Random Arma Bullshittery (part 9)

[@sliceofpudding]

rewatching this makes me appreciate how "The Badgers" start out as a resistance to an unfair takeover, fighting for their homes, slowly becoming a, while not entirely malicious, antagonistic and self-centered organization, and then throwing out all morals and subsequently becoming a larger threat to Altis than Russia could ever be. Only to be taken out by their own incompetence. Truly, a story unlike any other.

[@danielholoweckyj9098]

Should be a movie.

[@arongan8938]

Agree

[@Kokuyous3ki]

Unlike any other... more like exactly like the history of communism :)

[@Celene1312]

@@Kokuyous3ki damn, a communism understander logged on

[@command_unit7792]

Kinda reminds me of what happend to the chechen resistence irl...Their leader responsible for many terrorist attacks(For example yheBeslan School hostage crisis) was litterally killed by having his bombs explode in his face xD

[@foist101]

"Badger" sounds like a military unit, "The Badgers" sounds like a sports team also involved with international terrorism.

[@DrMDHyde]

foist To be fair, that was a military unit called “the wild ones”

[@chadpringle3759]

Hmmmm reminds me of mw2

[@savage4749]

@@chadpringle3759 *remember....no Russian*

[@coleaddison7393]

Love the profile pic

[@BcDyxaLKgoNdgU]

@@chadpringle3759 Badger was the name of an apc/tank thing in one of the american missions where you go house to house searching for something I forget while shooting endless amounts of aimbotting russians.

[@timtsai9285]

Fun fact: using suicide bombers is actually not a warcrime in and of itself. It's just that usually multiple other warcrimes are committed, specifically: -Indiscriminate attack -Disguising as a citizen -Attacking civilians Other than that, turning yourself into a bomb is totally okay.

[@hawkingstar1698]

(Jots down the notes)

[@helgrin8754]

so if a guy came to an army base in his army uniform and exploded himself killing only soldiers, it's legal?

[@greatorder]

@@helgrin8754 Perfidy is illegal. Now, a *spy* can disguise themselves as the enemy, but that means they aren't bound by the other side following the laws of war either. They can be executed rather than taken as a PoW, for example.

[@Brigtzen]

@@helgrin8754 well it's atleast not a warcrime. i dont see how it's much different than flying in with a drone

[@bernhardstil6128]

@@helgrin8754 Well... what are you going to do? Arrest him? :D

[@imfatloser1958]

I love when Womble is looking unto the hill and can’t do anything to stop the executions, it was like a movie scene.

[@SovietWomble]

See, I'm not dead. I'm just an alcoholic.

[@lasoupeauxnouillesdesoiree8644]

As we all are

[@kuromoriroyal2291]

Finally!

[@i-killed-u-b4925]

SovietWomble hiii

[@thewheatleyguy_]

SovietWomble rip

[@xtxrtlex6468]

SovietWomble lol

[@JustinTK416]

In other news, Arma streamer writes best game based war narrative since Ace Combat 4.

[@gabriel2728]

You played ac4?!

[@JustinTK416]

Não Sei In truth, no, but I guess kinda yes. I was a little young to really do much other than fly around, shoot a thing or two, fly super high, then shut down my engines and crash. I did see a few cutscenes from when my older brother played it though, and the voice over and art style stuck with me so well that I actually looked up the animatics and story relevant scenes years later. To this day, I kinda wish someone would do something like it. Maybe with a contemplative spin on what future warfare could look like, or just make an FPS that uses it to give your fighting a grounded sense of meaning, rather than making the story basically a Ghost in the Shell fanfic like Black Ops 3, or whatever kind of Halo rip-off Infinite Warfare was.

[@ygorschuma3059]

Ace Combat 5*

[@forrest6132]

Mobius 1 is the hero Altis needs!

[@kaltsssit]

@@forrest6132 Inb4 Cipher comes in instead to commit more war crimes

[@TheFabulousCrusty]

The effort that's gone into creating this is immense. The results are great!

[@Thoran666]

Best story and editing so far. Womble set a new record.

[@navyreaper011]

Definitely worth the wait

[@AmokCanuck]

Stanislav Hronek you're the only one, quality over quantity m8

[@jordfrenken1437]

he didnt get any money for this btw its demonitized

[@navyreaper011]

I rather have quality over quantity but if uploaded more I wouldn’t mind.

[@ssfbob456]

That opening hits different now.

[@joemcnulty6814]

Indeed it does

[@phoenixwestberry6565]

This really aged poorly lol

[@Lokust714]

Yup

[@ThePoeticPariah]

Slava Altisi!

[@DoctorProph3t]

Biiiig yikes

[@greninjamastergabe6452]

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain" A summary of the Badgers

[@vladdis6113]

this fits so well with their situation

[@taliawtf6944]

No, no they started out as the villain lets be honest here. xD

[@omegalock27]

@@taliawtf6944 ANY group that has Cyanide of all people in it starts as a villain.

[@taliawtf6944]

@@omegalock27 Valid point xD

[@Izaak0708]

No it's either you die a hero, or you live long enough to see ZF screw everything up

[@RaihotDoW2]

"why do you have a deagle moogle?" "Cause it's Thursday" Deagle out for anarchy day

[@m0dp1g21]

Plot twist: The whole SovietWomble channel, no matter what game, is one long narrative with all his videos intertwined. We thought Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover.

