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[@dripnx6381]

"then funny hoo hoo man broke the end"

[@romanrover5839]

Jumpscare

[@Ryxis]

Thanks for narrating...

[@therealfakerobloxfootages]

I know

[@DotboT3812]

the funniest shit i ever seen

[@vittoman4392]

😃

[@kalivlogs341]

0:21 When you choke on a Dorito Chip

[@AxArchives]

with an eye, a top hat, a bow tie, arms and legs

[@hazzesanimations8212]

LMFAO

[@darrienjones8917]

That g fuel just blj'd in my mouth

[@brotoswaggins]

0:42 when you swallow a dorito without chewing

[@thesupermariox1]

XDDDD

[@NightFore]

Friend : So did you look how to speedrun SM64? Me : Yeah, but first let's talk about parallel universes.

[@amemberofthecouncil1566]

Don't forget about the butterfly effect

[@37Roxana]

BIRD UP

[@trinitech6868]

XD

[@ryangonzalez8121]

@@37Roxana WAHOO!!!!!

[@ryangonzalez8121]

@Matthi PRO :3 YT HYAA

[@milotic4243]

0:47 Is an accurate representation of my life

[@bernian4]

you're broke lmao

[@VeryRGOTI]

but u funny man

[@hobomike6935]

"better luck next time!"

[@lagzerovr]

much correct

[@TalkingNerdyWithCJ]

I prefer this content over his work that he does now.

[@sshts536]

0:49 **MAIRO ATACKS THE SCREEN!**

[@drakeisacake]

It freaking spooked me dude

[@bellafontaine6019]

0:50

[@k-boi420]

HOOHOO

[@contentdeleted7171]

im f*cking spooked now

[@thatonecountryballanimator]

Saw that

[@Luigikid]

Story of my Life!

[@ExpiredPork]

Your life must be pretty messed up then...

[@yournamegoeshere7584]

_wait a minute_ _but how?_

[@SomeWeirdFellow]

OMG HELLO LUIGIKID

[@maplepandy]

@@SomeWeirdFellow That.. was a year ago

[@SomeWeirdFellow]

@@maplepandy idc it's still funny seeing him in the comments also I can see it was a year ago I'm not blind

[@dex9436]

He’s gonna end up somewhere far more worse than the dungeon... (Cough gay baby jail)

[@OVAH9001]

shoutouts to simpleflips

[@warlock1186]

@@OVAH9001 shit, n______ that's all you had to say. (Censored because reasons)

[@vanillacrazycake5982]

@@OVAH9001 1 2 oatmeal

[@TresiTesla]

He BLJ,d to the SimpleFlips universe.

[@pote2frouifruite81]

Why is your profile pic giving me vietnam flashbacks

[@pizapocket477]

"I want to animate funny stuff." "Well, first, you need to learn what movements make sense and what doesn't." "..." *Shows this video as an example without saying anything.*

[@TheDimensionalArtist]

Aww what a cute Pikachu I can just pick you and take you to my house to pet you

[@allistairhock9825]

Jackson Becht he’d probably shock you as hard as ashs

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I think that means that this is a good example

[@thewoonely]

0:21 When you step on a lego

[@Icarocarli7382]

¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

[@thesmithclan1]

No, sharpened legos are soothing

[@DEMSH00T3R]

More like fell on a lego!

[@wevefriends]

@@DEMSH00T3R FELL, more like CRUSHED BY THEM! ]:)

[@kindaretarded]

0:41 also works

[@Myth1cal]

I love the King Crimson’s Time Erase Sound and the Bites The Dust fusion.

[@elecryt5170]

No one can beat the stand [BLG] its just too fast

[@Myth1cal]

It just works.

[@yaboikracko7505]

you tried finding out the sounds, therefore activating my thirb bomb! KILLA QUEEN: BITES ZA DUSTO

[@viannizvnv7222]

nerd

[@defiant2]

And the G.E.R refrence in the thumbnail.

