That day when the cops seize your Lamborghini and Harley-Davidson | Auto Expert John Cadogan

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[@stephenkirton9921]

Given that guys fatness he obviously only collected Nike's he never used them. I'm used to seeing them all "tatted up" and on the "roids".

[@Inarms_media]

John, your dry delivery, and almost smug expression is comedic gold mate, I almost spewed I was laughing so much watching this.

[@sjbechet1111]

Lamborghini and Harley-Davidson - perhaps the 2 greatest identifiers of those trying to fill a bucket with a hole in it.

[@craigo7235]

or with a groin deficiency

[@NeilBarratt]

Range Rovers.

[@bm7760]

Joyless BS comment. Looking down your nose at how others spend their money.

[@xpusostomos]

Lambo: 40% chance dumb gangsta, 40% chance dumb lotto winner, 20% chance someone who can actually afford it legit.

[@user-um5wg6bw5x]

Audi owner got a raise, yay, tailgate faster.

[@craigo7235]

Thanks for wearing a different T shirt in the ads, so I can fast forward easier!

[@MrButtonpresser]

I always figured that was by design.

[@geoffhaylock6848]

red in the cap was my sign 😁

[@KenanTurkiye]

He's a people pleaser. :)

[@iancurtis1152]

@@KenanTurkiyeDuuuuude😁

[@zedlicious]

😂

[@phoneticau]

honest people cant get a break, but dishonest people can

[@arokh72]

What do you expect for a country run by dishonest people.

[@Absaalookemensch]

That's Social Progress, protecting their criminal voter base.

[@matthewgodwin3050]

Oh, I don't know. Old M-Bargo has double inflation to deal with, and it looks very expensive to me.

[@aaron4387]

100%

[@aaron4387]

100%

[@Vo0Do0972]

You would be amazed at the amount of ppl that are living the high life on proceeds of crime and on unemployment benefits.

[@trn8061]

And have politicians in their pockets...

[@Vo0Do0972]

@@trn8061 💯

[@stephenkirton9921]

They aren't that smart and are arrogant to boot, if you keep your head down and don't draw attention to yourself you have less chance of being caught. By claiming dole payments you can almost guarantee that you lose all your stuff. If you say you're a professional gambler you have a better chance of getting away with it.

[@stephenkirton9921]

Remember the "Rooster" from the underbelly show no tax file number never claimed the dole no Medicare number. Very hard to find!

[@randomidiot8142]

Amazed, appalled, not surprised. Governments all over the world buy all the votes they can however they can so they can stay in power.

[@philscott7949]

Double H should press charges against the person who punched her in the mouth. That swelling looks nasty.

[@AutoExpertJC]

Some one take the number of that swarm of bees...

[@timoleary8751]

A babboons tushie!

[@phillipruus1812]

Plastic enhanced gargoyle

[@FreeAsABirdSydneyAustralia]

They really aren’t pretty when they do that 💩 to their faces.

[@scottie55]

​@@AutoExpertJCThey suck the fat out of their arse and inject it into their lips, that's why it looks like shit.

[@gadgetman_nz4092]

Australia truly is the lucky country. Truly lucky to have such amazing neighbours to your south east.

[@Antechynus]

Yeah so great that 30% of your population lives here to the west... how's about you all go home?

[@danielwitham1791]

Yeah we love southern Chile. Didn't know it was common knowledge...

[@gadgetman_nz4092]

@@danielwitham1791 But as you already know, you are far nearer to paradise than that. 😉

[@DanWallis86]

She got the scale mixed up. We’re all at 32psi, she is running 32 Bar.

[@Inisfad]

There are far too many stellar moments in this to single one out. Brilliantly funny!!

[@josephhalwagy6435]

John, thank you most sincerely for an entertaining clip. It was a non-stop well-earned laughter.

[@wilson2455]

besides the dole, what are the odds that 'Em Bargo' and 'Double H' are getting $$$$ from the NDIS whilst other poor bastards are eating cold baked beans whilst waiting for their once/fortnight shower ???

[@tobybrown1179]

And every other government supported free for all… leaches

[@YouShouldThink4Yourself]

Who says crime doesn't pay? The only other "easy money" that I can think of being a politician.