[@LoganWH8]

On Thursdays we use deagles.

[@razza119]

To quote captain America “I understood that reference”

[@razza119]

To quote Captain America “I understood that reference“

[@231thorium]

my brain automatically read that in soviet's and moogle's voices

[@ZonaAsier]

I love the slow devolution from a resistance group to a terrorist group. So funny.

[@duaneclarence8758]

Just like in real life!

[@CazuhLynn]

Indeed! Especially with the news, in the beginning, being rather anti-Russian but in the end, it is a victory over the terrorists. Also... these news clips. Damn. That was amazing!

[@marcelldavis4043]

This is exactly Syria but portrayed in Arma

[@KaeYoss]

Slow?

[@WingedZhiraff]

That was pretty rapid for a slow devotion.

[@CrabSpy6425]

“On Friday, Quebec runs the country” As a Canadian, nothing terrifies me more than that sentence

[@stephenuchiha6430]

Honestly, same. Canada barely runs normally.

[@GenshinLover283]

@@stephenuchiha6430 you can probably expect a lot more orphanages being burnt to the ground lol

[@jimmy3le9plus]

Really ? You don't think anything could be scarier ?

[@DemxnTheyThem]

To be fair, if the provinces took turns running the country, everyday would be spent either out-doing or undoing the legislation set the previous day. We'd never get anything done.

[@alphonselamartine8465]

I’m from Quebec and I can’t agree more nothing would be worst for the country then to have some Quebec politician running it

[@NumPad]

Props to everyone who voice acted the reporters at the beginning and end. Quality.

[@Tenebros]

2 years later and this video is still epic. The story how greed destroyed a insurrection and how one lone insurgency soldier succumbed to his morality and took out the entire Insurgency. Womble was the hero all along!

[@jixdl8617]

And the best part if it was in real life russians would say that he was a spy or a secret agent in their ranks

[@karelpgbr]

Yeah true

[@pajwubx1809]

No, more like a dumbass accidentally screwed his organization over

[@TherealOni36]

2 years later and the scenario becomes true

[@kirby1225]

morality? more like mortality

[@Rhinee]

I like how throughout the video the badgers logo gradually became more and more terrifying

[@schmoorfderschmied1763]

Rhine I would sign up up for the second one, although the third one looked more fun. Nonetheless i would would probalby make the most money with MILF, but i still have a sense of common decency.

[@testedhawk]

The idea that a country's resistance against aggressive takeover became so corrupt and inherently brutal that they preferred being annexed over being freed from control speaks volumes of ZF's character

[@isengarde9490]

It's also disturbingly realistic.

[@RimmyDownunder]

Man some of these ArmA 3 missions are fucking awesome these days. Every time I see them played I remember what mad fun it is, then I go and play and remember that ArmA takes fucking hours to play.

[@warspite7452]

Rimmy is here!!! Thats fun but denmark isn't a real country

[@harrybutcher851]

Oh hey rimmy

[@SlashRK9]

Should come play with my group, We do Antistasi almost every night :P

[@ZombieNubify]

I didn't know Australians played Arma 3. I thought it reminded them of their country too much.

[@SlashRK9]

Yes with our 0 guns

[@BoSinnfan54]

Soviet basically ended a terrorist faction with a single mortar round.

[@mrmundy112]

пиздец a smoke round, precisely

[@valentinastic2159]

What a hero

[@fedorafilmproductions1253]

He knew what he had created (MILF) had gone terribly wrong, he decided to end it before it got any worse

[@nowistimeforfightingyouson3325]

Sound like a true military historic hero... Problem is, he failed his own faction kkkkkkkkk

[@mojo_joju]

He captured his own flag, only the flag was on fire

[@kalebbruwer]

•Kills friendlies just to be sure •Blows up valuable assets (with friendlies inside) •Shoots at friendlies •Questions everything they do •Single handedly reveals base location to enemies Nope, no idea why they consider him a handicap.

[@sugokukamehawa3270]

OBVIOUSLY XD

[@kspbro506]

@Lord Death r/woooosh

[@cymathews1263]

3 years later, and the first 1:15 of this video represent current world events perfectly.

[@joemcnulty6814]

Indeed it does, only it's turning out much differently.

[@reasonableq419]

Honestly. This shit didn’t age well but to no fault of anyone in this video. Hopefully the war ends soon with Ukraine keeping its independence and actually being independent. Not “independent” but a puppet state.

[@mrshadow4007]

Just waiting for the end to either become a reality or not.

[@rspeak5768]

I mean, it was clearly based on Russia’s 2014 invasion of Crimea, so that makes sense lol

[@nukclear2741]

Without the divisiveness over how to respond.

[@ThePhilNews]

I first saw this and thought this was all too fitting an they must have staged some things. And then I watched the ZF livestreams... I have never seen a croup so disfunctional and incoherent as those guys.

