avengers endgame but it's a meme

[@evanmemo]

"I thought you were a buildabear." "Maybe I am."

[@xxbellaxx751]

But yet you can't call him a raccoon 😂😂

[@someguy2600]

That's actually a pretty sad line if you think about it, cause he was technically genetically torn apart and put back together by some mad scientist Build a Bear indeed

[@cchristianjeremy]

Rocket looked so defeated lmao

[@denkikaminari5556]

@Emilie Vester Stephensen Trash Panda

[@crivoncevonnce9404]

Ong I never related so much to two people in the span of seconds

[@neptunegrace3917]

“Is he asleep....?” “No, no, I’m pretty sure he’s DEAD.”

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

420th like lol

[@danielfroese7853]

Thousandth like

[@mnathss]

hes meditating

[@trumpatier]

And apparently people still hand out likes for just posting a quote from a video we all just watched lovely.

[@euphoriha]

@@trumpatier damn when was it that serious?

[@ryanhughes8007]

NoobMaster69’s mum: oh look there’s thunder outside. NoobMaster69: nervous sweating...

[@HagWorld]

THUNDA!! (Lightning McQueen)

[@amyostendorff9924]

fun fact: the russo brothers literally confirmed that noobmaster69 was wong

[@georgiastone3025]

@@amyostendorff9924 I swear they confirmed it was the apple store guy

[@raiden7154]

Thor sounds like a car engine when snoring

[@kingbred01]

NoobMaster69: WHO ARE YOOOOU!!!?

[@jishnumehta4355]

"Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys" *Parenting 101*

[@savanna1513]

lol underrated comment

[@marvelmaximoff4621]

That is so true lol

[@ashlynnxox9431]

Ah yes, I use that whenever my sister isn’t listening or she’s bothering me ☺️😊

[@adeonie]

I can’t-🤣🤣

[@queer_queen22]

*tony is the best dad ever* that face goes there go to sleep or i'll sell all your toys (something about cap's shield and sledding)

[@kp327]

he protecc he attacc but most importantly he gave antman his taco bacc

[@CosmoOrSth]

K P how in the world Does this not have a reply

[@mr.sadman2576]

🥰

[@ReallyTom]

K P I know that you probably stole this but that’s great dude 😄

[@limon-bn2vd]

And he brought Scott bacc

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

*Normal size man

[@minyt98]

nebula: thanos murdered my sister *awkward silence* natasha: *writes it down*

[@Jarysse]

Scott: that it?

[@charleseunson2629]

@@Jarysse I think he says not it

[@kjsc00l]

Mingyo Chu it was cut, she was writing down about Vormir. He said not it to something else

[@minyt98]

Kenny ik i watched the movie at least 10 times😂

[@zboy1152]

WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@cryingattheclub5150]

“He’s a baby” “It’s scott” “aS a Baby” “He’ll GRow” “Time Travel!” Has the same energy as “ why don’t we just find baby thanos and just... *strangeling motions* “ “First of aLl that’s horrible!” “It’s thanos??”

[@emrysdesmidt5510]

Y'know ➰↔️.

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

I mean Deadpool did it to baby Hitler, and he got cheered for it :)

[@inugami78]

@@Jerry_Freestyle technically Deadpool couldn’t do it. But Deadpool said Cable loves killing kids.

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

@@inugami78 Yeah that too, but they got cheered for it either way :3

[@Anything13265]

It also bas the same energy as Hey you, me? No not you him you, me is you you is me

[@mugiwaranonoodles5971]

I love how Peter says his secret identity to litteraly everyone

[@spacedementia1213]

such a Tom's thing to do XD

[@alexthegreat8001]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if, thanks to J.J. Jameson, everyone knows his secret identity, except no one really cares because none of the other heroes have a secret identity. Besides, with Sam/ Captain America (hey, wait a minute. Falcon is now captain america. He's called Sam. And he's an uncle?) and Bucky back in the game, he's going to have some support.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@alexthegreat8001 except no one knows who Captain Marvel is or who Black Panther is. They probably won't care enough to get to know who *Ant-Man* is.

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@alexthegreat8001 people in-universe don't, though. Hell, Agent Ross specifically mentioned that he kept Black Panther's identity a secret in exchange for T'Challa giving Zemo to the US Government (despite the fact that Wakanda doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US).

[@alexthegreat8001]

@@DoctorWhoKage yes, but Wakanda opened itself to the world, and I'm pretty sure that involved Black panther.

[@HUNTER-rb9lc]

"Let's find baby Thanos and just *strangle* " " that's horrible" "Its thanos.."

[@shank3r_]

I was gonna like but it's on 69 :)

[@anaguerrero6385]

CTT Gamin9 it’s Noobmaster69

[@phos9659]

@@anaguerrero6385 No, they didn't want it to be a straight number or they wanted it to be.... a specific number, they werent talking about noobmaster at all.

[@reyh2277]

@@codygoldenflame7996 no no no there will be no knifing each other

[@rekius328]

tbh i would have no problems strangling baby hitler so i have to agree with Rhodey here.

