BAD CHRISTIAN TV

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[@cosmosadorabilis7677]

"My mother was nurse, but an unconventional one. She didn't believe in hospitals. " What.

[@missmoanypants]

I wonder if she was as sh*tty a nurse as she was a mother?

[@DwayneIsKing]

@@missmoanypants she had to be 😂😭

[@TheNavigator_23]

🤣

[@therealityofitall4819]

Some of the most stupidest thing I have ever heard..

[@A.l85]

Really, why is she a nurse if she does not believe in hospitals ?!

[@SaltyCalhoun]

I had a Bibleman cape when I was younger. I wore it in reverse so the logo was on the inside so I could pretend it was a Batman cape.

[@abhijeetthombre4213]

😂

[@phoenixxam5812]

Smartass 🤣🤣🤣

[@kenrickkahn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NeroLeMorte]

Lmao

[@lubabe9969]

Awe dude, that just makes me sad.

[@violettaeve]

I guess Jesus granted bible man the power to avoid copyright infringement with those knock off lightsabers

[@MegaGinia]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tmajec]

😆

[@IntrovertedOreo]

Jedi: You WILL credit us. *waves hand."

[@KitanaFaye]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tony36271]

There was no lightsabers in the bible.

[@itchweeed47]

"Hey Scottie! Jesus man." Will never not get a laugh out of me

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

I hope if I ever meet David A.R. White, he’d let me film him saying that on my phone. 🤣

[@annakeye]

If I was still at high school and some little wanker comes up to me and pulls that happy clappy "jesus man" crap, I'd have gone all Linda Blair on his WASP identity.

[@Pignificent]

​@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427he seems too douchey to do that for you

[@qwellen7521]

Psalty is pure nightmare fuel.

[@DegenTrader69]

lol i used to watch Psalty when i was young. I loved it, still do. good clean fun

[@missmoanypants]

I grew up on Psalty but I don’t remember him having them cheekbones!

[@danthefan28]

He looks straight up demonic.

[@thedarkprince305]

I think I did used to watch it a long time ago. I could be mistaken for another one

[@sfs6990]

That dog is creepy af

[@dj3y3]

“My mother was a nurse who didn’t believe in hospitals, and after the Angel visited me, we went to the hospital and the doctor said I’m perfectly healthy and I don’t need to be in the hospital” The number of contradictions hurts my brain.

[@ivx8345]

Religion.

[@KasumiRINA]

@@ivx8345 religion is main reason there are so many hospitals in first place. So many were created by monks.

[@14489]

@@KasumiRINA No they are not.... Name 10 hospitals created by monks....

[@Talia.777]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Authenticallyathena]

So her mother saw people healed in the hospital she worked in but didn't believe in hospitals to heal her own child? Ok ...

[@highpineapple]

I'm not the kind of person to shit on someone else's beliefs (and I'm still not), but this video was hilarious.

[@Zanemob]

As someone who has been raised in a Christian home. Yes! I love and hate this. Love it for how cringey and dumb it is but I also hate it for the same reason.

[@TheDizzleHawke]

Shit away. Ain’t no Christians watching this.

[@purplehz97]

Other people's beliefs are sometimes hilarious.

[@paulwevers2109]

I am the kind of person that shits on someone`s believes cause their dumb as shit.

[@ankitpant1982]

@@paulwevers2109 like your grammar?

[@reginagallico6669]

Sees Psalty: "That is horrifying." 10 seconds later: "It got worse!"

[@franciszaldivar337]

yeah Psalty looks like an incredibly bad drug trip come to life

[@amoghmanuachar7015]

The dog looked like some eldritch demon creature.

[@christopherbzowski4346]

@@amoghmanuachar7015 it looks like a bdsm suit

[@Shanzha23]

🤣

[@austintayeshus1]

bruh whoever made that "miracle man" scene was high as balls.

[@danielciocilteu3545]

I was quite upset with that scene. I kept yelling at the screen "WHAT are his powers?? I dont get it!?" XD

[@deanbiffin]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shorap]

"High" on god, you mean 😆

[@paulnejtek6588]

It was Gid himself

[@andrewj3177]

Ironicaly it is god's people who made us stray further from God

[@taiteakopyte1286]

Underrated comment this is.

[@crustbucket2725]

Those that push beliefs and don't listen to boundaries aren't true Christian's lol

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

for me it was that AND the book which made si many christian

[@bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008]

No man is an island Or something.

[@huiyinglan6393]

It has been foretold in the bible....sadly. No one talks about this but yeah....

[@danthefan28]

Bibleman versus literally any supervillain: Okay Thanos, but according to Genes- **Gets strangled to death by Thanos**

[@CarvedDaWarped]

Exactly.

