Driver's Ed' Full Sketch - I Think You Should Leave Season 2

I don't want any questions about tables!
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[@Person-mu4si]

A drivers' ed teacher saying "wow, pretty serious" after watching a dated video might be the most accurate thing I've ever seen

[@andrewd.584]

Even the way he clicks the remote is so spot-on driver’s-ed teacher

[@Velourium]

"Guys, what'd I say?" is total overmatched gym teacher trying to teach health class

[@indianapaullyj]

YESSSSSS

[@dirthpool]

What the hell are you talking about?

[@SeanGilbertson]

Pretty crazy!

[@donganger4936]

She actually didn’t yell at Eddie Munster, I’ve seen this a ton of times

[@fattony6086]

TABLES

[@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448]

They only said shoot!

[@danflashes7125]

@@akxnehtgdfbdfb7448 DON’T LAUGH

[@ryanhodgetts]

I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables

[@AJandWrmyinitials]

@@fattony6086 TAAY-BULLSSSSS

[@Prederick]

Of all the amazing lines and deliveries in this sketch, "they keep my house HOT!" just destroys me every time.

[@Lakailey1000]

im crying rn replaying it

[@liemlucas]

Her use of inflection is incredible, that line is a perfect example. The sudden switch to high pitch takes me out

[@user-yb4xn6or4k]

Please explain what that means...I really need to know. Hot, how???

[@1objection]

​@@user-yb4xn6or4kShe's probably referring to having her home powered which keeps it warm during the winter.

[@b0r0din988]

She means it keeps her house hot in the local market, because the tables add to the aesthetic value of her home. WHEN THEY AREN'T DESTROYED BY F***ING EDDIE MUNSTER.

[@seandraws1999]

God I love Patti's delivery on... everything. She's like an AI imitating human speech patterns, just ever so slightly off.

[@reasonableattempt1918]

I'm so mad about this!

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

Most of the instruction video's script seemed like it was AI generated lol

[@davidbernal9503]

[voice breaking] they keep my house hot!

[@nopejoeandangie]

The delivery is so hilariously awkward, like she took an acting class from a Czech immigrant or something. If Patti isn't a big star in 5 years then I don't know what Hollywood has become

[@simonjenkin]

she's amazing. this and the investor show sketch where she got her money from a settlement after accidentally being sewn into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving parade are possibly my two favourite ITYSL sketches

[@patrickconnor9156]

Robinson bracing himself for the inevitable questions that he knows are coming is the most underrated part of this sketch.

[@watty77]

Teachers can relate haha

[@teddypantbongaram2865]

I agree, that's what makes it for me

[@k_slater]

Fingers to the temple

[@alfiebruce8998]

His facial expressions are the best part of the entire series

[@tomwatson6560]

".... Guys, what did I say?"

[@robn2171]

It gets even funnier when you realize the teacher knows her job is to rent tables to comic cons, and is choosing not to tell them.

[@thevamoosh668]

Hahaha yeessss

[@austinshinn9506]

Exactly. Because when you know it and rewatch this, it's less funny and more understandable.

[@gl3744]

He said didn't know if she was supposed to be the same person, so technically, he only knew for certain what the last woman's job was - and they didn't ask about her.

[@jvgreendarmok]

@@austinshinn9506 Yeah, when you rewatch it it's obvious what her job is. The performances are still hilarious though.

[@austinshinn9506]

@@jvgreendarmok Oh it's gold

[@askmeagain43]

Him watching them closely and getting pre-mad about the questions he's knows they'll enevitably ask is so funny

[@Cleclerc11]

I’ll never get over “the tables are my corn”

[@ChrisLoos1]

Tables are her corn, and rats are to her what dogs are to Steven.

[@bw5970]

The bones are their money.

[@kyparty7043]

​@@bw5970So are the worms

[@oldboygamer9985]

“I just got screamed at by Freddie Krueger” is the best opener to any conversation ever.

[@nopeteys2424]

One of the funniest lines of the whole show

[@BrophHouse]

Big big fan of “you don’t know how to treat the crypt keeper” too

[@tadhglattimore2439]

Amen

[@jquest3329]

All she said was that he should be ashamed of himself and that he's a fucking pig.