[@LucianoThePig]

Scott still hasn't been to space, which is a great injustice

[@jellybean05]

I mean, he’s been in another dimension for a bit so there

[@omarmostafa7575]

#justiceforscott

[@Traoaksi]

he prepared orange slices for clint and i think thats cool

[@shh11111]

Quantum realm is no less than space and only the antmen/women did it, sooo

[@primrose19]

Yes, but how did that work for Natasha ? -still not over it :')-

[@bakainu3559]

When you realize that half of the movie is a meme "Perfectly balanced as things should be"

[@amiteshreddyakiti7773]

Underrated 😂😂

[@user-iy7cc3zx7s]

Pin this comment pls

[@senorduck384]

@@user-iy7cc3zx7s Half of the movie? Avengers Endgame: The 20 min sequel.

[@markynoh9323]

@@senorduck384 wdym 8 mins are definitely the half of 3 hours

[@TOONYBOY]

@@markynoh9323 Easy mistake to make

[@RealestShaggyRogers]

This is like the biggest awkward family reunion in cinematic history and nobody is actually related

[@pleasehold42]

Made me wheeze 🤣🤣

[@iamconfusion.2450]

Exactly 😂Peter Parker’s the youngest kid, Tony and Strange are the sarcastic dads, Nat is the cool aunt, Captain America is the serious grandpa, Captain Marvel is a protective mom, Hulk and Antman are the awkward uncles, Nebula is the sassy older cousin, Thor is that distant uncle who keeps drinking all the beer, Rhodey is the fun uncle, Rocket is the pet 😂🤣

[@rudraprasadgangai9885]

I am your 1000th like 😂

[@Animallover24678]

true its amazing

[@slickgamer_]

Marvel: we need a way to connect to kids Also marvel: *N O O B M A S T E R 6 9*

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

I'm pretty sure it was a partnership

[@tornadomash00]

*F O R T N I TE*

[@CreativeFox750]

Darkness GamesTM DSG My friend has 69 at the end of his Xbox Gamertag

[@TheSuspense-zi2dc]

I honestly thought it was some Joe created by the internet I didn't think it was in the actual movie itself

[@babytricep437]

Boomer Playz Bruce literally dabs in the movie

[@pian816]

“Careful on reentry, there’s an idiot in the landing zone” is one of the most underrated Nebula quotes

[@afa4766]

😂😂😂

[@MrSexything3000]

But but theirs also a bench in the “landing zone”

[@timsmith618]

I also love Rhodey's nonchalant followup, "What's up, Regular-size Man?"

[@pian816]

@@timsmith618 Bruce: _calmly hands Scott another taco_

[@thereaper9987]

I mean you shouldn't supposed to eat at the landing zone It is called "landing zone" for a reason

[@bigfatcarp93]

"He murdered my sister" _Nat writes that down_

[@parthjain7822]

😂😂😂

[@juulg9726]

I was reading the comments to see if anybody else noticed😂

[@jacery]

Noted

[@da_alexjeanes]

Noted

[@ru3_orak07]

Nat: " WRITE THAT DOWN,WRITE THAT DOWN!"

[@jaelynmerlia]

“why don’t we just find baby thanos and..you know..” **tries to be wanda**

[@briann649]

💀

[@grayrose6455]

**wheeze** the man clenches his fists so tightly you can HEAR it

[@RTBR_BTTL]

I AM WEEZING

[@RTBR_BTTL]

I GOT ON MY FLOOR GOD DAMNIT

[@chloeblumke6676]

no

[@HailG3]

Cap: "On my way down to coordinate search and rescue." Loki: *"oN mY wAy DoWn tO cOoRdiNatE SeArcH aNd rEsCuE"*

[@tonyth9240]

Yeah that is Loki. Loki just being himself. RIP

[@danielcastillo591]

Steve: I can do this all day Also Steve: *_I cAn dO ThiS ALl dAY_*

[@Hanna-rn6ev]

AND IN THE ELEVATOR THE LITTLE WAVE HE GAVE TO HULK LAHWHGSJEBDH

[@itslaurie6364]

This should be called the avengers bullying ant man for 8 minutes straight (except for hulk)

[@tnadevirig4888]

Also, Ant Man being a dick to Iron Man after he lost the stone due to an unforeseen mishap although Iron Man has a backup plan to get the tesseract.

[@Codenamelana]

@@tnadevirig4888 that's too long of a title . Make it longer

[@tnadevirig4888]

@@Codenamelana ? It's too long, but I should make it longer? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@Codenamelana]

@@tnadevirig4888 clearly you missed the joke.

[@tnadevirig4888]

@@Codenamelana ...You are absolutely right. XDXDXDXDXD

[@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131]

"Go to bed or I'll sell all your toys/iphone, and/or I'll delete all your Fortnite accounts, Vbucks and Tiktok accounts." 10/10 most genius and effective threat of the century.

[@aaliyahhunter7664]

More like go to bed or I sell your iPhone

[@ananditasaxena2909]

my mom told me the cops were going to come if I didn't go to sleep

[@avatarkyoshi6338]

Anandita Saxena but did you really go to sleep

[@daliapatino3446]

Crash Course Gaming SAME

[@rohan6878]

Or I'll sell all ur friends lol , I'm evil

[@shannonsmith3756]

Hulk saying “HE’LL GROW” and “TIME TRAVEL” are some of the funniest scenes I’ve seen in a movie

[@georgewhaley4669]

They are some of the worst parts of the MCU

[@harrisonlichtenberg3162]

​@georgewhaley4669 How will you look back at yourself in 10 years when you grow out of being a contrarian and learn to let yourself enjoy things? Being a contrarian is not the same as critical thinking, trust me.