[@danielciocilteu3545]

So what are Bibleman's powers? Can he do like biblical miracles? Can he split water in two? Can he set a bush on fire? Can he spread the gospel with his mind control powers? Speech 100?? Honestly, im curious. Im more interested in the Bibleverse than the DCU.

[@kylegovender6211]

Both the forces of heaven and hell will need to unite to get crushed by thanos After all he is an avengers level threat

[@sunless]

"God's not dead" is the Christian "the room"

[@thanatosvorigan4986]

How dare you?!... The Room was entertaining at least.

[@arshylsshortvids433]

As a human bean the room is much better.

[@lostfan5054]

Hey f*** you! The Room is awesome!!! LOL

[@NinjaKnight117]

Oh my goodness. My man Kevin Sorbo let me down. So bad!

[@danthefan28]

@@NinjaKnight117 You either die as Hercules, or live long enough to be casted in what is basically a Christian propaganda film that isn't even well written.

[@TheSuperuser49]

I'm pretty sure that biblically, Angels are supposedly horrific looking

[@Chartail1]

Depends on the angel, but the Cherubim that surrounds the thrown of God has four heads, 4 wings and eyes all over its body. Which is totally AWSOME!! But this tv show is an old show for kids, pretty harmless. Personally for me I loved the animation Angel Wars which was awesome 😁

[@airblaq4939]

Look like owls

[@missmoanypants]

Like the angels in Bayonetta?

[@Mattjammar]

Not horrific in the traditional sense, but in the I have no words for what I'm seeing sense. Certain descriptions in the bible are attempts of the writer to describe a being so outside our realm of understanding as to be nearly indescribable in our terms. It would be a bit like trying to describe the color red to someone who has been blind their whole life.

[@Mattjammar]

@A B yes, except the opposite. Lovecraft designed his monsters to be aweful/horrendous. Angels in the Bible are indescribable in their beauty/majesty.

[@sweetbeans6310]

Guess they all had the power of god and anime on they’re sides.

[@mdstanton1813]

@@RandoLePerson there is a typo in your user name. I think its spelt 'Randon Annoying Person'

[@sweetbeans6310]

@@mdstanton1813 thank you m d

[@cameronvadnais4388]

That poor awkward kid.

[@Lyko5]

hey, at least the kid was able to push off the bullies with a flute, they may have made the world bully him psychologicaly but at least nobody will beat him up

[@aporue5893]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Rider95king]

I am so glad I was raised around DC and Marvel comics. I can't possibly imagine my life if i was expose to these kinds of things at a young age.

[@highpineapple]

Honestly, you wouldn't know the difference either way.

[@Rider95king]

@@highpineapple oh believe me I know the difference.

[@P-P-Panda]

It was horrible when I was Christian back then I wanted to play/read other stuff so bad

[@JoppingBen10Fan]

@@P-P-Panda that makes me so glad my parents allowed me to watch shows Ben 10 and Danny Phantom, even though I have had to watch some bad Christian shows before. The only Christian show I liked is VeggieTales

[@tljsucks1166]

Luckily, my parents didn’t know about any of that shit. I’m an atheist, but I go to a Christian high school. My biology teacher asked us if we had seen Bible man, and a bunch of people said “yeah, that’s a great show.” Now I know that they’re all insane.

[@elrondriel]

Psalty is gonna haunt my dreams and every waking moment of my life

[@spleenforsoul]

Lol, I actually have a Psalty vinyl i picked up at some festival thing. It looked really cringe and had to have it. I didn't know it was a TV show.

[@KitanaFaye]

I can relate I’m totally scarred for the last of my adult life..

[@adrenochrome_slurper]

I think the dog was actually worse. ಠ﹏ಠ

[@louie1338]

He’s always haunted me ever since I was young 😭

[@-belue-6697]

More like "APSAULTY" if you ask me! 😬

[@tyfraserweeks9216]

Why is no one talking about how the villains' weapons in Bible man are literally a coat hanger and what looks like the head of a sprinkler??

[@KasumiRINA]

Could be worse, like _wire_ hangers... (Mommie Dearest)

[@matthewheath7839]

And a broom

[@mjallen1308]

8:53 I like how no one renders aid or calls 911. It’s just “Do you know Jesus?” WTF?! Call the paramedics! I don’t know Jesus but I know David, the ER doctor at Providence Hospital can you call him? I’d like to live, thank you... Pretty sure the guys like “maybe if I say yes, he’ll call the paramedics.

[@impracticalPhysics]

I think the filmmakers want the audience to assume that the bystanders all assumed that he was dying, had only a minute or so left, and that an ambulance would never be able to arrive on time.

[@mjallen1308]

⁠@@impracticalPhysicsoh no doubt. I was just taken aback bc even if the ambulance wouldn’t arrive on time, I’d still call 911…not start a sermon.

