Him watching them closely and getting pre-mad about the questions he's knows they'll enevitably ask is so funny
@CrocusSeal4 ай бұрын
Pre mad LMAO
@MicahRunning2 ай бұрын
Exactly lol
@oogiegoogie2826Ай бұрын
3:55 cracks me up for that reason
@jihughes792 күн бұрын
As a teacher, you never tell them what you don’t want them to say. Always makes it way worse.
@MaxwellGunt-ul2ne7 ай бұрын
The delivery of “oh my god, that’s why” is genuinely how that would go and I laugh every time
@AvakadoKroam4 ай бұрын
the delivery of "sssChchhhhSHHAAUUTTUUUPPPPPP!!!!!" right after is also brilliant
@Person-mu4si3 жыл бұрын
A drivers' ed teacher saying "wow, pretty serious" after watching a dated video might be the most accurate thing I've ever seen
@andrewd.5843 жыл бұрын
Even the way he clicks the remote is so spot-on driver’s-ed teacher
@Velourium3 жыл бұрын
"Guys, what'd I say?" is total overmatched gym teacher trying to teach health class
@indianapaullyj3 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS
@dirthpool3 жыл бұрын
What the hell are you talking about?
@SeanGilbertson3 жыл бұрын
Pretty crazy!
@Prederick Жыл бұрын
Of all the amazing lines and deliveries in this sketch, "they keep my house HOT!" just destroys me every time.
@Lakailey1000 Жыл бұрын
im crying rn replaying it
@liemlucas Жыл бұрын
Her use of inflection is incredible, that line is a perfect example. The sudden switch to high pitch takes me out
@BandiGetOffTheRoof Жыл бұрын
Please explain what that means...I really need to know. Hot, how???
@1objection Жыл бұрын
@@BandiGetOffTheRoofShe's probably referring to having her home powered which keeps it warm during the winter.
@b0r0din988 Жыл бұрын
She means it keeps her house hot in the local market, because the tables add to the aesthetic value of her home. WHEN THEY AREN'T DESTROYED BY F***ING EDDIE MUNSTER.
@cecil6075 Жыл бұрын
i think the delivery of "i don't think she shoulda yelled at eddie" is way underrated. perfect
@CaveTater Жыл бұрын
She actually didn't yell at Eddie Munster, I've seen this a ton of times
@nickchoma1772 Жыл бұрын
It was Freddie Krueger that screamed at her
@Random_Fanguy Жыл бұрын
@@CaveTater I love that part too. He's seen this tons of times and gets these questions all the time but he won't just say, "She rents tables at conventions."
@dharmallars Жыл бұрын
@@Random_Fanguyit’s just a generic job that the creators of this made up FOR this
@lightsunlimited2562 Жыл бұрын
And how Tim’s character couldn’t contain his joy to be able to correct the kid. So desperately needed that win lol
@donganger49363 жыл бұрын
She actually didn’t yell at Eddie Munster, I’ve seen this a ton of times
@fattony60863 жыл бұрын
TABLES
@akxnehtgdfbdfb74483 жыл бұрын
They only said shoot!
@danflashes71253 жыл бұрын
@@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 DON’T LAUGH
@ryanhodgetts3 жыл бұрын
I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables
@AJandWrmyinitials3 жыл бұрын
@@fattony6086 TAAY-BULLSSSSS
@oldboygamer99853 жыл бұрын
“I just got screamed at by Freddie Krueger” is the best opener to any conversation ever.
@nopeteys24243 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest lines of the whole show
@BrophHouse3 жыл бұрын
Big big fan of “you don’t know how to treat the crypt keeper” too
@tadhglattimore24392 жыл бұрын
Amen
@jquest33292 жыл бұрын
All she said was that he should be ashamed of himself and that he's a fucking pig.
@uhhhhhhhhhh65382 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@patrickconnor91563 жыл бұрын
Robinson bracing himself for the inevitable questions that he knows are coming is the most underrated part of this sketch.
@watty773 жыл бұрын
Teachers can relate haha
@teddypantbongaram28653 жыл бұрын
I agree, that's what makes it for me
@k_slater3 жыл бұрын
Fingers to the temple
@alfiebruce89983 жыл бұрын
His facial expressions are the best part of the entire series
@Tdog2673 жыл бұрын
".... Guys, what did I say?"
@sickrandy2946 Жыл бұрын
George is underrated. His delivery of "Yeah, I heard you had some problems with your tables" & "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT THE CRYPTKEEPER" kill me
@sheltonalexander6785 Жыл бұрын
I like that the news is spreading around the town.
@akakak12-w1b Жыл бұрын
Not now George…
@dharmallars Жыл бұрын
I never knew renting out tables for conventions was such a cutthroat market
@werther3736 Жыл бұрын
“Go to Hell, George, you fucking pig!”
@wyskass861 Жыл бұрын
Which rating is underrating George?
