Authorized Personnel Only - The Hatch To Hell and Trolling Nice People In Terrible Ways

[@breannaschlaht6501]

This seriously had me ROTFLMAO!!! 🤣🤣 I just recently came across your channel and I've been loving your videos. My dad is an engineer at John Day Dam so I'm kind of partial to your content. Thanks for the laughs!! 😄❤

[@Physicsduck]

awwwwwwwwww thank you! and say hi to your dad for me! :)

[@zachbrenner9959]

This man casually flashes furry inflation art across my screen when talking about the very serious topic of delta p. I really hope it's not a self insert

[@Physicsduck]

Don't be throwing rocks at me from your glass closet, you identified the artwork. ;) That's literally the first image in the second row that comes up on a Google image search for Delta P.

[@KevanTess]

While trying to confirm if this was true which it was, I typo delta p as detla 1 then delta q. Which both of those keys were on the complete wrong side of the keyboard.

[@ogonbio8145]

I skipped ahead and missed it, then read your comment… now I have to go back

[@abundantharmony]

@@Physicsduck Glass closet. Ha. If you ain't got wit, you ain't got shit.

[@jasonmurawski5877]

I had to do a double take and go back to make sure my eyes hadn't decived me

[@bradwilmot5066]

"This is braille, and it says You're Fucked!"... And, that was fuckin' funny! (For those who don't know, I'm mostly blind and use braille all the time)

[@harleysheldon8614]

That shit had me LAUGHING

[@SeanBZA]

Carriage bolts because those were the only ones that fitted, and of course nobody ever put a nice coat of grease on the threads ever. Time to break out the sparkly wrench and get those studs nice nad red hot first, then allow to cool a little before giving them a bath in automatic transmission fluid, then take another nut and weld to the stud, and try to undo them. That has a good chance of getting half of them out, the rest will fight you all the way. New bolts, nicely greased, and a nice grease coat on the lip and the side of the panel, will mean the next guy will get it open. BTW, that 1/4 NPT nipple is there to allow you to see if the level under the portal is low enough to open, without flooding the turbine room.

[@speedman69420]

thanks man, never knew you should grease bolts!

[@therealtpain90]

"don't put any penetrant on it, just wack it with the crescent wrench so you can mushroom the fucking threads over" 😂😂😂

[@dopplerfox]

3:37 was NOT expecting to see that image here! 🤣

[@josephsager9425]

When I see that many bolts on a hatch, I think "enclosed space." Meaning possible low oxygen environment, DANGER. Glad that wasn't the case here.

[@manonthebrain]

Delta P video was recommended to me over the years. It's great party conversation 0.0

[@camtheman559]

Once it's got you......

[@TantalumPolytope]

@@camtheman559It's got you

[@myleswillis]

@@camtheman559 It's got you!

[@Physicsduck]

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[@shadowopsairman1583]

The rebar ladder, no thanks, fall in, you're puree'd watermelon.

[@spaxxor]

bro you're working in the world's largest blender.

[@eppicshotgun1281]

3:37 made me do a fuckin double take lmfaoooo

[@anthrosaurian]

Oh gosh, the chuckle after the realization of not knowing how deep the water is... XD

[@jamesluck2969]

2:09 your insert there is relieve preasure negative or positive before opening, thanks to the natural or the pit. We had quite a few pit caps that contained one at the water treatment plant. Anything bolted in with a open line can bring or remove air.

[@georgem4713]

I had a good laugh with the canoe prank. Nice one. Also enjoyed the video series.

[@uploadJ]

Chris is **fast** on his feet to have pulled that one!!

[@mrobviuos74]

That crab had the same fate as the Ripley crossbreed alien when it got sucked out the portal window into Space.😢

[@davidbudka1298]

That poor biologist. So, you came up the tail race, through the draft tube, then the turbine runner, and then the wicket gates. You funny man! 😂 I enjoy your videos.

[@vincentrusso4332]

Chemical Saftey Board Videos are professionally animated and stellar as far as accident breakdowns go..definitely Seconds From Disaster quality..

[@Tactical2Wheels]

Are we just gonna gloss over that Delta P illustration at 3:38?

[@Nphen]

No, the comments have definitely not glossed over that lol

[@sw8741]

I enjoyed the banter, I really did. Totally reminded me of trying to figure things out with a bunch of buddies and knowing not 1 thing is gonna go right. It always starts out with "WTF? Who did this? What the hell were they thinking? Awww shit.......you broke it? Ok...ok...start plan B" And you finally get it done after plan z.

[@TheActionBastard]

We often run out of letters and end up at plan "don't know, this better fucking work"

[@SeamusJohnsonMusic]

2:17 LOL! Good job captain! You pranked him good at 7:56!!!

[@MT-GER]

5:22 i love your humor throughout the whole video! Keep it up!

