Aussie Regional Ads: Better than Hollywood

[@elethmera]

Franko cosso is basically the godfather of furnature in melbourne, literally. There's all sorts of rumours like money laundering but nothing's stuck yet 😂

[@fortressepiphany9068]

Erin Mckay another Melbourne legend !

[@LeonTheMechanic]

It genuinely will be a sad day when the Footscray Godfather passes

[@SaulKopfenjager]

You are kidding mate!, Con padre FC in Brunz-a-wick e Foot-is-grey... there were drugs found in imported furniture, not by him personally but I think a son or extended family relative - aren't they now closed because of it?

[@timsmith854]

@@SaulKopfenjager I didn't see your comment when I posted mine. As far as I know, they were shut until the end of the court case and the son went to prison. RRR FM had a great promo where they would say "more fun than a couch full of smack".

[@elethmera]

@@SaulKopfenjager oh yeah! i remember hearing something like that😂

[@MrSupdup]

When Melbourne is classified regional, you know Friendlyjordies is from Sydney.

[@LorchVHS]

Are you saying that Melbourne isn't a region?

[@MrSupdup]

@@LorchVHS I'm saying Melbourne is a metropolitan area, not a regional area.

[@jakelineham1789]

@@MrSupdup have you ever been to melbourne? its just a country town with a few more pubs.

[@MrSupdup]

@@jakelineham1789 and a couple extra skyscrapers.

[@hammerandpickle7390]

@@MrSupdup Don't forget the 4 million people. Classic rural town

[@rube4478]

We gonna ignore the fact they named the horse glue gun?

[@Christmas52]

Yeah I heard that too... oh my....

[@beatmuhmeat]

But hey the name sticks

[@han-dell]

Oh, I caught it. Sneaky fuckers.😂

[@Ac3OfWands]

Jordie's eyebrow raise when he hears that part cracked me up even more than the name :'D

[@morganlambley8655]

You see the jockey? It was due to happen.

[@imidsikkey]

Franco actually was Italian. The ad you showed was him speaking Greek trying to appeal the Greek Australian market ... If you've been inside a house in Yarraville you will find it worked 😆

[@decdy2992]

Franco Cozzo's niece was in my year level in high school, and she always used to brag about how she was part of the mafia because of her uncle and his (alleged) drug smuggling through his couches

[@Korn45678]

bed heads*

[@louispconstant6624]

wat school?

[@doctorf7501]

Whatever the cash was like it was not worth looking like THAT much of a dickhead.

[@QJ89]

I'm impressed. I knew a kid in school whose dad owned Ultra Tune. #lameclaimtofame

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

DMC DeLorean bahaha. Wonder if it was actually true.

[@largechips]

Gee, it is missing though: HELLO, FRANK WALKER FRRROM NAATIOOONAAL TILEEEEEEEEES

[@catherinefrances5808]

thats what i came here to say lmao

[@QJ89]

#triggerwarning

[@thinhnonyt]

God whenever I’m listening to the footy on the radio it goes off at half time.

[@rainmanslim4611]

Hellooooo!

[@ChaisBftw]

Rural australians own shoes, they just don't wear them in public

[@tin2001]

Can confirm. Shoes are for work and winter. Bare foot everywhere else. Thongs if you need to go into Macca's or Woolies (the floors feel disgusting)

[@elethmera]

@@tin2001 dont forget the formal occasions.

[@TheLoopy16]

Can confirm

[@Backinblackbunny009]

kzbin.info/door/2NbMQucy7t-nH91JaU6lQg that is truly disgusting. Y'all need Buddha

[@airplanenojutsu]

Duh. You only wear shoes in your house because you haven't vacuumed in 4 months.

[@jackmitchell4019]

I sell the Magnet Mart guy coffee most days and he's a legend 🤙

[@Meiklejohnable]

He still does the Hip Pocket workwear ads in Canberra!

[@itsthemjb]

@@Meiklejohnable yup

[@jgreen6074]

Link to ads please?

