Aurelian - Drop it

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Tominus Maximus

Tominus Maximus

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@36_Midfield
@36_Midfield 4 жыл бұрын
Why does this man not have a month after him.
@wisereaper4747
@wisereaper4747 4 жыл бұрын
I like to think that although august was named after augustus, a little bit of Aurellian is in their too, which is why its a summer month (at least in the northern hemisphere where the important people live/jk)
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659 4 жыл бұрын
Because they already named the most precious element after him.
@infinitememegod
@infinitememegod 4 жыл бұрын
Orleans is named after aurelian
@graccusbro2061
@graccusbro2061 4 жыл бұрын
@@infinitememegod wow!! therefore New Orleans too!
@edgarcoapman7500
@edgarcoapman7500 4 жыл бұрын
Cause he's to be praised all year!
@daniellipko710
@daniellipko710 3 жыл бұрын
Aurelian’s reign was like when the player finally takes control of the country in Total War
@cosminaalex
@cosminaalex 3 жыл бұрын
*cough* *cough* Scotland conquers all of Western Europe *cough* *cough*
@Bill0341xx
@Bill0341xx 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Aurelian was over there playing the Attila wre campaign on legendary difficulty
@zm1786
@zm1786 3 жыл бұрын
@@Bill0341xx we need to make a time machine and send our best total war players to save rome
@nicbahtin4774
@nicbahtin4774 3 жыл бұрын
legend of total war is Aurelian for sure
@trexyroar
@trexyroar 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Aurelian Is a Total War Player who traveled back in time
@dariomarinkovic14
@dariomarinkovic14 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian is that dude in your team who clutches 5v1
@HappyHog11
@HappyHog11 4 жыл бұрын
And then your own team kicks him for “hacking”
@zegpath81
@zegpath81 3 жыл бұрын
@@HappyHog11 And then they all realize he was just really good
@KoteDarasuum
@KoteDarasuum 3 жыл бұрын
@@zegpath81 and then they all get fucked and lose the game
@lollllolll.
@lollllolll. 3 жыл бұрын
@@KoteDarasuum hot
@Kanenas215
@Kanenas215 3 жыл бұрын
More like 1v9
@freddovich7925
@freddovich7925 3 жыл бұрын
Aside from his victory titles, he gained some more titles posthumously: Chaddus Maximus, IQ Infinutus Strategos Superbus
@safwanshuhaib9968
@safwanshuhaib9968 3 жыл бұрын
Not just Chaddus maximus...... *the great chaddus maximus ceaser primus Augustus* .
@ccp6696
@ccp6696 3 жыл бұрын
@@safwanshuhaib9968 Chaddus maximus ceaser augustus sussus amogus ultimus
@aeataman6685
@aeataman6685 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad his IQ wasn't high enough to see the Praetorians betraying him.
@BatCostumeGuy
@BatCostumeGuy 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeraltofRivia22 You have alot to say with 2021 hindsight, you sound just as dumb as any other armchair historian talking how the emperors were stupid for not seeing it coming and how you would make a better emperor.
@justincancelosa5773
@justincancelosa5773 4 жыл бұрын
“You can’t just kill everyone who doesn’t like Rome!” Aurelian: *puts on mask*
@martinnolhaf3151
@martinnolhaf3151 3 жыл бұрын
you SHOULD kill everyone who doesn't like the Roman Empire!
@krieger8825
@krieger8825 3 жыл бұрын
@@martinnolhaf3151 That's a wonderful policy
@thewitchfindergeneral81
@thewitchfindergeneral81 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares who he was until he put on the mask…
@juangallego7197
@juangallego7197 2 жыл бұрын
(Doom soundtrack starts playing in the background)
@mikeshogunlee
@mikeshogunlee Жыл бұрын
Aurelian: Not with that attitude!
@sgtsnek962
@sgtsnek962 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
@Fordo007
@Fordo007 4 жыл бұрын
Could we do a movie about Aurelian with Tom Hardy doing the Bane voice the entire time...
@mathtonight1084
@mathtonight1084 4 жыл бұрын
​@@Fordo007 Wow you read my fucking mind!!
@fatiazizi8825
@fatiazizi8825 4 жыл бұрын
Very snekky indeed
@loky6398
@loky6398 3 жыл бұрын
He's a very big guy
@PontficateArtok
@PontficateArtok 3 жыл бұрын
@@loky6398 UUUU
@JDotS.
