High Energy Rap Battle

This is the greatest energy of All Time

[@frotater]

Can’t wait for the English Dub

[@Sleepin-N-Snoozn]

I genuinly laughed at this joke. Thanks.

[@mollyryan5381]

Same

[@destroyahdestroyah9584]

Subs over dubs, loser

[@jf1376]

Ha

[@itsjustnia336]

@@destroyahdestroyah9584 wooosh

[@daypsiequartz]

He...he somehow managed to sound like a southern preacher, a used car salesmen, Mr. T, and a slam-poet all at once. And they’re also all on methamphetamine.

[@blockhead8134]

Ey ,,,, let's not give meth a bad rep

[@Moonkay-wr1zl]

@@blockhead8134 ayo your saying that like your walter white

[@Lovegun.]

😂😂

[@1WEareBUFO1]

That sounds like a better rapper TbH

[@EyeOfKings]

you know the rap is so bad that when Cr1tical stops talking you forget its on his channel and almost click away to another video

[@SkipCamTX]

I almost accidentally downvoted the video for this reason.

[@Teamsween]

Gave me a solid chuckle

[@Anxiety_Asylum]

it was so bad i actually left the video and had to come back to it lmao...

[@nekosaiyajin8529]

Someone here with that fucked up short term memory damn im not the only one

[@s3njiro901]

The guy in the hat is impossible to understand and the bald guy sounds and looks like he's about to cry

[@Overqualification]

Sums up the video pretty good

[@Metalmara]

This sounds like my parents arguing

[@VentureOfAnOutcast]

:( feelsbadman

[@KccArt]

So, you have to dads?

[@KccArt]

*two dads

[@crackedemerald4930]

Damm, they must be frustrated poets. That could explain a bit of the arguing

[@gothcloud5381]

It's not a phase mom my parents fighting sounds like meat hitting meat

[@ezekielbenavides2740]

That type-o line actually wasn't that bad. The double meaning is good, but it could've been done way better.

[@Anandrielle]

Ezekiel Benavides Yeah some of his lines were okay, he just doesn't have the flow or the presence.

[@lucapachee9863]

@@Anandrielle No flow, no cadence and no presence. Soul Khan clone.

[@malcolmhodnett8874]

That Type O joint is definitely fire if someone else said it. That’s not a rap battle line lol

[@firstnamelastname180]

@@malcolmhodnett8874 it's absolutely a battle line, when tf else would you use it?

[@firstnamelastname180]

@@lucapachee9863 other dude is trying very hard to be thesaurus but louder wacker and more incoherent

[@michanforever]

"think you can beat me to a pulp? that's a pulp fiction" is actually my favorite line in this entire bad rap battle

[@theclassyxenomorph1301]

That and the typo line are my favorite

[@poopyheadspoop3758]

That's kind of bar tho

[@kawaiibats2822]

Those two lines were actually not bad!!!

[@tananatana4011]

That unironically goes kinda hard

[@booprice5473]

I’m bulk pissin my cock piston.

[@violetbeats7]

No man can ever top Snipes’ awkwardness and lack of lyricism/intelligence

[@Laocoon283]

🎶 If he ever has a kid, sticks his dick in a cunt, we should all agree to kill the kid 🎶 Those bars live rent free on my head

[@apidimus7347]

I will try

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

Rapping in a Charlie Brown shirt is almost on another level of greatness in the hip hop industry.

[@curdoggie]

Kekistani Umbreon it's a Wu Tang Clan shirt

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

Curdoggie That makes more sense.

[@faizalf119]

Kekistani Umbreon Yo don't diss Charlie Brown he a good nigga protecting his squad and treat em right

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

Faizal F Absolutely.

[@RhythmGrizz]

It has the Wu Tang Clan logo right on it. Or are you not familiar?

[@ElectronicGems]

Ahh No Coast, the Kidz Bop of battle rap leagues

[@Eliqueme]

What the hell are you doing here...

[@PermaJeff]

@@Eliqueme chillin obviously

[@PatrickHogan]

That Pulp Fiction and Type O line, though.