[@uhhhhhhhhhh6538]

lmfao

[@filmgeekstudios4393]

"I can't know how to hear any more about tables" is one of my favorite lines from anything ever

[@malignmarcus]

Thanks you for thinking it's cool 🔵

[@Brandondrumkc]

TABLES!!!

[@sevanderson5970]

You still forgot the NOT after can’t

[@vaksjdfkj]

@@sevanderson5970 incorrect

[@Schpoo]

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT THAT'S WHY?

[@cecil6075]

i think the delivery of "i don't think she shoulda yelled at eddie" is way underrated. perfect

[@CaveTater]

She actually didn't yell at Eddie Munster, I've seen this a ton of times

[@nickchoma1772]

It was Freddie Krueger that screamed at her

[@Random_Fanguy]

​@@CaveTater I love that part too. He's seen this tons of times and gets these questions all the time but he won't just say, "She rents tables at conventions."

[@dharmallars]

@@Random_Fanguyit’s just a generic job that the creators of this made up FOR this

[@lightsunlimited2562]

And how Tim’s character couldn’t contain his joy to be able to correct the kid. So desperately needed that win lol

[@jacobjackson7225]

“It’s the same actress, I don’t know if she’s supposed to be the same person.” But he did 😂

[@msmeerkat84]

All I do now is say, “I’m so maaad about this! Faaaauuuuhhhk!” every time I’m inconvenienced or legit angry and it is amazing. Patti is superb.

[@danflashes7125]

She’s incredible. I hope someone posts The Capitol Room sketch cause she was amazing in that one as well.

[@beunkindrewind3737]

When she says "..and Popcorn!" in the Shark Tank parody sketch. Such funny delivery

[@MisterRawgers]

She is hilarious 😂

[@valentinovigovv]

OMFG i do the same thing lmao

[@Tzgrey77]

@@beunkindrewind3737 SHE DOESN'T LIKE BALD BOYS

[@DanielBasham]

As someone's whose job is chairs, I completely understand

[@yakuza01]

What do you mean chairs???

[@DanFlashes99]

My job is lamp

[@jozz2248]

@@DanFlashes99 are you just looking around the room, Brick?

[@marctade4428]

is that how you buy your house?

[@NormanLiangNLGaming]

@@yakuza01 C H A I R S .

[@javascript546]

patti's delivery of that lamenting "fhuuuAAACK" is Oscar material

[@naterichardson276]

Literally my favorite skit ever. Especially since I own a company that rents tables. I can't get over when she turns around to clean the tables while driving exclaiming "fuuuck they're so dirty". If I had a dollar for every time I've said that same sentence I wouldn't need to rent tables anymore lmao.

[@yaboytroy357]

Would you say they keep your house hOt?

[@joebusiness4237]

How often do you get yelled at by Eddie Munster?

[@fulmgusgrukini4727]

wait what exactly is your job?

[@AUniqueName]

Do you know how to treat the talent? Do you know how to treat the Crypt Keeper?

[@junfaa]

Freddie Kreuger called me a b*tch unprovoked.

[@AndrewMarr02]

C.A.R.S. standing for “Cars Are Really Safe” is such a great detail.

[@SeanGilbertson]

But there’s a caveat!

[@DFlacko664]

I died when I rewatched this and saw the “if you pay attention”

[@skinny_bred]

I love the cheap ass cut to red every time they "crash"

[@AJandWrmyinitials]

I’ve watched this video a lot and there’s no way that last crash had that much blood

[@quandrixtwincaster5738]

I love how she's scrubbing the smallest corner of the table with a random rag and chooses to do it while driving.

[@drpx5927]

I think she's trying to see if it will come off. After all, the tables are her corn.

[@sickrandy2946]

George is underrated. His delivery of "Yeah, I heard you had some problems with your tables" & "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT THE CRYPTKEEPER" kill me

[@sheltonalexander6785]

I like that the news is spreading around the town.

[@alexkuhn1451]

Not now George…

[@dharmallars]

I never knew renting out tables for conventions was such a cutthroat market

[@werther3736]

“Go to Hell, George, you fucking pig!”

[@wyskass861]

Which rating is underrating George?

