Awful Rap Battle

[@paintedone21]

Pink hair sounds like she's reading off side effects on a prescription medicine ad.

[@slvrcobra1337]

WhentheLightDies 😂😂😂

[@notarealperson9135]

Oh my lord you're right.

[@branberrycakes]

WhentheLightDies 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@gagemace]

First Last i agree

[@TruMoo200]

WhentheLightDies your name sounds like the Wii game Lit. Pretty scary

[@mver191]

Black hair girl - Thinks a rap battle is just spewing out some insults without rhyming Pink hair girl - Sounds like somebody remembering the Itunes user agreement and spewing it out fast as she can.

[@putuboy1]

Joseph Stalin Probably the best comment Ive seen grace a KZbin comment section

[@J4ckmaestro]

can I have more spew with that

[@courtneyharris1006]

Joseph Stalin lol

[@jankemjunkie6564]

Joseph Stalin hey you're me

[@Masternuckable]

Joseph Stalin now kiss.

[@montinyek6554]

"Oi, yourr rhymes come from the pooperr, I swearr to God you're not superr duperr" (c) Tupac Shakur

[@tanookitoad979]

Best part of this video.

[@spoonman6256]

Montin Yek *Shupac Takur

[@eftle2829]

I'm your 1k like

[@JeffTheEpic]

I love how the girl on the left literally only said “you’re gay” over and over

[@remisan7214]

your name is jeff the epic

[@JeffTheEpic]

Yes

[@Kali-8]

Jeff

[@EvieHarriesJackson]

The

[@Rayan-id3gk]

Epic

[@1RSGames1]

Even with critikal reviewing it, I'm having a hard time watching this.

[@1RSGames1]

Alright, I some how got through it. However my dick is not hard even when listening to critikal's narration throughout, so it's a bad day.

[@TheJGSPOCK]

i quit watching it and started again about 3 times. its really bad

[@acousticpsychosis]

"Scraping the bottom of the smegma barrel" LOL that one line was better than everything these two dolts said, and it didnt even rhyme.

[@DrymouthCWW]

oh man...that was rancidly bad. i couldnt watch it

[@romanmorales227]

it's taken me 4 tries to finish this video. I just can't handle it because of how cringy and terrible it is.

[@zackdarksky1208]

Oh god... you know it's bad when he doesn't even use any sarcasm in the title...

[@Few_Pounds]

Well deserved likes

[@justyourfriendlypebble8943]

@@Few_Pounds watching recently

[@spooky_shears]

Pink hair was 100% recited and Black hair was "you're gay" in 6 different sentences.

[@SuperPurplePancakes]

'ur bent as a fookin doorknob'

[@wingeater4838]

Wolfsplash McWarriorsTrash But pink hair has the dollar sign necklace so her lines being recited is irrelevant.

[@narcoskeptic]

all good rap battles are scripted then recited. this is hilaritrash tho

[@allurementbeats243]

She don't sucky that ducky

[@yeezyszn7208]

Dawg are you retarded this is Epik Vs. Dubz 🤣

[@fatdad2156]

"She thinks she can rap, but she's just a sap." *That is some lyrically complex shit that none of us can comprehend with our tiny mortal brains.*

[@henripentant1120]

Rap schmap. Still got it.

[@-xiirusthetwat-5481]

One of the greatest quotes in human history, second only to “This cat is just wack.”

[@wastedtalent666]

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot" 😂

[@Strype13]

No doubt. Almost on par with, "You're a dyke. I'm better on the mic." Instant mind melt.

[@Dyersobsession]

Don't worry I'm Irish you're not missing much it's still shit when you understand it

[@qores7425]

this is why we drink

[@Dyersobsession]

Qores hahahaha it sure is 😂

[@benredmond3]

For Land English is our national language lol these people are just retards

[@lolmandos]

+JustANinjaOwl It was once supposed to be a joke, you see.

[@dankgirl4683]

Bryan Garcia its a joke bro. He was just making a referreference to the irish accent.