[@impracticalPhysics]

@@mjallen1308 I'd probably do that too. because where's the harm in trying?

[@danthefan28]

Looking at Psalty, all I can ask is "How could any christian make something so demonic?".

[@-belue-6697]

Cause, "JESUS MAN! ✊"

[@tljsucks1166]

Psomeone Psychotic

[@jayedgardyson1920]

That poor lecturer from God’s Not Dead would have survived had he received some CPR instead of being preached to by that chap who, I’m reliably informed, WAS a chief heart specialist and cardiac surgeon up until he got struck off for not assisting at a RTA. Well played, god!

[@CraigStCyrPlus]

Nothing says religion like withholding professional medical treatment unless you relent your personal beliefs for fear of your life.

[@-belue-6697]

@@CraigStCyrPlus...Every time I go to my specialist! 🤷 🤪 🤷‍♀️

[@WizardOfWor]

@@CraigStCyrPlus Which is illegal & unconstitutional. Also violates the separation of Church & State.

[@fritzfxx]

@@WizardOfWor That may be the letter of the law, but this is a Christian country. There has never been, and will never be an agnostic/athiest president, and most laws are written by Christians. Don't forget, they have special privileges, and will continue to abuse them until something is done.

[@WizardOfWor]

@@fritzfxx No. America was *never* a Christian Nation, no matter how many times religious people want to pretend that it is. Why else do you think that Founding Fathers of this country have written the Establishment Clause (separation of church & state) into the 1st Amendment of the U.S. constitution? Because they *knew* that this unconstitutional shit would happen. And they were theists, by the way, not Christians.

[@hezekiahthomas837]

Can't lie even as a Christian I got admid this was hilarious

[@work90]

It's ok to laugh at these. They focus more on fights rather than the teachings of Bible. Bible man is good tho

[@WildlifeWarrior-cr1kk]

Hope you're not a Christian now it's a cult

[@danielciocilteu3545]

Reading the comments made by stupid christians is even more funny than the video itself.

[@LwJohnL]

Wow! That was pretty... indoctrinating. The only one I've (partially) seen is God's Not Dead. As an atheist, I couldn't make it through that vomitous attempt at mischaracterizing atheists.

[@neighbourhoodwitch18]

Yes! I keep wondering what it’s like watching a video like this if one is…well…religiously challenged. Can _not_ imagine. I don’t know what it’s like to have faith in imaginary things. Must be lovely 😄

[@HeavymetalHylian]

it did more harm than good! It's stupid to say that if there is no god there's no reason to be moral and that if there is no god, then everything is permissible. Is the guy saying he would just walk around being an asshole if he knew he wouldn't go to hell? Doesn't he have empathy? :/

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Yeah, a lot of these were funny but that one was more than a little repulsive. The fact that the people who made this see atheists as power-hungry despots desperate to convert everyone to their own world view in order to seek validation and assuage their doubts really says a lot more about them as Christians than it does about atheists

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

@HoneyedHylian "The question I get asked by religious people all the time is, without God, what’s to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount I want is zero. The fact that these people think that if they didn’t have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine." Penn Jillette

[@NunayahBuisness]

@@HeavymetalHylian that's what stood out to me. Make it sound like they have no personal concept of right or wrong. It kinda makes me think some people might be better off with religion.

[@bluegum6438]

The argument of "without God, there is no morality" is so disturbing, I just don't do shitty things because I know they're wrong. Why do you need the threat of punishment to not steal, rape and murder? Punishment doesn't stop the desperate and crazy anyway. So self-evidently dumb.

[@carlosnieve1225]

The movie may have done a bad job explaining it. I’m an atheist but I’ve talked to a pastor about it before. As far as I understand, they think our ideas of morality come from god. People know right from wrong and animals don’t because of god. Not the most compelling argument, but it’s a bit saner than the “I would be evil if it weren’t for the threat of hell” one.

[@Chartail1]

If you dont believe in God then it doesnt mean anything to a non believer. Basically we get our morals from who made us, kids learn morals from their parents, so as Christians we believe God created us, and because of sin we are disconnected from God until we turn back. Like a child who leaves home but has the choice of returning home or not. Humans change morals depending on personality and environment. If one person says morally its bad to hit a woman but another country says its morally correct, who is right? Which human is higher than the other to claim the right morals? Humans have to be taught right from wrong. But if morals are fluid and can change whenever then are humans idea of morals something that should be followed? So as Christians we believe that God has set up what is correct and what isnt since we believe He made us and is like a parent. And if you want to live in your parents home you have to follow their guidelines. Thats the basic of morals, but theres alot of other extras. Hope that made sense. 😁

[@bluegum6438]

@@Chartail1 I've got a few disagreements there, but I'm not really interested in a long discussion. I'll leave it at saying that from my point of view, it still looks like nonsense, but thank you for trying to explain it to me. I do understand the logic behind it now, but I also strongly disagree.

