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Ephemeral Rift

Ephemeral Rift

Күн бұрын

This professor just wants to provide students some relaxation, stress relief, sleep, and ASMR.
Website: ephemeralrift.com
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Listen to selected works outside of KZbin:
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
Social Media:
Facebook ► / ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► / ephemeralrift
IG ► / e.rift
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.

Пікірлер: 1 100
@Caskiphil
@Caskiphil 5 жыл бұрын
Back to School ASMR ER: starts video with monster hands
@pak-gg5601
@pak-gg5601 5 жыл бұрын
/“/“/“( 0);;;;;;;;;(0)/“/“/“
@Detryie
@Detryie 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@daffoplays6616
@daffoplays6616 5 жыл бұрын
September is basically a more tame October and we all know October is SPOOKY MONTH!!!!
@Boricua-h9n
@Boricua-h9n 2 ай бұрын
When I saw ER, I thought you meant emergency room, but I was wrong.
@thocsies9684
@thocsies9684 5 жыл бұрын
School ASMR? Rift come on, you know students don't get sleep.
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
Yes they do it's called Detention for sleeping in class
@thatonesentientbagel4043
@thatonesentientbagel4043 5 жыл бұрын
Yep and then it's Detention for sleeping in detention for sleeping in class
@samuell3bara888
@samuell3bara888 5 жыл бұрын
Thats the idea bro
@Antnix732
@Antnix732 5 жыл бұрын
Bagel Boi yep and then it’s detention for sleeping in detention for sleeping in detention for sleeping in class.
@gs7251
@gs7251 5 жыл бұрын
10000 Subs No Videos yep then its detintion for sleeping in detention for sleeping in detention for sleeping in detention for sleeping in class
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
Mr rift: back to school.. Me: *pulls uno reverse card*
@santaclaus8878
@santaclaus8878 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ablade7689
@ablade7689 5 жыл бұрын
THE Q R7 gamez uno -> no u ---------------------- This whole reply is a joke. Don’t take it seriously.
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
@@ablade7689 I like it
@WindHashira
@WindHashira 5 жыл бұрын
That’s laughs lol.. But for once I’m actually enjoying school and always looking forward to the next day. Despite already having 1 of my associates.
@notsocrazytank707
@notsocrazytank707 5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Rift: *O N L Y O N E ?*
@KingMemeMachine
@KingMemeMachine 5 жыл бұрын
Professor Richard Head. This is exactly why I'm subscribed to you.
@jaystargaming172
@jaystargaming172 5 жыл бұрын
*iS tHaT A kIlL lA KiLl reFeReNcE*
@KingMemeMachine
@KingMemeMachine 5 жыл бұрын
@@jaystargaming172 *Perhaps*
@MintYoongi309
@MintYoongi309 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@theegboi1178
@theegboi1178 5 жыл бұрын
He told us to call him dick
@jesuschrist8732
@jesuschrist8732 5 жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT ... funnily enough my ... ASIAN friend suggested it to me.
@cthulhu5702
@cthulhu5702 5 жыл бұрын
You can keep my brain if you like. I wasn't planning on using it anyway.
@bjaraptor
@bjaraptor 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin, what you doing?
@blowsmke_sptfire4313
@blowsmke_sptfire4313 5 жыл бұрын
69th like
@cthulhu5702
@cthulhu5702 5 жыл бұрын
@@bjaraptor I can't spend all my time trapped in crates or under beds can I?
@bo_bb1442
@bo_bb1442 5 жыл бұрын
Is this a terraria reference? Lol
@jaystargaming172
@jaystargaming172 5 жыл бұрын
@@blowsmke_sptfire4313 *nice*
@LiveIsHard_butbeautiful
@LiveIsHard_butbeautiful 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone good luck with your studies! Crash those classes
@notsocrazytank707
@notsocrazytank707 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, awfully nice of a random enternet russian speaking guy. Тебе тоже
@TheRocketman136
@TheRocketman136 5 жыл бұрын
Idk, I would say if someone seriously prioritizes studying in their school years, they're doing something wrong. Works for college though.
