i think you should leave quotes that live rent free in my brain part 2

by popular demand

[@sleepylilguy]

part 1 kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKSWpHR7pduSpNk

[@SkeletorOmega2]

part three coming? :)

[@kameronmueller4628]

😊😢

[@Frogdoddofficial]

Triples makes it safe

[@Greasyheels]

Screaming at someone to hold the door while calmly walking to it was funnier than I thought.

[@Awecyan32]

I always laugh so hard at "not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, not trying to make someone have the worst night at their job. But do any of these... FUCKERS..." it's just so genuine and so off the wall.

[@ck9618]

Then ends with "Okay..." gets me

[@nicknowlin3210]

Yes! 😂

[@Jervenshmine]

That one is my favorite sketch by far lmao

[@drewbsn]

and the tears down his face just kill me

[@patrickmillehan6075]

Best one

[@jakek1735]

Tim: "Not trying to be funny... not trying to get a laugh..." Me: (dying laughing already because I know what's coming)

[@EarlofSedgewick]

One of those f**kers in the wall, we know 🙄

[@Random_Fanguy]

The way he says "BLAST outta the wall..." gets me everytime.

[@cameronbarenbrugge649]

@@Random_Fanguy Tour Guide: "No. They don't." Tim: *fighting back tears* "...okay"

[@traviswilliamson8688]

Was the first episode I ever saw.....most favorite line

[@Kimbales623]

I love the "ok.." at the end, with an unearned sense of relief.

[@mangonion5085]

Bob Odenkirks sketch is so great, its simultaneously hilarious while also being really sad at the same time

[@lolusuck386]

At least half of the skits are like that haha

[@lenny6485]

She's gonna get better

[@BernoZombie]

Better Call Saul's synopsis

[@domskillet5744]

She's a model. She's gorgeous. But she's dying

[@dookiepost]

I say "gimmie dat" probably like 50-100 times a day

[@LaplacesDemonMoves]

DOOKIEPOST! Your William compilations are truly a blessing. I love you

[@rd30000]

I almost died laughing at that skit "make a video saying you're gonna kill the president"

[@lelandrasor9678]

I won't tell anyone.

[@jherikomark]

*wakes up and first words of the day are,"gimme dat"

[@stevenlefferts7591]

My bud showed me this show and now almost half of our go-to references are from I Think You Should Leave

[@JohnnyHopkins36]

You need to make a 3rd so we can have triples…

[@AaronKoskelainenBass]

Triples is good, triples is safe.

[@RonaldMcDouble]

Triples is best

[@voss9842]

If you don’t have triples then the other stuff isn’t true.

[@iknowallthesadsongs2115]

And I’m rich

[@bertchintus4103]

And I dont live in a motel

[@mattyice5331]

HEY HOLD THAT DOOR! HOLD THAT DOOR! … 🚶🏻‍♂️

[@JonOroMusic]

I did that like 50ft away from a restaurant door. The door was held.

[@maxuabo]

The trick is to call head before you buy ticket to fly across country

[@Gregorian82]

The calm walk that follows is nothing short of psychotic. Pure gold XD

[@chitty_chef6167]

What is this sketch called I can't find it any where or does any one know what episode it's from

[@maxuabo]

@@chitty_chef6167 I think you should leave

[@Lux_Ferox]

Him in the hotdog costume pointing and saying "WRONG!" replays in my head 50 times a day lmao

[@thegrinderman1090]

"RAAN-DOMM"

[@charliekawasaki7730]

man these videos are almost as great as having a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off my hand while I am driving

[@ethanfranzen6145]

Or a GREAT steering wheel that doesn’t WHIFF out of the window while I’m driving

[@maxuabo]

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?!

[@flynyrdskynyrd1]

@ethanfranzen6145 it's a good idea, and I stand by.

[@jacobmosios3015]

Stinkyy

[@gabrielrosenberg6734]

🫵Teacher's Pet!

[@ColinMoran]

I'm tired of showing this show to people hoping they'll love it as much as I do but they don't so I just embrace it as my own treasure.

