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[@SlabOfSteak]

"Remember when that guy slept with your girl?" "Yeah." "Yeah that was me too."

[@iiiiil356]

*wheeze*

[@leoniberal]

I mean, at this point i wouldn’t be surprised if that was true too

[@Mrjormax]

*whistling*

[@Sweeny_de]

"Remember that girl you dated?" "Yeah." "Yeah that was me too."

[@nefpark2697]

Sweeny I’m weak af lmao!! 😭😂

[@mynameachef8614]

hes like one of those guards in skyrim >must have been the wind

[@saturnus423]

MyName AChef *gets shot* "Must've been the bleach"

[@samuelr.6046]

Any game with NPCs really.

[@TakenTooSeriously]

Oh no! It's the hacker!

[@Jon14141]

:D

[@Zatsumaster]

you can hear that he's secretly amazed by how you trolled him in the end

[@gamemaster2311]

Reflexez Yea that'd be great, so can you help me build?

[@dolannalod7991]

=))))))))

[@Lonech]

I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be impressed.

[@TankEpidemic]

No, he just hacked the news so that it said that.

[@johnnya1717]

@@TankEpidemic he just hacked the universe and changed the events in Daniel's life

[@Sol_Protege]

When proved he was the hacker by whistling good lord

[@onceuponastarship1987]

Kevin Mitnick in the building gonna hack some nuclear silos

[@JohnPablob]

This is literally the definition of hell, being forced to die over and over again while you inadvertently confess to your sins to a random stranger friend who ends up shooting you in the back every time. Also the whistle, don't know how to incorporate that, too.

[@zriku1]

Never change your profile picture

[@spootot]

Holy shit it started happening when I read this

[@SlabOfSteak]

John Pablo this comment made me laugh so hard

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

It's karma for the guy robbing his ex

[@AlbertoSantosDumont819]

gold experience requiem

[@TimothyBreadman]

I love that escalation: "I used to hack Counterstrike" "I got in trouble for hacking Facebook accounts" "I hacked her Paypal" "I hacked her bank account"

[@Millermacs]

+Tim Bread lmfao so true

[@hibyhihi]

+Tim Bread I think she might of just left her accounts open on his laptop

[@SpookymfB]

+420 blaze it up lmfao hes a dank 1337 hax0r m8

[@chek936]

No

[@chek936]

Right

[@Criken]

This is the apex of DayZ.

[@CaptainRikkai]

Hey Criken! It's cool you watch Daniel, :D you should definitely try DayZ again, I feel it'd be fun

[@coltk9263]

Criken2 HOW IS MY TWO FAVORITE KZbinRS IN THE SAME PLACE, YOURE UNLEASHING THE CRIKEN AGAIN

[@mechafloob]

Holy shit I couldn't even comprehend that it was Criken at first

[@buttsauce2053]

Criken2 Last person I'd expect to see in the comments..

[@spaghetti8061]

Butt Sauce Not Really, ABF loves daniel.

[@DrintoThought]

"I'm gonna be the laughin' stock of DayZ." "Alright."

[@Nayhan123]

You got likes thought I'd tell you

[@DrintoThought]

@@Nayhan123 Interesting.

[@Nayhan123]

@@DrintoThought very interesting

[@J29-u8u]

@@Nayhan123 Who got likes

[@jccs98]

@@J29-u8u i did

[@SanjuroSan]

"I'm gonna be the laughing stock of DayZ" "Right..."

[@edgarcuellar3582]

Sanjuro Shinjitsu 1.1 M I L L I O N V I E W S

[@tsnhd]

See you later, okay?

[@tsnhd]

You need to settle down

[@boogiewoogie5996]

settle up lads

[@shamusbob7969]

@Willem DaFuckedUp when you got OCD this bad

[@Bipedalius]

The way you speak so calmly all the way through... Truly the mind of a sociopath LOL

[@yeleoh]

@@KA-vs7nl Is that not calm?

[@rodger3352]

*I have to return some videotapes*

[@Yambag]

its edited audio

[@happyrobot6396]

@@Yambag no

[@Yambag]

@@happyrobot6396 yep

[@cnt369]

I love how you let him know at the end. He's going on, bragging about how good of a hacker he is and how he stole all that money, thinking he's the ultimate troll. Little did he know, the Daniel meter was getting fuller and fuller the whole time.

[@A1rPun]

@Ryan Patmore not sure if trolling or real question because Daniels videos are the context rn.