@nefilimwarrior1747
@nefilimwarrior1747 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!! Im just entering 2nd of ESO
@LiveIsHard_butbeautiful
@LiveIsHard_butbeautiful 5 жыл бұрын
@@notsocrazytank707 we russki are nice people, but sometimes we do stupid things
@thetourettesgamer8851
@thetourettesgamer8851 5 жыл бұрын
Anatoly Kulikov thank you kind sir I’m back to my a levels on the 4th
@zorkonacus5032
@zorkonacus5032 5 жыл бұрын
Me to my family: I listen to ASMR in order to go to sleep at night. My family: Oh, so you listen to sleeping music? Me: ......... Ephemeral Rift: 13:26
@IsabruhMoment
@IsabruhMoment 5 жыл бұрын
Sad times we live in
@Matteo73M
@Matteo73M 5 жыл бұрын
EXTRA QUICK
@owenskalvalki3057
@owenskalvalki3057 5 жыл бұрын
Under rated comment right here
@maxlove8894
@maxlove8894 5 жыл бұрын
Best comment I’ve seen in a while aha!
@zorkonacus5032
@zorkonacus5032 5 жыл бұрын
@@VargXField big sad
@NightWhispererASMR
@NightWhispererASMR 5 жыл бұрын
Professor Richard head 😂😂😂
@wellzy9819
@wellzy9819 5 жыл бұрын
"But you can call me dick" ☠
@ahkando
@ahkando 5 жыл бұрын
@Dante 16 you wish
@WindHashira
@WindHashira 5 жыл бұрын
Awww you spoiled it lol I shouldn’t have read comments. I was planning on watching tonight after my 8+ hours of college work.. lol Richard head... 😂
@Jeevishane
@Jeevishane 5 жыл бұрын
Uncrowned King lol
@gmaildoglover911
@gmaildoglover911 5 жыл бұрын
So no head?
@thebiggestbigmacever6315
@thebiggestbigmacever6315 5 жыл бұрын
This is my second week in college. So far I like it better than high school because I can do just about everything on my own accord.
@AdamW2434
@AdamW2434 5 жыл бұрын
Not there yet myself, final year of high school :)
@thebiggestbigmacever6315
@thebiggestbigmacever6315 5 жыл бұрын
SquizzX nice, try to make the most of it because once you’re done life is going to change.
@FatalShotGG
@FatalShotGG 5 жыл бұрын
the biggest big Mac ever Not necessarily... Just take another course in college and get your experience up.
@halodudejhon25
@halodudejhon25 5 жыл бұрын
the biggest big Mac ever I agree, I’m having a blast, but I’m also doing my work and studying
@menash8313
@menash8313 5 жыл бұрын
You'll regret those words soon enough. Good luck my dude!
@RushBaeCyka
@RushBaeCyka 5 жыл бұрын
Excellent timing, it's 12:03AM and i'm finishing a report, well done Rift.
@madi4432
@madi4432 5 жыл бұрын
Same dude, this was timed perfectly
@yinerbutanghan1405
@yinerbutanghan1405 5 жыл бұрын
我这里是中国,已经是深夜了,失眠,正好可以看这个视频来入睡
@di24jj69
@di24jj69 5 жыл бұрын
9:46pm and i am done and exhausted because i told my parents about my mental health struggles and suicides thoughts
@aquaticasmr184
@aquaticasmr184 5 жыл бұрын
Greetings from the other side of the world
@wyomingisfake4813
@wyomingisfake4813 5 жыл бұрын
@@di24jj69 a fellow European I see
@charliestoke1668
@charliestoke1668 5 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for my next class as this was posted, Uncle E god of timing confirmed
@marxjester9802
@marxjester9802 5 жыл бұрын
Charlie Stoke that has been confirmed for ages, man.
@eddiedion4851
@eddiedion4851 5 жыл бұрын
69th like its a honor
@tokatokatoka
@tokatokatoka 5 жыл бұрын
he got the 69th like BEFORE you got the 4th like what????????
@Arella
@Arella 5 жыл бұрын
I love how there is a little something for everyone on ER’s channel. I feel like if I’m in a strange mood for a very specific ASMR, I can usually find something similar or even better here on his channel. This video for example does not apply to me (back to school), however, the triggers in this are honestly so amazing.The monster hands at the beginning really pulled me in and were super relaxing. Every time I’ve listened to this, I haven’t found out the ending because I always fall asleep. I don’t experience tingles anymore (haven’t in quite a while) but I can still appreciate the creativity, thought, and effort put into these videos. It’s not only about the tingles, it’s about relaxation. ASMR has really helped my insomnia and stress. Anyways, this was a silly comment hehe. I just felt inspired to share my thoughts. This is one of my most favorite newer videos from Rift. He deserves all the appreciation and love he gets from everyone. I definitely don’t think I am the only one who feels that he really helps all of us.
