“Little boy, there’s no hope for you. You’re not gonna get any taller...” 🤣🤣🤣 oh my days! That creased me up so bad my belly hurts from laughing! 🤣♥️🤣♥️
@TheCypressbill2 жыл бұрын
even the pc found it funny. im dying
@porkdread29502 жыл бұрын
👊🏾
@dkayflowers792 жыл бұрын
If the camera add couple inches. How tall is he really lol
@savishah90532 жыл бұрын
I just read your comment . Having just watched the video.I was crying with lafter it's so funny to watch as l rewind it 3 times.Then when I read your comment it played the video in my mind to me I had to laugh rolling around the room.Had to thank you for your comment
@ryanwebb50822 жыл бұрын
@@porkdread2950 I gave you a like just for your name.
@mannymac66782 жыл бұрын
"A Good police officer can't be baited" The two police officers are piss poor and don't deserve to be in that role, need re-training or removing. Well done AB for exposing them. The sergeant was spot on.
@dutchyno.17672 жыл бұрын
Wow the way the feeling Police started to escalate and really get upset at AB’s advice was hilarious 👍👍👍
@interestedparty002 жыл бұрын
I always like when cops cry about people being mean to them.
@interestedparty002 жыл бұрын
It's funny seeing their shocked faces when AB is mean to them. Too many people give them undeserved respect simply to avoid trouble.
@hectichazerdus2 жыл бұрын
16:40 Napoleon syndrome kicked in bigtime or should i say smalltime
@gregkasza19252 жыл бұрын
@@interestedparty00 that’s just one of many lies they tell. They do it to keep you talking and intimidation. Lies and escalation is all they have. That’s why they use them.
@errgag35802 жыл бұрын
AB hates dribblers except on the soccer field
@toprightchannel30802 жыл бұрын
This is a gem. The little boy and red face are a very comedic duo.
@thursbmx5 ай бұрын
Ask him can he reach the pedals. 😂
@johnwatson52352 жыл бұрын
When will they realise that this kind of behaviour is why auditors exist?! AB is the best though 👍 Legend.
@franksmith12872 жыл бұрын
In The United States and maybe the world there is a program called South Park and a character named Cartman. The episode where the kid Cartman becomes a "cop" is what these real-life cops look like earning the hate.
@mcirelandosharma74112 жыл бұрын
@@franksmith1287 damn, that is an old episode! I remember it from when I was a kid. South Park is way better now though and characters like the police cheif are hilarious.
@johnwatson52352 жыл бұрын
@@bufon63 yeah been watching him all day😁
@David-p5q2oАй бұрын
You are like him truly a pathetic individual
@Luimneachturnal2 жыл бұрын
"You're just trying to get a rise out of us" They said, red in the face, raising their voices, pacing around, dribbling, and on the verge of tears, as they whinge to the person in authority that the rude man hurt their feewings. Imagine how they must feel when they interact with criminals.
@lindsaydudden11742 жыл бұрын
They claim to know AB's trying to get a rise out of them, but the dumb fucks still bite!
@DonegalOverlanding2 жыл бұрын
Its actually quite frightening how bad these people behave given there is a camera pointed at them. The most fundamental skill of a good officer is to de-escalate a situation, yet these people were hell bent on escalating instantly. What the hell has happened to Police standards?
@happydace69912 жыл бұрын
And then assisted him in getting the said rise 😆
@TheAnuhart2 жыл бұрын
It's when they usually follow up with "I ain't gonna take the bait" that creases me up. After completely taking the bait.
@sinead21132 жыл бұрын
@@DonegalOverlandingThey don’t seem to have any….Standards that is
@barnseyb60312 жыл бұрын
The sergeant was a cool guy. Showed respect to a member of the public and got respect back. I'm amazed by how many police officers still aren't aware of auditing. If they were aware, it would save them a lot of grief and embarrasment.
@A2Z1Two32 жыл бұрын
It’s called being Street Wise, and it was something that those officers were not . Their Sergeant was spot on though , he had AB’s number and got the respect the others did not deserve. ‘Little Boy’ was taken in , hook line and sinker.
@saskia67502 жыл бұрын
They are like politicians they live in a bubble !! SO out of touch with normality and society !!
@daipigeon75612 жыл бұрын
They do know but ego gets in the wsy they try to over power members of the public who are doing a lawful activity yes lawful activity
@GrimeReaperMan2 жыл бұрын
The only thing I would say about the sergeant is that he should have stopped the bs that was coming out of the small officer as he was explaining that AB wouldn't give a reason why he was recording. He should have explained to them that they should not have approached him if he wasn't doing anything wrong or illegal. The fact that they approached him and got that far is wrong by the police in the first place, that's what the sergeant should have corrected, but he stayed silent on that, and instead told AB what he knew anyway. This is why even though the sergeant was well-mannered and respectful, ultimately he did not correct the actions of his officers, so that's going to be a half-fail from me, but at least AB wasn't violated, so I'll give them that.
