All GTA San Andreas San Fierro missions but it's random

[@__uti6921]

1:19 that’s a legit dialogue

[@Gunner98]

He's stuck down there

[@felixhightower851]

46:49 (dialogues are random generates) "More Vagos behind us!" (looks back)

[@notfreeman6809]

*"You think this is scaring me?"*

[@ecfr-01]

LMAO

[@hursdysmints7890]

"Move it CJ move it!"

[@ghostisgod4030]

13:24 Denise:Cj it’s me Denise I’m getting lonely here without you, maybe I should date one of your friends instead. Cj:Yeah, I guess

[@Ahmed-cn6hj]

*BUSTA! STRAIGHT BUSTA!*

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

AAAAAAA

[@cookielover1]

Thug life

[@Soodles1516]

Poor cj,he be depressed

[@guntugakgun1924]

AHAUWJEİEİSOWKDİ

[@simonlazutin1269]

34:01 the most tragic death of flying truckie

[@DesertFerret7]

It was a very sad moment... It will be missed.

[@iwaited90daystochangemynam87]

F

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

F

[@trixiegamez8553]

Optimus prime but on vehicle mode

[@ahrred3127]

Top 10 saddest anime death Sorry I have to do it

[@Ziomus933]

31:27 You need anything, just give me a call. *phone actually rings*

[@attackhelicopter1725]

OK, Let's just take it!

[@sajithajayachandran9725]

"Hey,you don't know who you are fucking with,do you?"

[@vcsa681]

@@sajithajayachandran9725 - Like a raggedy ass m- - Sorry sir,Cameras are prohibited on this area

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

@@attackhelicopter1725 WHO ARE THOSE COWBOY ASHOLS?

[@Xyt_EliteMajor]

4:58 no one gonna talk how zero is remotely controlling a real chopper?

[@champagnegascogne9755]

No, because it's top secret. Black Project level

[@streamspoart2671]

With golf stick

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

Bell 47 helicopter

[@somefries3101]

He was literally controlling the helicopter with a golf club stick

[@InnerCityPoet]

You can literally create a San Andreas Part 2 with all this amount of never heard before dialogue. Crazy

[@EyrthWyrmJym]

Pastor 2LiterJay ForTheReal World-Wide Hoodstar there’s a project for that, things to do in San Andreas

[@Duckingheights]

3:39, lol, you installed the Tesla Cybertruck mod into the game.

[@Ahmed-cn6hj]

I wanna kiss that parrot

[@Ahmed-cn6hj]

@MR K thanks kid

[@AbdulKarim-lu8zw]

@MR K no u

[@dodge25]

your mom gay

[@sekmineballe]

Thanasis 25 yo mama ugly

[@UMIF001]

39:52 Lmao I didn't expect that

[@MissoCloud]

XD

[@F3rdySambo]

@@Sirah_Nabi99 The fuck. He just say "Lmao I didn't expect that" but you just fucking mad at him for that shit?

[@adoge4343]

@@F3rdySambo ye and as a fellow doge the doges dont accept him

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

& then it was edited due to the cutscene was stuck

[@itsshalevfromtaxidashcamer9390]

44:00 CJ: "Ah shit, here we go again." **CJ crashed into tree**

[@Cnw8701]

@Crystaldabber 77 San Francisco! 🤣😀 Yuppie/liberal paradise!

[@EliteRomanEmpire2]

after of crash, CJ says " You ever driven a quad? It ain't easy "

[@evgenijmed96]

2:38 Truth really says it in that moment

[@guntugakgun1924]

Hah

[@hariss650]

24:32 I HATE GRAVITY!!!

[@achieveunlocker6999]

Who's Say I'm Gay?

[@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620]

You are gay

[@immy8912]

69th like lol

[@XJamesM2001X]

1:54 Big Smoke: “Watch where you going punk!” CJ: “Ok, good plan I guess...”

[@ghastlygibus2121]

2:07 yup is a bank

[@jeenearall4134]

Muthaofgud, its blasting

[@Landon657]

He’s on the surface again!

[@MicroHazard21]

black

[@IndrawanGamingStudio]

13:56 : even Jizzy has an Airplane :D

[@mussatium]

A street legal airplane!

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

50:21 If you did as many amphetamines as these guys do, you'd be lucky not to shoot anything that moves... *Aauuuauuughhh...!* Looks like he already did

[@velocix5443]

lol

[@__chevytrucks__]

Destruction terror and mayhem.

[@justinleong2589]

35:05 nice combination, fire extinguisher and shotgun. One can stun you while the other can tear you apart. 35:54 smart move, throw a katana to your opponent when you withdraw your minigun. 40:35 but Ryder already dead... actually is all of themndue to some random plane crash.

[@lazuardialdi2646]

Justin Leong 35:54 yea, smart move 😂😂😂😂

[@blueflash97]

14:35 The sky is so awesome

[@hfkl2173]

1:32 jethro ridinng in the back Truth:MAN we got three tons of grass on board

[@keepup32323]

Made my day lol

[@Brianne_Linda_Gunderson]

39:52 oooof

[@joecarr9743]

Alt title: San Fierro but it's crazy colors day

[@muhammadderizkyy7659]

8:52 legit

[@Duckingheights]

3:01 kinda working dialogue.