@xarriluseth
@xarriluseth 5 жыл бұрын
"pull it back out, slide it back in" does he know or not becau.."i can do that faster too" yeah he knows.
@AnonyMous-ob3yy
@AnonyMous-ob3yy 5 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks rift looks like an older kenue reaves
@majesstic1410
@majesstic1410 5 жыл бұрын
Finally someone else notices
@iceuckdik4160
@iceuckdik4160 5 жыл бұрын
He's *B R E A T H T A K I N G*
@AstorAlexander69
@AstorAlexander69 5 жыл бұрын
Keanu Reaves is in his 50’s. He’s markedly older than ER.
@MsLini13
@MsLini13 5 жыл бұрын
Not anymore.
@wokenpancake
@wokenpancake 5 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty much why everyone asks for John Wick ASMR.
@Vallite_God
@Vallite_God 5 жыл бұрын
Rift really is back in school he’s making a pencil and a tube have intercourse
@Matteo73M
@Matteo73M 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen worse I’ve seen to much
@greenradiozone824
@greenradiozone824 5 жыл бұрын
@@Matteo73M oh no
@thee20thdoctor18
@thee20thdoctor18 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@gall9had
@gall9had 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this comment and i found it
@Vallite_God
@Vallite_God 5 жыл бұрын
CH33Z3D1P I got you covered XD
@Spoonmancometogether
@Spoonmancometogether 5 жыл бұрын
Am I entitled to a veteran’s discount if I remember watching Uncle E back when he was bald?
@goodguybjorn
@goodguybjorn 5 жыл бұрын
Billy Bob Thorton Is Holding My Family Hostage he was bald......?
@aylin2659
@aylin2659 5 жыл бұрын
@@goodguybjorn yes he was
@tutin4090
@tutin4090 4 жыл бұрын
You are
@morgangobin9985
@morgangobin9985 5 жыл бұрын
For the first time this ASMR doesn’t apply to me. Unfortunately for me, Job Interview ASMR would be much more relevant! 😭
@flyingcat5468
@flyingcat5468 5 жыл бұрын
feels bad man
@gabriels.i.780
@gabriels.i.780 5 жыл бұрын
Good luck!
@kirbygriffin1
@kirbygriffin1 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, my guy summoned Satan AND met Jesus
@vincelestrade3758
@vincelestrade3758 5 жыл бұрын
Best of luck with that, Morgan. Just know it is great you are getting out there and participating in the economy. Just relax, try to build confidence beforehand, be prepared and, above all, be polite! I think you’ll nail it, best of luck.
@Dangomcjango
@Dangomcjango 5 жыл бұрын
@@vincelestrade3758 the hero we needed but didn't deserve
@santeriairaksinen398
@santeriairaksinen398 5 жыл бұрын
Broke: Redpill and bluepill Woke: Black cherry and rootbeer
@jjmessiahjj3937
@jjmessiahjj3937 5 жыл бұрын
This video just gave me all my school supplies for relaxation
@LeveyHere
@LeveyHere 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Title: Back to school E.R: yep, dinosaur hands definitely represent school Great video!
@goosemilkgod
@goosemilkgod 5 жыл бұрын
xBlueWolf he said it himself, they’re monsters hands. Now bow down to the god that is rift, we’ve disappointed him once again.
@captainducktape689
@captainducktape689 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, is he wrong though?
@dantezoid
@dantezoid 5 жыл бұрын
Before video: [Puts headset at max] KZbin: *PEEGI 16.* Me: **The absolute screams of terror and suffering**
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Hay this is something im good at Sleeping during class Mr rift:....
@DerMessiasderSatire
@DerMessiasderSatire 5 жыл бұрын
When I see this thumbnail, I feel it. That's literally how I feel when sitting in class, just dead, brain outta my head. Probably flying out the window into the depths of space. Well, still able to enjoy some ASMR, especially when it comes from Rift. Keep it up. GOOD NIIIIIIIIIGHT.
@capuletca
@capuletca 5 жыл бұрын
Well I guess I'm skipping class and going back to sleep
@whtetiger
@whtetiger 5 жыл бұрын
I literally just started school today, thanks man.