@jacobjackson7225 Жыл бұрын
“It’s the same actress, I don’t know if she’s supposed to be the same person.” But he did 😂
@mac14622 ай бұрын
I don’t think he realizes that and that’s why he’s so angry instead of telling them lol
@ck.2492 күн бұрын
@@johnnysins4158 This isn't going to make you happier dude. I know you want it to somehow change how you feel. But it doesn't work. You're just going to feel lonelier. None of this is making you feel any better. Go meet some real people.
@johnnysins41582 күн бұрын
@ Lmfaoooooo. I love it when strangers do the passive aggressive therapist in order to look like the bigger person. It really shows how cringe they are. That’s why I write these things. Realistically, I love trans people but watching you clowns come out of the woodwork to make yourselves seem like saints, it’s funny to me.
@filmgeekstudios43933 жыл бұрын
"I can't know how to hear any more about tables" is one of my favorite lines from anything ever
@malignmarcus2 жыл бұрын
Thanks you for thinking it's cool 🔵
@Brandondrumkc2 жыл бұрын
TABLES!!!
@sevanderson59702 жыл бұрын
You still forgot the NOT after can’t
@spongegarandpatar2 жыл бұрын
@@sevanderson5970 incorrect
@Schpoo Жыл бұрын
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT THAT'S WHY?
@msmeerkat843 жыл бұрын
All I do now is say, “I’m so maaad about this! Faaaauuuuhhhk!” every time I’m inconvenienced or legit angry and it is amazing. Patti is superb.
@danflashes71253 жыл бұрын
She’s incredible. I hope someone posts The Capitol Room sketch cause she was amazing in that one as well.
@beunkindrewind37373 жыл бұрын
When she says "..and Popcorn!" in the Shark Tank parody sketch. Such funny delivery
@MisterRawgers3 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious 😂
@valentinovigovv3 жыл бұрын
OMFG i do the same thing lmao
@Tzgrey773 жыл бұрын
@@beunkindrewind3737 SHE DOESN'T LIKE BALD BOYS
@seandraws19992 жыл бұрын
God I love Patti's delivery on... everything. She's like an AI imitating human speech patterns, just ever so slightly off.
@reasonableattempt19182 жыл бұрын
I'm so mad about this!
@winstonmarlowe52542 жыл бұрын
Most of the instruction video's script seemed like it was AI generated lol
@davidbernal95032 жыл бұрын
[voice breaking] they keep my house hot!
@nopejoeandangie2 жыл бұрын
The delivery is so hilariously awkward, like she took an acting class from a Czech immigrant or something. If Patti isn't a big star in 5 years then I don't know what Hollywood has become
@simonjenkin2 жыл бұрын
she's amazing. this and the investor show sketch where she got her money from a settlement after accidentally being sewn into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving parade are possibly my two favourite ITYSL sketches
@quandrixtwincaster5738 Жыл бұрын
I love how she's scrubbing the smallest corner of the table with a random rag and chooses to do it while driving.
@drpx592711 ай бұрын
I think she's trying to see if it will come off. After all, the tables are her corn.
@jack----15 күн бұрын
@@drpx5927 And the bones are her money
@cLecIerc Жыл бұрын
I’ll never get over “the tables are my corn”
@ChrisLoos1 Жыл бұрын
Tables are her corn, and rats are to her what dogs are to Steven.
@bw5970 Жыл бұрын
The bones are their money.
@kyparty7043 Жыл бұрын
@@bw5970So are the worms
@robn21713 жыл бұрын
It gets even funnier when you realize the teacher knows her job is to rent tables to comic cons, and is choosing not to tell them.
@thevamoosh6683 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yeessss
@austinshinn95063 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Because when you know it and rewatch this, it's less funny and more understandable.
@gl37443 жыл бұрын
He said didn't know if she was supposed to be the same person, so technically, he only knew for certain what the last woman's job was - and they didn't ask about her.
@jvgreendarmok3 жыл бұрын
@@austinshinn9506 Yeah, when you rewatch it it's obvious what her job is. The performances are still hilarious though.
@austinshinn95063 жыл бұрын
@@jvgreendarmok Oh it's gold
@kabztunes3 жыл бұрын
his face when he sees them reacting to her talking about tables like he knows theyre gonna ask questions is hilarious
@mark_midmark Жыл бұрын
He's like a hawk lol
@RabidDisposition Жыл бұрын
He can't know how to hear anymore about tables
@jitsmapper44387 ай бұрын
@@RabidDisposition You sure about that that's why?
@naterichardson276 Жыл бұрын
Literally my favorite skit ever. Especially since I own a company that rents tables. I can't get over when she turns around to clean the tables while driving exclaiming "fuuuck they're so dirty". If I had a dollar for every time I've said that same sentence I wouldn't need to rent tables anymore lmao.
@yaboytroy357 Жыл бұрын
Would you say they keep your house hOt?