[@vanessawalker6666]

Every pause where critikal speaks gives me the strength to continue watching the next chunk of shit that comes out their mouths

[@quaesitumspatium7751]

I wouldn’t have been able to go through it without his pauses😂

[@philthethotdestroyer4194]

😂

[@josephblanchard6248]

Lmao

[@scene6289]

*Charlie give me strength to continue*

[@someguy7376]

"People aren't even laughing at you, they're laughing AT you, YEAH"

[@julixpinguimon8023]

Hawtdawgman 9:40

[@darthbobo9445]

I couldn't stop laughing at that part

[@nineball8193]

it`s like you`re not even a girl you`re ARE a girl. from one of the rap battles critical posted

[@Bigjuicydumbdumb]

Hawtdawgman After this line I realised life is evil and must be destroyed

[@nocturne2029]

OOHHH SHIT

[@hamhi98]

Girl with the pink hair sounds like she just saw some crazy shit go down and shes trying to explain it all to the cops

[@gingerbaker1785]

Right lmao thats perfect

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

She saw a UFO and she trying to explained to everyone while holding the pictures.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

She'd be a great Scientology recruiter.

[@luucvinky2194]

“People aren’t laughing at you, they’re laughing *AT* you!” -Gandhi

[@user-il5hy5tr5z]

Lmfao😂

[@mugshotshawty7963]

Long live he always was a real one 😪

[@hafizinkhairi389]

NO...ITS LEONARDO DA VINCI

[@khalnayak9674]

Fuck gandI

[@retrogaming6960]

Ur profile dude 😂

[@OryNyuu]

Iggy Azalea's debut.

[@jakearmstrong6993]

Yuri Plisetsky She would own both of these two is the sad thing.

[@zacharybeatty5712]

Jake Armstrong truly

[@JordyValentine]

These two are probably better

[@ThatOneGuy-pg7ty]

Iggy are these girls when they combine

[@Geekypoodle]

ThatOneGuy Iggy Azalea is a DBZ fusion confirmed

[@bluereznor4901]

Ten seconds in and I already know we're fucked

[@dontknowplays3498]

BlueReznor same

[@dontknowplays3498]

BlueReznor same

[@apotato6278]

i'm swedish so i barely understand a word they say but holy shit this is bad. This is on the same level as watching a man shove a glass jar up his anus, no the previous example is not painful enough. This is as bad if not worse than watching the aftermath of the bombing of Hiroshima no no no atomic annihilation is preferable to watching this. The only thing as bad as this is swedish rap and that's basically a pale white man yelling "Hördy gördy mördu bördu" at the top of his lungs.

[@jackdaniels4975]

Same, only I thought "Oh shit I'm going to cringe" Edit: 40 seconds in and I'm already done. There's no way I'm in a legit cringe rn

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

A potato Pretty good grammar for someone who doesn't understand English.

[@agents9997]

I know there’s no beat; so how do they still sound off beat?

[@firstnamelastname180]

Because there should be an implied beat dictated by flow like metre. But there was none.

[@cracksdhead]

Because they have no rhythm. Their lines have no clear direction.

[@user-vi7sd8nh5k]

Murdering beats in a bad way

[@microwave4928]

Yeah I think everyone there was there just to laugh at them

[@mikeydflyingtoaster]

They found a way

[@sleebs]

it pains me that they think theyre good

[@AlzMarioWolfe]

It pains me that they’re adults and still doing rap battles

[@emanatingf]

@@AlzMarioWolfe It would be ok if they were actually talented, unique, legit, had a craft. And were doing professional rap battles.

[@AlzMarioWolfe]

Emanating Faucet Yeah, they’d need all those things.

[@heyoimjax]

@@AlzMarioWolfe na dude rap battles are chill in good leagues like KOTD and URL. the main different tho is that they’re talented

[@louisfernandezleija69]

1.4k like

[@nocturnalmirage1375]

So no one is gonna address this masterpiece ? "Wee, your rhymes comes from the poopeR... I sweaR to god you are not supeR dupeR"

[@sladeslayed]

Truly a bar for the ages

[@ophiolatreia93]

That's genius LOL 😂

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

my throat muscles have now closed to never be moved

[@Virusdm-qo1vp]

Straight heat

[@eryckjaicob9797]

Who’s that Kanye or Em

[@nathanfieldercoolguy4ever]

"lookin at fookin yew with pink in her hair, "I wanna be a punk rocker withflowersinmyhair." o wait, where's the flowers? sorry, don't have em dear. YEAH"

[@jackofspades9742]

frankie ! I love that part where she gets all sing songy

[@crapconnoisseur6691]

FOOKIN BARS!