@bee520
@bee520 5 жыл бұрын
Oof this is my 3rd week and it sucks
@kevc6666
@kevc6666 5 жыл бұрын
the intro is me finding old toys that I somehow still got hidden somewhere in my room and playing with them while high asf.
@loganburge5504
@loganburge5504 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hatthat4789
@hatthat4789 5 жыл бұрын
Im a freshman starting high school, but thank you anyways for relieving stress in stressful places!
@majesstic1410
@majesstic1410 5 жыл бұрын
Freshman year sucks, btw. I don’t know how sophomore is going to go for me (not in school yet) but hopefully it will be better. Make sure to load up on classes.
@excellgod3520
@excellgod3520 5 жыл бұрын
Last year of high school starts for me September 5
@aldnn350
@aldnn350 5 жыл бұрын
Good luck! Some advice from someone who just finished high school, try not to stress too much about your grades. I overworked myself on assignments and stuff throughout highschool and really regret it. Being on honour roll means nothing to me now to be honest. Hang out with friends and have a good time, and take the time to figure out what it is you enjoy doing :)
@whitelightning2100
@whitelightning2100 5 жыл бұрын
Hat That 2 ppl come through this comment with very personal responses above me. Freshman year doesn’t have to suck, don’t be scared to talk to new people. Making friends in high school isn’t that hard, there are always people who share your interests. But contrary to what the other dude said, doing well in school is very important. I’m not saying dedicate your life to your schoolwork and disregard your social life, but keeping good grades is always good, especially if you plan on going to university or college. You’ve probably heard this before, but even though there most definitely will be some very stressful times in high school, it truly can be one of the best parts of your life. Just find the right balance
@chase.was.h3r3
@chase.was.h3r3 5 жыл бұрын
Hat That ‘ For some reason my time in high school went incredibly fast. It feels like only yesterday I was meeting the people who turned into my best friends. That was in 2016, and I’m a senior now. It’s a weird world we live in
@federicotomasello97
@federicotomasello97 5 жыл бұрын
12:56 when mom and dad love each other really much
@chrryszn
@chrryszn 5 жыл бұрын
you could even get a small sibling in a couple of months!
@tokatokatoka
@tokatokatoka 5 жыл бұрын
i disliked
@jaydimmick8554
@jaydimmick8554 5 жыл бұрын
@@tokatokatoka u probably just like ur own comment
@liz8440
@liz8440 5 жыл бұрын
jay Dimmick salty
@tokatokatoka
@tokatokatoka 5 жыл бұрын
jay Dimmick i bet thats the only comment of yours that you haven't liked
@thatdinocalledvk5273
@thatdinocalledvk5273 5 жыл бұрын
Sitting for the equivalent of finals soon, I have anxiety attacks often and this helped me relax.
@BoosterGoose
@BoosterGoose 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone going back to school soon (or has been back for a bit already) do your best and have a great year/semester, wherever you are in your academic life! We'll make it through, my peeps!
@jeramydavin4061
@jeramydavin4061 5 жыл бұрын
I really respect you man. You don't get tingles yourself, but you provide the best tingles for us. Papa bless 🙌🏻
@chickentenderlover2412
@chickentenderlover2412 5 жыл бұрын
ok but you should've made this before I dropped my classes and started working
@brittneybitch8489
@brittneybitch8489 5 жыл бұрын
Playing fortnite is not working
@chickentenderlover2412
@chickentenderlover2412 5 жыл бұрын
but selling weed is
@yourejustchildish2554
@yourejustchildish2554 4 жыл бұрын
Chicken Tender Lover 2 risky but profitable business
@indom-rh3kx
@indom-rh3kx 5 жыл бұрын
This man is the only one who make asmr funny without losing the soothing nature
@Grigoris_04
@Grigoris_04 5 жыл бұрын
Like a year ago *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*
@khenumine
@khenumine 5 жыл бұрын
just in time, 12am in the Philippines
@zorkonacus5032
@zorkonacus5032 5 жыл бұрын
1am from Japan
@C1312N
@C1312N 5 жыл бұрын
9pm in germany
@discodeacy8462
@discodeacy8462 5 жыл бұрын
0:18 in the Czech Republic :)
@theharbingerofdawn7207
@theharbingerofdawn7207 5 жыл бұрын
You've heard of Uncle E and Papa Rift. Now get ready for...Professor Paul
@sako5751
@sako5751 5 жыл бұрын
I would really enjoy a fairly short asmr video that is designed for naps.
