Baby Penguin Jumps on Man's Belly

[@milorodriguez3739]

"What do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?" Nothing. It's his belly now

[@justinjacobs1501]

Pretty much. He's not supposed to touch it so my assumption is he'd have to wait till it got bored and left or try standing up and hope it doesn't try and hang on.

[@sali-ali]

When a Penguin jumps on your belly you simply install Linux on your computer :D

[@CJCroen1393]

So kinda like a cat?

[@ssujica]

Snuggle party!!!

[@superbeavers7645]

OUR BELLY kzbin.info/www/bejne/i2GZm5-dpbKnh9U

[@BGMMM100]

Human: “There’s a penguin on my belly” Penguin: “I claim this land in the name of my king and all his ancestors”

[@zameeransari1530]

In the name of Emperor penguin.

[@vxntus..]

Ben M cringe

[@four-dollardiscount1723]

@@vxntus.. bro

[@15Monkes]

-- Bro, you just posted cringe man. Go re-evaluate your not poggers meme bro, you are totally a cringe normie moment

[@vxntus..]

Alcohol Hominid Funny monky haha cringe

[@iwanegerstrom4564]

That irresistible desire to just give him a warm hug 🐧

[@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427]

Wildlife laws: *stares intensely*

[@Superintendent_ChaImers]

@@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427 What're you in for? I robbed a bank with a loaded weapon. What're you in for? I gave a penguin a hug.

[@TFZ.]

@@imokguysivetoldyoutoomanyt2427 Wait... Is THAT SERIOUSLY ILLEGAL?

[@danbrown5840]

You're not allowed to "interact" with wildlife there. The guy doing the waving fingers was cutting it close. It's an infraction, you can be fined

[@TFZ.]

@@danbrown5840 That's just sad... I admit, I dont know what situation brought such a law into existence, but on the surface level it seems somewhat rediculous...

[@felixfarside1210]

"Now, we're not allowed to interfere with the wildlife in any way..." Penguin: NOTICE ME!

[@dominichines9996]

They kind of failed once the penguins noticed them

[@requiem762]

"Don't interact with the penguins." Penguin - "INTERACT WITH ME, COWARD."

[@madnesz2462]

when the penguin suddenly becomes a weeb: notice me senpai

[@kaydenlewis9246]

@@dominichines9996 not really, its the equivalent of penguins finding walruses,

[@desireer6915]

@@requiem762 lmao 😂

[@potionseller8943]

I feel like antarctic research consists mostly of laying on a rocky beach and playing with the baby animals

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

*Antarctic

[@potionseller8943]

Brenton Taylor you’re right but my point still stands Also I’ll fix that

[@benocq]

They wish. They aren’t allowed to play with them because they don’t want the animals thinking of humans as a source of food, protection or affection.

[@Jcrafter13]

Sign me up please

[@MrElmo54321]

I wanna be a source of affection

[@denjithechainsaw9769]

Man: "So what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?" Penguin: "Heh. Heh."

[@christinav7948]

Ren Amamiya yes. i was looking for this comment.

[@Eblis840]

@@christinav7948 heh heh😂

[@l1ghtg30gd7]

*video ends*

[@kevinbaid2351]

Lol I thought his friend laughed!

[@liltone9614]

Boris: you want a cup of tea?

[@Lilswamphag]

There are fewer people who can claim that a baby penguin jumped on their belly than there are people who can claim to have climbed every tall mountain. In fact, more people have been in space than there have been people who've had a baby penguin on their belly. This person was/is, in this, truly unique.

[@madeofmandrake1748]

Maybe a wild penguin, I'm sure there were/are some zookeepers and wildlife rehabbers that have felt the same joy.

[@remipoujoulat7759]

I am one of those peoples

[@shawncalabrese4041]

Penguins are at many zoos. It’s much more common than your brain can comprehend

[@SurfingInternet]

Mate thinks he knows everything that has happened in history

[@tchort6699]

i stand on a pepsi bottle

[@Yenrei]

Penguin: *_The weak should fear the strong._*

[@dchittaz]

Yenrei best comment

[@3bigbignig-abandoned]

So who's the weak here?

[@artemreinhart747]

Only the penguins truly know... عبد البر آل سيّد

[@jesuschrist3000ADHD]

This really is the message

[@oldworldblues4953]

Sion?

[@TheBackrooms_]

Actual Title: Penguin asserts dominance over human

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

It ain't do T-pose man, so.... I'm not sure

[@yourgrandpa2539]

instant dominance

[@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1]

Hah penguins literally do the T-pose for walking.

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

@@AratakiBullPowerSiddo1 They teach dominance into humanity even before we exist....

[@grandhierophantkhatep685]

I thought the exact thing

[@anthonylim151]

the amount of pure will power you have to have to not touch them

[@technopanda1018]

Anthony Lim I was thinking the same thing

[@joeyenochs9469]

Well, by law you cannot interact with animals in protected areas. So, it is not that he doesn’t touch it. He just can’t physically move to touch it. It can touch him all it wants though.