@joebusiness4237 Жыл бұрын
How often do you get yelled at by Eddie Munster?
@fulmgusgrukini4727 Жыл бұрын
wait what exactly is your job?
@AUniqueName Жыл бұрын
Do you know how to treat the talent? Do you know how to treat the Crypt Keeper?
@junfaa Жыл бұрын
Freddie Kreuger called me a b*tch unprovoked.
@slackerofhell Жыл бұрын
The delivery of that "Shhhhhhut up" after the kid goes "Oh my god that's why" is pure gold.
@johnjjohningtoniii2439 Жыл бұрын
That one girl in the class who asks most of the questions is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in this skit. She has such good naturalistic reactions.
@jeffreymathewes4504 Жыл бұрын
She's great. And I feel the girl wearing glasses in front of her is underrated. I love how she looks increasingly upset as the videos progress.
@David-ol6fw Жыл бұрын
"Oh my God that's why" Best line, great delivery 😂
@aktosweden11 ай бұрын
I hate to break it to you, but that's a guy.
@shawnmuench11 ай бұрын
@@aktosweden Well they look like a girl so big shrug. if they wanna be called a guy then they gotta present that way
@dudehead45611 ай бұрын
If that's a guy then I'm ready to fuck@@aktosweden
@AndrewMarr023 жыл бұрын
C.A.R.S. standing for “Cars Are Really Safe” is such a great detail.
@SeanGilbertson3 жыл бұрын
But there’s a caveat!
@DFlacko6643 жыл бұрын
I died when I rewatched this and saw the “if you pay attention”
@DanielBasham3 жыл бұрын
As someone's whose job is chairs, I completely understand
@yakuza013 жыл бұрын
What do you mean chairs???
@DanFlashes993 жыл бұрын
My job is lamp
@jozz22483 жыл бұрын
@@DanFlashes99 are you just looking around the room, Brick?
@marctade44283 жыл бұрын
is that how you buy your house?
@NormanLiangNLGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@yakuza01 C H A I R S .
@skinny_bred3 жыл бұрын
I love the cheap ass cut to red every time they "crash"
@AJandWrmyinitials3 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video a lot and there’s no way that last crash had that much blood
@javascript546 Жыл бұрын
patti's delivery of that lamenting "fhuuuAAACK" is Oscar material
@musicman9023 Жыл бұрын
"It's a just a generic job that the writers of THIS made up FOR this" is meta on so many levels, it's probably my favorite part of the whole sketch 🤣
@cabobs2000 Жыл бұрын
Wow when you actually consider the writing of this sketch it just gets better. Like was was the premise they started with? Just "old drivers Ed videos and the teacher doesn't want to hear about it"
@Spalfos3 жыл бұрын
I love how he says the video is dated, but she has a completely modern phone and car
@Mtv-get-off-thee-air3 жыл бұрын
EXACTY what I was thinking
@jvgreendarmok3 жыл бұрын
I think he's referring to the production values.
@SeanGilbertson3 жыл бұрын
Omg, what a surreal detail. Like, usually these videos _are_ dated, but this one is clearly up to date.
@ahkrael2 жыл бұрын
We don't really deal in tables anymore though
@RunnerX132 жыл бұрын
Spoiler, they’re living in the future.
@geoffreylangham78833 жыл бұрын
"you don't know how to TREAT the Cryptkeeper!" is such a perfectly delivered line just 😙👌
@72twist3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the Freddy Krueger line, but when he said that I almost died.
@kenjones9326 Жыл бұрын
@Simulation algorithm YEESSS!! I wish people were that transparent sometimes.
@HezekiahCrocker3 жыл бұрын
I die everytime the guy screams, "THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN" Haha. But then nonchalantly decides to crash his car 💀
@NickBachusky3 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated
@Cirunz3 жыл бұрын
I could see that part 100 times, I'll still laugh my ass off
@ahkrael2 жыл бұрын
also he's stopped, so driving into the car in front of him would had only been a fender bender anyways... but it's a crash and fills the screen with red lol
@user-zy5dp8fl8n Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the angry lady in the car in Twin Peaks S3 lolol
@KaliDreamer Жыл бұрын
@@user-zy5dp8fl8nLegit, oh my god 🤣
@E-1K Жыл бұрын
Patti has such great control of her voice. That vocal fry and shrill vowels exactly where they need to be. Very gifted comedian/hilarious actor. ☺️
@jdlamb4212 Жыл бұрын
Agreemented. "What the hECK"
@sloppyjoes79 ай бұрын
Probably has something to do with him being male.
@DOSkywalkR2 ай бұрын
Since she's trans, as one of those myself I can tell you to speak in the pitch she's speaking in (I've heard her speak deeper) requires a lot of practice and coaching, so yeah that makes sense she's in control of her voice 😎
@BeeHatGuyАй бұрын
@@DOSkywalkRthat's a neat insight!