[@Chartail1]

@@bluegum6438 and thats the beauty of having free will, we can all agree or disagree with each other in a civil manner. What I said is the Biblical backing to it, but if people don't believe in God/Jesus or the Bible then you will never agree with something you don't believe in, its actually the same principle in most faiths like Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam etc, Which is kind of the point of having a belief in something higher than ourselves, either way I wish you all the best , have a good one👍 😁

[@paleemperor5379]

@@Chartail1 Do you think slavery is moral? Because the bible does, but most Christians these days don't think it's moral. Because they have subjective secular morals just like everyone else does, and their morals have changed now that most of the world has abolished slavery and realized it's immoral. Do you think there's any reason to think murder is wrong apart from the fact that the bible says it's wrong? If you can come up with even one reason (and i really hope you can) then you too have secular morals, separate from religion.

[@GoatHeadWalletProdt]

The people who did Psalty the singing songbook also did a Christian Musical called Hi-Tops which of course is hilariously weird

[@jeanhartely]

Cinema Snob does a great knockdown of this awful "musical".

[@GoatHeadWalletProdt]

@@jeanhartely that’s how I first heard of it!

[@-belue-6697]

I swear to the Gods, If HI-TOPS doesn't feature a singing shoe character...I don't even want to watch it! 😂🙄😂

[@MrMan-sy4ev]

Growing up my neighbor had the strictest parents I’ve ever met. He wasn’t allowed to watch any kind of tv, not even Ed, Edd, and Eddy. The only thing he could watch was Bibleman. He grew up to be a very very depraved man.

[@ChosenOneDan]

yea I had a friend in my neighborhood that had psycho christian parents that never let him play or see anything violent. it made him into a real softie. its extremely harmful for children to not let them experience these things early.

[@personperson2319]

Well now my curiosity is peaked. What did the depraved guy do? Lmao

[@marniestewart]

​​@@personperson2319 parents were probably abusive. Strict religious people usually are. It wasn't necessarily the tv rules..

[@kathrynjaneway5346]

Is he a serial killer now ?

[@xl-osts5004]

7:48 Some people in this world actually think this way and it genuinely scares me. It doesn't matter wheyher or not god is real for you to be morally correct and a good person throughout your life. Being a good person shouldn't be an act for an omnipresent being, it should just be something you naturally are

[@thanatosvorigan4986]

Exactly! All that scene did was make me not believe a word he said. He's clearly a psychopath.

[@-itvara-]

Facts!

[@-belue-6697]

Also, LAWS exist...So, even if you don't choose to be a good person, not everything is permissible just because some people believe God doesn't exist. 🙄... Also, you are not automatically a bad person just because you believe differently than someone else.

[@Lyko5]

Nothing is true, everything is permited nothing is true, there are many perspectives and one should strife to search for it at every point and question everything everything is permited, nothing is limited in the world, unless, we ourselves put up with the moral barriers of what is right and wrong because we are creatures with self awareness

[@KasumiRINA]

Everything is permissible for me, but not everything is helpful. Everything is permissible for me, but I will not allow anything to control me. No that's not an anarchist manifesto or a quote from Assassin's Creed. It's from 1 Corinthians 6:12. Literally Bible says that. So that argument on morality is wrong.

[@MegaGinia]

Mercy! During the seventies, the local Christian radio station (WPEL radio, AM and FM - said in a very nasally male voice in my head!) had a couple of children’s radio shows on Saturday mornings, which we were required to listen to. I guess this was their answer to the Saturday morning cartoons that every other kid got to watch! editing to add this: the further I get into this video, the more frightening it becomes! However, all of it is much too familiar to me, and after sixty years, I am still astounded at how deep the hard-wiring goes. This behavior was so normalized to us, it was difficult to recognize that there was any other way to believe.

[@KitsuneFyora]

Completely agree to the hardwiring. It makes it so difficult to see more than what we're taught. I feel for all of those that are still stuck there, and may very well be for the rest of their life

[@MegaGinia]

@@KitsuneFyora As I go through my life, living as an Atheist for so many years, I still get blindsided when those messages flash in my head during certain situations. Not to mention how I often cannot shake the feeling that I am being watched 24-7! Because, you know, god never took a break from watching everything I have ever done in secret!

[@KitsuneFyora]

@@MegaGinia yep, the flashes are the worst, especially when most of the things you decide to do would be considered a "sin". God is watching and reprimanding you everytime you decide to take control of your life instead of turning the other cheek all the time!