@JDotS. 3 жыл бұрын
Aurelian is the big brother you give the controller to when you’re losing to the other team
@The_.Mechanic
@The_.Mechanic Жыл бұрын
😂
@lettuceman9439
@lettuceman9439 Жыл бұрын
I don't remember stabbing my big brother after that
@Palinghufter
@Palinghufter 6 ай бұрын
⁠Because he didn’t give the controller back
@zetos4440
@zetos4440 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine becoming a meme almost 2000 years after your death
@calebsmith7633
@calebsmith7633 4 жыл бұрын
This isn’t a meme, this is serious pleb
@rubenirrelevante1817
@rubenirrelevante1817 4 жыл бұрын
Eternal glory knows many forms This is still what many great men would have wanted after their deaths
@gustavfrye2736
@gustavfrye2736 4 жыл бұрын
'Our generations way to immortalize glory is through intensive memes;'
@reidf8506
@reidf8506 4 жыл бұрын
Memes are temporary, the glory of Rome is eternal
@nunoalvarespereira87
@nunoalvarespereira87 4 жыл бұрын
This is no meme!
@MasterCoD124
@MasterCoD124 4 жыл бұрын
*R E S T I T V T O R O R B I S*
@Walterdecarvalh0100
@Walterdecarvalh0100 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf 2 week old comment?
@Walterdecarvalh0100
@Walterdecarvalh0100 4 жыл бұрын
@@Dogpilot_NordKS sorry, KZbin did that weird thing where a video has someone else's comment section. And I was seeing a two day old video.
@SireJaxs
@SireJaxs 4 жыл бұрын
Restorer of the world
@raymondespera5161
@raymondespera5161 4 жыл бұрын
The Ultimate GigaChad of Rome
@lennydale92
@lennydale92 4 жыл бұрын
AVRELIAN INVICTVS MAGNVS
@argoarcontediatene8557
@argoarcontediatene8557 4 жыл бұрын
That's why this dude is my favorite Roman Emperor even though he reigned for only 5 years
@michaelportillo5663
@michaelportillo5663 4 жыл бұрын
Did more change than most politicians in the same given term
@michaelportillo5663
@michaelportillo5663 4 жыл бұрын
@Donald Trump same reason with Caesar they killed him because he seemed corrupt. But ironically enough it was them.
@michaelportillo5663
@michaelportillo5663 4 жыл бұрын
@Donald Trump there are so many variables that could go wrong. Especially in a 2000 year time frame. If he wasn't murdered. His son would inherit the largest empire on both Egypt and Rome. We don't know much about this guy, and if he is power hungry well damn....that's probably why Caesar was assassinated because people time traveled and tried to prevent this... I don't know I'm just assuming one outcome.
@TheZaradeth
@TheZaradeth 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelportillo5663 They didn't kill Aurelian because he "seemed corrupt", but because they feared his power; as with the unfortunate and untimely assassination of a lot of other great leaders throughout history.
@michaelportillo5663
@michaelportillo5663 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheZaradeth I mean he was a strict ruler and wants everything to go the way he wants to. If you didn't you are literally dead. A senate was assigned a task by Aurelius but forgot to do the last minute but scapegoat the other senates. This resulted of Aurelius looking like a tyrant who is out to witch hunt. So before his next campaign began, he was murdered. I know history is more complex than that but I'm just saying the nutshell of it.
@JustinCage56
@JustinCage56 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: *literally saves Rome from the break of chaos and evil* Praetorian guard: Oh boy, here I go killing again!
@XenoWalkerEVE
@XenoWalkerEVE 4 жыл бұрын
They are all burning in hell along with brutus. God give mercy to Aurelian.
@JustinCage56
@JustinCage56 4 жыл бұрын
@@XenoWalkerEVE I personally don't think Brutus is a bad man. He honestly thought he was saving Rome from Ceasar.
@XenoWalkerEVE
@XenoWalkerEVE 4 жыл бұрын
JustinCage that makes it even more tragic.
@ilect1690
@ilect1690 3 жыл бұрын
Praetorian Guard: Its been a while since we last deposed an emperor....
@liviuganea4108
@liviuganea4108 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Corrupt Guard?
@tersus4967
@tersus4967 3 жыл бұрын
Germans: We did the most damage to the Roman Empire! Huns: No! We did the most damage to the Roman Empire! ???: Amateurs. Germs and Huns: What was that, punk!? Praetorian guard: Amateurs!
@joseribeiro5894
@joseribeiro5894 2 жыл бұрын
The format of this comment is perfect.
@madhurawat155
@madhurawat155 2 жыл бұрын
Praetorian guards: Amateurs. Honorius: No! You are amateurs!
@zippyparakeet1074
@zippyparakeet1074 Жыл бұрын
@@madhurawat155 what makes me even more mad is that good emperors like Aurelian and Julian ruled for like a couple years while r*tards like Honorius ruled for 30 freaking years. That guy and Ricimer are singlehandedly responsible for the collapse of the Western Roman Empire.