[@nurrohmatadiputra5378]

For anyone who might read this Basically bullshitery is just stream video being cut along with some edit like subtitle, masking voice to make the point of interest more clear, voice re-arangement to make it funnier, etc. You know when they are making it up when they actually try to work together and fail miserably

[@v44n7]

that's the best part, no one of them takes It too seriously so they have fun. I think you can manage to play this mode with some friends but at least someone will bitch about stuff ha ha

[@flaminplays4034]

@@v44n7 But they do have someone like that... [ZF] Edberg

[@ZETxZ4]

@@flaminplays4034 Tbh, having someone "serious" in the middle of this cluster fuck it's even better.

[@xx_yeet_xx2630]

@@nurrohmatadiputra5378 b v, c.

[@MrDoYouKnowMe2211]

''You massive over-editor'' - Edberg

[@zachzent8287]

Torkil Hansen "I just get carried away"

[@silvergraphz8458]

He edited a lot. No wonder it took so long. (Yes. I get the reference.)

[@sKitz1904]

LOL

[@waterturtle2919]

It is actually a bit too much and takes away the simple humor of older Bullshitteries. It used to be about highliting already funny moments and now it is about creating funny moments by editing every scene and making jokes. Not really my taste

[@memegumin]

DEADKICKMC32 Games yea he really needs an editing team (and yes I also get that joke)

[@Rogue9]

Wow, amazing effort on this one. Especially the intro and outro; love it!

[@kingsaltbae6933]

Rogue-9 Rogue keep up the great work

[@DisorderlyFashion]

I think that outro got a little too real though...

[@AsheThePlagueDoctor]

Rogue-9 Womble is a massive over-editor. that is why his intros and scripted stuff is so amazing.

[@izero5918]

Think the badger group song was the hard part

[@rayir.1382]

Am I the only one that automatically tries to read every Rouge-9 comment as similarly as his voice?

[@CthomasMega]

The scary part isn't the foreshadowing. The REALLY SCARY part...is that ZF were TECHNICALLY ACTUALLY "FREEDOM FIGHTERS"

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

thats rare

[@selfiestick1589]

idk bout that, i don't think fighting the bad guy automatically makes you the good guy, at least for sure not in this scenario lmao

[@wolftamer5463]

⁠@@selfiestick1589It doesn’t have anything to do with good or bad. Just fighting to “free” a rebelling state from its mother state technically makes you a freedom fighter. The Confederate States of America were technically “freedom fighters” because they wanted independence from the mother state of the United States of America, but the irony is that they were also slave owners which is very much not free.

[@selfiestick1589]

@@wolftamer5463 aa gotcha

[@lars6261]

I love the progression of The Badgers' theme song. Your editing is on point as always, keep it up womble.

[@gilli8669]

I think that's where he spends about half his time, the other half recording, 2 days max. to make a video, there is no way it should take longer than that. But he says it takes 3 weeks to make a single video.

[@belbaka8711]

he edits frame by frame, so all the text takes way longer than you think

[@tybronx2446]

My dad just came into my room and was watching the "news" edit very seriously and I had to tell him it's not real news, well done Womble

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Do tell~

[@dimitrypetrenko3470]

nah Most news agencies often uses arma to show military stuffs,even mistaking some as one,I heard to that the devs of the games works with a military

[@ghosttraintittiebeaan4879]

@@dimitrypetrenko3470 this is true, a lot of awful news organizations will use arma footage, either by mistake and negligence or by actually attempting to spread propoganda

[@griddy922]

@@ghosttraintittiebeaan4879 I don't think you should take info from a person with that pfp.

[@blankmoment2]

then you dad start talking about the war and mandela effect

[@KyleLi]

Here we go. Another 26 minutes of video that I will probably rewatch dozens more times.

[@virusproofficial1086]

Kyle Li like the whole csgo and arma bullshittery, yes, i have whole night

[@dragonraisor_3319]

I have rewatched all there shit multiple times too

[@orinthegoose]

Kyle Li ikr

[@ChampGaming243]

Kyle Li same😂

[@mrfallenwolf2344]

Helll yeah!!!

[@ianrey7899]

Oh wow, what a prediction too on dragging tanks using farm equipment. I guess Sovietwomble truly is a visionary.

[@joemcnulty6814]

Indeed he is

[@nicholasogburn7746]

Holy crap.

[@router9717]

There actually is a coalition in the Philippines called MILF (Moro Islamic Liberation Front)

[@jammeranimated2627]

This video clearly change the first term that come to mind when I hear M.I.L.F. on the Philippine news

[@MultiNaruto900]

Poor guys are trying to be serious but their acronym sounds like a teenager purposefully chose "M.I.L.F."

[@krysterio]

OH YEAH!! I learned that from my studies

[@StkyDkNMeBlz]

Holy shit. I heard this all over the news a few years ago and only now have I realized

[@WingMaster562]

Welcome to the Internet. Imagine being a kid/teenager, knowing the word MILF slang AFTER knowing Moro Islamic Liberation Front your whole life.

[@buckethat4178]

Part one: Freedom Fighters Part two: Mercenaries Part three: Terrorists

[@herbet3011]

ur profile picture fits dis imao

[@connorgolden4]

During which parts where they mercenaries?

[@GrimmDraco]

Part four: dead idiots.

[@frankparker245]

@@connorgolden4 They were fighting for money, Mercenaries are soldiers for hire/soldiers who fight for money.