@darrenholmes31422 жыл бұрын
The reason they don’t know about auditing is because they are too busy rapeing young females or sexually abusing women or murdering them?? Just saying
@bankaiiibankaaa45732 жыл бұрын
AB played the cops like a piano, masterfully!
@markh65842 жыл бұрын
The Sgt was very good and very professional, what a difference he made in under a minute when he came out, everything the other two muppets weren't. 😂
@billyjesus54422 жыл бұрын
I wonder how he would have behaved had it not been AB, because his underlings were terrible.
@stevewood78842 жыл бұрын
I love the way AB just lets them embarrass themselves, by taking his time to answer questions. You're class AB 👏 👌
@S....2 жыл бұрын
They are asking stupid questions so he is replying with stupid questions. It's a verbal tennis.
@derektrotter42872 жыл бұрын
Let them hang themselves!
@ShimAzu7002 жыл бұрын
Hopefully next time they get in contact with innocent citizens they act accordingly.
@markc74402 жыл бұрын
They really don't like it when someone knows when they aren't obliged to answer their questions. Sad little men.
@engineeringvision95072 жыл бұрын
"you might be a terrorist"... well PC slobber has forgotten his stun gun so this anti-terror op ain't off to a great start is it? 😂
@bmcl3642 жыл бұрын
He actually wiped his mouth when you told him to 😂😂😂😂😂
@andrewcalvert28012 жыл бұрын
I know and licked his lips every time 😆
@angelaaustin81712 жыл бұрын
I know it was class.
@augustomundombe8292 жыл бұрын
A.B he is the INDISPUTABLE ever ..... Yes the Police was with red face also😂😂😂
@peesib Жыл бұрын
This short RACIST cop has searched you before hasn’t he on terrorism charges, I AM SURE, did YOU not recognise him?!
@weedyp Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 The'Before and after Argon oil!' ending 😂😂😂😂
@Brian1690162 жыл бұрын
Mr Angry is a danger to anyone he comes up against. Instant passive aggressive behaviour and the flushing of his cheeks are a dead giveaway, and the saliva is another sign of an adrenalin rush. Should have said he was causing you to feel alarmed and distressed, maybe then bully boy would have backed up.😡😡😡😡
@henryarmstrong91522 жыл бұрын
Defo a bully is ole ginger PC 816
@vegvisirphotography56322 жыл бұрын
Size matters.
@jimmybaldwin7372 жыл бұрын
Mr Angry like a few drinks and lines of coke
@lcrunch22902 жыл бұрын
His body language says it all
@ryanwebb50822 жыл бұрын
That piece of pork is red as roasted bacon
@davidshawification2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow citizen of Asgard,I thank you for your service to the the community .
@mentalhamster99212 жыл бұрын
Ye i was thinking how hi missed to mention its from Asgard when asked lol
@jackrussell30842 жыл бұрын
When he asked you where you were born, I was so much waiting for you to say Asgard 😂😂😂
@Chelskie-darts2 жыл бұрын
That sergeant is a decent bloke his officers could learn alot from him 👍🏼 legend AB 😂
@rs-qt1qg Жыл бұрын
he knew who was AB was that's why
@OriginalYS Жыл бұрын
You are everywhere you big N Chelskie darts supporting the beast DODGY DAVE
@johnvienta76222 жыл бұрын
Loved the reaction when you mentioned the lace choker or tattoo on the WPC. That male nearly got whiplash jumping to her defence. And as she is a Crown/public servant you have every right to question her failure to comply with uniform standards.
@OriginalJoseyWales2 жыл бұрын
So many police now look like ruffians; tattoos; scruffy beard; poor dressing
@waynesaunders45992 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant, they really showed themselves up, they started with aggression and tried their very best to sound like they had authority over you but it all failed, the Sargent was good but i feel he should have told little boy to calm his attitude especially when he gave us fans a kiss, and to be clear we don't want his kisses and we don't need his attitude walking the streets dealing with the people and Mr red face needs anger management
@caolkyle2 жыл бұрын
Forgot mister racist with asking what nationality AB is and insinuating that he’s a terrorist based on the nationality
@rumples26982 жыл бұрын
Put a knotted hankie on his head and it could have been a monty python sketch " MY HEAD HURTS " 🤯🤣🤣
@jnymt79772 жыл бұрын
“What ethnicity are you because that could be the reason you’re here” isn’t he just stating that he’s racially profiling
@undead97362 жыл бұрын
100% Racist cop cant believe these sort of people are still a thing in 2022.
@patriciagriffith74022 жыл бұрын
Maybe Indian
@kevinchester05332 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that needs flagging up with the authorities.
@worldtvinternational2 жыл бұрын
Yep that is a sackable offence Mr. Spittle.
@clairelees67182 жыл бұрын
Noooo ! Only if a member of the public says it . Or even thinks it , it’s wrong .