[@isaiahwhitlow7801]

"I -I did it! It activated!" -Yosikage Mayo

[@HowoLostAreYou]

"Yoshi queen bites za dusto"

[@elbruh3778]

I'm honoured to be your 69th like good sir...

[@Aflay1]

Ya...YATAZO!!!

[@scytheleaf]

*“and then funny hoohoo man broke”* *”the end”*

[@wileyjohnson5955]

(•o°)

[@krillbilly1435]

That sure is what the video said

[@viovenus992]

Yeah, we can read

[@blue_azul]

@@viovenus992 If you can read this comment, congratulations! You can read!

[@mutedgrey]

@@blue_azul my eyelashes give me sight, huzzah

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Everyone else older than 10: acts normal Everyone else under 10: 0:21

[@davidstrife1524]

Lmao

[@pokemonfan8569]

Then what about those at ten?

[@RedFriendGuy]

Their brain hasn't fully developed yet

[@burgerface5055]

Hotwheels Stunt track driver no, they do both at the same time

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

Hotwheels Stunt track driver my magic when it creates an infinite loop of inter dimensional loop of inter dimensional loop of inter dimensional magic whet it loop anfinite in fo agmic

[@charity2641]

Me: **Getting undressed to take a shower** Everyone else at the water park: *0:21*

[@katsukibakugo4495]

I did the same The firemen were happy

[@Zackzhangsham]

that depends on ur gender

[@sansibit4706]

Wait why are Mha people here

[@caseyellison5079]

well they screamed because of your small co-

[@charity2641]

@@Zackzhangsham DISGUSTANG

[@mommydearest9850]

0:20 *why did that make me laugh so much-*

[@cit-cat4638]

@@javenonee3845 lmfao

[@od3stroyer771]

I love gacha life players

[@KinokoKomedianCheese]

@@javenonee3845 just let them like what they want man chill

[@orichalchromee4175]

@@javenonee3845 Stop Being a Fucking Asshole Because Of a Fucking Game

[@sekinshi6042]

@@javenonee3845 damn Yall act like people can't like something smh

[@gamerkiddocody107]

0:18 I didn't know Mario had Random crits

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

Have you played Mario rpg?

[@Agent-517]

@@theamazingcatwizard3654 *laughs in timed hits*

[@coocoocrazy6451]

@@Agent-517 laughs in a year later.

[@laalaa9443]

@@coocoocrazy6451 **laughs in laughs in laughs in laughs in laugh laigsingoslasgninalgaiglanglagnalgngnggnaglglglanmglangfn breaks the universe**

[@muchpain6725]

*CRITICAL HIT!*

[@ChristopherMoom]

Mayo seems to have caught a bad case of Shoutoutsto What's Shoutoutsto? Shoutouts to SimpleFlips

[@cb2327]

Christopher Moon mah man

[@EndermanPierce]

Keep finding you

[@Phoenix137]

WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY VIDEO I WATCH THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE

[@warlock1186]

@@Phoenix137 well, get used to it . he might as well be justin y. 2.0

[@matthew2837]

Takema

[@keokielzorro7826]

0:19 top 10 anime deaths lol

[@m0hp1t32]

Then we get the AHH

[@i_not_toni]

“To answer this question we have to talk about parallel universes” --speedrunner mario

[@coocoocrazy6451]

a man of c u l t u r e i seee

[@brendanzirnheld1853]

t e r m i n a l m o n t a g e

[@ilikepiggy6326]

0:21 me when i'm on the bus and i see a downhill

[@contentdeleted7171]

n i g h t m a r e

[@Hectoreo]

0:43 "I-I did it! It activated!"

[@austinjoker9300]

no

[@mmbjm]

Hector⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ MAMA

[@autumnshinespark]

you broke my yt lol

[@jaredwiththevks8856]

BITES ZA DUSTO

[@lucaspuscasu]

@@jaredwiththevks8856 REWIND SOUNDS

[@Konh-Minh]

Ah yes, the mario speedrunner's secret technique: *sitting down on the stairs while jumping*

[@henrydragonsbane4260]

Oyadnuregin, Mayo!