[@tirasshashaty9720]

Foreal. I’m in the same place as you, it’s legit top tier show. And it’s not being validated by my peers ):

[@joshwhalen17]

Then, some sunny day, you'll offhandedly utter the word "TABLES" in a public space. A stranger will meet your gaze, then calmly reply, "FUCK THEY'RE SO DIRTYYYYY". True love comes to those who wait.

[@ColinMoran]

@@joshwhalen17 this shall go down as one of the greatest comments in the history of KZbin.

[@anthbart9305]

Same I think I’m god when I show them this and no reaction I legit die inside lol

[@VanityOfEliCLee]

​@anthbart9305 or worse they say "why do you think this is funny?"

[@JIGGLYPUFFLICIOUS]

"I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANYMORE ABOUT TABLES" is the best line in the history of entertainment.

[@Kai-worldclass]

Guys.. what did I say?

[@TheWacoKidd]

How is it possible that quoting and watching this show never gets old? I've never seen something remotely this rewatchable

[@TheLukeSchnabel]

What show is this?

[@TheWacoKidd]

@@TheLukeSchnabel I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson (Netflix) And now your life will never be the same.

[@jherikomark]

It's possible because it's completely user funded! You gotta give.

[@TheWacoKidd]

​@@jherikomark When you donate it doesn't go to that! The money doesn't go to the video. Rick didn’t pay Mike “The Rock” Davis to do that video with donation funds like people are saying. Mike did that video for free! They grew up together, Rick and Mike, on the same street! They lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house!

[@wabbit8594]

@@jherikomark I used to not give, mainly because I WAS a piece of shit.

[@markolson9913]

Seems like a dream come true to have Bob Odenkirk help you lie. Then he turns it into a nightmare

[@jherikomark]

Hey I mean he helps you lie, then you gotta help him lie

[@jasonkeenan4154]

We have a rule here where if two people share an order of nachos, one person can't eat all the fully loaded nachos with all the meat and cheese.

[@jherikomark]

Whaaaaaaaat?¿

[@raiderfan2010]

"I had a cool job that I loved..." Will always be one of my favorite lines.

[@Monoxide2Dope]

You can't do that.

[@lygiabird6988]

I have to thank the creator of this video so much… I had never heard of this show before and I have 100% NEVER cried laughing so many times at a show. It’s so genius

[@scottdixon3417]

Most quotable sketch comedy ever

[@TheWacoKidd]

Most quotable anything ever. This show has replaced The Big Lebowski for me

[@cal0954]

This is even better than the Colgate comedy hour

[@bordy217]

@@cal0954 This show introduced me to TC Tuggers and I am grateful. The belly of my t shirts aren't stretched and worn out anymore!

[@cal0954]

@@bordy217 They're not a joke though

[@drewbsn]

the pauses and downward inflection of each sentence in that haunted house bit are pure genius.

[@ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN

[@Spork.]

It gets me every time idk why lmao

[@lelandrasor9678]

But what's her job!?

[@FinaBoBina]

@@lelandrasor9678 TAY-BULLZZZZ

[@Levi_Tollefson]

I laughed to the point of developing abs the first time I watched and he was screaming "Hold That Door!" and then slowly walking towards it 😂

[@tomcass921]

This has been every conversation with my friends since the show came out

[@axe2grind244]

I probably scream “IM RUINED!!!” at least 17 times a week.

[@NicoAnimation]

Christ I love how high pitched his voice gets as he says "You would have NOT liked me back then..."

[@blitz2107]

I am so tempted to yell “hold that door” at work 😂

[@samsummer8382]

Jesus did that nice old man really just house Dylans burger?

[@aronsteinn9245]

No I don’t think he did but I did see a video of Dylan say he was going to kill the president…

[@spencer2041]

Hey, I have a video of this guy saying he's going to kill the president!