@DOSkywalkRАй бұрын
@@BeeHatGuy thanks 😊 it's interesting, most people who don't know much on the trans topic think with hormones the voice changes too. That's true for trans men, not women - a dropped voice can't be undropped sadly, so gotta train it. Also not everybody knows she's trans, I didn't know the 1st time I watched this, she passes so well! 😁
@CrabJock Жыл бұрын
I love how he immediately looks frustrated when they get that look of confusion. He knows he's gonna have to deal with the questions yet again, like with the other classes. That part of the skit works even better on a second+ viewing. It's crazy how much funny they packed into this show.
@mialona3 жыл бұрын
if i were a FARMER, and eddie munster started KICKING my CORN, you could understand how i could be A BIT upset.
@NapnCat3 жыл бұрын
THE TABLES ARE MY CORN!
@Vondruke3 жыл бұрын
I know a corn farmer, and he told me this was true. no one... NO ONE kicks his corn and gets away with it. Certainly not The SECOND RED POWER RANGER!
@watermyplants60893 жыл бұрын
@@Vondruke are you trying to be really random at an attempt at humor?
@EastboundAndDowns3 жыл бұрын
WHOA!
@polloloci213 жыл бұрын
What an absurd analogy. Haha
@jonazo71883 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching this sketch. There's not a wasted moment in it and everyone performs their part so perfectly. I'd love to see a behind the scenes/making of of this sketch.
@davidmckesey71193 жыл бұрын
Honestly he was right. The job has nothing to do with tables or her job but her bad driving lol
@Tdog2673 жыл бұрын
Truly my favorite sketch of the series, and this might be my favorite sketch show of all time
@relelliott3 жыл бұрын
agreed. this sketch is very underrated.
@danwatts95373 жыл бұрын
I was thinking about how one would explain this sketch to someone and it's pretty much impossible without watching it. I love how each sketch has so many layers.
@rkalla3 жыл бұрын
This is so true!
@Kris-wp3fm2 жыл бұрын
The craziest thing in this will always be that the instructor could easily just answer them (because he's seen it 1000 times!) but like so many of Tim's ITYSL characters he REFUSES to give up on his envisioned version of a social interaction no matter the cost. That first sketch of the series about forcing a door open the wrong way was basically a mission statement. I'm gonna reflect on that in my own life for a bit.
@daeryxaqueryx Жыл бұрын
Possibly! I think the real reason is that the teacher is the one who actually made the video and realizes, that, after all his effort, he made a low-budget, badly-written, near-incoherent driver safety video that students get easily distracted by the B-plot of the tables, and can’t admit his failure.
@oscarthomas6236 Жыл бұрын
I love his comment about “it’s the same actress, I don’t know if it’s the same character” because it’s like he’s so mad everytime he shows the video, he can’t retain any details
@anenemystand5582 Жыл бұрын
I think it's because he's done this class a thousand times and each time they get hung up on the tables. So no he's just sick of answering the question
@LittleLadhops Жыл бұрын
Spot-on casting. Before this I can’t remember the last time I saw a group of teenage characters that actually looked like teenagers
@Whispie2 жыл бұрын
The blonde kid's reactions really set the tone for how the class is feeling about these videos. Very expressive. Amazing comedic acting all around in this sketch.
@commaJim Жыл бұрын
They're so funny lol. It's so damn funny when they finally realize what her job is
@13days13 Жыл бұрын
she’s really pretty imo,
@nathan_hils Жыл бұрын
@@13days13Indy Senna
@postproductions2466 Жыл бұрын
What's her name? She sold the comedy so SO well in this and I want to see more but I cant find her name or ANYTHING
@nathan_hils Жыл бұрын
@@postproductions2466 Indy Senna is their name
@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS3 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES!!!
@AUniqueName3 жыл бұрын
I heard a weird "cannot" but this makes it so much better thank you 🙏🏼
@inktogold44863 жыл бұрын
Netflix subtitles say “I cannot hear any more about tables!” which is a crime against comedy.
@MathasarSalazar23 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN
@saulgoodman75093 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I came to say 😄 Such a weird phrase
@MathasarSalazar23 жыл бұрын
@@saulgoodman7509 it's all good man
@oh-yaduuude69702 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s intently staring at the class hoping they don’t get hung up on the tables😂
@dackattac2 жыл бұрын
the instant the girl in the back looks confused, tim _knows_ he has a new nemesis
@TheMisterGuy Жыл бұрын
Every time the video mentions the tables, he gets visibly upset and starts sweating. He feels the video creating questions in their minds.
@johnf.hebert14092 жыл бұрын
The teens did a great job too! I love the girl at the end "why is there swearing" so perfectly confused.
@Wetknees Жыл бұрын
“I don’t think she should’ve yelled at Eddie“ Even the straight man is ridiculous in Tim’s world 😂
@DominicGudgeon Жыл бұрын
I love the girl at 3:10 who actually seems to begin to understand the pain of her dirty tables
@thesecondshambler3 жыл бұрын
The tables are my corn and the bones are their money.