[@JamesTrifolium]

“Oh god! The stench!” “He hit a bus!”

[@__chevytrucks__]

1:19 when the jack stand fails under a car

[@손화민-c7o]

the best scene 13:54

[@fonem-v2d]

16:20 nice laughter

[@denkotroi1440]

From where this laugh come from?

[@board7374]

its like a kid sounding intimidating with a clownfish and then laughing xddfdf

[@BubulinisAntonAdrian]

@Crystaldabber 77 It's San Andreas Sound the police scanner says that when you're near the Frederick Bridge and doing a crime there the police scanner will go off and saying San Andreas Sound

[@allmightyjesse6334]

The laugh sounds like Chris Griffin

[@jagenigma]

LOL, Toreno pulling up on a cop bike, and then Jizzy turning up in an andromeda that's true pimpin' right there

[@EliteRomanEmpire2]

48:43 Cesar seeing Sabre says " I'm screwed ", 48:57 Cesar seeing Premier says " Who can't? " and 49:11 Cesar seeing Mule says " OK, let's get out of here! ", in summary, having 2 faster cars Cesar prefers the truck.

[@Gunner98]

😂

[@Sharklymaxx_one_1]

But i thought he was a car guy Cuz that's what sweet described about him

[@gitarass]

2:21 Silence *tiny balls?*

[@kawalynn2805]

This is the reason why GTA San Andreas is still relevant to this day,there are always a new mods for this game!!!

[@Snoop_Doge]

sometimes these dialogues actually make sense

[@cyrilkubat4332]

05:39 Police description of Carl.

[@wrestlingstuffv2]

Pretty accurate WOW

[@puppet4978]

13:52 GTA Online in a nutshell

[@nathanschwartz1169]

19:21 I'm laughing so hard at this part

[@almeida9051]

bro, thank you very much for this video, I live in southern Brazil, I have a fucking insomnia sometimes, today I woke up at 3:30 am and here I find one of your videos that make me laugh a lot, thanks for the help bro, if it wasn't for you it wouldn't be anyone ;p

[@Skully399-z6e]

The intro is so funny CJ getting slapped

[@lugiadialga1525]

25:13-25:21 this dialogue kinda fits

[@demeranoust3647]

14:50 if Jizzy had schizophenia

[@hfkl2173]

5:59 cj is walking with the people ,lol

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

i can also hear him "I hate gravity" in the distance

[@arifluqman6726]

40:00 A flying buggy..

[@Gunner98]

It's a bandit

[@Sortsortsortshorts]

Misson failed RESPECT +

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

Task Failed Successfully

[@southernsignalfilms4157]

4:37: He Can Hear Heavy Machinery 4:38 Thanks Man I Wish Sweet Thought Like That So Carl Wants His Bro To Hear Heavy machines 24/7?

[@Sabin-Sinister]

Killed me

[@Gunner98]

I feel sad for CJ. His own brother doesn't hear heavy machinery :,(

[@MadnessIncVP]

1:44 _"AIDS."_ 13:45 - 13:48 Couldn't've made it any more obvious, ey Mike? 28:27 - 28:30 Carl, to Woozie, at this point. 38:17 The only thing 'Primo' about that truck, is its price IRL...

[@notmorg]

3:39 Tesla Cybertruck?!?!?

[@13Riflez]

LOL YES

[@HaniSiKucing]

5:41 Truth has seen The Truth

[@rafaelwilfredo7806]

1:20 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@smolder3680]

6:11 random citizen: knowledge 10 CJs in the background: ah fuck, what the fuck, I hate gravity, shit, AAAAA, Shit fuck shit, bullshit

[@delfoxxd6469]

lol. I love this Random Series. Next do all Zero’s mission but it’s random :)

[@Sabin-Sinister]

6:01 to 6:10 is a normal day conversation

[@catjackinthabox3015]

Zero was a fucking super genius! just look at him: making fly a helicopter like a RC model with a golf club

[@AtmajaTanaka]

39:52 lol

[@a.jlewissonicski5278]

2:05 Catalina: The bank in Palomino Creek. Me: No. It’s not!

[@shingodzillathelazarus8675]

4:49 Zero Playing A Real Helicopter :O

[@streamspoart2671]

With a golfstick

[@marcoblins5348]

30:45 YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED BY THE DA NANG GUARDS Da Nang Guard: I've got money, you want money?

[@JonkoSplonko]

41:33 "What are you doing you stupid perro?" "I don't fukin' know, do I"

[@rytp_3486]

0:56 Tram just drove on road

[@robocatik]

0:51 When you see guy which ride on helicopter

[@af_125]

Carl goes under the water "Grove Street don't bang no more 30:54

[@adamharitsa3179]

44:00 CJ knows the future

[@scavengerrecordingspack8586]

All the charecters in one van

[@justtunerru]

6:19 i thought there in gta sa world was only one CJ?