[@katatonikbliss]

i like how the overlord of the event just ends it early because of how bad that was

[@LeviUlysses-mp5wg]

Your comment made me realize the genius in this line, thank you

[@agasttyadixit09]

Cardi B's origin explained

[@stacyiguodala9857]

Bro said “your rhymes came from the pooper. I swear to god you’re not super duper.” 💀💀💀💀💀 took me owt

[@JackVBaby]

Dawg i was dyiiiiiiing 😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mann8557]

She didn’t even say “but let me just say this,”

[@T20Prod]

She got close and personal with a razor sharp object

[@steroidsjob.mp4]

@@T20Prod but did she replace heath ledger's... Death

[@saranexie7809]

Snipes? 😂😂😂

[@user-ti4wy9ph1g]

u look like u got into a fight with a blunt side of an axe

[@lilspinach6097]

Did she slam a blunt object into her stomach and... Fuck; slam blunt object into her stomach... And cause internal bleeding

[@TheHaloGamer]

The pink hair girl definitely wrote, rehearsed and it seems to me she stole lyrics from a few songs in there.

[@kingucrimson5383]

jiggystardust darude-sandstorm

[@spanner7576]

TheGreenKnight doesn't everyone steal from it

[@DrGhoztz]

TheGreenKnight I love you.

[@yummymcchicken9515]

Most battles nowadays are written and rehearsed. Most freestyle battling has been out the window for 10+ years.

[@LpsAllison]

atleast the pink haires chick had some sort of foundation. the black haired chick is just spewing out nothing.

[@gg-uq6zm]

Axvrilia lol?? Did you watch the video??? Cause the girl with pink hair just said a bunch random shit as fast as she can. the girl with the black hair was definitely the winner.

[@arctorusmedia]

It's all bad. This behavior is never cool.

[@kidkruschev]

gustavo lopez the black haired girl had nothing, pink haired girl at least had substance and consistency even if it was rehearsed, black haired girl was repetitive and her second round consisted of trying to fuck with her phone lmfaooo

[@adrenochromejunkie]

Can we just be honest here? At least the pink haired girl is attractive... that's about it, she wins. I mean it's not like it'd be fair to judge this by their rapping.

[@roundabout468]

Paegan Terrorist I'd say both are equally terrible. I mean, from a freestyle perspective, at least black hair was doing it. Pink hair was just saying shit she wrote at home.

[@puddle8330]

11:13 *Gets in her face* “I wouldn’t even get close to you”

[@moistydikdikofdikdiktribe1059]

*audible screaming*

[@thekingdude6865]

Moistydikdik of DikDik Tribe silent inaudible screaming is the best screaming

[@BonerSexGaming]

Sam_9000 silent inaudible? so like quiet quietness

[@PenguinVideoStore]

It's barely a rap battle. I feel like I'm watching a terrible episode of Jeremy Kyle.

[@decalcomanie123]

Is it just me or did the pink hair girl sound like in those advertisements "stock investments are subject to market risks, read the offer document carefully before investing"

[@josephblanchard6248]

Lmaoooo hahahaha

[@dillon7981]

Information, got the exit insulation, delegation, interrogation, now it’s illiterations, now I got education and the alterations. Just a crash in nation and an assignation.. and faking her own death.

[@yourlonglostuncle14]

10:26 She could’ve just said “tree” instead of Doorknob 😂 that’s the great thing about all these shitty rap battles, none of them can ever even accidentally rhyme something when it’s so obvious

[@Texicus_Reddicus]

Where I come from door handles go sideways like a lever, rather than a knob. I think that's what she meant. Shitty line either way

[@scouticescoutice4994]

@@Texicus_ReddicusI think you’re giving her too much credit. She definitely just said the first noun that came to mind.

[@thatguywiththeravioli386]

They're not laughing at you. They're laughing *_AT_* you.

[@sebfofun7458]

You repeated that practically

[@pappyslap6239]

B

[@derfthekhemist8517]

that guy with the ravioli they’re not laughing at they’re laughing @You

[@derfthekhemist8517]

Laughing @You

[@nnnn50001]

Sebfofun No shit. That’s literally what he meant to do

[@mcsza3]

Drinking game: take a SIP of a shot for every time they say fookin'.

[@gustavoescobar1515]

A L C O H O L A B U S E

[@gotahoodie660]

The liquor isn’t destroying my liver It’s *destroying* my fookin’ liver

[@vanquishingrace5043]

Fookin lazah soights. (I wonder how many people get the reference.)