[@xpusostomos]

I'm sure the commissioner himself would get out there with the vacuum to make sure his Lambo is properly detailed before returning it, just to ensure that such an upstanding citizen had his rights fully respected 😅

[@AutoExpertJC]

Yes, quite. And the minister.

[@bordersw1239]

There’s a guy running a ‘Turkish’ barbers in my town U.K. Never seen one person in there, driving a £200k Mercedes - end part of reg plate reads BAD. Not cutting hair seems to pay well 😉

[@TonyRule]

It's how all the good launderers do it. That, and crappy 'clothing lines'.

[@KenanTurkiye]

There's a few other BAD ones here in Turkiye that I wish would leave to somewhere else (whereever) and never come back.

[@KenanTurkiye]

There should be an island where everyone sends their BAD to, ohh ! hold on ! that's not a new idea now is it. :/

[@bordersw1239]

@@KenanTurkiye . I have a strong feeling he isn’t actually Turkish.

[@KenanTurkiye]

@@bordersw1239 Maybe maybe not, however, like all societies we certainly have BAD ones too. I believe whats going on in the western countries is that, due to migration of low educated people from underdeveloped countries like my country was in the previous decades,, some of these migrants found it difficult to assimilate into the societies they went to, and the following generations, while not receiving the proper cultural/moral formation they came from, and not been able to be part of the culture they are in and/or accepted due to xenophobia (justifiable or not), they became individuals who are 'outcasts and criminally inclined' and destructive to themselves and the societies they live in. In a way 'rebelling' to the 'hardships' they are in, and this for some proving to be machiavalian, where anything and everything is legit for them to ''make it'' and prove themselves to themselves, perhaps. The same occurs in all countries even witihn it self, where there is internal migration from rural to metropolitan, a bit differently but nevertheless again a 'culturally lacking' way of survival intertwined with been crooked and criminal. Yeah, no society/counrty deserves people like that, not my country Turkiye, nor any other.

[@Brad1961]

Double H is a horror.

[@davegoldspink5354]

Definitely.

[@jackfromthe60s]

Terrifying.

[@S3XY-00]

And that’s with make up on 😮

[@bluddyrowdy8757]

Pneumatic Do not Pump it. Liable to explode...

[@Thanatos2996]

I’m not convinced she’s actually a living human, she’s definitely at least 75% plastic by volume.

[@Optimiser113]

I wonder what percentage of Lambo's are owned by crims? Must be quite high I think.

[@hissingsidll750]

Seems you have the same 'USUAL SUSPECTS' as we have in the UK....who would have thunk it

[@artmallory970]

In Britain, 5 in 6 of them are on welfare... Diversity strikes again...

[@robertollier3085]

M Bargo and Double M thank you for your support and understanding. These wonderful people have clearly been wronged

[@AutoExpertJC]

It would not surprise me to learn they are the real victims here. Not one bit. Certainly they're being singled out.

[@Foghorn_Lebhorn]

@@AutoExpertJC Waiting for Peter Dutton to weigh in and demand that they be deported

[@sonofagreatsouthernland]

@@AutoExpertJC I pray they didn't reproduce....birth defects related to botox abuse are a real thing 🤮

[@peeemm2032]

Not sure why the subtle casting of shade there, John? He's obviously just a very good money manager..... He probably started with a rusty old Commodore, and through a number of judicious trades, along with careful shopping (making use of the specials on offer at the local supermarket etc) and saving, has worked his way to the Lambo.... This whole uplifting and inspirational story just goes to show that if you're careful, it's entirely possible to have a comfortable life on Centrelink benefits, and maybe even afford the odd little luxury? I don't know what people are complaining about....

[@stephenmoutafis5587]

Ah the benefits for hard work🎉

[@paulsz6194]

Don’t forget doing Uber eats deliveries in the evenings…😂

[@peeemm2032]

@@paulsz6194 probably why he needed the Lambo - time is money, right?

[@michaelhart5886]

Rarely are these people named John Smith

[@ianfrost1419]

Ali Allah Bin Mohammed 🙏 El Leborghini🚘 Harley Fatima Boy 🏍

[@robertjohnston3658]

No; correct more like “ Mustafa Ibrahimy “

[@meuknowwho7041]

And of course white european Australians have never been bikies or criminals, right? Or it’s RARE?