[@hrtsuhi]

I love when tony says “Go to bed or I will sell your toys” It’s really relatable

[@hellscrtions]

I Just Love Tony he nice Funny

[@kaylee6289]

that's such a tony thing to say even as a dad

[@batmanthegrower4204]

my dad did that but he ain’t even sell then he gave them away

[@flair1681]

All people who watched this movie and have kids are gonna use that.

[@maskedredstonerproz]

And also when he said , "that face goes there" I lost it

[@laurenw7620]

"oh yes _please_ use knives" gets me every single freakin time omg

[@McQueenFAN95]

Of course! Of course! _of course_

[@cardnial_omega]

Mantis is the cinnamon roll we must protect.

[@MasteroChieftan]

Me too and I don't know why. I guess it's her child-like excitement juxtaposed against the horribleness of a knfie fight.

[@thunderbird1921]

Or what about Thor and Starlord's response? "No, we're NOT doing that!"

[@thunderbird1921]

@@cardnial_omega Mantis is funny, but at times extremely disturbing.

[@isaac2990]

"That's horrible" "Its Thanos..." If more heroes thought like that we wouldn't have as many comic books, shows or movies

[@drhypno6317]

I mean he did commit the largest genocide out of any character that I am aware of (at least in film)

[@isaac2990]

@@drhypno6317 actually I think Darkseid in the Apokolips war movie topped Thanos as Darkseid left very little alive in his wake

[@drhypno6317]

@@isaac2990 I mean yeah, he fucked the justice league up. (I have seen clips, not the whole film) but is his kill count higher than 'the anus'🤔

[@palmarinrhea6985]

@@drhypno6317 and darkseid fight trigon

[@cherryontop5615]

I’m the 999th like btw

[@lilithlightwood9618]

for some reason Loki sarcastically waving to hulk in the elevator is hilarious to me

[@chloeleitch1221]

I never noticed that!🤣

[@heedo3655]

Trrrrrrrrueee

[@inspobookk]

True

[@deepakchavan1527]

He's like they took me being a villain and not you being an Avenger 😂

[@ColddogMedia]

And the fact that he's the same Loki who singlehandedly saved every Marvel universe is crazy

[@rosiefilms552]

It’s Thor’s “of course” that gets me every time

[@mishkarae]

He says it so perfectly! 😂

[@jbg0801]

What gets me is the actual definition of Groot's response. Supposedly, Groot actually says "I like knives"

[@ljongunnar8839]

Fax

[@stutisharma8769]

I am your 1k like 😁😁

[@harpy0586]

I cant pronounce R's anymore because of that line

[@minilily8338]

Captain America: oh no now I have to fight myself Iron man: give him a heart attack

[@terra5507]

Mini Lily BAHAHAHA YES

[@squaretohearttocircle5654]

Nebula: Shoots herself

[@4xJojo]

Thanos: Sees himself being beheaded 4 years into the future.

[@Boungang]

Stark could’ve killed his present self by killing his past self if Lang pulled the wrong plug

[@jasonlal9570]

ANONASSASSIN08 that’s not how time works

[@_adyson_7338]

“Is he asleep?” “No no, I’m pretty sure he’s dead.” 😂😂😂😂

[@orekihoutarou3012]

THAT WAS FUNNY LMAO

[@osmxmsiqlakxmncncsopaajnxn3006]

Lmfao

[@gamecity2396]

Best one in the video

[@memer9814]

watch funny memes on my channel

[@avehs.]

🗿

[@Emerly808]

"I get e-mails from a racoon, nothing is crazy anymore."

[@wingedbluj1674]

He's NOT a raboon!

[@noraaz1]

No one can convince me that Paul Rudd and Ant-Man isn't exactly the same person. Man's just portraying himself

[@sabrinageorge5587]

Same as rdj and Tony stark...literally the same person😭😭😭

[@marianamartinez4396]

Just as Robert Downey junior 🥺

[@jealovsyy7006]

The whole cast is portraying themselves

[@Strawberry-ug1wy]

@@jealovsyy7006 except Chris Evans

[@aluminescentmushroom5910]

The moment he was asked "What's the name of Thor's hammer" and he totally seriously responded "Jonathan" I knew it was the exact same person

[@under3089]

The “noobmaster69” always makes me break down because 1) it’s basically what adults think of kids today 2) what adults think of kids is scary realistic 3) it’s actually Wong

[@easysnakeoven9052]

Tbh I always hated that it was Wong. It would be way better if it was Loki even if he’s dead or a ghost or a rat or whatever he is

[@inxendere]

wdym it's Wong

[@under3089]

Incendere Moonlite- In a tweet, the Russo brothers revealed that the person who was playing Fortnight against Thor under the name “noobmaster69” was Wong.

[@kingcobra2596]

@@under3089 So you mean to tell me that Wong, a grown ass man, was crying after Thor told him that he was gonna beat him up?

[@under3089]

King Cobra apparently so lol

[@sinasrz4046]

"Captain, Steve, sorry, America, Rogers" - Scott Lang

[@abstractbase3549]

SinaSr_Z most underrated character

[@chawk6201]

@@mazal706 Scot Language

[@MytholoJi]

In my language Scott Lang means "Just scott" lmao

[@Game-ne5nb]

ᴍɪsᴛʀ ᴛʏᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄʜᴀᴛ filipino 😏

[@dark_arts05]

I think you mean Ant-Scott, oh wait no, Ant-Lang.