[@FinaBoBina]

No! Dylan was gonna kill the president. It's not on video, but it's true

[@luke.hillis7634]

He was joking

[@KalCounty]

He's just a scared little boy

[@slackerofhell]

My one buddy and I go back and forth saying "what" to each other in a more and more upset tone and we give in and start laughing

[@StonefolkNetwork]

I hear “Do any of these…..fuckers…” in my head all the time, along with “I don’t want to be around anymore.”

[@jherikomark]

He doesn't wanna be alive anymore... He just wants to be a ghost in that house

[@paintedexpressionssogriffi1322]

Same - those two lines and 'ugh, these tables are FILTHY!!!' run through my brain a lot.

[@jaymoney522]

This man has just the right amount of sickness. He's absolutely delightful

[@TheRealPhenomS]

This video is a good apology for forgetting about "I cant know how to hear any more about tables!" In part 1

[@cal0954]

You guys know something about Tim Robinson... He gives

[@alexbrand4284]

can I tell you something?

[@Thegooman67]

@@alexbrand4284 You yelled at me

[@FinaBoBina]

I mean... You gotta give sooooo

[@ianranta6411]

I wish I would have done that “hold that door” bit at my last job.

[@theholymackerel072]

“There’s too much fuckin’ shit on me.”

[@raineyelaine]

I don’t wanna be around anymore.

[@blakewalters1001]

What does that do for the greater good?

[@TheCameraBro]

The prank is that there’s a real guy in here that’s th- that’s the new prank

[@jherikomark]

​@@raineyelaine like... You don't wanna be alive anymore?

[@feralscooter]

Anyone else can't wait for season 3 in less than 2 months? I heard they flew down Jeff Chris from Indiana to produce it professionally

[@alfiebruce8998]

“No way dude. You live like so far. Come to meee”

[@stephennicholas7095]

I quote "I'm jokin" almost every day but I'm pretty sure nobody knows what it's in reference to.

[@sanguillotine]

I quote the sketch far too often when eating with my dad

[@michaelhollingworth1757]

GIMME DAT

[@snoop4470]

"Triples of the road runner" is a favorite line of mine.

[@Matt-gs2mf]

oh good that deal went through

[@VanityOfEliCLee]

One of my favorites. "No it couldnt, youre dressed like a hot dog." "So is that guy" "...wha...oh no!"

[@ion3122]

They need another season of this!!!!

[@thefaulkness]

This show ages like a fine wine

[@qazyhoods]

I GUESS if nobody wants this "car", I'll "take it"

[@brelearnsguitar]

Summer loving episode my brothers and I quote daily. “Ahhwwww ArE yOu SuRe?🥸🥴” LOL

[@Tony-Gunk]

I live along and I'm randomly compelled to yell "Bart Harley Jarvis" every couple days

[@thelolmighty]

I was so sad to see that Tiny Dinky Daffy was pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver at the young age of 92 :(

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

"oh my god Johnny Carson just fucking hit me"

[@nicolebrown622]

“Hey Debbie what’s goin on? YOU WORE THAT DRESS YESTERDAY!”

[@DrMontrays]

I just fucking love how Tim, as a grown man, comes out literally shedding tears after the tour guide yells at him 2:22 another amazing moment

[@rootsm3]

I would kill to have a blooper reel because there’s no way they got through this shit in one take

[@melissa171799]

"I was taking 4 seconds on a 6 second piss and letting the last 2 seconds shoot straight down my leg." "What?!"

[@imsaranicetomeetyou1045]

Fri-day-night. I'm thinking that we-just-might.

[@Colinkrauss1]

2:58 speeds up to like 3 mph, just cuts to a red screen with like a horror movie trailer sound effect 😂

[@TheBlyzzrd]

2:21 "I'M NOT CHANGING THE RULES!!!" "Big fat load of c*m l, then."

[@iameric1019]

"It's ok Barbie, I'm not the Blues Brothers"

[@lochfoot]

I can’t know how to hear any more about tables!

[@lelandrasor9678]

Perfect example of a quote I think about atleast twice a week.

[@cabbagesavage6411]

I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables!

[@xpxnchyx]

You think this is slicked back?? This is PUSHED back

[@kahwigulum]

"I'm concerned your baby doesn't think people can change."