@achtort3 жыл бұрын
I was laughing so hard I physically couldn't upvote this comment for like 20 secs
@personanongrata95013 жыл бұрын
Dan flashers for a limited time is accepting tables bones and worms as currency for shirts but only if you house someone's burger
@MathasarSalazar23 жыл бұрын
...Tim is that you?
@rjones68013 жыл бұрын
Why is this not the top comment? Legit, why?
@BradiKal613 жыл бұрын
I am losing it just reading these replies.
@TSBJunkie3 жыл бұрын
This is a clinic on how line delivery is everything. This could have been the least funny thing I've ever seen if they didn't know how to deliver their lines, but every single one of them got me. "They didn't! All they said was 'Shoot'!"
@johnpiassek22242 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. There's no jokes in this sketch. The entire vibe is just funny.
@jasonl83262 жыл бұрын
Good editing, and the students' expressions were well done
@Corymachine2 жыл бұрын
One thing I've noticed about Tim is his delivery of line - he sells it so well, you never know HOW he's going to hit any given line but it always seems to be the funniest way to deliver it.
@RunnerX132 жыл бұрын
The girl student sounded genuinely satisfied when she learned what the job was.
@Gustavozxd13 Жыл бұрын
the way the teacher realizes they're getting confused about the table and starts getting angry is too good lmao
@Combat_Trumpet3 жыл бұрын
“Why is there swearing?” “THEY DIDN’T, ALL THEY SAID WAS SHOOT!” I love how he throws in responses that answer the gist of the question but aren’t quite right 🤣
@ZeSnark3 жыл бұрын
DON'T LAUGH!
@newthrash12213 жыл бұрын
If it was the adult tour version of the video, it wouldn’t be a problem
@DuskWolf993 жыл бұрын
@@newthrash1221 Do you think any little FUCKERS ever did a big cumshot that caused an accident?
@monkeyman25902 жыл бұрын
"They didn't!"😅
@nebulousisgod2 жыл бұрын
He’s in denial about it being a confusing disaster of a safety video. Most of his characters seem to be in denial about something.
@dharmallars Жыл бұрын
Every time a customer at work is mean to me I hear “i just got SCREAMED AT by Freddy Krueger” in my head
@davidrowe3746 Жыл бұрын
"Its the same actress, I dont know if its supposed to be the same person!" Is so underrared 😂😂😂
@matodion3 жыл бұрын
I think the satisfying part of this sketch is finally knowing what her job is.
@matthewscherer96813 жыл бұрын
Definitely! Genius shit
@watty773 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, THAT'S why." "Ssshhhhuuut up!"
@kevinbabic6303 жыл бұрын
You don't know if it's the same woman
@vapormermaid3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the most satisfying part of this is realizing the entire video series is made by amateur horror fans trying to get into the film industry via some contract for a driver safety video. And then also wondering if the teacher had something to do with the production of it. And then wonder who financed the film and decided to cheap out and hire amateur b-movie horror fans. Like, the joke has a meta element as well on the audience watching the sketch and that's why it's brilliant, IMO.
@loversandlosers3 жыл бұрын
@@vapormermaid whaaaat I didn’t even think of that
@hamz79863 жыл бұрын
“I can’t know how to hear any more about this” has become part of my daily lingo
@joeg22583 жыл бұрын
I love how she completely gives up on the steering wheel in order to scream and not avoid hitting something
@mattwells63672 жыл бұрын
She's lucky it didn't just fly off when she was driving.
@ourphilosophyis9119 Жыл бұрын
@@mattwells6367 You beat me to it xD
@johnnysins4158 Жыл бұрын
* he
@SlyMaelstrom Жыл бұрын
@@mattwells6367 Oh, nice.
@teengenerate08 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but when the student says "I don't think she should have yelled at Eddie", it gets me EVERY time.
@markvrahas5080 Жыл бұрын
She actually didn’t yell at Eddie. I’ve seen this a ton of times!
@TheTrekspert7 ай бұрын
2:28 “I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!” I love when the show plays with grammar.
@lancelovecraft59133 жыл бұрын
All of Patty Harrison's sketches are top tier
@shridharambady20693 жыл бұрын
The way she says "And popcorn!" in the Shark Tank sketch is phenomenal. She also partly wrote the Tammy Craps sketch.