@ceranopierce
@ceranopierce 5 жыл бұрын
Back to Arkham school.. although I hate it, I do like corvus’ biology lessons.
@mr.brightsai6772
@mr.brightsai6772 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed he always has the best classes no one dares jape in that class so lots of work gets done
@tutin4090
@tutin4090 4 жыл бұрын
Have you met the physics teacher Dr Nygma??
@yikeschel9977
@yikeschel9977 5 жыл бұрын
My name is professor Richard Head. I knew where it was going before he even said it. I go back to school in less than a week, so I appreciate this asmr and it even makes me a little less worried to go back!
@vicki6270
@vicki6270 5 жыл бұрын
man those gloves sound amazing, i’d love a video of just glove sounds or a lot of them at least
@peachfuzz00
@peachfuzz00 5 жыл бұрын
I believe he does have a video with just the monster hands. I’ll link it if I can find it again
@Thewritingelf
@Thewritingelf 5 жыл бұрын
@@peachfuzz00 Please @ me when you do. That was relaxing af.
@madi4432
@madi4432 5 жыл бұрын
Just handed in an assignment, now I’m ready for bed. And I’m so ready to sleep
@theegboi1178
@theegboi1178 5 жыл бұрын
I can see that from your profile pic😂
@xeytal
@xeytal 4 жыл бұрын
Little did the people at this time know. Their schools were gonna die due to a global pandemic named after a beer
@-BigFloppa-
@-BigFloppa- 5 жыл бұрын
Dude i love your content at, i have been watching it for a few months now, and at first I was sceptical but now i almost watched every video on your channel! Thanks
@DongASMR
@DongASMR 5 жыл бұрын
Hey bro! I’ve just too created a KZbin asmr channel thanks to your inspiration !!! LOVE THE KFNXNSSKJX SOUNDS MAN!
@johnmivule-novabow8143
@johnmivule-novabow8143 5 жыл бұрын
Lovely lookin channel
@DongASMR
@DongASMR 5 жыл бұрын
Novabow John Mivule appreciate it man!
@dirkloyd8487
@dirkloyd8487 5 жыл бұрын
6:30 had me laughing! Brought me back to the good old days with the smencil
@carlosjose6353
@carlosjose6353 5 жыл бұрын
1:38 I dont know if i heard that right but im pretty sure he said "but u can call me DiCk"
@LedaTheotokoglou
@LedaTheotokoglou 5 жыл бұрын
His name is Richard Head. The nickname for Richard is Dick. You know where this is going.
@marxjester9802
@marxjester9802 5 жыл бұрын
Zack Max what are you, 5?
@tiffneymall4811
@tiffneymall4811 5 жыл бұрын
ER- "Back to College" *taps monster hands* ER- "Thanks monster hands." Oh, alright. 😂
@Hannah-fe4yf
@Hannah-fe4yf Жыл бұрын
Literally listening to this because I’ve run out of interesting things to watch/listen to while drawing
@waddupbud8060
@waddupbud8060 5 жыл бұрын
0:08 My teacher showing how much he expects from me this year
@yummyboysquirts790
@yummyboysquirts790 5 жыл бұрын
Don't get it
@waddupbud8060
@waddupbud8060 5 жыл бұрын
@@yummyboysquirts790 he is making a "tiny sign" with the hand, the teacher is expecting little from me
@yummyboysquirts790
@yummyboysquirts790 5 жыл бұрын
@@waddupbud8060 ohh
@doctorqrow3452
@doctorqrow3452 5 жыл бұрын
Haven't stopped by in quite awhile but you keep being you, Uncle E.
@autumnbranscome1741
@autumnbranscome1741 5 жыл бұрын
Well uncle E, I dont think I have ever been this early to a video of yours. Time to crawl up under my desk and take a nap. 💤💤💤
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
Its not uncle its granddad
@Antnix732
@Antnix732 5 жыл бұрын
Please don’t sleep under ur desk, the janitor doesn’t need anymore trash to pick up.
@yourejustchildish2554
@yourejustchildish2554 4 жыл бұрын
10000 Subs No Videos 🧂
@nigeldm3490
@nigeldm3490 5 жыл бұрын
My first day is today, I'm in lunch rn, thx uncle E, imma use this later
@randomwatcher3049
@randomwatcher3049 5 жыл бұрын
ER, I have been watching you since I was a sophomore in high school believe. Now I’m a college freshman, wow time flies!