[@anthonylim151]

Joey Enochs I think you missed the point but okay

[@CaToRi-]

Totally agree. If it was me, I will hug him, kiss him and tell I will taking him homeeeee 🥰. That’s why I can’t go there ☹️

[@intj1434]

Even if it was illegal and i knew it was...it would still KILL me to not be able to touch them. Oh gawd look at that floofy belly I want to cry

[@robertacolarette1594]

Oh if I was there, what a temptation to hug and pet that cute little penguin.

[@babysroundhead]

Yesss very bad😩😩😩😩

[@adamrmoss]

Eh, don’t worry about it, just pet them if you’re in this situation. They’re basically pre-domesticated.

[@BassFish111]

It’s illegal

[@lettus143]

I just wanna kiss that fluffy lil belly

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Me: *pets pengu* (SIRENS)

[@cameront2616]

The video was exactly what the title said and I couldn’t be happier

[@rikoTT]

And this is where im the first comment say quack quack

[@kepeep5066]

quack quack

[@spacegolemn7105]

quack quack

[@friendlyreminder3280]

Quack quack

[@tetris_cube3397]

quack quack

[@sigmatic__]

"I have conquered you petty humans"

[@JD-ud9qt]

Hahaha, this deserves a pin!

[@joshuakim5240]

Theoretically speaking, would it be possible for something to conquer humanity by being too cute to ever want to fight against?

[@Callofmuts]

Initial thoughts

[@zacharytsai2043]

joshua kim cats and dogs.

[@joshuakim5240]

@@zacharytsai2043 Oh come on, don't be silly. For those, we only groom them, pamper them, give them free homes/food/medicine, pick up their poop and...oh...oh my god...

[@alstonmiller212]

Penguin was like “ I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR MY PENGUIN EMPIRE !! “

[@Dud3itsj3ff]

alstonmiller212 this is the comment I was looking for! 👌

[@ANabih-uo3zy]

All hail the penguin motherland

[@croppersadventures2806]

You missed the opportunity to say "I claim this land for the emperor penguin"...

[@RXdash78]

I have conquered the humans' strongest warrior. Spread the word that the world is now mine.

[@tasertag7513]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[@TheRealDirtyDanIsIn]

I love their little penguin calls, those little purrs are adorable.

[@arcticfoxgaming1488]

"It's over human. I have the high ground!"

[@leonidas0242]

Human: "I am the high ground "

[@symbiotesoda1148]

Leonidas 024 Aw man, you beat me to the punch.

[@timothyjennings9520]

"you underestimate my power" (proceeds to destroy entire planet).

[@McSuperfly101]

“Penguins are black and white” “Only a Sith deals in absolutes”

[@Solid_Snake99]

He should have started building

[@Krazykitty001]

"He's trying to jump on my belly. You're gonna have to jump higher" *Self roast*

[@justus4167]

...those are rare😂

[@cheese17740]

@@justus4167 i was gonna say that! 😒 lol :)

[@mcpeepster]

Lol

[@mtmarrowthegamer6079]

😂

[@Meaw1229]

It took me a minute to get the joke 😂😂😂😂

[@christianpuga9424]

Penguin: *trying to assert dominance* Everyone: aww so cute

[@stefan1924]

That's what they all say before they get horribly mauled.

[@beanhunter4647]

@@stefan1924 if it was an emperor pengu, sure but a fucking child cannot maul you

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

@@beanhunter4647 _joke_

[@amairplanebrrrpppptttttt9094]

@@beanhunter4647 I'm pretty sure he's taking about the baby Penguins getting mauled

[@Meechoffa30]

@@beanhunter4647 I'd beat an emperor penguins ass

[@Cpl.Clawhammer]

H.P. Lovecraft’s personal sleep paralysis demon (he was afraid of penguins) 0:37

[@virgiljericho664]

Seriously? It’s because they’re black isn’t it.

[@Cpl.Clawhammer]

@ also weird music and air-conditioning

[@sven9900]

context?

[@ericglaeser4184]

He was afraid of literally anything

[@Cpl.Clawhammer]

@ Dude literally wrote a short story about how he thought air-conditioning was spooky.

[@kylesimpson6729]

Achievement unlocked: Don't pet the penguin.

[@pere1229]

Reward:"MEGA DEPRESSION"

[@notxvexorr4379]

Achievement unlocked: Belly of the beast

[@parkeralan19]

impossible

[@milkytea2624]

I would of instantly pet it .-. Wouldn’t even care if I lost my job it was *worth it*

[@slightlycookedbread]

The penguin just wanted to know what games he had on his phone you could even hear it say “aye bro you got club penguin?”

[@jamesmartin9401]

Let's all just stop and consider how delightfully ridiculous the phrase, "I've got a penguin standing on my belly," is.

[@uglyhorseE]

Almost as ridiculous as, there's a platypus controlling me.

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

@@uglyhorseE don't stop!

[@uglyhorseE]

@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Well I would if I was able

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

@@uglyhorseE oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down!

[@memetrain1572]

Didn't know there are people that didn't know about Phineas and ferb

[@spoilsburytoastboi1535]

*Guy* : "so what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?" *Me* : "Pet.. The.. Penguin...

[@osamaal-humaimidi1481]

Squish . That . Penguin

[@andreamaul1603]

@@osamaal-humaimidi1481 n.o.

