'Baby Cries' Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave Season 2

Who doesn't love a big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it? Makes the night so much more fun.
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[@samwoodson9603]

“Meredith, I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.” is maybe one of the funniest one-off lines I’ve ever heard in a sketch show.

[@criii4950]

I can’t agree more 🤣

[@inferiorpeergroup9222]

shane, can we stop talking about it?

[@johnzackarias11]

It's SUCH a good line!

[@spuuuuuz]

Really?

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

"Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver" is a pretty close contender. I couldn't even type that without laughing.

[@babishculinaryuniverse]

Sloppy steaks: on it.

[@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now]

Make sure to slick your hair back all the way

[@GamingBroductions]

Babish, you never told us you used to be a huge piece of shit

[@leugjeeo292]

I was just thinking I need a review of this. Gotta get the slicked back hair and itty bitty jeans right tho

[@cbennett_12]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[@UncleAwooga]

Make sure to yell “LETS SLOP EM’ UP” before your pour the water

[@samrigney9598]

I like how the steaks just come on their own on a small plate, no veges or nothing. Wait staff should know they bout to be slopped up

[@syok4929]

Such a good point lol, and people would say we’re overanalyzing.

[@tteros5998]

@@syok4929 but how can you not with this sketch lol

[@perisbrodsky4242]

Without sides, they're just *asking* to get slopped up.

[@maybenexttime164]

Truffani's USED to serve all their steaks and sides a la carte until the Dangerous Nights Crew had a super sloppy/dangerous night on NYE 2006. Now the steaks come plated with sides which unfortunately makes it much harder to slop up. 😔

[@markdotinc8371]

That's kind of just how it works at steakhouses isn't it?

[@thesauceadviser]

"No sloppy steaks guys - please, I mean it." "C'mon what do you think we're gonna do? Us?? Sloppy steaks? No no no we're good guys... LET'S SLOP EM UP!"

[@juice_1871]

i quote this way too often

[@anorlondo4665]

@@juice_1871 I quote it at least six times a day.

[@MatthewMuhammad]

This is the best sketch of the series. The trial scene is a close second.

[@randman21]

I love when the servers bring the steaks. "WE'RE GOOD THANKS"

[@stephen3418]

what a piece o shit

[@dw4124]

I love how all these sketches are based on some throwaway remark people actually make in real life ("Of course he cries when I hold him, I guess he just doesn't like me!") and then are taken to such an extreme that it's unrecognizable

[@Ottrond]

yes YES

[@tegrenath]

Santa himself brought this here early with Rudolph and now it's causing a fight.

[@synthetic240]

It's the kind of show where you want to tell the person, "I think you should leave".

[@mattsen4297]

Well put, this show takes one funny joke and pushes it to absurdity and then keeps going. Endlessly rewatch able too

[@Clowncentral101]

The character is fishing for a compliment with that line lol most of the characters that Tim Ferris plays in the show are wildly insecure and that’s what makes it funny

[@Seldomheardabout]

The idea of pouring cold water on a sizzling steak and then trying to eat it before the staff steals it back. Just thinking about it makes me lol.

[@voli6570]

Fuck. I didn't even think about the water reducing the temperature.

[@Seldomheardabout]

@@voli6570 and washing off the seasoning

[@jeffreycomer1712]

I did the sloppy steak at a restaurant last week. Surprisingly it doesn’t really mess with the steak at all. Flavor was still all there. Didn’t really mess with the char or the texture either. I’d recommend if you wanna join the dangerous nights crew

[@hansenberg9895]

it's really gooooooood

[@benjaminborhart3321]

It makes me so hungry for steak but every part of it is unappetizing by itself

[@peacemaster8117]

I love this sketch. I particularly love the granddad admitting he used to be a piece of shit. This sketch is actually weirdly uplifting.

[@Zav]

Shane called him Meredith's grandpa even though he was just Meredith's father. Shane just assuming he was her grandpa because he looked old is a hilarious detail that adds to Shane's character.

[@iconoclast137]

i contend that this is the most genius comedy sketch ever written or performed

[@jeremyhopkins577]

Yeah, it's really about self-acceptance and vulnerability in a pretty touching way lol

[@HAM209A]

I mean...chicken spaghetti at Chickaleny's sounds pretty good

[@DimeloWilton]

@@Zav As well as "I think I'll grab the gift I brought and get outta here." Hahaha 😂😂 Still kind of a POS

[@SlymeCat]

"You think this is slicked back!? This is PUSHED BACK" gets me everytime

[@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS]

The first time I watched, I had been thinking "isn't his hair still slicked back?" and I felt personally attacked.

