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[@zachbrenner9959]

This man casually flashes furry inflation art across my screen when talking about the very serious topic of delta p. I really hope it's not a self insert

[@Physicsduck]

Don't be throwing rocks at me from your glass closet, you identified the artwork. ;) That's literally the first image in the second row that comes up on a Google image search for Delta P.

[@KevanTess]

While trying to confirm if this was true which it was, I typo delta p as detla 1 then delta q. Which both of those keys were on the complete wrong side of the keyboard.

[@ogonbio8145]

I skipped ahead and missed it, then read your comment… now I have to go back

[@abundantharmony]

@@Physicsduck Glass closet. Ha. If you ain't got wit, you ain't got shit.

[@jasonmurawski5877]

I had to do a double take and go back to make sure my eyes hadn't decived me

[@bradwilmot5066]

"This is braille, and it says You're Fucked!"... And, that was fuckin' funny! (For those who don't know, I'm mostly blind and use braille all the time)

[@harleysheldon8614]

That shit had me LAUGHING

[@dopplerfox]

3:37 was NOT expecting to see that image here! 🤣

[@SeanBZA]

Carriage bolts because those were the only ones that fitted, and of course nobody ever put a nice coat of grease on the threads ever. Time to break out the sparkly wrench and get those studs nice nad red hot first, then allow to cool a little before giving them a bath in automatic transmission fluid, then take another nut and weld to the stud, and try to undo them. That has a good chance of getting half of them out, the rest will fight you all the way. New bolts, nicely greased, and a nice grease coat on the lip and the side of the panel, will mean the next guy will get it open. BTW, that 1/4 NPT nipple is there to allow you to see if the level under the portal is low enough to open, without flooding the turbine room.

[@mrobviuos74]

That crab had the same fate as the Ripley crossbreed alien when it got sucked out the portal window into Space.😢

[@manonthebrain]

Delta P video was recommended to me over the years. It's great party conversation 0.0

[@camtheman559]

Once it's got you......

[@TantalumPolytope]

@@camtheman559It's got you

[@eppicshotgun1281]

3:37 made me do a fuckin double take lmfaoooo

[@Tactical2Wheels]

Are we just gonna gloss over that Delta P illustration at 3:38?

[@anthrosaurian]

Oh gosh, the chuckle after the realization of not knowing how deep the water is... XD

[@jamesluck2969]

2:09 your insert there is relieve preasure negative or positive before opening, thanks to the natural or the pit. We had quite a few pit caps that contained one at the water treatment plant. Anything bolted in with a open line can bring or remove air.

[@ThePiGuy24]

3:37 welp, wasnt expecting to see furry inflation stuff in a video about a hydro plant ;p

[@breannaschlaht6501]

This seriously had me ROTFLMAO!!! 🤣🤣 I just recently came across your channel and I've been loving your videos. My dad is an engineer at John Day Dam so I'm kind of partial to your content. Thanks for the laughs!! 😄❤

[@Physicsduck]

awwwwwwwwww thank you! and say hi to your dad for me! :)

[@Physicsduck]

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[@georgem4713]

I had a good laugh with the canoe prank. Nice one. Also enjoyed the video series.

[@uploadJ]

Chris is **fast** on his feet to have pulled that one!!

[@davidbudka1298]

That poor biologist. So, you came up the tail race, through the draft tube, then the turbine runner, and then the wicket gates. You funny man! 😂 I enjoy your videos.

[@seamusjohnson2621]

2:17 LOL! Good job captain! You pranked him good at 7:56!!!

[@therealtpain90]

"don't put any penetrant on it, just wack it with the crescent wrench so you can mushroom the fucking threads over" 😂😂😂

[@T.ring91]

😂 that was great. That guy didn't know what to think.

[@sw8741]

I enjoyed the banter, I really did. Totally reminded me of trying to figure things out with a bunch of buddies and knowing not 1 thing is gonna go right. It always starts out with "WTF? Who did this? What the hell were they thinking? Awww shit.......you broke it? Ok...ok...start plan B" And you finally get it done after plan z.

[@steviebboy69]

I remember the video with the Crab and something like once its got ya, it's got ya. That Crab surely got sucked in heheh.

[@MichaelRBaron]

Well, squares are harder to round off than hexes, and the thinking was probably to put a regular wrench on the square part of the carriage bolt after loosening the jam nut.

[@vincentrusso4332]

Chemical Saftey Board Videos are professionally animated and stellar as far as accident breakdowns go..definitely Seconds From Disaster quality..

[@hootowl2112]

Commentary here is exactly how I feel about underwater machinery in general!

[@bentheguru4986]

Loved the crab story. Potty-mouth hit the spot nicely.

[@williamsmith286]

Power plants have always had a special place for me, as I was a control room operator at a 800 mw lignite plant in texas. love your content!

[@penguins9645]

2:03 Between your incredible enthusiasm & knowledge, I feel like I'm watching some amazing educational show, until that reminds me that these videos are very real LOL

[@yung-megafone]

Modern Marvels *uncensored* knowledge

[@vapferdy1485]

watching 2 dudes open a rusted lid simply made my day😂😂😂👍

[@L0wSkiller]

"it's not gonna break, it's gonna be ok. It's not gonna break, it's gonna be ok. Its not gonna break, its gonna be ok. Oh ya broke it" 😂 daggum it man, I'm a utility spray-paint monkey, and your videos really make me consider changing profession 😂

[@myotherbrotherdarrel4495]

Those hatch bolts is me every time i do exhaust manifold bolts

[@imchris5000]

I bet that pipe plug in the hatch is a vent for any trapped air in the chamber when it goes from being blocked with stop logs to back flowing it could have air trapped in the back of the chamber limiting the flow

[@josephsager9425]

When I see that many bolts on a hatch, I think "enclosed space." Meaning possible low oxygen environment, DANGER. Glad that wasn't the case here.