[@mommyslittlegamer9667]

yeah the henry dude wasn't even bad

[@FloppyDisk893]

*"YOUR TYPE O"*

[@Afroctopus]

i actually liked the henry guy, makes me think of ryan renolds rapping or something. he got a couple genuine chuckles out of me, and nothing he said made me cringe or anything

[@TheNaaproductions]

Would’ve been SOLID if he actually led up the pulp fiction line with a movie concept or a tarintino concept it would’ve been easy for him to do the type 0 line with the tarintino concept too

[@FUnazis]

Yeah he was alright, mostly because you could actually understand what the fuck he was saying

[@sirbillius]

I saw "rap" and "penguinz0" and instantly felt a premature mini cringe.

[@blueknight1109]

KnightCaster weak

[@REALwoombath]

Premature cringe happens to the best of us.

[@jimothyjamothy8971]

I felt a cringe looking at that dead meme profile pic

[@ignaciogimelli1613]

@@REALwoombath you know what other premature thing happens to the best of us?

[@dumbnfreshh]

the precum of cringe

[@vingadivo8707]

Think you can beat me into a pulp? THATS A PULP FICTION.

[@HatsOnJohn]

VINGADIVO my spine collapsed into itself from the cringe

[@redrocketrider]

HatsOnJohn So you don't like art?

[@matthewdickhausen4710]

Think I like orange juice with extra pulp? THATS PULP FICTION

[@t0nicss867]

that was actually a really good punchline...

[@kidkruschev]

VINGADIVO the long pause following that completed it

[@metro2673]

Guy in the suit was just spewing dad jokes.

[@HumbleHonkingEnthusiast]

The level of moisture and energy here is akin to throwing a toaster in the bathtub

[@herb4n7egend]

Emitz that comparison fits quite well considering that what it feels like to listen to this mistake of a rap battle

[@UrkelJerk]

Thats pretty moist

[@logand450]

Am I the only one that thought that white dude was pretty dope though? The Pulp Fiction line was pretty sick.

[@belletaunde102]

Nah this dude was a whole ass retired magician trying to turn battle rapper. It was cringe for me...

[@calub_wendex1233]

Not really lol. The type o line was nice though

[@Moist_c0deRed]

@@belletaunde102 you’re biased lol they were good lines and both battlers were well put together and it was a good battle to me honestly. The guy was trying to be Dizaster but , overall it was okay compared to professional battles.

[@quantumleap7964]

"anywhere its written that you're winning is a typo and by the end ill be dripping in your type O" ngl henry was spittin

[@wolfhaleyy6586]

yes you are

[@MiroslavKosanovic]

Not many people know this but Eminem didn't start his carrier in Detroit, but in Crewbar

[@supermalevitality1187]

is "carrier" intentional I genuinely can't tell

[@MiroslavKosanovic]

My bad

[@supermalevitality1187]

no I think it improves it

[@kalabaster357]

Ciga Reper iz Kostolac vs Sandokan MC

[@ignaciogimelli1613]

@@kalabaster357 sure thing, bud

[@suezuccati304]

Me from a foreign country: "Do I speak english so badly that i do not understand what's this guy saying?" Penguinz0: "I made out 3 words of whatever the guy was saying" Me: "Okay, it's not just me"

[@Girtharmstrong69]

Silence weeb

[@Girtharmstrong69]

@susz0 yeah idk why they think they are funny

[@jaskajokunen3716]

Asstolfo

[@suezuccati304]

@@Girtharmstrong69 because you got ratioed.

[@qonran]

Anyone notice that white dude in the back nodding his head and thinking this shit is fire. Glancing at the black guy for approval

[@elijahnakumura4375]

“Did he think this was fire?” “Do black ppl still say fire?” “Yeah...he noddin his head, this fire!”

[@faizalf119]

Secropicy and the black guy was like "I left Compton for this?"

[@elijahnakumura4375]

Faizal F The black guy was probably like “This is how ppl think all of us act?”

[@coughpillbox748]

Elijah Nakumura he'd be pretty self centered to think that lmao

[@elijahnakumura4375]

cough pillbox true , some ppl do tho lol

[@joshuamacks6087]

Low key that type O line was pretty nice.

[@wholesomealexx1134]

The black guy in the back is visibly cringing. The fact that the rest are enjoying this is hilarious. The white guy with the Obey hat is cringing even more lmao.

