Is Netflix Just Making Bad Movies On Purpose

[@_cianna_8628]

I saw this movie two times in a row when it first came out a bit ago. I babysit two boys, one is 5 and the other is 7, and they lost their fucking minds over this movie, especially the youngest. They laughed when the dog shit, they hated zeus with so much passion, and they cried when they thought Marmaduke was dead. The second the movie ended they had me restart it and we watched it again. It was torture. I've been trying to forget this movie ever since, and I thought I was going to make it to the grave without ever seeing this nightmare ever again, but no. Here I am. Thank you Danny

[@haleymist09]

For your torture, I wanted to give you an actual response. Thx for taking good care of 2 little boys. They have terrible taste in movies but watching movies with kids is fun

[@elegantdisarray]

These are not the responses I expected to see under this comment Lol

[@dungeaterfancam]

@@elegantdisarray ngl they definitely do need Jesus after what they experienced so the second comment is pretty fitting

[@badgaming4371]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok, i wont

[@leech7354]

I’m so sorry you had to go through that. I hope you got paid well though.

[@jellybeanjilly6873]

My nephew did watch this movie. He's 5 years old. His favourite passtime is pressing buttons on toys, not even playing with them. This movie still bored him enough to turn it off halfway.

[@m.o.4240]

Damn

[@josiemincey6106]

My teacher put this movie on while we were cooking I agree it was so boring

[@iateyourbread]

and children will literally watch anything, except for this movie

[@camelliatea6319]

The child is smart

[@sammygecko_]

Should’ve given him the remote so he could press the fast forward button.

[@konstance13]

Even as a kid, I remember just hating movies where the whole joke was "horrible untrained dog causes endless misery." It's so irritating and they always play it like the dad or parents are the bad guys for getting fed up with being injured and having their property destroyed, instead of a single person training the dog.

[@kismetr1795]

Beating up a dog in a children's movie is an incredibly stupid idea. Just cue kids beating up their dogs to train them like the movie they just watched.

[@doodle7342]

I agree it’s an annoying trope but in a roundabout way I guess it is the owners fault for not training the dog as a puppy

[@lacamperita2004]

@@doodle7342 nnnnnnn nnnnn n,nnnnnnn ,n

[@Paidnotspaid420]

Thats why I like “marley and me”. They actually went out of their way to try and train him but he was basically untrainable.

[@Sam-yw9fm]

if you're not willing to put up with the "misery" of having to train a dog then don't get one. dogs aren't human and stressing them out and treating them like crap because you've failed to set them up with good behavior YOU want out of them IS your fault and does make you the bad guy. don't get one if you don't wanna have the responsibility.

[@davisimoes6035]

You know a movie is terrible when they manage to make you sad because the dog did NOT die at the end

[@JLB0880]

I feel like Pete told his agent - “I’m dating a single mom and I gotta do something to make her kids like me - are there any kids movies I can do?”

[@night_rider2907]

Thattttt sounds about right

[@livefree316]

Netflix is pushing immoral.woke.agenda of the devil! WAKE UP! Today COULD BE YOUR LAST DAY ON EARTH! NOTHING CAN BEAT the joy of Jesus love in your heart! God sent Jesus to clean up your sinful mess TO TURN IT INTO A MESSAGE. Look to Jesus love. No to your problems! Turn to JESUS CHRIST! Not to drugs! Not to sexual slavery! Not to anger! Not to false paths! Not to magic! Not to immoral music! Why? IGNORING Jesus! Reblling to Jesus is foolish. WILL ONLY LEAD TO YOUR DESTRUCTION AND CONDEMNATION! Hosea 14:2 says, "Take with you Words and TURN to the LORD. It is time to plead your case - to remind God of what He has promised in His Word, God hearkens to the VOICE OF HIS WORD

[@tinyelephant2104]

"dating a single mom" lol

[@Moo-fb2kb]

No it’s probably because when you sign a contract, the studio/company usually requires you to do multiple projects for them. Like Tom Huddleston‘s Disney contract forced him to be in the awful Kong movie that’s nothing like roles he would normally choose. I think to get his standup special, Netflix required him to do other projects for them to & so this movie was just about fulfilling that contract

[@puffdaddy69]

Haha classic stoner logic

[@fissionabledolphin]

I feel like Netflix just has their own department solely dedicated to making horrible low budget movies on the off chance that it will become an ironic hit and be torn apart by commentary KZbinrs

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name....

[@KirigayaKazutoBeater]

They're obviously not rich because their stocks are dropping

[@devilhatethe651]

Exactly my thoughts-

[@AdaTheWatcher]

So many scam channels

[@abovespace2035]

replace rich with poor and you got it

[@havpojke]

One of the biggest issues has been the shift from actual voice actors to any famous person the production can get their hands on

[@cinderellaskeleton6720]

I don't tend to really care if celebrities get chosen for voice roles if they at least do good jobs, jack black is always a treat in every animated appearance he's in and i think all the voice acting in the sing movies is geniunly really good. I do have issues with celebrity voice acting like this though were it's clear they just chosem some one famous and not some one who fits the character.

[@OiStylo]

@@cinderellaskeleton6720 jack black nails it everytime

[@minhvan1216]

ok

[@jetrexdesign]

We're in the golden age of animated characters whose voices don't match their looks.

[@pingusmingus]

that one weird ass cartoon movie with bjork and damon albarn

[@WowwieZowwie]

Some kid at school asked me “have you heard of marmaduke?” And we straight up had an entire conversation in tech class about how awful marmaduke was 😭

[@Nermalhater1717]

He may have been referring to the comic, which the movie was based off of- believe me, it’s 10000x better than this slop

[@ryanilari3537]

@@Nermalhater1717wasn’t there also a live action movie? I very faintly remember something like that

[@Nermalhater1717]

@@ryanilari3537 yeah there was in 2010. Let’s just say it wasn’t much better from what I heard (I haven’t seen it but yeah)

[@uniquelygeekly3120]

​@@Nermalhater1717 I've seen the movie, it's pretty corny and predictable, but compared to this, it's peak cinema.

[@kothepowcardfan11]

Why are you here

[@nprnilk]

The worse thing is that Marmaduke's designs is not even comparable to the comics, which went for a more realistic approach. Not only is this a bad movie, this is also a bad adaptation

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Netflix making terrible adaptations out of comics? Gee, I wonder how often that happens.

[@Somehowruns]

the original marmaduke was so much better

[@g4yb0ybl1tz7]

i never heard of the original marmaduke comics until now so i looked it up and holy shit why did they make everyone look like that in the movie. the comics look actually charming AND hes actually great dane sized lol

[@Nineteensixtytwo]

I just looked up marmaduke and holy cow I think I watched the live action movie before

[@steddie]

the live action marmaduke was my childhood film too 😭😭

[@darthbuckethead2471]

Let's put it this way: If you pick up a 100+ movies that no other streaming service would pick up, they can now advertise that they have 100+ moves that no other service has.

[@user-ej7gk1hl7z]

technically the truth

[@caly-the-cat8400]

Quality over quantity any day though, and to charge your customers the amount they do, to take away the ability to password share with family, and likely introducing ads now too, they should really be offering quality content, otherwise they really can't afford to be making all these negative changes.

[@bad_bau]

Danny: "The dog trainer actually isn't the villain!" Danny 2 seconds later: "So the dog trainer beats the daylights out of Marmaduke and then tortures him"

[@MrYoinkySploinky]

@Dont go to my page ok

[@deliciouskromer4578]

Yep, that’s just some really dark mentor

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Honestly as far as I’m aware, Marmaduke is the villain and the trainer is completely valid in his beatings

[@AnEldritchBeing]

Which makes them a *hero*

[@NightPeninsula]

@Dont go to my page ok

[@salem_spectre]

"Dad, they hit the pentagon!" "Diggity dang that dog!"

