avengers: infinity war | sorry, earth is closed today [humor]

so here is something that edited to cure my infinity war depression. i'm not sure if it helped me or if it made it worse either way hope you enjoy the video and see you next week!
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[@theconvict4843]

"your powers are inconsequential compared to mine" "yeah but the kids seen more movies"

[@insertnamehere9558]

lol

[@astexwolf4456]

It was actually a reference from the Avengers airport battle when spidy comes up with the idea to knock giant man off. If you guys haven't noticed 😜

[@marvelgaming5806]

it was like you cant defeat me i kniw but he can

[@Noelleiscute]

@@astexwolf4456 empire strikes back

[@wipsy2503]

"Theres An Ant-Man And A Spiderman?" the bug duo

[@izzzfizz8376]

and black widow, its a spider

[@tiggleberry]

don't forget black widow and the wasp!

[@ivoryinkwell7864]

Throw in Black Widow, the Wasp and Mantis and we got a real bug problem.

[@kevinlee6520]

I don’t wanna be that guy but... spiders aren’t insects

[@coollfrogg6088]

Ant man, spiderman, black widow, mantis and the wasp together they make the bug squad

[@Ajohn-ld6cn]

“I’m sorry earth is closed today” “It means get lost SqUiDwArD”

[@tinasdailydairies]

He reminds me of the alien from Lilo & Stitch

[@varric]

Squidward: He exhaust me 😠 The guy know Tony for just five minutes and he's already annoyed by him.

[@harshinisriramvugge]

​@@varric y4

[@svftmgc]

i hate how peter says “that didn’t really make sense” after “you can’t be a friendly neighbourhood spider-man if there’s no neighbourhood” because it actually makes perfect sense

[@rhunter42dragon]

I know, right?

[@olivagulabjan9]

I thought the same

[@gnaz1394]

OMG right!

[@childofwhonow1269]

It don't make sense

[@couldbahappychic1217]

Same

[@heathertdi2941]

"What master do you serve?" "wHaT mAsTer dO I sERvE? wHaT Am I sUPOSseD tO sAy? jESus?"

[@suckerman7gm]

"You're from Earth." "No, I'm not. I'm from Missouri." "Yeah, that's on Earth you dipshit! What you're hasslin' us for?"

[@CraftsmanQuad19]

Suckerman7 GM he was referring to the glitch in the video

[@rudiandika201]

He serves the glitches

[@PottoChip]

W-h--t m-Ahh--tr d-h ai-- su-arhv

[@pip6793]

Jesus? Isn't that the guy in the end credit scene of Black panther (#Wakandaforever ) , what was his name??? Bucky Barnes?😏

[@insertnamehere9558]

“You’re one sandwich away from FAT” me during quarantine

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

all of us..

[@majochu3964]

I am plenty of sandwiches past fat during quarantine

[@Outcast_VR]

@@majochu3964 same

[@Wildicon19]

No more sandwiches for me!😅🤣🙃

[@misswendyjane4992]

I ate that sandwich, put on bigger sweatpants and ate four more.

[@Ancano]

Tony Stark: Uses references all the time. Also Tony Stark: Complains about Spiderman using too many references.

[@meherguwalani954]

Lol fathers never want their sons to be the same.

[@meherguwalani954]

They want their sons to be the thing they imagined they were and want their sons to live up go that

[@call-of-thanos3364]

Stark’s references are better tho

[@Lalalandia66]

“I’M GrOoT” “I’m Steve Rogers”

[@pip6793]

Groot actually said "Let's Fuck these Fuckers up, Earthing"

[@katsa6052]

😂😂😂😂

[@oviya9687]

I love it-

[@sharoncooper7406]

"New hair cut" "Notice you've copied my beard"

[@marahalhijji9994]

I feel like that’s become a trend with the avengers…..bringing in “friends” that are weird, young, or objects and the rest of the avengers just.. accepting them fully

[@OvSpP]

Sad thing is… Earth really is closed for today 😢

[@myamyaw772]

Jade Nguyen *plans and animals celebration noises”

[@trololopez2437]

Still is

[@OvSpP]

Trololopez mfs are too greedy to not shut down and other mfs won’t wear a mask.

[@trololopez2437]

Jade Nguyen and people like me are.... okay with that

[@mariamborhani4683]

Sadly🙁

[@hannahmoisant6292]

“Sorry I can’t remember anybody’s names!” Peter is such an angel they are literally fighting Thanos and he is sweet enough to apologize for not remembering anyone’s names

[@sharonmahana4480]

"Yeah, but the kids seen more movies." I love how Tony Stark knows how Peter Parker's head works with movies... and how he is 98% of the time right with his fighting technique from movies. 😂

[@IDontWannaWurk]

"Dude your embarrassing me in front of the wizard..."