[@JB-sq1fk]

@@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS Haha. No way. You really thought that was slicked back? OMG. It's obviously pushed back.

[@efrainsaucedo3134]

When he gets the grandpas hair gets me. "OH YEAH, THAT WOULD SLICK BACK REEAAL NICE."

[@mrfurly503]

Whats even better is that at the end of the skit you see the flashback of him and see his hair then go "Oh I guess his hair was just pushed back"

[@idlephantom]

Fifty black slicked-back hair wigs

[@Ecmredsoxslipknot]

"Meredith, you never told me your ol grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit" fucking killed me

[@kenkarsonn]

The best part of that line is that it’s not even her grandpa, it’s her dad lol

[@tylerdohoney1544]

And that he says what sounds like, “Gram-bo,” kills new even further

[@Bolgernow]

Such a fun throwaway line: "I'm probly just gonna grab the gift I brought and, get outta here"

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I bet she wouldn't mind if he ate the receipt

[@joemanses]

it's hilarious because it proves he's still a huge piece of shit

[@bluemoonbuffoon]

@@joemanses I'm worried that you think people can't change

[@Kawiatube]

he said that in season 1 too, some people can't change

[@derekparker9192]

I plan to say this whenever I leave party, whether I brought a gift or not. Keep everyone on their toes.

[@jamescollinge5043]

40 year-old Tim being described as 'the boy' is deeply underrated.

[@cinesmiths8977]

not really, the guy saying it is probably 30 years older than him, and within the context of the video, probably around his daughter's age. If you're too young to have realized it yet, the older you get the more everyone who is 10-15+ years younger than you seems like a "kid". Like when I was 20 years old, it kinda bothered and slightly confused me how people much older than me would call me a "kid" when I felt like I was clearly an adult. But now as a dude in my 30's, I get it.

[@wheedler]

@@cinesmiths8977 And yet it's still very funny to see 40 year-old Tim being described as 'the boy'.

[@ChimiMyChanga73]

​@@cinesmiths8977 that's accurate. I call people 5-10 years younger than me "kid" when I speak about them to my wife or friends. Example of convo about work: "he's a young kid/young man, who seems to be doing well. I don't understand them, but at least they're trying." also "How does this young dude not care about his work at all, after just joining the company... usually it takes some time to get checked out, but day 1 they stopped caring." Both cases, the people were close to my age, but younger. I work in videogames.

[@TexasWreckShop]

I spend a lot of time in Arizona visiting my dad, and have seen 90 year old men refer to guys in their late 60s as kids. Makes me feel super young

[@jimmlygoodness]

I love how he's clearly referencing the ending of Fellini's ''La Dolce Vita.'' While Marcello doesn't recognize the girl on the beach and turns away, thus saying goodbye to his innocence, Shane does acknowledge the baby on the beach and turns toward not being a piece of shit anymore. Brilliant, Mr. Robinson.

[@Ottrond]

holy shit, that's cool

[@clos4749]

Bravo Tim

[@davidurban7346]

Wait what??

[@summerpond3563]

Okay I KNEW there was some depth to that part but also knew I didn’t have the cinematic knowledge to pin what it was. Amazing. Thank you.

[@nikhilrampal7488]

Im worried your baby thinks people can't change is the best line of the show

[@joehopp7247]

I like "I almost killed myself JULIEEEEE"

[@yateswebb]

Lolol

[@WixkedLovy]

I love “Are you sure about that? Are you sure about that that’s why?”

[@seatbelt123]

@@WixkedLovy the intentionally odd phrasing of some of the lines is great.

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

"NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!!!" is my personal favorite, but that one's a close second.

[@andrewfowles8902]

LET’S SLOP ‘EM UPPPPP

[@Rejukem]

*Waiters whip their heads up before charging the table*

[@Housty2011]

Shut up

[@B0RGUS]

@@Housty2011 be nice

[@platinumboi88]

“Blue Dolphin burned down it’s gone now Jon Rivoni’s assed out works with his brother now” idk why but the delivery of this is so amazing, always kills me lol

[@Ward8668]

It’s like some aged greaser or biker reminiscing about an old haunt and an old friend

[@trouser_snake2536]

I love that line because he aggressively throws that on just whoever was near him lol

[@mrfurly503]

I love how tells the lady near him like she is supposed to know who Jon Rivoni is.

[@mineonlyhooves]

@@trouser_snake2536lmao yes

[@aktosweden]

It works better with a little punctuation.

[@dookiepost]

I held my newborn nephew for the first time and he started crying immediately and I couldn't stop thinking about this sketch.

[@DDdawg]

Tell that baby to stop being immature and that he needs to realize people can change

[@azom28]

Well were you a piece of shit?