[@hirotwo4609]

Attack on Titan

[@axios4702]

The badgers were corrupted almost as quickly as a real life resistance movement.

[@aidanlutz8106]

Can we rename these guys the World Health Organization Regiment of Economics

[@iberis361]

Reminds you of a certain movement called Reunion, aye?

[@ricecooker7037]

Or literally any group. Seriously everything becomes bad almost instantly, there’s an expiration date on everything including everyone you know.

[@Istreakilaz]

I see i'm not the only AK player who used to watch Badger as well.... Unfortunately, even Reunion is more Functional and Competent than the ZF clan lol

[@Kiran_MD]

@@iberis361 Ah, a fellow Doctor is here I see

[@Holdiniful]

This will forever be the bar to me for a well executed and hilarious gameplay funny moments video. Certainly dozens of hours of gameplay condensed into a single 26 minute video ordered neatly and articulately for maximum impact with a brilliant intro, well executed cutaways, and a ridiculous abundance of care put into the edit. Pure gold.

[@tinycockjock1967]

13:12 “You’re firing on friendlies!” Tired troops being told that the enemy that they have been fighting for 3 days, 12 hours and 47 minutes, were friendly units all along. Having to return to normal operations, the troops ask themselves this morbid joke question - Was it sadder that they managed to somehow attack their own side, or that they didn’t manage to hit a single bullet? Is it sadder that they are so unorganized? Or that they don’t have the ability to reliably kill a threat? Late 1971, Vietnam, colorized

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

13:11

[@Smoldering_Flux1990]

yes

[@GenshinLover283]

Reminds me of that one episode of The Clone Wars. You know the one

[@poem3701]

@@GenshinLover283god plz dont remind me of the umbara arc it emotionally scarred me 😭😭😭

[@larryfoulke1596]

It's like the US in attu island (if I'm not mistaken)🤣

[@Major1745]

A few seconds in and i really appreciate the editing and script that you have created!

[@mandoza1695]

TøXìÇ lol yep Soviet back at it again

[@Major1745]

i suppress my comments for no thot

[@kineticraptor3318]

Imagine being on your first day of duty and you get assigned on patrol duty, just a standard check of the perimeter. And suddenly a British group of men charge forward being led by a tow truck dragging a burning APC behind it.

[@justleeguy9195]

Using zip-tied civilians as body shields.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

I'd say "Fuck it, I'm not paid enough for this" and open fire

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

@@frenchsoldier8485 you name and pfp doesn't match

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@aryabratsahoo7474 and yours does?

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

@@frenchsoldier8485 you retreat

[@userlog2474]

0:00 - 1:08 Well, that aged well. Guess the Badgers need to head to Ukraine fast. (Although maybe not, as if they do, they'll mess it up worse, as well as give Russia a reason to invade.)

[@rainbowwhitey9274]

Maybe avoid the drug-dealing, suicide bombing, and other such indignities this go around? In all seriousness, I hope Ukraine manages to hold its own, or at the very least make life painful for Putin and his band of merry men.

[@userlog2474]

@@rainbowwhitey9274 I fully agree. (that's what I meant by "maybe not, they'll mess it up more".)

[@wileymanful]

Bro shut up

[@ricegrain1809]

@@rainbowwhitey9274 no no, I think having the Badgers and letting them do their shit will increased their effectiveness

[@jacoblensmire7533]

Nah fr tho, this came up in my recommended and it just felt too real lmao

[@MichaelJaeYT]

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG. THESE ARE MY FAVORITE VIDEOS

[@soldsirdwarf3563]

Michael Jae same

[@Gabedog007]

yes

[@tehgehrmanwalf9765]

Michael Jae same

[@Mystic-wd6nv]

Same

[@extremkrem622]

Hella relatable

[@MrAeRoZz]

The Editing was amazing, the length was really good for the quality that never dropped during any part of the video, this is a true masterpiece in all means. You have out done yourself with this one SovietWomble, congratulations and thanks.

[@mordicai9867]

Not gonna lie, I think this was the most in-depth bullshittery I've ever seen, being the news casting showing off the perspectives of the group and how it effected the island. Honestly, It was well done

[@ryanphillips4123]

Mordicai indeed. VERY well done.

[@lokelong9797]

Mordicai too well done. including the moment Soviet womble shoot down his friend copper and say they gonna be fine

[@mordicai9867]

Holy shit this blew up lmao

[@Greenjow]

I would like to add my word and say that the Putin's speech clip at the and wasn't just a voiceover of some random speech. It's actually 90% translation of his words and 10% of the words being changed to be "on topic" for this Arma session(except the lady said 16, whereas Putin said 17, but that's just a minor thing). I believe, that's his speech about Crimea annexion, lel.

[@DEMONsDVS]

When moogle gets shot at 6:08 Soviet screams "moogle is dead!", in the stream, moogle is only unconscious for a little bit and comes back saying I'm not dead you prick! The the same thing happened twice, and twice Soviet screams 'moogle is dead!" And moogle goes "stop saying I'm dead you prick!"

[@Alexis-wi8ew]

Where is the VOD?

