Back to School - ASMR for Kids Who Hate School #2

It's another school year and another special ASMR session geared towards those young individual human beings who, for various reasons, very much do not like going to the institution of learning.
I share my thoughts throughout as I perform some ASMR triggers:
00:00:00 Back to School
00:00:22 An Important PSA (includes plastic jar sounds)
00:11:17 Why No ASMR for Kids Who LIKE School
00:15:22 A Comment About "Bad Words"
00:17:54 Getting on my Soapbox
00:22:10 Twine
00:28:53 Microphone Brushing
00:33:30 Crinkly Bag o' Packing Peanuts
00:37:28 Homework: Required Film Watching
00:46:00 Homework: Required Video Game Playing
00:53:57 Homework: Required Stand Up Comedian Watching
00:57:45 Spray Sounds
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@unprofessionalfoxes6196]

The beginning is exactly how I feel about school

[@goatsmilk6614]

Haha nice to hear I'm not the only one

[@Tripfromfacade]

lmao

[@euphorictinglesasmr]

LOLOL

[@CascadePSA]

Fuck mayo

[@Konchatus]

Gonna be prepared for the brainwashing, right?

[@Vynecloud]

Rift's channel is an ingenious mix of "What the fuck is this" and "This is fucking amazing" and I love it

[@dietbleach9024]

Leevi Heinonen he's the GOAT

[@AintPopular]

keeps me on feel alryt . sometime i get confused should i hate him or like him

[@leevi7963]

Leevi Heinonen torilla tavataan

[@Lilmriq]

Leevi Heinonen he is a truly unique and great artist!

[@eaturgutsout]

You should watch Twin Peaks I'm sure you'll love it

[@cynical2696]

*zones out and starts to close eyes thinking about other things and all of the sudden I hear* "fuck mayo"

[@fearclassic8155]

CynicalGhosties exactly

[@joemomma2629]

When

[@diobrando151]

Mayo is the best condiment

[@diobrando151]

But then again British mayo is best mayo

[@cynical2696]

@@diobrando151 Thank you Dio

[@lasagagod2559]

One of humanity most horrific inventions Me: schoo- MAYONNAISE

[@mostafaelsofy2254]

Fuck Mayo ~Ephemeral Rift 2K17 Oh ma gawd The Likes The Likes keep them nonstop

[@oranohb64]

Sasa Masasa Mayo For Sam (If you know you know)

[@paulflint2651]

TheRealOran 2003 hon Kerry

[@yaboifab2]

Sasa Masasa sammiches

[@mrsupersonic8536]

up mayo

[@Nivixis]

I laughed my ass off there

[@DemonMj]

What fucking kind of shrooms did I take to see that intro

[@DarkAngel96]

He was singing a song for his peoples

[@mirzamnimu]

Mayonnaise. Just one.

[@harbingerofboom6489]

Lord Ender Lol😂😂😂Hagaha ikr ;)😂

[@splayx1676]

Rift :"Fuck mayo" Me:"i knew he had some weird food fetish"

[@FreddyDredd]

Well

[@wilmorann]

@@FreddyDredd -I’m gay

[@awally5222]

Damn intro is creepy asf

[@hbn-nc9zp]

Ali Noufal I know right holy shit

[@UmLammyJammer]

RIGHT? I was trying to sleep, it’s late, and then 0:02 ansjsjsnans

[@Leperaffinity68884]

I thought it was sexy

[@samwisethewack]

Sees "Fuck Mayo" and immediately goes to the comments

[@IzzIzz420]

F U C K M A Y O

[@kingviktorikk2904]

FERNANDO OH MY LORD HOW DID YOU KNOW

[@ieatass2322]

-i love mayo- *FUCK MAYO YEAH!*

[@ASMRTRENT]

This substitute teacher is giving some intense tingles. I can't concentrate.

[@cctakethelgaminghdclipsnmo257]

ASMR TRENT k

[@alleng7947]

ASMR TRENT Is she a girl

[@hazewire4618]

"Show me where he tingled you."

[@macejaso]

ASMR TRENT Intense tingles in the lower portion of my body if you know what I mean ;)

[@josiahgranados1214]

ASMR TRENT p

[@nickelhhh2564]

holy shit the intro scared me

[@mdc462]

I don't watch this guy's content often so when I finally decide to give it a go (while falling asleep, mind you) I'm scared sHiTlEsS by the intro

[@alonesamurai5725]

Maya DC SAME

[@kolonarulez5222]

I didn't think Rift could get any better, then came the declaration of war on mayonnaise and I was proven wrong!