[@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD]

mr.president, a second plane has hit the tower THE FuCKIN DOGGG

[@Pen-Tpot]

"Dad, they hit the second tower" "Diggity dang that dog!"

[@FORGET1999]

"dad, the boston marathon was bombed!" "Diggity dang that dog!"

[@jessminopoli97]

“Dad, they assassinated the president!” “ diggity dang that dog!”

[@_MECHA_]

Lmao

[@sagecious4906]

I love how they went to literally wanting the dog to die, to pretending that they were sad when they thought he was dead.

[@MetalKingsley]

2k like lol

[@sagecious4906]

@Medieval Mushroom Yeah, I thought he was funny for a little bit, but I kinda got tired of him. It’s why I changed my pfp.

[@-Cloud-9-Nine-]

Because they could’ve been rich

[@ethanmcneill1941]

They were probably pretending until they 10000000% could confirm he was dead, then the worlds largest party would happen.

[@sportsterplayz]

Why am I the only one that likes Marmaduke it's funny I like it 8/10

[@supersolomob422]

Danny: This rich british dude actually isn't a bad guy Rich British guy: *Kicks a dog and sends it flying into a tree and charges the family millions of dollars for it*

[@chicocorry1311]

He deserved it

[@supersolomob422]

@@chicocorry1311 lmao, very true tbh

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@DONT WATCH MY VIDEO no father /:(

[@IDDQDSound]

And then he massively overcharges the family and never appears again. Great dude

[@yourmothergaming9248]

Wait is that a bad thing, oops

[@trala8911]

As an unofficial, unauthorised spokesperson for Netflix, I can confirm: we’re absolutely making terrible movies intentionally. In fact, we’re doing it just to fuck with you, Danny.

[@camelliatea6319]

Thank you for your wise words

[@tfoprincess]

the wise one

[@41dn]

Keep up the good work!

[@PegaFox]

I KNEW IT!!!

[@mayomayo_ayase]

DAM I-

[@NothingPossiblyQuestionMark]

“THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER!” “Diggity dang that dog!”

[@matheuspires2462]

"THAT DOG NUKED ANOTHER COUNTRY"

[@Green_Guysssss]

😭

[@pears263]

I literally never understand why bad movies think farts and eating too much food is like the funniest thing ever. I swear it always matches the same awful quality of animation too, just.. who tf is making these movies I’m genuinely so concerned

[@wren_.]

i stg it’s like fe*ish content at this point, there is no other reason for it to be in there

[@phoebe5]

Don't you know the writer has to have his thinly veiled fetish in the movie

[@ursidae97]

Personally I really liked the part of Marmaduke shat himself to death

[@Founderschannel123]

@@phoebe5 i think the script was like one piece of random words anyone can predict

[@vaibh4vi]

yes like you know when you see someone’s art style and u know they’re weird

[@leverythingbluel2441]

The fact that the mom can even keep herself balanced with that anatomy is just marvelous

[@Code_Ax0]

I've seen people with that body type irl. Hell I have a co-worker now that looks like that. It's very astonishing that's for sure.

[@kyran.kennedy]

absolutely marmadous

[@TenderNoodle]

@@Code_Ax0 you have a coworker who’s sides of her head is bigger than her shoulders? Damn lol.

[@iconicweirdguy8678]

There's actually a really simple explanation for how she does that It's a cartoon

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

She got a low center of gravity, you cant even knock her over. Master of balance actually

[@Smoke_wheat]

You know a movie's bad when you not only aren't attached to the MAIN CHARACTER, but also be upset that he isn't dead. You have to TRY to fuck up that badly

[@elephorofonius]

you can have both and it can be a good movie marmaduke is just a whole disgrace to the entirety of all movies

[@Tw0Dots]

@@elephorofonius i dont see it being good movie if I want the main character dead 🤣

[@schlorping5156]

@@Tw0Dots I mean. Main character doesn’t always equal good guy. It could be a movie that focuses on a bad person

[@jansojele289]

@@Tw0Dots that's the dumbest take

[@Fruad_jo]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm potato

[@joshbreck3489]

November 10 1975: The Edmund Fiztgerald sinks on lake superior The dad: That dog!

[@Ur_L0c4l_BB]

September 11, 2001-

[@Sinnesloschen_]

This doesn't even look like a Netflix movie, this just looks like something you'd find in a Walmart's Bargin Bin or some Direct to DVD store.

[@ghostlyhousehorrors]

Or one of those films that aired on TV once and never aired again.

[@MadWeegee]

It looks comparable to the bootleg movies Danny watched before like Ratatoing

[@-carly-]

@@ghostlyhousehorrors yeah exactly lol

[@-carly-]

@@MadWeegee eh not that bad

[@hamilmiller8940]

@@-carly- a lot closer to ratotoing than Pixar

[@JoelDavid-yl9fk]

Short Answer: Yes, they are looking for a profit so they create these cheap movies intentionally. They have been reinforcing the idea of quantity over quality because most will still watch these awful movies and see them as a variety of things to watch while browsing through their platform. Over the recent years, people have noticed and it looks like they're trying to bring in some award-winning shows and movies meanwhile as they try to stay ahead of their other streaming competitors.

[@adamcrum6926]

they don’t even get money for views

[@TheRambunctious]

??? They have Pete Davidson and JK Simmons it can’t have been that cheap

[@countryrat6t6]

I feel like the quality has gone way down recently. It started off not great, then hit a high point a few years ago... now it's utter garbage. We don't keep a Netflix subscription for more than a month at a time. I'll activate it and pay for a month only when there's something specific (rarely a netflix original) we want to watch. Then I'll cancel as soon as we're done. But we haven't even done that since sometime last year.

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

@@adamcrum6926 it can serve as free exposure and make their movies more popular, so that is probably more of a motive than money

[@iparadigm]

how this fuck did this dude get a scroll bar on a youtube comment

[@mikey9373]

I grew up in a really rural area and we didn't have high speed internet until I was about 13. What I always looked forward to other than watching cable TV was on Sunday, which was when the in color funny papers came. I remember reading Marmaduke and other comic strips and it's what inspired me to be an artist. Brad Anderson died in 2015 and I think even if he was alive and completely senile he would still hate this movie.

[@gilliganmcneuter3922]

Well...yeah Samesies

[@tegan12356789]

every cooking article before they finally list the recipe:

[@_swesters_]

Just looked him up and found out he was born in my hometown! I had no idea. I loved reading the colored comics when I was a kid and Marmaduke was always one of my favorites. I was bummed to find out this movie butchered such a beloved comic series

[@Isaacarthy]

The Netflix movie probably made him flip over in his grave.

[@orangecat9559]

@@Isaacarthy yeah he did a sick backflip in his grave

[@applejayz1987]

It makes it so much worse seeing companies churn out slop like this, and shelf projects people were ACTUALLY excited for as tax write offs

[@ghastly_12]

I think the whole point is they know that these movies won’t succeed anyway, so they throw everything out the window and bank on the movie getting traction - especially on social media - for how bad it is. Also, the fact this came out after Netflix fired/cut funding from its animation departments DID NOT help this movie’s case.

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name....

[@McScrumptious]

They want people to make videos like this so they will get more watchers for the movies

[@ghastly_12]

@@McScrumptious Exactly

[@devilhatethe651]

Well we get another Danny video so great :)

[@ghastly_12]

Good lord how many bots are here…

[@RectPropagation]

How did they make an animated movie look like it was greenscreened?!