[@veeteam1954]

99th like :D

[@becdoesyoutube]

BLJing as *m a y o* breaks the universe hence why he didn’t do it in the dungeon.

[@sircadet9035]

***YOU FOOL!!! DUNGEON WAS IN THE BASEMENT!!!***

[@nekorubu]

it's canon now

[@mojonoahgamer5647]

BITES ZA DUSTO

[@becdoesyoutube]

Fixed it

[@spicyman6006]

When this meme is 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

[@EmmyBlubonic]

Dreams when you're falling asleep: 0:27 Dreams 10 minutes before you wake up: 0:41

[@Lol-uf3eo]

True

[@blizzardfog9501]

How does that work

[@michellejosemarcelino9264]

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREERRRAAARARRRRRRRAAAAA

[@Blue_the_Wise]

0:42 this beats mario

[@jacob644]

Sonic CD time

[@keglodude]

this kills the man

[@fluttermon2468]

I don’t think that Mario eating a B-Bacon L-Lettuce J-Jam Sandwich will solve anything. amifunnyyet?

[@fluttermon2468]

The Shark God You speak Italics too? Nice

[@luigiclone0286]

N_O_T F_U_N_N_Y D_I_D_N'T L_A_U_G_H

[@warlock1186]

@@luigiclone0286 this ain't it chief let's get the fuck out of here.

[@nak8490]

How about a Bacon, Lettuce, and Orange Jam sandwich? Good source of Vitamin *C* what I did there?

[@warlock1186]

@@nak8490 So a BLOJ sandwich ? Sounds, vaguely sexual.

[@l1ghtd3m0n3]

Accurate depiction of what BLJs actually do - allow transport into parallel universes. No joke, look it up.

[@fennex7575]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAHHOOOOOOOOOO

[@StrangeBrick408]

It’s 3:AM and you hear the faintest:yahoo

[@Agent-517]

I mean, you're not wrong

[@blue_azul]

Actually you don't really BLJ to get there-

[@MarcyCCIreal]

So Mario can be four parell

[@swagglevrai3000]

Mayo be like: *here I go tearing a hole in the space-time fabric again*

[@scumbagproductions1431]

0:22 Never have I wanted a Mario 64 2D platformer more than now

[@maximusw01]

Mario 64: Greatest trick of all time Mayo: Hold my beer

[@MoonlightStatic]

0:19 that one, whoever she is, is very cute

[@Basic_Cat]

lil’ miss is her name

[@beriff5398]

0:41 I-I did it! I activated it!

[@creepiogamer458]

U literally copied someone, not cool dude

[@practic4l349]

KIRA YOSHIKAGE?!

[@Vinnie_728]

BITZA DUSTO!

[@Vinnie_728]

@@creepiogamer458 do you get the joke?

[@beriff5398]

Damn boys, this comment was posted 10 months ago, stop necroposting

[@НатальяСоловьева-л7н]

0:43 when you activate Bites the dust

[@darkdragon301]

0:43 ZA WARUDOOOOO

[@ultranova1009]

when you Long Jump so hard you activate king crimson requiem and erase time completely

[@elecryt5170]

made in crimson

[@lutherstein1928]

0:42 why does that sound like king crimson *"erasing"* time

[@zealous1178]

Mybigbut Ballbag I thought it was more like Kira activating bites the dust

[@thenumberfour6455]

Unfortunately, Mayo accidentally activated King Crimson *Requiem* and erased the universe

[@Myth1cal]

It’s just that Chariot Requiem changed bodies and Diavolo erased time while Kira was doing bites the dust

[@delta6896]

KINGU KRIMUSOM!!

[@generalwashingtoad6516]

I listened to it, yup. Mayo activated KING CRIMSON.