[@osamaal-humaimidi1481]

@@andreamaul1603 o really really really hope you at least understood my reference 😂

[@andreamaul1603]

@@osamaal-humaimidi1481 no I dont, can you tell me about it?

[@osamaal-humaimidi1481]

@@andreamaul1603 this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXKql6ttmqdmnaM

[@captain_commenter8796]

Bro will have the greatest story to tell it’s parents: “So what you do today?” *“I asserted dominance over the blubber giants”*

[@JorgetePanete]

its*

[@jasonhaven7170]

Don't use AAVE

[@RoseDylan228]

@@jasonhaven7170 None of that was AAVE. LMAO.

[@jasonhaven7170]

@@RoseDylan228 It is, that's a sentence structure in AAVE

[@Zwizard247]

Penguin: "Mom, Dad, can we keep him" Parents: "No, thats a human, you dont know what diseases they have"

[@Piledriver86]

Answer: A lot, but none that affect penguins

[@DANGJOS]

Hi, I'm your 300th like.

[@RecoveringChristian]

Chlamydia and gonorrhea and maybe some herps

[@mnnwdr]

@@RecoveringChristian thats gonnarare

[@bud389]

Ironic, considering Penguins are extremely susceptible to disease.

[@Ben-cw2ey]

“I claim this human as my own”

[@aydenknowsbest-2921]

🤣

[@slothcakq1308]

@Broly the sarcastic savage aslo Penguin: jejjeejjjejejejejjeejej *_evil laughs_*

[@John_Dusty]

**in defense, the wild human... burns the fucking planet*

[@CC.07]

John **posted by the amazon gang**

[@thalmoragent9344]

John True, true!

[@mozzinator]

Penguin be like 'Hippity Hoppity you are now my Property"

[@bringthesprite]

Aww mann a penguin

[@RPandorus]

~ *Gets penguin flag out and stakes it into the man* ~ Penguin: This is now my land. Who's next? 😈

[@blazedinfernape886]

Penguin? Aww man..

[@Adriel_HD]

Blazed Infernape now we back in the land- Man’s here on his back as I plant.a.flag plant-plant a flag

[@Ezzahh]

Fitz 😂

[@aff77141]

"Now that's really close" The penguin: *heavy breathing*

[@EarlJamesBugatan]

Man: 🤨

[@nine7937]

It's over hooman, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

[@genesisacevedo1095]

@Xergyo Salgado not getting the reference i see?

[@Null-941]

Penguin: you underestimate my powaaa!

[@nine7937]

@@Null-941 that would be the human talking I think. Now: Penguin: Don't try it, Hooman...

[@nine7937]

@Xergyo Salgado HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@henrywedekind5754]

Rest in peace anakin Skywalker

[@gozdenur9776]

“I’ve got a penguin standing on my belly.” This man might be the only human being who said these words.

[@Zoggard]

Not for long...

[@Freiya2011]

I'm a bit envious!

[@DirtPerson]

Nah, I bet that happened during the Shackleton Expedition. The sailors write about how the penguins would walk right up to them and even wander into camp. Made hunting them so easy that much of their diet was penguin. They say that penguin meat is exceptionally greasy, and they all got tired of it pretty quick.

[@Zoggard]

@@DirtPerson I've heard of that voyage

[@DirtPerson]

@@Zoggard It's a really great story. For two years these dudes are stranded in the ice wastes of Antarctica. A few of them rig a lifeboat with a sail and go on an all-or-nothing sea voyage on across some of the roughest waters in the world to go find help. They succeed. Not a single person died during the whole experience. Ironically, most of the crew were drafted when the returned home to Britain and died in the trenches during WW1. :(

[@dr.jackbright3920]

"I have a penguin on my belly" Says the man. *Jealousy intensifies*

[@CenturianEagle]

Jeremy Stringer haha like imagine he was FUMING, lmao, that’s what I pictured when you said that, like it intensified hardcore. “I got a penguin on my belly.” Then the other dude starts turning red and gritting is teeth and looking all angry and shakey and shit hahahahaha

[@BassGuitarGuy128]

You want a penguin? I can get you a penguin, believe me. There are ways dude, you don't want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a penguin by 3 O'clock this afternoon, on your belly.

[@sasig5215]

Jeremy Stringer envy*

[@commentwar7949]

@@BassGuitarGuy128 yeah I can give him a baby penguin if I want to cuz im gonna give him a baby penguin when he wants to cuz im gonna give him a baby penguin when I can cuz I can give both y'all baby penguins when I can give you baby penguin when I can afford one

[@IREALLYLIKEPIES]

Dr Jack Nathaniel bright For the last time STOP showing this video to the 05 council we will *not* provide you with a pet penguin

[@shangobunni5]

The penguin’s feathers look like fur. So weird. Cute baby penguin. Thanks for sharing! ❤

[@JubioHDX]

all baby penguins have fluffy down feathers, they dont take their first swim until they all shed off in adulthood

[@alpha3836]

Smol Penguin: **Clearly asserting dominance* This guy: Haha this cute little fella jumped on my belly.