@tonycrashiest
@tonycrashiest 11 ай бұрын
the praetorian were literally the first italian mafia ever lol "give me money or we assassinate you." to literally 1/2 of the roman emperors past augustus to add onto this the praetorians literally ORCHESTRATED the murder of aurelian
@hopeprevails3213
@hopeprevails3213 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: puts mask on literally the entire barbaric world: and what you gonna do, attack? your empire is already dead. Aurelian:
@OmegaTrooper
@OmegaTrooper 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
@gigasigma8373
@gigasigma8373 3 жыл бұрын
funnily enough he was born from a "barbarian" race. His parents were illyrian.
@bizybliztaverage9414
@bizybliztaverage9414 3 жыл бұрын
@@gigasigma8373 Exceptions
@gigasigma8373
@gigasigma8373 3 жыл бұрын
@@bizybliztaverage9414 Well illyrians werent so "barbaric" like its said in history, their culture was just different to the romans and greeks but mythology was quite similar with the ancient greek one i gotta say. I mean, all balkan populations werent barbaric, by that i mean that they made strong kingdoms at one point (but then ofc romans came) yes only ancient greeks wrote down stuff but the others were in the trees like for example slavs or germanics were.
@kenobi6257
@kenobi6257 3 жыл бұрын
@@gigasigma8373 Barbarians aren't a race. You were Roman if you behaved like one
@renj-
@renj- 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian praised the sun before it was cool
@unserkatzenland8884
@unserkatzenland8884 2 жыл бұрын
Aurelian MADE it cool
@REX-ROMANVS
@REX-ROMANVS Ай бұрын
Elagabalus made praising the sun cool
@TheBayzent
@TheBayzent 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed this in my life. Thank you KZbin Recommendations.
@themaster5637
@themaster5637 4 жыл бұрын
;)
@reidf8506
@reidf8506 4 жыл бұрын
I was watching some Rome 2 Empire Divided stuff and this came up
@craezee247
@craezee247 4 жыл бұрын
He proved that under competent leadership the "obsolete" roman legions were still absolute top dog. Just look at that gargantuan string of victories, is insane...
@fallofman855
@fallofman855 3 жыл бұрын
Why did people think they were obselete?
@fallofman855
@fallofman855 3 жыл бұрын
@@NarutoninjaXV Why didn't Rome develop elite cavalry?
@Outlaw8908
@Outlaw8908 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to make a correction. The Romans at the point of Gallienus (spelling might be off.) started to move toward a cavalry army due to having to face many threats in quick succession. The Illyrian Emperors were the inheritors of this system. Though the military of the Empire was still in flux until the reign of Constantine.
@liviuganea4108
@liviuganea4108 3 жыл бұрын
@@NarutoninjaXV Except the cavalry was way less numerous than infantry. For infantry, you have to feed the soldier and give him armor, a tunic, weapons, a ginormous scutum and his sack to potter his provisions to the front. For cavalry, you had to do all that (minus the scutum) AND feed the horse (it takes 3 times more food than a soldier - if I know my "horse anatomy" correctly), equip it with horse armor and prepare that horse for battle which is difficult. And counting the numbers only, for every horse you can have as many as 12 men, depends on the region, humans fuck more and birth more. Let's not forget the Romans went from a phalanx to a manipular and the cohort system. And the greeks didn't like cavalry either.
@liviuganea4108
@liviuganea4108 3 жыл бұрын
​@@NarutoninjaXV Not really. Cataphracts were present before and after the battle of Carrhae and the romans kept expanding. Just ask Daddy Caesar. They didn't have many or big changes in their evolution. If you mean light cavalry, that problem was always there. Only with the knights was this changed since a mounted knight could devastate heavy infantry. That's why the pikemen were invented. What changed was the need for mobility. You cannot have a state the size of the 117 AD Roman Empire with heavy need for mobility and expect the classical legions to manage. Armies WERE composed entirely of cavalry sometimes. Something something Temujin.
@Killzoneguy117
@Killzoneguy117 4 жыл бұрын
Barbarians: "you can't defeat me" Roman Senate: "No. But he can" Aurelian: [SOL INVICTUS NOISES]
@Daniel-kx3zz
@Daniel-kx3zz 4 жыл бұрын
Sassanid Empire : *chuckles * i'm in danger *betrayal backstab to Aurelian * ... F u c k
@enclavesoldier5842
@enclavesoldier5842 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: I am the senate
@manband20
@manband20 3 жыл бұрын
Germs: "We have a horde." Romans: "We have a fourth century luchador."
@davidegaruti2582
@davidegaruti2582 3 жыл бұрын
Roman empire : agh call an ambulance ! call an ambulance ! Aurelian : but not for me!
@solinvictus5349
@solinvictus5349 3 жыл бұрын
🌞 Praise Helios 🌞
@unknownbenefactor8029
@unknownbenefactor8029 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian had been assassinated. Persia : Coffin Dance.
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian praised the sun; and unified rome. A true epic gamer.
