B*tchy Players! What Footballers REALLY Think

What footballers really think about each other! It's time to take a look at B*tchy Players! It's just a few days until Crouchfest and we've decided to hand this podcast over to you, the listener. It's Peter Crouch's favourite episode of the series as you - the viewers and listeners take control and get to ask a member of the Premier League 100 club anything you like! The main theme is how b*tchy strikers can be about the rest of the squad(!) especially those pesky goalkeepers Rambo! AND Peter Crouch answers questions about making body parts disappear, playing Monopoly and there's a final update on Crouchfest! Crouchy issues a warning for event organisers as well as a serious discussion about when players get 'too comfy' at an elite football club.
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This Episode... welcome back to the 'White Bait' pub! Crouchfest is almost here! We explain our plans for the World Cup 2022, and who we think the favourites could be for the tournament, we get into your listen messages! Max asks if Peter Crouch remembers David Wheater's magic trick! Harry asks would Crouchy rather Divrat was a Goalkeeper or a Referee? Jack asks about pay as you play contracts, Tom wants to know everything about man to man and zonal marking AND we listen to some FIFA Rage about Peter Crouch's hero card in FIFA 23!
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[@benarcher7411]

Chris the type of guy who shuts the fridge door with his hips

[@lildevil2380]

What?

[@VeryBritishHumour]

😂😂

[@bobbybobstar1496]

Most people do because they have a beer in one hand and a snack in the other , only poor people close there fridge with there hands because there hands like there fridge are empty

[@benarcher7411]

Bobby bobstar ok sweet heart keep telling yourself that

[@bobbybobstar1496]

@@benarcher7411 its a fact poppet ain't all poorpers like you

[@liammaywood4990]

as a scouser who lives in anfield I've had the pleasure to meet him twice and he is the most down to earth humble guy you can meet doesn't disappoint absolute legend💪👏

[@andrewmartin2103]

True can't knock him so honest also credit him all fans of clubs he played for love him nice person .

[@JoeSmith12393]

I have met him meself on lark lane few years ago an he was proper sound

[@ruffsqwadnastymovement3099]

You must be the most well spoken scouser I’ve ever come across! Do you live in the north of town?

[@PickeringSamuel]

I seen him dancing in Garlands off his tits haha

[@ricardosd12]

@GanjaDan still on the ganja mate?

[@sfullernj]

These guys are great together. Love this podcast. Laughing a lot

[@trevorg2128]

I like what he says crouchy, going to watch it with his friends and talking to you two.

[@ewanmcdowall4938]

Quality podcast love it 😂

[@stuartswanton1676]

The whole bit of getting the same wage if you're on the bench reminded me of Winston Bogarde. £40k a week for 4 years and made 11 appearances!

[@garethshottin]

That 2 more appearances than Phil Jones and for £85k a week less. So Bogarde seems like a deal.

[@jlan5411]

Adebayor 100k a week to train with youth squads at Spurs aha

[@mediacenterman8583]

Don't forget Wayne Bridge at City £100k a week at City, refused to go on loan and was happy to be benched and play golf. And I think Danny Drinkwater is still being paid at Chelsea!!

[@One.Zero.One101]

Ozil with £350,000 per week and being a ghost on the pitch.

[@sloan6543]

class as always boys

[@rj2409]

That voicemail from Germany is GOLD!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@romanoonamor7690]

Promoting that kind of people is EXACTLY what's wrong with social medias in this world

[@chrisalarcon6135]

@@romanoonamor7690 oh relax

[@Howyanow]

Should do a watch along for the England games

[@theboystevens]

B*tchy Players starts at 28:20

[@jonnyting71]

Hero

[@andreassavvides5247]

Class pod lads

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Cheers Andreas glad you enjoyed watching

[@poolie-mag8282]

Crouchy should do a watchalong for 1 of the England games

[@mattthomas3882]

The story about kick offs with Defoe 😂

[@lfcbpro]

There was a Liverpool under 23 who was kicked out because he had a bad attitude and hand the Range Rover, watches etc, and had never played a game, and Klopp just got rid. I thought it was Brewster like a few other people, but may have been a few different at the time. We had a lot of decent youngsters who didn't develop past the 6-7 games mark, before sold. I am wondering if this was attitude rather than ability?