[@fathimacp2234]

Nebula:"Thanos murdered my sister" Natasha:"NOTED"

[@THF156]

How this hasn't got a comment

[@nathiebear]

"avengers endgame but it's a meme" Ok, so basically every time Thor is on screen?

[@shazaslm]

Thor is the meme

[@tallguy8719]

But we don't talk about noobmaster69

[@sashimiroll5055]

You mean every time someone speaks?

[@rachel-3037]

And Scott

[@megarayquaza9054]

@Leo da Poa he got a PTSD bruh and got his Body Fucked up so bad

[@karendinh4123]

nobody: peter parker in a life/death situation: *hi im peter parker*

[@coldhurricane8998]

That's why we love him

[@luciferseventh1679]

And I’m Batman 😂

[@mysunshines4you]

Hey, nice to meet you oh my goooood

[@jesusjesus2577]

Karen Dinh the way she said “hey Peter Parker” was freaking hot

[@Squilliam15]

Your friendly neighborhood spiderman

[@gavenfoist5784]

“as far as i’m concerned that’s aMeRiCa’S aSs” - Scott lang “that is america’s” -cap

[@bigdick_69420]

*ASS*

[@callmet8816]

Lmao I was dead when I heard that XD

[@02091992able]

Rocket: I have blasters, unless you guys want to use knives? Mantis: Oh yes please use knives. She is delightfully evil.

[@noelloveslemmons]

I am in love with the phrase: "delightfully evil".

[@mman2052]

Get it right she's chaotic good

[@Lumbagel_]

Tony’s daughter: Shit, Tony: No we don’t say that word Tony’s daughter: Why are you up? Tony: Cause I got some important shit going on!

[@grendlsma]

The look on her face.....

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

Man if only that was the joke.

[@SDSXellan]

@@grendlsma i thought he said ship

[@graymess321]

*confused face*🤔

[@pian816]

I love her face at 1:55

[@RainbowFactory024]

5:58 to 6:15. Actual tears. Tony is so immediately annoyed by Peter's endless gabbing, but he is so happy to have him back that he just cannot be mad. Feels man.

[@kaazdov2536]

GalaxyPants more like "holy sht he's alive"

[@ilikebigtings.-.856]

KaazDov Baby Morgan “shit”

[@naomicartmell8975]

And then 10 minutes later Tony dies and so do I.

[@ziixgz]

Fuck it’s too *wholesome*

[@kaylol934]

I bawled my eyeballs out of their sockets when I saw that

[@TheAdvertisement]

4:49 “I can do this all day.” “Yeah I know. *sigh”.* Captain America finally realizes how cheesy his line was.

[@breadburner7276]

TheAdvertisement lol

[@Sai_Zz]

Lolol

[@Lina-py5wm]

Steve has been doing this all day, every day, for the past five years give him a break

[@tristandfr]

That's America's ass for ya!

[@fathinfathiaachmad9280]

Finally 🤣

[@govre_]

3:31 Let's just appreciate the amount of effort Nat probably put into making that gorgeous braid

[@wingshancheng2826]

Simp

[@sophie.fox4313]

6:05 the way Tony looks a Peter while listening to him talk about how he came back. Wholesome

[@quickly05]

Their whole dynamic is wholesome

[@eldee9458]

You can just see how much he missed him 🥺

[@dale611]

Flashbacks to homecoming where Tony wasn’t listening

[@ciciuk3695]

Feels like a "you know how MUCH I want a hug in this very moment, kid?!"😂

[@yofav.ida_]

Okay so this is what I’m thinking when he said he turned into dust and then he woke up thinking he passed out and he saw doctor strange saying “come on it’s been 5 years they need us!” And they came back. Thanos also turned into dust as well…. WHAT IF HE COMES BACK AFTER 5 YEARS?-

[@fluffbunny7289]

"Hey Peter Parker, got something for me?" "You'll get your rent when you *FiX tHiS dAmN dOoR!"*

[@brezzendorf]

"I need to beat up an old lady with a stick to get this. "

[@MARC-555]

Ara ara Peter Kun

[@amon8977]

@@MARC-555 damn it man. I suddenly remembered the hentai about that scene.

[@MacNcheese619]

ah, I see you’re of culture as well

[@fwmortal]

I dazzle no

[@ffflustered9qr]

"I get emails from a raccoon" "the choices were him or a tree" "yOu'rE rEPeAtiNg yoUrSeLf" Just the concept of this film is chaotic enough to be a meme by itself.

[@geeker4616]

Ant man: *a baby* Hulk: he’ll grow

[@yakult6829]

“thats Americas ass” “that is Americas ass”

[@NKGAMING-ri4qm]

god why did steve go back in time

[@itzaestheticocean5156]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lemonweebthelad2899]

That is grammatical Correct But it can be more grammatical correct

[@AvitheTiger]

The one thing Walker doesn't have

[@stormbooked6248]

😂😂😂😂

[@tylerty5194]

I’m just disappointed they missed hulk saying “take the stairs, hate the stairs!”

[@boazcohen7992]

SO MANY STAAAAAIRS!!