@calebstegman4209
@calebstegman4209 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing. It's 2am rn in Australia.
@chrisbade2119
@chrisbade2119 5 жыл бұрын
Eyyy, fellow Aussie!
@finnyphillips8196
@finnyphillips8196 5 жыл бұрын
Aye another Aussie! Though it’s only midnight where I am😂
@JesseAnimates
@JesseAnimates 5 жыл бұрын
its only 7 pm for meh :v
@nerdishyped5211
@nerdishyped5211 5 жыл бұрын
Sadistic Wolf420 another aussie here
@notsocrazytank707
@notsocrazytank707 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, answer me as a native (sorta) Australian. Is it worth to dedicate oneself to move to live here?
@el_williams4523
@el_williams4523 5 жыл бұрын
21:21 -Do you have a least favorite teacher or professor -*All of them* 😂😂
@Awkweeus
@Awkweeus 5 жыл бұрын
This is better than my Biology class!
@mandysmith2018
@mandysmith2018 10 ай бұрын
I am 29 years old. Just got my GED and signed up for my first college class. Yay
@alex-py9rw
@alex-py9rw 5 жыл бұрын
i mean I've already been in school for 2 weeks but this will suffice.
@gee_dubya
@gee_dubya 5 жыл бұрын
thicc same
@jackhines9587
@jackhines9587 5 жыл бұрын
Next week is the start of my 7th week back, 3 more weeks till break
@unstableperson3122
@unstableperson3122 5 жыл бұрын
2morrow is mine
@amootoma6359
@amootoma6359 5 жыл бұрын
I feel ya. I started on the 11th of August
@ulysses498
@ulysses498 5 жыл бұрын
How about ASMR for doomers/NEETS next? The isolation is crippling.
@Faires5
@Faires5 5 жыл бұрын
Holy Shat! That would be amazing! ER can pull that off, I'm sure
@ak-yr4dt
@ak-yr4dt 5 жыл бұрын
Ulysses that might be too obscure of a community
@vincelestrade3758
@vincelestrade3758 5 жыл бұрын
I occasionally hear about that community of sad, sad people. I feel a more positive attitude and a devotion to self-improvement and discipline may help people who are put into these communities, assuming they are not severely disabled, in which case charity would hopefully fulfill their needs.
@andrewmly9834
@andrewmly9834 5 жыл бұрын
nah we need a Z O O M E R asmr
@coopergoss350
@coopergoss350 5 жыл бұрын
@@vincelestrade3758 ladies and gentlemen, we've found a bloomer
@avamile223
@avamile223 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect! I can relax/sleep at lunch today. :-)
@ChuckNorrizHIM
@ChuckNorrizHIM 5 жыл бұрын
For some reason I assumed colleges didn't serve lunch besides the more expensive institutions. Seems too kind
@greybandreg
@greybandreg 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe your ASMR makes me relax while doing my job too!! Thank you so much, Sir
@diana_flies
@diana_flies 5 жыл бұрын
Now I can FINALLY get some good sleep in class :)
@jackshack1167
@jackshack1167 5 жыл бұрын
Unsurprisingly, e.r made me realize why I shouldn’t be worrying about the future so much, as it’s something that’s been stressing me recently. Thanks rift.
@greekbirb
@greekbirb 5 жыл бұрын
so..this means i'm coming back to Arkham? cool
@AdamW2434
@AdamW2434 5 жыл бұрын
Who are you?? I see you everywhere
@greekbirb
@greekbirb 5 жыл бұрын
@@AdamW2434 that was my plan
@Jacob.Strauss
@Jacob.Strauss 5 жыл бұрын
Εύγε Γιατρέ
@wingless__
@wingless__ 5 жыл бұрын
1) Sophomore in College 2) It's okay overall, still stressful sometimes but not as bad as high school 3) The Cartography class I started this semester is going to be great! The professor is nice and she reminds me of me in like 30 years lol. 4) Chemistry- The prof is nice but I already know I'm going to struggle since I didn't take much chem in high school 5) Waking up early for labs (8am oof) and the stress from deadlines always looming over me 6) Yes 7) I've liked them all well enough so far, so no 8) THE PARKING! It sucks, majorly sucks. I have to park over a mile away from campus some days because the limited space on campus to actually park. They really need to make a parking garage. 9) I want to go into forestry and/or do research with an institution or government agency. I work in a Dendrochronology lab currently (tree science! yay!) and it's pretty damn fun and interesting. I'd like to do something with the knowledge i'm gaining from working in the lab.