[@siggybuttbrain7026]

Smelly egg pooper I’ll fucking punt it

[@diabelskiananas8679]

How do you imagine penguins asserting dominance by jumping on others? Also this fella is too young for that.

[@alpha3836]

@@diabelskiananas8679 He's like: (in soft cute voice) Hey human! Give me fish or else I'll gouge your eyes out!

[@diabelskiananas8679]

@@alpha3836 violence and biting and chomping and kill

[@siggybuttbrain7026]

@@diabelskiananas8679 true i doubt the penguin's actually asserting dominance. just looking around, might be getting warm.

[@sa_ma_ri_ea928]

Me the entire time: " touch the penguin, pet the penguin, love the penguin"

[@DiegoGames-yf5vr]

I'm pretty sure they arent allowed to do that

[@charliemayers4145]

DiegoGames9872 yeah true. But im pretty sure they do anyways. Just not when they’re recording

[@DiegoGames-yf5vr]

@@charliemayers4145 I read that people whos job is to take photos of animals cant touch them so the animals wont bond with humans and stay wild

[@DiegoGames-yf5vr]

@@charliemayers4145 this can also lead to some wonky photos,like the animals laying on top of the person

[@charliemayers4145]

DiegoGames9872 like i said, what you read is true, but they still touch them anyways. I used to work at the zoo and we weren’t allowed to “touch” certain animals, but we did anyways, including the penguins. And we had more restrictions than researchers, they don’t have anyone in their back watching

[@youi8236]

The jealousy on the other man’s eye looking at the penguin jumping on his belly 😂

[@lorenzo1843]

Now I feel sad for him 😂😭😭😭

[@setsyoufree8]

He represents everyone watching this video. 😂

[@mayflower2370]

It's Chris Cornell

[@annamariaottaviani5506]

Jealous me too 😁😁😁😁😁

[@margaretzhu4553]

Ngl Imma be jealous too 😅

[@orchidcreme]

i love how encouraging the man is with the penguin as it was initially trying to climb onto his stomach.

[@shadowlag55]

Penguin on his belly be like: "Today, this man. Tomorrow, humanity!".

[@renxi_11]

12

[@Scato-q9v]

16

[@ydobona2835]

18

[@Shirokuruse]

@@ghostify8515 lol wtf 19

[@inyoface05]

twenty

[@michaelsong5555]

How many of you felt the urge to just... hug that penguin?

[@YourlocalBee340]

Image how much the guy wanted to hug the penguin! XD

[@12roses8]

Raises ✋

[@Kokorocodon]

All of us, but you can't hug every wild animal you see. They are not pets.

[@michaelsong5555]

@@Kokorocodon I never said anything about keeping the penguin. It's just an urge to hug something that adorable. As long as the danger is minimal, and it won't affect the natural habitat of the animal, I don't see why not.

[@Kokorocodon]

@@michaelsong5555 And i never said something about keeping the penguin either... I would have the urge to hug the penguin aswell, but hugging an wild animal is to teach it to trust humans, and that's dangerous. Is like teaching an wolf to go seek a hug from the first armed human hunter he sees in the forest. That's why you CAN but you shouldn't hug every animal you have the urge to.

[@typhlosionisbest]

Lol, I love how he encouraged the penguin and it actually jumped!

[@flarecoils1573]

I approve of that name of yours.

[@quentincole3405]

typhlosionisbest that piplup is all up on yo turf whatcha gonna do ? 😂

[@OneLynnK]

Think about that, he encouraged the penguin and it jumped, wrong choice of words?

[@toastymouse8230]

Epicduck, what?????

[@summerf6022]

Epicduck Games 🎶Don't Push me cause I am close to da edge🎶

[@jadlad9666]

I'm so proud of him!!! What a good jump 🐧

[@joelbellJB]

Thanks! I appreciate.

[@Benjamin_0fficial]

Dude: what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly? Penguin: Smile and wave boys... smile and wave..

[@theidioticbunny2979]

*69*

[@gdtacos7082]

169

[@Space_Man909]

Lol

[@DhampirParadox]

I read it in his voice 😆

[@notsakk]

869

[@vampisemi]

The guy in the background seems so jealous...

[@bungarin4041]

Turkey Juice he wants to be on that belly too

[@n0xn0x_]

+Bunga Rin HAHAHAHAHA

[@deaokr]

Bunga Rin 😂😂😂😂

[@lanonardolanonardo4894]

I mean, who doesn't?

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Turkey Juice I would be fucking jealous too if my friend would get to have a penguin chillin on his belly

[@-Tidgy]

"What do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?" Penguin: 'Make Minecraft villager noises'

[@bandanachatterjee7343]

Alas! Baby :I love u dady Dady:Thank u son

[@liamsandt505]

I actually laughed out loud at this comment

[@-Tidgy]

@@liamsandt505 good 😊 glad I made you laugh

[@user-xb8kh3yc9q]

Creeper, Awww man 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗 📗⬛⬛📗📗⬛⬛📗 📗⬛⬛📗📗⬛⬛📗 📗📗📗⬛⬛📗📗📗 📗📗⬛⬛⬛⬛📗📗 📗📗⬛⬛⬛⬛📗📗 📗📗⬛📗📗⬛📗📗 📗📗📗📗📗📗📗📗

[@xellowjune1753]

Course people still play minecraft bruh

[@kefkapalazzo1]

of all the people posting on the damn internet every second of every day... this is still hard to find. what a blessing for this guy thank for sharing

[@medalgearsalad1419]

"That's one small step for penguin, one giant leap for penguinkind."