[@MegaGinia]

@@KitsuneFyora Lol. You’d think a guy as Important as he is would have more important things to do than count how many times one individual amongst billions fornicated! Or, you know, steals a quarter from their stingy big sister, for example! That one caused me guilt for a good Southern minute😬!

[@KitsuneFyora]

@MegaGinia I feel that for sure lol. For me it was "getting revenge" on others, which usually means I'm just telling someone to bug off because they're being annoying. Glad you were able to enjoy a life outside of that very narrow minded mentality. I hope your life continues to be full and free 😊

[@drick9099]

I like how accurate "joshua and the promised land" is according to the bible 😅😅😂😂 coz a war between a lion with meercats totally happened

[@sinifexxephinis4310]

You can find videos of it here on KZbin, if I recall correctly it was a project worked on by one guy, with voice actors of course. It's sooo bad. It also has a sketchy deleted scene.

[@-belue-6697]

I mean, that's how they described it to me in Bible Study Class as a kid, so. 🤪

[@WhatDoYouExpectToHappen]

A youtuber named saberspark made a passion project involving several youtube creator to reanimate joshua and the promised land, go check that one out lol

[@stephaniehavoksen1761]

Omg I’m a Christian and I have the dvd for Joshua and the promised land 😭 My dad worked for a Christian radio company and I think someone gave it to him so he gave it to the kids to watch and the whole family hated it 💀 now we can’t find it lol

[@marijnvanlingen8678]

I think Jesus himself drew the cartoons back in around 20 AD, technology wasn't all that great at the time and it shows to be honest. Sorry J, no offense!

[@nicwookie1313]

From someone who grew up in the church thank you 🙏🏽 I needed the extra laugh and unlocked memories 😂

[@-belue-6697]

When I read "UNLOCKED MEMORIES", I thought of a video game! 🤪... What is wrong with me?! 🤷🤣🤷‍♀️

[@Y0uKnowMyName]

Holy shit. "We can't find the kids. Welp, let's give up. Trust in the lord." Wtf? These movies are so divorced from reality.

[@thenekozombie4316]

Bruh, if a professor did that sort of thing in class, he’d be reprimanded for it. Opinions, yes. Grading points for saying god is dead? Questionable. That’s just me though, so I think I may be wrong

[@mastersouth531]

The whole movie was a bit of a mess, we had to watch that in Highschool during "Religion" hours, and it was... Something. It was so on the nose and so bad at times. Worst of all was this one classmate that asked me after the movie "How can you still not believe in God after watching this?" to which I simply said something like "If you're talking about the arguments brought by this movie, you and I both know that there are a lot of better ones they could have used." Like, really, they made that professor guy a "Secret Christian" that just "Hated God for taking away his mom"... It was pretty lazy, also the fact that they killed him at the end was pure gold. =))

[@FeelTheLack]

The ACLU would have his ass for that.

[@CoolGuyMcGruff]

Yet that is nothing compared to the brainwashing they're doing in schools nowadays!

[@Nerval-kg9sm]

It's just like how Scientology videos show horrendous caricatures of psychologists. Straw men.

[@AW-uo9lg]

8:28 How to end a film in 5 minutes: Teacher threatens student over believing in God, student sues teacher for violating 1st amendment of freedom of religion.

[@cesiumverbal102]

"The highness of haughtiness will never serve anyone." ICONIC. Let's be real, she hammed that shit up lol

[@KasumiRINA]

Out of all shows here, that one is self-aware they're doing low budget kids show and are just having fun on the set. It's wholesome.

[@IntrovertedOreo]

Bibleman is what happens if Star Wars and Marvel had an ugly unplanned baby.

[@marquesburman1380]

What’s an unplanned baby

[@funnatopia704]

… and it converted to alt-right conservative Christian when it was 16.

[@Mr.cladmaniac]

Ugly, nah, it's plain gorgeous

[@qwellen7521]

For as goofy as bible man is, it tends to be pretty harmless, generally is just “don’t be an asshole” kind of morality plays. Everything else? Not so much

[@mouwersor]

In the clip shown they say "greatness is being a servant". That is slave-morality at it's worst. Very life-denying.

[@mdstanton1813]

The bible (an inanimate object) isn't harmful...but what people have done with it is exceptionally harmful

[@Atribecalledsuccess]

@@mouwersor is serving (helping) other people really slavery?😂😂

[@orlandowright2323]

@@mouwersor you also have to remember that we have the terms Servicemen and Servicewomen, nothing to do with slavery.

[@mouwersor]

@@Atribecalledsuccess I said slave-morality, not slavery. Google what slave-morality is.

[@teddylark2357]

wait…bible man is still going!! that’s actually impressive

[@KitsuneFyora]

Wait really? That _is_ impressive

[@The_Chimera]

The episode in the video is several years old. The show currently exists as a cartoon. But yeah, it's still a thing.