[@DEMONsDVS]

@@Alexis-wi8ew there was a channel, someone else was uploading soviet's vods, I don't know if it's still up

[@DEMONsDVS]

"Soviet womble's stream archive" I think it is

[@andale1670]

It’s been 84 years.

[@appleking2780]

I know omg

[@takenusername8595]

*2 mounths

[@hafor2846]

2 months...

[@KyleLi]

If the badgers were the baddies, and Soviet doomed them all, was he a goodie?

[@bismarku]

that's a good question, actually.

[@1999Tigerz]

🥦

[@DuncanOrSomething]

Kyle Li ok kyle lie why do you keep showing up on KZbin this is like the 3rd unrelated video I’ve seen you in the comments of.

[@rafengamer6296]

He couldn't handle what the Badgers have turned into, so he subconsciously and "accidentally" lead the Russian military to the base to get rid of the corrupted guerilla fighters...lol

[@nickthecynic587]

Kyle Li oh shit......

[@Novers]

I'm surprised no news outlet has picked this up

[@PalPlays]

Tyler L CNN would cite this as truth.

[@ThreesixnineGF]

get ready for it lol

[@Mawson6492]

give it time...

[@jonnysedge7412]

FOX news would believe this

[@anthonyreed6519]

this seems like a parody of what happened in the ukraine, specifically crimea. this kinda was on the news already.

[@Ghost-cs2hl]

"as long as they don't kill the commander" *commander dies*

[@MoonGuardian866]

Womble... Just.. Wow... The quality skyrocket whereas the clans morality plummetted.

[@turtato2155]

henrick866 skyrocketed*

[@fulcrum2951]

Morality plummeted? Was it even there to begin with?

[@MoonGuardian866]

fulcrum 29 ... Good point

[@ISawABear]

This is actually a very accurate (although sarcastic) depiction of how a rebellion turns sour and breaks down.

[@polishpopulous8046]

Yeah, they all go bad as soon as Quebec gets in on it.

[@darkJman77]

They go bad as soon as that one dumbass shoots mortars lol

[@ЯношБан]

I Saw A Bear I know that you don't know the answer, but it just confused me - why did your comment, and yes, not this video directly, but YOUR comment, gave me a Spec Ops:The Line vibe?

[@ISawABear]

Yes. i also played that recently so double yes.

[@ЯношБан]

I Saw A Bear ...and you've..."liked" it, so triple yes?

[@KyleLi]

HOLY SHIT. THAT OPENING. It took me a while to realize that was in game...

[@Yomika14xyukina44]

Kyle Li same !

[@theonlycanadian1]

Kyle Li me too

[@quebec4416]

Kyle Li same

[@theterribleanimator1793]

Nightmare42Gaming wait, womble made it?

[@sethscully3706]

Same

[@xanmontes8715]

It takes an incredible amount of coordination, dedication and willpower to succeed at making the Russian foreign aggressors look like the good guys.

[@RebelNutts-gg1xf]

2019 was a different time.

[@kepler7453]

🤡

[@TheNerdySimulation]

Soviet, you are truly an artist. An artist who associates themselves with terrorists, but an artist nonetheless.

[@PresidentFunnyValentine]

LifelessHawk But he's no terrorist.

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

RandomStranger_3 I know Soviet betrayed him :c

[@fus132]

Oh! Just like what movie producer and the Antif... Nevermind, i didn't said anything, carry on...

[@user-ph9pm6fc7g]

an artist that bombs civilian villages and uses suicide bombers. and uses humans as meat shields. and kills any opposition. and shoots people in the head if they don't sign up. and spreads propaganda. and kills friendlies. and kills dogs.

[@rindred]

It's mostly Moogle

[@TheMrSark]

Amazing.

[@markazucena6969]

Nice to see you hear Sark

[@Mrpokemon718]

I’m even more glad to be subscribed to the both of you for this comment.

[@LanternGhost]

Oh hey it’s Sark

[@DJ-Sellout]

Wow fancy seeing you here!

[@snowfallsymphonium9450]

Ayye it's mah boy Sark!

[@ArrowSkye]

17:24 Just the lettering of "DIGBY" and how it flies in all directions after the explosion is absolutely appreciative knowing how much effort is put into these videos.

[@Cathryn39]

Heartful Shields The "G" bouncing on the wall really got me laughing, these videos are really well edited.

[@memegumin]

Heartful Shields that's him alright a massive over editor!

[@racer927]

Womble's editing is just *brilliant*, especially the in-universe news reports at the beginning and end of the video.

[@adambell2891]

God 5 years ago??!! This was Five whole years ago? Damn I remember this coming out like yesterday. Greatest soviet womble video of all time

[@0stuff220]

and now we wait 7 more years.

[@willbordy]

just like avatar 2

[@mushi_marauder8038]

and I cry the whole time

[@ymustitho6343]

*sigh*

[@sheepherd2210]

WillBordy ikr they have like plans for avatar 5 even tho they havent released avatar 2

[@trailermashup3037]

Just like tron

[@HebiRein]

I really want to see the reactions of the other guys as they log on just to get the message "Commander Petros is dead"

[@videos2896]

They rolledback the server

[@karanoelle4819]

Still want to see the reactions tho

[@benjaminwertz2379]

@@karanoelle4819 probably along the lines of "God damn it Womble!"