[@Meiklejohnable]

@@jgreen6074 facebook.com/HipPocketAustralia/videos/849048485114051/

[@OfficialAshArcher]

He looks like he would be a legend

[@joelzicomcg]

My brother used to legitimately have nightmares about the tuckerbag. We teased him about it for a long time. Turns out he wasn’t wrong.

[@tecmath]

Joel Zico McGarry we used to have one at the local supermarket. Creepy as shit

[@QJ89]

TB's biggest claim to fame: Appearing in an episode of 'Fast Forward.' I'm pretty sure his legacy will live on thru Coles, at least.

[@thethrowawaythatstayed7055]

Joel Zico McGarry hahaha send him this

[@joelzicomcg]

Fleurs Sv I did. He hasn’t responded haha

[@This_RuthIsOnFire]

“Some old ethnic dude” Jordie, how dare you. That’s Franco. He’s an institution.

[@Ididathing]

Your mustache fell off in a way that made it look like a power point.

[@justanuff]

It's nice to know we aussies stick together and watch each others content.

[@jimstoiletpaper4204]

How are you not verified?

[@billgeddes9539]

yeah as if u arent verified yet

[@samnoble1654]

Well look who is here

[@yoshikagekira3710]

I did a thing yellow

[@TSlREYA]

growing in central queensland, the australian psychic expo ads were peak comedy in primary school

[@Vicky_C87]

We had psychic expo ads in Toowoomba too! 'See you at the expo!'

[@neonwizard5117]

Same seen the ad in the mid north coast

[@SabreVDM]

Same here in Darwin.

[@TheJameoz23]

There is a rumor going around that the Frank Cozzo ad is a update for people when a shipment of drugs is in, because here is Melbourne they show the ad at the same time for a period and then just never again for a whole month or two.

[@do0mageddon-j8l]

Careful bro or the goons will come for ya

[@Nickyyyyyyyy]

that's beast

[@lisasteel6817]

Yep. True facts.

[@PeteLX]

I love it! Conveniently located in Brunsawick and Footerscray. They should make an Underbelly series about it even if it's not true

[@joshuafraser3074]

*knock knock* Who is it? Goons Who? Hired goons

[@RNN14mate]

Word through the wire is that Franco Cozzo requested those ads at only specific times and at specific periods to indicate to prospective purchasers (drug dealers) that a shipment had come in... Fun fact, it is rumoured that his son took the fall after they got busted for drug trafficking...

[@ctrlaltWalsh]

You had to go in and ask to see the special order bedroom setting that you had coming in, as well as specifically referencing the ad. They'd let you know that the special orders weren't ready yet, but would give you a call when they could deliver and take your number.

[@ono1381]

Fark the psychic expo. I remember how they progressed over the years. First the blonde chick then her daughter then the little one. Deep lore

[@TheMrlachy]

I seem to remember the blonde one getting bigger tits as time went on

[@TS-kb6lv]

A coven of Witches if ever i've seen it. Each generation more powerful than the next.

[@ono1381]

@@TheMrlachy having kids maybe? Or plastic surgery

[@allaussietraveller9879]

Zach McCarthy nope, definitely witches.

[@kombirat]

They're still on occasionally aswell, and they haven't improved.

[@DJ_NSG]

You're gonna end up wearing concrete shoes at the bottom of Sydney Harbour if Franco ever sees this

[@JordyValentine]

the exposure could be good, he might legitimately sell a couch lol

[@jaimebonne1195]

footscray is in melbourne

[@DJ_NSG]

@@jaimebonne1195 since when have the mob ever disposed of mooks on their own turf, guy?

[@jaimebonne1195]

@@DJ_NSG good point

[@insertnamehere5809]

Altona Beach would be where he'd end up!

[@BargainBinBandit1996]

The vomiting song needs to become a national phenomenon, performed at every rural shopping center and uploaded to the internet

[@itookallthenames]

we could have a vomiting song day, where we hit all the shopping centres at the same time

[@BargainBinBandit1996]

yes!!!!

[@huwguyver4208]

I went to the original video, man it's starting to blow up after Jordies gave it a shout lol

[@BargainBinBandit1996]

@@huwguyver4208 it was at 9K views when I went and found it this morning! So happy about that!