@Coinstarship3 жыл бұрын
The shark tank sketch had me and my friend drunkenly laughing so hard the first time we watched it. Her sketches are my favorites
@clos47493 жыл бұрын
@@shridharambady2069 Tammy Craps was surreal brilliance, respect to Patti
@SgtKaneGunlock3 жыл бұрын
@@shridharambady2069 that makes an absurd amount of sense
@CancunMimosa3 жыл бұрын
“i made all my money of the big Charlie Brown” 🤣🤣🤣
@JammastaJ233 жыл бұрын
1:59 the irritation and rage that's quelled and then the calm response all within 4 seconds is an acting masterclass
@AUniqueName3 жыл бұрын
Favorite skit by far. Patti Harrison nailed the delivery 😂 Didn't think anything could beat her "I know that, I'm not stupid. I'M smarter than YOoU"
@MatthewMuhammad3 жыл бұрын
I also loved how she said, "you should be ashamed of yourself."
@HezekiahCrocker3 жыл бұрын
I love the somber: "I thought he was gonna k i I l m e " 💀
@oldboygamer99853 жыл бұрын
That’s all well and good but I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie.
@LockeD3333 жыл бұрын
I like how she tossed out Eddie Munster’s name for the first time like she was coming up with it on the spot
@mikebishop67072 жыл бұрын
This is my 3rd favorite behind the Fedora/Court Case and the Haunted House tour
@somekindofgnome8477 Жыл бұрын
Underrated line: “You don’t know how to treat the customer! You don’t know how to treat the Crypt-keeper!”
@tommyfrompowerrangers Жыл бұрын
Yes! I love when Billy Ray Cyrus refers to the Crypt Keeper!
@anujkishor Жыл бұрын
"I can't not know how to hear anymore about tables!" is amazing writing.
@alexhart90303 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE MADDEST I’VE EVER BEEN
@jerit75293 жыл бұрын
I've said that about 400 times since watching the new season.
@fattony60863 жыл бұрын
I’m joking
@DMO-DMO-DMO3 жыл бұрын
@@jerit7529 same
@MathasarSalazar23 жыл бұрын
@@fattony6086 DONT LAUGH
@angelahetrick9232Ай бұрын
I’M IN A RAGE!
@Muggins922 жыл бұрын
The delivery of "This is the maddest I've ever been" is way too perfect.
@davidlonteen545 Жыл бұрын
Underated line: "Don't let the style distract you". This sketch is easily up there with the Key and Peele sketch "Substitute Teacher". Both benefit from excellent interactions from young talented actors playing students. ..... ( "Oh my God, that's why!". )
@corylandolt361410 ай бұрын
Then nonchalantly decides to crash his car 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@clos47493 жыл бұрын
The look on the kid's face at 2:58 when she says "you're a fucking pig!" is just perfection.
@slipperysloper37217 ай бұрын
It was so aggressive and unnecessary 😂😂😂
@AliIKarimi Жыл бұрын
This sketch gets even better if you watch it a few times. It begins with you empathizing with the students, after a few watches you feel bad for the teacher, then after a few more views you realize the teacher is at fault but so are the students. Perfection.
@namfam Жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this at least 50 times in a week, and it only gets more funny each time. Best
@benbarnes32603 жыл бұрын
Patti Harrison is a treasure. Adding her to the writing staff was a great choice
@fattony60863 жыл бұрын
She’s hilarious in the shark tank skit
@1krubby3 жыл бұрын
@@fattony6086 and popcorn~~!
@Lovelesslouvre2 жыл бұрын
@@1krubby I say this at random times, I love this line!😆
@oldboygamer9985 Жыл бұрын
She’s great but I still don’t think she shoulda yelled at Eddie.
@boynamedalexxx Жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeTropicana seriously?
@drummerjoel143 жыл бұрын
I can’t explain why but I’ve come back to this video over a dozen times this week. It scratches some itch I had no idea ever existed
@LazarusIsBackBaby3 жыл бұрын
"These tables are how I buy my house! They keep my house hot!" Real estate, am I right?
@JesseMcCane2 жыл бұрын
Database Managers: **nodding in agreement**
@timb42482 жыл бұрын
The absurdity that you could make enough money renting out janky ass tables to weekend comic cons is the best part of the sketch.
@prometheuszero9 Жыл бұрын
The line at 1:30 where she says, "These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot," is just amazing non sequitur improv to me. The way her voice cracks a little bit when she sas "hot!" just adds to the humor for me. Or even 1:42 where she asks if they understand that the tables are her corn. And of course 2:27 with the "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables!"
@dqc7179 Жыл бұрын
The way the girl in the purple turtleneck drops her head is so funny to me
@Dpressplays2 жыл бұрын
The girl at 3:09 did nothing and couldn’t have done it better.
@mark_midmark Жыл бұрын
I go back to look at it often
@lukasribin4168 Жыл бұрын
Why
@0lyge03 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite of season 2 "The tables are my corn" is right up there with "The bones are their money" for me. I love the way they use language on this show. The kids playing the students were great. Especially the girl who seemed to actually be distressed about what the hell was even going on. "Why is there swearing?"
@perashaman2 жыл бұрын
Yeah lines like "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables" in this one and "You sure about that, that's why?" The bizarre phrasing always makes me crack up with his insane delivery/ facial expressions.