[@Physicsduck]

Thank you! :) I'm sincerely glad you appreciate it and are enjoying the videos! Thanks for watching!

[@ThePiGuy24]

3:37 welp, wasnt expecting to see furry inflation stuff in a video about a hydro plant ;p

[@KILLASAURUSFLEX]

"this is brail and it says 'you're fucked'" fuckin lul

[@hootowl2112]

Commentary here is exactly how I feel about underwater machinery in general!

[@shelbybaker6443]

The nerdiest tradesman talk I've ever heard and I love it so much.

[@Grandassets]

it dont get much better, he must be a trip to hang out with in person LOL

[@MichaelRBaron]

Well, squares are harder to round off than hexes, and the thinking was probably to put a regular wrench on the square part of the carriage bolt after loosening the jam nut.

[@penguins9645]

2:03 Between your incredible enthusiasm & knowledge, I feel like I'm watching some amazing educational show, until that reminds me that these videos are very real LOL

[@yung-megafone]

Modern Marvels *uncensored* knowledge

[@imchris5000]

I bet that pipe plug in the hatch is a vent for any trapped air in the chamber when it goes from being blocked with stop logs to back flowing it could have air trapped in the back of the chamber limiting the flow

[@myotherbrotherdarrel4495]

Those hatch bolts is me every time i do exhaust manifold bolts

[@ivanvarela3215]

Skill issue much?

[@steviebboy69]

I remember the video with the Crab and something like once its got ya, it's got ya. That Crab surely got sucked in heheh.

[@_c_y_p_3]

I was behind a recycling can once when a polite normal well mannered Swede pulls up and starts tossing in their garbage , OUCH , OUCH, OHH , OUCH! But this video beats that.

[@danwiens9830]

That is the result of management not being able to figure out the difference between 5/8 and 1/2 then telling you to “get it done “

[@vapferdy1485]

watching 2 dudes open a rusted lid simply made my day😂😂😂👍

[@SparkTubes]

You're so sinister... BTW - the plug-hole I believe is a pre-open test hole, to look for water pressure before you open the top. The bolts-with-jamb nuts - release the jamb, and the bolt should come out. The type of bolt gives you leverage under the head with a wrench, after the jamb nut is released. I see this is an old video, but youtube thinks it needs to surface cuz you're reaching "cool" status, and people need to see your stuff. Thanks for sharing...reply so I know you saw the comment...

[@Physicsduck]

Of course I saw the comment. ;)

[@SparkTubes]

@@Physicsduck I need ALL your books - wife's a big reader, and she needs to experience your unique style...do you have either Amazon links for all, or a web site non-Amazon on which I can buy them? I'm also sharing your content here at work in Colorado...Yeah...we make detention environments. Sorry we didn't get to the one you managed to get housed in. I share the stuff on Relays, Caps, wiring, etc. cuz it's great and our folks need to know.

[@Physicsduck]

awwwwwwwwwwwww sure, here you go :) amzn.to/3WexGfA and amzn.to/3SiRr4g would be the ones to start with. :) and THANK YOU! Please give her and the crew my kindest regards. :)

[@bentheguru4986]

Loved the crab story. Potty-mouth hit the spot nicely.

[@williamsmith286]

Power plants have always had a special place for me, as I was a control room operator at a 800 mw lignite plant in texas. love your content!

[@T.ring91]

😂 that was great. That guy didn't know what to think.

[@KenLee-e5y]

This dam is an old fashoned way to turn an engineer into fishfood in under three seconds.

[@gantmj]

PB Blaster is your friend. Well, it should be your friend. Make friends.

[@tedrex8959]

As a caver I had a friend who would have agreed with you about Delta P......

[@kainhall]

6:36 god.... that reminds me of banging out the "barrel" between two tractor tires.... . tires are full of calcium chloride.... so EVERYTHING is just a pile of rust

[@brendantracy7254]

'im gonna come out the other side as idiot putty' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@yung-megafone]

2:01 when I'm working on my car and the bolt goes righty loosey You have earned a sub my friend 🤣🤣🤣

[@yung-megafone]

Only 4 minutes in and I'm crying 😂😂😂😭

[@yung-megafone]

Nahhhh 4:49 is when I'm really working on my car 😭

[@yung-megafone]

I wish I could work with these guys

[@DanielQuakenbush]

When chernoble exploded a Soviet army officer dove down and opened a valve. He never came back!

[@L0wSkiller]

"it's not gonna break, it's gonna be ok. It's not gonna break, it's gonna be ok. Its not gonna break, its gonna be ok. Oh ya broke it" 😂 daggum it man, I'm a utility spray-paint monkey, and your videos really make me consider changing profession 😂

[@trulyinfamous]

Just by how much this guy swears I know he's plenty experienced.