[@Spalfos]

I love how he says the video is dated, but she has a completely modern phone and car

[@Mtv-get-off-thee-air]

EXACTY what I was thinking

[@jvgreendarmok]

I think he's referring to the production values.

[@SeanGilbertson]

Omg, what a surreal detail. Like, usually these videos _are_ dated, but this one is clearly up to date.

[@ahkrael]

We don't really deal in tables anymore though

[@RunnerX13]

Spoiler, they’re living in the future.

[@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS]

I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES!!!

[@AUniqueName]

I heard a weird "cannot" but this makes it so much better thank you 🙏🏼

[@inktogold4486]

Netflix subtitles say “I cannot hear any more about tables!” which is a crime against comedy.

[@MathasarSalazar2]

THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN

[@saulgoodman7509]

Exactly what I came to say 😄 Such a weird phrase

[@MathasarSalazar2]

@@saulgoodman7509 it's all good man

[@musicman9023]

"It's a just a generic job that the writers of THIS made up FOR this" is meta on so many levels, it's probably my favorite part of the whole sketch 🤣

[@cabobs2000]

Wow when you actually consider the writing of this sketch it just gets better. Like was was the premise they started with? Just "old drivers Ed videos and the teacher doesn't want to hear about it"

[@Kris-wp3fm]

The craziest thing in this will always be that the instructor could easily just answer them (because he's seen it 1000 times!) but like so many of Tim's ITYSL characters he REFUSES to give up on his envisioned version of a social interaction no matter the cost. That first sketch of the series about forcing a door open the wrong way was basically a mission statement. I'm gonna reflect on that in my own life for a bit.

[@daeryxaqueryx]

Possibly! I think the real reason is that the teacher is the one who actually made the video and realizes, that, after all his effort, he made a low-budget, badly-written, near-incoherent driver safety video that students get easily distracted by the B-plot of the tables, and can’t admit his failure.

[@oscarthomas6236]

I love his comment about “it’s the same actress, I don’t know if it’s the same character” because it’s like he’s so mad everytime he shows the video, he can’t retain any details

[@anenemystand5582]

I think it's because he's done this class a thousand times and each time they get hung up on the tables. So no he's just sick of answering the question

[@HezekiahCrocker]

I die everytime the guy screams, "THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN" Haha. But then nonchalantly decides to crash his car 💀

[@NickBachusky]

This is so underrated

[@Cirunz]

I could see that part 100 times, I'll still laugh my ass off

[@ahkrael]

also he's stopped, so driving into the car in front of him would had only been a fender bender anyways... but it's a crash and fills the screen with red lol

[@user-zy5dp8fl8n]

Reminds me of the angry lady in the car in Twin Peaks S3 lolol

[@KaliDreamer]

@@user-zy5dp8fl8nLegit, oh my god 🤣

[@kabztunes]

his face when he sees them reacting to her talking about tables like he knows theyre gonna ask questions is hilarious

[@mark_reviews-reddit]

He's like a hawk lol

[@DivinityAwakened]

He can't know how to hear anymore about tables

[@jitsmapper4438]

​@@DivinityAwakened You sure about that that's why?

[@johnjjohningtoniii2439]

That one girl in the class who asks most of the questions is doing a lot of the heavy lifting in this skit. She has such good naturalistic reactions.

[@jeffreymathewes4504]

She's great. And I feel the girl wearing glasses in front of her is underrated. I love how she looks increasingly upset as the videos progress.

[@David-ol6fw]

"Oh my God that's why" Best line, great delivery 😂

[@aktosweden]

I hate to break it to you, but that's a guy.

[@shawnmuench]

@@aktosweden Well they look like a girl so big shrug. if they wanna be called a guy then they gotta present that way

[@dudehead456]

If that's a guy then I'm ready to fuck@@aktosweden

[@TSBJunkie]

This is a clinic on how line delivery is everything. This could have been the least funny thing I've ever seen if they didn't know how to deliver their lines, but every single one of them got me. "They didn't! All they said was 'Shoot'!"

[@johnpiassek2224]

Absolutely. There's no jokes in this sketch. The entire vibe is just funny.

[@jasonl8326]

Good editing, and the students' expressions were well done

[@Corymachine]

One thing I've noticed about Tim is his delivery of line - he sells it so well, you never know HOW he's going to hit any given line but it always seems to be the funniest way to deliver it.