[@Anna-po1sb]

@@The_Chimera I looked into it too. I wanted to find modern live-action episodes because this was so funny. So disappointed its a generic 3d cartoon now >:(

[@stanclark8824]

im shocked by that too!!! hahaha it is so weird!

[@efrainsantiago2181]

It actually caught me off guard because I saw it playing in a store when I went shopping with my Christian father a year or two ago! I only recognized the name though, as it was a cartoon when I saw it.

[@DamonNomad82]

As a kid, I always rather liked Psalty. Granted, I think the fact that I only listened to the audio cassette tapes and didn't see the visuals had a lot to do with that. The guy who created and performed the character wasn't a bad singer, but seeing him onscreen in that costume is nightmare fuel...

[@DizzyDez613]

OMFFFFG!!!!! That guy dressed as the dog…. Then all the kids start bark-singing. Lmfaaaaoooo! Deeead 💀

[@rockoorbe2002]

Even for a furry he's just creepy

[@byHexted]

6:18 awe yes a great lesson for children. “If you can’t find your friend/item, don’t keep trying just give up and ask god that’s all you can do”

[@empressoftheknownuniverse]

Holy krist, that dog those kids were riding gave me flashbacks to The Shining! 😫

[@RobotoSan]

7:04 Professor Atheist Poser: "I need you to write 'God is dead.'" It would really be fun to write something like, "First I need you to explain why you call yourself an atheist, yet proclaim that God is dead. An actual atheist would be telling us that God never existed in the first place, so he certainly didn't die at some point."

[@byHexted]

I love the wolf just being squashed and stretched to make it seem like it’s moving 😂

[@fivehandsmash780]

No way bible man is still going

[@crustbucket2725]

Eventually theyll just be filming his casket daily to see who visits bibleman

[@dispater101]

Of course, Bibleman is in his early 30s still living in his childhood bedroom 😅

[@byHexted]

I’ve watched gods not dead sooo many times I’ll never get over the idea of a professor forcing students to write “god is dead”

[@melissacooper8724]

IKR?! IRL, no college professor would ever make the students write "God is dead" on paper!

[@superspeedbros]

I'm a christian, and even I think this is hilarious. 5:19 was a serious acid trip.

[@ArchetypeRyan]

Florida: "How did our woke kids come to like drugs and freaks in animal costumes?!" Psalty: "I'ma stop you right there."

[@kristinbreen3312]

Bibleman was the only superhero I was into as a kid and this just brought back all the great memories 😂 I cant believe I thought this stuff was so cool, no wonder I was the weird kid.

[@dabxnoiseviv8866]

god may have left me abandoned but CHODMUNCH DIDNT!

[@alexvermaak1759]

God never abandons you. REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vvjjkk]

Godmunch

[@AstrophelTDeath]

Your telling me if I serve Satan, I get to turn into a fucking Wolf? Sold!!!!

[@raavenhairston2061]

Flashbacks to being forced to watch bible man at my Christian daycare

[@nickgagnon3626]

So basically they tortured the kids there.

[@darthmalgus232]

Bible Man is the only one I actually liked. Probably because I’m a Star Wars fan.

[@JoppingBen10Fan]

You could've watched VeggieTales instead of that

[@sirsavagethe21st56]

Bruh 😂 these are so cringe yet funny imagine calling yourself "bible man"

[@TerryFGM]

kinda like believing in god ":D"

[@fumbdounded6511]

What baffles me is it said 1995 to present how tf does this show still exist to this day

[@godsrevolver9737]

@@fumbdounded6511 they were still making episodes when I was a kid 😂 and they have a live theater show

[@yashbspianoandcompositions1042]

Being a christian, these are pretty cringe. Another thing is I am not a contemporary christian music fan.

[@shaz2761]

Qur'an boy

[@Antifearn]

“All right everybody… Let’s beat these guys” So inspiring. Thank you scary bipedal lion boy.

[@Ted_Stryker]

Ah, yes. I remember that made for tv movie about how Brian Fantana went through a lot of soul searching after losing his job with the news team. So, tragic to watch your hero's lives fall apart so quickly. 😖🤧

[@DwayneIsKing]

8:02 look I believe in God very strongly, but it is very stupid and ignorant to automatically make people that don't believe in God look like evil and terrible people 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@r3cl4im49]

Dude, i already died when the Bibleman popped up on the first one.

[@jamievaughn1485]

For every Angel that was trying to help, there are 999 kids that just die off. Seems like Angels need better management.

[@saranemcova5448]

8:26 See? Even atheists can be good-hearted people who wish you nice day in the end...