[@SteelBonsai]

Evening lads, just watched the episode crouchy did with DOA CEO it was quality 👌🏻👀

[@KingCalla]

Who??

[@SteelBonsai]

@@KingCalla diary of a ceo its on KZbin Crouchy was on his show 👍

[@kierencoats9077]

i grew up in England for 12 years before leaving the country. Stuff like this makes me miss playing football all the time. for my school, for a sunday league team, and any other chance I got.Should get back into it, but where I live in now its a lot more difficult

[@calum5899]

Another top class episode 😂

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Glad you enjoyed Calum

[@seanplested6939]

Crouchy you are a absolute legend👌👌

[@kylecook4206]

Podcast keeps levelling up. Can see Crouch is really get used to and comfortable with this

[@craigchristian344]

Levelling up? Ffs

[@Ajs_1988]

I think we've found out what crouchie would of been instead of a footballer

[@stuearth5076]

Wheater was on the bench for the matches against France and crouchy's popular Trinidad and Tobago!!

[@joshcyprua7217]

Think this is the best pod yet fuckin hilarious boys

[@evansnzomo9618]

Now we know David Wheater had the best ball retention stats.

[@JWalks]

Can't believe it took this long for you guys to mention Tommy F, I though he had died 🤣🤣

[@waynehutchoNFFC]

Forest 3rd keeper last week got an award for being at the club 20 years.. hes played 47 times and keeps getting a new contract 😂😂

[@romanoonamor7690]

Not much to laugh about. At least he's not like 98% of footballers, always complaining and moving clubs because they didn't play the last 3 games

[@htid84]

30:31 killed me! XD

[@scrapydan3251]

Love crouch's hero card on fifa guys a beast

[@tjrs3121]

Let’s be real bro on fifa crouchy is absolute dog water, they did him dirty

[@scrapydan3251]

@@tjrs3121 No chance I've been scoring goals for fun with his world cup hero card.

[@jasonm5288]

Timestamps being added?

[@rizzles1985]

Keep up the work boyz

[@stevelawrence4280]

Is that a wrist watch Crouchy , or an elbow watch

[@sjaakbral83]

Do the 6 min audio on the clip channel

[@HesBack420]

Love the podcast as always lads, so when we getting That Peter Crouch Podcast on tour ?

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

Do you know about Crouchfest this weekend?

[@Milne85]

@@thatpetercrouchpodcast it’s my bday on Saturday... free tickets?

[@kylecook4206]

@@Milne85 Or just pay

[@Milne85]

@@kylecook4206 yea good point my comment turned out to be somewhat but sod it, was just a shot in the dark anyway mate lol

[@kylecook4206]

@@Milne85 Yeah fair play

[@gillie-monger3394]

Crouchy talking about refereeing board games at home - that's called 'Dungeons and Dragons' mate!

[@seriousblackNI]

Crouch's couch Ref's 🤣

[@kevstew8026]

How dear for crouches esp when it's 4 tickets plus travel plus accommodation. So many questions

[@craigbennett3627]

'could you draw it' :D wow! who would ant that artwork laughed so much there!!!

[@wilseph1]

Any feedback we can take onboard....

[@Milne85]

You no longer putting them on bbc sounds anymore? Is it just on here now?

[@Lajm92]

Spotify

[@Lajm92]

It’s not part of BBC anymore

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

On all podcast platforms Hugh, Apple, Spotify etc... That Peter Crouch Podcast

[@Milne85]

@@thatpetercrouchpodcast thanks a lot, appreciate it

[@liverpoolfanatic8064]

How has statman pulled this off a regular place with crouchie

[@bobbyjames534]

I’m from middlesbrough and I also have a small enough penis and a big enough pair of balls to perform this trick, I was unaware it was a regional talent to be honest but that just makes it even more impressive. UTB

[@user-tg6vq1kn6v]

A stonewall album, congrats.look forward to your future Balenciaga campaign

[@scottmurrell878]

Your in my ultimate team crouchy banging them in son 😂

[@sirtonyholohan69]

imagine how good the podcast would be if they actually had a good guinness

[@anthonygreen8638]

9:30 anyone else listening in the bath ....