[@arabcero101]

I'm going to get alcohol poisoning

[@LuvStz]

Ruben Chapman unmanned drones fooking laser soights

[@redrounin1440]

I'm sorry but "spoon in a dishwasher with some poon and a moon and it's so dirty i'm gonna need a broom and i've got so many hit rhymes i'm gonna put you in a tomb" was THE best rhyme in this whole video

[@nnnn50001]

Why did you apologize?

[@russianname2986]

When was that said?

[@starrynight4972]

I read this as soon as it came on

[@86themadhatter27]

I haven't gotten that far yet and i'm in bits after reading that hahaha

[@shrarneomar8080]

11:19

[@reaand-rea-channel]

watching this years later, I'm now living in Scotland and 6:20 was SO on point

[@liam8854]

Incredible accent but this video is clearly from Dublin, Ireland

[@done___]

When a single rhyme is enough to warrant an "OOOOOOOH" from the crowd, you know standards are pretty low.

[@Dedgyblazer]

IM A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL INDIVIDUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE

[@crplla]

SPHERICAL

[@acousticpsychosis]

"lyrical miracle" ~DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, Time To Chill, circa 1988

[@arrogantschmuck9593]

I GOT MY HAND ON MY GAT I GOT MY HAND ON MY GAT

[@rooni8188]

FILTHY FRANK! 😹

[@johnnyt6456]

SKIPPIN AND FLIPPIN AND DIPPIN

[@leaf_god9046]

Their accents are thicker than oatmeal

[@malikoniousjoe]

Leaf_ God 2 I'd argue liquid cement but I feel we agree in the end anyway

[@anbthree786]

Leaf_ God thicc accents

[@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi]

Not that thick actually.

[@christopherkey2272]

With no water.

[@andrew-gg8ub]

every “bar” the first girl “spits” makes my spine tingle...the cringe is so strong its like a bump of coke

[@SuperSaiyan32]

*I'm a spiritual, lyrical, miracle, individual*

[@karmasleep2125]

Owen J. Focken wah ?

[@user-jf2cb6xj3t]

@@karmasleep2125 fuck the government, cause I don't give a fuck!

[@yourlonglostuncle14]

Muta Occisor Politikz, with a Z

[@lotusberry725]

Jay Legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brooo you don’t understand, I literally read this in his voice

[@karmasleep2125]

James I don’t understand, I just wanna be a punk rock girl with flowers in my hair

[@angelit161]

Jacksepticeye would be so embarrassed if he knew what his sisters were up to.

[@mr.breton6314]

Cringe

[@douggaming8093]

Lol

[@katatonikbliss]

now you understand why irish people drink so much, fucking dublin

[@AKaiBerry-zk1ns]

Broh that CoryxKenshin profile got me smilin through this cancerous video, it keeps me alive

[@Crow_Mauler_]

@@AKaiBerry-zk1ns I love his vids, too bad he disappears

[@loki-ul3rs]

This shit looks more like a poetry slam than a fucking rap battle

[@dogboy0912]

Ah yes, slam poetry. The lowest form of self expression, even below the grunts of cavemen some 200,000 years ago.

[@lovelessghost5798]

dogboy0912 1000000000*

[@infinitedogberrysan]

poetry slams.... never again....

[@GoGoTomoko]

dogboy0912 fucking amazing

[@GothaBillsAndDeath]

More like a poetry autopsy. Slam implies movement. We're viewing something that is already dead but refuses to die.

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

The pink haired girl sounds like she's reading the ending credits of a movie

[@sebili0n99]

This puts 8 Mile to shame.

[@onetastypizza]

lol

[@lukeberrie3942]

E V E R Y B O D Y F R O M T H E 3 1 3

[@onetastypizza]

Notice that this man did have his hands up

[@GetintheCAH]

*yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaa* *bowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

[@PMNS1995]

You've worked at this plant so long, you're a plant...

[@Nichaelas]

I'm a spiritual miracle lyrical individual

[@windblowscum]

Nichaelas Politicz

[@behindthememesabortedfetus6884]

The Idiodyssey Bring real hip-hop back, it's the white boy who said it!