[@RunnerX13]

The girl student sounded genuinely satisfied when she learned what the job was.

[@Gustavozxd13]

the way the teacher realizes they're getting confused about the table and starts getting angry is too good lmao

[@mialona]

if i were a FARMER, and eddie munster started KICKING my CORN, you could understand how i could be A BIT upset.

[@NapnCat]

THE TABLES ARE MY CORN!

[@Vondruke]

I know a corn farmer, and he told me this was true. no one... NO ONE kicks his corn and gets away with it. Certainly not The SECOND RED POWER RANGER!

[@watermyplants6089]

@@Vondruke are you trying to be really random at an attempt at humor?

[@EastboundAndDowns]

WHOA!

[@polloloci21]

What an absurd analogy. Haha

[@thesecondshambler]

The tables are my corn and the bones are their money.

[@achtort]

I was laughing so hard I physically couldn't upvote this comment for like 20 secs

[@personanongrata9501]

Dan flashers for a limited time is accepting tables bones and worms as currency for shirts but only if you house someone's burger

[@MathasarSalazar2]

...Tim is that you?

[@rjones6801]

Why is this not the top comment? Legit, why?

[@BradiKal61]

I am losing it just reading these replies.

[@oh-yaduuude6970]

I love how he’s intently staring at the class hoping they don’t get hung up on the tables😂

[@dackattac]

the instant the girl in the back looks confused, tim _knows_ he has a new nemesis

[@TheMisterGuy]

Every time the video mentions the tables, he gets visibly upset and starts sweating. He feels the video creating questions in their minds.

[@DominicGudgeon]

I love the girl at 3:10 who actually seems to begin to understand the pain of her dirty tables

[@geoffreylangham7883]

"you don't know how to TREAT the Cryptkeeper!" is such a perfectly delivered line just 😙👌

[@72twist]

I lost it at the Freddy Krueger line, but when he said that I almost died.

[@kenjones9326]

@Simulation algorithm YEESSS!! I wish people were that transparent sometimes.

[@Combat_Trumpet]

“Why is there swearing?” “THEY DIDN’T, ALL THEY SAID WAS SHOOT!” I love how he throws in responses that answer the gist of the question but aren’t quite right 🤣

[@ZeSnark]

DON'T LAUGH!

[@newthrash1221]

If it was the adult tour version of the video, it wouldn’t be a problem

[@DuskWolf99]

@@newthrash1221 Do you think any little FUCKERS ever did a big cumshot that caused an accident?

[@monkeyman2590]

"They didn't!"😅

[@nebulousisgod]

He’s in denial about it being a confusing disaster of a safety video. Most of his characters seem to be in denial about something.

[@E-1K]

Patti has such great control of her voice. That vocal fry and shrill vowels exactly where they need to be. Very gifted comedian/hilarious actor. ☺️

[@jdlamb4212]

Agreemented. "What the hECK"

[@sloppyjoes7]

Probably has something to do with him being male.

[@johnf.hebert1409]

The teens did a great job too! I love the girl at the end "why is there swearing" so perfectly confused.

[@clos4749]

The look on the kid's face at 2:58 when she says "you're a fucking pig!" is just perfection.

[@slipperysloper3721]

It was so aggressive and unnecessary 😂😂😂

[@alexhart9030]

THIS IS THE MADDEST I’VE EVER BEEN

[@jerit7529]

I've said that about 400 times since watching the new season.

[@fattony6086]

I’m joking

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

@@jerit7529 same

[@MathasarSalazar2]

@@fattony6086 DONT LAUGH

[@slackerofhell]

The delivery of that "Shhhhhhut up" after the kid goes "Oh my god that's why" is pure gold.

[@Wetknees]

“I don’t think she should’ve yelled at Eddie“ Even the straight man is ridiculous in Tim’s world 😂

[@lancelovecraft5913]

All of Patty Harrison's sketches are top tier

[@shridharambady2069]

The way she says "And popcorn!" in the Shark Tank sketch is phenomenal. She also partly wrote the Tammy Craps sketch.