@TrentArmy662 жыл бұрын
The way you made him lick his lips out of pure paranoia when you said he had some dribble.. I almost died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@marky_starky2 жыл бұрын
They love to escalate don't they, walking up on you, getting close, five of them surrounding you, aggressive body language, condescending towards you and demanding you account for a legal activity. Then they complain about your attitude. 'You're being rude to us.' Well boo hoo. Get a job in a cotton wool factory you poor babies, you might get on a bit better. No hurty feelings there for you to get upset about...
@paulbromley66872 жыл бұрын
I just thought AB was cruel. You wouldn’t do that to a dog or cat. We should be nicer to our dumb animals.
@gc68552 жыл бұрын
They love to create crime on their door step, far easier than solving or preventing crime.
@2icelollys1goat2 жыл бұрын
Great comment. They don't like what authority they think they have called into question.
@steve102 жыл бұрын
They are very petty people, they think that uniform makes them immediately a step above I cant believe he racially profiled AB , what nationality are you , meaning any nationality he didn't like meant he was a terrorist , heaven said "you know what I mean" I would put in a complaint based in that alone
@moby13882 жыл бұрын
When AB makes videos, you're guaranteed to get a laugh.
@drillerkiller2 жыл бұрын
Officer Dribble turned up without Top Cat 🐱. Lucky there was a poison dwarf to protect him.
@AuditingBritain2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chrisrebar23812 жыл бұрын
Officer Dripple - classic (people that have watched Top Cat will get that)
@annmc83922 жыл бұрын
😄😃😂
@_Why_123 Жыл бұрын
Great interaction with the police officers! ... I love the way they just fall into AB's "honey-trap"! ... All nice blokes, in the end! Everyone will enjoy watching themselves online, having the rare opportunity to see, and hear themselves as others see and hear them! The camera doesn’t lie! Any day that you get to learn something new about yourself, or to want to think, and revise your beliefs, should be thought of as a GOOD day! 👍
@Siekonaut2 жыл бұрын
I love how they ask as if a terrorist is going to answer "Yes officers, I am here filming the police station in order to plan a domestic terror attack!" 🤣🤣
@douglasfreeman3229 Жыл бұрын
Could be a clever bluff (or is it a double-bluff?)
@jamiemcm32383 ай бұрын
Sad thing is if it was a large Afghan man with a duffel bag full of nail bombs I’m sure they’d leave him alone in this climate.
@1977ajax2 жыл бұрын
Total inability of those two PCs to handle the simplest of interactions with the public without losing their rags and making a complete balls-up of the whole thing. Pathetic.
@paulbromley66872 жыл бұрын
My bet is these two were pcsos until very recently.
@happydace69912 жыл бұрын
@@artyarts-sake4420 I can smell the bacon from here dude !
@spense59052 жыл бұрын
@@happydace6991 Bacon or Jack Boot licker? 🤔 Think your right! Police Interceptors might be more up their Street not AB's channel.
@1977ajax2 жыл бұрын
@@artyarts-sake4420 The station is not their home, dummy - false analogy.
@glynnjones0072 жыл бұрын
AB, my respect for you cannot get any higher, you are an inspiration. I simply love your videos.
@David-p5q2oАй бұрын
You must leave a sad life 😂
@weederman1953 Жыл бұрын
Now, that's how it is done!! Well done, AB.❤ AB, you are truly a Master Auditor. Just Brilliant!!
@9oody9umdrops Жыл бұрын
Why, what has he achieved?
@daniellee21682 жыл бұрын
Well done AB; those two idiots sent nicely on their way and both of them must have been red-faced after you embarrassed them. Red face looks a bit older than the Little Boy so probably has gone red due to all the lies he has to tell every single day. Sergeant was good but I wonder if he is the same when a camera isn't pointing at his. Also, shouldn't more senior officers be training muppets like these two clowns so that they interact positively and don't abuse rights?
@errgag35802 жыл бұрын
Red face looks like Elmo
@lozziel96622 жыл бұрын
camera and knowledge of the footage destination defo affected his approach and demeanour
@MrJonny23242 жыл бұрын
@@lozziel9662 You have no way of knowing that, he might actually be a decent officer. All we know for sure is the other two really shoudn't be in the police.
@jimmydempsey68572 жыл бұрын
Exactly Dan, think it would have been a different scenario had they not have been getting filmed. 👍
@jimmydempsey68572 жыл бұрын
@@lozziel9662 Yep commonly known as the " nice officer card" routine.
@bdeale33142 жыл бұрын
Calling him "little boy" lit that guy up...it was beautiful.
@pic1012 жыл бұрын
It was indeed a sight to behold.
@vegvisirphotography56322 жыл бұрын
No one noticed his zips down. Little boy 😉 get it now?
@shadows98042 жыл бұрын
I cannot take the police seriously anymore. Saying all this, "Have you got nothing better to do?",- is this how they treat members of the public? They've earned the hate, as far as I'm concerned. Drive a lorry, re-train as paramedics or something like that. Get a job with some kind of fucking respect to it.