[@ninarances548]

Benjamin Wertz yeah that could actually be true. But I just imagine them on Soviet’s doorway and when he opened it they’ll charge at him and will shout “FOR COMMANDER PETROS!” “FOR ALTIS!” “FOR THE GLORY OF MILF!” and other war cries.

[@pierrejacquot4741]

War cries such as a patriotic hiss

[@TheExecutorr]

"Now that I've finally made it into a SovietWomble video, I have achieved everything that there is to achieve." -Vladimir Putin, 2018

[@simonbofinger5985]

now i can finally Launch the nukes

[@k.o.g5150]

Aniquiler xD "ooga booga give me rights" Martin Luther king

[@deadpan904]

@@k.o.g5150 i don't know why i laughed at your comment that much, i almost chokef

[@camokiler]

This comment didn't age quite so well...

[@marin496]

@@camokiler For real

[@ItsSlyGaming]

won’t Lie, Digby is a mood. and literally i game like Digby just singing at random points and such😂

[@98kazer]

Badger songs: 1st = Freedom Fighters 2:45 2nd = Mercenaries 10:48 3rd = Terrorists 19:06

[@Zonofgod]

98kazer still the best video And worth videos for 2 months

[@tim9680]

You need the timestamps in there

[@tim9680]

Put these timestamps in your comment V. 1 2:45 V. 2 10:48 V. 3 19:06

[@MyrMerek]

the isis theme hjust made it better tenfold

[@bloxmineland2]

98kazer MGS over time

[@ZrinNZ]

I would love to hear a legitimate military broadcast being reported on. "Yesterday, the leader of the resistance was finally captured and taken into custody. The remains of the rebel fighters could be heard yelling 'ITS NOT OUR FAULT. GATSA WAS A COMPLETE PENIS AND PUT AN AI IN CHARGE OF OUR SQUAD."

[@Exodus1337]

You can't spell "Badgers" without "Bad". It had to be like this right from the beginning.

[@wuspoppin6564]

Exodus "The game was rigged from the start"

[@ASDF04-14]

Womble: "I'll never have ads on my videos" KZbin: "the fuck you won't"

[@codecane77]

There weren't any a few days ago

[@purmhy]

The keyframes Soviet... *SO MANY KEYFRAMES!?!*

[@takenusername8595]

Purmhy nah it's fine

[@Slaphappy1975]

The editing maketh the man. edit: Lost it when they acquired human shields.

[@captainhindsight6994]

And the rest lol

[@cseblivestreaming]

Is this a subtle kingsman reference?

[@Slaphappy1975]

😉

[@concernedstevey5001]

You say 'Acquired' like they just found them lying on the side of the road

[@Andy-rs1zj]

@@concernedstevey5001 they were lying one the side of the facility of some sort in the workers cloths as if they were some kind of civilian workers trying to make a living

[@anthropod888]

The production quality on this is a real step up!

[@TxtCat]

Knorrig the Pig That's what many weeks of whacking off will do.

[@noobtube6821]

Don't forget about the over editing

[@nathchp]

Knorrig the Pig it’s not as though we waited forever

[@TheMilitia2012]

"in our defense he told us to go fuck ourselves" Never thought I'd see when that aged poorly lol

[@saigasounds3181]

dear god... i didn't see the connection myself until i saw this comment but wow

[@GenshinLover283]

@@saigasounds3181 i may be stupid but I'm not seeing the connection

[@saigasounds3181]

@@GenshinLover283 in the early stages of the Ukraine war there was an incident at a place called Snake Island, which was controlled by Ukrainian troops. A Russian warship rolled up, told them to surrender, and the Ukrainians told them to go fuck themselves. It was originally believed that all the Ukrainians on Snake Island were killed as a result of that, but turns out they were just captured instead.

[@abraxasarchon]

@@saigasounds3181 That's correct. Unlike Ukronazis, Russians actually care about preventing unnecessary bloodshed. Who would have thought?

[@finlaygilfillan7963]

​@@abraxasarchon3/10 bait be less obvious next time

[@fatalflux4835]

This actually has to be my favorite bullshittery so far. The amount of detail that went into this is amazing. Well done womble.

[@akileaf4029]

FatalFlux48 yes, it's incredible!

[@blitzgameplayanimacoes6284]

Who remember this

[@VarinderBhandal]

Some KZbinr shit out their content. Soviet gives birth to his.

[@VarinderBhandal]

Meaning it’s beautiful and takes 9 months.

[@jhyper5228]

It’s corny but I lost my shit when I read this

[@subject204ghost3]

Soviet is one of the best editors on youtube.

[@skriller7102]

subject204 codenamedghost Soviet is THE best editor on KZbin

[@tdmc6428]

Nah births are messy. His are c-sections

[@DeezMiZzY]

I get overly excited when I see a video uploaded by SovietWomble. Amazing.

[@tNag556]

I peed a little!

[@ravenousneptune3817]

what are you six?JK

[@Maddy_x]

tNag556 i think everyone did

[@natedonohue3953]

Especially Arma

[@azothreset1068]

DeezMiZzY me too xD

[@theloreoverseer7106]

I wouldn’t be surprised if in an alternate universe, the ZF Clan is an actual terrorist organization

[@miffmaff1]

holy shit this was the best one yet. amazing work soviet

[@Snedger]

imma order pizza for this

[@jannis1306]

Snedger Now I also want pizza

[@crazii6611]

Snedger for some reason your the last person I expected here

[@applehack97]

You should share, you know?

