Relax with Your New Manager (ASMR)

Your new manager, who just so happens to be a former employee and collator of TPS reports at Initech, holds a meeting with you to get to know you, offer you some much deserved compensation for all the hard work you've been doing, and most importantly help you relax and experience the Autonomous Sensory Managerial Response using some simple methods, office supplies and other objects that you can find at the workplace, including but not limited to:
00:26:33 Shoes
00:33:05 Marble drink bottle
00:36:16 Briefcase
00:38:14 Stress Paul
00:42:42 The Red Swingline Stapler
00:47:47 Staple strips
00:50:19 Rubik's cube
00:52:35 Tape dispenser
00:54:05 Tape
00:56:23 Bag of rubber bands
00:57:50 Hole punch
00:59:09 Staple remover
01:00:45 Zen garden
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You can listen to selected works outside of KZbin:
Out now: "The ASMR Sessions Volume 3"
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Podcasts:
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What is ASMR? It is both a sensation and a medium.
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current, non-scientific name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally help induce this sensation, also referred to as "tingles", but also provide a relaxing, calming, soothing, therapeutic and even entertaining experience for the viewer.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.