@PaulSchlock
@PaulSchlock 3 жыл бұрын
Roman Unification Speedrun WR
@condor237
@condor237 2 жыл бұрын
The restorer of the world
@aurelian5616
@aurelian5616 4 жыл бұрын
This... does put a smile on my face.
@GoGoBG
@GoGoBG 4 ай бұрын
Or under the mask 😂
@Khofax
@Khofax 3 жыл бұрын
The destruction of the ruins of Palmyra by ISIS is really one of the most hard hitting cultural loss for humanity
@MyDemon32
@MyDemon32 3 жыл бұрын
As if it wasn't enough for USAISIS
@TheHeavyModd
@TheHeavyModd 3 жыл бұрын
The burning down of churches, most notably Notre Dame is also.
@superbroadcaster
@superbroadcaster 3 жыл бұрын
Well they didn't appreciate being spared by Aurelian, that's what happens
@Najsnwjsbdn
@Najsnwjsbdn 3 жыл бұрын
Islam is a religion of animals
@alejandrochalco6893
@alejandrochalco6893 3 жыл бұрын
@@Najsnwjsbdn exactly like any other religion
@airzorne
@airzorne 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: *Turns Palmyra into a city of rubble* ISIS: I will finish what you started
@abid5087
@abid5087 4 жыл бұрын
Rip Khaled al-Asaad. He gave his life to protect the history of Plamyra
@Dorkeydaze
@Dorkeydaze 4 жыл бұрын
AlLaH SnaCkBaR
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 3 жыл бұрын
@@abid5087 We atalking the King of Exumtrum? Also known as Saint Alesse?
@Asewitt
@Asewitt 3 жыл бұрын
@@abid5087 I’d never heard of the man, just read his wiki page and damn, fuck ISIS with pig blood lube.
@Dorkeydaze
@Dorkeydaze 3 жыл бұрын
@Fuck KZbin It was a joke. Man. Muslims get so angry like clam the eff down you slaughter innocent children and you want us to be cool, but we be damn if we make a joke about Islam
@SantaCelest1na
@SantaCelest1na 4 жыл бұрын
He saved rome from collapse only on 5 years.. And as “tank you” he get assasinated..
@benjaminvidstein6029
@benjaminvidstein6029 4 жыл бұрын
By some random man as well
@TheBayzent
@TheBayzent 4 жыл бұрын
Typical of Roman politics when you think about it...
@Pachiku93
@Pachiku93 4 жыл бұрын
Pretorians were amazing killers buy very shity bodyguards
@otavioaugustobarrosdesouza4921
@otavioaugustobarrosdesouza4921 4 жыл бұрын
Crysis of the third century, Basically every emperor has been assassinated through 50 years of anarchy. Not much of a period of virtue lol
@wyettastone
@wyettastone 4 жыл бұрын
@Mercurius San Something something Hitler "liquidate them like Stalin did"
@countravid3768
@countravid3768 4 жыл бұрын
When someone says there favourite emperor is Augustus, or Trajan. Aurelian: Please allow me to introduce myself.
@calebsmith7633
@calebsmith7633 4 жыл бұрын
That’s my top 3, who were you thinking?
@kettorizor
@kettorizor 4 жыл бұрын
@@calebsmith7633 What about Hadrian?
@Nnnnn636
@Nnnnn636 4 жыл бұрын
@@kettorizor Aurelien, Hadrian, and Trajan were the greatest emperors IMO.
@holypaladin4657
@holypaladin4657 4 жыл бұрын
Marcus Aurelius?
@countravid3768
@countravid3768 4 жыл бұрын
Holy Paladin they don’t call that period the years of the 5 good emperors for nothing
@xaveer5114
@xaveer5114 4 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what the fuck i just watched but i think i liked it
@TheSeanoops
@TheSeanoops 4 жыл бұрын
00:51 You just witnessed barbarians being fucked chocolate style.
@johnirish2969
@johnirish2969 4 жыл бұрын
He was the greatest, Octavian, Trajan, Marcus Aurelias, Nerva, Antonius Pius, and Hadrian were great and all. But Aurelian saved an empire from collapse
@Almirante1741
@Almirante1741 4 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: The Illyrian emperors wouldn't have been so successful without the reforms of Gallienus. He is probably the most underrated roman emperor ever
@kapitan19969838
@kapitan19969838 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm 🤔
@antoninuslarpus7107
@antoninuslarpus7107 4 жыл бұрын
I actually agree with this statement
@nikoscarrotkiller1947
@nikoscarrotkiller1947 4 жыл бұрын
not an unpopular opinion though....