[@soulstice6890]

KolonaRulez yeah ketchup is better

[@Syrange13]

Soulstice You disgust me.

[@soulstice6890]

Syrange13 and you discussed me

[@kindaartistic8591]

Soulstice Was that a Hamilton reference or am I just begging for Hamilton

[@soulstice6890]

Static _ splatoon reference, sorry

[@SpaceAgeASMR]

What if I already graduated, but still don't like school. Can I still enjoy this video?

[@dirtybubble92]

Space Age ASMR I would say so

[@phtorres45]

Word... Been there done that. And I still hate that shit. Just the word school alone makes me feel like I have to study.

[@ProphetChumbles]

Space Age ASMR as long as you are a kid

[@TheOutZZ]

Phillip Torres You won't get rid of learning till the end of your life, so get along. Unless you don't want a job. See? You won't get rid of it even on the job. And if you think you don't learn stuff there and still keep it, you're wrong.

[@phtorres45]

I still hate school. It's not learning I hate. IT's doing School work because majority of it doesn't apply in the real world. I'm about 15 years into my career so I'm not worried about having a job. The moment you know everything is the moment you now nothing.

[@metsamyr2811]

Time stamps for mobile users~ 00:00:00 Back to School 00:00:22 An important PSA(includes plastic jar sounds) 00:11:17 Why no ASMR For Kids who *LIKE* school 00:15:22 A comment About "Bad Words" 00:17:54 getting on my Soapbox 00:22:10 Twine 00:28:53 Microphone Brushing 00:33:30 Crincly Bag o' Packing Peanuts 00:37:28 Homework: Required Film Watching 00:46:00 Homework: Required Video Game Playing 00:53:57 Homework: Required Stand Up Comedian Watching 00:57:45 Spray Sounds Sorry if someone else already posted this!

[@fatchance2323]

Thanks

[@frk33_GD]

description

[@destroyermariogamer]

Mobile

[@Virtuesubsribetome]

“Them edibles wont shit” 4 hours later 0:00

[@DamienAcross]

Without Memes underrated

[@alonesamurai5725]

Without Games lmao I didn't understand the beginning...

[@kiwwa4228]

But they will piss

[@different7084]

Without Games this shit was funny asf

[@fatjuicytaco]

when u pick the blue pill “hory shet”

[@KalOfFal]

Ah, thanks for that intro. I have now been transported to hell, and no longer need to go to school!

[@KathrynDok]

zacattac04 LMAO

[@RoganR]

zacattac04 yeah its so disrurbing like satan in your head is sleep under water in the kitchen ammsmsmskddlmao

[@rosienelson4767]

School is hell , so no luck there

[@pdbyrns]

They are the same thing

[@thicciesmalls]

I clicked on this video for some moral support for the upcoming school year and to go to sleep... I'm confused and amused.

[@jakefromstatefarm1405]

"You think I'm kidding? I'm not being serious." Classic ER

[@Lemonaidz7]

Imagine if Rift became a support teacher the amount of quiet creative inspiration

[@marcom5575]

the beginning of the PSA, I expected him to be writing runes or sigils on the chalkboard. when he turned it around and it read "fuck mayo" i was shooketh

[@ZeeTheFreeman]

This must be a dimension where mayo is the source of most evil. Here that evil is called miracle whip.

[@djcurly475]

ZeeTheFreeman ok that's fair tbh

[@samc.1781]

It's all a lie. Miracle whip sounds like whipped cream and then we eat it and our mouths have been soiled

[@Amphibian42]

ZeeTheFreeman kzbin.info/www/bejne/inu4YWt3ltaDbas

[@gunsmokegaloreyt6840]

Miwwiklewip

[@MaddBass7]

ZeeTheFreeman YES.

[@joeytarnowski6018]

E: Millions of sandwiches Me: You didn't... E: Excuse me Me: *hope* E: Sammiches Me: *orgasms*

[@babushkasjam3707]

Tsolemn Beach .0.