@wingless__
@wingless__ 5 жыл бұрын
@f9j2 7df2 Thanks :D You too!
@lamarrtheheadcrab4679
@lamarrtheheadcrab4679 5 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait wait WAIT A SECOND a. For the 50th time, what is sophomore b. 8am isn’t early and c. Seriously what is sophomore someone please tell me
@will3music
@will3music Жыл бұрын
More brain squeezing please 🧠 😊
@nizanr3246
@nizanr3246 8 ай бұрын
More brain pleasing squeeze
@Mosestrialman
@Mosestrialman 3 ай бұрын
The flow is majestic
@SabbaYT
@SabbaYT 4 жыл бұрын
I got tingles after a long time.
@skullaroidgaming1800
@skullaroidgaming1800 5 жыл бұрын
Only the best of comedy here on this Chanel, Richard head
@Simple_City
@Simple_City 5 жыл бұрын
My classes don't start until Sept. 24th but I'm just going to watch this anyway.
@ratboy2791
@ratboy2791 5 жыл бұрын
God I wish that were me. Mine started Aug 14
@DerpeyGnome
@DerpeyGnome 5 жыл бұрын
Going back to school by watching Ephemeral Cool 😎
@dariuskeen9046
@dariuskeen9046 5 жыл бұрын
ER: back to school Me: crying myself to sleep
@gallifrox6099
@gallifrox6099 5 жыл бұрын
Richard: "What will it be? Black Cherry or Root Beer?" Me: "Root Beer please please please!" Richard: "Black Cherry? Excellent choice." Me: *Stops video and gets in car* ... ... *goes back to video* "Actually, I like cherry too..."
@mynameisjeff869
@mynameisjeff869 5 жыл бұрын
@DerBoss Because when you're driving in a car you can't drink alcohol.
@LastNameBravo23
@LastNameBravo23 5 жыл бұрын
@DerBoss Stranger Things reference
@arifbcr5121
@arifbcr5121 5 жыл бұрын
@@LastNameBravo23 OOOOH YEAH NOW I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
@zachjordan7702
@zachjordan7702 5 жыл бұрын
Also. When he brought out the brain, and he said “would you mind some-“ I was thinking the next words were gonna be “mind sweeper”😂
@GloriaJWimberley
@GloriaJWimberley 5 жыл бұрын
📚Back-To-School ASMR📚 with both Smencils and questions such as, "What is Time?"... brilliant ☺
@edenpinner
@edenpinner 5 жыл бұрын
Makes going back to college tomorrow more bearable
@d3754
@d3754 4 жыл бұрын
52:26 you’re welcome
@peterd4047
@peterd4047 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Uncle E, for your Clash Royale deck, you NEED spells. I recommend switching the hunter and wizard out for fireball and arrows, you need at least one damage dealing spell and one swarm spell, like zap or arrows! The Pekka is good as your tank and the mini pekka as your tank killer, baby dragon and val for taking out swarms, maybe switch out the witch for minions or bats so you have some light weight but still deadly air support also! Also, you can save up elixir by defending with the baby dragon and mini pekka, and when you have enough make a big push with the big pekka and the spells that I mentioned earlier, to help push down the lawn!
@PerceptionASMR
@PerceptionASMR 5 жыл бұрын
Watched it until the end - is this 'professor' actually just a crazy guy who lives at the sanitarium? 🤔
@barbour7084
@barbour7084 5 жыл бұрын
That’s actually a good theory
@BenBenjiBenjamin
@BenBenjiBenjamin 5 жыл бұрын
Those smell pencils give me so much nostalgia!
@brandino2883
@brandino2883 5 жыл бұрын
E. Your a true memer man. Root beer smecil is better option but would personally prefer cola. Also person who studies plants is botanist
@Gamer_Monke21
@Gamer_Monke21 5 жыл бұрын
Squilliam Fancyson ahhhh i see ur a man of culture as well.
@lexiroms2163
@lexiroms2163 5 жыл бұрын
first year of high school is lit so far
@lexiroms2163
@lexiroms2163 5 жыл бұрын
especially with Rick Dick Head
@SlyFox_04
@SlyFox_04 5 жыл бұрын
I arrived my home and the first thing i saw was this
@CrusaderEpsilon
@CrusaderEpsilon 5 жыл бұрын
Most interesting lecture I've had all week.