[@exchange8694]

YO MAN FUCK THOSE FAKE ASS RAPPERS YO YO THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT FUCK THE GOVERNMENT ... BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENTS CORRUPT

[@35aizu]

B l u r r y f a c e OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE... REAL HIP HOP... OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE

[@blorfenburger]

At times, I think im David Ike

[@cymbaline4384]

Man, I love cringecore. So experimental and ground breaking.

[@krikeydial3430]

"You have the chlamydia, that's why I don't get close to ya." 🤮

[@bobbymeenderink6803]

“It tasted like cookie” she says

[@ihopenot4931]

🍪❤️

[@joegregor6060]

That's cookie....not cookies-

[@roughentumble9145]

Honestly, the part that really blows me away is that she wrote, rehearsed, AND recited the line about seamonkeys and didn't once second guess it. She spent so much time memorizing this. This was her moment. And she had absolutely no hesitation in there, not one single second of self-awareness. It's like she's standing on top of this thing and she looks at it and thinks it's this amazing marble pillar she's managed to craft through hard work and determination, but in reality it's just hunks of dried shit, and MAYBE you can sort of appreciate how much time she spent shaping it into a pillar shape, but... honestly, how did you not realize your original material stunk so bad?? Ya' know???

[@roughentumble9145]

Also I just can't believe that Yaz so utterly screwed up TWO DIFFERENT IDIOMS. Like, obviously we've got "people aren't laughin' at you-- they're laughing AAAT you!!", but then later on she delivers the incredible line "quit your day job" like. There wasn't a "don't" in there. The idiom "don't quit your day job" means "you aren't talented enough at your hobby/passion project to do it to any degree of success, so continue working at your current job for income and keep this at a hobby level." If you just tell someone to quit their day job you're saying... that they're good enough..... to make a salary, enough of one to replace their current steady income............... These are the most basic idioms on the planet. I'm so. What the HECK.

[@htxflow]

If it was all freestyle, it'll be a different story. She would just have trash off the top freestyle game....but she actually wrote this, wtf🤦🏿.

[@beanieweenie1349]

Yo we got this dude in the comment section writing a fucking in depth analysis about two random Irish girls rapping 🤣

[@smileymalaise]

@@beanieweenie1349 heh, bewbs

[@henripentant1120]

That’s her frame of reference

[@brinshut2140]

they're not laughing at you, they're laughing fookin' AHT CHEW

[@Soul13372]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thehoosher9322]

Bless you

[@ElFreakinCid]

Yeh!

[@kerradical5422]

It reminds me of that you are a wizard video 😂

[@Azoria4]

🔥 🔥

[@ClownDubstep]

Sorry, could't watch the whole thing

[@TheEman9052]

Clown Music hey, I know you

[@resdyne9590]

Clown Music I can barely make it

[@loganloy8371]

Couldn't

[@ichangedthename.mp4]

Couldn't

[@alfonsismcmullen1122]

I stopped at 2:18

[@quiettimegaming3642]

"Plastic, spastic, wants to be elastic" was the dopeest line of the last 20 years.

[@gamer-ph5on]

Dopiest*

[@dedsi8848]

The cringe is so STRONG from the left one. You could make fun of her hair, her eyeliner, come on.

[@bobbyhill4118]

Sly Fox Duke them rhymes are cringy and her hair is quite stringy, betcha she came over in a flimsy dinghy. Her family is stuck in who knows where, betcha it says where she’s from on the inseam of her underwear. Boom, could have won if I just copied Eminem’s style and said that to her.

[@bruhmoment8295]

Anthony Lane I read that in their thick accent😂

[@wolfcub1835]

I kinda think Charlie was right that they somewhat rehearsed their raps but the girl on the right wasn’t terrible or at least compared to the other girl

[@unHolyEvelyn]

@@wolfcub1835 they both suck but the pink haired girl is a LOT less painful because she doesn't say "dike n mic" every 3 seconds

[@rocketterrier]

Why is the woman with pink hair so bright compared to everyone else. It's like she's on a fucking different plane of existence.

[@teodorastojanovic3427]

daddydusknoir Stargate

[@Somescrub]

Radioactive potatoes.

[@thememeconnoisseur4088]

Damn, her hair is brighter then my future.

[@monicaf.5105]

daddydusknoir shes the main anime character

[@TehParismio]

Monica F. opening theme song plays

[@tristanchirunga9569]

"I'd take you out for a cup of tea after your done battling me, but you'd probably scare my mom"

[@mst_angel437]

Tristan Chirunga *mum lol

[@zacharybeatty5712]

This is perfect💀💀💀

[@franka1357]

Renegades is trash.