[@babushkasjam3707]

Joey Tarnowski yummy

[@MacaqueStinx]

That's disgusting

[@ieatass2322]

°0°

[@justinpelletier9244]

Joey Tarnowski when did sammiches start? Lol and how

[@aaronp7436]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@lobsterbucket3029]

Aaron Payment stOp

[@aaronp7436]

RawExoBart NEVER

[@hatz1107]

ChIn

[@lilracism4878]

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

[@themanedgar7405]

I won the lottery!

[@mostafaelsofy2254]

4:52 that face tho

[@cocafristyhoi1645]

That needs to be a meme

[@cocafristyhoi1645]

I already found a video of someone making a meme out of this.

[@blitzboyzgaming8354]

Where

[@fushigi2535]

4:41 that face twitch

[@Momo-ek1xy]

When you bust but she keep sucking

[@sean6330]

ER is a special kind of insane and I really love it

[@imbatman8040]

Sean so true

[@issalime7245]

Emp: *please stand by for this PSA* Me: oh this must be pretty important Emp: *F U C K M A Y O* Me: oh okay

[@octaviancr]

When he gagged at the smell😂🙁💀

[@ademrax01]

Lawl

[@cokodogo00]

4:48 🤣🤣🤣

[@djcurly475]

That intro tho

[@greatscott175]

That was some Hypnotoad shit right there

[@ASMRTRENT]

Straight trippin balls yo!

[@Bloodonthepick]

DJ Curly hey I saw you on lumunins stream

[@nuttygeezer830]

He must of dropped some Lsd whilst editing

[@puck3580]

That was weird

[@jzknuckles]

There's a county in Ireland that's very confused at all the hate and severe but polite verbal reprimands being aimed in its direction.

[@Jackylification]

jzknuckles I honestly thought he was talking about the football 😂😂😂😂 I was so confused

[@tankaddict9147]

jzknuckles as a County Derry man from that same wee island I agree with rift xD

[@Toasty_McGee]

jzknuckles How can there be a country in Ireland when Ireland is a country

[@MEGURMAN]

Eric S county COUNTY

[@scufflingboogaloo5006]

Eric S 'country' and 'county' are not the same thing.

[@dixielandfarms8628]

What was that intro, scared the shit outta me!!!!

[@liammanion2398]

Can you do a super stereotypical nice Canadian lumberjack roleplay? Like the "Heya hoo ya doin, eh?" Type thing through the whole thing plus like maybe some wood carving/tapping/peeling bark type stuff to make it ASMR i think that could be really good for you. Plus, you'd be the first to do it, I can't find anything similar to that on KZbin

[@yesiamsureienteredmynameco2103]

Liam Manion Why are you looking for this? Do you have a maple syrup fetish?

[@hugmuun]

As a Canadian I take great offense to this I'm going to drown you in bag milk and 1 1/2 gallon syrup boxes and if you need help I'll give you some of our hydrophobic money to save yourself

[@feedmewaffle]

quafeen I thought you were about to apologise! What kind of Canadian monster ARE YOU?!?!?!???

[@hugmuun]

FeedMeWaffle Gaming a real one

[@david8661]

Catipolar What the actual hemorrhoid pain fucking hell?

[@roadkilltele]

Best PSA I've ever seen "Fuck Mayo" Edit:I think this shall become the next channel meme

[@macejaso]

Sir Chief - Comedy and More when you say fuck mayo your really saying fuck white people

[@angelmonroy3012]

ReMiiX Doctor umm, yes

[@austincloud1309]

FUCKK MAYOO

[@williamhosking2913]

Angel Monroy not rly

[@angelmonroy3012]

Willoriginal that was two fucking months ago

[@Jebbuh]

I guess Rift was on team Ketchup in that Mayo vs Ketchup splatfest.

[@RX-NoName]

Jebbuh are you telling me rift is a marinafags?

[@Kuronosa]

Jebbuh So he doesn't like Mac and Cheese, Ketchup, mustard, or many other products that are produced by companies that make Mayo?

[@toadmilk113]

Jebbuh I'm so happy someone thought of that splatfest besides me XD

[@lordspirit7655]

Dezz Nut's...He'll Yeah

[@TeamTeddy666]

I thought of Splatoon...