[@JohnSmith-pl2bk]

I resemble that remark

[@1ihws]

@@JohnSmith-pl2bki was going to say, i dunno about that, I’ve known a few “john smith’s” in my day - and only one of them was using his actual “given”, as in “birth” name. It was his missus who didn’t use her own name - lovely woman, as long as you didn’t mind all the convoluted histrionics and actually wanted a four hour long “chat” on the phone when you only rang to see how an elderly friend was…

[@lunsmann]

Our courts are so soft on hard crime. The drug makers and kingpins get off on technicalities and softcock sentences on the rare occasion they are hauled before the courts. When what we need is to do what our nearby Asian neighbours are doing about the same problem.

[@iffracem]

That's not a "hottie", definitely not "glamorous". Unless they're the current pseudonym for silicon/botox/collagen? I really feel sorry for whatever insect stung her on the lips and induced that ridiculous swelling. I do hope whatever it was had kept up to date with their preventative shots.

[@Trevor_Austin]

Are there any limits to cultural enrichment?

[@artmallory970]

'Diversity is our strength', so we're told...

[@sonofagreatsouthernland]

We have plenty scumbags already in this place let alone bringing more in.

[@kevinquinn7645]

From now on everything should be valued in multiples of fortnightly Centrelink payments.

[@AutoExpertJC]

I agree.

[@arthurtreibs4174]

[@marklock1238]

Diversity is our strength!

[@johnfranke9655]

I think you were a bit hard on that poor man, he is only on Centrelink because he can't read or write english well enough to get a job, he is like a lot of his friends and family, dumped here to fend for themselves by an uncaring gimmegrant system

[@WSKRBSCT]

While I agree with the sentiment, your grammar and punctuation leave much to be desired when being critical of another's mastery of English.

[@seriouscat2231]

@@WSKRBSCT, that was not the point he was making.

[@PartTimeLaowai]

So true! And let's not forget the bad back that poor habib suffers from since being rear-ended by one of his cousins.

[@artmallory970]

​@@WSKRBSCTGimmigrant was intentional, gimme + immigrant - Gimmigrant. Reinforcing Stereotypes... SMH

[@twatmunro]

Count yourself lucky you're not in the UK. He'd never have even got a visit from the UK law.

[@mockbattles]

Better call Saul!

[@coweatsman]

One does not drive a lambo to get from A to B. One drives a lambo simply to be seen driving a lambo.

[@coweatsman]

While it may feel satisfying to hold a lambo driver in less than rapturous fan boy adoration this would still amount to paying attention to a perpetually attention hungry narcissist. Best to view a lambo and its driver as if invisible and not be affected. Let him be the one to admire his mirror reflection.

[@paulsz6194]

@@coweatsmanthat’s what they do first thing in the morning!

[@xpusostomos]

Thinking Centrelink doesn't share data the car registration office is a crazy mistake.

[@maifantasia3650]

Yet, when the receiver of benefits travels overseas, the recipient's mailbox immediately fills with "please explain" notices. It would appear that the dole office and immigration computers do play well together.

[@xpusostomos]

​@@maifantasia3650I got please explain notes from my state government land tax office listing my assessable income for the last 10 years and the names of everyone who'd lived at my address for the last 10 years. They all share everything.

[@2ndchookie919]

You would have thought they'd have learnt from _'robo-debt'_

[@daveamies5031]

different governments, car rego is state governments where Centrelink and immigration are federal government, getting the states to agree to anything that the feds want to do is like finding a a golden hens tooth.

[@zorbakaput8537]

@@daveamies5031 Just like Murica!

[@jutto64]

The Huracans have a one stroke external combustion engine. One stroke on the matchbox and she fires right up!

[@robertjohnston3658]

No , that’s for the “ cones” these A-holes distribute!

[@Gscalenut]

Guildford and Merrylands are two suburbs where the homes and the cars driven seem to exceed the income of some of the occupants. Possibly those occupants work two jobs and no doubt pay their taxes.

[@paulsz6194]

Makes you wonder why haven’t any German car dealerships opened up there?

[@user-xq6me6pd7q]

John that is one of your absolute best. . I love it.