[@Coinstarship]

The shark tank sketch had me and my friend drunkenly laughing so hard the first time we watched it. Her sketches are my favorites

[@clos4749]

@@shridharambady2069 Tammy Craps was surreal brilliance, respect to Patti

[@SgtKaneGunlock]

@@shridharambady2069 that makes an absurd amount of sense

[@CancunMimosa]

“i made all my money of the big Charlie Brown” 🤣🤣🤣

[@batmanforawhile]

Her delivery of “fucking pig” is pure art.

[@SeanGilbertson]

And she clearly says it to just about everyone.

[@whewlett]

The noise he makes at 0:39... 😂

[@motog4221]

THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

[@matodion]

I think the satisfying part of this sketch is finally knowing what her job is.

[@matthewscherer9681]

Definitely! Genius shit

[@watty77]

"Oh my god, THAT'S why." "Ssshhhhuuut up!"

[@kevinbabic630]

You don't know if it's the same woman

[@vapormermaid]

Nah, the most satisfying part of this is realizing the entire video series is made by amateur horror fans trying to get into the film industry via some contract for a driver safety video. And then also wondering if the teacher had something to do with the production of it. And then wonder who financed the film and decided to cheap out and hire amateur b-movie horror fans. Like, the joke has a meta element as well on the audience watching the sketch and that's why it's brilliant, IMO.

[@loversandlosers]

@@vapormermaid whaaaat I didn’t even think of that

[@hamz7986]

“I can’t know how to hear any more about this” has become part of my daily lingo

[@dharmallars]

Every time a customer at work is mean to me I hear “i just got SCREAMED AT by Freddy Krueger” in my head

[@Muggins92]

The delivery of "This is the maddest I've ever been" is way too perfect.

[@davidlonteen545]

Underated line: "Don't let the style distract you". This sketch is easily up there with the Key and Peele sketch "Substitute Teacher". Both benefit from excellent interactions from young talented actors playing students. ..... ( "Oh my God, that's why!". )

[@corylandolt3614]

Then nonchalantly decides to crash his car 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AMITKUMAR-yq5kf]

1:05 He's already mad thinking about the table questions LMFAO

[@MartinFriese72]

The best.

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

"These tables are how I buy my house! They keep my house hot!" Real estate, am I right?

[@JesseMcCane]

Database Managers: **nodding in agreement**

[@timb4248]

The absurdity that you could make enough money renting out janky ass tables to weekend comic cons is the best part of the sketch.

[@LittleLadhops]

Spot-on casting. Before this I can’t remember the last time I saw a group of teenage characters that actually looked like teenagers

[@Whispie]

The blonde kid's reactions really set the tone for how the class is feeling about these videos. Very expressive. Amazing comedic acting all around in this sketch.

[@commaJim]

They're so funny lol. It's so damn funny when they finally realize what her job is

[@13days13]

she’s really pretty imo,

[@nathan_hils]

​@@13days13Indy Senna

[@postproductions2466]

What's her name? She sold the comedy so SO well in this and I want to see more but I cant find her name or ANYTHING

[@nathan_hils]

@@postproductions2466 Indy Senna is their name

[@jonazo7188]

I can't stop watching this sketch. There's not a wasted moment in it and everyone performs their part so perfectly. I'd love to see a behind the scenes/making of of this sketch.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Honestly he was right. The job has nothing to do with tables or her job but her bad driving lol

[@tomwatson6560]

Truly my favorite sketch of the series, and this might be my favorite sketch show of all time

[@relelliott]

agreed. this sketch is very underrated.

[@danwatts9537]

I was thinking about how one would explain this sketch to someone and it's pretty much impossible without watching it. I love how each sketch has so many layers.

[@rkalla]

This is so true!

[@christophermyers3725]

I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddy

[@enicolson15]

He actually doesn’t yell at Eddy. I watched this a ton of times

[@artwithmichael5547]

But you would yell if someone kicked your corn.

[@alexkuhn1451]

I just got screamed at by Freddy Kruger

[@Vitosi4eGG]

1:05 The most realistic depiction of teacher/instructor watching students watch the video

[@davidrowe3746]

"Its the same actress, I dont know if its supposed to be the same person!" Is so underrared 😂😂😂

[@AUniqueName]

Favorite skit by far. Patti Harrison nailed the delivery 😂 Didn't think anything could beat her "I know that, I'm not stupid. I'M smarter than YOoU"

[@MatthewMuhammad]

I also loved how she said, "you should be ashamed of yourself."