@spectrumisgreen72522 жыл бұрын
Agreed completely chief ....... the arrogance and utter contempt the poo lice in general have for the public is moving rapidly into Waffen ss / Stasi territory.
@2icelollys1goat2 жыл бұрын
You're right. They just prance around throwing their weight around.
@Dob.nbr12 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the seventys these idiots would of got ther arse given to them in a bag a big kick up the arse is what they need metaphorically speaking of course
@Authentic_og2 жыл бұрын
I hear the local sewage treatment plant is hiring.....😁
@JuxtaPositionings2 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t trust these mugs to drive a lorry or perform CPR. I wouldn’t even trust them in security. I would trust them to stack shelves on the Night Shift at Tesco, but only under strict supervision
@BlitzMCR2 жыл бұрын
Awww AB I’m in stitches. Can’t stop laughing. You are the GOAT of auditing
@zlab132 жыл бұрын
This is a masterclass on how to deal with potential bullies. By the end they were doubting their very reason for being. On the other hand, the sergeant was very professional and polite.
@thomas.parnell73652 жыл бұрын
And deal with obvious drug addicts
@thomas.parnell73652 жыл бұрын
@Life Force Energy Plasterite agreed they obviously forgot first rule don't get high on your own supply
@saamhebden2 жыл бұрын
The only bully in this video is the moron filming it. What a pathetic waste of time. And he’s not funny at all. No wit and resorts to completely puerile insults
@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable2 жыл бұрын
No he wasn't. He was making threats using a friendly voice. And like always trying to say goodbye with a "friendly advice". Not professional. This needs a reaudit.
@copsneedwatching7245 Жыл бұрын
ONLY CAUSE he knew ABs objective. Anybody else and he d be just like red face. Dont be fooled, no cop is honest.
@jordywatson78292 жыл бұрын
Oh AB that was one of your funniest ones ever.. Pure gold..
@1likeJTheDon2 жыл бұрын
Two absolutely fantastic examples of people who aren't police officers but simply goons of the state... And one example of someone who knows the law and knows how to deal with members of the public correctly, respect to Srg Ollie... The other two can take a long walk off a short cliff.
@Dontbeasheep332 жыл бұрын
Horrible horrible human beings…They would do anything for their masters…
@CaptainDarling20202 жыл бұрын
I like AB, but I’m not sure how the first officer could have handled it “better”. He was polite and literally asked a few relevant questions. Whether AB answers them is another story fair enough, but for the officer to be told he handled this altercation awfully, is a bit of a stretch. This is proven by the contrast in attitude of the 2nd officer. Mr Red Face! What a bellend he is!
@sinead21132 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainDarling2020 It started going downhill for him when he decided to stick up for pc Redface ..altho reality kicked in as he was getting nowhere questioning AB 👏👏😂
@lozziel96622 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainDarling2020 not initially polite, then the mob arrived
@CaptainDarling20202 жыл бұрын
@@sinead2113 i agree, it went downhill at the end- but I guess AB would do that to anyone with his style of answering, and personal attacks, even on PC Red Face!
@billienomates16062 жыл бұрын
What a breath of fresh air that sargeant was, saved you a possible stay in a holding cell for a few hours due to other incompetent officers. Keep up the great work.
@pkn4392 жыл бұрын
Masterful performance from AB but also from the two pass. ag. Officers. Even the Sarge at the end comes across like a vile prefect and effectively he’s in on the joke. When will the po.lice finally work out how ridiculous they look in virtually all auditing videos. If I were a Chief Constable I’d pay AB to audit my stations as a training exercise.
@gilera83632 жыл бұрын
Best idea yet!! Instead of 'secret shopper' we got 'secret auditor'.
@Nickle3142 жыл бұрын
So his new nickname. Spit or dribble? I tend towards officer dribble.
@happydace69912 жыл бұрын
@@Nickle314 Slobberchops mate 🤣 Loved how he wiped his mouth each time AB told him to 😆
@DW-lx9wt2 жыл бұрын
thought the Sarge was ok, personally. he knows they were wrong. the fact he'd even bothered to research it is enough. as for the audit thing, it shouldn't need done, that's the point of these videos. the failings in police education, when it comes to dealing with the general public, is shocking ending up with interactions like this coming across as a massive abuse of 'power'. seeing as how many fail these audits, however, it may not be a bad thing.
@highgatehandyman64792 жыл бұрын
Not really mate. I'm not a cop fan tbh ..but.. AB is NOT a threat. however.. They don't know that. So they MUST challenge him. just to be sure he isn't a risk. He deliberately resists/ claims his rights. and the exchange is very watchable because tension makes things watchable.
@dashford062 жыл бұрын
They just cannot learn, can't they? By this time, every police person on the force must have heard of auditors. Must have received some instruction on how to handle public photography. Must have. And yet, there they go again, and again.
@savishah90532 жыл бұрын
Like they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks.The public have to endure there behaviour what ashame.
