Awkward Stories From The Closet 2

[@MirianRodrigues483]

Train guy: Do you want a beer? Phil: Yes, we will serve beer at our wedding.

[@OddiMiseinen]

This made me scream so loud, I'm laughing like a dying horse

[@gingerjesss2093]

@@OddiMiseinen is it a dying pregnant horse though? 😂

[@michael___684]

this emote looks like tanjiro of the demon slayer

[@LovisasMustasch]

The passport part confused me? Dose he have relatives in Sweden ?

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

You got NOTICED😁

[@idkhbtfzero]

imagine actually having the confidence to shoot your shot and you get told to be a sheep, im so sorry dwayne

[@realrandoms1013]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@BillRatMan1999]

that's a description of my life tbh 😅

[@dawnclarke8309]

Did you spam the middle word suggestion

[@MiaRose02]

be a SHEEP, lmao i cried at that part im dyinggg

[@emmiehutton9107]

hey that could be a dream for some people

[@s-aga]

“are they gay or alternative” *top ten questions scientists still can’t answer*

[@saraaAAAGH]

Both, Duh

[@mackenziemilani-kaufman7580]

Both is just bisexual

[@saraaAAAGH]

@@mackenziemilani-kaufman7580 not all bi’s are alt tho

[@aiden.ambulance]

usually both

[@mackenziemilani-kaufman7580]

@@saraaAAAGH true, very true. I generalized based off of myself, whoops

[@hewwowen1968]

Imagine trying to get your crush to kiss you by pretending to be hypnotized. Wild

[@alisonmcalistair]

I once asked a girl if she would kiss me because I wanted to see if my chapstick tasted good... she laughed at how stupid I was being but she kissed me anyway

[@Youdontneedtoknowwhy]

@@alisonmcalistair smooth 👌 😎

[@paranoidandroid3623]

@@alisonmcalistair you're my icon lol

[@zanthiablue5254]

Biggest 12 year move I have ever heard tbh.

[@suneatingsinner8147]

Hi Dwayne

[@caffeinefiendd]

dwayne: **waiting for his kiss** phil: _be a sheep_ dwayne: 👁👄👁

[@gogglez8012]

🐑👄🐑

[@Phanartist]

🐑💗🧒🏻

[@noceurwriters]

dwayne:😚 phil:🐑

[@bri2149]

imagine being in love with Phil when you were like 14 and now he's a KZbinr and you see him talk about you in his video where he asked you to be a sheep while you pretended to be hypnotized so he would kiss you

[@Roozyj]

I'd be like: "OH MY GOD HE FINALLY REALISED IT THANK GOD" xD

[@srahbby]

i would be so embarssed TT

[@yoshi3794]

@@addiebz unnus annus

[@DrawingZerberus]

Glad to see it

[@lawsofnatcher]

memento mori bud, cheers

[@catherinelapointe8024]

Dwayne, Blaine and Bane, the unholy trinity of gay panic

[@EmilyJayne16]

This is my favourite comment. 😂

[@stephanie-om1mw]

1000th like. you're welcome.

[@noceurwriters]

PFFF-

[@dinanikolaidis2256]

Waiting for Shane, Layne, and Cain in the next one

[@MissMiaCarolin]

Phil telling the boy who gets "hypnotized" to steal a kiss from him to 'be a sheep' is weirdly on brand.

[@shay4210]

“my horse is pregnant” is actually an excuse i’ve used before.... since my horse was ... actually pregnant

[@aeiara]

I didn't neigh that was that good of an excuse, so get off your high horse. Saddle yourself among us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@AriVirtual]

Thats awesome, was it girl or boy pony? names? (This is cute and Im curious k lol)

[@cryingeyebrows2773]

My fish is pregnant rn but I cant imagine I can use it as an excuse ://

[@ross9944]

@@cryingeyebrows2773 i thought fish laid eggs???

[@cryingeyebrows2773]

@@ross9944 most fish do, but there is a few breeds which live birth. I think in my comment I must have been talking about my Mollies

[@skullcrutch]

the best part about being closeted was having boys over for years without my parents suspecting a single thing

[@seamus2264]

Imagine having other 💅🏻 in your area 😔😢

[@samkelly4132]

Same for me but with girls 😂

[@alisonmcalistair]

@@seamus2264 mood

[@RylieLouise]

@@samkelly4132 literally mood

[@merpmerp7220]

I’m sure they knew...

[@t_cmusic]

new excuse for when i do something non heterosexual: sorry it was hypnosis....