[@Crocomum]

Did you used to be a piece of shit

[@RoachDogg_JR]

Did you used to be a piece of shit?

[@aktosweden]

Did you used to be a piece of shit?

[@KZ-wl5by]

Can’t believe that lady called it a slick back, it’s clearly a push back.

[@voli6570]

People can change...

[@garwoc216]

Up but not out

[@topramen5344]

Can’t believe you just bought up that fuckin piece of shit

[@EdNorty]

@@voli6570 PUShhhhhed back.

[@ShazamH15]

Idk why but I get weirdly emotional at the end of this sketch. People can change.

[@s1me007]

Music and lighting is actually melancholic

[@doctornietzsche6723]

I agree. It's funny, but it actually has a positive message.

[@s.a.l948]

Yes! It ends on such a hopeful note.

[@MegaBabyJonathan]

Did you used to be a piece of shit, too?

[@doctornietzsche6723]

@@MegaBabyJonathan I said "was"!

[@scottfallon1]

"He probably doesn't like me because I used to be a piece of shit." I love how one line sets everything into motion on this show.

[@tapedlockz420]

I feel like that’s how they write most of the show. They come up with one absurd line/premise and then just keep raising the stakes with every next thing that happens in that skit.

[@dbecks241]

The way he makes that whole speech, screams “I SAID WAS! Then without missing a beat he says “I think I’m ready to hold the baby now.”

[@bkballa989]

Fucking amazing 🤣

[@oriolesravens52]

Then tries to take his gift back and leave 😂

[@matthanson3100]

"Used to be." "I SAID WAS!" Can't get over this line 😂

[@mikerambo981]

This makes me laugh every time.

[@dontdothngs]

then the guy nodding after he says "used to be" instead of "was" killed me

[@gnarkilleptic4871]

"I think i'm ready to hold the baby now"

[@BaghaShams]

This is the only part of the sketch I don't understand.

[@lordfresh]

I dont get it guys. Can anyone explain?

[@tortuga7160]

I like how people slopping their steaks is a big problem at that restaurant.

[@zotdead08]

Just that group lol

[@jordanhayes829]

Only if the customer is a piece of shit

[@watermyplants6089]

@@jordanhayes829 USED TO BE

[@alexroberge1076]

@@watermyplants6089 I SAID WAS

[@benjaminborhart3321]

I love how in the ITYSL universe waitstaff could exercise prior restraint on a customer *they seated*

[@ourphilosophyis9119]

Lol I think the reason this is so relatable is that a lot of us have improved over the years. I used to be a piece of shit. Bushy beard. Backwards fedora. Vegetarian omelettes at Bob Evans. But people can change.

[@justtim1269]

Best comment here :) people can change

[@ourphilosophyis9119]

@@justtim1269 Thank you. The part I like about my comment is that it’s 100% real lol. It would be amazing if everyone listen random things they used to do, before they changed lol.

[@Patryc]

don't worry. every day you will discover new ways you are currently a piece of shit 💜

[@Patryc]

also what is a backwards fedora

[@ourphilosophyis9119]

@@Patryc It’s just when you wear a regular fedora the wrong way around. I used to always go to Walmart in the clothing department. And they’d say, “come on, no backwards fedoras!” But see, they can’t stop you from buying a REGULAR fedora. Pretty soon I was turning it BACKWARDS, hair all messed up, and I had to hurry up and pay for it at the front of the store before the clothing department caught up and stopped me! AWWW that was a FUN time! I WAS a piece of shit though (:

[@robbymillsap9842]

The brilliance of this show is how it makes you thinking it's going one way and then makes a sharp turn to absurdity. I love it.

[@ltisenotem]

I always think it's a bad sketch at the start and a funniest one I've seen by the end

[@athulfgeirsson]

receipt sketch is my favourite example

[@wyskass861]

Yea, it's quite original. Anything that take seeing few sketches with confusion before becoming hilarious is good comedy in my book

[@profoundwanderer1441]

To be fair.. The baby was kind of acting like a real Harley Jarvis.

[@doomkow]

That's Bart Harley Jarvis to you.

[@ChicagoBulls1984]

@UCAwGvyZEE9QpyFSgBEOzjOA F*** you Bart Harley Jarvis!!!

[@doughnutholer]

@@ChicagoBulls1984 GET HER OUT OF HERE

[@emiliofedele3428]

Looked more like a Patrick Porkins

[@persona1822]

His dad gave oral to the secret judge

[@popularcc4539]

I love the random unasked for aside about the Blue Dolphin burning down.