[@SDSXellan]

*CASUALLY SCREAMS AT EVERYONE AFTER THE STAIRS*

[@kenlie9213]

NO MORE STAAAIRRSSS!!!!!!

[@bluejay2386]

URRAGH! SO MANY STAIRS! I HATE STAIRS!!

[@afanofcupheadfnafandundert857]

NO STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lvmhr]

3:54 *dO yOu WaNt To gO tO SpAcE PuPpY?* *poor antman just trying to eat his noodles*

[@Toemeh]

He always got distracted by eating, in the restaurant, with Rocket and the tacos😔

[@happily_4everafter]

Rocket is a r a c c o n but calls scott a p u p p y

[@MrBlue-mm2vd]

The first time I thought he said: "Do you wanna go to space, PaPi?" Xd

[@salehabegum4584]

For some reason everytime i really notice him Scott is eating

[@andreim.g.9299]

Basically the USSR

[@ohnotara]

The face Steve makes after Bruce says "Time travel!" is hilarious and will never not be funny

[@julia.rose36]

"That IS America's ass," will always be iconic.

[@akish302]

He ain’t lying

[@adeonie]

LOLL

[@rhitomkanjilal9391]

In India the dubbed version said "His future is bright"

[@christiankirby8092]

@@rhitomkanjilal9391 that is stupid. I get why but it is still stupid.

[@rhitomkanjilal9391]

@@christiankirby8092 Well yeah the dubbed version can never be that great as the original version

[@BigBForBoss]

"it's a baby." "It's Scott." *"AS A BABY!"* *"he'll grow. "* Idk why but that comedic timing of both cap and hulk is perfect lol

[@ITZNIG3L]

Vega bring Scott back :(

[@SupaDupaGuy]

They were planning on leaving him as a baby😂😂😂

[@patzandor]

Imagine if they just left him as a baby and let him grow

[@BigBForBoss]

@@patzandor a spin-off movie where all the Avengers take turns babysitting baby Scott

[@teaspoon9687]

@@BigBForBoss That would be great.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Endgame but it's a meme" When you realize that literally every Thanos quote and scene of the movie is already a meme

[@TheLoneWolf5236]

Impossible

[@TheLoneWolf5236]

@@paninikin7542 ironic Oops

[@TMonster1206]

At this point one of us is stalking the other

[@arshinsharma2137]

Ha , SaGgY NuTs.

[@sunny9156]

Thanos does not Stan this 💅

[@WillJM81280]

Poor Ant-Man. The catalyst for reversing The Snap, and no respect.

[@aperson2056]

Actually the rat is the one who got no respect

[@veellia]

exactly i love him he’s so underrated

[@corickal_zacky3739]

“Why don’t we find baby thanos and y’know” *Does choking gestures*

[@criscrisfa8900]

I mean it was a great idea😂

[@corickal_zacky3739]

@Cris cris FA, sure was, but wouldn’t work

[@majibuana662]

this supposed to get a lot of likes but...

[@corickal_zacky3739]

@majibuana, likes or not, I just part in the community

[@martinaannadegennaro3099]

first of all this is horrible

[@jessicamurphy5553]

4:40 I just noticed Loki going “bye, bye” with his hands 🤣

[@daliapatino3446]

Haha lol

[@romina2185]

I noticed when I watched the movie for the first time

[@sayraaarora5199]

That too after the hulk smash...god loki ily so so so much

[@jetskiowner]

Yeah Loki's waves get me everytime😂

[@aly5s1a]

Loki is just **chefs kiss**

[@ashlynann1709]

*what if they just got baby Thanos and raised him to be a lovely accountant*

[@Al-Mokadimah]

Or a bartender ...

[@ashlynann1709]

Stick I like the way u think mate

[@Arlong39]

or the next noobmaster69

[@indraa.rumengan6275]

frank castle from some reality tried, and thanos grew up wearing the punisher t-shirt and running around with guns

[@nathanshad5608]

How about you watch the movie first

[@tgr3423]

I know Tony jokes about a lot of things, but given how he reacted to Rocket speaking, I'm *GENUINELY* convinced he's telling the truth this time LMAO

[@NicPTheMeme]

He was like: *blink blink* "wha??????"

[@badedebo767]

"Is he asleep?" .... "No, I'm pretty sure he's dead."

[@suckerman7gm]

I am pretty sure he went Kars.

[@thecinere4323]

@@suckerman7gm is that a jojo refrence

[@suckerman7gm]

@@thecinere4323 Maybe....

[@siranonymous_3757]

@@suckerman7gm iS tHaT a jOjO rEFErEnCe?

[@kaboomgaming4255]

He needs a cheez whiz transfusion to survive.

[@AJRoo]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly He give taco bacc

[@thunderbird1921]

Look up the Hulk Taco Bell meme. It is HILARIOUS!

[@rotyler2177]

he protecche attacbust most importantlyhe put the stones back!

[@Buddy.Johnston]

AJ Roo at first i thought you said he protecc he attacc but most importantly he give tobacco back

[@alejandroroa1424]

Did anyone notice how Hulk gives Scott two tacos but then it looks like Scott receives only ONE?

[@wickedshadowchester6297]

@sugma toes well that hurt

[@soma5092]

tony is the best parent “go to bed or i’ll sell all your toys” “go home or i’ll call aunt may” just amazing

[@kaypeterson3338]

that's how I was raised, with enough fear thought that I'd go home one day and my dad would be gone. Ah, good memories.