[@steviespark]

"my bad I didn't mean to kiss and get married and adopt a child with you lol hypnosis am I right ?"

[@talsegev677]

I read this as "new excuse for when i do something heterosexual" and was like yeah lol checks out

[@sentientskeleton]

this works for me bc my mom is a hypnotist jfjfnf

[@Amanda-ex4sr]

Women are hypnotizingly beautiful tbh

[@lilkat6314]

"Be a sheep." Ngl. That sounds like something Phil would say to a hypnotized person lol

[@heartofstars13]

That sounds like something Phil would say to any person lmao

[@noceurwriters]

“baaa”

[@vancesummers422]

LMAO when he said that I was like "of course you did Phil"

[@strawberrymilk6251]

I think all the fanfics with Phil in it has manifested and he's just constantly living a wattpad story

[@georgia3123]

This is my favourite comment ever

[@sampadawadekar]

Thank you for pointing that out omg

[@jamiemann8407]

bane’s character development is honestly so wholesome

[@misxfitx]

honestly. poor dude was just starting to understand himself and had the biggest gay panic of the century when phil "outed" him to himself lmao im so happy to hear he accepted himself in the end!

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

yeah it is, i’m really happy he’s happier now

[@liah8624]

dwayne: * comes up with a sUpEr gEniUs way to flirt with phil * phil, 20 years later: *...oh*

[@ellw7830]

relatable

[@soph7651]

dwayne: *makes solid eye contact with phil for 5 minutes and talks about kissing him* phil: become a sheep :DDDDD

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

Yeah- Phil wasn't taking the hint was he? Congrats by the way!

[@ashleyn8054]

awkward closeted stories: phil: my horse is pregnant

[@mantamoony]

I saw this before watching the video-

[@v4leree]

that's gonna be my excuse from now on lmao

[@daisyjefferson184]

Teacher"wheres the homework" Me"my horse is pregnant" Teacher "um ok"

[@HimeChan247]

😂 I honestly laughed out loud when he said that lol

[@enbyunus]

Parents: we need to talk Me: sorry my horse is pregnant. Parents: um w h a t

[@bugbear2357]

The greatest thing about Phil coming out (aside from him feeling totally comfortable with his sexuality and being out) is that we get all these awkward stories

[@confetticupcake]

dwayne: hey dude wanna hang out tonight?? nobody: phil: uh sorry i uh M Y H O R S E I S P R E G N A N T

[@gothrice5449]

this doesn’t have comments so hi

[@gianinamorales8597]

Someone needs to make a compilation of all the weird wonderful shit that Phil says 😅😂

[@Pudddyyy94]

That was the best excuse ever

[@kerenr9804]

@@gianinamorales8597 YES

[@cheemster2619]

So, yeah. I'll basically be a father.

[@barracuda0405]

Can we get a round of applause for Blaine the train guy? He seems like a cool guy and not every straight dude especially back in the days are so chilled after getting hit on by a person of the same sex

[@emeraldkoala2]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@coolenaam]

back in the day? it wasn't like the 30's or something lol And he was alternative, they're usually more open minded

[@musicalmel]

but it was hilarious how this dude suddenly went "cars petroleum and boobs" 😂😂

[@NoelleMar]

@@musicalmel yeah I don’t really know if he was straight or just went “no homo” after inviting him for beer, becoming friends on an empty train, asking specifically for his number, specifically answering that the girl on his phone was just a friend, and then seemingly massively overcompensating by making out with a girl in front of Phil. Seems slightly different than just “open minded.” As someone who didn’t know him at all lol.

[@barracuda0405]

@@coolenaam yeah but the late 90s or the early 2000 were sooo different from today. The world changes pretty fast especially for the LGBTQ+ community

[@aleksfakename7105]

The last story ending with seeing Bane holding hands with his boyfriend made me warm and fuzzy I'm so happy for him

[@biffydonk2539]

my eyes are teary that was such a wholesome ending :'D

[@elizabethscott5636]

The “are they gay or alternative” question will forever puzzle me

[@redlineriot1955]

Or are they b o t h Aka me 😂😂

[@viktoriekafkova7175]

I can't be the only one who has Gay or European playing in their head rn

[@litterate_raven]

@@viktoriekafkova7175 this one's from the sequel

[@jessavhole2847]

Trick question it's probably both

[@kitsuneray]

I’m a bit dumb.. what does Alternative mean??

