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In this video we review the latest batch of election ads doing the rounds. How many Black and White Union Bosses out of 10 will they receive? There's only one way to find out!
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[@louisroscoe1848]

When you get a Palmer United Party ad before you watch Jordies comments on political ads.

[@vgnbae69]

me too :'(

[@SteveJB]

Adblock Plus

[@umarsajid5075]

Same here

[@juliamcalister8655]

SAME 😂

[@billiegirl7736]

Me too lol

[@humanoidmodel4217]

*LABOR IS GONNA PUSH YOUR GRANDMOTHER DOWN THE STAIRS!*

[@PabloSpaulding]

THEYRE GONNA BURN ALL YOUR MONEY AND SAY MEAN THINGS TO YOU DOG

[@aaronrm2672]

Another good reason to vote labor

[@gountaa]

AND FUCK HER CORPSE

[@d4nkfo3tu54]

NOT ME NAN!

[@JC-og2eb]

Thanks to Jordan I'm more woke on Australian politics than anything happening in my home country of Canada.

[@ThatBlokeWill]

i didnt realise old mate Peterson had a stance on Australian politics

[@anxiousdelay]

And what does an outsider think of Australian politics?

[@Daddywaah]

lol, thanks to the Rebel Media I'm the same with Canadian Politics! :D

[@vonsanchezz]

@Jeremie in the interests of international fellowship can you recommend Canadian Jordies equivalent?

[@Wombo24]

How aboot that!

[@nostalgiaof98]

Did they employ Super Hans for the campaign soundtrack? "What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread. (hits note) See the longer the note, the more dread."

[@TroyKnox]

I expected the whole video to be UAP ads. "Fifty thousand million spent on the NBN." Sorry, what?

[@TroyKnox]

@@TheTazzietiger I was told by a UAP representative that we don't say Billion in this country, we use the queen's English and that I should go back to school. Weird because Clive Palmer calls himself a billionaire

[@jorgejustin461]

@@TroyKnox evidently that person doesn't know there used to be a British billion but now we just use the American one (and so do the Brits). TL;DR they a fuckwit

[@emperorpalpatine3088]

Trying to really dumb it down for the typical UAP voter. Clearly 50 billion isn't big enough.

[@TroyKnox]

@@jorgejustin461 yeah I didn't know that myself until the conversation promoted me to google it, but I discovered that the Brits adopted the US definition of billion four years before I was born..... in 1974. lol

[@RedEyes4eva]

Just went to dislike the libs ad 14 likes 1.7k dislikes The system works

[@mitchellstott8620]

3.1k now 😂😂

[@MrMiniTakitos]

3.4 against 17

[@kinghados]

Their going to disable the like system soon

[@XDefragX]

@@kinghados But until that happens. abuse the system!

[@MrPattO87]

Can someone link it? Couldnt find it

[@the_gemmapelle434]

jordan keepin it real by subtly roasting himself with the album song names, i love it

[@shockmouths1]

Saw John Howard at Penrith Westfield today. Didn’t heckle him. I have failed.

[@archangel9363]

How does it feel, knowing you failed your lifelong purpose?

[@shockmouths1]

Can’t type. Whiplashing self.

[@dundervevo6842]

Saw Barnaby Joyce at Agquip a few months back. Didn't cap his knees. I have failed.

[@daysandwords]

Friendlyjordies' new upload schedule of a couple of times per week is doing nothing good for my productivity, which is kind of the exact opposite of the Jordan Shanks channel.

[@dontpanic7153]

@h. s I see it as more of a ying and yang thing, one channel destroys productivity and the other creates it, resulting in a perfect karmic balance.

[@coffeemugz_productions]

I need a .mp3 of you saying " THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT" so that i can set it as my message tone lol.

[@boxybox100]

If only there was a way of doing that

[@Pusfilth]

Coffeemugz screen record and split the audio from the video.

[@lachlantula]

@Nt40 thank you

[@hamez1300]

Did anyone get a UAP ad before the vid?

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Adblock baby!