[@suley3395]

And that’s why he can’t BLJ out of the dungeon

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

(A) his dimension is will break (B) there are no slopes or stairs or special objects that can get him to that point anyways

[@lowfigames571]

"then funny hoohoo man broke" XD i died lol

[@LaggerKnight]

Alternate title: M A Y O learns how to backwards long jump

[@marimaycry]

You used the king crimson sound effect you madman

[@ykotz9776]

Holy shit i didn't notice

[@simplysupreme1030]

Marshmellon I heard it to lol

[@kylebeguhl8516]

Where?

[@AlmightyDJKB]

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY WHEN I HEARD THAT

[@drossbossofsauce5649]

I barely heard it

[@alpha-pathetic4168]

0:21 When you see one of your teachers in public.

[@TheAdorableOsha]

But now... can captain Mayo complete the 16 stars speedrun?

[@raggebatman]

Real men do the 0 star speedrun.

[@doubleoof7907]

0:40 Mario discovers Parallel Universe travel (20XX, colourized)

[@Mr.TopHatAnimations]

0:21 girl: *walks like nothing happened* Book: *IM ABOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*

[@Dingle3334]

Haha *man*

[@Inkaloo]

*_And Thats How Black Holes Are Created......_*

[@Keokithederp]

This entire channel is gold. Why have I not found out about it till now? I blame KZbin

[@hyliandoctor]

First time?

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Welcome to the realm of the funny hoohoo man

[@godhaloknight6332]

Took me a minute to realize: BLJ: *Biggest/Best. Long. Jump.*

[@trollface4kultrahd]

Backwards long jump

[@xxsusmasterxx5491]

BAKKWODSLAONGGJAUMPP

[@robinbanks2183]

BLowJob

[@dimitrijxvski2812]

Backwards long jump

[@Makk_0]

@@robinbanks2183 *s u c c*

[@FirstNameLastName-vx4kh]

Mario then went through several years of going through parallel universes

[@alex343xd]

Nobody: Mario:teleports trough time to reach the 5th dimension

[@azuliachan7290]

Mario: I can break the game!! Mayo: *Im about to ruin this man's whole career.*

[@Wobbmin]

Hello funny hoohoo man? Funny hoohoo man broke Understandable, have a great day

[@Henriku37]

Mayo heart this comment you memelord

[@theamazingcatwizard3654]

Wobbmin you forgot a comma for after the wordiness of ness of word of HELLO HUMAN, IT IS ME, EGDAUEB. I AM HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW THE LETTER H WAS BULLIED, WATCH. *shows clip of a random video that was made in 1990* SEE HOW BULLIED THE NUMBER H IS? THE WORD H NEEDS MORE ATTENTION TO BE USED MORE IN SENTENCES, OTHERWISE H WILL HAVE A BREAKDOWN AND DELETE EVERY UNIVERSAL H WITH ITSELF INCLUDED.

[@Lace_Luxim]

holy SHIT mayo your animation of the mayo sprite has gotten so goddamn good!

[@catcattingson4877]

@@Sefcear didn't*

[@bapple8693]

Mayo broke time and space when going up the stairs.

[@imadmukhtar]

You know he’s speedrunning when he has rhe sailor hat on

[@jen1447]

BLJ the Thwomps face

[@Snensolus]

For that you need the power of makeing it later in the day

[@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but]

M a y o teaches us how to l o n g j u m p

[@SakuraPottage]

Did you just open the forbidden Minus World? You can't do that!!

[@gochgo]

i just paused at the tight time where mario stares at me in a split second xd

[@npcbloopers]

Me:Mom, can we have BLJ at home? Mom:we already have a BLJ! BLJ:

[@ThyBRB]

Bruh when you break space and time from BLJ-ing. 1 like for gamers who understand

[@miniwoona402]

What if he gets stuck in GBJ

[@ReimusHusband]

I'm a simple man I see a new mayo video, I click it

[@InugamiRed]

I'm a simple man I'm just a simple man

[@TheGreatFool_]

I'm a simple man "See a girl scream like a maniac" AAAAAAAAAH

[@b_but_not_2b]

Shoutouts to Simpleman.