@gustavfrye2736
@gustavfrye2736 4 жыл бұрын
Dont know if the first part is true, but I agree he definitely is underrated
@johnirish2969
@johnirish2969 4 жыл бұрын
True, but I still cant find a reason why the Illyrian generals conspired to kill him, Aurelian included. Maybe because he'd taken most of their legions calvary? I can't find a reliably sourced reason
@DeusExDraconian
@DeusExDraconian 4 жыл бұрын
If there's anyone who deserves a 100 million dollar movie made about him, it would be this man.
@chickendinner9255
@chickendinner9255 Жыл бұрын
Amen brother
@Wrkncacnter777
@Wrkncacnter777 Жыл бұрын
More like a 12 part miniseries
@steveneuhauser4176
@steveneuhauser4176 Жыл бұрын
I agree, always A huge fan...
@steveneuhauser4176
@steveneuhauser4176 Жыл бұрын
I also agree about the mini series
@enclavesoldier5842
@enclavesoldier5842 4 жыл бұрын
People who say history is boring... me: I disagree
@dcmuggamuga407
@dcmuggamuga407 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t know how people can find history boring, is it not interesting that we used to live in a world that almost seemed to be an alternate dimension? Or even the things that happened?
@BritishRepublicsn
@BritishRepublicsn 3 жыл бұрын
@@dcmuggamuga407 exactly I was watching ‘history of europe every year’ and I skipped back 10 seconds starting from the end of the video. One time I skipped back, the borders were completely different (each 10 seconds were about 60 something years) Like what had happened there?
@accurategamer7085
@accurategamer7085 3 жыл бұрын
I used to not like history because we learn it through textbooks and boring shit. It becomes work then interest.
@tarantulathree-one8013
@tarantulathree-one8013 4 жыл бұрын
Throughout the last millennium, Rome endured many dark times… Each producing Great men of their own. The fruits of their efforts were enjoyed by weak men, whose degeneracy brought dark times. The Empire is now at the mercy of evil and chaos. Enemies within, abroad… Tearing it apart. And in these darkest of times… The Greatest of All Men Arose, to fulfill the prophecy. In Aurelia… The Sun Priestess of the Aurelius Clan gave birth to a Divine Sun/Son: Aurelian. At the start of the crisis, he enlisted in the Roman Legions when she needed him most. Battle after battle, he defeated Rome’s enemies with talent and skill never seen before. Emperor after Emperor he served, killing barbarians and traitors alike… Always Loyal and Victorious. With tears in his eyes… Claudius begged Aurelian to save Rome as her Emperor with his last breath… For God and Empire..! He put on his mask. Marching to Italy and deposing the usurper Quintillus. When the Vandals dare to invade his home, he marched back and slaughtered Every Last One of Them. And as the Germs dared to invade Italy itself, he crushed their Hordes against the ocean, denying any mercy. Once in Rome… He restored the economy from decadence, cleansing the city of all corrupt Senators. To make Rome eternal, he ordered built the Aurelian Walls so that it would stand a thousand years more. After decades of terrorizing the Danube, Aurelian crushed the Goths, delivering justice to Cannabas. For the Empire’s sake, he evacuated the citizens of Dacia, strengthening the Danube against invasion. Sailing east, Aurelian gathered his Cavalrymen and slaughtered Zenobia’s army, making her flee away. Palmyra was then destroyed for all time as Zenobia was captured before fleeing to the Sassanids. Punished by Sol, Shapur was banished from this mortal realm and Valerian’s remains recovered. Returning West, he defeated Tetricus’s Legion of Traitors, making him bow once again to the Light of Rome. Restoring the Empire from the brink of collapse, Aurelian was acclaimed to Restitutor Orbis: The Restorer of the World. In his triumph he has Zenobia judged guilty, having her executed and lifting Dido’s Curse forever. Ruling alongside his wife, he eradicated degeneracy from the streets… Restoring Law and Order to Rome! Bringing Peace, Freedom, Justice and Security to his Empire, he began rebuilding it from its ashes. As the Hero of Prophecy, Aurelian was the only Emperor to be Luckier than Augustus and better than Trajan. To establish an eternality of Order, Aurelian served as a model to the best men of the next generation. In only just Five Glorious Years, Aurelian had made Rome One Empire, with One Emperor, under One God. Ave Restitutor Orbis, may you live forever in Sol.
@erickrasniewski567
@erickrasniewski567 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite anime and history class
@codysing1223
@codysing1223 4 жыл бұрын
"Rejoice, For I bring glorious news. God walks among us." Both Aurelians each bringers of the light.
@johnirish2969
@johnirish2969 4 жыл бұрын
Praise Dovahhatty for his unbiased information
@nayas1885
@nayas1885 4 жыл бұрын
I love you dude
@johnirish2969
@johnirish2969 4 жыл бұрын
@@nayas1885 He didn't write that, he stole it
@myonlyfriendtheend4958
@myonlyfriendtheend4958 4 жыл бұрын
With this character’s death the thread of prophecy is severed continue in this doomed world
@ryanweston8731
@ryanweston8731 3 жыл бұрын
reload a damn save in imperator already and leave this dark timeline
@floridaball4896
@floridaball4896 2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanweston8731 Damnit I want to be in the timeline where Rome conquered the world
@ryanweston8731
@ryanweston8731 2 жыл бұрын
@@floridaball4896 same bro same
@EoganachtaMor
@EoganachtaMor 4 жыл бұрын
There's enough meme history content on the Internet now that history classes should never be boring.