[@skamikaze1983]

Lesson learned- I usually fall asleep listening to Uncle E. I passed out listening to the new candy man video with my earbuds in (volume around 75-80% for reference)... Anyways, the video ends and I have youtube set to auto-play into the next episode which just so happened to be this one.... And the volume suddently goes "WIIIIEEEEWWWERRRRRRRRRRREERRRRR" and I see ER's face morphing about all over the screen out of a DEEP sleep. Dude. I just about lost my shit. Like. IMMEDIATE freak out. Had no idea what was going on.

[@HraesvelgrsEggs]

This video is almost talked. Not even whispered or soft spoken. Yet it still induces ASMR. Awesome.

[@inflatablemattress2]

What the fuck Rift

[@wilhelmu]

this is literally my first thought when I saw the thumbnail and then the intro

[@morgangobin6550]

Inflatable Mattress What else is new?!

[@nuttygeezer830]

Fresh tingles with *EXTRA MAYO*

[@inflatablemattress2]

Locke no

[@yaboifab2]

Vibey Geezer *FUCK MAYO*

[@kellsbells1767]

I homeschool my kids and I hate it, is this video for me?

[@noahhanson657]

KellsBells just a question why do you homeschool you're kids? If it's private that's okay.

[@krieglabrute73]

He use the brush at 28:55

[@lilracism4878]

Fukin lovd that brush

[@Quantumact2908]

the fact that hes just so serious about hating mayonaise in the beginning is just great

[@dieterreinert]

Timestamps : 00:00:00 Back to School 00:00:22 An Important PSA (includes plastic jar sounds) 00:11:17 Why No ASMR for Kids Who *LIKE* School 00:15:22 A Comment About "Bad Words" 00:17:54 Getting on my Soapbox 00:22:10 Twine 00:28:53 Microphone Brushing 00:33:30 Crinkly Bag o' Packing Peanuts 00:37:28 Homework: Required Film Watching 00:46:00 Homework: Required Video Game Playing 00:53:57 Homework: Required Stand Up Comedian Watching 00:57:45 Spray Sounds

[@xan1274]

Madara Thank you, kind sir! You have received a like!

[@Axlur]

Congrats! You know how to copy and paste from his description

[@katbutt22]

Axlur brah, it's for mobile users. Calm down.

[@luken2o223]

Madara "Homework: Required Video Gane Playing" Damn. I wish it was like that. Then I would like... No. LOVE... No. *ADORE...* No. *W O R S H I P* school.

[@luken2o223]

African child Because he just doesn't understand that you can't click description timestamps.

[@tobiasschimek7929]

CSI Mayomi

[@Nicolas0981]

Did I just witness a satanic ritual?

[@ayobling]

MagicMarker ikr

[@chris.rvmirxz]

Mom: try to sleep early tonight because remember that you have school tomorrow Me: aww holidays are gone My mind at 3 a.m: 0:01

[@Kekker]

I can only imagine my kid coming to me and saying "Ye Ephemeral Rift said this movie is a must watch!" And I will be like "Damn son, you watch Uncle E too?"

[@michaelcastillo4715]

You are just begging to be a meme

[@jasonnnnnnn346]

jelly mike I think it's working.

[@ashlynkreiss4422]

Yep

[@hamnerheads6770]

Man I wish I was as dank as this guy

[@LifeOrDeathMagicSpell]

F u c k M a y o

[@nicks9026]

jelly mike heul doch

[@a_songtressssorrow6500]

Life gets weirder and better each time you upload, true paradise of chaos

[@stolasgoetia93]

I want just an hour of that intro alone. It's so trippy!

[@Minglesmoot]

I think we've entered a new Rift golden age.

[@RockyLXXXVIII]

0:00 - 0:12 rifts channel in a nutshell

[@StuartTheGamerNerd]

The amount of original content this guy puts out every 24 hours is astonishing!

[@lolzkyle144]

How in the world am I going to sleep when my substitute serj from SOAD is preaching the words "fuck mayo"

[@masonjoseph8888]

Boris won't be happy

[@brownelia]

Mason Joseph Well, what could you expect from western spy asmr

[@BeeseChurger11]

Mason Joseph just stay cheeki breeki and everything will be fine. And if you want to, Slav squat to relieve your anger if you have any.

[@masonjoseph8888]

Slav squat every day

[@hueleb1cho]

the only thing boris gets wrong is that he likes mayonez

[@hueleb1cho]

its not a good condiment

[@anthonys6417]

I'm a simple man I see a giant toothbrush in thumbnail I click

[@kylemerrill2864]

You have a fine taste in operators

[@hugmuun]

As a ash main I agree because you keep me alive

[@andrewluo4557]

quafeen doc is a defender and ash is an attacker...