[@ellavalaskatzis9239]

"I'm sorry, Earth is closed today" is my favourite joke from the entire MCU

[@lalebilge2478]

i think one of the best ones is cap’s “yeah, yeah i know”

[@UncleMoony]

I love how Marvel had that joke on the screens 2 years ago, not knowing how relevant it would be 2 years later😂😂😂

[@lalebilge2478]

Pointless directioner they see the future

[@UncleMoony]

Lale Bilge you’re probably right!

[@SidlymationsD]

@@UncleMoony tbh, according to the MCU, the time of the infinity war is actually 2020. So... Maybe..

[@drsherlock_hg]

“It’ll kill you” “Only if I die..” “Yes... that’s what killing you means” Hahaha this got me good 😂🤣😂

[@ameliacorpuz9521]

2:02 It's actually "the field trip to MoMA"

[@kingdoofus2431]

i made this comment 1K likes

[@rainbowrose8802]

People die When They are killed! 😎✊

[@Realtypeshi]

Only if i die

[@TheRealYDA]

@@ameliacorpuz9521 I thought it was Oklahoma 💀

[@stumpythelog3835]

Draks: Exists Tony Stark: *I’m surrounded by idiots*

[@fangirl_43]

Drax*

[@lemonchain2518]

underrated

[@varric]

Gamora: Now you know how I feel all the time.

[@fastlove7027]

*Quill: Where is Gamora?* *Tony: Who is Gamora?* *Drax: Why is Gamora?*

[@sleepywalker87]

Next person: *What is Gamora?*

[@ProjectCarthage2004]

When is gamora?

[@mlbthegoodok2096]

How is Gamora

[@nksmashup]

Which is Gamora?

[@priscillajimenez27]

How much is Gamora?

[@ducky9202]

0:23 everyone says Tom Holland and Mark Ruffolo spoil the movies but Ned just spoiled the whole end of infinity war 😂

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

and no one noticed.. 😅

[@ducky9202]

maria ikr 😂

[@TheRobot13]

Only half of them

[@priscillajimenez27]

Right

[@user-N20]

Oh no lmaoo

[@jimmyoakmeister]

"And what did you imagine?" "The Olympics. Maybe a Starbucks..." I love the implication that Okoye has been to Starbucks and enjoyed it

[@gracekim1998]

I know right?🤣

[@SonyaTheSidePieceCrumbSnatcher]

Starbucks is the one thing Okoye does not consider "primative."

[@luthvrsangxl5252]

For the saddest movie ever created there are a lot of very funny scenes!!! XD

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

that's true, i've noticed that while editing as well!

[@CHEESEPUFF_7]

They counteract the impact of the sadness

[@tokiiiii]

Thats what makes an amazing movie!

[@crazymoon7796]

The saddest movie ever was Endgame

[@chargedbow902]

Someone hasn’t seen the green mile

[@joshm3915]

2:02 It's actually "the field trip to MoMA"

[@lindseywhitehead5260]

Katsuno Sekki . Yes, also it’s “your a stowaway” not “your still away”

[@palathaxx]

Lindsey and Bel It’s also “I’m being beamed up”, not out

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this kind of edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native language so i apologize

[@lindseywhitehead5260]

maria it’s no problem, great video!

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thanks :)

[@justlivingonhere928]

"Well hes never fought me" *yes he has....* "He has never fought me *twice* !"

[@TonyStark-ky2mt]

'Wong you're invited to my wedding' But that never happend 😢

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i want to believe that it happened off screen :)

[@Hidden_Sage]

@ela robinsin The no-aging was a function of 5 years not being THAT much age difference for a middle-aged guy, and the part being small enough it wasn't worth it for. Pretty sure the Russo's have confirmed Wong did not get snapped- exactly 50% of the people on Infinity War's poster/movie cover did, and Wong being snapped would throw off that math.

[@MurphyTJ]

Fun fact: his funeral was told being a wedding scene (to avoid spoilers).

[@pip6793]

They showed up to the "Wedding" and they were all like "WHERES ROBBERT!?" -Tom Holland Interview

[@Hyacinth_13]

Guys tony and pepper's wedding happened on the 5 year time jump. Go and search it up in google,(search 'tony and pepper's wedding') you'll get pictures of the wedding they made it as an extra stuff I guess.