@emeraldeyedstruggler3362
@emeraldeyedstruggler3362 4 жыл бұрын
To see that even a perfect being such as aurelian was assassinted as well says a lot about empires
@comicsans1689
@comicsans1689 4 жыл бұрын
More like it says a lot about the Praetorians and the Senate. Fortunately, Constantine the Great dabbed the Praetorians out of existence.
@vynonyoutube1418
@vynonyoutube1418 4 жыл бұрын
And they didn't stop there. His enemies in the Senate even outright managed to pass a damnatio memoriae on him for a short while (thankfully this was later reversed and he was deified). Yes, a damnatio memoriae on fucking Aurelian.
@Killzoneguy117
@Killzoneguy117 4 жыл бұрын
The reason is pretty shitty too. Some underling of his fucked up and was afraid of getting chewed out by Aurelian so he orchestrated the entire conspiracy against him just to avoid being chastised. Piece of shit basically sealed the Empire's fate.
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 3 жыл бұрын
@@Killzoneguy117 It was an accountant I believe, who did a shitty job of accounting money for the troops, never the less, the dude was flayed alive alongside his family and executed for comitting the worst crime in Roman history, not shitting you, the guys who had him killed thought they were on his supposed black list, a complete fucking lie, when they got wind of it they resorted alongside the public to have him fucking burned.
@destrorso2505
@destrorso2505 3 жыл бұрын
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead and somehow that still isn't enough
@IronCow8
@IronCow8 4 жыл бұрын
All praise sun daddy Aurelian
@johnnyunderhillproductions8346
@johnnyunderhillproductions8346 4 жыл бұрын
“Rome hear me, for we are in crisis! To the north, Roman impostors lead by Tertricus grow ever stronger. To the East, the usurper Queen Zenobia marches her armies into our lands. This is unacceptable! Give us an emperor from humble beginnings! Give us a leader our army will follow, give us, EMPEROR AURELIAN!”
@AnprimGang
@AnprimGang 3 жыл бұрын
amogus
@women8702
@women8702 3 жыл бұрын
amogus
@thathistoryiscoolguy
@thathistoryiscoolguy 4 жыл бұрын
An unbiased history of Aurelian
@ImpurestStewart
@ImpurestStewart 2 жыл бұрын
Dovahatty.
@jsw973
@jsw973 7 ай бұрын
Man needs no glazing. If he was an emperor before the crisis, people would remember him so much more
@Andrew-xv5tf
@Andrew-xv5tf 4 жыл бұрын
Praise the sun
@cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400
@cpt.honklerof3rdkekistania400 3 жыл бұрын
The fact this man isnt taught about in schools is a bigger crime than his assassination.
@a.h.tvideomapping4293
@a.h.tvideomapping4293 4 жыл бұрын
I love the part in the corner while queen Zenobia is being presented it says “youtube/moron” cannot be more accurate
@titsbitchmcgee7502
@titsbitchmcgee7502 4 жыл бұрын
B-but muh powerful warrior queen
@hexa3389
@hexa3389 4 жыл бұрын
It took my 5 rewatches to to notice "my hearticus maximus" lmao.
@doctortabasco
@doctortabasco 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian's Balls affected the gravity of this planet
@gudea5207
@gudea5207 4 жыл бұрын
Did somebody order the WORLD RESTORER special? Leave off the extra Gallic empire and Palmyra.
@Vasileski88
@Vasileski88 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost it at "praising intensifies".
@nayas1885
@nayas1885 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin needs more Aurelian content
@randommemesweekly4417
@randommemesweekly4417 4 жыл бұрын
the madlad brought an entire empire back together, he earns my respect
@slowpokerodriguez8717
@slowpokerodriguez8717 4 жыл бұрын
Almost forgot to watch this today
@elite4702
@elite4702 2 жыл бұрын
He’s extremely humble and civil, even merciful too. Not just military genius
@buggle6118
@buggle6118 3 жыл бұрын
It's like... I'm proud he slaughtered my ancestors
@TominusMaximus
@TominusMaximus 3 жыл бұрын
Vandals? Alemanns? Goths? Gauls? Syrians?
@marcossidoruk8033
@marcossidoruk8033 3 жыл бұрын
Dont worry, it was 1700 years ago, your ancestors from that time are literally every human being alive at the time.
@fallofman855
@fallofman855 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcossidoruk8033 No.