[@HezekiahCrocker]

I love the somber: "I thought he was gonna k i I l m e " 💀

[@oldboygamer9985]

That’s all well and good but I don’t think she should have yelled at Eddie.

[@LockeD333]

I like how she tossed out Eddie Munster’s name for the first time like she was coming up with it on the spot

[@mikebishop6707]

This is my 3rd favorite behind the Fedora/Court Case and the Haunted House tour

[@joeg2258]

I love how she completely gives up on the steering wheel in order to scream and not avoid hitting something

[@mattwells6367]

She's lucky it didn't just fly off when she was driving.

[@ourphilosophyis9119]

@@mattwells6367 You beat me to it xD

[@johnnysins4158]

* he

[@SlyMaelstrom]

@@mattwells6367 Oh, nice.

[@CrabJock]

I love how he immediately looks frustrated when they get that look of confusion. He knows he's gonna have to deal with the questions yet again, like with the other classes. That part of the skit works even better on a second+ viewing. It's crazy how much funny they packed into this show.

[@BrightAwake]

OBSESSED with the way she pronounces filthy “FIL-thee-A”

[@rhyssanders9122]

Lots of australian girls talk like that, it gets really annoying lol

[@ianharrison3464]

Yes me too!

[@RomonicaDiGregory]

@@watermyplants6089 Yes, she is.

[@philbrook5655]

@@watermyplants6089 Clear off.

[@watermyplants6089]

@@philbrook5655 go away

[@JammastaJ23]

1:59 the irritation and rage that's quelled and then the calm response all within 4 seconds is an acting masterclass

[@SensWarrior6]

Patti's voice crack at 1:33 kills me every single time

[@flyingpiggy1475]

1:34

[@Dpressplays]

The girl at 3:09 did nothing and couldn’t have done it better.

[@mark_reviews-reddit]

I go back to look at it often

[@lukasribin4168]

Why

[@trandomgo9195]

The way she says “hOt!” killed me 😂😂😂

[@benbarnes3260]

Patti Harrison is a treasure. Adding her to the writing staff was a great choice

[@fattony6086]

She’s hilarious in the shark tank skit

[@1krubby]

@@fattony6086 and popcorn~~!

[@Lovelesslouvre]

@@1krubby I say this at random times, I love this line!😆

[@oldboygamer9985]

She’s great but I still don’t think she shoulda yelled at Eddie.

[@boynamedalexxx]

@@GeorgeTropicana seriously?

[@somekindofgnome8477]

Underrated line: “You don’t know how to treat the customer! You don’t know how to treat the Crypt-keeper!”

[@tommyfrompowerrangers]

Yes! I love when Billy Ray Cyrus refers to the Crypt Keeper!

[@MikeMJPMUNCH]

This sketch feels like your watching a character trapped in his own personal hell

[@jonazo7188]

The quiet girl's bemused expression at 3:09 is a nice touch

[@Jagonath]

"I'm so mad about this! F*CK! They're so DIRTY!" had me in tears. I love the way Patti can contort her face/voice so easily, she's like female Andy Serkis or something.

[@ronvlaarsvar6867]

Secret MVP of the clip

[@violetclover1224]

Bro, if you think that expression is "bemused," then idk what to tell you...

[@jonazo7188]

@@violetclover1224 okay you really want to get into a fucking semantics argument right now over this comment I left on a comedy sketch? What's the word you would choose for that expression, Shakespeare? Let's hear it bigshot 🤔😒😤🙄

[@violetclover1224]

@@jonazo7188 LOL it's not a semantics argument when you're using a completely wrong word. Her expression is perturbed, or slightly disturbed. Completely different from "bemused"

[@chrisrepak4668]

Anytime i deal with someone shitty at work all i think now is “I just got SCREAMED at by FREDDIE KRUEGER!”

[@teengenerate08]

I don't know why, but when the student says "I don't think she should have yelled at Eddie", it gets me EVERY time.

[@markvrahas5080]

She actually didn’t yell at Eddie. I’ve seen this a ton of times!