[@Grey_World1]

Your username is funny MedalGearSalad.

[@huuuhhhlulululul5052]

lol

[@harveyspecter1855]

Where is this from ? I recognise it. Ah shit I don't remember.

[@harveyspecter1855]

@Mahima Bhat ah yes I remember now. Thank you.

[@onestepfromsuccess]

@Mahima Bhat unfuckingbelievable that you have to actually explain the quote to this new, retarded, hopeless generation

[@Karuminu2]

He's saying "Look at my fluffy belly!!"

[@axelgil1083]

Who? The guy or the penguin? XD

[@cloud3908]

plushii nobody bruh that shit just hella cringe 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@CatRonz]

@@cloud3908 no but seriously who hurt you?

[@cloud3908]

CatRonz nobody bruh that shit just hella cringey 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@nikki11111]

killerapprentice r/entitledwhoosh

[@akaviral5476]

"KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS" "It seems, according to my calculations, that if the flubber ball has accepted my reign upon his belly he will submit to me forever more." "Fan-TASTIC"

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

😂😂😂

[@SanguiniCore]

It's kowalski *analysis*

[@penguinkid3178]

Ah yes childhood memories

[@muadibadder3345]

"are you sure Skippah? " "agablaghblahwrararahblagh...belly"

[@Nikolectron]

“Cute and cuddly boys, cute and cuddly.”

[@ElenaKomleva]

How could you resist petting him! He is so soft!

[@issadraco532]

i gotta admit, buddy does have some nice feathers. very fluffy.

[@togeluga_the_cat]

wild-life photoghraper laws where giving him a death stare just by him waving his fingers

[@Exath8630]

As far as I know, there's a rule to not interact or intervene with any animals for wildlife photographer so that the balance in nature don't be disturbed. For example, saving a deer from a wolf might be heroic but that also means one more hungry wolf. Such is nature, so it's in best interest to interact as less as possible except in extraordinary circumstances. That's why most of the unique interactions by wildlife photographer started by the wildlife approaching them on its own instead of them initiating contact. Idk about petting though, but I also think it was best to let the penguin did whatever they wanted until it satisfied its curiosity and become bored and left asap on its own.

[@videt7459]

Because he isn't a pet or a toy, he's a wild animal and deserves to be respected as such.

[@wanderingseth]

And the beak is so sharp

[@wegwerfacc7097]

Researcher: *has belly* Penguin: It's free real estate!

[@CODJoma]

Wegwerf Acc I’m your 1000th like!

[@lsixa]

More like, hipity hopity this belly now is my property

[@hans3221]

Lmao

[@unreal_taxi]

Congrats, Jim Boonie!

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

Thanks for making me laugh! 😀😂

[@ifiinch]

*_NOOT NOOT!_*

[@firstname7606]

iiNebula how did I know this was gonna be in the comments

[@megapillow1]

Fun fact, Pingu is not actually saying noot noot, he's actually saying nuug nuug Im not joking

[@991yugioh]

iiNebula Oh Hi! Didn't think to see you here.

[@choickenhla]

iiNebula I really need to point this out. While I was browsing through the KissAnime recommendations, I saw Pingu. So Pingu is an anime. Has that already been pointed out?

[@rileysmiith4216]

iiNebula that the sound of the police

[@TopHatLucario]

"IT'S OVER, ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"

[@unlimitedpower8]

TopHatLucario hello there

[@Ben_Kimber]

"EVERYTHING ENDS, THE PEACEFUL IS WILLING TO! THE GEOGRAPHY THAT I STANDS COMPARES YOU SUPERIOR!" "YOU UNDERRATED MY ABILITY!" "IS!" (Star War: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West)

[@Kayabaya-vp8yd]

Detective Pikachu don't try it....

[@gabethebabe3337]

Ben Kimber I was old

[@daruhorblackwater5023]

God bless you

[@IshmaelDoe]

this is the last footage from Joel, he didn't make it, the cuteness is too much

[@cosminctc]

Penguin: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"

[@Corrubris]

@@LiterallySpikeSpiegel dont try it

[@pbee.njayay444]

@@LiterallySpikeSpiegel Are you glad there was no sand in the video

[@arghadeepchoudhury7250]

Or high belly ( proud penguin noises)

[@therealsoul666]

"I AM the high ground!"

[@RoninMilli]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

[@_AQUILA]

British empire claiming an island in the Pacific ocean. 1801AD (colourised).

[@Soverlo03]

Underrated

[@ao4-stzf]

@@Soverlo03 very

[@tomnook9270]

trash meme

[@ahort]

Thomas TY | Every meme is _supposed_ to be a trash meme.

[@yagesh287]

come to Reddit, KZbin doesn't deserve good comments like this

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The kindest way for a penguin to tell a man to lose some weight.

[@jsstier1782]

true true

[@thehunter5989]

everywhere I go, I see your face.