[@bangbangminecraft]

Frank Alvarez they alright

[@mali_does_a_thing5583]

*me mum

[@aanthonyy_]

im back 3 years later cuz Charlie is timelessly hilarious

[@TRexRAWWR1]

ending every verse with "yeah" isn't a good way to win

[@unHolyEvelyn]

They're Irish, I don't think they can control themselves saying "ye"

[@justincruz5720]

@@unHolyEvelyn I can’t unhear it.

[@honeybest2851]

My boi Snipes would have RUINED them {ETA: Thnx for the likes I had no idea this would pop off! I’m a year late I know lol♥️}

[@Zachary-ro6eg]

W

[@rachelcurl9969]

ONLY SEASONED VIEWERS WILL GET IT

[@DK-oc6sf]

Facts

[@tiagopaz7072]

Fuck Snipes, Viper C would demolish both

[@mr.boostang2064]

But... Let me just say this

[@jiujitsutj9994]

I could tell what the pink hair chick said, and it sounded recited as shit but it was an actual response to the cringelord that was her opponent. Which begs the question: how many lines did she recite?

They all (all the ones I heard) sounded fairly general, I think it was all recited

[@scaltra6709]

I honestly didn't think she sounded that bad I know it was recited but from what I could hear it was okay

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

@Andy Gygi I think they're talking about the pink haired one

[@remisan7214]

recited rap battles suck, freestyling is how actual rappers do, and even if you suck at freestyling, the freestyler should always beat the writter in a battle

[@mracnababa8047]

6:15 Oii, yer rhymes come from the pooper, I sweareth to God yer not super duper! Heavenly stuff

[@om3tcw1kche19]

She was focking ronning for a lonchbreak! *HEHEHEHEHHEEHYEYEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEYEHEYEYHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH*

[@michaelburkhard5033]

Those accents make it 100% better

[@GM5K-LMR]

100% better than 0 is still 0

[@FloFilzMusic]

U WOT M8?

[@averagedrummer8939]

Man the Irish rap scene is really developing

[@ShinySephiroth1]

The Serenade rap battle has sent me down a rabbit hole 😂😂

[@TrailerYardGirl]

Me too 😂

[@roboninja3194]

She rhymed hair with hair. That's some epic bars right there.

[@joegregor6060]

Dont Forget rhyming "at you" with "at you".😂😂

[@gabrielchumelcamarena5593]

It’s better then pitbull

[@bigmac92]

@@gabrielchumelcamarena5593 That’s a very low bar

[@gabrielchumelcamarena5593]

@@bigmac92 #music #artist #hiphop #nature #lasvegas

[@krikeydial3430]

This was an epic rap battle like 8 mile. I was like DAMMMMNNN!! "She got chlamydia so I don't get close to ya." Destroyed!

[@pibi1737]

,,,, how the hell is this even considered a rap battle

[@sucker517]

Because it's:😂😂😂👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌😂😂😫😫😫😫😫😫💦💦💦💦💦

[@dontknowplays3498]

Pibi but a rap war it had killed people becaus its cringe

[@hunterjohnson8903]

This is what happens when you try to rob people of their culture but you really don't belong in it

[@SergioSource]

O N D O N

[@MacroVisionify]

Rap battles are like that, full improvisation ofc there's bad and good improvisation, people like Jay Z and Big L started from there

[@BigMusicFan147]

What the fuck are all these flash cameras???? Are we at fucking sea world watching whales or something?

[@dairyking8118]

Yes.

[@tjackman]

Actually yes, I believe so.

[@ga-nn3hu]

Nathan LandShark probably a documentation crew for future super stars

[@isometimeseat]

Nathan LandShark yup its whale wars

[@Yo.Schwifty]

Nathan LandShark yee

[@100air]

As an Irish man, not only is this typical this is really easy to understand compared to other Irish people

[@Creepsandwicheater]

"their accents are a little difficult to understand"-cr1tikal "ok it can't be too bad"-me proceeds to not understand a single word spoken.

[@communistgamer3267]

Day Man yep that about sums it up

[@masterman1001]

Must be horrible being a native with limited understanding of his own language.

[@Creepsandwicheater]

+Masashiro Knight of Cookieland not as horrible as it to not understand sarcasm, irony or exaggeration.