@marcossidoruk8033
@marcossidoruk8033 3 жыл бұрын
@@fallofman855 ?
@ilect1690
@ilect1690 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcossidoruk8033 hes probs related to aurelian by blood
@Anglomachian
@Anglomachian 4 жыл бұрын
Barbarian 1: Okay guys, here's the plan. First we cross the Danube and- Barbarian 2: Hang on... does anyone else hear boss music?
@toffitagufa8777
@toffitagufa8777 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there is actually one page missing in dante's inferno , where crassius, brutus and judas are joined by Ricimer, Honorius, Commodus, Livia, Phocas, Tetricus, Zenobia, every Ruler of Persia, and the people who killed Chadurelian
@GyaruRespecter
@GyaruRespecter 3 жыл бұрын
>"My hearticus Maximus" me too, buddy...
@redhidinghood9337
@redhidinghood9337 3 жыл бұрын
U made me a fan of Aurelian. This vid and channel deserve much more views too btw
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 4 жыл бұрын
I must thank my parents for naming me after this man
@TheZestyCar
@TheZestyCar 4 жыл бұрын
Did they actually do that?
@rostyawanaldy2402
@rostyawanaldy2402 4 жыл бұрын
holy moly
@jonytravilstein5871
@jonytravilstein5871 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@condor237
@condor237 2 жыл бұрын
You must praise the sun
@herroberbesserwisser7331
@herroberbesserwisser7331 4 жыл бұрын
This will get recommended to everyone in a few years. Hello guys from the future
@giampieroilbello5373
@giampieroilbello5373 4 жыл бұрын
hi
@Tallborn5
@Tallborn5 3 жыл бұрын
Hello. Dunno why it got recommended haha
@randomstranger9442
@randomstranger9442 3 жыл бұрын
FutureMan here, the future is pretty shit.
@graysaltine6035
@graysaltine6035 3 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
@directrulefromgamerchair3947 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomstranger9442 i know things seem pretty bad right now, but it's gunna get way worse
@Paguo
@Paguo 4 жыл бұрын
Becoming a meme 2000 years after your death is the real immortality
@thedrinkinggamemaker9749
@thedrinkinggamemaker9749 2 жыл бұрын
He was everything Mussolini wished he was
@niranjansrinivasan4042
@niranjansrinivasan4042 2 жыл бұрын
Mussolini was the complete opposite, yeah.
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 5 ай бұрын
He'd be closer to Tetracus himself: promised his Army everything, leaving them with nothing and trying to change sides at most convenient possible moment.
@Southern_Crusader
@Southern_Crusader 3 жыл бұрын
Achievement Earned: *Chadicus Maximus* There are some people in history too cool to be left alive. He was one of them.
@TaeSunWoo
@TaeSunWoo 3 жыл бұрын
How to get everyone into learning history
@crimson1453
@crimson1453 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised a kpop fan is into this tbh.
@TaeSunWoo
@TaeSunWoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@crimson1453 well I’m full of surprises
@crimson1453
@crimson1453 3 жыл бұрын
@@TaeSunWoo Very much so tbh, I'm also a kpop fan just kind of stay away from the fandom due to stans.
@professionaltaxevader4638
@professionaltaxevader4638 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian is the cause of homosexuality, he makes any man fall for him . no homo.
@Andrewza1
@Andrewza1 4 жыл бұрын
No homo? İ would total let him full me with his power full seed
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 жыл бұрын
Literally and figuratively
@redjirachi1
@redjirachi1 3 жыл бұрын
Sexual orientation is meaningless when you're attracted to PERFECTION
@rickdalton7690
@rickdalton7690 3 жыл бұрын
None whatsoever. Deity status removes sexuality from the conversation
@lucareali7645
@lucareali7645 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian : exists Enemy of rome : screaming in terror Rome : scream in joy
@MD0K
@MD0K 3 жыл бұрын
This is infinitely rewatchable, I wish other creators would do something similar for other historical figures
@Sharmatold
@Sharmatold 2 жыл бұрын
Virgin Judeochristianism vs Gigachad Sol Invictus
@darkinstinctful123
@darkinstinctful123 4 жыл бұрын
I love this timeline. We get to revel in such content.
@cringebreade1855
@cringebreade1855 2 жыл бұрын
Even in the darkest times, Aurelian and all the heroes such as Majorian and Stilicho of the roman time can show us that there can be hope for a better future !
@ungerjs90
@ungerjs90 2 жыл бұрын
Aurelian was truly a gamer.
@Danymok
@Danymok Жыл бұрын
"Is an Roman Emipre dieded?"