[@mizulemonyt]

“be a sheep” is the new way to ask someone if they’re gay, i don’t make the rules

[@reefox6519]

be a sheep?

[@mygayrats]

"Wanna be sheeps together?"

[@RumorsG]

_Be a sheep_

[@will5363]

"so can you like... be a sheep?" *winks

[@RumorsG]

@@will5363 I'd definitely be his sheep.

[@MichaelTzanakakis]

Phil is the main character, go home everyone

[@MichaelTzanakakis]

uhh, stay home, rather.

[@simonstrider9739]

You are So right

[@giuliaperrini]

@@MichaelTzanakakis lmao

[@lizzydelrey9956]

dwayne: come to my house for a sleepover phil: my horse is pregnant dwayne: oh ok

[@TiaMat99]

But honestly, would you miss a chance to see a foal get born? I don't think so!

[@alexwestberg5062]

@@TiaMat99 you actually have to be there when ur mare gives birth and make sure that it goes well

[@TiaMat99]

@@alexwestberg5062 exactly. It would be highly irresponsible to go on a date in that situation.

[@theloosegoose3]

what is it with Phil and living like 5 minutes away from every guy he’s been interested in?

[@Roozyj]

I suppose he just has a very convenient taste, and like every guy that lives 5 minutes away :P

[@misschanandlerbong753]

More like 5 feet

[@prettyfunny7616]

Because Phil's the main character

[@Gabby1505]

@@prettyfunny7616 oh right that makes sense!

[@jasmineharbour6045]

he's living in a real life Wattpad fanfiction lol

[@kristiannaranalli]

mom: “what are you doing on the internet” me: **mysterious gay activities** “NOTHING”

[@Apuyina]

god im dying at this

[@MaxineZauner]

Hello parental unit, it is I, your heterosexual child, just heterosexualing it up

[@sbolger]

@@MaxineZauner this is literally what i thought of

[@stitch8750]

“Image you are a sand castle” “Imagine if you are a sand” I laughed at that so much

[@tomato3864]

A little fun fact: In hungarian homok means sand, and homokos witch translates to sandy, is a slang for gay. I honestly laughed so hard when I realised how well did it fit into the video😂😂

[@MaxineZauner]

I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@Katie80-501]

@@MaxineZauner I SEE YOU AND YOUR REFERENCE!!

[@oliverh.8432]

Train guy: hi- Phil: *oh no he's hot* Train guy: want to sit with me? Phil: *I'm in love-*

[@emeraldkoala2]

"oh no he's hot" *spongebob flashbacks*

[@sapphicsunflowerkidd]

wlw energy

[@dreamgirlfriendevil]

Big Gay Mood™️

[@sugarnspike613]

I'm in this photo and I don't like it xD

[@ghost-bc1fn]

Phil said the first guy was called dwayne and I immediately pictured little Phil being hardcore flirted with by The Rock

[@daisyjefferson184]

Yes same

[@nikittan.4863]

BAHHAHABDAX BEST THING IVE READ THIS WEEK

[@that_loser_puppet9596]

IM- MEMCKSKX WH- BAAAHAAAA!!!

[@frankisnot1148]

Aaaaand now I'm picturing Dwayne Johnson jumping around and baaaaing into the oblivion

[@eef_YT]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@morganoisweird]

i love how he meets an alt boy and is immediately like "i am in love with you and want to spend the great of my life with you" like every gay person ever

[@HailG3]

And it's so weird cause I'm bi and I only do this with girls. Like, when I get a crush on a guy I'm like "ah shit, here I go again, fuck hormones" and as soon as I see a girl I maybe like it's instantly just "please marry me, we will get a cute little house and have lots of adorable babies and spend our years together"

[@motherfaerie]

this comment is screaming at me

[@lara7214]

imagine trying to shoot your shot with your crush and they tell you to be a sheep-

[@missingspaceships]

"mystery messenger" is like simon vs the homo sapiens agenda but like...the cursed awkward version

[@pot-ay-topot-ah-to4325]

i’m gonna cry this is the best analogy i’ve heard

[@Ro-wb8el]

I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO BSBXNSVCJVDSHC

[@Dani-it9vc]

YEAH AJSHSJSH

[@marcey9799]

i love how open phil is about his gayness now it's a very comfortable energy

[@itaricalderon4337]

I feels like talking to a friend, it’s really nice

[@marcey9799]

@@itaricalderon4337 it really does. he seems so happy just talking about the awkward parts it's so pleasant to watch

[@Prabh_]

Phil saying he’d fallen in love with a person he met 2 minutes ago is wlw culture.