[@mothpoolislife8318]

After looking at it... Holy crap it does!!!

[@bauser6149]

@@mothpoolislife8318 npc

[@Timber-0000]

@@mothpoolislife8318 npc

[@Timber-0000]

Npc

[@bauser6149]

@@Timber-0000 fr

[@serroy]

animation THIS bad honestly baffles me, because i know there are creators who want to make good stuff. i understand animation is hard and needs a big budget to be done great but there's no excuses for bad writing.

[@basilbat273]

Netflix seems to think it's good content is the reason for its downfall is its so expect more of this

[@pengibon]

I feel bad for the animators, they had to animate a dog farting at the size of a bomb

[@li3nz0]

Fr to think that there is way much better animation content on KZbin

[@biggestastiest]

counter: animation doesn't _need_ a big budget to look good. someone along the chain of command _wanted_ it to look like this, they wanted this specific style and the animators couldn't say no

[@Stibly]

This film looks like college students first project.

[@messyjoy899]

10:15 You're not half wrong. Marmaduke from symptoms I've seen was experiencing GDV (Gastric Dilatation Volvulus) which is condition that is life threatning for dogs if not treated in time. It usually happens to big or deep chested breeds like the great danes. I did a homework project on it and the fact that is potrayed as a joke hurts my feelings.

[@21cabbvge]

I know it as “bloat”. My newfoundland eats out of a slow feeder and cannot run or play for an hour after eating to avoid it

[@pepper1739]

Yea im sure the animation "team" didn't know that and just wanted to make fart and fat jokes which is just lazy and gross af I wish kids movies were past this crap but yk whatever interesting that's a real thing tho I'll have to look into it

[@Randomperson10083]

@@pepper1739it’s more likely just the writers very poorly disguised fetish

[@_plague.vulturez_]

As someone in the arts, this movie is so ugly. like even if it had a compelling, groundbreaking story it would still be horrible just because of the animation style

[@liahamilton7727]

Yesssss

[@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa]

Tbh even calling it an “animation style” is generous. You can tell they cut so many corners in all stages of production that they left 0 room for appeal. It’s so hollow and honestly kind of uncanny

[@WhirlPoolWaters]

They made the fart too green

[@MR-qi5lc]

It's legit just one step above ratatoing

[@Eesseenncceeeee]

LITERALLY

[@helen.faunway]

As an artist who mostly focuses on character design, I commend the animators for their sheer commitment to making every single character look as grotesquely unpleasant as possible. I'm not even being sarcastic: genuinely impressed. Didn't think I'd find a less appealing animating style than the Adam's Family movie from a few years back, but damn...Marmaduke's mouth movements when he talks made me want to close out of this video entirely

[@boredpancake418]

This comment is like it's taken straight out of my brain. Everything

[@ChrisJalbs]

Not to mention it almost looks like the whole movie didn’t use a render engine. It actually looks like the dog In the original 1995 toy story -edit: this movie had a budget of $50 Million

[@iohsmdiglomdrn]

They take caricature to a whole other level

[@oddlem]

I thought the character design in the minions movies were bad, I legitimately didn't think it could get worse than that

[@zuskull1]

I actually have no idea whether or not Marmaduke’s mouth is opening or closing

[@diztractedd]

i think we should all feel bad for the animators who get handed the script and have to go “holy f*** i cant believe we have to try and make this look okay.” then fail miserably anyways💀

[@justarandomasian249]

Literally high guardian spice lmao

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name....

[@basilbat273]

Knowing netflix they totally just got a few hundred animators and said *"they can do this in a month right?"*

[@AmelieKaren7_13]

I feel like this animation is not bad. Like at all. The animation is not the problem, the script, writers, directors and whatever they were smoking in the conference room together was. Given a good script, the animation would not have been looked at that much and the movie could have worked as a good movie with meh animation. But that's only what I think. Also, someone could argue that if the animation was excellent, almost perfect in every ways, the film could have been interesting to watch if not to engage in... But ay, it's what it's 😂😂

[@diztractedd]

@@AmelieKaren7_13 oh yeah absolutely!! not saying what they did was terrible, they executed i think as well as anyone could with the story they were given. hell i wouldn’t want to put a million dollar budget or time and effort into that movie either!

[@RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan]

Marmaduke: Writer's Poorly Disguised Fetish

[@canadianfurrytrash906]

Seeing Netflix closing down their animation department, and then seeing them put out stuff like Marmaduke, a Big Mouth spinoff, and a second Boss Baby TV show just comes to show how incompetent and apathetic they seem to be around animation nowadays. I understand they do have the occasional hidden gems here and there (The House, The Cuphead Show!, and The Sea Beast lead this year's animation catalogue), but aside from that, nothing doesn't seem right at all

[@frankisnot1148]

Honestly i had high hopes for their animation department when Klaus came out Well. Shit. Guess that was a one time miracle

[@shadow_shine3578]

Kipo is great.

[@bugsarecool5555]

i kinda like the big mouth spin off

[@livepoultryfreshkilled]

literally so embarrassed to be this guy but the big mouth spinoff was super creative and really well executed to be frank. it was very funny. you don't understand i'm aware of what i sound like but big mouth is honestly like.. they do care about that show there is effort put in

[@s4oren2]

don't forget arcane, the best animated thing on any platform ever

[@becdabest]

i can’t believe these movies went through hundreds of people (editors, producers, etc.) and was still decided to go public💀

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name🙄

[@thebloxconductor1870]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok I wont

[@shoshanaloomer]

That’s my thought every time a terrible movie comes out

[@ducksongfans]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 you got it

[@Braham_the_Terror]

To be fair only couple of people out of those hundreds got any actual say in it.

[@itsjustanothercarl8040]

I'm surprised that people aren't talking about how this was actually a live action movie before it was a cartoon. It wasn't the most popular, but it was around. It was like a less emotional comedy oriented version of marley and me. And yes, for some reason he talks there too. Kind of like a thing for the audience to keep up.

[@nova5631]

was waiting for this comment!!

[@Major003]

I THOUGHT there was one! And then there's this abomination.

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

Marmaduke is actually based off of comic strip

[@anna_banana414]

RIGHT!! like halfway through the video i had to look it up that there WAS a live action movie (plus the comics) just to make sure i wasn’t going crazy bc i was certain i had watched it before

[@anerrorhasoccurred8727]

Tbf in the live action one it’s made _clear_ that the humans can’t understand the dogs.

[@TheLaughingSlab]

At the time stamp 14:02 when he said “I don’t think any kid has ever watched this” my 8 year old brother just quietly said “I watched it”

[@themaskedkidd914]

Lol

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

Lol

[@Switch2sml]

Netflix is known to make the movies ever. Their movies have actors who act, the writers write, the producers produce and so fourth. Cinematic marvels

[@McScrumptious]

I can’t believe all these weird movies went through hundreds of people and they were all okay with it going public

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont read my name....

[@illinoisman1893]

Indeed, they made the movie of all time.

[@olo-es1hu]

Wow!

[@__R20]

And Danny is the KZbinr ever.

[@90sbunny]

I think the thing with a lot of bad Netflix animation nowadays is that the animation is 3D when it could very well look better in 2D. I feel like whenever artists create sketches of characters, it doesn't always translate right in 3D. Like I know that 3D is technically faster and cheaper, but idk I feel like the integrity of whatever movie they make declines heavily just because the movie's executives want to do 3D since it's so trendy rn. Like it's been proven time and time again for years by companies like Laika and Studio Ghibli that a movie doesn't have to be made in a 3D software for it to become successful.