[@doughnutholer]

it's gone now. John Irrani's ass out works for his brother now.

[@yeadogthazmyboi]

Blue Dolphin burnt down. It’s gone now. John Romani’s ass out. Works for his brother now.

[@MF-rz2pt]

HOOOOO! heard a little cry there...

[@ansel3455]

Part kills me 😂

[@armorykittington]

Glass house, white Ferrari, live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big, rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it. Water splashing around the table makes the night SO much more fun. After the club, go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say, "No sloppy steaks," but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water. Before you knew it, we were dumping that water on those steaks. The waiters were coming to try and snatch 'em up. We had to eat as fast as we could! Oh, I miss those nights. I WAS a piece of shit, though.

[@mikerambo981]

Used to be

[@leandersantos2477]

HE SAID WAS

[@chrisbeyer6977]

Hey buddy

[@henryfinlay]

going to use this as a monologue in my acting class!

[@slyhunter]

I think I'm ready to hold the baby now :)

[@TheEvilKingStan]

The moment he interrupts the other guy and directs his aggressive comments about the blue dolphin to an innocent bystander gets me every time

[@evanmilsk5748]

Blue dolphin burned down

[@rogut8]

I love this part

[@michaelhoefer3842]

That's my favorite pat "John travani's ass out... works with his brother now" LOL

[@bler1890]

We all know someone who does that irl

[@ObbyTheBird]

Omg Evil King Stan, I love your game

[@seanconway1404]

They can’t stop ya from ordering steak and a glass of water

[@TheSkaOreo]

#lifehacks

[@skohcl]

"Okay, no sloppy steaks guys..."

[@TheSkaOreo]

@@skohcl “what do you think we are..couple of guys who’ll pour water on steaks?”

[@justinkaiser4109]

all of the thumbs down are waiters trying to take away sloppy steaks

[@Derfboy]

lol, there's literally one thumbs down when you wrote this.

[@mistino1580]

It's the worst part of the restaurant industry

[@CrazyHorseInvincible]

@@Derfboy Who's going to know that, now? I could edit a comment from a year ago and claim that the video I watched had as many dislikes as I feel like saying it did, and no one would ever know.

[@AlexFarleyMusic]

How many thumbs down now?

[@MrGobi]

Nice clapback

[@Spice.Melange]

“Chicken spaghetti at chickolinis” LMFAOO

[@pandaberserk3390]

@Korozola i didnt think of that i thought it was spaghetti with chicken no meat thats even more insane. ordering spaghetti and throwing chicken on top 😆

[@joeyjon9454]

I think the chicken spaghetti is just chicken being squeezed through their hands

[@PerogiXW]

I think they ordered spaghetti and meatballs and chose chicken soup as the side, then mixed em together as soon as the waiters left making a big soupy pasta mess

[@sloppysteaks5813]

@Korozola and how a seemingly harmless thing is commonly associated with being a piece of shit and late in life guilt 😂

[@hangedups2608]

😂

[@4DRC_]

I love her dad's genuine interest in the sloppy steaks

[@4090Ti-ler]

Chicken Spaghetti at Chicalini's

[@j-meister8710]

Its because he used to be a huge piece of shit.

[@HoneyHillFarmCA]

You mean her old gandpa

[@TrateMusic]

Probably because he used to be a piece of shit. USED to be...

[@GamingBroductions]

Now everytime a baby stares at me in public I’m gonna be wondering if it’s thinking whether I can change or not

[@watercolors123]

When he singles out the random old lady for no reason to tell her about Blue Dolphin 😂

[@MrKilllthelightt]

Blue Dolphin burned down. It’s gone now. John Rovani’s assed out. Works with his brother now.

[@TylerDurdenIsRad]

That's absolutely my favorite part. She was so taken aback by the fact that he singled her out lol

[@COYSMate05]

The delivery of the line: “that’s not the problem” always gets me. I quote this skit so often

[@chopsraintoieri3610]

People sleeping on the dads chicken spaghetti line.... that shit is fuxking hilariouuuuus

[@coltonstock]

4:55 the shots of them trying to cut the steaks as fast as they can before they get caught 😂

[@mattd3826]

Those were simpler times. Those were better times.

[@yeboy5158]

The fucking dangerous night somg kills me

[@toddysurcharge771]

Dangerous Knife not Night

[@dblockbass]

Autotune in over-excess.

[@markrose55]

Me too. Is it a real song?? Im finna find it

[@johnnyfree]

@@markrose55 sung by Ezra from Vampire Weekend

[@jamesrobertstclair]

Just hearing it makes me miss those nights.