@mycarrysun2 жыл бұрын
I love how concerned the girl is about what tables is as a job
@Corymachine2 жыл бұрын
@@perashaman I was just thinking about this the other day. The way he phrases things some times is so odd but funny. He says things as if they're common phrases, but they're just nonsense. The Bozo Dubbed over sketch the way he's explaining things is just a grammatical mess.
@rachelcribby51302 жыл бұрын
Equally amazing is the girl in the back who smiles softly and nods
@trandomgo91953 жыл бұрын
The way she says “hOt!” killed me 😂😂😂
@valentinovigovv3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop repeating Patti's lines unconsciously in my head everytime i find myself distracted. She's so fucking good and her lines are just amazing.
@Johnnyweilder5 ай бұрын
This is the maddest I’ve ever been gets my every time 😂😂😂😂
@jonwolfenstein74312 ай бұрын
Tim's polo is so spot-on for this role. The fit, the collar, even the undershirt. This show nails the small details.
@timlogan58643 жыл бұрын
Gives me faith in comedy. Hardest I've laughed in a long time. The students were looking for logic in the story and were rewarded in the last clip. Freaking brilliant.
@johnward21013 жыл бұрын
Patti Harrison is hilarious! She looks just as deranged as Robison on this show.
@shridharambady20693 жыл бұрын
She makes every sketch ten times better. She's really good at making her face do whatever expression.
@davidmckesey71193 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious
@cartercartercartercar3 жыл бұрын
basically the only one who even got close to matching him
@TomYeeha3 жыл бұрын
@@cartercartercartercar Conner O'Malley also matches
@mehoymenoy88413 жыл бұрын
Does this mean we're not gonna get anything now?
@EndThe2plus2equals52 жыл бұрын
Also when her voice cracks when she says- “ This is how I keep my house HOT!”
@Dave_Bean Жыл бұрын
TABLES!!! Omg I can’t wait for a new season
@thedukeofeggslap Жыл бұрын
only having one sketch featuring Patti is the greatest crime of the third season. she is the best guest on the show hands down
@pcapusso11 ай бұрын
I agree but at the same time when she comes on it's like christmas came early.
@whewlett Жыл бұрын
The noise he makes at 0:39... 😂
@FAD4LIFE942 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he was saying "alright"
@christophermyers37253 жыл бұрын
I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddy
@enicolson153 жыл бұрын
He actually doesn’t yell at Eddy. I watched this a ton of times
@artwithmichael55472 жыл бұрын
But you would yell if someone kicked your corn.
@akakak12-w1b2 жыл бұрын
I just got screamed at by Freddy Kruger
@bobby22523 жыл бұрын
This has easily moved into my top 5 favorite comedy skits of all time. I watch it at least once a day.
@valley27273 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@ceebee3108 Жыл бұрын
I am relieved to find someone in the same wonderful dilemma. I marvel at they let every class member have a bit of screen time. Like the girl in the back left. Just a puzzling look.
@peachy_lili Жыл бұрын
@@ceebee3108that's one thing that makes this show so comforting in a way; the whole cast of normal people in a sketch are often given the chance to react fully to the weirdness like any one of us would. It's funny when they are all in on it (like in the sitcom audience sketch from S3) but when it's just like this, normal people being confused and trying their best to accommodate the weird frustrating situation, it's hysterical.
@buurrdd94553 жыл бұрын
they need to post the hat one, i cried laughing during that
@joshw12533 жыл бұрын
That sketch was absolutely genius. “Objection! Relevance!” “Dollar sign emoji”
@pugsandpikachus3 жыл бұрын
"don't do the voice"
@obamna6663 жыл бұрын
You’re legally not allowed to ask me that!
@AlcoholicSynonymous13 жыл бұрын
The dice in the pocket!
@fattony60863 жыл бұрын
They can’t post that or the burger scene. Probably the best episode, and the best two skits. I hope they do though😂😂
@GurgamoАй бұрын
3:54 This made me snort-laugh as I was sipping my coffee and sprayed it all over myself. I hope none got on the tables.
@SensWarrior6 Жыл бұрын
Patti's voice crack at 1:33 kills me every single time
@flyingpiggy147511 ай бұрын
1:34
@BrightAwake3 жыл бұрын
OBSESSED with the way she pronounces filthy “FIL-thee-A”
@rhyssanders91223 жыл бұрын
Lots of australian girls talk like that, it gets really annoying lol
@ianharrison34643 жыл бұрын
Yes me too!
@RomonicaDiGregory3 жыл бұрын
@@watermyplants6089 Yes, she is.
@philbrook56552 жыл бұрын
@@watermyplants6089 Clear off.
@watermyplants60892 жыл бұрын
@@philbrook5655 go away
@newthrash12213 жыл бұрын
Why is the teahcer’s outfit of an oversized polo and blue jeans seem so damn accurate for someone who does his job. Lol
@jonnyglue3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Just a perfect little detail.