[@haiphuc0801]

What a great dad!

[@insanityproductions4363]

Parenting 101

[@CreativeFox750]

swag insanity No it’s Parenting 💯

[@alexas.8074]

wyattscurlynoodles yes!!!!!!!!

[@jimharper2180]

1:55 For that expression alone, we must protect Morgan at all costs.

[@justincummings8557]

If anything happens to her, the bad guys will have not just the fanbase, but the entire Avengers team after them

[@LovelyLara123]

@@justincummings8557Including the dead ones

[@jstrazt]

“you don’t need to do that” for some reason i started laughing in the first 4 seconds I-

[@tinykemper2561]

Shit he's been blipped

[@ricardomendoza6616]

snoopy chili That literally sounded like that other Trump meme! I was laughing because of that 😂😂

[@catluvr6666]

“why don’t we just find baby thanos and 〰️➰↔️” “ok first of all that is HORRIBLE.”

[@A_Little_Bit_Of_Everything06]

"Its thanos"

[@Jack_Woods]

tbh I was with him there

[@raz5937]

your choice of emojis is too accurate

[@bleh5047]

@@raz5937 I know right!

[@Sony6848]

actually this would be a great solution 😂

[@Wise_ghost]

“Go cry to your father you little weasel.” Is it just me or does that sound like a Harry Potter reference?

[@aleahpowell5524]

Norah Lejbik it sounds like something Malfoy would say to Harry lol 😆 even though Malfoy was the one who mad eye moody turned into a weasel 😂😂😂

[@fh4justin563]

Aleah Powell, actually a ferret, but the humour remains. (;

[@ooooo2680]

Oh yea

[@anavybluemystery3486]

yeah kinda thing draco would say to ron tho harry could say it to draco with all his 'my father will hear about this'

[@LamLe-M.O.C]

"Go cry to your father you little Weasley"

[@Jubbano]

5:12 This was so iconic.

[@noelloveslemmons]

Quill in the background gets me literally every single time. "aww yeah-" "hEyyyy~..."

[@sgc0115]

"That kid on the tv just called me a dickhead again" *N O O B M A S T E R*

[@skampzon]

Saying that line with kiwi accent is just perfect lollll

[@gritynity]

Flash: Sup dickhead

[@shoshoshuffle]

@@gritynity he said " 'sup dickwad?" but close 👍🏻

[@noobmaster69bringmenoodmas36]

Hello there

[@ender01o66]

69

[@Clefthedoctor]

Therapist: hulk dabbing isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Dabbing hulk:

[@pcc75]

D A B

[@johnelvinmwangi1871]

D A B

[@gerlsey]

D A B

[@potatlife]

D A B

[@yummersans8426]

D A B

[@betsyjones822]

Did anyone else see Loki waving at the Hulk as the elevator doors shut?

[@HauntingMarikh]

Timestamp?

[@JassonQuill]

@@HauntingMarikh 4:38

[@ihastigers]

Is that in a different movie besides endgame?

[@serenashah4527]

@@ihastigers yeah it’s from Avengers 1

[@jehoiachincabalhin3154]

Yeeaahh just saw it. Daamn so that's one of the reason Hulk got angry, he just got rejected from entering the elevator and he saw Loki waving at him lmao

[@ash4628]

I love how banner was just ready to raise baby Scott

[@hannahscott5695]

Cap: On my way back to coordinate search and rescue. Loki: *oN mY wAy bAcK tO cOorDinAte sEaRch aNd ReScUe*

[@AMinnie]

Hannah Scott this comment is so underrated 😂😂😂😂

[@superstarpyromusic]

💀💀

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Now I really want one of the What If? Stories to be Cap and Loki teaming up.

[@LadyFireShelf]

I mean honestly how do you keep your food down?

[@kit15925]

Thor: sHuT uP Loki: *blink blink*

[@golisopodgaming2201]

"Thats a baby" "It's Scott " "As a baby" "He'll grow" "Bring Scott back!" One of the best parts of the whole mcu

[@carlycraig4047]

Steve was so done 😂

[@Sodium-Chloride]

This is an underrated comment tbh

[@McQueenFAN95]

“You were kidding right?” “I don’t know we’re talking about time travel, either all of it’s a joke or none of it is”

[@spideygirl13]

i see this as an absolute win

[@raywilly6830]

I see this as an absolute win.

[@Megzero346]

"As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" gets me every time lol

[@Dragon_Nerd69]

Megzero346, same, xD

[@aughta]

i salute to that ass

[@afrogonyourwindowsill299]

Tony : *nonchalantly talking about Steve's ass* ya know, that suit really did nothing for your ass. Steve: weLL I nEver ToLD yOu TO look AT it!

[@aaronchars5709]

Cap put the ass in USA

[@AceHufflepuff]

I just really like Captain Marvel's little giggle at all the hands raised lol. We needed more of that wholesomeness and humanity from her in her own movie.

[@shepherdbrooks7609]

Right?? That and her "Hey Peter Parker" are the only moments of her I really enjoyed and saw any personality. I really hope she comes in on the last episode of Ms Marvel or something so Kamala can meet her hero. It could be a good chance to humanize Carol more.