[@taxus750]

This is "Housos" with a kilogramme of Columbia's finest marching powder in the boot. Makes yer feel proud to be Strayn.

[@artmallory970]

These 'people' aren't Australian...

[@user-qy8xl6wo2u]

Krap! Working 7 days a week and 10 hours a day in my business I never had a Lambo or a Harley...if I'd only known the secret...sign up for the dole!

[@paulsz6194]

Perhaps he’s an influencer ? 😂

[@patrickpalmarella3119]

He will sharpen up after he gets over it and come back smarter, wiser and more connections

[@nicko6710]

Careful they will do a friendlyjordies on your house.

[@dorstefan]

You can't have a high trust society with so much diversity around you.

[@runforestrunfpv4354]

Having diversity nearby means the world's conflicts are localised too.

[@gs3-o4f]

yes different culture, different values

[@runforestrunfpv4354]

@gs3-o4f in theory those differences in values should fill in the gapz but in reality its survival of the most successful set of values.

[@JayGuitars1]

M’bargo started his career with just one suitcase Full of hash….

[@craigo7235]

You are brave, you know what happened to Jordies after he slagged the low lifes!

[@paulsz6194]

And his side kick Kristo went to the same police for help, that he was making fun of and accusing of mistreatment not long ago or have I misunderstood it? 🤔

[@scaredyet]

Lebos

[@jackfromthe60s]

Our greatest mistake.

[@JackOfski]

She's got bigger air bags than that Lambo..

[@paulsz6194]

Once she gets old, she’ll get dumped for a younger , sexier version. Just like guys with cars. How many 40 year old Lambo’s do you see driving around ? It’s always the newer ones .

[@wood2259]

10:15 has she been stung by a swarm of bees?

[@paulsz6194]

I’m sure she’ll be the prettiest 70 year old when she eventually makes it to the nursing home..

[@EvoraGT430]

Tyre-tests review of HH - fantastic! She's definitely a high-miler!

[@SmallWonda]

He-he - Love it - Marsupial break dancing! Course if you've never seen it, you won't appreciate the context!

[@AutoExpertJC]

Everyone in the developed world is familiar with our great shame over that one, duuuude.

[@stephenkirton9921]

​@@AutoExpertJCyes John I've seen 10yr olds on YT that would "break" better than "RayGunn".

[@bluddyrowdy8757]

@@stephenkirton9921 Spud-Gunn? oh oh the Shame here....

[@wotsthis4]

JC now joining the ranks of Grid Sparta & The Mob Reporter.

[@knightrider6473]

JC TANG

[@hopsta5628]

​@@knightrider6473Hahahahaha, well played. 😂😅

[@thedevilsworkshop7720]

I have never understood why drug dealers go on the dole and then flaunt their ill gotten gains. If you are going to deal drugs on the dole you need to play the part, live in a shoebox full of piss with a meth addiction, not drive a damn baby blue lambo with a blow up doll gf . smdh dude was obviously making bank he could have made himself at least look legitimate from a distance but I guess he just liked that outlaw life. His gf will not be anywhere near as pretty in prison.

[@paulsz6194]

They haven’t watched the Good Fella’s, or have they?

[@taxus750]

The image @ 2:29 reminds me of one of the best cop shows of all time, The Sweeney. In one episode, Regan (John Thaw) kicks a bedroom door in and tells its startled occupant: "Get yer trousers on son, you're nicked"

[@neilgorin1037]

And also, as Squeeze noted in their song referring to The Sweeney - "It's funny how their missus always looks the bleedin same"

[@taxus750]

@@neilgorin1037 Cool for Cats, one of my faves 👍

[@geoffmoroney9283]

Poor M Bargo is clearly a victim of profiling.

[@Ray-dv1md]

Looking at that gut, Centrelink food has not been agreeing with him.

[@ABC-us1ws]

The very unserious country......

[@petermach8635]

Meh ........ a Lambo is just a tractor in drag while Harley seem to be marketing themselves to the panty-blokes. Good to see the fella's spare tyre is the same size as the Harley's rear one tho'

[@StephenBrose-t8x]

John. I was told both him and her had very succesfull paper runs from the age of 13 to 16. That is where they acquired money to invest.