[@strawberrylemonade8799]

Quill: * *threatens to kill Peter* * Tony: *angry dad moment activated* Tony: * *pulls an even bigger gun on Drax* *

[@khonsenwright4986]

Ya know what's funny? Notice the shape of the gun, looks like alien head And Pete called out alien pop culture stuff before so Tony's imagination influenced the look of that gun :3

[@slayer8630]

@@khonsenwright4986 didnt u hear that in a video

[@andrea-ht8xz]

*this has nothing to do with ur comment but nice pfp... doubletrouble* (WE'RE ON THE EDGE OF GREATNESS TURNING DARKNESS TO LIGHT, WE'RE RIGHT BESIDE YOUN READY TO FIIGHT,.. *WE'RE GONNA WIN IN THE END, WE MUST BE STRONG, AND WE MUST BE BRAVEE, WE GOTTA FIND EVRY BIT OF STRENGTH THAT WE HAVE AND NEVER... LET IT GOOOOOOOO, WE MUST BE STRONGGG* )

[@lilygarmodon2135]

Quill:Angry bro mode activated

[@JaimishaPatel2008]

Karen activate instant kill

[@jacquelineduarte]

Was kind of glitchy for anyone else at 5:47 to 6:02? Edit: omg I've never gotten this many likes on a comment before

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

weird i just noticed that and it wasn't like that before. i'm guessing youtube is having some issues right now or it's a rendering glitch. i'm sorry

[@catswit]

OML yes I thought my phone was broken

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

haha don't worry everything is fine with your phone :)

[@lourengaming5524]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor plot twist..her phone is actually broken..

[@salmatabana9601]

Ya I kept going back thinking it was my phone

[@hello-zn8fd]

Thor: Oh,by the way,this is my friend Tree. Groot: I AM GROOT! Cap: I am Steve Rogers 🙋‍♂️

[@hello-zn8fd]

That was seriously funny!😝🤣🤣

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

yeah it was 😂😂

[@gnaz1394]

I just love how Steve isn't even fazed when seeing Groot and just casually says an introduction.

[@kaithebabywitch2627]

“PLEASE DONT PUT YOUR EGGS IN ME” 😂😂😂😂 I can’t imagine the amount of bloopers

[@leyra93]

"why was she up there all this time⁉️" gets me every damn time 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleighcrawford27]

Same

[@varric]

Okoye after Danvers destroyed that ship in Endgame: "Why was she up there all this time?"

[@LovelyLexiBear]

Honestly, Ironman’s quips are always my favorite. Lmao 🤣 “You throw another moon at me, and I’m gonna lose it.”

[@LovelyLexiBear]

Also, I feel like the could have done SOOOOO much more with Peter Dinklage. 😩

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

he says it as if it is something normal 😆

[@nuttmiIk]

cheri: “why didnt u just reprogram the sypnapsis to work collectively?” vision: **looking at bruce like he’s a dumbass**

[@Caulderone]

I love Shuri. 😇

[@ibzC]

“Why was she up there all this time “ lol 😝

[@xxowlxx1376]

"mAgiC" "mORe mAgiC" "mAgiC wITh A kIcK" "mAgiC wITh A-" My fav lines.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i love this one 😂

[@kbaylor123]

Oh yeah I love those too!

[@sugarcrystal9390]

I love how for like half the movie Bruce has no idea what’s happened

[@martol7169]

I mean that the point

[@ms.rqmanoff1706]

“We’re all gonna die!!!” Little did he know, not long after, he would actually be 50% correct.

[@cameron_0496]

Like mere hours later. Unsettling

[@Sharoney]

That's why I can't bring myself to watch "Infinity Wars" yet--especially since my fave Loki is brutally killed (for real) trying to save his brother.

[@thorn_princess]

wait u haven't watched it yet 😭its 2024 already cmon@@Sharoney

[@jaanfo3874]

4:05 = "No, you're a stowaway. The adults are talking." I'm enjoying this series. Thanks for uploading, need to go waste time watching these again.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you so much for taking the time to watch and comment this, constructive criticismis is always appreciated:D i do this kind of edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native language so i apologize for that

[@lauradeschenes8228]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor what's your native language?

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i'm greek so i grew up speaking greek but i also understand and speak cypriot greek. later in school in second grade i started to learn english. when i was 8 i moved to germany so i also speak german and some dutch. being able to understand, speak and write in five languages can be a bit complicated sometimes and that leads to some mistakes as you can see

[@lauradeschenes8228]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor wow, that's impressive! I'm only speak two language; english and french

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you! i always wanted to learn french, such a beautiful language ❤

[@mr.lownights973]

2:13 he also lost his eye, and his sister even though she was evil she is still his sister and you could see the slightest bit of sadness and regret when seeing his sister die

[@anantmalik]

We fight with our sister but she will always remain our dear sister in all lives ...