[@Js-ld5er]

So you have appeared

[@kaia-.-2470]

Lmaoo 😭

[@annoyingPoe15]

Mustache man

[@kerrybaldino8826]

Guys, we need more of these talking warm rocks. Will be great to sleep on in the winter!

[@dannybenhur6123]

KZbin: This is so good, let me recommend this 7 years later...

[@hopenoneya8161]

Same

[@DANINJUNE]

You mean 8

[@lifelessjelly_3868]

@@DANINJUNE Im sorry but did you come from the future?

[@DANINJUNE]

LifelessJelly _ yes negroid

[@Beluga5742]

Idem 😂 but too cute

[@Gboy163]

“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!”

[@vanz681]

"You underestimate my power!"

[@biggusdickus661]

"It's over Penguinakin,I have the high ground"

[@LilyTheMuggle]

Yes. Just yes.

[@infam441]

@SenpaiReitz "AHHHHHHHHHH"

[@sergiorubens8475]

@@biggusdickus661 *WHEZZE*

[@Joesmho23]

He looks very proud of himself. As he should be.

[@scintillam_dei]

Not proud at all. Just confident.

[@FactStorm]

That hop and dominance over a human should be something it should be proud of lmao

[@joelbellJB]

@@scintillam_deioh I was very proud!

[@scintillam_dei]

@@joelbellJB Impostor. Hellywood corrupts all it touches.

[@joelbellJB]

@@scintillam_dei do not disrespect the penguin, you’ll regret it…

[@scarletjester7831]

You may not be allowed to touch the animals, but absolutely nothing is really stopping the animals from touching you

[@dr.altoclef9255]

And they will exercise that right. Consistently.

[@pascati9936]

"I've done it! I've conquered man!"

[@deadaccount2623]

One small step for Penguin, one large leap for Penguin kind.

[@dudeyourthesexiestmanalivebut]

Im-P-ulse “now the world.....”

[@WhyName]

Im-P-ulse but the jokes on him. There are much fatter men out there. Good luck conquering those.

[@c4ptain4iperfish4]

Your icon fits your comment so well

[@zennle231]

I ruined the 666 likes

[@cupcakeourlord]

Fun fact: Since penguins have no natural predators on land they dont fear humans. Thats why they arent running away from these guys.

[@TheAveragePalico]

Apart from skuas but yeah

[@user-jq1sy9sh4v]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6epgWlteq6MrNE

[@trollzynisaacjohan1793]

@@user-jq1sy9sh4v duck your banana roll

[@commandoclo]

Well there are some that prey on chicks. It’s more Antarctic penguins only encountered humans for the first time about 150 years ago. They don’t really know what we are, so unlike most other animals they’ve no instinct to be feared of us.

[@sevothtartesama18]

@@commandoclo “they don’t know what we are” ... man that hit me. I know how you meant it, but it really hits hard when you think what we do.

[@lucyk.5163]

You gotta have a willpower made of vibranium to stop yourself from petting and hugging those floofies... I know you’re not supposed to interact with wildlife but they are just so cute!!!

[@gofishglobal7919]

Floofies!!

[@lucyk.5163]

Miles Codias Lol it’s a Madagascar reference, because of the penguins :) Pretty sure Alex the lion called his teddy bear Floofie in one of the movies!

[@FalandraAoC]

I could not resist petting its belly, it's probably so soft with all the baby feathers >.

[@thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603]

@@notinsane4165 all that because you wanted to pet a penguin lmao

[@thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603]

@@notinsane4165 *YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH THAT FUCKING PENGUIN BRO*

[@dennisdelatorre3998]

100% not clickbaait. 100% not nudity. 100% non violence. 100% baby penguin on your belly

[@WarnerKov]

Technically, the penguin is naked.

[@dennisdelatorre3998]

@@WarnerKov nuh uh he aint, he got them feathers as clothes sooo

[@macmac8249]

100% True….(Great Comment)….Mac

[@dennisdelatorre3998]

@@macmac8249 oh hell yeah, its a mac 10 right here!

[@j_shelby_damnwird]

100% Pure Love

[@redDL89]

what the video doesn't show is that the penguin came back later with a flag and erected it on his belly to lay claim to it.

[@femoman]

"I claim this land for Antarctica!"

[@MazHem]

Michael Welsh "Do you have a flaaag?"

[@nightrunner9375]

"There will be TP for every man!"

[@3stans936]

redDL89 lol

[@localfoolthecreature]

redDL89 the penguin made its own independent country.

[@josh9220]

I think he just said "I'm king of the world"

[@reddgambit2216]

"i have conquered you puny human"

[@Biuzinhu]

ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@josh9220]

RG - Gameplay 😂😂😂

[@greenfrogg565]

Josh because jumping on a small guys belly makes you king of the world

[@cheesebro7178]

1 th like!

[@sweetilleyad]

"I have conquered you human! Bwahaha!"

[@user-ru5pu8my3y]

"Oh look at human! Lemme just climb on top of you-"

[@moonke77]

Cringe thread 2k17

[@vroomkaboom108]

"Duuuuuuuuuude Your feathers are like So fucking weird man"

[@LichlordKazam]

Now i understand why norway knighted a penguin. They are born conquerors!