[@JP-sv8mi]

You could amalgamate butlers in the buff with the rent a ref. Clattenburg would love being a cheeky monopoly ref

[@321edhp50]

0:23 of course u ran after a lift home ! 0:49

[@wezhickling7705]

It’s enough ball bag for complete coverage 🤣🤣🤣

[@dreamcastboy1]

Everyone should watch Haaland's reaction to Salah's goal after he skinned Cancelo...THAT is a man who thinks his defence is shite

[@Tawadeb]

Do you have a link??

[@321edhp]

Sliding tackle n get over it !

[@Rain188]

Imagine how Mo and Bobby Fermino feel recently about Liverpool defence. Drawing 3-3 vs Brighton

[@RR-ci9pm]

Get Jill Scott on! Watching her in the Jungle she is similar to Crouchy (and not just the height!). Podcast would be 🔥

[@theboystevens]

Shut up

[@dondamon4669]

She's a terrible footballer though

[@dondamon4669]

Wouldn't even make a under 16 men's team

[@conor459]

I can picture Crouchy/Vdv etc looking back at heurelho gomes in anger after he lets in a sloppy goal

[@harveystanton6238]

Kasabian are going?

[@Monkeypole]

Serge is the frontman now

[@benstratton2359]

Please stat man Dave. Stop Pounding that laptop with them big fingers like I.T with sky bet 😂😂

[@liammaywood4990]

definitely something in that referee business 😂 Rent-A-Ref

[@thatpetercrouchpodcast]

You heard it here first

[@syedahil3464]

Hello

[@stuartholden6288]

I wish you did timestamps

[@madoldbag6874]

I’ve listened to every episode of this brilliant podcast However, please someone tell Dave that I can’t take his Totally Fake Laughter NOTHING IS THAT FUNNY MAKE IT STOP

[@wizardofosgood]

Can someone translate the German part lol

[@resync6346]

basically just repeating what he said in English calling him son of a b*tch and english b*stard etc.

[@grajammellor660]

Crouch seemed a bit devoed no broadcaster wsnted gim to go to the world cup

[@davidmanion6525]

The voice message off ze german fifa pro player 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's not a fan im guessing hahaha

[@lukassT123]

To be fair Crouchy, look at the keeper when you’re missing sitters

[@johnnyyen3007]

England to go further than Wales? Ivan Toney said he won't be betting on serial losers, so he's stuck a wad on Wales 😀

[@Tawadeb]

With his betting winnings??

[@johnnyyen3007]

@@Tawadeb yeah. I wonder if he put a tenner on himself not going to the World Cup? 😀

[@Tawadeb]

@@johnnyyen3007 lol

[@Kaka-hy4pw]

Hate to be the negative one but i think you need another host as well as statman Dave. Sometimes painful to hear, give him another role in the team.

[@AndrewG1989]

Even having banter can be bitchy as well 😂

[@JoDyMa]

Girl band? Two thirds said yes? I'm guessing this is Atomic Kitten to play that god-awful Southgate song

[@kramnosbor9534]

They don’t even call him foreskin anymore 😢

[@ellisallen1995]

Can someone please do an edit of these videos to extract the 15 minutes of the show where they aren’t taking about: 1a.) Crouchfest 1b.) how they can’t believe they’re doing Crouchfest, even tho they mention it every ep 2.) daft classifications of things related to football I.e. that childish nonsense Chris Stark wets himself over ‘draft exclusion’ 3.) Everytime Chris Stark speaks Please upload separate vid of anytime Statman Dave provides some insights, and Peter C talking about footy (or his Mrs)

[@cmoyo91]

Or you could just stop watching?

[@willgamm22]

cry more

[@voodoomart6969]

666 subscribers 😮