[@highpineapple]

Maybe. But more often than not, I've come across most atheists who turn out to be complete douchebags to people who have a faith or religion. I always see them telling people how ridiculous or stupid they are for whatever religion they follow. It's pretty disgusting. 🤷

[@boringface1803]

@@highpineapple That's really sad, i'm an atheist and i couldn't care less about your faith, i only care about how you treat people.

[@thomasherzog86]

@@highpineapple if i had to chose between people that ridicule beliefs and people that feel comfort in others suffering in hell, forever for the way god made them (or let satan fool them whatever) - im more than happy to be one of the disgusting ones to you/them.

[@Puppet2183]

@@thomasherzog86 100 percent!

[@crustbucket2725]

@@thomasherzog86 As long as you aren't shitting on people for no reason when they speak on THEIR beliefs you're fine. (If they're being an ass then go for it but you shouldn't diss the religion as a whole, now if you're talking about corrupt churches or anything that's cool too) Now as far as those that are pushy or rude, those arent true christians anyways. Most of the bible is metaphors and stories for what you should do or shouldnt do. I believe a lot of the corrupt stuff in it was added in but that's just me.

[@moodydude6790]

That clip of Bibleman is on par with a lot of weird dream I had.

[@jonathan19947]

Should be called Cringe Christian Shows With Bad Acting

[@Andrew-1828]

Because no serious actor would risk their career on a stupid thing as these programs. Not so much because of the the religious aspect, but because their budgets can’t afford decent actors

[@-belue-6697]

@@Andrew-1828...HEY! The Christians made that movie with Hercules (Kevin Sorbo) in it!...So, YOUR COMMENT IS INVALID! 🤪...But seriously though, "HERCULES MAN! ✊"

[@vanillabatcave5677]

Last one seemed okay

[@KasumiRINA]

@@Andrew-1828 true, Lord of the Rings and Narnia stuff are Christian works and got more or less decent budget... Well one of the two did.

[@SkyMaddas1]

9:32 Hey Scotty, Jesus man! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TrevJericho]

2:03 “I…have….waited a long time for this moment, my little hairy friend.”

[@suzanne5685]

*gets hit by car* Random stranger: " Do you have time to talk about The Lord and Savor of Jesus Christ,"

[@mikeoxlong1395]

"As a matter of fact, no Susan, i don't have the time to talk about our lord, i'm fucking dying over here and i would very much like you to call me an ambulance."

[@suzanne5685]

@@mikeoxlong1395 hahahaha 😂😂

[@lidbass]

Psalty looks like Benny Hill. Now THAT would be an interesting crossover…

[@davenaldrich3985]

I remember when my best friend’s mom made us watch Bibleman! Ahhh the memories!

[@chimeraart3737]

5:36 ok this is just down right creepy

[@PrivateNegative]

MY EYES!

[@SkyMaddas1]

Bibleman left me speechless 😂😂😂😂 Edit. Psalty was beyond me. Why did this even exist?! Creepy af

[@Shanzha23]

puny 😂

[@Zanemob]

Bibleman is one of the great cringe gods. Edit: I wasn’t aware of Psalty. I don’t know what else to say…

[@neighbourhoodwitch18]

Thank you _so much_ for cheering me up, absolutely _love_ your channel and look forward to your uploads 🥰

[@maceds]

Goku: "Who's this Bibleman everyone is talking about? He sounds super powerful! I'd love to fight him !

[@timtheenchanter2062]

Imagine Goku finally defeated... by the word of god🤣

[@malik-h2e]

@@timtheenchanter2062 Hakai

[@dj3y3]

Goku’s gonna deck God in the schnoz

[@timtheenchanter2062]

@@dj3y3 he's gonna spirit bomb the holy spirit

[@CarvedDaWarped]

Bibleman would be dead before the battle began, nuff said

[@theparanormalconnection8954]

My mum is a nurse but she does not believe in hospitals. WTF!!!!!

[@colerichardson1026]

psalty, "we've searched high and low and cant find the kids anywhere"...maybe you should check in psalty's basement...

[@Crazy__Canuck]

Funniest thing to me was that the show "Bibleman" has been running from 1995 to present day!! Hahahaha!!

[@eldrichnemo9312]

Bibleman is a shame because you COULD have some interesting material, but it comes down to delivery and presentation. My immediate thought was how Mewtwo's quote “I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” is more memorable because it's spoken so earnestly and timed so well. Meanwhile the heroes of Bibleman are flatly quoting what's supposed to be their deep-down true belief and the villain just sounds bored instead of deeply narcissistic. She ought to be chewing the scenery like Rita Repulsa!

[@andersdondes4748]

It's so crazy that such a deep and beautiful quote comes from a pokemon movie.