@hououinkyouma3864
@hououinkyouma3864 2 жыл бұрын
"My hearticus maximus" I fucking love you
@ferno833
@ferno833 3 жыл бұрын
Every barbarian gangsta till the sun starts speaking Latin
@diogenesofsinope6502
@diogenesofsinope6502 3 жыл бұрын
By Sol Invictus we need a modern Aurelian
@Joshua-zw4mt
@Joshua-zw4mt 4 жыл бұрын
"my hearticus maximus" gold
@Starburst7641
@Starburst7641 2 жыл бұрын
This is SURELY one of the best things on the internets!
@tristanhoward6490
@tristanhoward6490 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best shitposts I've ever seen
@aurelianocaballero2232
@aurelianocaballero2232 3 жыл бұрын
This is why I learned to like my name
@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890
@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 3 жыл бұрын
You should be reuniting the Roman empire, come on man!
@aurelianocaballero2232
@aurelianocaballero2232 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 I'm Argentinean so I guess I should. After all, we are sort of Italy's second brand...
@Blackstormeagle
@Blackstormeagle 3 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: Puts on Mask Barbarians: _Why do I hear Boss Music?_
@RaKaNiShU117
@RaKaNiShU117 4 жыл бұрын
This is the single greatest history meme I’ve ever seen in my life.
@nicoiannacone5416
@nicoiannacone5416 4 жыл бұрын
We want more! Superb video mate!
@talos2384
@talos2384 3 жыл бұрын
“He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will”
@davidec.4021
@davidec.4021 3 жыл бұрын
It’s that time of the month for me to come back to this again. Absolute youtube gold
@plainbagel9192
@plainbagel9192 4 жыл бұрын
In the name of Sol Invictus go forth my legions and restore the world !
@theyoda55
@theyoda55 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian with aviators: WELCOME TO PALMYRA, GENTLEMEN.
@thesenate5913
@thesenate5913 3 жыл бұрын
Killing Aurelian was a tragedy
@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890
@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 3 жыл бұрын
He got betrayed.
@savagecinnamon1544
@savagecinnamon1544 3 жыл бұрын
He seriously needs a movie dedicated to him.Like seriously just give this champ more exposure.
@gabenawrocki8514
@gabenawrocki8514 2 жыл бұрын
Praetorian Guard: …….Anyways so I started blasting
@solortus
@solortus 3 жыл бұрын
Worry not Aurelian, history will remember you in form of memes. PRAISE THE SUN!!
@BettercallSaul2005
@BettercallSaul2005 3 жыл бұрын
Aurelian , the technoblade of Roman Empire
@jldldr3933
@jldldr3933 4 жыл бұрын
So this is dovahatty abridged. NICE
@pointynoodle
@pointynoodle 4 жыл бұрын
Palmyra rebellion 2: this time, it's personal.
@fishingislife9554
@fishingislife9554 Жыл бұрын
Zenobia: I have brought peace, justice, and security to my new empire! Aurelian: Your new empire? You were supposed to destroy the Persians not join them!
@kwark4115
@kwark4115 2 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: *literally saving the Empire and ending the crisis of the third century in 5 years* Praetorian guards: he corrupt! me have to kill >:(
@Admiral45-10
@Admiral45-10 5 ай бұрын
You know what I find most ironic about assassinations of Roman Emperors in 3rd Century Crisis? Most of them were carried out by Preatorian Guard, whose role was literally to defend the Emperor. It's like Royal Guards were killing a British Monarch every two years.
@saladbruh2625
@saladbruh2625 4 жыл бұрын
i understood this more then when i read it in the book for college
@ekkovaan2261
@ekkovaan2261 4 жыл бұрын
DEUS SOLAR IVICTUS VULT, PRAISE THE SUN
@unclesam5230
@unclesam5230 4 жыл бұрын
JESUS CHRIST HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
@DarkSolace33
@DarkSolace33 4 жыл бұрын
Praise the Sun!
@OmegaTrooper
@OmegaTrooper 4 жыл бұрын
This is just about the best thing I've ever seen.
@dannydux0335
@dannydux0335 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated. Great video!!
@Constantine-316
@Constantine-316 3 жыл бұрын
Reminder to always praise the sun
@wojszach4443
@wojszach4443 4 жыл бұрын
Man this stuff is great i love historic lessons through memery just enough to hook you in and make you find more stuff
@joe-_-9614
@joe-_-9614 3 жыл бұрын
Having a meme after you is literally one of the highest forms of recognition and honor one can strive to achieve in history.
@barretshooscarrots6637
@barretshooscarrots6637 3 жыл бұрын
aurelian just said fuck all and went restitutor orbis mode like a real emperor does
@user-777......
@user-777...... 3 жыл бұрын
Someone: roman legiones are bad Aurelian: you made 3 mistake in word best
@lloydother
@lloydother 3 жыл бұрын
Okay new favorite emperor unlocked
@tethryss5001
@tethryss5001 4 жыл бұрын
Aurelian: Praising the Sun before even Solaire did it.
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