[@Friedphesh]

You’re right, but I’m pretty sure that 3D is actually more expensive. It’s just that 2D takes more time like you said, but 3D is hard to master plus the costs

[@anshi5098]

It just looks so...cursed. You might be saving out on cost/time but this is just a disgrace to humanity.

[@k3y_sm4sh]

Totally agree, with all of this. Danny was mentioning how much he hates the character design (valid point), but the thing that makes it objectively bad? The animation itself. Every clip he showed, it was like the characters lips didn't line up with the word sounds, the timing was off, they were over "acting" (which in animation means moving too much for no reason)... And they clearly had the budget to do better, unlike a lot of the bad animated knock offs he reviews 😂

[@earthsfur]

@@k3y_sm4sh I feel like the funky style for the characters could even look better in 2d 😭

[@tejasmurali9986]

The entire world of anime has a point to prove here. If you can't do 3d then don't do the _____ 3d!!

[@nv3599]

I feel like they realized how much popularity Riverdale got for being terrible that they decided that that was the way to go instead of just... making enjoyable shows people want to see. Like they've just been putting out the worst garbage that you honestly need to see to believe so they've still got a subscriber base, but it's just such a shame that they've valuing clout for being terrible over making actual media art that people would want to see and enjoy.

[@mintyhippo8125]

Riverdale gets such a bad rap. The first season and a half are actually bad but the rest is actually good… idk what they were doing with moth man tho. That kinda… they gave up now…

[@Anonymous_P]

@@mintyhippo8125 I think you mean the opposite, the first season and a half wasn't that bad (like not that good either, but you could see the entertainment value in it) the rest of the series has just been a sh1tshow.

[@lesbianjimmyfallon]

at least riverdale is bad in a campy, semi self-aware way. they’ve embraced how bad it is and are just having fun with it at this point. not a single person involved in the creation of marmaduke at any point didn’t want to die.

[@ketokeko]

lmfao they suck HASHSADH

[@itzinsanity6447]

they made this terrible cliché vampire series called first kill (or something) and oh my GOD is it terrible

[@theclaybor4352]

Always interesting to see movies with such grotesque character designs have such beautiful backgrounds. The trees in the park and the exterior shots of the family home are particularly nice.

[@katie-allen]

I hate it when Danny’s boss won’t let him give movies a negative score out of 10 😢 hope the boss learns to give him a little more range, maybe up to the amount of the range of Pete Davidson’s acting abilities 😔🙏

[@katie-allen]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC babe no one wants this from you pls stop

[@devilhatethe651]

Ikr 😔

[@hughjload985]

I am Danny boss shut up (real)

[@katie-allen]

@@hughjload985 Greg will not be silenced 😤💪🫡

[@hughjload985]

@@katie-allen I'm very sorry but I can't have Danny outshine Pete Davidson. No one can

[@soong_type_android]

I will never get over how terrifying and gross the animation style is. I’m a sucker for animation and I accept pretty much any art style, remembering that people tried so hard to make it. But jeez, who approved this?? It’s so ugly looking, the lighting in particular

[@spooky6703]

It gives me Tim Burton vibes with the character designs, but from someone who saw the theatrical poster for Nightmare Before Christmas, and decided that was all they needed to learn.

[@datagamerbulby]

the egg

[@teofrancocremonesi506]

It kinda gives me 2008 disney bootleg, type of animation mixed with, Despicable Me, style of anatomy

[@ursidae97]

I'm horrified by how good they make the live action Marmaduke movie

[@burlapbear]

I agree. It grosses me out, there's no other way to explain it. But I don't even know why. Something about it is just disturbing

[@jacobomarrah9623]

As someone with IBD, it’s really nice to finally have representation in media. I too have failed to make it to the bathroom and had to relieve myself in the nearest chalice…

[@noahkarpinski1824]

What did you think about Moonfall?

[@casadilla111]

This actually made me laugh, thanks for that!

[@ZoeA-n6i]

Girl Fuckin what

[@Monochrome2004]

i stg if the crap chalice becomes a thing like the cum chalice before it

[@ProfJamie20]

AMEN me too comrade 🙏😔

[@arizona-r4k]

" dad theres a nuke coming to our house " "DIGGITY DANG THAT DOHG"

[@DanielleAlek]

To answer the question; yes, they do it on purpose. They know that people will watch it either way, either because they're kids and don't know any better, they're loyal to the brand and will uncritically accept anything that's put in front of them, or just out of bile fascination. Doesn't matter what the quality of the movie is, it'll be found and it'll be watched and that's all they need. So why make one good movie that takes a year and $70m to make when you could make 100 bad movies that each cost a fraction of the price and make the same amount of money (if not more) all put together?

[@manboy4720]

i mean, this video kind of works in netflix's purpose then. all publicity is good publicity to netflix apparently, so they must have a LOT of publicity.

[@placeholderdoe]

I saw a comment that a very young kid who got bored watching this movie, also because if commentary videos very little people will resubscribe to see the movie. Tbh if Netflix is these making bad movies on purpose they deserve to die, if they just stopped weekly episodes and doubled down on the good shows they would probably be better.

[@supersonic5024]

wow. i cant find a flaw in his logic. no like fr this makes absolute sense thx

[@Call_Upon_YAH]

Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone! ❤

[@Call_Upon_YAH]

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

[@phifuru]

that whole entire fart scene was definitely purely a fetish thing and I will not be thinking otherwise

[@click.beetle]

nasty asf

[@valo4251]

that’s what i was thinking exactly.

[@Thermostatis]

I wonder if the person who wrote that scene has a devantiart account so i can stay away from this person

[@certifiedhomelanderstan]

Same here,or they must be smoking something.

[@cringefailtastic]

Either that or they couldn't think of anything that kids find funny besides toilet humor

[@sarae1790]

I watched this movie with 7 year olds and they hated it. After they said "I was hoping it would get better but I think it got worse" Even kids don't like it

[@ahhh4117]

my parents ironically said the same thing about me

[@noahmack6839]

7 year Olds don't talk like that

[@sarae1790]

@@noahmack6839 smart ones do so 👍🏻

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

@@ahhh4117 im srry abt tht

[@EC-yw5hg]

@@noahmack6839 the bar you have for basic intelligence is in hell. it wasn’t even a particularly clever quote, even for a kid….

[@KittyBroccoli]

8:05 the bark was actually impressive lol

[@bioboss8369]

Best part of this movie was by far when Walter White came in and said "Marmaduke we have to cook" and then they had the crystal meth arc. Lots of character growth for Marmaduke there and it really solidified this movie as an instant classic in my eyes.

[@RVTerruvia]

Jesse! We have to cook!

[@callmemackeroni]

When Marmaduke said "It's Marmaduking time" and Marmaduked all over the screen, I knew it was pure art.

[@youyou475]

@@callmemackeroni and then ඞ

[@silvershadow1271]

SEBBY we gotta cook

[@olly9343]

Lmaoo

[@averyrose2262]

Maybe it's because I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old boy but that woman shouting "our dog is a loser!" actually really got me

[@majorblitz3846]

Don't feel bad, it is really absurd enough we can laugh at it.

[@itzpris15634]

*punches wall* MARMADUKE IS A GREAT DANE!!!1111!!!!11!

[@ecliiipsssse]

@GabsTrash- "not so great dane"

[@charcs_7624]

Time please😭

[@Aniware]

@@charcs_7624 12:08

[@Jimyjonson]

0:10 voice crack ahh “oWn”

[@astromeme6308]

More like œŵņ

[@SsjGabe420]

“when can I leave to be on my oWwwNn”💅💅

[@astromeme6308]

@@SsjGabe420 “I’m a fuckign pretty princess ahh moment”

[@thecozybookshelf]

I agree that studios must be making bad movies on purpose. Netflix saw the reaction to Tall Girl, and yet they still made a sequel!