[@jasontodd4461]

Azhar Ansari yeah it's cringe when you have the last name of a shitty ass comedian.

[@yashnigam2704]

There are more people who went to space or climbed Mount Everest than who get to say, "There's a penguin standing on my belly". What a lucky man!!

[@NyleTrewTattoos]

Penguin: "I HAVE CONQUERED THE HOOMAN"

[@AlPootis]

"I WILL NOW GET LOTS OF FISH FOR REWARD" " *He he.... These fools.. I'll conquer the world.. I'll take ALL their fish, and my brain will be twice as big...* " "Prepare yourself, hoomans.. We are coming! We will beat the cuteness of birbs. WE WILL SURPASS THE COCKATIELS!"

[@MeMe-better_than_you]

Wandering Dude ...

[@AlPootis]

@@MeMe-better_than_you Don't come closer, you don't wanna be eaten!

[@justalittlerest]

Wandering Dude ‘Tism.

[@AlPootis]

@@justalittlerest ?

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

Cameraman: "So what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?" Penguin: "Huh? Ha!"

[@oceanman9686]

Yo mista is that you?.

[@00MrPanda00]

What a funny joke.

[@patootie3529]

@@00MrPanda00 why, yes, indeed it is. Thank you for pointing that out

[@totygamer2548]

@@00MrPanda00 Yup it is a funny joke, good observation!

[@jizukixa_kuronoyuichiro]

@@00MrPanda00 yes, yes it is

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

“You can do it penguin.” We all need a hype man like this little penguin got.

[@Staygoofy243]

Watch it again you must love this vid

[@longWriter]

I was just hoping the penguin wasn't about to poop---in zoos, it seems like the penguins are always climbing onto the highest object they can to poop.

[@unhommequicourt]

Penguin is like : "I'm at the top of the world!" Human : "No you're just at the top of my belly..." Penguin : "But you're my whole world bro..." -"Bro..."

[@apoof4528]

b r o

[@alientooth9125]

baby girl can't you see Lol sorry this Song is from Cuco

[@seniorsqueakers9537]

Brooo

[@pretenuille5635]

bro...

[@titavaughns7698]

🤣🤣💀 Clever

[@DrErikNefarious]

Not now, Gunter.

[@theentirepopulationofcanda9404]

Dr.ErikNefarious Gunter why did you gunt my fries XD

[@prestongarvy8743]

Dr.ErikNefarious *GUNTER IS PREGERS*

[@deadaccount2623]

Ice King is mad at Gunter.

[@ahzlos8479]

Dr.ErikNefarious thank you for thus comment

[@KittyPrydeVFX]

Penguin: [baby penguin noises] Cameraman: What do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly? Penguin: Hahh, ha.

[@FanofRvB]

"Assuming control of this form".

[@fuckyoutubecomments7530]

FanofRvB ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[@biccnesse]

*_penguin noises intensify_*

[@Lislio]

Greetings fellow moderator

[@user-jg3yx8yu4l]

😂😂😂

[@noahneely1852]

Penguin: I have slayed this beast

[@TonyEnglandUK]

_"And now he's going to find out what I jumped on his belly in order to do"_

[@LL-qq4go]

Wow the new Jurassic Park looks amazing!

J V Sorry to break your dreams but this is just a fan made trailer

[@SecondEvilEx]

Jake Paul ur a rude piece of lettuce m8

Alicia MacFarlane and ur a jew

[@johndoherty487]

Are those the new spinosaurus in the Jurassic World 2?

[@slatespok]

Yeah i know, so hyped !!!!

[@carlmike94]

...we need more penguin videos

[@OnionChoppingNinja]

amen to that!

[@fdgdhdrbrd3030]

Merengue PerSempre they are birds that can't fly. so I wouldn't necessarily say flawless.

[@jordanbrown1032]

Merengue PerSempre puffin.

[@AwesomeSaucePictures]

We need them to honor my grandma Penny's memory.

[@hotpocketoverlord7800]

Carlmike94 and seals too.

[@vitalic_drms]

NOOT NOOT

[@Todomo]

Yesss

[@Magress117]

Boi

[@TheIndogamer]

gear drop **nooting intensifies to infinity plus one**

[@ragnhildmd5063]

"PIIINGU PIIIINGU"

[@Gameboy1998BETA2]

>likes comments > 666 likes now Am I the devil?

[@HypeMaster1473]

That penguin has achieved the high ground!

[@normajeansherer568]

The man with the belly has been blessed.

[@joeloleson]

Norma jean Sherer Yes he has.

[@LegendarySparantus]

" The man *with* the belly " lol

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@@LegendarySparantus As opposed to the man without the belly? LOL

[@weiwei4804]

*the penguins belly you mean

[@freeziboi3249]

What kind of scary-ass men came to your birthdays.

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

It's all fun and games until the Penguin starts to Tap dance on your stomach

[@flightthroughcouragenotwin7171]

Happy feet 😁😂😂

[@abandonedaccount123]

then its parents come on with it

[@sentaukrai]

That...actually sounds awesome.

[@mreeeee8426]

Happy Feet!