[@RhodokTribesman]

@Ryan Patmore Bottom left of the video. It shows how aggravated his victims are haha

[@rodger3352]

@@RhodokTribesman ohhhhhh didn't notice that at all lol

[@fmgallien]

''Im gonna go and download the hacks''

[@DSmithinator]

+Chris D'oulmeth flem*

[@quarternipp]

*phlegm

[@deadnan4207]

Lol it's called a Liverpool accent

[@Slatt33-z4y]

777 likes on your comment that means you get 1 wish

[@WOBO]

Absolute genius.

[@Crims0ny]

WOBO Lol i didn't expect to see you here WOBO

[@coltk9263]

WOBO didnt kno you had a taste for some conman action

[@Chrispy4949]

WOBO A Scouse Hacker!!! That would involve studying, and being at least slightly educated..... So yeah, I think it's safe to say... He was full of it!

[@charlimoryosef]

Cristiano Ronaldo

[@InveniosYT]

I have found WOBO

[@TheRoboRobot]

6 years since I watched this masterpiece and the “hacker’s” whistling sound will still play in my head as an intrusive thought at least once a month and every time it does it makes me smile.

[@seinfan9]

Try doing it yourself. Even better.

[@operative_sus]

I just came back to watch this masterpiece

[@bbbbbbb51]

​@@seinfan9try humming and whistling

[@apanst]

You played him like a damn fiddle.

[@DarkEquinox345]

apanst He kept him waiting, huh?

[@blykoger]

Profile pic looks interesting to say the least lol.

[@vgamedude12]

+apanst who is this semen demon

[@blykoger]

+Terry Bogard no lol?

[@vgamedude12]

Terry Bogard I know

[@DantheJokeMan]

At least he was laughing about it in the end.

[@cuddlecakes7153]

The laugh was the start of insanity for him. He could hardly believe what was happening so his reaction was to do that in disbelief.

[@danlorett2184]

You laugh at what you can't cope with

[@milkydanny8316]

that laugh and the cussing was obviously him trying to look chill about it, but he was enraged.

[@dogshake]

@@danlorett2184 wait then wouldnt laughing just be a form of coping

[@Ex4mple420]

"It's the hacker. He's doing the same whistle." I couldn't hold it anymore xD

[@Thevideogamejoker]

That was so funny

[@mateuszwodarski4073]

so epic whistle

[@mateuszwodarski4073]

he did hear that whistle when his gf cheat on him too

[@CODA96]

@@mateuszwodarski4073 Psychosis confirmed

[@KonataTanaka]

dude what if he hacks your bank account and makes you pay for his food and three months of xbox live..

[@johnpitt3216]

ok?

[@johnpitt3216]

Oh really?

[@KonataTanaka]

***** in english please?

[@johnpitt3216]

Alright.

[@KonataTanaka]

***** alright

[@emperors_nonsense]

Liverpudlians are very trusting people. They scare easily but return in greater numbers.

[@lifedecoded9842]

U fuckin wot lad

[@deadnan4207]

That's just an ignorant stereotype. Scousers are lovely people

[@reeceordie]

Thanks Dead Nan 420

[@KipomoVideos]

Matthew Smith these are birminhamingians

[@ronniebrown5769]

DeadNan420 scousers are nice from my experience, but i usually find their company slightly uncomfortable

[@SentidoPolitico]

"I used her money to buy myself food" What a savage.

[@DerpingTurtle]

+Angel Zubiaur Jauregi Don't forget about the xbox live

[@HarrisonGowland]

Can you repeat that in English?

[@discoastronaut3635]

420 likes

[@xehP]

I think he lives on the dole lmaoo

[@michaellk2254]

What a legend.

[@Verkrustet]

See ya later, okay?

[@chek936]

No

[@nalivai4862]

Can you hear me?

[@wolverine005]

+Fooly Cooly 2 new FLCL seasons nigga

[@omomomo951]

how fitting of a number puu.sh/x5oMG/0e551dade8.png

[@N3WBIESKI11Z]

Techno Khajiit How did you get a screen shot of Fooly Coolys comment from like a year ago where it had approximately 666 likes at the time?

[@fuflang]

"I'm gonna be the laughing stock of DayZ" "*Alright*"

[@rainingbricks]

Holy shit, this might be your best work yet.

[@Bobbyfawn]

oh no it's the hacker...

[@KeyoG]

Kelly Tromans Fuc off FUC OFF

[@mihos11]

*starts whistling*

[@kingofpain11111]

Oh, I can see you on the ground!

[@leontiefmodell650]

"The hacker's here!"

[@z1lla4]

Hey

[@NOUFGT]

He honestly sounds amused by it all in the end.

[@Aosa_Aosa]

At least he was a good sport about it. He didn't rage too hard.