[@180_karma]

the guy singing it is James kangaroo, a good mate of mine. he was also on Canadian Idol

[@hamishjarred5328]

I can’t believe Chris and Marie’s nursery didn’t make the cut. “Hello hello” is Iconic to country victorians

[@sabbyd1832]

Hello Hello, Jordy could do another 2 or 3 episodes of rural adds. I totally loved this

[@Broxalax]

It used to be "bill and Chris" Bill was an angry bastard to work for. My first job was at wombat gully plant farm

[@QJ89]

But that tutu! WTF, Chris?

[@josharmstrong4933]

Fuck, I still get nightmares from those ads. No matter where I moved, their nursery moved too.

[@JordyValentine]

They're bare-rooted!

[@TheRobmannN]

Adelaide is now regional Australia, classic.

[@SHOOKftl]

what was it before?

[@superjoeyman1]

It always was

[@harinderjeetsinghtiwana]

SAdelaide

[@reecemartin453]

Adelaide is a small country town. everyone knows everyone and too many people are likely to have mixed family bloods

[@schuhey7021]

Reece Martin can confirm I know all 1,000,000 people in Adelaide.

[@21milestudios60]

'Mark's Mats' needs to be a separate video. I haven't laughed that hard since "I'm gonna hit my neighbor over the head with a shovel and steal his Mulberries!"

[@sirwahthemonke]

Ironically super rooster is actually better then red rooster. -a man from toowoomba

[@calebmccallum6529]

The Great Jaco the rolls are the best

[@timsmith854]

We have Ripper Rooster in my country town. I declare that the chicken wars have begun!

[@BargainBinBandit1996]

It actually is! 😂 just overpriced as FUCK

[@aussietom85]

we need an in car review or i wont believe it

[@maxrockatanksyOG]

After sampling Super Rooster in Toowoomba- I'm gonna have to concur on that

[@thefunkychicken]

I can confirm that Mitchell’s Fruit and Snowy River Meat still uses the same jingle but instead it’s Mitchell’s Market with “Mitchell’s Market, we have all you need, the freshness you deserve.” Music gold right here.

[@mattirambo2096]

I'd forgotten all about this song long ago but it seems so familiar hearing it again. Wish I could remember some other Illawarra classics.

[@2011kathyd]

Matti Rambo how about “ Dapto Maaaalll! It’s the easy way to shop and save. Dapto Maaallll” and “ computer town Australia: Windang road in Windang”

[@mattirambo2096]

@@2011kathyd hahaha oh Dapto Mall! it's all coming back to me now!

[@2011kathyd]

Matti Rambo I still go there! Haha. When it was being renovated and extended my partner and I would joke about what it’s new name would be and we thought “Dapto Dogs Daily Shopper!” 🤣🤣🤣 but it’s still Dapto mall

[@TheImronal]

CHEAP DOORS!!! CHEAP CHEAP

[@cosmicsquirrel7642]

The psychic expo girl has been around forever. Long enough to have a kid who had a kid. Her mother used to do it in the 90's. I've lived it.

[@cosmicsquirrel7642]

That's four generations of fantabulous!

[@sabbyd1832]

I had hoped to never see those ads again. Not so fantabulous

[@discipleofdagon8195]

and the pale chick is still around as well, this is like the tamest ad she shot, the rest she's basically hippie/g*psy eye candy

[@JeezboozXD]

I live in Gosford and you have encapsulated the Imperial Shopping Centre. They renovated the interior 2 years ago and there are still empty shop spaces on both floors with giant murals of photos and crap.

[@ewanwalker5967]

As a resident of North Queensland I think I speak for all of the state when I say that the psychic expo ad is a fantableous slapper.

[@Venom69696]

see ya at expo

[@adona9019]

It is actual cancer. I remember being younger and being disturbed

[@kellynlee6567]

I blame that ad for ruining 3 sets of car speakers. You will not be seeing me at the expo

[@handsanitizr1154]

I wasn't expecting wollongong to be attacked like that

[@battlefront1987]

You'll feel better with a chickos mate.