[@tianyuliu2512]

and then the real fun and games begin

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

"A small jump for a penquin. But a leap for Penguinity"

[@wowzers2051]

this is amazing

[@noyes1382]

“So what do you do when a penguin jumps on your belly?” Penguin: *”haegh. haeugh.”*

[@goldneko]

that penguin got some nice lipstick

[@deadaccount2623]

Gold Neko Omg you made the Flamingo meme.

[@kingluck2011]

Nice pfp

[@praveensharma9893]

It's the blood of his victims

[@Bonebounder93]

I'd smash

[@danielaflow3189]

its Chanel lipstick

[@durgaapatil7275]

"My dad has a gold tooth." "Well, my dad had a baby penguin on his belly."

[@nonamechannl]

this sounds so wrong

[@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL]

@@nonamechannl how

[@lick28]

@@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL probably misread on as in.

[@motzie9754]

“My dad has diabetes” - the one girl

[@myrrhamaiasaura109]

@@motzie9754 ah yes I remember that video

[@MyOwnWrld999]

Why is nobody talking about how this is a 7 year old vid with actual good quality

[@donjohn2239]

Well.. Most people who go to places like Antarctica are mostly for research and expeditions. So they will be very well equipped.

[@BlurryDoggo]

@4 P wise words

[@johnettastevens4906]

You must be a little kid talking like that. You have no clue what shitty vid quality actually means. 🤣🤣🤣

[@protalukoriginal4560]

Its 2013 bruh.

[@beanslinger4616]

@@johnettastevens4906 Im a Zoomer, i understand what piss poor video quality is.

[@mjremy2605]

The mouth is as red as a salmon. What a cutie. I'd be petting that penguin, unable to resist. So sweet and fluffy.

[@RedHeavy-]

Meanwhile on penguin youtube: “VERY cozy hooman”

[@elkheyou4061]

I'm the 1k like

[@miyamotomusashi3968]

Its called penguintube

[@garlicbreadstick404]

@@miyamotomusashi3968 no its called OURTUBE **BASS BOOSTED USSR THEME PLAYS* Ok now that i think about it it sounds really gay now

[@no-qm4ug]

hilarious

[@calicobagels]

@@garlicbreadstick404 I have no idea what you just said but NICE

[@jetfowl]

"There is a penguin trying to jump onto my belly." Your life is now complete.

[@andysim232]

Another video of a horrific attack by wildlife. Almost as bad as the cute baby seal attack video.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

If it is cute, it is plotting your demise and will attack at any time.

[@Ben_Kimber]

OmniscientWarrior So we must deal with it.

[@SecondEvilEx]

Flappy Paddle this was too gruesome to watch

[@umcaraqualquer3640]

Flappy Paddle Too much gore in one video...

[@nitronikolai]

I know it so NSFL

[@quahmeilrobinson7953]

Penguins are so adorable

[@givemeoats]

His belly looks so sof and fluffy

[@KrishnaDasLessons]

Super Pony 3 Why are you everywhere

[@audreyn1996]

Krishna Das I agree

[@tanzeli1998]

Ikr the penguine's too

[@nethaye]

Super Pony 3 he is so floffy and smol

[@audreyn1996]

Hate IncarNate what

[@smockydevil]

That's a real Emperor Penguin!! He conquered your belly...

[@155chipmunkz]

It’s a gentoo. Different coloring.

[@zeusgaming3788]

r/woooosh

[@andrescd9327]

Penguin's British probably.

[@mortalclown3812]

@@155chipmunkz Love this breed... and their vocalizations.🐧💕

[@joneluvslactose]

@@zeusgaming3788 why... WHY!?

[@datgio4951]

“Okay Now its really close” *YOU DIED*

[@fumoyuuka3117]

Wait, rumia?

[@michaellam2508]

Demon's/Dark Souls reference?

[@JohnCena-ep2mz]

@@michaellam2508 this

[@pointblank0303]

Who knew that 12years later this is exactly what I needed to see today

[@mmwyatt73]

“So what do you do when a penguin jumps in your belly” *FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL*

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

CHA LA, HEAD CHA LA

[@rockybrown7678]

mmwyatt73 stfu weeb

[@jordancromwell]

@@rockybrown7678 STFU BITCH

[@kerrychristensen7204]

😂 👍👍

[@paulloarca3921]

@@rockybrown7678 STFU

[@renardfou594]

"what in the south pole are you DOING private?!?!?"

[@2pointSummer]

I was your 666th like. you're welcome.

[@tobimakkura]

@@2pointSummer haaaaaail Satan

[@PerkingKimchiman]

Human: "Exists" Penguin: "Its FREE REAL ESTATE!"

[@adarshkamoda9183]

*Faces camera and smirks*

[@alexcrawford5350]

PerkingKimchiman: "I got some, ocean front property in Antarctica"

[@razor8704]

*Guns exist* I'm gonna stop you right there

[@rhynocerous988]

LMAO

[@Ratress6]

I would actually scream out of cuteness overload! You are strong for resisting the floofy hug!!! ❤

[@Raving_Rando]

Penguin: I am the almighty, fear the fuzzy! ...FEAR IT!

[@nanaswad5467]

Yes