[@vasting9829]

*too

[@Aosa_Aosa]

@@vasting9829 yep

[@fureversalty]

its cause he's bri'ish /s

[@mikeyswift2010]

@@vasting9829 what a loser

[@thefallenknight2354]

That’s because he’s not a Second Life gamer.

[@MrBubbaSkeeter]

Sounds like daniel's companion was a compulsive liar.

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

So was Daniel.

[@OcrimBob]

@@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive Daniel was arrested?

[@YZER19]

No man. He is a real hacker. Watch out.

[@Mrjormax]

@@OcrimBob alright

[@smellypatel5272]

@@YZER19 hacher*

[@matheusg1473]

When he talked about his ex, Jesus Christ.

[@bottlesalts]

“Obviously, she’s a girl, so I don’t think she understood it was as bad as it is” “...right”

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

If she really cheated on him she's a bitch, though.

[@TheUberSuperNova]

He "hacked" his girlfriends facebook really means he found her phone & went into her messages Ok?

[@thecaptain5026]

@@bottlesalts settle down, ok?

[@lucaslucas191202]

@@bottlesalts ...alright

[@georgidobrevmusic]

I lost it at the whistle....

[@therealkzero]

I don't know why, but I laughed so hard at "I've been shot" . He said it so calmly and just accepted it, lmao.

[@nekotfarmer]

+Kzero Lol same. That's the part where I lost it

[@OhHiKiwo]

Oh my god...

[@OMGmoosetracks]

Careful kiwo this man is crazy....and amazing. *whispers* but also really crazy

[@YamumsYadad]

Congratz kiwo for exploring this far into mind games

[@dqwid2049]

ey

[@Def157]

yee hi Kiwo

[@freequest]

only started getting your videos as recommendations lol.

[@foxbutterfly-eden8715]

“I’m gunna be the laughingstock of DayZ” “Right.”

[@yeetyeet7070]

laughingstochch

[@samueljfw]

"This hacker's terrorized us" god this is brilliant

[@sydurgraham7760]

"it must have been the bleach" "right."

[@charlesleyjay2488]

"I need to make meself be sicghchh, and quigchgh."

[@itsethanbradberry]

This was actually such a wholesome reaction to realizing you were being trolled, I like this guy.

[@Jinars.]

im ethan bradberry

[@humble2246]

@@Jinars. glad someone still knows the meme

[@SuperSapuenLP]

i like his reaction so pure

[@angelp.5486]

S4pu3n source for pfp

[@wolfhackzx]

Jill from VA-Ha11a. It's a good VN.

[@gloverelaxis]

The way you so calmly nod along with that passive, matter-of-fact "right" or "alright" as he's telling you all this hysterical shit truly makes this video.

[@PrincessCraftycorn]

its so good lol

[@cakemaster10]

I love everything about this video. The gullibility, the anger and the accent really makes this ruse a masterpiece.

[@gabeux]

One of the best videos I've ever seen. You probably know that by speaking very calmly, not only you can make people trust you easier, but you also trigger them to be more vulnerable, open, and try to interact with you more. I like it. Subscribed.

[@PeterVescro]

Masterful. Surely there's no way to top this one!

[@aaiiddaass]

Peter Vescro Let's hope you're wrong. He must find a way. No, he WILL find a way.

[@user-kl8om9su3c]

topped 10/10

[@Shalashaska777]

That whistle you do is so hilarious. Just the timing of it, and his reactions to it. Golden. I don't know how you're gonna top this. It's all downhill from here.

[@cerberusincorporated6861]

What's even worse? That guy probably thought he made a friend :( ...only to have said friend literally shoot him in the back. That's some brutal shit.

[@SurrogateActivities]

Cerberus Incorporated He's the one playing shit dayz that is, instead of at least playing something better with better community.

[@headanchor]

Cerberus Incorporated The guy is a piece of shit thief, who gives a fuck?

[@iAmTexasWarrior]

bassduderocker Lol... You do not honestly believe he did all that shit do you?

[@Knightrem]

+Cerberus Incorporated Hey you made the rifle used by the orange haired joker of Colorado.

[@yamabushi170]

The scouse accent just makes this sound perfect

[@Morphinominall]

I'll see you on the other side Alright

[@Jon14141]

:O

[@bubbagurt2402]

I can imagine running into Daniel in the apocalypse. "Hey, buddy. I'm lost can you help me?" "Ok?" "I'm really thirsty. Do you have any water on you?" "Ok?" "Thank you. That hit the spo- wait. It smells a bit weird. Oh well." "Ok?" "Hey, there might be some vitamins in that building. I'm going to check it out. ARGHH FUCK! WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME?! MY LEGS ARE BROKEN!" "Ok?" "PLEASE! DON'T DO THI- AGHH FUCK! A BEAR TRAP! ARghGUgH!" "Ok?" "Oh god.........OH GOD *Throws up blood and gasoline* what was in that drink?!" "Ok." "Why are you doing this to MEEEE! WHY!!! WHYYYY!!!!!!!" "Alright" *Dies* *Daniel eats my twitching body*

[@LilyBlue53]

+Bubba Gurt Yeah well the apocalypse still has standards.