[@Linkl0nk]

I actually have no idea if I want to sit through this video. The last one was excruciating, but I guess I'll try. As long as I don't hear, "I bet you have pubic hairs", I should be okay. Save me Jesus.

[@daaryn]

Link2448 Last one was kinda funny now i cant even hear them and Blonde girl sounds Like she is reciting

[@coleemmersonhallman5329]

No no the last one was fucking Kendrick compared to this.

[@bogdankowalski7132]

Link2448 I love the fact you edited it. looks like you wrote save me after watching the video

[@averystupidcommenter5664]

Zer0Sawg that’s cause he did.

[@happyone234]

I sat on a cat that was fat who ate a rat on a mat black as a bat my rhymes make you say "wat"

[@aidangarvey7049]

But were you wearing a hat?

[@done___]

Hey My name is Jay And I got something to say I rock the party in a major way

[@aries6663]

Nursery rhymes for LIFE

[@TheBadWoo]

Bars

[@unglemergy]

youre hired. meet in the field at dusk or just after.

[@brownguy903]

this was hard to watch, but i powered through so you don't have to live off ramen for a month

[@CrimsonDude_]

Doesn't he donate the ad revenue to charities?

[@christopherwilliams6048]

Handsome Kiddo probably not even getting ads with the profanity

[@codmanic5]

thats filthy fucking frank

[@spoonman6256]

codmanic5 It sure as fuck is

[@stacysaurusrex]

Only if an ad plays he gains revenue. U can donate to his patreon

[@Webberjo]

This battle is 50% atrocious rhymes, 50% a waste of time, 100% reason to not be alive. These kids are out past their bedtime, this battle shouldn't have been posted online.

[@dumbdumb572]

Webberjo 50% sea 50% weed

[@Webberjo]

Everyone knows you must fight fire with fire.

[@iFeelGlee]

you got better bars then them, and you only slightly rhymed.

[@dumbdumb572]

***** Fuck it.

[@InconspicuousBot]

Rhyming words that end in “-ation/-ition/-otion” is probably the laziest and lamest way to pass off having some tight science.

[@bengal4468]

As long as you don't abuse it, most things can sound good if the MC demonstrates the actual ability to rap with flow and change it up with nuances. The person on the right could have done something with if their flow wasn't so abysmal and rushed.

[@musicisourweapon]

rip Skynut

[@makunu2179]

The lady is speaking in terms and conditions : 4:05

[@LunaticSign]

Those rhymes really tickled my cucumber. Now it's a pickle. With chlamydia

[@communistgamer3267]

Iron Loli not again

[@Guitarfollower22]

As soon as I saw the outfit of "referee" I knew this was taking place in a European country.

[@iwish4it]

Guitarfollower22 lol adidas tracksuit i

[@jonstamonsta20]

Outfit was designed exclusively at JD sports.

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Do you need a new screen?

[@neikoo7785]

Nope just British chav style

[@TotallyRandomForever]

I know he warned us, but I still wasn't prepared for this level of awful.

[@eclipse-xg6my]

Black Hair: I have never even heard about you. Also Black Hair: I heard that you have clsdfgksegl

[@craigriches9561]

This un-moist me... :(

[@Captain_Titus3867]

Craig Riches dry af

[@themoistegg]

Fr

[@TheArnold1234567890]

( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

[@CanonicalChaos]

I've started to see a pattern with these videos. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT RHYTHM IS.

[@justincruz5720]

Where the flow at?

[@henripentant1120]

Easy they left their spoon sets at home.

[@janeld9297]

I was already screaming by the first minute. I can't even finish the video

[@hellothere5871]

True poetry, tears in my eye's, shit on the floor, and a complete loss of hope in life.

[@GarbaggioGoblino]

This sounds like a slightly heated conversation, not a rap battle. There's no rhythm in their "raps". It makes me want to die.

[@NoSleep-zi4fb]

That yaz girl was on Ireland’s got talent a few months ago.

[@khatunamezvrishvili6211]

Can I have a link please?

[@luismt7542]

PEPPER SPRAY kzbin.info/www/bejne/f16zgKOaipebjKs Pretty sure this is her

[@47ratsinahoodie]

Oh no 😂

[@imrank9282]

Did she call the judges gay for her whole verse? 😂

[@TehMJB]

If anyone wants to know what the judge at 12:40 said: "What's the story, Tall-Order, yeah? Think Tanita took that one, yeah? She just came more prepared than Yaz, yeah? 'Shit Happens in a Coma', make sure you cop that. 'Soul Rain' as well. Tall-Order droppin' soon, yeah?"