[@bahahahahe8171]

@DONT WATCH MY VIDEO ok I wont

[@chocomin5059]

Don’t forget Kissing Booth. They saw the reception but made TWO MORE MOVIES anyway This can also apply with 365 days, everyone agreed that it’s god awful but it still got a sequel

[@sukaisage]

@@chocomin5059 we must never underestimate the power of twilight fans who need to feed on similar pieces of garbage

[@avidreader4719]

danny: "guy isn't the villain of the movie; he's not even really that bad" guy: beats up pets for a living

[@myproblematicbrain]

because mermeduke is the real villian

[@bubblymilkshake9055]

Also he sent a bill of like millions and millions of dollars to the family after doing almost nothing for them and than dipping. Also aint no way the item cost that much. He wasn’t the main villain but come on, he was a villain.

[@filiperosa7496]

He don't beat a pet, he beat a demon

[@tellmewill]

@@filiperosa7496 ???

[@sarahgooey]

@@filiperosa7496 thats what i was gonna say, marmaduke is NOT a pet but a manifestation of evil

[@abyssalnightmare551]

As someone who was on deviantart for years I have the wonderful ability to pinpoint every fetish in this movie

[@ConfusedLemons]

I'm actually curious, how many are there?

[@bananapalzee]

@@ConfusedLemons [INSERT GENERIC VEGETA JOKE HERE]

[@abhainn35]

@@ConfusedLemons I counted 5.

[@gryphon50c]

@@abhainn35 oh dear god. i could only count 3 and now i fear what i don’t know

[@leongatica1663]

pretty please list them

[@elizabetharas5748]

the song at the start of this movie sounds so weird it literally goes like: WOWOOOOOAAAAHH WOOOAH! BAAAW BAAW BAAW BAAW *random mumbling*

[@brownguy903]

The thing that's going under everybody's radar is that this movie is an animated version of the 70 year old Marmaduke cartoon strip AND there was also a live action version in 2010, which is also terrible

[@janNowa]

I haven't seen the live action movie in years but it's definitely better than this just in terms of like production value at the very least

[@AmyJustGotHere]

I mean the live action isn’t great, but at least it’s good enough for kids. This isn’t good enough for anyone

[@FrostedGalaxies]

I saw the live action as a kid and didn't even like it then. That and over the hedge are the only two movies I remember not liking as a child, I was pretty easy to impress.

[@Daniiijayy]

Bro I loved the live action 😭

[@Fairygroveyt]

The live action was HORRIBLE I remember not liking it. Didn't when I was a child either.

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

How tf was Marmaduke ever supposed to compete with a dog that can lift a convention center, a dog that can mass hypnotize people, and a dog that can create a Reality Marble? No shot.

[@pixeled0997]

dog with a domain expansion

[@francisyankovic]

@@pixeled0997 domain expansion flyting

[@Joltumbreon]

I was literally thinking the dog created a Reality Marble 😭😭 Mastered some of the most difficult magecraft for a dog show

[@ShinySalazzle]

Don’t forget the dog that danced. Though that wasn’t impressive either in comparison.

[@Major_Beetus-ki9rw]

@@pixeled0997 Domain Expansion: Infinite Marmaduke

[@cultureshock916]

Being a voice actor has always sounded really cool to me, but they don’t usually start on animation till after the voice work is over so I would just be terrified that it might turn out as disturbing as this.

[@jennaisela]

Thats how horrible shows or movies are made. Its so dumb to record a voice over and then work on an animation 😂 like you need to get the feelings down and the tone down right by looking at the animation and try to mirror the lip sync

[@cultureshock916]

@@jennaisela Yeah I don’t know why the voice is always done beforehand when I watch Disney behind the scenes stuff. Maybe cause they think it’s easier to get the timing right by going back and moving things in the animation to match the audio, rather than having to speak perfectly in real time down to every syllable.

[@_____________a_a]

@@jennaisela it’s easier to time the lip syncing when you already have the voices. They usually show the storyboard and have directors while the voices are being done. Also they’ll probably do multiple takes with some different vibes to them to make sure they get the proper mood and feeling to the scene. Have you seen anime dubs in the US? that’s animation before voices.

[@HelloHamburger]

@@_____________a_a Any dub is voice after the animation, but the original production is almost always voice first. I don't know much of anything about the process, but I would assume it's because animation is such a long and tedious process that it's a lot easier to get voices done first, so that the animators can have voice cues to sync with. And, if the VAs had to sync to finished animation, it could be difficult to keep up with the pace. Like, with no human voices to guide them, the animators are likely to make costly mistakes and make the lip movements look stiff and nonsensical. Therefore, the voice actors could have to speak really fast or really slow which could look unnatural, or, speak at a good pace, but risk the mouth movements looking off. It could make it look uncanny and unnatural either way. I'd say it makes both VAs and animators jobs easier to do it voice before animation/visuals.

[@_____________a_a]

@@HelloHamburger yeah, I just said anime dubs since I thought the people in the reply section would understand better. I’m wanting to go into the industry (and do a bit of amateur animation as a hobby) so I’m aware of how the process generally works out. Thanks for the infodump though!

[@JxMaX]

8:58 oh no he went on deviant art!!

[@user-em4sq1qc2m]

Underrated comment

[@matheuspires2462]

Bruh they prob hired deviant art and fanfic writers to do that crap

[@mamaharumi]

I'll never forgive Netflix for canceling the critically acclaimed Dark Crystal series. It's a legitimate work of art but they'd rather spend a fortune on garbage.

[@beanus7394]

and I Am Not Okay With This cancelled and kissing booth gets 3 movies.

[@anerrorhasoccurred8727]

Pouring one out for Tuca and Bertie as well 😞

[@taratih]

TO THIS DAY

[@taratih]

TO THIS FUCKING DAY I AM UPSET I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS OR FORGIVE

[@humanist.vampyre]

I'm still not ok with how they canceled IANOWT and The Dark Crystal series. Two actual good shows and Netflix just threw them away like they were nothing :/

[@rosiepear7531]

The most unrealistic thing Danny didn't mention in his video was the family of four, two kids and their parents, living in a two-story house in a suburban neighborhood with a giant dog that probably eats more than all of them put together in a month. I guess what I'm saying is that million dollars wasn't going to pay for training the dog, it was going to get them out of bankruptcy

[@victorlolxd7347]

A family of 4 Living in a 2 story house seems pretty normal its the dog thing for me

[@fx2939]

Funnily enough, my little brother came over to me, saw some of the clips, and then told me “Oh, I’ve seen that movie. It was kinda disturbing.” And then walked away. It’s nice to know that even the target demographic couldn’t stomach this, but it unfortunately does disprove the running theory that there are no children watching these. I just wish my brother could have used more of his critical thinking skills before it was too late.

[@c0zy.dragonz]

My parents set this up for dinner together because my mom thought it might be cute, and we couldn’t stand it.we had to turn it off 20minutes in because it was so horrendous. 💀

[@gooseourlord]

I’m kinda shocked nobody’s talking about how awful this movie looks. Like it’s visually so bad. I could find more quality stuff on 2007 Newgrounds

[@captainflowers748]

Newsground has passionate artists that care

[@Zaido4211]

@@captainflowers748 read the comment

[@hushfur]

You can. Eddsworld.