[@moehammoud1]

The woman in the video is fucking hilarious. Slays me every time I watch this.

[@newthrash1221]

Why is the teahcer’s outfit of an oversized polo and blue jeans seem so damn accurate for someone who does his job. Lol

[@jonnyglue]

Exactly! Just a perfect little detail.

[@johnrose4723]

@@jonnyglue and even though it isn't mentioned in the skit, I'm 100% sure that he's also the gym teacher.

[@adude5136]

it so clearly channels a type of guy that i didn’t realize i had known all my life

[@timb4248]

Looks like the cool younger shop teacher/math teacher type dude. Even the black shoes work perfect.

[@saraaleman25]

1❤​@@adude5136

[@0lyge0]

This is my favorite of season 2 "The tables are my corn" is right up there with "The bones are their money" for me. I love the way they use language on this show. The kids playing the students were great. Especially the girl who seemed to actually be distressed about what the hell was even going on. "Why is there swearing?"

[@perashaman]

Yeah lines like "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables" in this one and "You sure about that, that's why?" The bizarre phrasing always makes me crack up with his insane delivery/ facial expressions.

[@mycarrysun]

I love how concerned the girl is about what tables is as a job

[@Corymachine]

@@perashaman I was just thinking about this the other day. The way he phrases things some times is so odd but funny. He says things as if they're common phrases, but they're just nonsense. The Bozo Dubbed over sketch the way he's explaining things is just a grammatical mess.

[@rachelcribby5130]

Equally amazing is the girl in the back who smiles softly and nods

[@prometheuszero9]

The line at 1:30 where she says, "These tables are how I buy my house. They keep my house hot," is just amazing non sequitur improv to me. The way her voice cracks a little bit when she sas "hot!" just adds to the humor for me. Or even 1:42 where she asks if they understand that the tables are her corn. And of course 2:27 with the "I can't know how to hear anymore about tables!"

[@dqc7179]

The way the girl in the purple turtleneck drops her head is so funny to me

[@EndThe2plus2equals5]

Also when her voice cracks when she says- “ This is how I keep my house HOT!”

[@Dave_Bean]

TABLES!!! Omg I can’t wait for a new season

[@simonj31]

Him preparing for the inevitable table question in the first video is hilarious 😂

[@Sneaux125]

only having one sketch featuring Patti is the greatest crime of the third season. she is the best guest on the show hands down

[@pcapusso]

I agree but at the same time when she comes on it's like christmas came early.

[@drpx5927]

"It's just a generic job that the writers of 'this' wrote for 'this'." 🤣

[@neonknight94]

"the tables are my corn!?"

[@nervantes]

3:07 is some solid acting on such a strangely funny line

[@elliottchrist]

The fact that she refers to them as “Eddie Munster” and “Freddie Kruger,” means that the individuals using her tables at comic-cons and horror-cons can be one of many things: a) The actors who played these characters on screen b) Someone else in character as these characters, like in a costume or something c) Either (a) or (b), but she thinks they’re the REAL Eddie Munster, Freddie Krueger, and Cryptkeeper d) They ARE the real Cryptkeeper et al, and for some reason they go to comic-cons and horror-cons. I’ve thought about this more than I should.

[@waterlemon9838]

everything made sense bec of this. Thank u

[@oxwah]

So Butch Patrick (the Eddie Munster actor) was actually at the Northwest Pinball and Arcade Show a few years back, so this sketch had a little personal relevance for me. As far as I know, he did not need to rent a table from a lady whose job is tables.

[@tombarwick9074]

“Oh my god, that’s why!”

[@thevamoosh668]

@@tombarwick9074 I still dont get the "omg that's y" part and its angering lol

[@ianharrison3464]

@@thevamoosh668 she's realizing whats going on with the tables and monsters

[@lukebryde594]

The student who was asking the questions seems like a better actor than most disney channel/nickelodeon teenaged actors

[@cameronscott7304]

"If I were a farmer and Eddie Munster came in and started kicking my corn you could understand how I could be a bit upset. Do you understand?! The tables are my corn!"