[@cocobean0390]

Thor: We all know who's in charge. Quill: ... Me. R-right? Thor: Yes, you! Of course, of course. ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

[@sea5205]

Coe T. LMAO the funniest part😭📢

[@ph03nyxswat50]

"yes please, use knifes"

[@zactan7474]

Yes thir

[@omao4938]

Coe T. Of course Quill is right!! And.... I’m not just saying that because it’s Chris Pratt....

[@ninjin1749]

Thir daddy

[@fairlyoddvic4734]

"I can do this all day." "yEaH i KnOw."

[@shancathi1]

Steve’s so done with himself

[@rosyellis14]

Shannon Selwood lol idky ur comment made me laugh so much 😂

[@EmDoesArt]

Honestly the best part 😂

[@milliekay8129]

I was thinking the same thing! 😂

[@lucibee3014]

4:52 god Steve is so adorable like "yeah I know" is just so funny and it's just he has come to terms about how corny some of his lines are

[@thorodinson9641]

Hah yea

[@valrius77]

That is america's ass

[@peepeecrusher5765]

That time when he wasn't dead inside

[@giovannadallarosa5575]

"Scott. I get emails from a racoon. Nothing sounds crazy anymore."

[@lupinsvinyl]

"He's a baby" "It's scott" "aS a bAbY" "He'll grow" Bruce was willing to raise Baby-Scott instead of bringing the adult one back.

[@daliapatino3446]

BAHAHHA

[@animatoraoi3672]

Still Rhodes would kill him

[@yeetgod3599]

Lol

[@yin_pogg]

That would be a amazing plot twist

[@animatoraoi3672]

I liked my own comment so this row could all have 2 likes

[@andres.p4123]

Every other parent: love you goodnight go to bed Tony: go to bed or I will sell all of your toys

[@isabelnavarro980]

My mom used to say the same thing 😂

[@evanstarks7990]

No my dad would say that

[@bedtimebog5822]

Lol guess I'm Tony lol

[@thomasc9749]

Parenting 100

[@isi98ani7]

how many parents do you actually know?

[@SkanDoZ284]

"Tell me story" "A story? Once upon a time, Morgan went to bed. The End" "That is a horrible story" Can someone explain why I cracked up when she said that?

[@COOKIEMONSTER-yr2kc]

skanDoZ Morgan ( the actor of her ) got bullied after this for her lisp :(

[@spiki7234]

@@COOKIEMONSTER-yr2kc I don't think anyone would bully her for these reasons.... 1.) She was in Marvel 2.)She's like, five 3.) Everyone loves her 3000

[@JamCupcake]

If they punch her... *They know whats coming.*

[@bhargavakumar1835]

I thought he said once upon a time *Maguna* went to bed the end

[@a1isscar]

"go to bed or I'll sell all your toys" Parenting 101

[@ciaraeverly5259]

Hulk giving Scott his tacos is so cute and at the same time, makes me laugh hysterically for some reason

[@sinqosu]

I love how half the population have just disappeared and NoobMaster69 is playing fortnite

[@educlarity]

It's five years later Also, free real estate

[@annhentaiuser6658]

I can tell that the prediction ain't gonna be accurate when the game itself is slowly dying after 1 year.

[@Bobbicita]

@@annhentaiuser6658 and also the fact the it’s 5 years later and he’s using brite bomber of all things

[@thewafflehunter7521]

Well ofc tho: it’s only a 50 player battle royal. It’s easier

[@fireemper0r723]

Just played against a NoobMaster69 on Cold War, not Fortnite but close enough 😂

[@madi7992]

*"I've got some important shit Going on!"* *Morgans face got me dead*

[@masterstumpy3583]

Mine too!!! LMAO!

[@thunderbird1921]

"Woah, no wonder the Captain called you out on your language!"

[@hellscrtions]

I Dead

[@petejanreyluay2020]

SHE'S SO CUTEEEEE

[@lugh6982]

MORGANN MORGGZZZ *(0)*

[@dougwalker4313]

"Oh yes use knives" Mantis is great

[@Twenty-Seven-2-7]

"Thor, Thor. He's back. The kid on TV just called me a d!ckhead again!" "The noobmaster?" "Yes, noobmaster69!"

[@MobotMass]

My favorite part

[@hollandheaven5390]

tony: "what are you doing up little miss?" morgan: "shit" tony: "no we don't say that word only mummy does" morgan: "why are you up?" tony: "because i got some important shit going on..what do you think" morgan: *stares sternly at tony" i don't know why this made me laugh but it did

[@emblathorsdottir1680]

saaammme i love her face 😌🤌

[@emblathorsdottir1680]

@@kukuc96 it really tho 😌🤌

[@livgracebee]

“because i got some important shit going on?!” “😄😐🤨”

[@milliondollarwoman6205]

Shes insanely cute 😩

[@arjavjain7229]

@char jones ikr

[@Isabel-ix4kq]

Thor : no I’d like a Bloody Mary. He sounds so aussie in this scene.

[@joday5347]

Well Chris Hemsworth is an Aussie

[@jackkobi7753]

Isabel he is

[@Isabel-ix4kq]

@@jackkobi7753 yeah i know

[@zahraaameer7145]

I.. did not know that?

[@nil_efty5603]

"He's a baby" "He's Scott!" "AS A BABY" "He'll grow!" Later... "That's horrible" "It's Thanos" "AS A BABY" "He'll grow..."