@DavuxMakesMusic
@DavuxMakesMusic 5 жыл бұрын
Why are you reading the comments? Go to sleep.
@ladytitanium2769
@ladytitanium2769 5 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume I have the luxury of sleep.
@tj8310
@tj8310 5 жыл бұрын
U R N O T M Y M O M
@gee_dubya
@gee_dubya 4 жыл бұрын
I refuse to listen
@just1randomguy658
@just1randomguy658 4 жыл бұрын
How
@Issengan
@Issengan 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, mate
@crylune
@crylune 5 жыл бұрын
Back to school, meanwhile I finally get a month free after working my ass off all damn summer
@ApplicationBot
@ApplicationBot 5 жыл бұрын
love you so much rift :^)
@logannyf
@logannyf 5 жыл бұрын
THANK U for answering my prayers papa rift
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
P@$nstars be like: Professor Richard Head Im sorry
@abogmus8904
@abogmus8904 5 жыл бұрын
Why would yo censor the word pornstar though? You aren't going to get banned or something
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
@@abogmus8904 it say keep comments respectful plus Mr rift is teaching a class no unnecessary words present in class
@abogmus8904
@abogmus8904 5 жыл бұрын
@@theqr7gamez716 is saying the word "pornstar" an act of disrespect to someone?
@theqr7gamez716
@theqr7gamez716 5 жыл бұрын
@@abogmus8904 nah im just bored and I've been up all night so im kinda tired
@TH-br6vp
@TH-br6vp 5 жыл бұрын
@@theqr7gamez716 Evasion 100
@tyleredwards1449
@tyleredwards1449 5 жыл бұрын
This is actually helping me relax while I’m studying in college. 😂
@erik8727
@erik8727 5 жыл бұрын
Any other subs of uncle E who think about how to explain certain thumbnails of his videos? Just in case a relative or co worker sees it? 😂😂😂👍😁
@ratboy2791
@ratboy2791 5 жыл бұрын
Art project is my go to
@erik8727
@erik8727 5 жыл бұрын
@@ratboy2791 haha nice one. I always do the oops i dropped my phone act.
@xiaobingie6520
@xiaobingie6520 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this in quarantine-
@staklar6101
@staklar6101 5 жыл бұрын
Man E.R. can make even school fun... But i sleep through most of my classes anyway...
@cavehimboasmr
@cavehimboasmr 4 жыл бұрын
I really like the monster hand sounds 👌🏻
@tommyortega7796
@tommyortega7796 5 жыл бұрын
This just remind me that i drop out of college cuz I was too depressed to actually study *nice*
@morganacrow4614
@morganacrow4614 5 жыл бұрын
Same 😣😩
@tommyortega7796
@tommyortega7796 5 жыл бұрын
@@morganacrow4614 unlucky. Wish u luck.
@morganacrow4614
@morganacrow4614 5 жыл бұрын
@@tommyortega7796 thanks 😊 good luck to you, too!
@mexicanburrito790
@mexicanburrito790 5 жыл бұрын
1:30😂 i did not expect that
@jamezy4464
@jamezy4464 5 жыл бұрын
Another art of quiet video would be most delightful professor.
@vincelestrade3758
@vincelestrade3758 5 жыл бұрын
Late-High-School experiences have been immensely stressful thus far. Applying to 16+ colleges turned out to - surprise surprise - not be a good idea in that I have to work on applications for hours each day. I have a workload of Calculus, Honors Physics, College Prep English, Music Appreciation, Economics, Cross Country and P.E. I am stressed, with every day being a frenzy of disassociated tasks and activities. It’s not ideal, but hopefully I’ll get over it. Thanks for the video ER
@lustrouspinetree9259
@lustrouspinetree9259 5 жыл бұрын
Those monster hands are SPECTACULAR
@colbyallen4325
@colbyallen4325 5 жыл бұрын
Do you guys ever just tap on random stuff like you’re an ASMRtist or is that just me?
@tearex_8443
@tearex_8443 5 жыл бұрын
Ever since i watched asmr i tap dishes like in asmr when i dishwash in the kitchen
@hufflepuffotaku7642
@hufflepuffotaku7642 5 жыл бұрын
Colby Allen nah it’s not just you I do it all the time
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