[@yes1sir1no1sir]

*whistles while running around in underwear with an axe*

[@aiksi5605]

This is not canon at all

[@Arkrilok]

Even the apocalypse has standards.

[@vicevilla9949]

Is there a problem or?

[@icton]

thanks for it

[@Kalibur91]

ICTON Entertainment / Djy1991 You're a fan of Keaton AND Daniel? Nice! You got a good taste in KZbinrs!

[@sizzlerdizzle7121]

:( bye icton

[@Nayrukko]

Gets shot in the head "It mustve been the bleach." Actual oblivion NPC dialogue

[@NilsHarry]

I think that guy might be a compulsive liar

[@inactiveeeee1]

that whistle hahahahahah

[@liamjones8468]

Me: Help me I'm drowning! Daniel: What do you mean? Me: Help me please! Daniel: Ok? Me: I'm begging you! Daniel: Sure **shoots my foot** Me: Fuck! Why did you do that?! Daniel: Ok? Me: Wait, what are you doing? Stop! Daniel: **slowly pushes my head underwater** Me: **drowns** Daniel: Hello? Daniel: Hello? Daniel: Maybe he's resting

[@TheToomykins]

Where are you? Are you okay?

[@LilBingo]

Toomykins Can you hear me?

[@PhrozenFox]

Calm down okay?

[@ASDKFJ1234]

I hope that you guys stayed in touch.

[@shinren_]

Based profile pic

[@sattmowards]

@@shinren_ Based on what?

[@scrums4748]

@@sattmowards anime

[@Nik-wo7hk]

LOL

[@amp4105]

@@shinren_ is this like a pedo thing

[@mynamesjack1]

Missed every single one of these streams, this is not okay. Okay?

[@DougieTits]

BadBoi Jack Stream snipers would ruin the way he plays. It's good for some people, because they need people to kill or team up with. Daniel needs a set stage with no interference for the art to flourish.

[@mynamesjack1]

DanielFromSL Alright

[@mynamesjack1]

DougieTits Okay

[@tiltedairsoft6169]

+DougieTits Well said "DougieTits"

[@11tony3]

"I'm gonna be the laughing stock of DayZ" "alright"

[@ChuTubeUK]

I'd love to watch the full unedited days; I'm sure there's a lot of downtime and inactivity but I bet the scouser's inane ramblings and musings on life are entertaining.

[@llllIllIIl]

8 years later, nothing has topped this video yet

[@RatoGetsRich]

This only loses to the Chinese guy going on a rant

[@namshimaru]

Probably the greatest troll of our time.

[@YourRulerSkeletos]

All things considered, he stayed in pretty good spirits throughout.

[@dylanm1116]

"hes locked me in the room theres nothing we can do now" "alright"

[@heisenpug258]

YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER. YOU'RE SO CALM AND SO FUCKING FUNNY WHAT THE SHIT

[@BagelBoyyy]

+DanielFromSL Yes.

[@mellowmike4183]

Alright.

[@mellowmike4183]

Mhm.

[@boochypleasure1319]

can you hear me ?

[@BagelBoyyy]

Little Jacob ok?

[@Caydiem]

[muffled whistling in the distance intensifies]

[@Kcd444]

"Obviously she's a girl so I don't think she understood it's as bad as it is." LOL oh buddy she knew exactly what she was doing.

[@Kcd444]

Steve Reptar yeah I understood that. That's why I said she knew exactly what she was doing lol

[@LegionOfTheImmortals]

Ah yes. More Daniel. Just what the doctor ordered

[@strider5119]

Man, this sums up dayz completely. Instead of a trailer or a review, it should just be this video

[@eugeoyes513]

paddy pimblett

[@WickedJ133]

Local man played like a damn fiddle.

[@jkaizen8272]

"when my girlfriend cheated on me, hehe, I uh... HEACKGHED her bank account"

[@MisterMojoRising]

to buy meself food

[@chessrust]

Mr. Mojo Risin' and tue geht free monts of xbux lyve

[@bjdooi]

i love your one word unemotional responses to everything. it's brilliant

[@tymonkey12]

I'm trying to play Dayz but this one hacker keeps kicking my ass

[@Glarblenuck]

Yep, definitely the bleach.