[@GhostRiderSpiritOfVengeance]

Here I thought I was going to see bad television. Rather, I was introduced to a sneak peak of the next phase of the MCU. Thank you Bibleman

[@kellyservo]

There is no escape, over 2000 years in and it's still burdening.

[@Shanzha23]

hilarious

[@carlosnieve1225]

You ever think that the reason that god doesn’t talk to us anymore is all the cringey fan-fiction about him?

[@kellyservo]

He would be so embarrassed X-D

[@aporue5893]

''why not take it as a warning from the king of the seagulls?'' lol that was pretty funny! 🤣

[@The_Lord_Of_The_Rims]

Lmao awesome content as always whenever I start watching your vids I just wish they'd go on for much longer cause of how hilarious they are 😅

[@MsLemon42]

I've been chugging water and am a bit full. I almost exploded at 2:20 with that distortion of the wolf's face.

[@iamgod3411]

I just forgot until now that I watched God's Not Dead as a Christian back when it came through our town, but now it's been revealed to me in a whole new light lmaooo

[@kekejefferson9219]

I used to watch this trash. My uncle in CA didn't even let us watch free tv. Why was he big on this mess but didn't stop cheating on his wife?

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

I can't be the only person who noticed that a couple of the ninjas in the opening "Bible Man" clip were fighting with coat hangers and a lawn sprinkler.😶😶😶

[@kathrynjaneway5346]

Thanks soooo much for this video. Its featured regularly at parties. Much Thanks for laughs xxxxx

[@HippieBuddah]

I can literally feel my I.Q. dropping while watching this.

[@PlantNeptune]

psalty kidnapped kids and gathered a search party for em- oml

[@chingzahoihhangzoguite3267]

0:19 Now Thanos has a worthy opponent. Damn! It's gonna be epic.

[@stevenswapp4768]

The God is dead teacher is hilarious. "All I have for him is hate." It makes me think this is how all religious people see outsiders: Just hatred. There is no one who finds it laughable

[@gdutfulkbhh7537]

And they wonder why nobody wants to join in their religious cosplay with them any more...

[@DanielKevin-lg2fb]

When anime cosplayers are more normal that them then something is definitely wrong somewhere.

[@jaymeVos]

I had bought a bunch ov Bibleman stuff for a friend's birthday. It was hilarious, the looks on their faces trying to figure out what it was. He was lucky he never actually faced a villain, they would have just shot the jackass 😂😂😂

[@purple_tokki]

I had to attend hs in Alabama and they made us watch that god’s not dead movie, almost every movie they played were christian related. They also made everyone pray and hold hands on the football field when one of the students passed away in a car accident (he was drunk and speeding) and they told us we’d have ISS if we didn’t participate, they’d say the same thing with football pep rallies. I’m not sure if it was a religious holiday or something but one day they gathered the students into the gymnasium and had men in robes carrying huge wooden crosses on their backs and they were passing out tiny red marbles and the was a whole 30 minute religious speech.

[@KasumiRINA]

Soviet union tried to turn people into atheists for 70 years, failed miserable... they should have tried doing what you described, that'd work much better than raids on priests and blacklisting anyone with clergy in family from all jobs and unis.

[@andersdondes4748]

No offense bro, but you just made me even happier I'm not an American....

[@_JananaBanana]

I'm a Christian, and "God's Not Dead" pisses me off. It paints atheists as the bad guy and further pushes the narrative that we should separate ourselves from the people the Bible says to show love to. SO many people in this world call themselves Christians but are nothing like what Jesus taught. I always tell people I hate religion, because it's a man made concept and only causes hate, war, and divide. Love each other

[@crystallogic8147]

From an Atheist: Kudos to you. I may not agree with your faith, but I know a decent human being when I see one. I wish all your fellow Christians were more like you.

[@bramblepicker]

The stuff nightmares are made of!

[@Shanzha23]

no they are not

[@bramblepicker]

@@Shanzha23 I beg to differ

[@jeanhartely]

For an excellent critique of Psalty, check out Hannah and Jake. They completely destroy this creepy enterprise.

[@barth9580]

Psalty's camping adventure is some serious nightmare fuel.

[@AndyOjoks]

Bro, can’t believe I watched bibleman as a kid. My kids are lucky their dad ain’t religious anymore, it’s such a torture.

[@jacqueslandry47]

So mad TV's Bible Dude is a parody of a real TV show?! Amazing!!

[@caydorcat]

Imagine getting hit by a car and someone comes and instead of calling 911 calls a priest or some shit

[@gregoryblack8109]

British atheists always seem to fit the stereotypes of both groups for some reason

[@Dawnbreakerr]

What's this? I just found your channel and you upload a minute after I finish my first video? Coincidence? I don't think so.

[@einienj3281]

It was probably what the bible man wanted..

[@billbillson3129]

Jesus, man!!! =D