[@zackarywilburn8428]

Caps done with his shit

[@Raihan_Badat]

Time travel 😄

[@patchworkfellow]

*Cap* : *Loses will to live*

[@hamzehghannam2467]

Wait who is it that said, as a baby, Roger's or Bruce

[@dessa_gabriel]

4:59 Kudos to Chris' scream🤣🤣🤣

[@AAvfx]

I can't say I love that geeky Hulk better than "Smash!", But I sure hope we'll get him back to the screen soon enough in either forms. I miss the Avengers.

[@dwightschrute832]

Same, tho i know for sure the avengers will have new members

[@I_luv_ariii]

Idk if there will be anymore films of the avengers all together again

[@dwightschrute832]

@@I_luv_ariii there will be but no more Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff :((

[@I_luv_ariii]

@@dwightschrute832 ohhh thx for the information but I’m still kinda sad :((((

[@yushagotnochill8842]

@@dwightschrute832 if the MCU follows the comic storyline, we will see the Avengers assemble again but it's just an incarnation of the old one and we will see some new faces. I won't tell you who, because it might be a huge spoiler if they decided to follow the comic storyline.

[@pyroassassin6854]

The thing that is overlooked the most is that Rocket is technically a "Build-a-Bear", and that's pretty fucked up

[@ellahurley]

I see this as an absolute win

[@enurisystem4055]

in my country we call raccoons "hygienic bear" and I don't know if that makes it better or worse

[@wormwoodbecomedelphinus4131]

Several magnitudes more complicated, but yeah...

[@NicPTheMeme]

Aw shit u right

[@FluppietheRockruffFan]

what do you me-oh. ohhhhhhhh. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. ooohhhhhhhhh *shit*

[@bethmia]

‘That’s America’s ass’ is honestly so iconic Damn I love Scott 4:23

[@v4dc4r85]

Beth mia Years from now I’ll still be saying “America’s ass” and “Asgard’s ass” every time I see Loki and Rogers

[@DorkOrc]

Honestly it’s so funny how gay Scott is for Steve lmao

[@johnrodriguez1922]

@@DorkOrc hes just the fangirl in a nutshell. Its amazing

[@McQueenFAN95]

“Alright, flick me” The way he poses kills me

[@bright-lightsuicide3576]

Scott is so underrated, I love him so much

[@sisu411]

"I can do that all day" "Yeah I know...." And it was at this moment, that Cap realized, how f*cking annoying he must have been 😂😂😂😂

[@c.e.p3280]

peter: *rambles like he usually does* Tony: *watches him in disbelief and relief* Tony: yes kid, hug me. Me: *inhales* WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH.

[@daliapatino3446]

Mario Bahamondes RIGHT 😭😭😭

[@Waterfawl]

3:36 Best part of the whole movie. “He asleep?” “Nah.... pretty sure he’s dead.”

[@sea5205]

Waterfawl literally 😭😂😂😭

[@vvi95a]

Lol

[@shaylafey]

Rhodey is so underappreciated

[@havesparkles3046]

And it was impromptu 😭😂

[@jessicarainesart]

LOL I cackle no matter how many times I’ve seen that part

[@Jawad-fp3zi]

"Endgame but it's a meme" Thanos: Am I a joke to you?

[@ilachristine6396]

yES

[@harshitasrivastava]

Yes.

[@nicocrestmere9688]

Reality is often disappointing

[@Lord_Beerus0901]

I just realized how most of his quotes were meant to be funny but people made him funny

[@samholt9177]

Impossible

[@LuminousOriens]

When Tony hugged Pete Awww I can't. That's adorable

[@dominoot2652]

nebula: "Thanos killed my sister." Ant-man: "noted."

[@yes.9731]

Dominoot he said not it

[@Gen1Demmi]

Leah Knight Sorry, Alexi doesn’t speak much English.

[@yes.9731]

Deucalion 😂

[@jakechinn6561]

@@yes.9731 Pretty sure he said 'That it?' I mean one dead sister is literally nothing in the snap.

[@mastim6617]

Jake Chinn He definitely said “not it”. He means he doesn’t want to be the one to go to 2014 (cuz of Thanos)

[@mun123keet]

"Tell me a story." "Um, once upon a time, a girl went to bed. The end."

[@orangetomato9652]

“Go to bed or ill sell all your toys”

[@jesse3692]

DAt iS a HOrriBle stOrY

[@fathinfathiaachmad9280]

You know, its sweet and hurt at the same time :(

[@radstaz2029]

Tony says maguna not a girl. Maguna is what he calls Morgan. BUT THAT WAS A HORRIBLE STORY

[@zuzuzuzuzuzuz3900]

He says maguna lol

[@qzeqy]

Rhodey:"Why don't we found baby Thanos and... " *choking moves* Bruce:"First of all that's hOrRibLe" Edit:Omg guys thx for the likes!

[@milky9545]

Rhodey:”iTs ThAnOs Lol

[@elise3455]

Rhodey was so awesome in Endgame. I hope we see more of him in phase 4 :3

[@qzeqy]

@@elise3455 YES

[@aries9022]

*“BuT iTs ThAnOs”*

[@cheezecake3600]

@@elise3455 agreed

[@katiebug5283]

Morgan’s face when Tony says he’s got some important shit going on is impeccable 😂😂