@theforcewithin3692 жыл бұрын
If the camera wasn't recording they would have put hands on him and lie about it..... for sure
@streetspirit9562 жыл бұрын
agree
@happydace69912 жыл бұрын
At 7.39 Tichy actually says " you're obviously here to get a rise out of us ' And then proceeds to actually achieve that !!! How fecking dense can you get !!!??
@steve102 жыл бұрын
That felt as though auditing hadn't reached that part of the world, it really felt like an interaction from about 5 years ago , they were both desperate to arrest and get violent, and ultimately lie about what happened , luckily the sarg new the score, what he should have done is apologised on his colleagues behalf. As you say they should all know the score by now and fix their attitudes , seems Avon and Somerset public relations is still living pre 2020
@cheesegraham23872 жыл бұрын
they knew why you were there ,and yet they still couldnt stop themselves from acting like absolute freaks
@T100Bonniville2 жыл бұрын
This is some of your finest work AB ! You are a national treasure.
@willo2192 жыл бұрын
"Little Boy" -- I was dying at this point 🤣🤣
@cypeman80372 жыл бұрын
The sergeant was absolutely correct about ownership of the land and access for the public. The two clowns hopefully were advised by this supervisor who had his finger on the pulse and a good attitude.
@knowledgeispowermediaprodu70942 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic! I chuckled all the way through. You led the cops around right by the nose. They fell for everything. It's so easy to troll the cops. The cops here in America are the same way when I film them. They act like I came into their house, when in actuality, it's OUR house. The people's house, whether here or in the UK. Stay safe brother! Great job!
@Authentic_og2 жыл бұрын
What's yer channel bruv? I'd like to see what you've got✌🏼👍🇬🇧🇮🇪🙂
@thebodykeepsthescore28282 жыл бұрын
@@Authentic_og Click his profile numb nuts
@the1after9092 жыл бұрын
@@Authentic_og click on his name or avatar
@shadekiahpops89882 жыл бұрын
Straight up brother. Ridiculous really. I'm South African and our lot are far worse believe me.
@knowledgeispowermediaprodu70942 жыл бұрын
@@shadekiahpops8988 South Africa is a hard place brother. If our world leaders would get their shit together, humans wouldn't have to suffer so much. You matter, AB matters, I matter, the people matter. I'm Indigenous to my country, and as a Proud Cherokee, I fight alongside my brother's for humanity even if they are from other countries. Much love and respect bro!
@AliG-ig2jv2 жыл бұрын
When he asked AB ‘where were you born’ I was in hysterics. I knew what AB must be thinking…. That was too funny
@JohnThor12 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud for 10 minutes! Top class A.B Top class!
@SuperLarson7772 жыл бұрын
AB, have you checked your pockets to see of those 2 idiots are still in there? 😂😂 Absolutely owned 👏
@happydace69912 жыл бұрын
Top comment 🤣👍🍻
@destinyone8432 жыл бұрын
I could see two officers that would have had you on the ground in cuffs, simply from their hurt feelings if they'd have had the chance. Their behaviour was disgraceful and unprofessional. Walking away from this incident in embarrassment was clearly not an option for either of them.
@jimmydempsey68572 жыл бұрын
It could have different if they weren't being filmed, arrested him for anything and concocted up their own story.
@DandelionGum1 Жыл бұрын
9:26 That little frustrated eye twitch he does when he realises he complied to your order to wipe his mouth. He can tell that he isn't taking control of the situation like he wants to and it's probably driving him crazy. Hilarious.
@michaelcollins50072 жыл бұрын
"No need to be rude" as he aggressively points his finger in your face.
@Cj-zj7jf2 жыл бұрын
Well those two were a right pair. The officer with the red faced had real anger issues that he was struggling to control. The body language was very revealing and the redness and saliva were signs of an intent to fight. The smaller officer was struggling to articulate anything at all, not much in the way of coherent argument. He was getting quite annoyed that you were not more deferential and treating him with more respect. Problem is that respect has to be earnt and the two of them were both aggressive and patronising in their approach. The way they all surrounded you was also very telling, they were spoiling for a confrontation. Great dialogue AB, well handled. The sergeant was cool, an old head on young shoulders, real de-escalation skills.
@mcirelandosharma74112 жыл бұрын
@@deputyrock3489 well summed up. 👍 they really fight hard to maintain that position of authority and that's when the interesting content is created. 😂👌
@mark27812 жыл бұрын
Well, if the sergeant knew about auditors, why didn't his underlings! 🤔 😂
@Splyt__2 жыл бұрын
This was one of the strangest and funniest audits out there.
@mentalmickey14592 жыл бұрын
are we still friends?
@Splyt__2 жыл бұрын
@@mentalmickey1459 Sure man why not.
@jdmbiz00052 жыл бұрын
Brilliant.... I was in stitches
@UltimaPun842 жыл бұрын
Naa dude, the strangest one was last month, when he walked into a empty building, the the 2 napelese security did not know what they were doing. Everyone were confused
@Splyt__2 жыл бұрын
@@UltimaPun84 Oh yeah haha man they probably got fired for that.