[@Autonomous_Don]

I love how the baby wasn’t even alive when he used to be a piece of sh’t. But he just expects the baby to know he used to be a piece of sh’t, and expects the baby to judge him without the previous knowledge. I LOVE how convoluted the script is.

[@thecianinator]

I mean, anxiety is a real thing that exists

[@roundninja]

Actually the baby knows because as seen in the flashback, the baby used to be a piece of shit, and he's worried he can't change. He thinks people can't change. Then at the end he realizes people can change, meaning even he can change. That's why he smiles.

[@richarddelo3506]

I think the baby represents innocence/goodness. For the baby to be inserted unto the flashback -taking place through the lens of the baby's own mind's eye - and for the protagonist to then acknowledge the baby's presence as the baby gives his past its blessing with its smile, shows the protagonist making peace with his past, and perhaps isn't so hard on himself moving forward for having been such a "piece of shit".

[@fujifilm5127]

@@richarddelo3506 i mean he WAS a piece of shit though. glass houses, white chouches, slicked back hair, sloppy steaks at Triffanis.

[@BananaBoySSB]

“Live for New Year’s Eve.” 😂😂😂

[@MOTM1234]

Hahaha, I use to know people who literally lived for the NYE party

[@carpma11]

I love this show as much as my wife dislikes it. Maybe even more.

[@phillipallred5172]

Fuck, same.

[@0Vegeta0]

Drop her

[@gregpohlmeier]

Same, mine can’t stand it but I think it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@Chino780]

She might come around. People can change.

[@sloppysteaks5813]

Dude, my friend (female) HATES this show and Tim specifically. I can’t process it.

[@devinmir762]

Somehow the father’s past seems even darker. Itty bitty jeans and chicken spaghetti sounds grimy af

[@gbeach85]

Leave him alone, he isn’t that guy anymore.

[@devinmir762]

@@gbeach85 I guess I was just one of those babies that didn’t think people could change

[@Calicocutpants]

Chicken Spaghetti sounds like such a douchey thing to order/eat. Definitely the move a piece of shit would make.

[@kyleuhlig1529]

​@@Calicocutpants They can't stop you from ordering the tour of italy and a side of chicken

[@mikerambo981]

“Chicken spaghetti” makes me laugh every time I see this bit

[@gabesmith9171]

I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a steak without saying “let’s slop ‘em up!!”

[@mattblack3813]

2:05 "OH!" gets me every time. Like thats the only reason a baby could possibly be crying.

[@lucaswallick3065]

I used to be a piece of shit. Hot dog costume, crashing my hot dog car through stores, glizzies at Wiener Hall. People can change.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

If you use the word "glizzies" to refer to hot dogs, I've got bad news for you: you might not have changed as much as you think you have.

[@kirantruter6218]

"I used to glizzy up, now I'm rather frank about it" - Lucas Wallick (used to be a piece of shit)

[@bobstevens2888]

Saying Glizzy =gen z = huge piece of shit

[@ryanlove3573]

It's a dangerous night The night is a knife It's the night of my life I want a dangerous night

[@rekor]

I liked that song actually.

[@danielhowden5489]

@@rekor Vampire Weekend

[@kellylyons1038]

We went out for wings once...

[@paisan8766]

The production quality

[@ChuckSunshine]

I love how he says he's probably just gonna grab the gift he brought when he's about to leave. It's such a quick line.

[@nebulousisgod]

I’m not sure why the watery steaks was such a huge problem for the staff but it’s absurdly hilarious.

[@MrEazyE357]

It's right there in the name; they're sloppy. They make a huge mess.

[@philipkells2142]

This is the kinda show that just gets better on every rewatch

[@wgrace451]

Agree 100 % I wasn't sure at first and now my son and I can't stop referencing random bits from all the episodes. It's kind of like Napoleon dynamite, once you watch it a few times and have the right outlook when watching it, it's like you're watching a totally different movie. For example, the Rico character in Napoleon dynamite still makes me crack up just thinking about him, yet I didn't think much of him during the first couple times I watched the movie. I think Tim Robinson's comedy is the same way and if people just watched it a few times they would finally get it. I even noticed by having it on the background , I pick up little stuff as I'm walking by the TV and I maybe didn't notice while watching it the first couple of times. I guess that is the power of genius. You may not see it right away, but it will come out eventually. I'm sure there is plenty of famous Art work that started out the same way, and now many years later, some of that same art work is considered priceless

[@wt_neptune54]

Every time I go back and try to process that Tammy Craps sketch, it gets funnier

[@BlamingBuddha]

Yeah, Im actually laughing way harder on the third re-watch of this sketch. Actually, this entire show (for the second time at least) that I feel is leading me to overhype it to a first time watcher prob a lil weirded out (my girlfriend).