[@jerrylourice2352]

This isn’t Shrek, but I’m okay with lord Farquaad’s ad review hour

[@deannobody8293]

lmfao if he was blonde its a spitting image XD.

[@afruitlesshippo]

Just get Jordan to yell at the camera angrily like his old vids, that'll ensure a landslide for Labor.

[@schnits666]

The voice that you call the catch phrase voice actually used to do the Cityrail announcements so it really fills me with nostalgia. I love it!

[@michaelmisitano1288]

Isn't Australia's lamest ads just all of UAP ads

[@shadowessence4782]

Yes but i think he wants to focus on the 2 parties that have a chance to win the election

[@jamesharushi409]

aren't they just really annoying or is it just me

[@cuxnt7798]

nah theyre pretty funny tho

[@MsM-kh9xg]

A video on political ads and you don't include the United Australia ads? They're goddamn hilarious

[@InternetLoser-rc2vs]

Matt Smithers I just got an ad with Clive talking about water

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

They're shit.

[@elizabethfoster9335]

The people on those ads look like they’re being held at gunpoint

[@jakebyrne9857]

I think they are probably gonna get their own video

[@joshuasutherland6692]

Bloody love how we in the states get jarules a day ahead of schedule because the earth is round or something like that.

[@n8urm852]

The greatest thing about this was getting an ad for United Australia party shitting on everyone right before a friendly jordies video about political ads....10 union bosses out of 10

[@georgenecopprimerenecopprimi]

"Peter Dutton as an aged Jigglypuff" LOLLAPALOOZA

[@theairstig9164]

Let’s push this one up the hill and get ready to let it rip in 2022

[@maxi.p8542]

I had an “Australia’s not gonna cop it” ad before this video

[@alexanderduggan3365]

very educated and thought provoking.I actually saw a labor ad before this video .

[@keanuismyfather7477]

The “fuck” at 8:31 gets me every time 🤣

[@sprthhfk]

I'm not Aussie, nor am I following your elections, but I really do enjoy these vids.

[@ulysses6226]

But why

[@ChiddyGamer]

I don't have a TV and use Ad Block so these are the only Aussie election ads I've seen.

[@Jeanmat]

I love watching these videos when I'm Canadian because I can actually laugh without being worried about the numerous issues stated in the video :)

[@sig1200]

Don't think I've seen a Clint's crazy bargains for at least 15 years

[@williamgoode1454]

there are going to be so many votes for new or smaller parties. never have i seen people want something so different from one another in regards to the future of our nation. i wonder how many people are not going to vote lib/lab? going to be a weird one this year.

[@josht4923]

In that 6 second Liberal add those black censor bars actually have a ghost image of Bill Shorten at the end when it's fully panned out hahaha

[@idiotbox4180]

Never see or hear any of these ads. No television, no commercial radio, no exposure.

[@spazbog123]

TV is mostly Clive Palmer UAP ads and some crappy programs to give brief reprieve in between.

[@foulzy423]

Love a good old Palmer ad before a video roasting election ads lmao

[@danieldavis9831]

I need that CD just for "The Liberal Government!"

[@mrhamgolian9006]

in the year 2001 I was catching the train to central to go to UNSW a junkie couple were behind me. the husband junkie woke his wife to and pointed out the window and said "look the centrelink tower" That's a freebie.

[@adamweaver8533]

That the only place I will see Election TV adds is here says a lot..

[@peterwilson8607]

Well done 👍 That old Lady joke is fkn hilarious 😂 It takes allot to make someone physically laugh out loud while alone & driving! Thank you, that made my day 🙂

[@kosmokat111]

We need a friggin' soundtrack lists for these vids, so groovy tracks in here

[@advictoriams]

expecting a 2022 version soon Jordie. Only 3 or so weeks left

[@yesapples1009]

Love the clive ads before the fun time

[@Cynane27]

Love what you're doing Jordan

[@Mulch5640]

I'd buy that CD. Seriously.

[@dusknoir543]

Quick update: Liberal party ad now sitting on 8 likes and 503 dislikes Oops

[@duncandrummond726]

8 and 787, the power of Jordies compels us.