[@jasoncaires3823]

As a Wollongong resident all my life (ie: 38 years), I gotta say: FUCKING! HILARIOUS!!! LOL!

[@kateemma22]

The Gong ALWAYS deserves to be attacked like that.

[@GrimFelArt]

Wollongbong, my glorious home town I'm surprised no one sent in, "Tony's chicken shop! Yum yum!" 😂

[@GrimFelArt]

I was also waiting to see the computer town ad as well lol

[@Juleyin142]

The guy who escorts the guy out of the coles at one point in time did catch me stealing a packet of gum. Get this 15 years later I now work with him at the same coles.

[@kizza1645]

Your life progressed with finesse

[@DCS21O562]

Congratulations on your achieving one of, or perhaps your only, life goal. All your plans, carefully orchestrated over the last 15 years, come to fruition....now you get your gum for "free". Bravo, well done!

[@verl0000]

how's the staff discount?

[@standupstraight9691]

Five finger.

[@roberto7565]

I mean Rundle Mall is literally the centre of Adelaide, so yes it is indeed a rural ad.

[@XDLadyHydrangea]

Franco Cozzo is every single one of my ethnic uncles, minus the money laundering... I think

[@hungryhippo4560]

why are you a on the computa ay? youa wastea your time!

[@rhysjohn3076]

Illawarra the Hollywood of Australia 😂 Honestly growing up there has left me with ptsd from the quality of the ads

[@Royal__Kitsune]

Honestly devastated that all these advertisements weren't of shed places like how jordie did one for *Shankos Shedos*

[@AfferbeckBeats]

So many shed ads! Singing crocodile: "I'm Aussie Outdoor, the price carnivore, no one can beat our prices!"

[@tecmath]

Or a water tank ad.

[@GeneralNOH]

gotta get your shed from ran build

[@themidlandconnection]

the jordies tuckerbag scream is literally my favourite piece of media 10/10 can we just get him to look at as many tuckerbag ads as possible?

[@ms_enj]

“We polished this car with NuFinish and then ran it through a car wash fifty-two times, simulating a year of washing it once a week. Look, THE WATER STILL BEADS!” Ah, memories.

[@stefanavic6630]

"The once-a-year car polish."

[@enja001]

Shit does work pretty well though

[@tin2001]

I remember that too.... I remember when it rained. 😟

[@thailandretromods]

IT'S.... IN..... MY... HEEAAADDDD!!!

[@JordyValentine]

That stuff is awful, formula wise its nothing special either

[@youknowmelsdx4966]

Illawarra represent!! The intro is spot on! I feel like the only reason I saw all these legendary ads is because they were on during 6pm SIMPSONS 👏🏼👏🏼

[@msaoichan]

Ah, Franco Cozzo, I used to joke about how the only place you'd see his furniture would be in a drug lord's house, then we found out about Franco's son...

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

despite that, I'm still nostalgic about "FOOT-A-SCRAY"

[@msaoichan]

@@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Turns out Franco's son WAS a drug dealer, and a bit of a bastard as well.

[@traceycole5300]

Best laugh .. "drug lord furniture"! It's so darn true.

[@73sloane]

A guy I knew had to dress up as Tuckerbag for the Chapel St Festival and he was kidnapped and driven to Mount Dandenong.

[@PedroChuVPS]

By Franco Cozzo

[@Tom_Videogre]

Holy shit, that's a good story.

[@twowheelmotoring]

Franco cozzos building still looks like that and still has the same furniture in it

[@dangerouslytalented]

And the mural on the back wall

[@molewil7557]

Can confirm, cycled past the footscray shop yesterday

[@lisasteel6817]

That's because they only sell drugs.

[@tyranstephenson8439]

Oh man my mum dragged me to that psychic expo as a kid and it was about as impressive as the ad implies

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

Fantabulous

[@Saxinful]

"Marks Mats, where everybody has, access to a Mat" Amazing composition

[@HouseCatTV]

Oh my god Warilla made it in. Mitchell's Fruit is still using a version of that jingle to this day.