[@Carstuff111]

I love the fact I am learning something new watching this channel, AND I get to laugh my ass off too!

[@KILLASAURUSFLEX]

"this is brail and it says 'you're fucked'" fuckin lul

[@superdogmeatmeat]

6:38 I can feel the hearing loss through the screen.

[@SupremeRuleroftheWorld]

WHAT?

[@Nov1cegg]

​@@SupremeRuleroftheWorld hahahahahahahaha

[@tedrex8959]

As a caver I had a friend who would have agreed with you about Delta P......

[@boristheengineer5160]

Regarding "The Crab" I couldn't understand why there was such a pressure differential between outside the pipe and inside the pipe while it was being cut.

[@sethrice9939]

lol our canoe came in the back

[@trulyinfamous]

Just by how much this guy swears I know he's plenty experienced.

[@donparker8246]

I lost it with the canoe prank. The nice thing about bolts, they can't be tight if they're liquid. 🧯😂😂😂

[@kylehenline3245]

"But the turtles will be happy lmoa"

[@MT-GER]

5:22 i love your humor throughout the whole video! Keep it up!

[@Physicsduck]

Thank you! :) I'm sincerely glad you appreciate it and are enjoying the videos! Thanks for watching!

[@yung-megafone]

2:01 when I'm working on my car and the bolt goes righty loosey You have earned a sub my friend 🤣🤣🤣

[@yung-megafone]

Only 4 minutes in and I'm crying 😂😂😂😭

[@yung-megafone]

Nahhhh 4:49 is when I'm really working on my car 😭

[@yung-megafone]

I wish I could work with these guys

[@joshf-o6696]

Nice work. Huge grinding job that needs to be done. Carry on

[@tigermki]

Taking the fucked bolts off was the best part

[@LobotiLP]

yo that shit reminds me of my daily work at ship locks and weirs ^^

[@KeritechElectronics]

Damnit, c'mon, just take an angle grinder... LOL, loved the humor in this one!

[@pentatron3127]

03:37 Nice Furrypic XD

[@gantmj]

PB Blaster is your friend. Well, it should be your friend. Make friends.

[@dennisk5818]

I would have used some PB Blaster on these, let it penetrate for a while, then, try turning them off. These were not grade 8 hardened bolts.

[@asArsenic]

I did not expect to see furry smut...

[@spaxxor]

bro you're working in the world's largest blender.

[@kainhall]

6:36 god.... that reminds me of banging out the "barrel" between two tractor tires.... . tires are full of calcium chloride.... so EVERYTHING is just a pile of rust

[@MrAndrewCole]

it's braille (saying your f#cked )

[@cuda7133]

Someone had an idea to make them safe to step on. Ours has countersunk screws in them.

[@SeaScoutDan]

Future you will thank past you for Anti-sieze

[@starwolf621]

Nickel anti-sieze is your friend...

[@RNMSC]

No, Nickel Anti-sieze was the friend of the millwright aprentice who installed the bolts, jamb nut, and washer on that setup. So much of a friend he didn't part with any of it. That's why they pulled the threads out with the one bolt. 😞

[@nodrogdivad]

So... basically this a bolt replacement operation I guess.... that's what's this has devolved to...

[@onmyworkbench7000]

I expected you to find Jimmy Hoffa !

[@mtmind6560]

5:23 why no lubricant?

[@ericnixon3616]

Yeah, hang tight while I dial 911

[@speedman69420]

You didn't wear a oxygen supply? tempting fate arent we?

[@Physicsduck]

Why would I need an oxygen supply? There's a 20 foot window right next to me, lol.

[@speedman69420]

@@Physicsducksorry didn't see it. I just remembered a video about a few sailors who died entering a anchor locker and died of a lack of oxygen. So I panicked and commented. sorry!

[@speedman69420]

​@@Physicsduck Sorry, I just saw a video about some sailors who died because they entered a chain locker in a ship which had a lack of oxygen. I saw this, panicked, commented and then realised the existence of that big window. Btw I love the video and I am on the spectrum, and saw the atmosfär channel and I love it. Can you make a video with steam engines for that or maybe a other mechanism? I love big mechanisms.

[@SamSitar]

uneven spacing can cause stress.

[@uploadJ]

I'm feeling the tension now ... Heh.

[@Buddyman1225]

Slip and trip hazard reduction maybe ?

[@cal28kim]

I love the delta P 🦀!!

[@mikeschulte4271]

When it’s got u ITS GOT U 😵🦀

[@bartbarnett2811]

It's a handle

[@alch3myau]

6:51. is the content

[@thatkyledude1093]

2:17 What a very AvE thing to say

[@Витжет]

YES

[@TheMattC9999]

Delta P= don't be diver one.....

[@maxhearld1035]

😂

[@randacnam7321]

Never. Say. The. Bolt. Will. Not. Break. *Never.* *NEVER.*