[@itookallthenames]

798, by my calculation that's a dislike every 4 seconds

[@dusknoir543]

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo9l

[@ThatAussieBloke1]

Big oof

[@thelonelyassassin8584]

993 now

[@oldirtybstard1]

On a side note the grout guy ad will become a classic in 10 years time

[@kevindelima5713]

Yo what was the no copyright music that played whenever David Guetta turned up, absolute slapper

[@riahbryson1469]

I got a United Australian ad before this video

[@Phaser1980]

*steps inside empty elevator, waits for door to close* THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@seanmccarthy3604]

i got offered a ciggy on the central coast and then they started to get rlly angry because they forget they lighter

[@BoredAsFlux]

I think you're incorrect about the franking system Jordie, the tax cuts may benefits slightly more well off individuals/retirees however taking into consideration the price of living in this country being a millionaire isn't hugely significant compared to the smaller percentage of incredibly wealthy. I believe the franking system gives young Australians an opportunity to enter the market economy and buy commedities from the higher classes. "Never put your money in the bank, buy the bank."

[@gharkun]

i like that point mate. especially about buying the bank. i assume you mean investing in commodities? though that can be difficult if you don't really know what you're doing. i find it hard and i studied a little bit of finance as part of my degree. for example i invested in bitcoin in 2011. it promptly did nothing. purely by accident i came into some money through what was described in major news channels as a totally unexpected boom in 2017...

[@williamward2763]

I have only gotten clive palmer ads before your videos

[@philjancik4601]

2:37 is that kristo dressed as the monopoly man

[@ccleake1]

Would buy that CD masterpiece

[@Smitty_1703]

I scored the second Labor ad as 8/10 black & white union bosses

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Shit.... i forgot all about Burgos’ Catchphrase! Thanks 😂

[@PSMotorsport]

Peter Dutton looks like a poor mans Paul Keating.

[@christianblucher7127]

Ahaha the ad for this video was the first one you reviewed

[@Glitch_in_the_Matrix]

26 times...ScoMo clearly loves the banks

[@WizzlyFizzly]

Outside having a smoke at 3am, mid sip into my drink and hear "am i a person or a testicle, I don't know any more" Make a sound like a possum and shoot liquid out of my nose and die laughing and coughing for a few minutes Thanks FJ 😭

[@dylanhealy1369]

Franking credits are to avoid people getting taxed twice, so its not costing the government money its stopping the government getting more tax from people than intended

[@jamesthornton1150]

Am I a person or a testicle? Jordan, one day I want to have a few beers with u and lose my shit!! Seriously, I love ur comedy!

[@FragingInsane]

Josh Burns for Macnamara, born and raised in Caulfield.

[@JayLeePoe]

@5:01 "Aged jiggypuff" roasted asf my guy, spicy meatsaballa

[@bikingweasel6267]

I just got a United Australia party add for this

[@funkyironman69]

Lol Jordie's video has 1.7K likes, the Liberal Government one now has -1.7k. That's impressive.

[@adamjupp1283]

It's now at 2.4k dislikes hahaha

[@funkyironman69]

@@adamjupp1283 both at 3.2k likes/dislikes now haha

[@DJScopeSOFM]

They need to hire you to do ads on both sides.

[@nikkinoona8630]

That Gloria jeans comment is gold

[@Daddywaah]

Thos is the only way I can stomach election ads in Australia, by roasting them. :)

[@blueuluru9037]

LOVE THIS.

[@mwidenst]

Legalising Kangaroo grape :) I lost it.

[@animalcrossingfan333]

I'm really disappointed you didn't talk about the Clive Palmer ad that's super short and just "I'M GONNA MAKE A REALLY FAST TRAIN" *insert cheap CGI train image" "VOTE FOR ME" "authorised by ajdfhadkjgerkjgndfksdnf"

[@TheKashi22]

Jordan what are your thoughts on the Labor promise of investing 1.5 billion into gas fracking in the NT?