[@ibibuki3943]

The high-energy guy sounds like one of those intense preachers you hear on shortwave radio. It's just missing a few hallelujahs thrown in from the crowd.

[@lizziek.5034]

Through Henry is the best dressed and most bald rapper on stage

[@mdaily318]

lobster circle I mean Northernlion

[@sauwensvk7589]

+2 ​@@mdaily318

[@TheAndrewj96]

That “type O” line was actually pretty good, though...

[@lieutenantrarted8323]

*this shit was almost as bad as when my fuckin teacher thought adding dabs into the math curriculum was a good idea*

[@chumpfrey937]

it wasnt?

[@sirflattop1089]

is it not a good idea?

[@fafafagat]

I want him fired. This is worse than sleeping with your students. #TRUTH

[@SexyFace]

fafafagat what if it's a her

[@REALwoombath]

Sure they did, kid.

[@BLoSkills]

I like how every white battle rapper just tries as hard as they can to be eminem

[@doggwithdabutter5552]

Eh, sometimes.

[@gravy3858]

@@doggwithdabutter5552 almost every time bro

[@clock187]

They just rhyme words with more than one syllable

[@hapleapple3749]

The issue they always have is that they can't put energy into what they're saying without sounding like a hungry baby with a megaphone.

[@katatonikbliss]

how were either of these guys trying to be eminem...

[@SeylorCh]

I can never finish watching these, I just can't handle it...

[@BerserkerSnake98]

I used to be best friends with BP, I was very supportive of him and always encouraged him to chase his dream and keep getting better. Through out the years though he started getting more disparate for attention and he was always forcing me and my friends to share his videos to random people so that he can blow up and get famous. He was stuck on this mindset for years and everyone in the group was already busy with other things in our lives and never had time to do what wanted us to do. He would call us bad friends for not going to his shows or events, we always told him that we don't have time to go or we were busy with work. The rest of the group stopped supporting him and didn't interact with his content anymore, I was the last one to show him support and tried to share his music with other small rock bands or musicians. We had a fight that split up the group and we didn't t talk to BP for a whole year and around 2023 we started talking again but didn't last long . Very fake dude that tries to act like the nicest person but will completely abandon you if don't give him what he wants or be on his side even he is in the wrong and will never apologize for his mistakes even if it costs his friendship. I loved this dude like a brother and had high respect and admiration for him and just looking back on this video brings back some good memories . Even if BP hates me and wishes the worst for me, I will never hate him and I won't ever wish him any bad will because part of me still wants that brother to come back.

[@BarryBruh]

Is this where Lil Pump originated from

[@DevilsKnight777]

Lemon yea

[@angelooo6091]

We must destroy it then

[@angelooo6091]

Yes dis is de way

[@mrmcgee6026]

Of course. But I wish he came back there and never returned

[@shockarm25]

Lets be real lil pump would rap circles around these goobers

[@hybridstomper5820]

The person that wasn’t yelling won

[@Falconifan]

For once.

[@superspookshelly2711]

Is this slam poetry?

[@linklgas1691]

certainly not "poetry," ask Genghis Swan what real poetry is

[@the5thestate587]

Super Spook Shelly Might as well be.

[@BLoSkills]

There's no beat and their flow fucking blows so it might as well be

[@irmu4556]

Cynthia cyn thi a. Jesus died for our cyn thi as.

[@unglemergy]

imagine winter in canada.

[@slimbutterdog8111]

This video has such a classic KZbin feel

[@ChrisPayneHBTW]

Obvious scripting and rehearsal by Ballistic Puberty with a template "fill in the blank with your name" rap

[@CollinMckenna]

Most of the stuff didn't even have anything to do with the other rapper. Talking about driving off a cliff with someone with dreads or something, lol.

[@randalbissel489]

i mean in the real battle rap scene ur supposed to use writtens and people rlly only freestyle when its as a rebuttal

[@strajee]

yeah it was definitely scripted from belligerent panties

[@0xsergy]

Donlad Trump Ive been against you until now but my opinion has been swayed. Whens the start date?