[@Moms_Spaghetti]

THIS IS THE MADDEST IVE EVER BEEN!

[@RickFoxChicken]

Well this certainly won't pass the new youtube policy with that opening scene 😂

[@bronsonscott]

I was thinking that too like how the hell did I get recommended this lol glad I did tho

[@seanhelligso6518]

The most quoted piece of media in my entire life. Somehow it always makes sense.

[@jaidemarie999]

HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR

[@dubugga]

1:25 Jesus, Saint Mary and Joseph I laughed so fucken hard that scene. Omfg.

[@LMarti13]

THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!!!!!!!

[@rikjamesguitare]

1:00 one of the hardest laughs I've had in years. He's fuckin crying and STILL asks 🤣🤣😭💀💀

[@dingus2k]

ghost tour is an absolute banger i laugh before tim even opens his mouth every time i watch that one

[@JesseJ588]

"I can't know how to hear any more about tables!" 😂

[@bobertpaulbufano4569]

The number of times I quote ITUSL and nobody gets it - so sad… Iconic masterpiece

[@alysonmcmanus2005]

You think this hair is slicked back, it’s pushed back.

[@nononononolistenlisten1]

I always be saying "do any of these...fuckers..."

[@LucaGRizzi]

"THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN"

[@Catzchiqe]

The fact that none of Patti Harrison’s lines are in here is a crime against humanity

[@YouTubeBlowsDaily]

"what's her job?" "TABLES"

[@nononononolistenlisten1]

And also "HEY HOLD THAT DOOR" when they 200 feet away

[@Jaysus777Live]

love how it cuts away mid sentence during some of the bits, killed me

[@MarvinMonroe]

LIVE FOR NEW YEARS EVE for some reason gets me

[@jimstocker6135]

I say "no coffin please, just wet wet mud." Quite often

[@ImpatientTurtle]

This and Aunty Donna are keeping me going with that bullshit absurdist insane comedy.

[@Colinkrauss1]

The uber-aggressive two-finger slam 2:10 😂😂😂

[@jordanlatter6934]

I really like this show

[@allnovieveryday]

Third one needs the charades obscure jazz expert guy in it.

[@jamis601]

I can’t know how to hear anymore about tables

[@jasper1529]

The amount of times I’ve yelled “HEYY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR”

[@a_floppy_boy1346]

My favourite quote is definitely “she just keeps eating batteries”

[@nolanmccune8982]

Thank gosh you posted this video so I don’t have to figure out how to drive my car to my job interview and can watch this instead

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I’m jokin ❗️ I’m jokin ❗️

[@shanegoldfarb3052]

Never let the party die!

[@TheWacoKidd]

Does that sound like a boring guy to you?

[@FinaBoBina]

I'm saving the party brother!

[@KingFrostt]

You think this is slicked back? this is PUSHED back

[@icarus-wings]

Fuck imagine watching this on December 31st as the ball drops?! I fuckin live for New Year’s Eve.

[@Kid_Ying]

1:05 Part of my route to work runs through the woods and has a lot of deer. I say this to myself every day. Just replace wall with woods.

[@dclarkmusic]

No coffin just wet, wet, mud

[@FinaBoBina]

Bae.

[@hrothgarnogar]

I CAN'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE 'BOUT TABLES

[@lzgnooop]

these are so so good thank you

[@000585677]

You think THIS is slicked back? This is PUSHED back!

[@7planeshane748]

Bozo DID the dub

[@illegal_Guatemalan]

At 1:26 him walking slow fucking got me so bad

[@phoenix_shade]

This is the maddest I’ve ever been

[@cdotodot]

Tim is a goddamn genius

[@jordanvanderkeyl642]

"no... I don't know how to fucking drive" "I don't know what any of this shit is" "I'm so fucking scared"

[@felixlaplante2072]

best series on netflix

[@roxygaming5968]

"You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it" and "NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, DRIVING ISN'T THE ONLY THING" speak deeply to me as an autistic person

[@alexchavez1418]

“I don’t wanna be around anymore.”