[@bloepblep4287]

It's a real problem for me lol I have only 8 students in my class and they're all girls and everyday I have a crush on a different girl lmao

[@pjomono4579]

don't even get me started..

[@wolfzmusic9706]

yesss!! whenever i see an attractive girl, i’m immediately in love & wanna date them 😂

[@sadyeehaw2790]

@@wolfzmusic9706 felt that... especially when I find out they're gay? all I want is pretty girl fist to make contact with my face 😻💫

[@H0RR0RWHR]

@@sadyeehaw2790 isn't that a mood

[@ashleyn8054]

once my friend told me she had a “really good gaydar”..... but she hasn’t clocked me yet so her gaydar may be broken

[@justyourlocalrat_]

yo straight ppl's "gaydars" are SO shit, like i literally have my sexuality in my bio and i still get dms from ~straight men~ trying to hit on me like honey no,,,

[@thelovelybunny9012]

@RedheadRoni I think it's because their "gaydar" is just judging people based on stereotyping

[@dabeez.kneez_]

Same but the person who said it to me was my sister * laughs in bisexual *

[@korazona3731]

Straight women’s gaydar is watching RuPaul once

[@melly680]

As a bisexual I'd like to say somehow I put off some bi waves into the universe and sense other's gay vibes and I have a loT of bi and gay friends by random chance 😌💕

[@yunuenhagane3495]

"Young secret gay" is the best playlist name

[@ashm6739]

band name called it

[@scaleonkhan183]

I'd listen to this for sure

[@MirianRodrigues483]

The train story literally sounds like a perfect fanfiction that the author never finished...

[@AmberWoodMusicx]

we need the book

[@black_cherry8445]

Don’t tempt me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Roozyj]

It sounds like the kind of fanfic I would write, where I try to keep the characters so authentic that they turn out not to be gay and just kinda start hanging out and I'm just sitting here, disappointedly writing about how they order pizza and play Halo.

[@user-tr6cd3mx2d]

Why was Phil’s uni’s years a literal fan fiction

[@user-tr6cd3mx2d]

Like Phil WAS y/n

[@junohoppe]

@@user-tr6cd3mx2d yes

[@bobbioleary1266]

I mean with the amount of fanfiction set around him in uni are we really surprised

[@user-tr6cd3mx2d]

@@bobbioleary1266 No it was literally manifestation lmao

[@bobbioleary1266]

@@user-tr6cd3mx2d Honestly it was

[@RylieLouise]

phil: gaydar dwayne: im about to end this whole mans career

[@jass208]

Phil really went: let us begin this with someone else's awkward story!

[@NotBulletProof245]

I said "aww" outloud when he said the boy who freaked out over the idea of people thinking he was gay was holding hands in public with his boyfriend :') very happy for this stranger

[@asc6768]

Me too!! ^-^

[@farinatasmia9134]

Same!

[@hgrey8725]

Yeah, I did too ^^

[@MikeJ4196]

sometimes gaydar and "I really hope they are gaydar" get confused very easily, it's a problem sometimes

[@coolenaam]

I don't get it?

[@Nicole-ll6wk]

very very true

[@silasylv]

True...

[@somestormiscoming4369]

True words

[@yunuenhagane3495]

Imagine being that probably middle aged taxi driver and trying to protect this giant giraffe guy

[@emeraldkoala2]

Am I the only one who pictured the taxi driver as looking like the cabbie from the first episode of Sherlock? Probably.

[@isometricspace4348]

@@emeraldkoala2 same

[@DaniTheBlueRecluse]

"my horse is pregnant!" ...mY HORSE PRIIIIIINCE-

[@ievasarksna9608]

Oh my gosh! Wasn't expecting to be reminded of that! 👀

[@junohoppe]

fuck i had ALMOST gotten that out of my head. thank you. thank you for reminding me of that horror

[@ana12]

NOT MY HORSE PRINCE

[@kiararose8896]

STOP YOUR BRINGING BACK MEMORIES I FORGOT I HAD NOOO

[@jalexandranlay]

falling in love with a stranger after saying 4 words to them on a train is the ultimate relatable gay content thanks phil i finally feel seen

[@felixsbakeria]

“be a sheep” radiates the same energy as “do u listen to girl in red”

[@charliev4156]

It should be the MLM way to ask if someone is gay cause girl in red is WLW

[@tove8719]

Reading the comment section is as entertaining as watching the video, why are Phil's fans so funny lol

[@daisyjefferson184]

Congratulations on the heart from phil

[@junohoppe]

phil, talking about having friends: “remember what that was like?” PHIL LESTER DID YOU MURDER DAN?!