[@moistboy64]

almost every battle rap is written

[@mexicangamer54able]

Lmao, I know the fat dude. He and I went to high school together and he legitimately made me cringe whenever he would try to rap. Shit gave me goosebumps

[@angrytoast1497]

Top 10 anime cliffhangers.

[@gonsailing1788]

Angry Toast Too 10

[@KawaiiBabyTragon]

Gonsailing 2ten4u

[@user-mz6sh4uo7u]

sheesh, "i'll be dripping in your type o" u gotta give that to him man

[@robertedelman8152]

I can't sorry critical

[@Rosa-jo3uq]

What?

[@robertedelman8152]

My face almost caved in from the cringe so I had to stop like half way through

[@Falconifan]

This was one where I started it, gave it an automatic like, then saved it for later when I could stomach it.

[@jeffreydavis2578]

"Rap battling me is like climbing a high voltage fence" meh not bad.

[@creativeUtubehandle]

"Doing this one thing is like doing *enter bad thing*" BARS

[@ronnie8271]

@@creativeUtubehandle yes indigo, that is called a simile.

[@GroovydawgJ]

@@ronnie8271 its not called bars tho. it’s obviously a simile but we’re discussing if its BARS or not. its objectively not. its something a 7 yr old could think of. basic

[@counterfeit6089]

I like the oddly cinematic lighting and camera techniques, truly accentuates the quality of the rap battle

[@Falconifan]

Yes, the " looking up from the dentist chair" ambient lighting technique.

[@casualquestmen]

sometimes i don't even watch your videos i just put them on in the background to listen to your beautiful monotone voice.

[@itstitotv3950]

Casual Quest I do the exact thing

[@DarthLore00]

My god is this high energy, this is nearly as ridiculous as Charlie's voice at 5:43AM completely stoned.

[@ThatShitCrayZ]

More like it’s as pathetic as your life is if you’re stoned at 5:43 am on a weekday.

[@DarthLore00]

ThatShitCrayZ I also love taking jokes seriously

[@sourcesauce]

what was that sentence also meirl

[@cd-mestay5600]

The meatball looks like a very unimportant Saints Row character

[@Archetex]

2:15 "Verbal queefing". OMFG I'm in tears XD

[@tbanderr]

Echs dee

[@jebuschris7134]

you sound like a mix between an edgy kid from 2011 and a fuck boi Instagram account

[@DewmonicAbyss]

ORLY? LEWL! HE JUST GOT DA PWNZ

[@Anonymous12465]

Archetex WAY TO FUCKING SPOIL IT.

[@mexicangamer54able]

I know the fucking dude with the black cap lmao.

[@pete7720]

i had to pause the video at 6:27 to mentally prepare for donkey kongs 2nd turn.

[@Victor-ey2xj]

Am i supposed to look at a guy shouting in my ear for 10min

[@TheClockblocker]

Victorfaarvang YES! YES! YES!

[@Jabroney]

I’ve always had a hard time finishing cringey videos, I think I feel a lot of empathy for people in videos like this cause I know I would think about this like at least 1x/ day for the rest of my life and shudder with regret

[@BenjaminNBS]

Had to pause at least 4 times through cringe fatigue. It hurt.

[@REALwoombath]

Ben Howard heh, amateur

[@WillZill]

It sounds like they just took some kid who plays call of Duty outside of his house for the first time in 3 months and then they put him on stage

[@crazyman98fmFIFA]

I think it's good care centers for autism have this kind of activities

[@dollenrm]

પેંગ્વિન you made me spit my drink out in laughter, I hope you're fucking happy

[@redblueandgray]

I work with autistic kids. They're more dope than this.

[@lidlid7815]

I am embarrassed everyone has to see this, because as a fellow Chicagoan, I can day that this is show a true Chicago rapper.

[@HatsOnJohn]

How do you even live through these videos Charlie?

[@nocturne2029]

HatsOnJohn kinda like being addicted to heroin, it hurts you but you love it

[@oscarmonstah5353]

Nocturne that was deep.

[@rockinthecazbah4]

7:45 that guy just violently shaking his head like "Just stop man, please, for everyone"

[@arctorusmedia]

I hope I never meet anyone who does this shit in real life.

[@nerdcity]

I kinda liked some of those rhymes.