[@xentherandomsewerrat5521]

Tony: The Earth is closed today 2020: You called it!

[@jesslouise9756]

During the pandemic 'Sorry Earth is closed today'

[@kbaylor123]

Seriously!

[@maltipoolover9067]

“What master do you serve?” “What am I supposed to say ‘Jesus’”?

[@pip6793]

Depends. To me, Barnes is Jesus soooooo....

[@gracekim1998]

@@pip6793 😂

[@pip6793]

"Who just saved your magical Ass?! ME!" Is my ultimate fave line EVERRRE

[@straightaie]

6:38 "you big green asshole" this one got me wheezing

[@pip6793]

I love how when Quill says "Tall guy, not that good looking" Parker looks at him like "Are we talking about the same Thor...?"

[@RedCard94]

Why do I find it even funnier that the instrumental for *Timber* is playing with these?

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i'm happy to hear that. someone said that it destroyed the video

[@ddelimar]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor it's a great song and a great edit of scenes, but for me they don't work together. You know when in the movies the songs don't distract from the movie itself? Well, here I was constantly "bombarded" by that music so it kind of ruined it for me. Maybe it's the same for some others too... 🤷 At least it didn't completely cover the voices, other than maybe a word here or there. And it turned out a little more palatable when I switched to speakers instead of earphones. It was unbearable with earphones.

[@ashleyharrison]

Nice compilation, but I think Dr. Strange was suggesting that the deli might be able to make a "metaphysical ham and RYE" (not rice). This sandwich is much more likely to be found in a New York deli.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this edits by listening so i misheard it, thanks for pointing it out :D

[@yolo4915]

Also tony called Spider-Man a stowaway, not still away

[@TaGF_Tomcat]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor Also spidey didn't come from the future, he came from a field trip to MOMA the Museum of Modern Art.

[@JasperForge]

Also He says "I'm being beamed up" not out

[@tedrivera8051]

ham *on* rye

[@nina12185]

Must say Ned was right that they were all going to die (sort of)

[@cielshello4528]

Like it how tony says im surrounded by idiots and peter just looks at him

[@noonessoulmate]

"When you said we were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world this is not what I imagined." "Then what did you imagine?" "The Olympics. Or maybe even a Starbucks." Lmao 😂

[@__maroon__]

‘I’m sorry, Earth is closed today!’ Is one of my favorite line in this series. 😂

[@Kettie5]

“I’m sorry earth is closed today”- coronavirus

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

but tony stark said it first!

[@muzzeina4987]

It gave me goosebumps when Wanda came to save the lady said "why was she up there all this time" i mean she is so powerful that she was underused in the MCU!

[@varric]

She was underused because if she use her full power, the movies are going to be very short. Fortunately, now that the scale of power is increasing, she can use her full power.

[@johnmichaelgabrentina1245]

"I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% of you" will always be my favorite line in this movie.

[@sarveshraut5935]

I can relate this video to the corona outbreak 😭 "The earth is closed today"

[@movecount]

3:33 Even the cloak is like "yo wait what"

[@Aadrika-ts7jr]

"I am Groot" "I am Steve Rogers" Not gonna lie, I lost it, Lmao!! "If you throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it" That's - Lol I can't!!

[@kelly6114]

I love his angry tone 🤣

[@magsetienne6680]

I love how the cape reacted to Peter saying it was Tony’s fault

[@sameerakhanam9576]

"The earth is closed today" Corona virus enters the chat.

[@bom_was_here]

5:41 okoye was like we all are fighting and she was sitting eating popcorn

[@lostcherrylovers]

0:25 Drax roasting Quill is iconic

[@a_alxce]

‘Like footloose?’ ‘YeAh LiKe FoOtLoOsE.’ I lowkey feel like they were both like ‘yeah we can be best friends now’

[@danielcabrera8671]

“You’re not backup, you’re a stowaway” that line hilarious

[@itragoresovo105]

4:44 Thor: He has never fought me Rocket: He has Thor: He’s never fought me twice Me: He has

[@BellaIsFilming]

"WhY wAs ShE uP tHeRe AlL tHiS tImE?!"

[@batgirl.with.glasses5281]

“Sorry I can’t remember anyone’s names!” Very much me. I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to names and I hate it.

[@ashleycurzon6348]

Me too >.