[@rexjolles]

Idk I feel bad for the animators. The shading is the weird part to me

[@captainflowers748]

@@Zaido4211 read mine, I was only clarifying further

[@imperialfist2304]

Note that while the Dad is against the Dog the Mom is vouching for Marmaduke despite all he’s done, this leads me to believe that Marmaduke on top of doing all the stuff he’s done is sleeping with the Mom.

[@KN-hg2nv]

😭

[@bigchungus8287]

Underrated comment

[@Kster-uj6dr]

@@bigchungus8287 I agree

[@dr.anaB777]

He's voiced by Pete Davidson afterall. I think him sleeping with the Mom is canon lol.

[@OiStylo]

Pete Davidson is coming for everybody's wife

[@rubekaahmed2552]

These poor Netflix animators, they deserve so much better😭I guarantee if there had been more lively acting and enthusiasm this could’ve been a decent children’s movie that you’d watch as a kid and just vibe with. But 😭 they managed to cast the most bland sounding man on earth to voice a DOG?? The most upbeat vocal animals 😭 honestly Netflix is now nothing other than bad decisions

[@anonymous_.9524]

Ok

[@meh-pd7tr]

I got annoyed that they screwed over jeff in making that bone cartoon adaptation which he and his fans of the comics were excited for. Netflix can just disappear if they're just going to continue to throw money on awful live action shows while they slowly kill off any other animation projects

[@defffnotalexis]

agreed but dogs are not the most vocal animals

[@xxbubble17]

the animating wasn’t very good so

[@spike5499]

@@meh-pd7tr and while they quickly kill off live action shows that are actually good

[@sgtv8346]

2:04 aint no party like a billy party

[@Ur_L0c4l_BB]

Actually made me giggle

[@sgtv8346]

@Ur_L0c4l_BB thank you I appreciate it 😊😊😊

[@00kidney]

It almost looks like Netflix stopped caring about their customers a while ago and started focusing 100% on profit!

[@RogueX1.0]

@Dont go to my page ight bet

[@god_2.0_the_better_version]

Well, yeah, they know it's only a matter of time before Disney takes them too anyways.

[@ambiguousness]

only caring about profits?? in capitalism?????? there's no way!

[@ethanreyes1797]

@Dont go to my page why do I see you everywhere ... are you a bot ?

[@darthmauve]

@@ethanreyes1797 yeah i think its pretty obvious

[@heavenwaits]

remember when netflix was like the pinnacle of new, original fresh content where their creators had a ton of creative control? and we had a huge boom of incredible film and tv? good times. what went wrong 😔

[@claritycrystal8742]

Quantity over quality.

[@elainedodd341]

@@claritycrystal8742 too true

[@androidinblack5291]

I like the abundance of bad. Makes good things like Arcane stand out.

[@consentclub8431]

capitalism, greed

[@no_one2197]

No, I don't remember that lmao Netflix has always been this bad let's be honest

[@Azzypsycho]

My younger brother watched this movie so many freaking times (he’s 3 yrs old) And every time he played it I slowly died inside.💀 Like out of all movies, he picked this one. I suffered hours each day watching this over,over and over again. 💀

[@RandomGoldieStuff]

Bruh

[@purple.st4rz_556]

The fact that my younger sister does the same thing, watches the weirdest shows in a loop, and its so annoying 😭

[@hampai7137]

You should forced your brother to watch better movie

[@iamnotthatguy7166]

YT kids and Netflix are actually going to brainwash an entire army of kids

[@pluto3194]

To be fair it's not like we didn't all do basically the same thing. Not really a bad movie but I watched the Spongebob movie so many times over to the point where I could probably recite the script from memory

[@PinksProductions]

I freaking love this KZbinr, I never seen any of his videos but this one and him criticising the movie hasn’t made me laugh that hard in a while 😭🤚

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Y’all me and my dad watched this movie after watching this video. I cannot even begin to express how horrible this movie is. I’m honestly amazed that Danny was able to make this movie seem like it had a coherent plot at all. He made this movie seem so much better than it was.

[@martinszymanski2607]

i guess some people just see the inside of an actual dumpster and go "i'll have some o' that!" suppose we found the target audience lol

[@Spoonicks]

Watched this movie with my siblings because we love watching really bad movies and having a good laugh, but all of us got really bored about 20-30 minutes in. It's astounding Danny not only made the plot cohesive, but stayed awake to do it.

[@_Biscuitbear]

​@@Spoonicks I watched It and I thought I was half way through but it was like 10 minutes in

[@gayjayy]

​@@_Biscuitbear Oh wow. That's a great sign for a movie. /s

[@Seraphina-b3h]

I watched this movie with my family before he made this video. It worked when I watched it. But it was most definitely more enjoyable when Danny made a video about it. Danny makes every movie better.

[@Zarastro54]

One of the main problems with the animation of this movie is that it is clearly more suited to 2D than CG. You can’t just animate anything in CG because the fact that it is 3D inherently chips away at the suspension of disbelief and gets closer to the uncanny valley. Characters with super exaggerated proportions just look weird in CG. It’s like how Fairly Odd Parents characters just didn’t look right when animated in CG for the Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour. I mean just look at how much better the designs of the end credits 2D animations look.

[@therealCrazyJake]

Case in point- The Addams Family…

[@juliabrown39]

I don’t think these characters would even look good in 2d. I have nothing against exaggeration but these have gone too far.

[@80sDisneyFan]

At least the Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour was good.

[@EldritchCow]

"wow my art looks like trash" *Looks at the Marmaduke's animation for 3 seconds* "WOW MY ART IS SO GOOD"

[@WorshipperOfKhone]

That hit me hard

[@robynnhoud]

My art might not be the best but at least it's not Marmaduke

[@PixelatedCringeXD]

“ AW *_FUCK_* HE’S ALIVE 🤡✌️” Help I’m dying 😭💅

[@fudgeisnottaken]

"and he farts and he craps and he farts so hard i thought he might die" my man almost died 10 times in the entire movie and half of those reasons are because of food

[@josephcheeseinthebanana]

The sad part about this movie, which I _may_ never watch, is that it's just another film studio trying to milk a cartoon/comic strip that was loved by other generations. I've read only a handful of strips before, so I went onto the Go Comics website to read some of the earlier funnies. Being a comic established in the mid-1950s, Marmaduke has a lot of the charm that Lil' Folks (later known as Peanuts) had; classic one-liners along with a charming illustration. I even read a couple of the newer strips, and it seems the comic still holds up to its legacy, even after its original author passed away seven years ago. However, the movie adaptation is horrendous. Disgusting humor, unbearable character design, and bland story telling. Blue Sky _nailed_ it with _the Peanuts Movie_ in 2015. With Craig and Bryan Schulz, son and grandson of Charles Schulz, in charge of the screenplay, every part of the movie was sculpted with care to ensure that it wasn't a soulless reboot, but a love letter to one of the greatest comic strip writers and illustrators of all time. Getting back to Marmaduke, it's just a gimmick for mimic and cash. Blue Sky didn't incorporate any of today's modern humor, albeit, a few modern songs that felt surprisingly fitting, into _the Peanuts Movie,_ and stayed true to the humor Charles Schulz himself would've used in any of his other cartoons/strips. But _this?_ Brad Anderson wasn't even a _thought!_ It's just a generic, bad kid's movie with the shell of a wholesome comic that didn't deserve to be decimated by a bunch of rookies who animated this movie just to milk that cash cow. Boo. Stinky. Fart. Bad. This is comparable with Season 25 of Thomas the Tank Engine. Barf.

[@paperart0]

this is a lovely comment, thank you.