[@yamahrahda]

he’s said it before: dan doesn’t count lmaooo

[@junohoppe]

@@yamahrahda he has also said that he describes himself as murderous. i think phil killed dan.

[@anniebellec]

cause he’s not a friend, he’s a boyfriend👉👈

[@lorelei2528]

@@anniebellec i thought we were past this-

[@danisnotonchairs3561]

#ripdanhowell2k20

[@rachelperea505]

“Did you want to gay it up?” is my new catchphrase

[@andreasara8876]

"i was suspicious but also bored" -phil lester, 2020

[@coffeeaddict9605]

"I think everyone who watched Buffy is at least one percent gay." Me, a girl who was hooked on Buffy as a kid and now has a beautiful wife. 👁👄👁

[@misschanandlerbong753]

Awwwwww cute! I hope you're very happy with her! (:

[@j_fenrir]

Awwwwwwww now I have the compulsive need to run through a meadow with a lovely woman and live out my cottagecore gay fantasy

[@coffeeaddict9605]

@@misschanandlerbong753 Aww, thanks! We are very happy. ♡ Also your username made me laugh out loud.

[@coffeeaddict9605]

@@j_fenrir Damn, why am I apartment hunting? You're right! I need a cottage!

[@j_fenrir]

@@coffeeaddict9605 Lesbians will rule the forests!!

[@alexlikesgoats]

Dwayne is probably like "you made me pretend to be a sheep and you fell in love with a train guy 5 minutes after meeting him??? why did i even try 😑"

[@sofiekleppest8618]

Sherlock: Uses the power of deduction Phil: Googles e-mail address

[@patrickt.6492]

That's the first thing Sherlock would try

[@sofiekleppest8618]

@@patrickt.6492 you’re probably right

[@beth641]

as a lesbian who grew up watching you guys, when you and dan came out i genuinely cried. the fact that you’re so open about everything now makes me really happy and i just wanted to say thank you

[@talsegev677]

SAME

[@sadyeehaw2790]

I think I ghost wrote this ❤

[@lindsey3038]

Same!!!!

[@sapphicsunflowerkidd]

same 😔💗🥺

[@kettle9171]

oh my god same 🥺🥺

[@aarenmarchi]

Person comes over: Hey, how are yo---- Phil: DO YOU WANT SOME TOAST

[@aarenmarchi]

I changed it from me. Because me irl is like "merp"

[@OnyxNorthwind]

Hearing the gay stories from Phil makes me so happy. As a gay man, who has been a fan of Phil for a LONG time, hearing him speak so openly about his experiences really warms my heart and makes me feel seen. Still so proud of Phil for coming out!

[@natashajaynedevereaux6322]

Phil: 'I think that's enough cringe for today' Me: nooooooo GIVE ME MOREEEE

[@emeraldkoala2]

0:21 MORE!!

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

🎵Gimme gimme more, gimme me more, gimme gimme more🎶

[@loading7496]

When will his suffering end 😔

[@caralayton3815]

“young secret gay” felt that

[@bellas6176]

Boy: * trying to flirt * Phil: bE A sHeEp

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

" my horse is pregnant" ...i don't remember that john mulaney skit

[@pheebobeebo1459]

so THAT'S why there was a horse loose in the hospital

[@black_cherry8445]

CUZ THERES A HORSE lOsE IN THE HOSPITAL No one knows how the horse got there Least if all the horse He’s never been in a hospital

[@shanefrancis14]

@@black_cherry8445 I'm fucking DEAD lol

[@lowbudgethowlpendragon]

@Sushi’s Motivational Messages thanks dude cdhuwcgiuh

[@ithinkimon_fire5060]

dwayne: wow i really hope phil is gay too and he kisses me!! phil: BE A SHEEP

[@tripleagg3072]

"You could kiss me...I mEaN ThAt WoUlD be ReaLLY GrOsS but you could!" Tsundere!!!!

[@Pugzie2000]

"everyone who watched Buffy was at least a little bit gay" Me who's named after a Buffy character: 👁️👄👁️

[@KaishaLouise]

... You're making me wonder if my pupper would still be called Rupert Giles in an AU where I wasn't a gay...