[@alexbarth2805]

Ever trust someone in a game so much you start admitting to felonies? Yeah me neither.

[@timetobargeinandgivemyopin7260]

Our definition of felony is not the same

[@timetobargeinandgivemyopin7260]

But yeah

[@stayofftheroads1383]

@@timetobargeinandgivemyopin7260 dooood, this comment is five years old

[@MyPotatoAim]

@@stayofftheroads1383 joe mama five years old

[@Gungenater]

"You were lucky to bump into me, to be fair. .... "Wait, what the fuck, why is this door locked?" kek

[@mvnkycheez]

he sounded like a lad, hope you guys made up and became friends after that

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

You're joking right? If your definition of lad is someone that steals from their exes then I think you'd be right at home making mates with prisoners.

[@SomeOrdinaryViewer]

@@sploofmcsterra4786 She cheated on him so who cares

[@Freezorgium]

@@sploofmcsterra4786 If he's right that she cheated on him I don't care, good on him

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

Unbelievable. Are y'all angry entitled incels or something? I never would forgive cheating, but I'm not such an immoral shithead that I'd steal from them. And from the sounds of it, I'm not surprised he was cheated on if he is the type of guy to do that. A true lad is a guy that would push through being cheated on and not hold such a grudge that they'd commit a felony to get revenge. It you wanna be friends with that kinda guy, fine, but you have bad taste.

[@Freezorgium]

@@sploofmcsterra4786 he's a lad that does what must be done for justice Not moral, but righteous. The hero we didn't need, but deserve. A protector. A dark Knight.

[@tomsweeny6837]

The sad truth is that Daniel is probably the closest thing most people are going to have to an online friend. Most people would be lucky to get a guy to show up to play duos 4 days in a row.

[@PhrozenFox]

My guy, I kind of get what you mean because I've been there, but you just gotta try and let other people in. Also, look at yourself and think of any things you do subconsciously that you would personally dislike, and try to stop. I complain too much so I'm working on it.

[@xv696]

@@PhrozenFoxreal

[@Siresly]

I felt bad for him at first. But then it turned into Dexter.

[@Thehammm_]

dude...these are so good. Just found your channel and I subbed like 20x times. How are you not bigger? This is comedy gold, and you are my hero.

[@kakapukastudio9557]

That was the time Daniel stopped for his own good

[@Epiales12]

I randomly think about this video through out the day. The whistling kills me every time

[@Lil_FYRBUG]

"Remember the guy who bullied you in high school?" "Yeah" "That was me too"

[@matthewpawlowski5251]

Victim: I don’t think I’m going to die. **gets executed by Daniel** Victim: Huh, must’ve been the bleach...

[@MarlySmith]

1:47 "Yea I can see you standing behind me.. You are dead" "What" "I-i don't understand" Hahahahaha

[@SwimmingBird19]

Genuinely one of the videos to exist. I watch it bi-annually

[@niceman249]

This is literally the best gaming channel on KZbin.

[@kualajdm]

That slow zoom into daniels beautiful face when the guy's entire world was crumbling around him is probably the magnum opus of KZbin.

[@HerrmannThompson]

"I'm gonna be the laughing stock of DayZ" "Alright" Best part of the video.

[@bjorksBOSSlevel]

This is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@cupcayuk]

"I'll see yu on ta other saed" "right."

[@PresidentHotdog]

Most realistic Liverpool simulator I've ever seen.

[@mmockridge1]

"I need to make meself be sickh, and quickh."

[@charlieapples9373]

Daniel: God of Chaotic Neutrals

[@cfandersonz8033]

*Daniel shoots a wall* “We’re in danger here”

[@maceguy]

I just discovered your channel and holy hell it's like I've dug up gold

[@jonathanjrgensen6774]

Even when he confesses he's so calm, i love him

[@7PHILIPP_]

Love your videos man! Please never ever stop making these! I look everyday for new content...you will become a really big youtuber man! Weekly content would be really awesome! Greets from germany!

[@g_mixesajl293]

So this man just admitted to 3 felonies in about 2 minutes. This man is going places! Hope he’s doing good in 2021,

[@CharlieApples]

I hope he isn’t lmao

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

I hope he’s doing neutral

[@Antiauthoritarianmindset]

PLS MAKE MORE!!!! This is so great man. Even my girl was laughing her ass off

[@NarrowSpider]

"I'm gonna go download the hacks" will never not be funny to me.

[@theboi1427]

that “i’ll see you on the other side” sounded so defeated

[@Benjlmao1996]

keep uploading man this shit is too funny

[@elementkingaming1947]

He sounds like a good friend