[@lacanian1500]

lmao

[@Ray3d.]

Hi nerd city

[@jordanmcmorris5248]

Lol Henry was pretty decent

[@phelan8385]

cuz ur a nerd LOL

[@VarinderBhandal]

And they said white people don’t have culture.

[@TheEnixSquared]

but he's asian

[@maginotline9601]

darmstrong I don’t know, everywhere he goes it seems he gets copious amounts of likes from every comment.

[@b23beatz]

The Real Knack they’re bots

[@camerongalles8617]

Hitler Gorilla imagine talking to another human and telling them that yeah I use bots so I can get more likes on my KZbin comment and they ask why and he just sits there and in the background the windows shutting down sound plays

[@thomasmccrystal5340]

Lol wtf

[@AngelMayhem]

I want to die a horrible death after hearing this, the only thing keeping me going is penguinz0's advice and wisdom.

[@timetostop9221]

I wrote this song for the Christian youth, to tell kids about the Christian truth...

[@thomasmihai3693]

He's the original G

[@ImTheYowie]

Thomas mihai he is G-sus!

[@itsbunessa]

He's the son of the original G

[@WolfenDay]

You wanna' reach the kids out in the street, you gotta' do a rap to a hip-hop beat..

[@tyler4538]

4:47 Charlie that was 🔥 not going to lie

[@abeansiegal]

these are so hard to watch but i persevere for Charlie's commentary

[@FKProds]

This rap battle was actually entertaining. For once, the commentary was just some sweet icing, and the cherry, and the over indulgent sweet sauce.

[@bigjoe2438]

Tupac who?

[@basicbacon5951]

Hupac?

[@vicecityrocks1]

Basic Bacon damn that was too much

[@zayzay4288]

eminem? more like when it ends? that was terrible.

[@paskinrofl]

Big Joe is the

[@Falconifan]

LMAO!!

[@Hakajin]

7:22 The guy on BP's right (stage left, I guess) makes the funniest face at BP's lame anti-Semitic joke; it's like he can't believe he said that.

[@flute2010]

"Everything is so over lit" Could say that again 😎

[@ancilodon]

Its just a shower Everything is so over lit

[@hybridstomper5820]

5:20 is a bar talking bout typo dripping in your type-O

[@drakebuentello2]

Crew bar more like boo bar, cause that bar isnt having any fun

[@Thoughtless427]

I think this is the genuine best rap battle out of all the bad ones Charlie’s reviewed, if you get past the screaming, there are some half decent bars in there.

[@AndyWardinho]

That's what I was thinking, if they executed it better it wouldn't be awful

[@DammitSinged]

_YES YES YES_

[@bigty4725]

Awww yea I’ve been waiting for some MOIST Rap lyricz

[@derekbarnes4476]

Big Ty Me too lol

[@thirdeyedull5410]

did someone say moist?

[@bigty4725]

ImMoist lol I did indeed

[@thirdeyedull5410]

it is indeed, moist here now.

[@mrsofaking3938]

This is beyond the definition of dry

[@joeyj52]

The one in the leather cap reminds me of in 8 mile when Eminem says "blah bidee blah blah blah bidee blahh" mocking the guy he's battling

[@Tom-uk2rf]

we truly have lost de way

[@ZanraiKid]

Tom e’rybuddy need to ged dee Ebola

[@rechargegamesstudio2803]

ebola is part of the wae

[@magnetboy8328]

*click click*

[@emiliojose8659]

show me da wey

[@sethtigner]

How did you get here

[@icecoldnut5152]

This sounds like a group of nerds got together and went "is he doing a rap right now? I think thats what that was... WOOOO I CAN GET JIGGY WITH IT BOIS."

[@icecoldnut5152]

9:30 AND WHY THE FUCK IS THAT GIRL DANCING

[@Obelus_OG]

This is Dustin from Stranger Things now. Feel old yet?

[@jarvismcdoogle9041]

Obelus noooo😂😂😂😂

[@TwinkleToesLorna]

just like Critical said, I don't understand how rap battles evolved into graphic death threats. i remember being in a huge rap battle event. my brother was competing with other amatuer rappers and some big names from our country. there were good rhymes, no death threats, the insults were personal and obviously directed to the oponent (so you can clearly see it wasn't rehearsed. they insulted their appearances, style, even talent). the oponent answered the diss by obviously referencing what he had heard. and they generally constructed coherent and sensical sentences

[@gbethos5798]

0:14 That was almost as bad as your bored burgers joke. Almost.