[@cheesebiscuit8376]

did u just make fun of the best show ever at the end of ur speech? Thomas the tank engine is beautiful smh

[@surkey5055]

@@cheesebiscuit8376 season 25 specifically, kind of like how the later simpsons seasons were getting alot worse starting at around season 8.

[@cheesebiscuit8376]

@@surkey5055 thank u for the clarification

[@Swingy_Productions]

1. This is 100% true for the main topic 2. which Thomas, OG or CGI?

[@hailingfireandash]

Honestly the "He is Drew Gooden's biggest fan" joke about Guy isn't getting enough attention, that was fucking hilarious 4:54

[@ignorant1126]

Fr- I love the fact that are best friends irl lmao

[@krismindscape]

i don’t get it can someone explain so i can laugh too

[@notarealtree]

@@krismindscape Drew Gooden calls his fans "Guy" like Danny calls his fans "Greg"

[@krismindscape]

@@notarealtree OHHH that’s actually really funny thank you

[@notarealtree]

@@krismindscape np :)

[@BloatedPizzaRolls]

the 3 characters designs of marmaduke: eerily slender bouncing kinder egg pixar mom

[@the-postal-dude]

naw you watched the video too?

[@seanbarry2306]

I genuinely don’t understand how they made the character design so horrendous. Like I cannot think of an uglier movie

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

Trolland (2016)

[@bisexualbob5841]

A Goat Story and Plan Bee as well

[@colorbar.s]

the addams family 2019

[@heavyseas2153]

foodfight

[@rxegxn]

Troll 2 (1990)

[@Blackstonelegion]

The Sad thing is, there is a Live action movie that is also Called Marmaduke, which came before this Animated Verson, and I actually liked the Live action Marmaduke, I thought it was decently Funny and it had a good message behind it and it had good actors, it even had George Lopaz in it, Idk how well the Original movie actually did but I actually kinda Enjoyed the Original movie, this Animated verson is a Complete Abomination Edit: In the Original Movie when Marmaduke Spoke the Human characters would only hear barking tho other animals would actually understand Marmaduke

[@Vexmus_]

Oh wow someone else who saw the live action one too! I was waiting for someone to mention it. For a moment I thought this might have been an adaptation of sorts, but it wasnt. Honeslty the movie could've worked rather well in an animated format, shame they ignored its existence. Though, it probably doesn't hold up well nowadays

[@rururyuvely]

I remember watching the live action one too! Definitely agree that it was a lot better than whatever this animated mess was.

[@GraceGH]

Okay thanks for commenting this because all I could think about was how much I used to love the live action film. It has a special place in my heart since it was THE film my primary school teachers would bring out for the class. Good vibes all around

[@h1ghc4t85]

Yeah I used to love the live action when I was little I would watch it all day everyday and I even wanted to move to California so I could meet Marmaduke

[@elvie9905]

That movie was an abomination in the best way. It was my absolute favorite as a kid

[@Gustoberg]

the girl's voice acting is too genuine for me to not believe they actually tied her in a basement and forced her to act the poor girl edit: *sigh* yes, my most liked comment comes from a video about the marmaduke animated film

[@coco_mitten987]

Which girl?

[@jasonchiu272]

@@coco_mitten987 Girl No. 4

[@JamesCharIes]

I read this before watching and thought there was actually gonna be a girl locked in a basement 😭😭

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@JamesCharIes I never thought I'd be disappointed that a girl wasn't locked in a basement.

[@Founderschannel123]

@@JamesCharIes jesus christ imagine that shit popped out your screen without knowing it coming

[@pjkorab]

Actually the most impressive feat out of the entire dog show is by whoever installed the tiny little handle that the whole convention center was lifted by. Forget the dog that did the lifting - that worker deserves a Nobel Prize in physics.

[@6Shots_ofEspresso]

I started watching Marmaduke with my parents and less than halfway through, both were asleep, and the next day my mom asked “Hey, do you want to watch Marmalade?” She’s not even that forgetful, Marmaduke was just not important enough to be remembered lmao

[@genericname2747]

Marmaduke is so bad you'll forget you saw it. Then you'll watch it, again and again

[@camiflorence8997]

marmalade lol

[@sophiathefurbst]

marmalade is what I was thinking about the entire time 💀

[@li3nz0]

MARMALADE 😭

[@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888]

HAHAHAHA

[@AgentEve]

Netflix cancelling actually good shows and then making something like this. I'm not shocked, I'm just disappointed.

[@slusheebits3695]

FR like how do they cancel i am not okay with this and then proceed to stream this shit

[@godmodeextreme]

@@slusheebits3695 they cancelled the adaptation of *wings of fire* and kept this abomination.

[@worm92iv74]

Im glad i never bought netflix

[@socialistrecyclebin]

@@godmodeextreme i am so mad about that I want to eviscerate them

[@legendindisguise808]

facts bro imagine deleting anime for trash love action versions

[@Questem]

The fact this movie had a 50mil budget is a legitimate slap in the face. Like a hand came out of my screen and slapped me in the face for reading that number. (Edit: It seems my calculations were incorrect. Still, any money spent on this movie is a direct attack against mankind.)

[@pribyslavkomensky7103]

I think you probably read budget for Marmaduke live-action film from 2010.

[@emilywritess]

The above comment is correct. It made a total of $604k There’s no way they spent $50 million

[@floranse5205]

@@emilywritess I can't find the budget for the 2022 version anywhere which is wierd. Though their box office hit 400k which is pretty embarrassing lol

[@emilywritess]

@@floranse5205 exactly! I’m sure the budget is nonexistent lol

[@straykiss_woo]

Lmfao

[@jowelltrejo8430]

1995 : i love Toy story so much i can't wait to more 3D animated films later in the future 2022 : what i have just seen I wish this doesn't exist

[@OhFrittata]

Are we just in this era where Pete Davidson has to be in everything? Smart Water ads, Taco Bell Breakfast ads, Kim Kardashian, Angry Birds, The Suicide Squad, and now Marmaduke? We needed to bring back Marmaduke?

[@LoreleiCatherine]

That Kim kardashian part was smooth af 😂😂😂😂

[@Tw0Dots]

@@LoreleiCatherine fr 😂

[@minhamaenaomecrioupraseregirl]

marMADUKE IS A REMAKE?

[@LoreleiCatherine]

@@minhamaenaomecrioupraseregirl Marmaduke was a comic strip in the newspaper for a very long time I think it’s actually still in the newspaper with the Sunday morning comics. I’m pretty sure there were a couple of books too. It was really really popular while I was growing up in the 90s.

[@minhamaenaomecrioupraseregirl]

@@LoreleiCatherine Bruh But also, nice, interesting

[@MJ_Llama]

I remember seeing the movie Marmaduke throughout my childhood (the original, not this abomination), and lemme tell you, early 2000s talking dog CGI is still much better than whatever this is

[@simstophat1078]

Plus owen Wilson was in it

[@MJ_Llama]

@@simstophat1078 true

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

@@MJ_Llama But didn't that movie came out in 2010 though?

[@MJ_Llama]

@@kittykittybangbang9367 probably, I was just estimating

[@herlocksholmes-uv5qw]

Yeah that movie was no masterpiece but at least it looked okay and the plot was more coherent. Plus there's an australian shepherd, what else would you want

[@BB-pt9hv]

I'm sorry but the "Father when can I be on my ownn 💅" kills me every time

[@hushfur]

Fruity 🍎🍎

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Fruity Blonde Pinocchio!

[@juststardust9816]

@@hushfur I knew he sounded gay!