[@wolffennec474]

@@KaishaLouise in the AU Evil Willow comes from your pup may be called Gwendolyn Post

[@KaishaLouise]

@@wolffennec474 hmm yeah true, true. Tbh he'd still rock that name. And also the colour pink still.

[@merlinbastin]

I don't remember pugzie2000 being a character

[@felixsbakeria]

“but that’d be too much effort” i felt that

[@aristichatzipanagioti6518]

S A M E

[@Youdontneedtoknowwhy]

I would type this in all caps, but that'd be too much effort.

[@emeraldkoala2]

@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy same

[@ruthless3253]

"let's talk about cars and petroleum" made me die laughing

[@coolguybugg8901]

The only appropriate reason to stop a DanAndPhilGAMES binge.

[@pjomono4579]

hh I was just watching a dan& phil Sims 4 video.

[@sanj_lh]

Yess

[@emmyjemmy4208]

i stand by this because i was also on a dapg binge oop

[@coolguybugg8901]

@@pjomono4579 nice, I'm a new fan and just finished watching the Cards Against Humanity video. I did watch the Sims series all the way through first, though.

[@alisonmcalistair]

@@coolguybugg8901 I’d HIGHLY recommend their undertale series next.

[@Matildaalreadyexists]

Screw sims who probably just set the house on fire, this is more important

[@insertsmartusername2059]

Bro i was literally playing sims as i got the notif

[@elle_hamm17]

Rich set a fire a fire and he burned down the house

[@mountainmickey2434]

@@elle_hamm17 whoAoOAoOA

[@bella-sv9lp]

i wonder how dil is doing these days

[@alisonmcalistair]

@@elle_hamm17 please stop you’re giving me flashbacks to my middle school self

[@Avidauthor]

Honestly Dwayne devising an elaborate plot to get kissed as ab awkward closeted teen involving faking being hypnotized is a sign of brilliance, I feel like he's going places wherever he is

[@Yeettrash2000]

Phil hasn’t aged in like 10 years and I’m scared-

[@megalenzbyxx8358]

i thought he looked really young in this video

[@Youdontneedtoknowwhy]

There's a simple explanation: Phil is a vampire.

[@lostanguishbladelord2461]

wait, you didn't know that Phil is a vampire -or demon- ???

[@emeraldkoala2]

@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy *the urge flashback intensifies*

[@Yeettrash2000]

@@lostanguishbladelord2461 I always suspected something

[@carri5489]

The weird thing about me was I was truly just too dumb as a kid to realize that I was gay- like in middle school I had crushes on girls and I would just be like "huh thats weird... I'm gonna go play Pokemon"

[@rowanbarbour6927]

Same. I was so stuck in heteronormativity that I literally did not realise i was crushing 🤦

[@emmmygrace4685]

i simped sooo hard for this girl on my lacrosse team in like 6th and 7th grade but didn't realize until grade 10 smh

[@wr17ful]

I knew a girl was bi and i knew she was flirting with me and I entertained it and liked the attention from her and I still didn't realize I was bi until like 3 years later

[@bimess]

Same! I was so obsessed with getting them to like me I would literally do anything for them and my brain was like "f r i e n d s"

[@_gremlinboy]

I straight up dated a girl and boy at the same time in second grade and then in my preteens I was like "so wait uh about that ,,????"

[@hoping4henotic539]

Bisexual here. In highschool I had a major crush on this girl called Emily. Nobody knew apart from 2 of my best friends. In my school we also had school counselors and they had a receptionist who had work at the school for ages. Now I got along really well with the receptionist, but I didn't know her last name. So one day receptionist is asking me about crushes and I start raving about Emily. Well turns out Emily's her daughter.... Like damn it was so awkward. Next day Emily comes up to me and says her mum told her I liked her, and she said she likes me too. And that's the story of how I got my first girlfriend.

[@cici1474]

now this is a real life fanfiction

[@nick-pf1lc]

Phil: and PASSIONATELY KISSED! Me: :D Phil: -my female friend in front of me Me: D:

[@robotboy3104]

don't forget the "all night" 😭

[@leannemiron]

Same energy as me this past valentine's day: People: "Any plans tonight?" Me: "Yeah, I'm hanging out with the girl I like-" People: "Ohhh!" Me: "-before her date with her boyfriend." People: "...oh..."