[@bkballa989]

@@BlamingBuddhaI’m worried that she thinks people can’t change

[@Kam-jk9yi]

The fact that vampire weekend did the song somehow makes this even funnier to me

[@myrddin8673]

I fucking knew that was them, I was specifically looking for a comment to confirm it so thank you.

[@mark_reviews-reddit]

Wait is it really? That's fucking hilarious

[@mattd3826]

Wait really? What's the song called, is there a full version of it somewhere?

[@Kam-jk9yi]

@@mattd3826 dangerous night i believe is the title, but I'm not sure if there's a studio version to stream anywhere

[@justtim1269]

Had no idea that was them. Incredible song

[@rockerangusyoung623]

“It’s steak with water dumped on it, it’s REALLY REALLY GOOD.” I have no idea why he’s talking like that and I don’t care. It’s hilarious 😂

[@henryfuller7627]

My fav part

[@mattconway2420]

His delivery is what makes these so funny, he's absolutely fuckin hilarious on another level. I had to rewind most clips more than once due to the hardest laughter that can bring the depression out of someone suicidal. You can't be upset when you're laughing, it's impossible. I dunno if I'll ever laugh that hard again in my life, but chances are it will be due to season three. Fuck you Doug!

[@mousebone]

Me toooooo-I can’t say why the way he says that feels so familiar, but it’s like he taps into something and it’s so brilliant

[@evanmilsk5748]

It’s funny that the grandpa used to be a piece of shit and he was interested in what sloppy steaks were.

[@sherryberry007]

“You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back.” To be fair, there is a difference.

[@invisibomykol1]

Spoken like someone that used to be a real P.O.S.

[@sherryberry007]

@@invisibomykol1 I’ll happily take that label.

[@cameronlopez5448]

Best line ever! I use it quite often lol

[@Spacialjones]

If a guy walks in a restaurant with a vest, chains, and two shirts on. That guy is a madman and clearly is ready to slop up some steaks.

[@clergh]

Everything hinges on: “Let him hold the baby, people can change.”

[@dabble778]

... but babies can't change themselves...

[@PoolPartyPapi]

The “Dangerous Night” bit at the end is perfect, idk why but it caught me off guard and had me in tears

[@gizmocaca9461]

I like rewatching this from time to time. The end brings me such nostalgia. The club, the food afterwards. Arriving when your friends are there and they’re all happy to see you. All being pieces of shit together. It makes me miss the time when I had friends.

[@bamadave83]

I wish I knew what that is like

[@modest_spice6083]

Yeah. We used to do pretty shitty things before, but we had each other. We all matured now in our 30s, as all of my friends have families now, some we cannot reach or contact anymore. We're not pieces of shit anymore, but I do miss every weekend when we were together.

[@OdoggyDogg]

Same here, I used to have quite a few, but after COVID no one has time, or desire, to meet up anymore. It was a great time though back in the day

[@lform82]

I love how he was going to take his gift and leave-the biggest piece of shit move ever

[@smotpoker15]

The dislikes are the people who think we cant change . In all fairness we used to be huge pieces of sh1t

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Glass house, white ferrari! Live for New Year's Eve!

[@alfredoprato1209]

Im not anymore

[@dbecks241]

I SAID WAS!!!

[@pinkhatmafia1082]

I'm worried that the dislikes think people can't change.

[@fuzzydunlop365]

And those poor waiters. This vid is like sloppy steak propaganda.

[@moshdee456]

The dog tags and vest combo sheesh

[@reidgalloway3216]

Music absolutely kills it and makes the episode. 15/10 would recommend

[@stormo_d9685]

It's a dangerous niiiiight

[@Ecmredsoxslipknot]

"You think this is SLICKED back? This is PUSHED back." Fucking lost it

[@blubeachband]

“John Ervani’s ass out, works with his brother now”

[@pedraestupida]

Underrated line

[@nschoena]

I don't understand why the head shake/arms raised move he does walking into the restaurant is so funny. I think about it on a regular basis and laugh every time.

[@Ottrond]

he's so confident, he carries himself with such bravado, all for some sloppy steaks

[@aron-jt2es]

God, just the smugness of him mumbling under his breath to the babies mother of the "Real" reason that her baby was crying is GOLD

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I fucking lose it whenever Tim does that nasal-gargling voice like at 1:18. Like, how does he even do that?

[@badwig]

Years of vocal training with Andy Serkis

[@maxwellschaphorst8574]

I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as when they started dumping water on those steaks

[@andrewcugliari3425]

LET’S SLOP EM UP

[@gregoryjester5167]

I died laughing too, the setup is so good. What kind of guys do you think we are?