@johnrose47233 жыл бұрын
@@jonnyglue and even though it isn't mentioned in the skit, I'm 100% sure that he's also the gym teacher.
@adude51363 жыл бұрын
it so clearly channels a type of guy that i didn’t realize i had known all my life
@timb42482 жыл бұрын
Looks like the cool younger shop teacher/math teacher type dude. Even the black shoes work perfect.
@saraaleman259 ай бұрын
1❤@@adude5136
@Bd9513 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best things to ever happen in comedy.
@FrankBoston2 жыл бұрын
"I can't know how to hear anymore about tables."
@macktarantino8932Ай бұрын
"Its the same actress i dont know if its the same character" and it immediately cuts to the same exact scene with the tables arranged exactly as the 2nd video in the back 😂😂 gets me every time
@elliottchrist3 жыл бұрын
The fact that she refers to them as “Eddie Munster” and “Freddie Kruger,” means that the individuals using her tables at comic-cons and horror-cons can be one of many things: a) The actors who played these characters on screen b) Someone else in character as these characters, like in a costume or something c) Either (a) or (b), but she thinks they’re the REAL Eddie Munster, Freddie Krueger, and Cryptkeeper d) They ARE the real Cryptkeeper et al, and for some reason they go to comic-cons and horror-cons. I’ve thought about this more than I should.
@waterlemon98383 жыл бұрын
everything made sense bec of this. Thank u
@oxwah3 жыл бұрын
So Butch Patrick (the Eddie Munster actor) was actually at the Northwest Pinball and Arcade Show a few years back, so this sketch had a little personal relevance for me. As far as I know, he did not need to rent a table from a lady whose job is tables.
@tombarwick90743 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god, that’s why!”
@thevamoosh6683 жыл бұрын
@@tombarwick9074 I still dont get the "omg that's y" part and its angering lol
@ianharrison34643 жыл бұрын
@@thevamoosh668 she's realizing whats going on with the tables and monsters
@batmanforawhile3 жыл бұрын
Her delivery of “fucking pig” is pure art.
@SeanGilbertson3 жыл бұрын
And she clearly says it to just about everyone.
@Pepilepsy3 жыл бұрын
Ive watched this nearly every day for a couple weeks and it never gets old. I die laughing every time. TAAAABBBLEESS!!!
@ourphilosophyis9119 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE how this makes 100% sense and how that makes the rewatch even funnier xD
@cameronscott7304 Жыл бұрын
"If I were a farmer and Eddie Munster came in and started kicking my corn you could understand how I could be a bit upset. Do you understand?! The tables are my corn!"
@ScootaGray3 жыл бұрын
Been watching this show on repeat, it's so funny lol, the actors in this show really shine.
@dadrizzle2713 жыл бұрын
The exacerbated way he says "Just Tables...and dealing with Eddie Munster..." Gets me every damn time. Comedic genius isn't even enough praise for this show.
@murphymagic3 жыл бұрын
Wow... Really. This is comedic Genius.... you obviously live in a cage where your capture only shows you shitty clips like this
@Pepilepsy3 жыл бұрын
@@murphymagic someones having a bad day.
@murphymagic3 жыл бұрын
@@Pepilepsy that would be your face.
@cyberperson532 жыл бұрын
She shouldn't have yelled at Eddie Munster.
@nickraad772 жыл бұрын
@@cyberperson53 SHE ACTUALLY DIDN’T YELL AT EDDIE MUNSTER, I’VE SEEN THIS A TON OF TIMES
@joshwhalen17 Жыл бұрын
I can't understate how many times at my job I've held back screaming "Fuck they're so DIRTY" while doing basic workspace housekeeping.
@MikeMJPMUNCH Жыл бұрын
This sketch feels like your watching a character trapped in his own personal hell
@cturtles95143 жыл бұрын
Every single one of Patti's sketches is certifiable gold
@nopeteys24243 жыл бұрын
“Santa should of wrapped it when he brought it earlyyy.”
@peachy_lili Жыл бұрын
"I'm SCARED about how much I need WINE! I can't even watch a movie anymore without a BIG pour of wine 😠 and popcorrrn 😋"
@Mushubeans3 жыл бұрын
Favorite sketch. Hands down.
@shridharambady20693 жыл бұрын
Hands up so I can ask what her job is
@louisb10843 жыл бұрын
The whole series is incredible. This was one of many moments in the second season I had to literally pause the video because I was laughing too hard to hear the characters
@JayEm1325Ай бұрын
The voice break at "They keep my house HOOoOoT! 😂
@deeobrien54175 ай бұрын
This might be one of my all time favourite skits, I don’t know why, it all just comes together perfectly, in the class and in the videos, amazing 😂
@okmega223 жыл бұрын
No story has ever made me this invested in so many character journeys at once