[@amk_catlady]

So when I was working in a cape york school and we had nothing to do other than have bricks thrown at our house and eat sausages in bread, the psychic expo ad, alongside noel's caravans became my only hope. My guiding light. SEE YOU AT THE EXPO

[@Cubey_Sucks]

You've just put the jingle of Noel's Caravans into my head. You will pay for your sins.

[@aurablue2707]

FNQ has it all!

[@itookallthenames]

you've seen it a lot of times then. maybe you can help me, what does that fucken kid say at the end?

[@carlhilber2275]

my family moved to cairns when we were kids and we even get it there.

[@cpt_soban]

NOELS CARAVANS. NOELS CAAAARAVANS

[@secondchancedraw4178]

Just need the computer town Australia ad, wing dang

[@rhysjohn3076]

I was honestly waiting for it...

[@secondchancedraw4178]

@Insert Name Here I feel blessed

[@WarwickHughes]

The 90s/early 00s really was a lawless wasteland for commercials on the south coast. Sincerely signed, A guy from the south coast who had to live through this nightmare.

[@nathanbartlett2770]

There no better now days I've never seen so many bad shed adds haha

[@BennjkSyd]

Fuck that was rough on the poor road workers, imagine being a road worker who enjoys friendlyjordies and they’re going through a real rough time and they think oh a small glimmer of enjoyment a new friendlyjordies vid. And this is what they see haha

[@chrisfromsouthaus2735]

Rundle Mall. Back when the advertising didn't solely revolve around a giant pair of balls!

[@noaharmstrong9457]

Imagine walking into coles or woolies and theres a bloke with a guitar singing about spewing

[@dantheman2907]

Tuckerbag is my sleep paralysis demon.

[@frankryan2505]

Man, I remember moving here in the early 00's and staying in a regional town.. Ads like this legit looked like they were filmed on dads camcorder..

[@LeonTheMechanic]

Franco’s Bedding store, biggest in Footscray, never open, the front of all fronts

[@nathand7560]

Still had the same bed set in there as the video last time I walked past haha

[@LeonTheMechanic]

Probably the same bed set I saw in the shop when I was buying Chop Chop near there 10 years ago

[@RaptorShadow]

Can confirm, that’s the best Rundle Mall has ever looked.

[@MotoCat91]

Oh man Kevin 07's thousand dollar spending spree.. that was the life Kevvie bought me my first motorbike that year, which was great because my car had died and I was living out in a country town with only a pushbike.. struggling to get to TAFE each day and work each night stacking shelves for $11/hr. That motorbike might have been old and shit (1984 Honda Integra), but it saved me. Allowed me to go for the several hour ride back to Brisbane to see friends, and 4 hour ride up to see family.

[@pulsecodemodulated]

"Three of them are alive!" Stop! You're killing me!

[@coolguylungs]

they updated the super rooster jingle about 8 years ago now - i worked there for two years and people would literally drive from brisbane, get fuckin hammered in the car and then yell the jingle at me in the drive thru

[@disturbiannah]

Was anyone else nearly driven to the brink by Cheap Doors Albion Rail ad?

[@america8706]

John Farnham really hits, and that was just for a commercial, I wonder what his real songs sound like. Also Gluegun is a tragic name for a little horse. Who hurt you Australia?

[@dangerouslytalented]

I suppose we’ll never know

[@P4ndieEy3ss]

The irony was lost on regional Aussies rip Gluegun

[@deejayjoubert]

#bluegum

[@toyahjensen7531]

Assuming you're not being sarcastic, check out his version of Help with the Melbourne symphony orchestra. Man got a voice and a half.

[@america8706]

@@toyahjensen7531 no I'm not being sarcastic at all, the dude sounds great. Thanks I'll check that out, sounds good.