[@LeonTReal]

I wanted a pizza so hard when I found out this video got uploaded :(

[@JohnnySkully]

Snedger holy shit. I didnt know you watched soviet womble Snedgie.

[@emilybunkelmann]

You can hear Womble go through all five stages of grief in the last two Badgers anthems.

[@Resi1ience]

"Well, no, it's just democracy" -Denial "He's doing what?" -Anger "Oh, god, we are, aren't we? Fuck." -Bargaining "What have we become?" -Depression "OH- WE'RE FUCKIN TERRORISTS, WE'RE JUST TERRORISTS!" -Acceptance

[@Artan9000]

Yeah, the opening definitely feels different in the modern day. Scary how accurate it is.

[@Aido96]

This is one of those things you wish you could forget so you can watch it for the first time again

[@agentc7020]

fucking true

[@Akodakun]

Given my shitty memory, I can accomplish that

[@vivekkaushik9508]

I did. And I watched at again an year later.

[@txm100]

I'm here again and it still a fucking masterpiece.

[@ianmcdonald2249]

tm lmao same

[@DuckAllMighty]

He should sell the script to Hollywood, I mean he made a terrorist movie, that are better and more realistic than any I have seen, I mean the perspective is brilliant as seen through one of the leaders, that believes in the good ideas, but slowly turn too the dark side, as he witnesess the orginisation fall deeper and deeper into a black hole, it's just pure genius. (Edit: Wow guys thanks for all the upvotes, this is my most upvoted comment ever. Also for the glory of MILF)

[@Deadorbiter_]

The Green Bean I’m Literally writing a short story like that.

[@nohaxmeh576]

@@Deadorbiter_ WE DEMAND LINKS, REMEMBER THAT!

[@agentx7364]

@@Deadorbiter_ we need it noww!

[@benjaminjones8782]

Do you guys have tucking indent?

[@StylishRex]

@@ArtelaStudio So basically Metal Gear Solid 3, Portable Ops, Peace Walker and Phantom Pain

[@Anastas1786]

You know what? This might be extremely controversial and I'm expecting a lot of hate and downvotes, but I don't really think SovietWomble was actually as evil as historians make him out to be. After all, _he_ destroyed the Badgers and killed Commander Petros! [rimshot]

[@kattitudeORIGINAL]

I mean, I'd do Womble. XD

[@UndeadBug]

Wait, I thought that the terrorist cell he belonged to was called M.I.L.F.?

[@zevaffle3683]

I mean he destroyed a entire terrorist division

[@daltondecker6528]

*COMMENT GETS 1k LIKES* Wow, *Read More*

[@floppydisksareop]

@@UndeadBug MILF is already taken(Moro-islamic liberation front in the Philippines I believe)

[@badebias]

That opening aged well

[@hemanuelbrasil]

The good start 2:46 The middle mess 10:49 The pure chaos 19:06

[@joemcnulty6814]

This video kind of hits different now in light of recent events

[@snaiper195]

@@joemcnulty6814 its same because Ukraine was allready fighting Russia and before that Russia invaded Georgia and Chechenia

[@Epicgirl368]

@@snaiper195 I think what their trying to say is that now there’s a full on “military operation” now in Ukraine

[@vexile1239]

@@snaiper195 maybe if ukraine didn't break a very important treaty guaranteeing their independence in exchange for not joining the *hostile military alliance* called Nato that they had with Russia they might have tolerated the terriost activities of ukraine a while longer

[@Linki8uu]

@@vexile1239 yeah and then Russia broke a treaty with Ukraine as well two wrongs don’t make a right salva Ukraine

[@Ulfger]

I´m a barbie girl. in the army world. war and tactics, its fantastic. you can shave my hair and deploy me anywhere.

[@standalonecomplex2195]

Extermination, mayhem is your creation

[@bigbroarivus]

come on barbie lets go bombing

[@CreepySugar]

Brrrrrt, brrrrrt, brrrrrt, yeah!

[@1AxK9]

Pin This

[@standalonecomplex2195]

I’m an Army Girl! Does blood make you hurl?! Learn these tactics! War is graphic! Break into their lair and have them say their prayers! What is your mission? Fire ammunition!

[@ninjinzo9006]

See you guys in 4 months with another upload.

[@nero7469]

Ninjinzo lol see ya

[@boonie462]

I know right

[@Alquimia572]

WORTH

[@alexloveshistory26]

This whole series hits different in 2024

[@Blackmanbubbs]

.... ladies and gentlemen one of the last few KZbinrs who actually cares about the quality of his content.......thank you good sir

[@jaisharma2837]

Nigahiga too

[@Aplesedjr]

You must not watch much KZbin if you think there are only a few that actually care about quality.

[@laimonassileika2285]

If you like Rust, Welyn is also a very good shout.