[@paulsz6194]

Don’t forget doing Uber eats deliveries in the evenings ! 😂

[@StefSki71]

JC, you are the King.

[@arthurtreibs4174]

Johnny, you are the king of comedy, bro. Do you write your own copy? I'm in awe.

[@LT390]

The as-you-prefer-to-call-them names are nothing short of brilliant and entertaining!

[@Pohleece222]

John your fleshing this incident out is informative and hilarious. Thanks for the morning chuckle. Sincerely, a retired blue marshmallow.

[@Michael.Chapman]

00:23 Did we miss the meth dealing?

[@lukebable]

Gotta wonder where the money goes when these items are auctioned off ? If it goes to Gov , does that not mean that the Gov. is benefitting from the proceeds of crime ?

[@YouShouldThink4Yourself]

They always do ... They made speeding a crime then installed speed cameras etc. bring in millions anualy.

[@briantasca402]

Pays for a replacement Bushmuster, so as to make it look like they aint really a piece of crap. Like the one I seen trashed by the Rushkies whilst in progress of illegally invading Kursk in Rushka....

[@nurgle11]

Call it ... recovering costs ;) (better than sending them to the crusher).

[@paulnewman9275]

60 EV's destroyed in huge fire at the Rivian factory......

[@andremare1127]

I fell on the ground laughing at the interesting islamist rappers on the doll and affording Lambo's in the land of Oz ! You should be charged entartainment tax. We have our fair share of these types here in Retardanistan (South Africa, fyi)

[@sonofagreatsouthernland]

They are a scourge.

[@MichaelandMaryH]

He’s probably just a plumber who did a few cashies.

[@gwaeron8630]

Wow 7 bots! Usually there is only 2-3. Going up in the world John!

[@Sparky_D]

Not sure about on this channel but it's cry how many Chinese bots there are considering KZbin is banned in China

[@RichWithTech]

My favourite of which was "Your videos are like a bright ray in the world of content. Thanks for your creative light illuminating our days!" Of course its possible someone might view John as a ray of sunshine, perhaps I'm just cynical

[@Sparky_D]

@@gwaeron8630 wow, I must have hit a nerve... My comment about the Chinese bots got deleted 🤣

[@Thermalions]

Looks like M Bargo's associates aren't the ones who own a string of gyms.

[@paddlesmcbean2366]

Clearly unemployment benefits are too high. Far higher than I earn or anyone that I know earns as a full time employee.

[@KenanTurkiye]

2:09 just shows how diabetes is rampant in all walks of society, no matter if you steering a Lambo with a Rolex on your wrist, or if you're on the dole. Hold on!

[@KenanTurkiye]

....8:30 taking notes, just incase one of my int flights reach Australia

[@EnthusiastAustralia]

Might get a bit chilly, don't forget to grab the flanno on the way out.

[@DaleShipsIt]

Leave it out John. M’bargo has probably lived at home most of his life. With the power of Austudy, Centrelink and compound interest, he can now afford nice things. He’s living the Australian Dream mate, and it’s un-Australian to say otherwise. Next on Punching Down John’s hit list: Aussie Battlers who spend 100k on their EH Holden. Read all about that EH in Street Machine magazine soon.

[@brittenmusic6923]

Woo hoo, another friendly fireside chat from JC. Fetch my beer and slippers and kindly do not disturb me over the next 20 minutes.

[@jamesaustralian9829]

Just look at the lips and hair of double H - you could use the hair as a handle to plunge your blocked floor drain.

[@johnkufeldt3564]

Thanks for the laugh John. Cheers from John in the Stampede City of Calgary.

[@peterbuckley3877]

Does double H stand for horror head perhaps?

[@Karthig1987]

So she was cheating on her husband? Lolz

[@waynemgtregear7228]

Sidknee...those things are the proceeds from drug dealing.

[@ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars]

No cash here - no cash.

[@stephenkirton9921]

"Here no cash" great movie

[@paulsz6194]

It’s all in Crypto..Borrows $50 every week off his mum for fuel, and invites his girlfriend home for dinner dates, cooked by his mum . Way to save money.

[@kozmaz87]

How can one receive 5 years of benefits?

[@artmallory970]

Some people have been on benifits for decades

[@kozmaz87]

@@artmallory970 any evidence?