[@onelesschromey1256]

I was literally watching the John Farnham commercial the other day. It’s so catchy, I’m from Adelaide and it makes a good impression for south Australia

[@maxgreen9967]

6:31 ??? the exact same furniture settings are STILL for sale at Fanco Cozzo

[@CommissionerManu]

Max Green which is impressive, seeing as the furniture was already outdated at the time that ad originally aired

[@dangerouslytalented]

But the cocaine inside them has done stale

[@CommissionerManu]

dangerouslytalented it’s my favourite iconic dodgy front in Melbourne ❤️

[@maxgreen9967]

@@dangerouslytalented would snort

[@jameswebb3432]

I love regional ads all of them every time I turn on the tv it’s honestly hilarious

[@jerminfestedmedia]

i can see Dave's Dinners taking his lunch break from Matt's Mats to go review some Super Rooster

[@jackiePOGU]

You'll all be happy to hear that Mitchell's Market is *still* running these ads with the exact same jingle. *Mitchell's Market, you have all you need, the freshness you deserve*

[@heavyweaponsguy21]

How do you not know Franco Cozzo? He's a god damn legend!

[@inspectorrex1696]

Computer town in windang has been absolutely robbed here, it's a truly iconic add

[@listerineclean9258]

No lie in Footscray franko cozo is an icon

[@TwizzFizz]

Thanks, I thought I had burned the Fantabulous Psychic expo ad out of my brain

[@davidbronstein2040]

If Marks Mats isn’t a real store I am going to riot.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I was seriously going to head to Dapto because of the amazing array of options. If I can't... words will be spoken, I can tell you now.

[@blakearius]

Pick up some arts n crafts while your there

[@girdles]

I grew up in Dapto and thought ... hmm I don’t remember that ad ... then I read the address 😂

[@Vonkunken]

I have seen this video about 10 times in the past week and KZbin keep autoplaying it no matter how many times I've seen it, and I still watch the whole thing.

[@MrAlfaman55]

I was born in the shoalhaven and this is giving me Nam like flash backs of my childhood

[@spamviking]

I remember uni at UNE Armidale and the TV ads were mostly Bing Lee and about 4 different shed mobs who pretty much had the same ad of still images transitioning with only center fades.

[@eurithmicsrocks]

I wish Rundle mall still looked like that 😓

[@ttomato2163]

@Tone. idk the balls are kinda shit

[@eurithmicsrocks]

@Tone. ok Zoomer

[@jakesweet1000]

@@ttomato2163 yeah but every now and again some gets on top of them and its mint.

[@Pablo668]

Gwad, you guys are...or were lucky to have that guy singing all your ads. Over herein the West we had this one guy who sang all our ads in this real shit eating self satisfied voice....I'm pretty sure he also sang the theme song for the West Coast Eagles.

[@darjeelingoffthegourd]

was drinking tea during the psychic expo ads, and the "fantabulous" hit me out of nowhere like a ford transit van

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Yes, she certainly had her full whack of jojoba that day

[@Pretzil43]

You didn't see it coming? Maybe you should consult a psychic.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

@@Pretzil43 :-D

[@JordyValentine]

reminds me of watching those ads as a stoned teenager haha

[@shannonpincombe8485]

Jordan....Franco Cozzo is a legend. His ads are a Melbourne TV icon. Let's forget that his son was convicted of importing cocaine secreted in the furniture.

[@Pitmidget]

The Magnet Mart guy is still kicking around in Canberra Ads to this very day, though now he faces up for some Tradie workwear store, probably somewhere in Fyshwick

[@smithy2]

While i was looking for some of his ads, i read he's living in london npw

[@Pitmidget]

@@smithy2 Well there you go. I remember seeing him around town when I was a Teenager, haha.

[@jackmitchell4019]

Still in cbr, I sell him coffee most days

[@Pitmidget]

Haha, truly a local legend

[@smithy2]

My bad, the Canberra times story was from 2017

[@verminman2007]

Peak 90's was sort-of-late-night tv in Orange ads for groceries stores after sitting in my dads car while he was in the TAB then watching Hey Hey It's Saturday and later being mentally scared in some way watching Rage.

[@stevenbills419]

Im so fucking happy that super rooster is on here, ive never seen the ad and ive only eaten their once but im a huge fan.

[@haydenperkins5725]

I can confirm the magnet mart man still does ads in the ACT

[@psivewri]

12:58 I have that exact same portable TV!