@GhostOfWonkru Жыл бұрын
That Sgt was a legend, can tell he’s watched Auditing Britain lots and agree’s with him about practicing rights
@Channel567-72 жыл бұрын
Great upload AB, these people are why we need auditors like yourself, what a shower of antagonistic useless numpties we sadly pay for! Yeah it is ‘hostile reconnaissance’, they’re very hostile! One of your best ever uploads! 👌😃
@ianwalton40812 жыл бұрын
Yeah reconnaissance for hostile numpty plods .
@jeffwoodward49752 жыл бұрын
lorry drivers leave doors open to stop people cutting their curtains to see whats inside.
@derekfaeberwick2 жыл бұрын
The bastards then just cut them for spite.
@nanban18962 жыл бұрын
Cheers for the heads up
@user-vg6df2hi8n2 жыл бұрын
Butterflies can't blink or hop.
@steve102 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was about to put that , it's just to show there is nothing on board to steal I love the idea of doing long haul driving , but people trying to steal your cargo or immigrants tyring to get on board , plus the hassle with France woukd put me off
@e-j6992 жыл бұрын
Ginger was pretty bad but the second he said your nationality might be a reason you're here, made my jaw drop! Shocking and without doubt, racial profiling!!
@richardpaquette84292 жыл бұрын
It was a very ignorant thing to say!
@jean64532 жыл бұрын
E-J i was so surprised that he actual said that, that was really offensive. The cop needs retraining on how to not profile people. I hope he changes professions.
@GamerUK2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he’s said that. He is a danger to the public.
@keithalmquest86952 жыл бұрын
Wtf absolutely disgrace typical pigs
@craigbuckley17582 жыл бұрын
Racial profiling is sensible.
@Beatslager2 жыл бұрын
""You forgot your taser, go and get it and come back "" made me crack up !!!
@jaylamb4772 жыл бұрын
One of your best AB, you tied those two muppets up in a bow. ‘Little boy and ‘red face’ need to go and have a rest in a dark room 😂🤣
@danielplavenieks46572 жыл бұрын
These coppers are so thick. Completely and utterly. The "spitter" can hardly string a sentence together and both more concerned about they're hurt feelings than knowing they're jobs.
@jacko7172 жыл бұрын
When the police mention "hostile reconnaissance" you should reply "we'll discuss it if you can spell it." And what's James Corden doing there at the end?🙋🏻♂️😂
@MartinHiggins19722 жыл бұрын
He was quite likeable. For once.
@Planetugm2 жыл бұрын
Great video A.B! They hated it when the sergeant said he knew who you was. 👊🏼
@donaldwingent5472 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest audits ever. The way you reined them both in and set them straight is awesome.
@ianwright19802 жыл бұрын
Got to love the end. How daddy comes out and tells little boy and red there in the wrong and he loses it and throws his toys out and walks off. Fucking killed it AB, brilliant.
@ingoatwetrust80862 жыл бұрын
On his own: "i'm just asking a simple question" With his gang mates: "you're obviously here for a reaction" Coward.
@tflynn22322 жыл бұрын
That is the funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣 Telling the "little boy " he will never grow taller. Well done again AB 💙
@dearnapst2 жыл бұрын
Omg PC Napoleon syndrome was clueless, PC redface looked like he needed anger management and a permanent holiday. They was baffled that the sergeant didn't back them up, to put you in handcuffs and demand ID. PC Napoleon syndrome will regret he looked silly in the end, I pity his family who will see this. Great Audit AB 👍😂
@savishah90532 жыл бұрын
Now look at what there family's have to go through because of their abusing of police power when they come up against AB.
@lindalonergan78872 жыл бұрын
It's sad to see the standard of the Brit bobby drop so much.These two should get a part on the office.Very funny.
@anon1312 жыл бұрын
@@artyarts-sake4420 is this Russia or China??? are we under dictatorship rules? lol this is a free country
@jananilcolonoscopu40342 жыл бұрын
@@artyarts-sake4420 He's probably right about you though, isn't he. Shilling for state security guards who wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire is always a bad look, kid.
@jananilcolonoscopu40342 жыл бұрын
@@artyarts-sake4420 If you believe my comment was irrelevant to yours, your comprehension's the issue kiddo. Not my comment. Try reading again. And if you weren't a kid, you wouldn't care about being called one. Simples 😁 - Then you bleated: "those same cops you mock "'wouldn't t help you if you were on fire" are the same ones you would turn to in a flash for help"... But like most people who take a dim view of police in this poor excuse for a nation, my view is based on experience. I've been attacked on the street three times, burgled, violently harassed by neighbors and run over by a driver on their phone AND had my car vandalized, then stolen... I'll give you three guesses how much support the police provided when ANY and ALL of those incidents were immediately reported to them. And I'll be even more charitable and tell you the answer starts with "Z" and ends with "ero". You genius you. - "or if your house was on fire, would you call the emergency services?" Firemen actually work for a living, unlike your daddy the plod, little man.