[@stevengarcia4820]

The face that kid makes when she drops that first F bomb PRICELESS

[@some_metalhead]

2:59

[@drummerjoel14]

I can’t explain why but I’ve come back to this video over a dozen times this week. It scratches some itch I had no idea ever existed

[@JosephJohnson-mm2bn]

I love how at the beginning the C in Cars stands for cars :D

[@jonathandan5330]

The third time he starts the video and it’s her pissed off cleaning her tables ended me. « What the hell happened to this! »

[@joefernandez8008]

“What was your major in college?” “tables.” What did you minor in?” “corn.”

[@gwynmoth3940]

Isnt that just South Dakota?

[@johnward2101]

Patti Harrison is hilarious! She looks just as deranged as Robison on this show.

[@shridharambady2069]

She makes every sketch ten times better. She's really good at making her face do whatever expression.

[@davidmckesey7119]

She is hilarious

[@cartercartercartercar]

basically the only one who even got close to matching him

[@TomYeeha]

@@cartercartercartercar Conner O'Malley also matches

[@mehoymenoy8841]

Does this mean we're not gonna get anything now?

[@namfam]

I’ve watched this at least 50 times in a week, and it only gets more funny each time. Best

[@imthecourtjester]

I love how he says the video it is dated yet is pretty clearly recently filmed

[@valentinovigovv]

I can't stop repeating Patti's lines unconsciously in my head everytime i find myself distracted. She's so fucking good and her lines are just amazing.

[@buurrdd9455]

they need to post the hat one, i cried laughing during that

[@joshw1253]

That sketch was absolutely genius. “Objection! Relevance!” “Dollar sign emoji”

[@pugsandpikachus]

"don't do the voice"

[@obamna666]

You’re legally not allowed to ask me that!

[@AlcoholicSynonymous1]

The dice in the pocket!

[@fattony6086]

They can’t post that or the burger scene. Probably the best episode, and the best two skits. I hope they do though😂😂

[@Ward8668]

The funniest part of this to me is his denial of the swearing. There are multiple instances of the actress swearing in the videos and so it's like he is defending these videos.

[@joshwhalen17]

I can't understate how many times at my job I've held back screaming "Fuck they're so DIRTY" while doing basic workspace housekeeping.

[@timlogan5864]

Gives me faith in comedy. Hardest I've laughed in a long time. The students were looking for logic in the story and were rewarded in the last clip. Freaking brilliant.

[@dadrizzle271]

The exacerbated way he says "Just Tables...and dealing with Eddie Munster..." Gets me every damn time. Comedic genius isn't even enough praise for this show.

[@murphymagic]

Wow... Really. This is comedic Genius.... you obviously live in a cage where your capture only shows you shitty clips like this

[@Pepilepsy]

@@murphymagic someones having a bad day.

[@murphymagic]

@@Pepilepsy that would be your face.

[@cyberperson53]

She shouldn't have yelled at Eddie Munster.

[@nickraad77]

@@cyberperson53 ​ SHE ACTUALLY DIDN’T YELL AT EDDIE MUNSTER, I’VE SEEN THIS A TON OF TIMES

[@FrankBoston]

"I can't know how to hear anymore about tables."

[@valh9662]

“I thought he was gonna kill me..” is the best line 👌🏽

[@KeyserSoze23]

Wow, pretty crazy

[@cobeycobb]

And that’s when he snapped…

[@KaseWest]

1:12 - 1:16 - When it cuts to the girl in the back being confused, then back to him recognizing the look on her face, I absolutely lost it. I had to pause the sketch for a couple minutes to catch my breath. Then 3:55, wiping sweat off his forehead, I lost it again.

[@jvgreendarmok]

I'm assuming at 3:55 he's reacting to one of his students' (off screen) reactions, and not to the video itself.

[@KaseWest]

@@jvgreendarmok my interpretation of it was that he wrote the video himself, so he’s worried about some of the choices he made for the dialogue.

[@jvgreendarmok]

@@KaseWest That's possible. I like the ambiguity surrounding Tim's character here.

[@yakuza01]

@@KaseWest Or he has had this exact same conversation about tables every time he shows the video for god knows how many years he has been working at driver's ed. He was probably good natured and even laughed with the students when he first started out but probably not so much after the 100th time :)

[@Sener]

He's so psychotically angry at anyone questioning the video, he fumes just from seeing a confused face.