[@Delusional_Simp]

_Brb, i broke the fabric of the universe too._

[@bernian4]

To answer how did he broke, we need to talk about P A R A L L E L U N I V E R S E S

[@bruh-qc9cg]

0:21 *Me when my mom says "CLEAN UR ROOM NOW!"*

[@troychristmas478]

Me when nightmares come to my dreams

[@davidbanan.]

ME: *SEES ANIME CHARATER GET HIT BY BOOK* YES DHIS IS GOOD, SUBBED

[@EPPIX_]

me when i fell down stairs and have brain damadge until it becomes a negitive c 89O persent cold n hot with ENergi-infi to go back in time 0:42

[@SaltyKoolaid]

what

[@EPPIX_]

@@SaltyKoolaid customized math

[@isaiahmiranda7609]

Mario: backwards long jumps Existence: *Backs away slowly...*

[@Danny4bidden]

At first,he was Jump man. Now,he's Jump King.

[@Diamonddubbed]

0:43 Other guy: whoa!! will he be okay!? me: dont worry he'll get out, this happens every week.

[@EPICDUDE.EPICDUDE.EPICDUDE.]

Oh no *He is evolving*

[@warlock1186]

No he is going to A S C E N D

[@Abyzzol]

The god made another vid

[@nuggie8849]

This brings back memories of speedruns

[@MrNanook1]

“Thank you for playing my game” more like “Thank you for breaking my game”

[@Rainbonana]

You could have possibly ended up in the back rooms! Be careful when backwards long jumping kids! You don't wanna noclip through reality!

[@idunno4827]

Just BLJ outta the backrooms

[@Ukulilly]

BLJ: *Black Lives Jatter*

[@sashaenglebert]

I thougth the fucking same

[@smokey4166]

jatter

[@sashaenglebert]

@Lancer DELTARUNE Black Lives Jatter sounds better

[@smokey4166]

@Lancer DELTARUNE wow bro couldn't have figured that out give this man an award

[@nadiaahmed5063]

*Is this lore?*

[@warlock1186]

Is it fantasy?

[@VenHur]

0:41 and that is how funny hoohoo man obtained ultra instinct

[@iplayjtohitsfun]

mayo when move: hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

[@dreadentity_tin]

9 views 32 comments 143 likes KZbin is broken

[@warlock1186]

You're only just realizing this now?

[@manocoma]

When you try your best and you succeed, a little too much. Also first NOT

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

0:41 “Mario, your assaulting the stairs” “Princess! I’m Backwards Long Jumping” “Gonna have to call Toadsworth for this one”

[@lightninstriker10]

BLJ within proximity to a Screaming Lil Miss causes an immediate proportional singularity upon parallel universes converging on the BLJ-performing subject.

[@cristianmartinez8321]

"To answer that we needto talk about paralell universes"

[@pokeblue596]

Literally me when I see any long staircase in M64

[@jonolivier9126]

Bro that one frame of the Hoohoo Man after "The End" scared the hell out of me.

[@futur3anth0ny]

Mario: can pass stairs quickly. M a y o: *I can tear apart the very fabric of the space-time continuum.*

[@gibberishKSHSLSGD]

0:26 this one gave me crossing the pit vibes

[@redstreak9430]

The closet that we got to an ending of the Star Spirit saga

[@josephanims8596]

Mario: I can go faster on the stairs by doing this Mayo:I can go trough time and space

[@taybaabu3172]

July, 2019, the first man to absolutely eliminate his own existence by throwing himself into unreachable levels of high velocity (colorized)

[@starrysky3300]

Bro mayo just tore all of existence itself with that blj

[@unwrittenearth9230]

And we thought the flash was the fastest man alive

[@theboxman2560]

Me: orders a burger Everyone else at the vegan restaurant: 0:21

[@helloiamalive4184]

The way he just bends space in time

[@OtisTheVr]

He broke the fabric of space and time of how fast he was going

[@JustAPrettyCoolDude]

Mayo is now *4 PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF US NOW!*

[@MomazosDiegoXDD]

"To answer that we need to talk about parallel universes"