[@bargwahn89]

Love you Jords

[@sparrow40k]

😂😂😂 that video you said to dislike went from 7 likes and 6 dislikes to.. 48 likes and 5500 dislikes- you cant even see the like bar anymore

[@stoogemaster7000]

I honestly think a labor government would be the worst think for jordie, like what is he gonna be able to talk about if it happens

[@andrewhamilton2014]

Hey! We don't all have the luxury of 7two on the coast mate ;P

[@TheSkileton]

5:17 fuck yeah dashboard jesus.

[@JadeCryptOfWonders]

Why can’t Labor hire the chilling voice from those Time In The Sun skin cancer ads which seems to be accompanied by a Riz Ortolani soundtrack for maximum effect?

[@james0603]

I've got that exact Jesus bobble-head in my car and he doesn't talk like Tony Abbott

[@strike325]

Just doing my part, we're at 103 downvotes on "A plan for a stronger economy that backs small businesses."

[@epiphamas]

8-176 they're fighting back!

[@CremeCheesus]

It’s over 400 dislikes now

[@samomac]

It's 9 to 881 haha

[@jackharris6497]

11 likes to 1000 dislikes

[@XxsubstantialxX]

14 likes to 1700 dislikes I think we're winning

[@DasGav]

1:57.... ughhhghhhhhhh yeahhhhhh

[@3348-v1r]

Just got a United Australia party ad on this vid

[@friendlyjordies]

Go get em - kzbin.info/www/bejne/qF6WdGqFnaafjbM

[@vistronaut]

I am SO GLAD that you managed to stick THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT in this video

[@kidcharlemagne3044]

How do I like a video more than once.

[@matthewrafter5983]

Inventing things, like "Mediscare"?

[@RobotnikPlays]

7:12 - Clear off the space dust! It ACTUALLY says "How to cook FOR humans!"

[@lilylollielegs34]

You missed Labor’s dinosaur ad off their Facebook page 😂

[@renaehanley5880]

Click on this, get a United Australia party ad, checks out lmao

[@cazzaandherjourneytofindar9112]

I got an ad before this video telling me that electric cars are a bad idea from Palmer

[@jamieblackburn7187]

I was waiting for.... AUSTRALIA NOT GONNA COP IT!!!!

[@kurthalbauer7676]

Jordies only wants to get rid of franking credits because he doesn't have a real job. No real job means no superannuation. Eliminating franking credits will negatively affect every gainfully employed Australian.

[@nordic5490]

Kurt Halbauer Not true mate. Most hard working folks have very little super.

[@iggyscottagecheeseass5163]

You're too good Jordie! 😂😂😂

[@BraniusBalki]

Bodies... rock on.

[@fuzzycuzzy]

I just had to watch clive palmers ad before your video, I'm fucking pissed off.

[@afflicka]

Abolishing franking credits is absolutely immoral. How many times do company profits need to be taxed? I think you'll also find the big retail superannuation funds the average worker contributes to for their super utilise these franking credits to bolster their returns. It will impact everyone including businesses.

[@namelessentity5851]

So, if I were to move to Australia, I would want to settle in the 'Central Coast'?

[@tbone2646]

This video had a Clive Palmer ad haha

[@imdfoley3930]

Saddest Australian ad is the dido health and safety ad

[@NaysWindu]

Aren't franking credits a return based on the tax their superannuation pays or something. I don't really know, but it doesnt make sense to tax people twice. Idk. Correct me if I'm wrong. :)

[@AussieGearReviewer]

Yes, franking credits simply offset the tax already paid by the company. Removing franking credits would result in double taxation, the company would pay tax on the profit then the shareholders would have to pay tax again. These share holders are primarily superannuation funds that all working Australians have so this policy of Labors is a terrible terrible idea.

[@Coolsomeone234]

@@AussieGearReviewer no they introduced that system. They were just proposing to remove the "Excess" parts, the spare money

[@gore1089]

We all get frustrated thinking how much better the ad could have been if we did it.

[@kailebable]

I list it at salacious B crumbs 😂😂😂