[@anthonys6417]

Andrew Luo I help everyone and anyone

[@hugmuun]

Andrew Luo I know that I was just making a statement it didn't have to actually apply to the game

[@drewashlock7248]

Nothing better than listening to a video for kids who hate school to help me focus on my Ap World History Assignment

[@devasyak9812]

I will just like to thank you for taking time out of your life and making relaxing content for us, these take alot of time to make and edit and all I want to say is thank you : D

[@gravibreaker99]

Why aren't you the biggest meme on the internet

[@thesourfountain9005]

Bandit Steve Keith Because we then would get a "behind the meme" rift lore video... nobody wants that

[@mrscorpion1829]

Bandit Steve Keith well I've seen this video and his friendless one both have a meme made out of them He could be the next big meme(just hope the meme review makes a video before behind the meme)

[@FallingD0ve]

*I S M A Y O N N A I S E A N I N S T R U M E N T ? ? ?*

[@moxi1310]

Falling Dove saw this coming

[@aestheticgrunge2073]

Falling Dove no, Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument.

[@CallMeSteak]

This I what you call original *cough cough oh wait...shit*

[@xxxtacomaker4447]

Ephemeral rift: "fuck mayo" Me: better have brought the lube

[@headofathousandsheepswool]

Then again, lovely video! I imagine you are a really fun person to be around as you dress fancy but act really witty and sympathetic.

[@asmrrryeah7042]

I hated school. Now I wish I could go back.

[@wheeloftime2698]

ASMRRRYEAH why?

[@asmrrryeah7042]

that one guy in the comments I feel like I would make the most of it the second time round. Definitely took it for granted.

[@wheeloftime2698]

ASMRRRYEAH I understand

[@thom2187]

I hate school

[@lostuser1094]

Zach Zach fuck school, long live education and learning.

[@KaryASMR]

WTF intro?

[@sebastianocalabrettalibert54]

XD

[@athenaNS]

KaryASMR I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AHAHHAH

[@YaBoiEye]

fuck mayo

[@thatguyoverthere8097]

Of all of this, the questionable part, to you, was the intro?

[@hugoandersson2872]

The start is pure gold!

[@mesaprime4368]

Only ER can make a calming, relaxing, video...that can make me "ugly laugh"

[@radiated_nerd182]

I choosed advanced physics this year, i'm from germany, because my former teacher recommended it, but i was super nervous if i would make it. Luckily that i have the nicest teacher of the whole school. He is always smiling, calm and polite. I don't have any anxiety to make something wrong because he is so cool. God i hope all of you have such a nice teacher.

[@TheOutZZ]

Equinox Masteralchemyst Damn, are we from the same school? I'm in grade 11 and my physics teacher (and tutor) is just top notch.

[@radiated_nerd182]

TheOutrageousZwibak same. Are you from Düren ?

[@TheOutZZ]

LongLive Kekistan Hey, Gleichberechtigung für alle Städte :D. Und ne, leider bin ich nicht aus Düren, eher so Richtung Sachsen :).

[@Amphibian42]

Equinox Masteralchemyst i don't speak Norwegian(?) so im not sure what you're talking about, but did a bunch of people from the same place just meet on an rift video?

[@thesourfountain9005]

TheOutrageousZwibak Ich bin ja von Bayern :)

[@jordee123baseball1]

where is ASMR for adults who hated school

[@madisonjulio]

jorD g . Or ASMR for adults who hate their job 😂

[@Idk-hw7gm]

Madison Julio dont come to work tomorrow

[@madisonjulio]

IhaveNoName I don't even go to work. I'm still in high school 😂

[@justpeace2127]

That intro was very accurate to how my school starts

[@aquoslover200]

The wire brush sounded really good! Super relaxed.

[@Anthony-yo6he]

This video went in so many directions

[@syd16packchicken]

This dudes profile pic is steezy as hell

[@moedabro881]

syd16packchicken it reminds me of a soundcloud rapper pose

[@yesiamsureienteredmynameco2103]

Early 2000s emo af punk-rock "musician"

[@hugmuun]

He funni man and I shant judge another unless I expect that judgement upon thine self won't you join me on this wondrous day of acceptance

[@gall9had]

10/10 best intro ever I have never seen anything so hilarious in my life

[@matthewhine6133]

wasn't expecting the last of us but i love it and i am so glad you mentioned it. fantastic video full of truth and advice. you sir, are a role model

[@jgr6521]

After that Intro, it was very very *very* difficult to fall to sleep...