[@iwasonceaDJ]

Dangerous nights

[@KCMasterpiece0527]

I laughed even harder when the waiters go running to the table after the crew slops up the steaks

[@zachrebert6775]

‘Dangerous nights group? We went out for wings one time.’ Gotta love how delusional he is lol

[@BryceEdwardBrown]

History was made in this sketch.

[@brianbagnall3029]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of steaks were suddenly covered in water.

[@peeweej227]

Let’s slop em up is the funniest line of all time

[@CamGroves]

"Blue Dolphin burned down, it's gone now. John Oronnie is ass out works with his brother now" HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaHAHA

[@blushingfrieza]

The best aside ever.

[@skeletrexbonebrigade1271]

reminds me of "they grew up together, rick and mike, on the same street. they lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house"

[@blushingfrieza]

@@skeletrexbonebrigade1271 friggin bonies!!

[@emiliofedele3428]

@@skeletrexbonebrigade1271 it’s like PBS. If you don’t give it goes dark.

[@0axel078]

I love how every single comment that quotes that line has a completely different interpretation of that John guy's last name.

[@TheJordanWS]

Chicken spaghetti at Chikaleny’s

[@frarfarf]

Itty bitty jeans

[@j.a.8969]

And you know chicken spaghetti wasn't on the menu 😏

[@Danny2113182]

@@j.a.8969 can't stop them from ordering spaghetti and a plate of chicken though ;)

[@kyleuhlig1529]

@@j.a.8969 I like to imagine it was a version of sloppy steaks where they poured a bowl of chicken soup over a plate of spaghetti

[@j.a.8969]

@@kyleuhlig1529 Definitely. Gross enough for babies to detect decades in the future, and enough splash to get you banned from the restaurant.

[@TheJustinAlexander]

"OHH YEAH, that would S L I C K back REALLLY NICE" has become a part of my daily vocabulary

[@mattconway2420]

My brothers and I use the cadence for all types of situations...ohhh that bagel will brown Reeeeal nice as we slide our hand over it

[@standupstevie1314]

The two waiters reacting and running in slow motion towards the table is just the icing on the cake for me 😂😂 I can never get tired of this skit he captures the feeling what reminds me of a bunch of late 30s/40s married men getting a night out for once hanging out acting stupid "bad" lmao 😂😂😂😂

[@gideongillis8974]

When his former self sees the baby on the beach and he, for a brief moment, sees the possibility of change …. Damn.

[@doctornietzsche6723]

It elevates it from a funny sketch to a Hall of Fame sketch.

[@phoebejacob]

This is my favourite sketch in the new season, I was in tears when I first saw it. “Let’s slop em up” still makes me choke

[@clarkerson]

The ending is way more profound than it has any right to be. As a new dad, the thought of my son looking at the old me, waiting for me to mature, waiting for a father figure in his life. Did not expect to get weirdly emotional over this lol

[@el_chingon_brian]

Same here my dude. That ending actually made me tear up bc it’s quite real on how your life feels post-kids thinking about life before kids

[@randylahey8174]

Lol I love how he says "white Ferrari" and then in the flashback it's a white Mustang

[@kellylyons1038]

Maybe he owns every kind of cool white car?

[@MrJaredBraun]

@@kellylyons1038 and he has doubles of some

[@Jaepeaa]

subtle yet genius, he's still a piece of shit.

[@randylahey8174]

@@Jaepeaa USED TO BE!

[@Jaepeaa]

@@randylahey8174 HE SAID WAS!

[@natemitchell4224]

This whole season was genius. My favorite sketch was the Professor out to dinner with his former students🤣

[@Andy-ri1ns]

Gimme dat

[@treyebillups8602]

Andy I’m joking, I’m joking!

[@NYCybertruck]

Dylan, I’m gonna eat the whole thing.

[@persona1822]

I house your comment

[@davidmckesey7119]

Hold on I wasn't recording, say it again

[@captainhowdy3809]

There is no greater comedy than I think you should leave. I have legit cried watching these

[@souio]

The camerawork, cinematography, editing, and overall direction during the Dangerous Nights bit are fucking Scorcese-level. Literal Oscar-quality. Holy fuck.

[@ryanbillings6008]

What I love about this episode is how it depicts how one can change

[@Simonedeboudhar]

“Oh, ok. I’m probably just gonna grab the gift I brought and get out of here...”

[@mehlev]

Ikr and he's not a POS anymore lol??