[@pentatron3127]

03:37 Nice Furrypic XD

[@matthewsmith8573]

I'm only 3 years too late, and it probably wouldn't have changed the outcome, but did you try loosening the jam nuts first?

[@deltab9768]

This was my first thought. The carriage bolts weren’t tightened, they were just screwed in by hand and then deez nuts were tightened down on top to apply tension.

[@GereBrewstein]

Gotta love his sense of humour 😄

[@joshf-o6696]

Nice work. Huge grinding job that needs to be done. Carry on

[@mtmind6560]

5:23 why no lubricant?

[@dennisk5818]

I would have used some PB Blaster on these, let it penetrate for a while, then, try turning them off. These were not grade 8 hardened bolts.

[@Carstuff111]

I love the fact I am learning something new watching this channel, AND I get to laugh my ass off too!

[@shadowaries1516]

Love how unfiltered the commentary is in these 😂

[@twitchyswitchy433]

4:25 *shake hands with danger plays*

[@KeritechElectronics]

Damnit, c'mon, just take an angle grinder... LOL, loved the humor in this one!

[@boristheengineer5160]

Regarding "The Crab" I couldn't understand why there was such a pressure differential between outside the pipe and inside the pipe while it was being cut.

[@Ssups101]

Bet there used to be tappered bolts holding the lid down.

[@tigermki]

Taking the fucked bolts off was the best part

[@LobotiLP]

yo that shit reminds me of my daily work at ship locks and weirs ^^

[@speedman69420]

I really like the ntsb summary. I read them sometimes about marine fuckup and they start with, this ship was built way to long ago to still be around. It gets traded to some small shitty company, the list of shit wrong with it is longer than the list of mental problems me and my friends are suffering from and then it sinks

[@cuda7133]

Someone had an idea to make them safe to step on. Ours has countersunk screws in them.

[@kylehenline3245]

"But the turtles will be happy lmoa"

[@im_skipachu]

"Bags of meat" reminded me of the short story They're Made of Meat by Terry Bisson. Have you had the pleasure of reading that?

[@asArsenic]

I did not expect to see furry smut...

[@sethrice9939]

lol our canoe came in the back

[@MrAndrewCole]

it's braille (saying your f#cked )

[@SeaScoutDan]

Future you will thank past you for Anti-sieze

[@starwolf621]

Nickel anti-sieze is your friend...

[@RNMSC]

No, Nickel Anti-sieze was the friend of the millwright aprentice who installed the bolts, jamb nut, and washer on that setup. So much of a friend he didn't part with any of it. That's why they pulled the threads out with the one bolt. 😞

[@ericnixon3616]

Yeah, hang tight while I dial 911

[@nodrogdivad]

So... basically this a bolt replacement operation I guess.... that's what's this has devolved to...

[@cal28kim]

I love the delta P 🦀!!

[@mikeschulte4271]

When it’s got u ITS GOT U 😵🦀

[@Mr.1.i]

I think those bolts could do with a bit of penetrative spray

[@thatkyledude1093]

2:17 What a very AvE thing to say

[@SamSitar]

uneven spacing can cause stress.

[@uploadJ]

I'm feeling the tension now ... Heh.

[@onmyworkbench7000]

I expected you to find Jimmy Hoffa !

[@alch3myau]

6:51. is the content

[@randacnam7321]

Never. Say. The. Bolt. Will. Not. Break. *Never.* *NEVER.*

[@speedman69420]

You didn't wear a oxygen supply? tempting fate arent we?

[@Physicsduck]

Why would I need an oxygen supply? There's a 20 foot window right next to me, lol.

[@speedman69420]

@@Physicsducksorry didn't see it. I just remembered a video about a few sailors who died entering a anchor locker and died of a lack of oxygen. So I panicked and commented. sorry!

[@speedman69420]

​@@Physicsduck Sorry, I just saw a video about some sailors who died because they entered a chain locker in a ship which had a lack of oxygen. I saw this, panicked, commented and then realised the existence of that big window. Btw I love the video and I am on the spectrum, and saw the atmosfär channel and I love it. Can you make a video with steam engines for that or maybe a other mechanism? I love big mechanisms. Seeing big mechanisms work smoothly really tingles my autism and adhd.

[@justthink3375]

Has any of you guys ever heard of penetrating oil?

[@Buddyman1225]

Slip and trip hazard reduction maybe ?

[@Витжет]

YES

[@TG626]

I know they're all rusty AF, but you loosen yhe jamb nut first...

[@TheMattC9999]

Delta P= don't be diver one.....

[@bartbarnett2811]

It's a handle

[@maxhearld1035]

😂

[@evanwiechert3168]

Happy

[@donparker8246]

I lost it with the canoe prank. The nice thing about bolts, they can't be tight if they're liquid. 🧯😂😂😂