[@silasylv]

@Jessica Stein omg they were roommates

[@neppietism]

it still feels kinda weird hearing phil talking about him being gay but it’s only weird bc im not used to it but im super excited for more gay philly content

[@vikki-333]

:/

[@meow_minn]

Same. I always forget that he's gay. Like officially open and proud. That's amazing of course and I support him as always but I just forget about this. Same with Dan 😹

[@jessicasweatman2046]

For me it's the opposite 😅 it feels more natural to hear him talk about being gay than trying to deny it or say hes straight.

[@vikki-333]

@@jessicasweatman2046 Me too :,)

[@relatableusername]

For me, it's happiness what I feel. I'm so glad he can be himself and do it so freely without having to hide that part of his life. I'm super proud of him

[@enigmaticdreams1397]

imagine making an elaborate plan about hypnosis to get your crush to kiss you and you're expecting them to make you kiss them and instead they say "be a sheep"

[@marcelareves1743]

Mom: why don’t you go play with the neighbor’s kid? The neighbor’s kid: 1:19

[@heartofstars13]

I just cackled so loud hahaha

[@leolunchbox4543]

I'm glad we all have those weird repressed childhood stories that sound like the beginning of someone's weird kink.

[@Roozyj]

Dwayne is into sheep-play now?

[@leolunchbox4543]

@@Roozyjmy guess was hypnotism but who knows.

[@reharm_reality]

@@leolunchbox4543 Yeah, when I heard hypnotism I was like "oof where is this going", my sub ass was letting my friends "hypnotize" me in like 3rd grade

[@jo-lb3ce]

why did phil lowkey name all of them like dwarves from the hobbit

[@quinnsmischief]

i haven’t even hit the “skip ads” button and i’m already excited

[@izzyh3735]

SAME SKDHDKHDKD

[@Remmy_Swag]

Lucky you. My ad is 15 sec unskippable. Still excited tho lmao

[@nessat8784]

Lmao

[@quinnsmischief]

@@izzyh3735 HAHAHAGDHDNSJ

[@pachuvelazquez9106]

literally me

[@abbyrosen4364]

When you’re so early that the only things in the comment section are bots

[@graciebarton8512]

we're too early for the funny comments

[@oliviafinnan1806]

I am the funny commenta

[@tealrose3248]

Issa fact.

[@s0fthowell33]

@@oliviafinnan1806 haha..

[@hotcocoacrazy5580]

what phil said: "let's be honest" what I heard: "les-bi honest"

[@justyourlocalrat_]

honestly that's iconic asf, i consider this solidarity :))

[@ren9897]

Yeah my gay ass heard that too. 😂

[@elenab3802]

Jersey Shore memories 😂

[@TwelvetreeZ]

I heard it too!

[@SkipperRude]

Haha me too. I got Jenna flashbacks.

[@oliverharris60]

Nobody anywhere ever: Phil: *does air quotes with whole hands* legendary

[@mars_juniper]

Phil: “we’ll call him D’Wayne” me: “The Rock Johnson?”

[@m0thman815]

TRUNDLE IS A WORD!!! it means to move slowly or heavily

[@jessisamess05]

“Famous Last Words” *MCR Flashbacks Intensify*

[@graysonwright9441]

YEEEES!

[@siennawheeler192]

@M m m m m ASLEEP OR DEAD

[@Youdontneedtoknowwhy]

T^T

[@graysonwright9441]

Rip all our inboxes when the emos find this comment 😂

[@yippeekrieg0501]

@M m m m m ASLEEP OR DEAD

[@j.a.i.e]

hey man i’m really glad you’re so open and comfortable talking about your sexuality now i’m really proud of u 😎

[@bensontrocky52]

Thanks! Appreciate it!

[@olly1793]

Phil: He could of been a serial killer but I figured the taxi driver would protect me. Me: Phil that’s not how it works...

[@maee7802]

Maybe the true gay romance was between Phil and the taxi driver

[@aloucastle]

at my birthday party in january this year, i got very drunk with my best friend, who also happened to be staying over. I knew she fancied me, but was convinced that i was straight lol. anyway, we ended up making out when everyone left, and i ended up having a breakdown about how i'm 'straight' and didn't like her like that. we then made out again about 10 mins later (i initiated it) and i ended up crying again. we're now happily together and i love her with all of my heart, i just feel so bad for my bi panic in the beginning aha

[@MsLivinglegend19]

how did you get over your biphobia? I’m really struggling atm esp because I come from an ethnic family where being anything but straight rly isn’t the norm :(

[@aloucastle]