[@Blackraven6]

that's true

[@billymcgee5779]

Welyn is the bomb You know shit just got real when ypu hear "I recreated the base in my private server"

[@hepburnromanization2024]

24:57 i just realized that was quebec’s apc that parked inside orphanage lmao

[@gojirabh9383]

I mean, 1 of the badgers anthems already stated that Quebec parked it in an orphanage

[@Samael2004]

@@gojirabh9383 yes that is what oc was referencing.

[@anthonyperry8018]

That's what makes it valuable!

[@jackmatutum7747]

Can someone tell me if these news cutscenes are built in features of the game or not?

[@ultrabigfella]

@@jackmatutum7747 no, they made them.

[@kaloyannikolov6849]

It was worth the wait. One of your best videos so far

[@emeraldstag]

Love rewatching this one every now and then. An incredible time.

[@AlwaysANemesis]

He loads the pew into the gun. I love this editing.

[@leedsin3043]

I thought i was watching some documentary at first

[@zeronothinghere9334]

LOL This channel and documentary? At most a documentary of their bullshittery

[@azari4880]

Goes to show the amount of effort they put into their editing.

[@edassrd4961]

i agree

[@mistahjenkins4826]

Team anthem 1: "Yeah, Badgers!" Team anthem 2: "Wait, guys, whaddyou mea-...?" Team anthem 3: "What have I wrought?"

[@SouthDakotanDrifter]

Or the Badger's song

[@oddystyman7259]

its 2023 and boy does that intro seem like it was a fortune cookie.

[@newagederpderp]

I'm wearing 2 balaclavas but I don't think I'm incognito enough *TRIPLE BALACLAVA*

[@hatter3555]

*Life of Boris wants to know your location*

[@lendglif]

@@acpl woah. Now this sound cooler

[@Johndoe-jd]

I'm wearing three balaclavas but I don't think I'm incognito enough. FOUR BALACLAVAS

[@aryabratsahoo7474]

@@Johndoe-jd now Boris has invaded Altis

[@dr.bright6272]

Then a pair of sunglasses and a gullie suit

[@reeen582]

The production quality and overall quality of this video is amazing. Keep up the good work Womble!

[@Geoyytr]

"Quebec just stole my car" Soviet womble- "he's from Birmingham he does that"

[@cringesmile9255]

What I noticed it that Womble actually made a great representation of how a "resistence" group which wanted to do good things turned into a pure terrorist group (which is sadly not even close to rare).

[@ToxicTash99]

Perder. U.S. where you at?

[@Sniperbear13]

why let looting and pillaging ones allies get in the way of a good Crusade?

[@james11norma17]

Ayy Extra history

[@alfatazer_8991]

Accelerator Why let casual genocide get in the way of a good crusade?

[@suburban-mech2107]

WildJoker Altis has no oil. Why would the US want to freedom them?

[@Dz73zxxx]

I legitimately dying at "And Quebec parked his apc right inside an orphanage" My God

[@DesertCookie]

What a monster he is.

[@AangDknight]

24:57 There's the APC

[@Dz73zxxx]

19:27 for my self-reminder when i go low

[@arya6085]

@@AangDknight excuse me?

[@AangDknight]

@@arya6085 Don't you see it ? That's the APC they're talking about

[@Thinzy]

Ah yes, womble news, my only reliable news source.

[@joybuning2734]

It's Thinzy ever heard of pew news?

[@HighGuy69]

Joy Buning oh no.... The two most reliable news channels are up against each other..

[@rohanchhima1946]

*shakes head erratically* SHUTAFUCUP

[@georgel1084]

Fuck keem, fuck Scarce, fuck pew news, FUCK FOX news, Womble news is all that matters.

[@WhysafraidofCause]

It's Thinzy what are you talking about? You can can only trust the Onion

[@k3gaming119]

The intro really sounds like about how it’s going now a days.

[@VirtuallyBoris]

That singing part was so well edited.

[@ran_3221]

Snek?

[@EzzatAuditore595]

Snek.

[@arghunqon3774]

VirtuallyBoris what was the name of that russian song he was singing?

[@FELCHINGTON]

BeardOil 424 Kalinka

[@bobross5778]

What was that audio track they played for isis?

[@KM-jb3vg]

That was good with the news reports and all can't wait for the next one to come out in a few years

[@TechpriestWolfy]

Not to mention that he found ideal Putin speech for the ending. Just replaced Crimea with Altis

[@kennethgilderubio9140]

A few years or a few decades XD

[@TheMaxibonzGaming]

K M ‘Arma Bullshittery: The Movie’

[@Kiraculi]

I don't think you over edited personally,I love the attention to detail.

[@dustyliao3592]

Soviet here is like the protagonist of the movie, watching his organisation, brothers in arms, slowly corrupt and eventually turn into terrorist with no power of stopping any of this

[@2013faiasl]

"THEY ANNOUNCED A PARTNERSHIP WITH ISIS" this part killed me

[@thebomb45tyle86]

Same

[@necrassarcen5986]

I was fucking CRYING with laughter the second the ISIS theme came on

[@-mose191]

The song and with wombles reaction to it laughs me a lot hahahahah

[@-mose191]

@kira 19:06 the intire song and wombles reaction to it hahhaa

[@brandoncrook5361]

@@-mose191 gotta ask what’s the song as it sounds neat