@ey2422 жыл бұрын
billy smarts circus is looking for clowns , they would pass the audition with natural ability
@spense59052 жыл бұрын
@@artyarts-sake4420 Ffs what are you on, the Fire Service are well respected unlike the police!! If you were on fire you'd call the Police would you!!??
@brimcilroy90022 жыл бұрын
The sergeant at the end is hopefully a new breed of cop we might see more of as he was young and obviously in touch with the ever changing modern world but can't say the same for little boy trying to save face bowing out by blowing kisses to the camera as the damage was already done and the dribbler was hilarious when ab said... Your dribbling mate.. And he replied.. No I ain't at the same time trying to mob up the dribble with his tongue licking his lips haha.
@jazzytimes23732 жыл бұрын
the sarge is a common purpose woke marxist goon, beware of this type...
@adgepeterb2 жыл бұрын
16:44 'to all the fans' then blows a kiss!! Nearly spat my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@peterpakkula3253 Жыл бұрын
Me too! „Thats gonna make it look bad!“ with the camera zoom-in 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@themaskedgrappler2 жыл бұрын
The Sarge was on point, knew exactly how to de-escalate
@peadarmurray79942 жыл бұрын
Because he knew who he was, the others didn't
@SergeiFedorov772 жыл бұрын
Of the sergeant didn't know hed probably escalate it into ridiculousness too. It shouldnt matter if they know who AB is it not, they should just f off as long as no laws are broken. Those two cunt cops should be put in jail.
@jimmydempsey68572 жыл бұрын
@@peadarmurray7994 Smart man thought " l'm being filmed" got to behave !
@ritch80882 жыл бұрын
You would think 'Sarge' would call a meeting for all of his officers after this interaction and brief them all on auditors. Would take less than 5 mins to explain there are people who like to film police stations. If you see one, smile say hello and wish them a good day. Or if you want a top mark, engage with them in a friendly manner, offer to get them a cup of tea, even invite them in for a tour..the mind boggles why there are so many coppers who still don't know who auditors are!!
@ifyouvote.50052 жыл бұрын
I can never understand how these people say, we don't have enough people to deal with crime, but have hours to offend a man with a camera, and still the local police commissioner is asleep
@peterfitzpatrick70322 жыл бұрын
Probably just a bad choice of words , mate... but they weren't "offending" him, they were infringing on his rights. He (or you, or me) has no right to NOT being offended...of course free speech used to be a thing... now ? Not so much... 🙄 😎👍☘🍺
@ianhandforth56722 жыл бұрын
all the do is village fates,waste of time
@1simonreed2 жыл бұрын
Yo AB. ..Big well done to the Sargent. Need more like him .
@HBFREEWORLD2 жыл бұрын
Sergeant was straight to the point - I watch your videos on TIKTOK and i know who you are . class ! No wonder he is a Sergeant . Did not shy or wasn't pretentious at all .
@davidspear97902 жыл бұрын
Also the fact he came out not all geared up for a confrontation would imply that he knew there was no threat and greatly de-escalated the situation. 8/10.
@RAFchurchlawford44692 жыл бұрын
But was the sergeant just being nice to please AB?
@richardcole95582 жыл бұрын
The time you have been doing this you would have thought the penny had dropped ! ..still it keeps you in work and us amused 👍👍😎
@JoeyRhubarb2 жыл бұрын
There's usually (not always) a massive difference of intelligence levels and demeaner between Sergeant's and regular PC's. It's pretty appalling the level these two PCs were at, especially as they are not exactly young. Just underachievers I guess.
@lozziel96622 жыл бұрын
the bar is set very low
@pappasmurf99302 жыл бұрын
Seems like every station has their own version of dumb and dumber haha, loved this one!
@MontgomeryPisswhistle2 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the funniest interaction with the police I've seen in ages 😆
@andyzeus68982 жыл бұрын
Excellent... They demand answers but when you deny them they implode. Keep up the good work.
@svenpoletka52362 жыл бұрын
Is there no longer any requirements who gets to be a patrol cop? Littleboy and Redface are probably very talented at something else.
@itellyouwhy69572 жыл бұрын
Littleboy looks like he could be a whizz on Fortnite and red face looks like he could be a master chef on the BBQ
@letter10142 жыл бұрын
@@itellyouwhy6957 😂
@happydace69912 жыл бұрын
@@itellyouwhy6957 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@trojanska45382 жыл бұрын
master bating ????????
@bobsmith32912 жыл бұрын
Was there ever standards
@jananilcolonoscopu40342 жыл бұрын
7:54 "you got some dribbles"... "no, the other side" - legitimately cracked me up. You get a like just for that 🤣🤣
@ceesjanmol2 жыл бұрын
So good that you're giving them advice! They need it! Clearly.
@richardpaquette84292 жыл бұрын
Then you'll like this...It's advice not advise. Cheers😃
@ceesjanmol2 жыл бұрын
@@richardpaquette8429, thanks for the great...