[@use2l]

i lost not my brain, but my limbs after reading this comment and its replies. you have 6 days to pay off my medical bill

[@autumn_sunday]

@@use2l Really depends on the country you're in. If you're in the US, you're screwed.

[@LeonidesEzekiel]

10:16 the way he describes this scene is HILARIOUS!

[@changingmind3248]

Everyone is (rightfully) mad about the art/animation style, but what the everloving f*ck went wrong with the color grading?! Not only is there no color concept, but it's like they tried to make everything stand out at all times, absolutely destroying any contrast or focal point - not to mention the overdone saturation... Anyone making it through the entirety of this movie will simultaniously be suffering from mind-numbing boredom as well as sensory overload - really, great stuff for impressionable children 👏👏👏

[@gabrielleelisha4719]

WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE PLOT WHEN HE STARTED FARTING AND SH*#%ing himself

[@greedthenyavaricious]

It looks like one of those dreams where everything seems colorful and perfect but there's some sinister creepy evil behind it. It's just... too color.

[@galaxywizard8904]

If someone ever says that art direction doesn't matter, just uh, just show them this and they'll change their minds...

[@mikeyangel420]

You know the movie sucked when you get to the end credit alternative animation style scenes and like that concept better than the garbage you just had to witness for over an hour. The 2D cartoon Marmaduke in the end credits was fucking dope. How could they pass up something like that?

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

Now that you bring that up, idk your age but, i can see this show working as a 22 min show (11 mins each ep) on 90s cartoon network if it were hand drawn. Like that old show "What A Mess" and "2 Stupid Dogs". With that in mind, it makes me wonder the age of the creators and if that was what they were going for. It even makes the body proportions make more sense. I should probably draw a cover of this in another style 🤔. Idk where to post it, though.

[@nrz_2001]

Why do I feel like this is someone's fetish? Im very tired of directors making children's film into just fart and shit jokes. Some of em are so fowl i wonder if it's actually theim sneaking their fetish into these films/shows. Yms has a video highlight where he went through a LOT of children's shows that has disturbing fart jokes.

[@saltysalamander8519]

Oh man now I gotta check that video out. These fart jokes are horrible

[@Batmantherealbatman]

If you've ever seen minions it kinds feels like half of that movie is some kind of fetish

[@bad733]

@Tech_Starforger YourMovieSucksDOTorg

[@gastapasta1061]

@Tech_Starforger his channel name is yms, short for your movie sucks :)

[@SnoFitzroy]

The noxious bomb scene is basically softcore scat fet!sh p0rn

[@Muted_Marcus]

The fact that this is on Netflix feels SO disrespectful. As an animation fan, I hear about animated shows, GOOD animation shows, may I add, get cancelled all the time. What the fuck is that character design? That robotic ass animation? Even the underwhelming voice acting, HOW IS THAT ON NETFLIX??? Is the bar in hell as long as there's a single celebrity?

[@ItsBunnyBuns]

It was made BY Netflix. That’s your reason.

[@calowenby1654]

Well-said. The bar might get closer to hell each year.

[@sadezem991]

It has nothing to do with it having a celebrity in it - there's tons of horrible animation on Netflix, and all streaming services now. I also think there's a major difference between animation standards for tv shows and movies for some reason.

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

the fact that "i am not okay with this" got canceled but tall girl gets sequels 💀💀

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

At this point I think Netflix is just trying to survive off negative press.

[@Litevua]

I remember my teacher torturing my class by saying the one painful sentence "Let's watch Marmaduke" Dude my class literally makes the time to sleep during the movie 😭💀

[@kazzoey9164]

As someone who actually shows dogs it’s so funny to me how movies always make dog shows seem so wild and pretentious 💀 Like.. real dog shows are just a bunch of people who love their dogs trotting them around in a circle for a minute and then giving them cookies for doing a good job. Sometimes you get a ribbon for having a cool dog. Sometimes dogs make little mistakes and everyone laughs it off bc dogs are just like that. It’s a fun time, definitely recommend.

[@ravyntaylor6982]

I’ve always wanted to do that

[@mangledfoxy2052]

Yeah. My mom got a dog to show, but he had some trouble with his male parts, so he couldn’t be shown. He’s still a very good boy, though

[@kinoko6096]

My favorite part is that the dogs always seem so happy to be doing a job. They are just thrilled to be there

[@darkithnamgedrf9495]

Maybe not the ones you go to, but a lot of dog shows reward dogs that are genetically deformed to be "cuter" So we get selective breeding for dogs with deformities

[@kazzoey9164]

@@darkithnamgedrf9495 Trust me, problematic breeders are a huge and constant topic of discussion for the majority of us who actually care about our dogs and their health 😅 Most of us are completely sick and tired of those people giving us (and their own breed!) a bad name by flaunting their ignorance. They are not the majority, and they are certainly not celebrated by the rest of us. The goal of dog shows is to promote and celebrate healthy dogs that are well suited for whatever role they are meant to excel at, whether that be companionship, herding, protection, or any of the many other things that dogs have helped us with through the years. They are incredibly educational and help a lot of people figure out what kind of dog they would best be suited for, encouraging responsible and informed dog ownership. Educated, prepared dog owners are the key to making sure that less dogs are being thrown into shelters by people who didn’t know what they were getting into.

[@Nitrolord]

Words cannot describe how much I don't like the trophy scene. It feels SO fetishy and I can't believe it was actually animated by professional animators

[@MinaF99]

For some reason every toy and film exec is hell bent on putting scat fetish stuff in kids media. Gross and creepy

[@blurrycryptid]

Christ I was waiting for someone to say it. I keep noticing this in ads for mobile games and stuff too. It legit feels like someone high up has a weird kink (like when Nick shows had a suspicious amount of scenes featuring bare feet).

[@michealmyers7165]

@@blurrycryptid you mean the shows made by Dan shnider

[@Odenqueen]

I saw the thumbnail and immediately thought fetish movie

[@Merocet]

Yeah holy fuck the look on his face? The writhing in ecstasy? The lingering on the scene? Whoever did that had a fetish.

[@eyeguess8549]

I actually don't think its too farfetched to say a lot of these movies are trying to be the next morbius, or end up in a Danny Gonzalez video to get their traction. Almost all netflix movies aren't going to be large commercial successes regardless of how good the movies are, so netflix and the studios are just banking on social media virality.

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

Far*fetched*?

[@BrinIoca]

Unfortunately we still aren’t going to watch these on Netflix, just like how people didn’t watch morbius and it lost a ton of money

[@badgaming4371]

@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ok, i wont

[@ollkorrect1]

@@justkittensbeingkittens5892 ???

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

@@ollkorrect1 like “fetch” as in playing with a dog i think lol

[@kikuragegaming]

4:44 imagine the dad watching 9/11 and just screams THAT DAMN DOG!!!

[@matheuspires2462]

Wait until he sees the Israel vs Palestine war

[@Luckylucked]

The problem is this movie WAS A LIVE ACTION MOVIE WITH REAL DOGS THAT WAS FINE AND CUTE. IT WAS ENJOYABLE. THEY DIDNT HAVE TO DO THIS

[@ohnobro2394]

Yea I remember the live action one I loved that it was funny and had an actual plot. I saw a clip of this when my younger brothers were watching this and was lost af when they said it was Marmaduke

[@Theforestrysystem]

This is what I was looking for. When I heard the title I panicked a little bit because I remember the live action movie and not liking it cause the plot was rough but things are so much worse in this.

[@vampyrekyng_lex]

I loved that movie growing up. This is awful

[@volvoc3013]

Exactly I grew up watching that movie all the time

[@teethcoat4274]

It’s like inverse Disney