[@JCsoloPlays]

U mean almost as great

[@josh_bartholomew_2530]

Very close. Let’s hope he doesn’t use the shit out of the joke

[@willn8136]

Good*

[@dht7377]

more like BOOwalk burgers

[@jerrydank9121]

Bad? You are truly insane

[@jeremyholt1658]

We need more rap battle content from Charlie in 2022

[@oarck]

i am the first person in the history of mankind to finish watching this video

[@chambassexy5714]

Ordan O boi it's been up for 1 minute, the video is 10

[@pigwank420]

[CITATION NEEDED]

[@ZrogiX]

You are a god amongst us peasants

[@ObviusRetard]

Charlie did it before you

[@lollielloyd5308]

"Might have heard 2 words that rhymed during this Maori haka" 🤣 Im Maori and that was the funniest reference I have ever heard

[@amrice1234]

lol the one dude in the suit sounds like he's doing spoken poetry and the guy in the snapback is just screaming jfc

[@EmJeko]

Rhyming typo with type-o. Genius.

[@Pre-Post-Mortem124]

You're not safe from the cringe down here.

[@TiciTotyTony]

8:38 notice how the dude in the back had The Walking Dead spoiled for him 🤣

[@CorneliusCornbread]

I love my dad

[@Nezzen-]

*That's not healthy*

[@bigpoppapump5993]

23Link89 brudda u gay?

[@rechargegamesstudio2803]

+I am the senate thats to much horse power at my engine bay...

[@niteclef]

Me too man

[@RegicideKo9]

then why don't you wash him?

[@GeniVaraku]

when he said "ill be drenched in your Type-O" i felt that. fire bar

[@bigjoe2438]

Iceman Etika would destroy both of them

[@octobobo99]

Big Joe *Eviscerate

[@juda210]

He’s too busy playing Minecraft to care

[@linklgas1691]

genghis swan would absolutely murder iceman though

[@nightcollapse]

@LinkIgas That's an unfair fight, Genhis Swan is unstoppable.

[@FLEASPIRIT13]

That rapping just turned everyone in the bar gay

[@cabosefromblutem3796]

My chromosomes hurt. Thanks Charlie

[@blueknight1109]

Cabose from blu tem weak

[@slasherbinks14]

i love eminem’s new album

[@cometkiller6444]

Thorough Henry has been the strongest competitor we've seen yet

[@TheRealWHITExMAN]

Charlie you better stop cooking my boys, you know that s*** was fire on God no cap certified hood classic Mr. Clean know what I mean denim jean. 💀💯

[@dabossman5650]

lowkey the white guys second verse was decent-there was some good ass wordplay there

[@phelan8385]

he said dripping in your type o, like that's kinda creative

[@chrischansfantabottlecolle4368]

Spit my water out when I heard "Ballistic puberty"

[@papa_zay.]

the second guy sounds like ernie from george lopez

[@Takimeko]

I'm dead

[@austins.2495]

I’m glad Moist’s voice has more life in it these days

[@consul5531]

It`s lonely at the top

[@nickdirienzo2849]

" I'll pull my knife out and put lines on this square like an axis graph!" Gotta admit that shit was good.

[@TheFuse25]

Goddammit, I love these

[@ewanedwards6822]

dude actually sounds like that sterotypical movie guard dog barking its fucking lungs out when the protagonist climbs over a crooked metal fence Alternatively you could even say the fuckin dude sounds like the SMT3 boss theme

[@brando5746]

The one day he doesn’t greet us with that loving intro imma Logan Paul myself

[@doctormoisturizer8321]

Not even the captions could capture his insane raps

[@brazilianbanker33]

hello

[@MaximumSherman]

Dope Ass Nuts hey

[@D3w10n]

Haya

[@azaelmaoo]

how are you doing man? how's the family?

[@brazilianbanker33]

A Santiago pretty good you?

[@MaximumSherman]

Everyone having a good day?