[@artmallory970]

@@kozmaz87 I know people who are. Most of them FOTB, just like this pendejo...

[@MrMightyytau]

Thanks John for your morning entertainment 😂

[@IRK-pd7lc]

Oopsie daisy, the gov stole your money and bought the baddies a lambo.

[@OneIdeaTooMany]

Remember the car ONDDOLE from back in the early 2000's? That dude had a modified car and bike as well and was on benefits... This guy reminds me of that issue of hot 4's magazine. This is some wild shit though...

[@sabrekat7904]

If this person can make his dole/unemployment benefit provide this level of opulence then the government are missing out hugely. . Why has he not been given a senior government appointment as a special financial adviser, his input would solve any and all of the country’s financial problems instantly or . . . . Could it be that the government has suddenly realised his unique talents and taken him into protective custody prior to offering him a position he just cannot refuse.

[@rodh1404]

Your statement implies the government WANTS to put competant people in charge of their departments.

[@Gregsheppo66]

The Lamborghini that was torched at Olympic Park was a rental. Not his.

[@charliepyle1626]

Can we bring back capital punishment?

[@JohnSmith-pl2bk]

Capital punishment.... What.... taking money off people?? Govt won't like the competition mate....

[@TheMDHoover]

You too can enjoy the good life importing a container full of Double Happiness or Manchester. Just up your fire insurance.

[@TegrityMaster]

Don’t forget the authentic Benson And Hedges made in the UK , anyhow , have a Winfield , just a distant memory of the good old days when corruption was shunned upon in the public eye .

[@barrythomas6429]

No worries..he will get bail and flee the country.

[@chrisblood7395]

What do you get if you play that stuff backwards? A ruined phonograph needle...

[@mrj7325]

" the Jerry Can marathon...." Hahaaaaa

[@ridervfr2798]

V-rod ain't considered a HD here in the states, just saying.

[@maifantasia3650]

Not diverse enough?

[@TooOldToCare-kl3co]

@@maifantasia3650😂😂😂😂

[@ridervfr2798]

Well, the HD was never about rainbow flags, it is just that the knuckle draggers who ride that brand do not recognize some liquid cooled Porsche designed scooter as an HD. I own a pair of HD sunglasses, they are boss, that is my story.

[@bluddyrowdy8757]

@@ridervfr2798 Agreed Right up their with a Soft-tail Chunder !

[@JW-ls2kf]

@@ridervfr2798 the normal HD customers (lawyers, accountants and office workers who buy the image) dislike V-Rods because they`re different since they actually do more than just make noise, those evil things like reliability and performance are not what HDs heritage is built upon. the civilised world (outside `Murica) realise spending a huge stack of cash on a bike with 40hp just so you can gather in groups with other leather clad, overweight bearded middle aged men screams rainbow flags, not badass.

[@computerbob06]

I suppose a person could be unemployed but often go detecting in the bush for gold!?

[@paulsz6194]

Some of those Lambo’s are AWD , so anything’s possible

[@50pence59]

Talked about Double H‘s lip psi, but missed her defective air bags and depreciating chassis.

[@DJ99777]

Comedy gold.

[@AutoExpertJC]

Thank you.

[@anthonybugge5220]

Why are these type of guys always shirtless when they get arrested

[@cpuuk]

Maybe he just collected a lot of Groupons?

[@sophdog1678]

All legit here, nothing to see, move along.

[@velixzeen]

Thank goodness for the the NordVPN interlude. My cheeks were getting sore from laughing. How to you not crack up delivering these gems, sir?

[@theosphilusthistler712]

So... I gather there's something illegal about this in Straya.....

[@thruknobulaxii2020]

Not from s-ville myself, so haven’t a clue about those micro-scandals you mentioned. Odd though, it all sounds so very familiar… like a half-remembered shitty dream.

[@mwds5240]

Going straight down to Centrelink in the morning; do they have Lambos in other colors?

[@robertjohnston3658]

Unemployed and got these toys? Must have a very good “ herb” distribution network

[@IOSAGifts]

Auto Expert John Cadogan, Your content is so clean!

[@valkyriedd5849]

Well John, that was was an entertaining ramble. Tell me do umbrellas work with drop bears too?