[@cheriehealey1714]

Never fall asleep to these. To afraid of missing something

[@snugglebunny5us]

My daughter just said I watch freaky things. LOL

[@TheOutZZ]

snugglebunny5us Nah.

[@coltonfarley1037]

The shiver alone deserves a like

[@geese5170]

For a second there at the beginning i thought I was still high

[@landenallen1994]

Lol

[@ironyjustforyou8455]

This is the best thing since mayo-ed bread

[@StayCalmandASMR]

Great intro!!

[@yousaywhat5059]

Stay Calm and ASMR i had my volume all they way up,i have never flexed my buttchecks so hard of how scared i got.

[@niclovesgarf]

are you deaf?

[@sidekick8661]

Vealardo La Dinci Sorry, what? I didn't catch that.

[@niclovesgarf]

Are you blind??

[@pooterchop4337]

You say What! I also got super scared lol my room is completely dark and silent lol

[@gamingscorpion6762]

I stop watching asmr for a bit, then come back to this masterpiece. Thanks uncle E😇

[@jazlynbell8202]

This calms me down a lot. Thank you so much.

[@radiated_nerd182]

Life of Boris is triggered.

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Equinox Masteralchemyst I like that guy too

[@justsomewombat]

I hope the Shashlik King can forgive him, for he probably has not tasted mayonez worthy of gopnik award yet. Stay cheeki breeki!

[@John-pm9nc]

Most Slavs are triggered*

[@unpoc7863]

0:01 is how I feel about school.

[@nermanherman6149]

9 months after first watching this and being worried about the school year im finally here. Summertime. Also it was a great school year

[@yesiamsureienteredmynameco2103]

That intro was awesome, you should consider making a video dedicated to that format.

[@cyrenarkade]

Me: Clicks on video Me: What the fuck

[@macejaso]

CyrenArkade Me: Click on video, "What the fuck?"

[@lilanxrchy]

RIFT SHUDDERED AT THE SMELL & LOOK OF MAYO. WTF. that's the funniest thing i've seen all week

[@fuzi_lilmanpeach5939]

Uncle E with life lessons lol, awesome video man. Wish I had this when I was in school

[@peanutbutterjelly9753]

Starting 2nd semester tomorrow. This is everything I didn't know I needed.

[@aaronp7436]

"Oh! He used a sweary word!"

[@aaronp7436]

Aaron Massimi Hey other Aaron.

[@cloroxbieach7371]

It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood

[@nameless-user]

I'm thirsty.

[@s3th556]

Clorox BIeach fucking cleaning products can talk?

[@radspeed113]

Rift:"you think I'm kidding" Me: yes Rift:I'm not being serious

[@diobrando151]

I was expecting a trigger montage and that first sequence hit me like a freight train

[@garyswoleman4698]

I love your content and I couldn't sleep without it. Also, I think you're a fairly handsome dude in your own, untraditional way. That said; I hope your boy inherited a strong jawline from his mother.

[@MINECRAFTandSEB]

Hypnopotamus hahaha

[@OGsploorp]

You think I'm kidding? Heh I'm not being serious. Me: wut

[@onto3ma691]

I see a man of culture(R6)

[@00Gimme00]

Loving the Supernatural cosplay look. Honestly though, you are the only male asmr artist I can stand.

[@user-mx5dq7tw2r]

him preaching was so helpful and so calming for my anxiety, school causes it and this just helps so fucking much.🖤

[@jessicarohloff7093]

"Hold the mayo" - Patrick Star

[@9plus10pilots9]

Jessica Rohloff ''is mayonnaise an instrument? ''

[@gqbey]

Jessica Rohloff 1 krabby patty, hold the mayonnaise

[@ethanglenn6879]

Me:oh boy a new rift video! Rift:FUCK MAYO Me:WAT

[@jpeike1314]

You are very good at this unkle E, I will always watch your videos

[@logician9116]

I have followed you since the beginning, and one thing I can say is that your acting has improved tremendously. I'm not sure many Hollywood actors could do what you just did without laughing. 😂