[@agent_9110]

He's evil twen XD

[@keksul]

"Never know when you be needin a reliable ol 2x4 out hea in this pimpin business, i always keep one in the automobile" - Jizzy B

[@relewave]

*Man, this is childish.* the most real thing here.

[@GuyMcPherson69]

I like how those two valet guys are oblivious on whatever happened to the other valet guy, and they are completely unaware that some black dude replaced him.

[@gamertube6730]

3:39 wait.. WTF that was a TESLA CYBERTRUCK.....

[@xXToxicXxification]

........... Tiny balls?!, just wait a minute

[@seanthebean7602]

42:18 OH SHIT DAMN I DONT NEED THIS SHIT OH HELL NO

[@speedyme200]

6:13 - 6:28

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

0:53 That perfectly matched

[@bonzobonanza]

Hearing these random dialogues feels like all the characters are going to a field trip 😂

[@syahminorizan8064]

@Axorb Can you continue GTA San Andreas Randomizer at Las Ventura's?

[@BozoFox42069]

39:52 *explosions and fire* CJ: put it out mf I’m warning you.

[@libbyfan]

They all got minced.

[@kate03-]

19:21 that guy fell from his bike & a hydra moving on the road🤣🤣

[@roman_oklye]

Gets out of the WC: "Hey go home and practice in front of a mirror!"

[@notsofan9740]

3:48 why is that there

[@justtunerru]

1:32 what is that sound?

[@umbrella_enjoyer]

Must be from one of the arcades

[@magnitudefallout3944]

"horse bet" game, any button sound

[@ch4vel]

@@magnitudefallout3944 you play too much sir

[@magnitudefallout3944]

@@ch4vel Q_Q

[@oceanmantakemebythehandlea5620]

@@ch4vel why not tho, Gta sa is so good.

[@7triad]

13:52 *amazon prime one day shipping be like*

[@clintgerardjipus8554]

Zero's RC Green Goblin as Sparrow helicopter

[@elburrofingo]

39:52 "Put it out, motherfuckers, I'm warning you!"

[@Cnw8701]

Heh, got a UP colored SD40-2 locomotive @5:44!

[@joselucas2431]

3:39 Ah,a random car...wait a minute...

[@13Riflez]

TESLA CYBERTRUCK

[@dasmaboi_slo]

29:05

[@fushiguromlkz]

13:50😂😂😂😂 Jizzy car lol

[@ikmalyazid3665]

Eyyy im actually early and gta san andreas never dies and this made me lose some brain cells

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

5:55 I wonder what the context of that was

[@W.2026]

If my memory serves me correctly, it's from the mission "high noon", where Pulaski insults CJ and his family saying various things. By "they fooled around with her in the scene", he refers to the day CJ's mom got killed, implying that her murderers did some unspeakable things to her dead body after they killed her. Pulaski is such an a-hole, arguably even worse than Tenpenny in some ways. You get to see that even more clearly in that mission.

[@wrestlingstuffv2]

Or that means the "prostitution" scene, since CJ's mom was a prostitute where the boys actually fooled with her when she was working to get food for them.

[@Rebrutez]

0:49 Normal day in Russia

[@MK_X_7]

Jethro repairing a car:SOMEBODY ANYBODY, HELP

[@ClaudeSpeed00]

Omg fantastic video bro

[@berkeemirdikel474]

38:23 nooooooooo

[@reiliahmad7571]

Cyber trunk??? 3:39

[@notmorg]

Truck

[@DunFB]

6:13 Everyone is cj and they are terrified

[@hendriktonisson2915]

LOL :D

[@DesertFerret7]

So Big Smoke shot past through a security in at the Airport? Now the guards were waiting for him? Except it was Vietnamese? That should have been added in the T-bone Mendez mission while they searched for Toreno. No wonder Big Smoke was able to afford that Palace though Carl was instructed to stay away from him or his brother gets his make up kit and with the Ballas on the other side of the prison facility. Let's say the big guy will do something bad to him that's worse than beatings.

[@nicolasbusnello6671]

2:07 Game: *shows San Fierro hospital* Catalina: The bank in Palomino Creek. Yeah 🙃

[@Skully399-z6e]

40:34 dead Ryder

[@HaniSiKucing]

3:13 Me when someone near me smokes

[@rubenxillo]

This vídeo It have to be named "audio and Data.exe has stopped working"

[@clintgerardjipus8554]

Shamal plane appears and disappears in Angel Pine via Mount Chilliad

[@oldrandomcomputing6247]

Someone got a Tesla Cybertruck at 3:39

[@uizoh306]

Noice. It's funny for some reason lol. And it makes me question myself... What am I watching.

[@islita]

*The Bank in Palomino Creek*

[@djteita]

hi abxorb can you do a tutorial For people who speak Spanish, how the ramdom mod should be installed. We would greatly appreciate it. Greetings from Colombia