[@arjunaraodevarapu4524]

4:58 Peter: please don't put your eggs in me!!.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@amara4902]

0:44 Vision: *gets stabbed* Wanda: bring the rice That’s hilarious 😂😂

[@patchworkfellow]

*Tony:* _I am surrounded by idiots_ *Scar:* _Same, dude, same_

[@chgaming5059]

I thought my phone was breaking omg 5:47

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

haha don't worry it's just a rendering glitch that i couldn't fix 😂

[@gabrielolegario1408]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor I'm also worried you can't reupload this

[@gabrielolegario1408]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor can you reupload this?

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i don't have the file anymore and it's been over a year so even if i had it, it wouldn't make much sense to re-upload it 😅

[@gabrielolegario1408]

@@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor oh ok

[@Riuka6]

Every time I realize that I absolutely adore every interaction between Strange and Stark.. it hits me that we will never get another one.. ever... Why can't I just enjoy these compilations in peace TvT...

[@venlajunnikkala2938]

When earth actually is closed two years later

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

they used antman's time machine to see the future..

[@yolandalarissa4607]

4:34 I'M WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sam-xd8fy]

when tony said "what did you just say?" I got PTSD.

[@ibzC]

“Yes... that’s what killing you means “🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mallorybingham3522]

Why does it say that peter says he came from the future when he actually says “a field trip”

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i do this edits by listening and sometimes mistakes occur. other than that english is not my native language, i apologize

[@cryingattheclub5150]

maria honestly it’s amazing that you make these amazing videos and manage to get the lyrics (I don’t know what to call them) right 99% of the time especially when English isn’t your native language.

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

thank you so much for your comment, it made me smile! people like you and comments like yours are the reason i keep doing this

[@mybrainisallmeme7848]

when he said jesus it glitched

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

i know i saw it too. it didn't used to be like that. i believe youtube is having some issues at the moment

[@notimportant1637]

The rebelious teenager groot probably made all parents with teenagers laugh. I know it did for my mom lol

[@karmajojosiwasversion]

"Protecting your reality" * Misses the entirety of Wandavision*

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

LMAO 😂

[@oliverestigarribia684]

6:47 Looks like Peter has been watching too much anime

[@maddie28]

Magic! More magic! Magic with a kick! Magic with a- **Is choked by Thanos**

[@Selsmorning]

"It's kinda your fault I'm here..!*instant regrets* "What did you just say..!?" Kid me and my mother arguing.

[@sohanadeem4296]

"Yeah but the kid seen more movies" *tHiS iS bEsT JoKe eVeR*

[@Typical_Asian0]

2:26 THIS GOT ME XD “Wong your invited to my wedding”

[@Typical_Asian0]

Bruh that was a quick heart

[@pilgrim273]

1:50 RIP Chadwick Boseman 1977-2020

[@azaz4317]

Tony: who just save your magical ass? Tony: Me

[@greatvibes2041]

“I seriously don’t know how you fit your head into that helmet” 🤣

[@skugga4125]

Even cloak with peter and Stark was just like "woah you shouldn't have said that" 😂

[@chika15853]

6:10 Me and my friends speaking a language confidentally

[@eastalexandra]

When Spider-Man stops the alien dude he doesn’t say “from the future” he says “field trip! To... (I don’t know the place)”

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

a field trip to moma that's what he says. i misheard the line

[@eastalexandra]

maria oh yeah, I looked it up, you probably already know this but it’s the Museum of Modern Art

[@mamatasingh1255]

"The Earth is closed today", sounds relatable in 2020

[@MasonPerry7]

Okoye’s “why was she up there all this time?”

[@MariaTheMarvelVideoEditor]

gold

[@muhammadsaalih5109]

Tony and Peter argue and fight like father and son lol..🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😜😛🤣🤣😝😜😛🤣🤣

[@winwinzolution]

"i consider experience experience."

[@carmenmachaparro896]

How is that I realize now that Rocket says "Language" at 01:04? LOL

[@maryamsihorwala973]

"You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it" 😂😂😂

[@TwilightKing]

"I don't wanna hear it...and now I gotta hear it!"

[@rosatic222111888]

1:27 and Zemo & Sebastian Stan are the Yoko ono ☠️ i only now came up w this omg ☠️😭

[@williamolivie2177]

Earth is closed today... but you can come back tomorrow

[@Milt0nn]

4:39 *All names are made-up names*

[@minecraftbees8850]

3:43 peter: hello do I exist

[@faihahermawan7084]

"Avengers broke up" "Broke up? Like a band? Like the beattles?" 🤣😂🤣