[@jakekraweckyj2801]

Was it a wreath? The guy at the store had the same one and he said it works great

[@sean78745]

Theres something nostalgic about the last scene, reminds me of being in my 20s lol

[@sean78745]

@Nort 2 edgy

[@reece5176]

Yeah it also reminded me of all of those nights me and the fellas would dump water on our steaks and hang out with babies at the beach after dark

[@hudsonthecozy]

I agree- I know it's obviously exaggerated and slapstick, but there is something oddly nostalgic about it. Just being free with your buddies, not giving a crap. I'm with you.

[@Chris-sg9yb]

Haha I feel that man im in my 30s now and i miss those epic nights with the boyz now im married and miserable good ole days being a piece of shit I SAID I WAS 😂😉

[@Emcostanza]

A former slopper

[@wasteland6961]

I love that this sketch is called baby cries when it could've been called so many things.

[@Ottrond]

sloppy steaks...

[@justtim1269]

This sketch is simultaneously one of the funniest and one of the most heartfelt things I’ve ever seen. You can feel it. The only other comedian who does it like Tim is Bo Burnham. Both on a different level artistically. People can change!

[@agilesamus]

The sloppy steaks is such a great parody of how every group of friends gets obsessed with some kind of late night food to get when partying!

[@Bobi816]

The waiter so damned angry as he looks around the table and sees all those wet steaks 😂 His angry face gets me every single time

[@MrGobi]

I feel like Tim Robinson has access to an alternate Universe in which things are only slightly different, and television is more open to swearing and improv. Tim merely writes what happens.

[@jonathanclark9584]

Its like interdimensional cable on Rick and Morty lol

[@Eli_B3000]

He wrote for SNL, so it is really like skits that are too exaggerated and abstract for a mainstream live audience.

[@iliekgaems2626]

oh yeah... they got motorcycles

[@TiddyMouf]

@@jonathanclark9584 That’s crazy, that’s exactly what I was thinking when I was watching the sloppy steaks scene just now.

[@johnyoung9468]

there were no curse words they only said shoot

[@gregpohlmeier]

I’ve watched this hundreds of times, the music is perfection. Kudos Tim Robinson, perfect fit.

[@jawzi3640]

“LET’S SLOP EM UPPPP!” 💀 😭

[@christophermyers3725]

Can’t imagine contacting Ezra Koenig and asking him to put music to this

[@Jason-se1ke]

Well he's a piece of shit, so he probably didn't ask

[@TheGamingDandy]

@@Jason-se1ke WAS

[@anastasiarave7820]

Woah good catch.

[@funtimes8296]

@@TheGamingDandy Used to be

[@toddysurcharge771]

People can change!

[@randomark9161]

"you think this is slicked back?! THIS IS PUUSHED BACK!" 🤣 so many random hilarious lines

[@neokrix]

I haven't laughed so much in a while. Tim Robinson is a genius...people can change!

[@ericyingling1487]

"spiked up hair.... little bitty jeans..." I love this show so much.

[@DanFlashes99]

"Chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's" I wonder what kind of shenanigans this was? lol

[@UsernameRulesSuck1]

Him and his Terrifying Evenings crew

[@aidenfilm]

It should not be overlooked that the song at the end is by Vampire Weekend and it hasn't appeared anywhere else.. That is a commitment to comedy

[@lobesteral]

I could go for a Sloppy Steak right about now!

[@GuilhermeZambonini]

hahahahahahhaa maravilhoso!

[@treyebillups8602]

Aren’t you a piece of shit

[@jkglazner]

Let's slop em up!

[@inigofenwick5108]

@@treyebillups8602 He *used* to be. People can change.

[@treyebillups8602]

Inigo Fenwick But he hasn’t shown any signs of changing. I bet he has slicked-back hair and a white Ferrari right now.

[@DanHauer]

1:54 That's not Mark, that's Paul, and I'm surprised his new wife who is his mother-in-law let him out for the evening.

[@dwarfoscar]

Also an esteemed member of the Pointer Brothers

[@thejiggy]

He thought he could get away with that disguise. We're onto him.

[@marlonhengtgen3004]

Dude, Paul has NO good car ideas.

[@mr.miyagi3157]

Shut up PAUL! You probably love your mother in law

[@ToxicSaturdayNights]

It's also donald but he's not dressed like a hot dog

[@MelissaPicchietti]

The Song at the sloppy steaks ending “Dangerous Night” is such a genius detail lmao

[@matthewpyne8656]

Dangerous nights crew? We went out for wings once.

[@D4veJap4n]

It’s the music that makes me laugh. That weird distorted voice and the words it’s a dangerous night make me lol so much

[@Ottrond]

the fact that the dangerous night consists in slopping the steaks up, something both douchey and innofensive, really makes it