@madmaxine41852 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean?" AB you need to do the t-shirts!! Brilliant work!
@touchingthevoid2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you give a small amount of power to very small people. (Excuse the pun)
@apmullen2 жыл бұрын
One word for the 2 officers. Disgraceful! The racist comments should be addressed by senior management asap
@iwasntaguntilimovedouttheh39612 жыл бұрын
couldn't stop laughing at 6 mins in when he asks why are you recording, it's a simple question and there's a simple answer! this is after AB said he likes recording Police stations
@AuditingBritain2 жыл бұрын
I recorded it 2 days aga I’m still laughing now
@stuartbrown82592 жыл бұрын
@@tttt4029 Well done for commenting, that helps.
@davidgordon23052 жыл бұрын
@@tttt4029 making money is secondary to exposing little tin pot hitlers wherever they may be hiding, he only makes money at it because he is so successful at shining a light on the little roaches as they try to flee back under their garbage
@publiceyes4732 жыл бұрын
@@tttt4029 purposes to find egos and let them show themselves and get a laugh😁
@treycampbell40382 жыл бұрын
@@tttt4029 shhhh....
@FutbolDrones2 жыл бұрын
AB You are the best!! Your content make my days suck less. TY my friend.
@azztekk2 жыл бұрын
AB, you are the supreme master of the auditing trade. to observe frustration building in an ineffective authoritarian is truly wonderful entertainment. a big thank you to all who participated in this video 😀
@glizzforman80942 жыл бұрын
I like your vocabulary.
@tornagawn2 жыл бұрын
Just get a job you irritating waster of people in employment….. Go home! Make a cup of tea, apply for a job.
@jenfree-oo1lt2 жыл бұрын
Another amazing video from AB! ❤️❤️❤️Absolutely love how you twist them up in knots 🪢 😂😂😂😂
@yasminet63552 жыл бұрын
When you think of all the vile criminals out there and they have the nerve to say "have you nothing better to do".
@lozziel96622 жыл бұрын
and you hear it so often, in so many far-off places
@MikeEves2 жыл бұрын
Spot on, they do eff all about it
@eekthecat59407 ай бұрын
Comedy gold. I hope one day I get the opportunity to use your lines “how about that?” and “you like to give advice so I thought I’d give you some of my own” 😂😂 greetings from the states
@drecords02 жыл бұрын
AB you’re a legend! Brilliant video, your best interaction since Aldershot (Angry Cop). Keep up the good work.
@cedarkey2 жыл бұрын
The Sergeant was very much clued in. His demeanour and professionalism shone through. Shame about the two muppets though. Typical rank and file, goons.
@steveallen16352 жыл бұрын
Wow, you can get why some people are management material and others are not!
@Volound2 жыл бұрын
another hilarious one. had me laughing my ass off at the red face and the dribbling.
@Volound2 жыл бұрын
11:05 using the guys red face as an objective basis to have reasonable grounds to suspect that they are not being straight with you is absolutely doing me in. holy shit my sides.
@Volound2 жыл бұрын
also 11:30 he very nearly landed himself in trouble with that nationality comment. he knew it. he really ought to be careful with that big mouth like that.
@Volound2 жыл бұрын
the sergeant looks like the youngest one there. and he seems pretty sound of mind and astute. seems like there may in fact be merit-based promotion to an extent then. thats reassuring in a way.
@ukviewer92472 жыл бұрын
You've come here to get a rise out of the police. Then procedes to make a fool of themselves.
@ThomasSowell_2 жыл бұрын
This may have been your best work yet. Comedy gold & pure entertainment. I've seen other audits but they try too hard to go straight to the confrontation part. You however know how to hang in there for as long as possible.
@jimmydempsey68572 жыл бұрын
Usually known as " reeling them in" !
@arkis54532 жыл бұрын
Mr AB. Fantastic audit again.. by far you are a master at this.. the way you handle these goons everytime again is amazing.. Thank you for all your teachings and education.. Stay Safe.. One Love from Antwerp Belgium
@exrfn2 жыл бұрын
Alway's have a smile on my face when watching your video's A.B...You know exactly how to play the game!😂😂..Great entertainment...Thanks👍👍
@thegoldennugget592 жыл бұрын
"You want to wipe your mouth,you got dribble in there" I'm creased Good job AB 👏
@adhusky2 жыл бұрын
Well done to the Sargent. He knew exactly what was going on and that was all it needed.
@copsneedwatching7245 Жыл бұрын
BS unless he told red face and little boy to act like respectful grown ups. And i bet he didnt.
@Renegade11272 жыл бұрын
It's getting worse. SGt knew why you were there, but still came out with the 'private police property' bullshit. Then he switched to it being the police/crime commissioners 'personal property'. The police don't 'own' anything, nor does the commissioner. Everything they have the use of is provided by, and maintained at, public expense. SGt should have a look at his own council tax bill.
@martin73057 ай бұрын
Shocking you can feel the animosity towards the public