[@andreuskassotis1079]

Impressive

[@hastur-thekinginyellow8115]

So... he literally tried to push his mixtape in the middle of judging the competition? What a guy.

[@hannah8719]

"Oi, Your rhymes come from the pooper. I swear-a to god you're not super duper"

[@koobyboy4304]

People aren't laughing at you they're laughing @ you

[@CashTheRealest]

Why are people clapping?

[@nfacebabii1721]

Cash The Realest because they’re all trash and don’t know what real rap is 😂😂

[@emanatingf]

@@nfacebabii1721 Exactly. They don't know anything about the true Spirit of Hip-Hop & they have no soul

[@rangor_dangor]

Most likely to make the two girls feel better.

[@katatonikbliss]

they, like us, crave bad rap battles

[@jonathanjensen189]

It's either that or eat potatoes. Do you see any potatoes in this video?

[@Sendtheshutter]

These are the only Cr1tikal videos that I think are actually hard to watch. Not because of him, but because of the cringiness of these battles.

[@malikoniousjoe]

Chroma lux I see you have sought shelter amongst the comments as well. Beware however, that the "rappers" are still up there, and they await their chance to make you cringe.

[@kostavasic1467]

Why it sound like the second girl reading a Dr. Seuss book or sum shit

[@starlapelle]

i am SURE those photos being taken are absolutely awful

[@mryoshi1221]

Jillipenny anything with flash, even in the dark, is bad

[@Varooooooom]

They could've recorded the sunset and that footage would've been light years better than what I had to see here.

[@meowchie310]

boom bam bap badabap pow. I'm not a rapper.

[@TheZohanLohan]

Meowchie glasses, jacket, shirt

[@ukuthulakhumalo6288]

ZohanLohan call me glasses jacket shirt guy

Hippity hoppity rip rapparooha

[@roronoazoro8626]

I'm the best rapper here Cause I rhyme here with here Mmmmmm pizza🍕

[@thubbscc8526]

Ooooohhhhhhh

[@keiv110]

As a person from Dublin Ireland i can say that thats what half of dublin sounds like

[@kingme40k]

Why is Hila Klein in the background?

[@justdj9438]

loooooool

[@ogstef]

Hila smokin a J in the back

[@savethedsms2449]

Idk King

[@sexylazercatwizard]

Tryna get away from her shitty husband

[@unHolyEvelyn]

@@sexylazercatwizard i don't blame her, this is easier to watch than the podcast.

[@fernandomorales4691]

5:07 why would you bring a kid to a shitty rap battle. Atleast bring him to a good one so he can learn to spit bars.

[@BanEatingFrogs]

The voicemail thing makes me cringe almost as hard as her rapping

[@Kali-bs7oj]

Charlie making an Irish accent was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@dyerxmaker93]

*F* *O* *K* *I* *N* *G*

[@bobbyhill4118]

LukEisNotOk “for the king, is that what you mean”

[@RES61527]

😂😂😂

[@emmanuelstyles6345]

Girl with pink hair has some bars. Both of their styles are nonexistent, but it's obvious who has better bars.

[@zomgwow]

Emmanuel Styles Problem is that the doyke clearly rehearsed her shit beforehand, ruining the purpose of a battle

[@emmanuelstyles6345]

So many famous rappers can't even improvise a freestyle, so I give her a pass on that. We already knew it was going to be cringy, but at least she was prepared.

[@ninjaword61]

Captain Pronin Most rap battles are written unless specified otherwise her problem wasn't rehearsing it; it was her monotone delivery that reminds me of sixth grade presentations that makes it look like shit. She's also obviously nervous and rapping isn't her thing

[@ronalddebbarma6882]

His Scottish accent had me of the floor laughing so much xD xD

[@nannesoar]

"Hibbity hoppity do I hear 4 dollars? Do I hear 4 dollars? 4 dollars? 4? 4? 4? 4? Fou-huhe-huhe-uh-huah."

[@bobskets8702]

Top ten anime rap battles

[@TheArnoldification]

....by WatchMojo

[@Tanerickohoch1]

IPullThings nice teamwork guys.