@@MsLivinglegend19 bless you hunny! my family is all straight, so I understand being scared that they wouldn’t accept me. it’s so so difficult as everyone’s situation is different, but don’t feel pressured to come out! I know for some people it’s helpful to have labels, but they really don’t define you! you don’t need to come out and if anyone is forcing you to, then they shouldn’t be in your life. if you want to come out, just remember there is no right or wrong way to do it! I personally only told my closest friends and my mum in person that I was with my gf, and then when I felt comfortable, I posted a cute picture of us on Instagram and have kind of left it to people to decide whether they want to be happy and support me, or not say anything and leave. you don’t need people in your life that don’t love you for who you are! stay strong and feel free to pm me :)

[@lizzie4972]

MsLivinglegend19 hey I’m bi too and it’s hard to get over but you will eventually!! It’s hard when your family isn’t accepting or you’re scared they won’t be but you don’t have to tell them until you’re sure you’re safe. There’s nothing wrong with you and you’re so valid, eventually you’ll begin feeling that way about yourself too. It just takes time and a self acceptance journey which can be as simple as writing it down on some paper. Hope this helps

[@MsLivinglegend19]

@@aloucastle thank u for the advice !! I’ve told a few friends and I’ve thought about telling my mum but I’ll tell her when I’m ready 💓

[@aloucastle]

@@MsLivinglegend19 I’m proud of you! baby steps and you’ll get there, just take your time :)

[@evelynvslife]

“I was totally up for” *HEAVY BREATHING* This sent me 😂

[@amessofalynn4332]

the story with bane and him coming to terms with his sexuality is actually really sweet

[@ninjahybridkitty9984]

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends...Dan and Phil *exist*

[@maddiedickson6710]

^^

[@gir2005]

you know what that means...

[@theresat1776]

@@gir2005 👀

[@sairsvibe2475]

that’s gay for soulmate

[@gir2005]

phil has definitely seen this comment ahahha

[@gracerobbins6261]

YES THIS WAS THE SEROTONIN I NEEDED TODAY THANK YOU PHIL

[@itsmyzihere]

Phil : "So i decided to google his email. I dont know why i didn't think of this before?" PLOT ARMOR

[@beth7132]

my awkward story kinda not really: when i wasn’t out to my mum cuz i was like 12 when we would always watch films and when a scene came on with some..chest area starting with b.. i would always get really awkward and laugh and look away and she was like “don’t worry it’s just a naked body!!” and inside i was like “i know but oh dear why do i find this more attractive than men” not surprised that when i came out as a lesbian she wasn’t surprised at all-

[@megalenzbyxx8358]

I'm straight but women's bodies are more attractive than men

[@ashessakura7518]

I used to do the exact same thing XD One of my constant thoughts was “I just sexualise women because that’s what the MEDIA does, I’m not gay” Just for the record, I have been an out lesbian for about 5 years now lol

[@milkman8467]

lol why were you watching nude scenes with your mom?? im not gay but i get super awkward when even two characters kiss on tv if im watching with someone (and im almost 19!)

[@beth7132]

@@milkman8467 cuz it was just like movies- me and my mum used to be rlly close and watch movies all the time together since it was just us and the cat , and as u know in horror films the girls usually get killed topless or they did in some of the movies we watched

[@HerbOlTea]

@@megalenzbyxx8358 i think its time to reconsider whether you are straight

[@waterbucket1972]

dwane: yOu CaN dO aNyThInG tO mE no one: no human: not even dan: phil: BE A SHEEP 🐑

[@emeraldkoala2]

tbh I have absolutely no idea what I'd do in that situation, so I'd probably do the same lol.

[@Frillicat067]

When I was fourteen, I got my hair cut into a pixie and dyed it rainbow and thought that I was pulling off a good heterosexual act.

[@oddcrafter1270]

Oh, sweetie...

[@baguettegott3409]

The thing is, straight people are just SO blind when it comes to this stuff sometimes. When I started uni, one girl in my friend group always wore a flanel, very short hair and LITERAL RAINBOW EARRINGS. And yet when she officially came out to our group half a year later, everybody except for me was genuinely surprised.

[@christine-ac]

phil getting thrown all these fanfic scenarios like pls spare some for the rest of us sir

[@sophbilliex2232]

“i like boobs peace out” i may use that if i ever come into contact with other people again.. thanks phil

[@Mia-gy2kk]

Literally, anyone: *treats me with human decency* wlw: O h n o I i n s t a n t l y l o v e y o u

[@Amanda-ex4sr]

Honestly it’s so confusing

[@Koraaaaaaaah]

"A friend remember what that was like?" Mood Phil. Mood.