[@pedrocardiel1026]

Yoooooo Psivewri on a jordie vid awesome!!

[@qocket]

I had no idea there was a Rundle Mall ad like that. Extra points for classifying Adelaide as regional. (we suck)

[@saveferris1234]

yessssss Franco Cozzo is a fkn legend in Melbourne 😂😂

[@maxgreen9967]

his son used to have the best smack. can't wait until he is out so we can party again.

[@saveferris1234]

Max Green laundering that money only thing keeping the business going clearly, must be good

[@letsgogorls]

Can't believe you never heard about the legend that is Frank Cozzo. He has a giant mural dedicated to him in Foot-a-scray.

[@KantFromEC]

14 minutes and 18 seconds of regional Australian adds and not a single one was about a titan shed or venetian blinds.. Fuckin' what are you doing Jordan?...

[@GlitchTheF0x]

Good lord we get those psychic expo ads up here in North Queensland. I've always been shocked when they come on between much more polished ads.

[@Naz-qy3sn]

Not going to lie wouldn’t mind a trunk bed

[@ABDuck88]

I choked on my dinner when the tuckerbag came out from behind the book and started talking in that scary high pitched voice

[@jessk457]

I literally sing the super rooster song at my city friends all the time! Super rooster has the best chips in the world! He didn't even spy the deep fried banana haha

[@sirwahthemonke]

I tried that. I fucking regret it so much.

[@Timothan]

I'll have you know that it's a "banana fritter", actually. Quite the delicacy.

[@thatscarletmoth]

Aw man, Magnet Mart Guy was ICONIC in mid-2000s Canberra Saw him signing a kid's school hat at Woden Westfield once Those were the days

[@thatscarletmoth]

He also tried acting in movies. Didn't go well

[@scablord9099]

"Abracadabra right on the highway, western Byron bay, the biggest bunch of baskets under the sun, c'mon and say g'day"... you have to do this one next.

[@LordNagash]

I remember us driving past the turnoff to Abracadabra every time we went up to Brisvegas as a kid, back on the old shithouse highway. Good times.

[@scablord9099]

@@LordNagash yeah I remember it too, was such a shit drive back then too.

[@_TommyP]

fark, that "see you at the expo" and "i'm going to get a psychic reading" has always pierced my soul

[@tecmath]

Franco cozzo but no ken Bruce ad! For shame jordies!

[@Cynidecia]

4:18 That bluescreen fade to night while its early morning is such a product of it's time and I love it.

[@scotie86]

Missed so many... 1 that comes to mind.. Tony’s chicken shop, yum yum!!!

[@GrimFelArt]

I live right near Tony's lmao 😂

[@scotie86]

Grimalkin Felidae Dirty little tony lol

[@logicandreason8090]

very genious way of getting me to play the full ads during this because i couldn't tell they weren't a part of the video. It's ok you earned the 0000.1 cent

[@SpicyJ81]

I reckon my grandparents had that furniture Franco was selling 😂

[@Ac3OfWands]

This entire video was gold but your Mark's Mats ad killed me. I legit had to pause and am just shaking with laughter.

[@W0AH00]

Are we gonna talk about that guy at 12:57 having a thumping good driveby squizz at that lady?

[@dboot8886]

Dan Kempton "thumping good". "squizz". It's official, I grew up on the wrong continent.

[@thankyouforcoming1705]

I like how they rhymed the part live a little with relax a little.

[@NotsoHardcore1]

Those sunnies are glued to he's head.

[@MBCMurrayPlaysRL]

He now does ads for a local business in Canberra called "hip pocket" and I can confirm this

[@NotsoHardcore1]

@@MBCMurrayPlaysRL Nice.

[@theantipope4354]

Fuck me, Franco Cozzo's still running literally the same ads he was running in the 80s!

[@redlightmax]

5:06 "I'm gonna have a psychic reading! I can't wait!" "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so... scared!"

[@kateemma22]

FANTABULOUS!

[@MahoneyMania]

They rally around the family, with a pocket full of (sea) shells SAILS ON THE BAY