BAD LIARS BUSTED!

[@Chodmunch]

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[@nemo158]

+ I really feel like you know exactly what content to make a video about. Just like "The Watcher" Your stories mean everything to me.........

[@journeyintococo6996]

9:02 - It's the Arsenal badge I'm more impressed with.

[@Spectatorofthegames]

@totoroidthis must not be one of those fun comments 😼

[@eyeofjake]

Generic white male: I'm cute though. Built good. That's some solid lying right there.

[@zazooflores]

I like how he said "what?! No way!" His face hahaha

[@zazooflores]

@Kill All Reptiles so true

[@marcellahelene243]

*HE'S BUILT LIKE A TOASTER THOUGH*

[@MonaLisaFire]

eyeofjake Lord I was thinking the same thing 💀💀

[@marcoosi2117]

The dude was just on his way to the beach...

[@mikeroberts9417]

The ladie with the fake fall should be thrown in jail for that act.

[@creyag981]

- she’s a Premier League Footballer

[@monkkenyon2539]

Yeah, aweful.

[@kameron2k]

A store I work at just had a lady fake a injury, claimed no wet floor sign was there yet it was right in plain view, a giant neon fucking T-P. Had an ambulance called. The store has cameras. The lady just boned herself in debt.

[@brodieroomojo]

i agree but then we would lose most of the nba too

[@alejandrotoro6774]

Yes it was awful. But what was that other lady’s need to hit her? It was a stupid move and the other woman saw an opportunity.

[@ImplosiveCatt]

"I fell at sleep and I woke up with drugs in my lap." When dreams come true.

[@rebelheart4469]

Hahahaha for real

[@crystalwallace2175]

Really though! 😂

[@stephiiiless]

L m f a o

[@bluesapphireymca]

Also "I had a monster about an hour ago" 😂 😂

[@seychellesman1delta]

🤣🤣🤣

[@MagnificoGiganticus]

That lady in court who got hit should be more embarrassed than the lady who hit her.

[@BobbyClements]

right!? reminded me of a spots flopper LOL

[@markeelaino9858]

Agreed.

[@EmulatorNoob]

Must be a former soccer player

[@d3l3tes00n]

@Mystery Seeker1111 Yeah did no one ever watch the video? lol

[@sabir1208]

It's California, no surprise there lol

[@nfacebabii1721]

Cop: “What is this?” *takes out crack pipe* Indian dude: “I have no idea oh my gosh.”

[@nardinit]

just wEeD *moments later* Little bit of meth....

[@danksanchez4324]

Just heroin *And maybe* Just a little bit of crack

[@ao4-stzf]

maybe _maybeeeeee_

[@lex_C_88]

That was a meth pipe

[@dellcross7862]

Hella shocked😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tammie4272]

"Oh, I'm not gay, I'm a racist " 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@steveharveysmustache3988]

Fr huh?!! I was like shit u not improving your case bro😂😂

[@Gazing-09]

Face-palm indeed.

[@SuperPeterok]

What's up

[@realmcafee]

#metoo

[@spiritbx1337]

I mean, the right will vote for a racist, but there's no way they will vote for a gay guy...

[@SmellTheCanvis]

*taps woman lightly on the back of the head* "She hit her in the eye. Right in the eye"

[@ryublueblanka]

The justice system in a nutshell!

[@gkarak1996]

The justice system nowadays protect witches. You can clearly see that the weapon in question had water on it. She almost killed her.

[@localmemedealer3368]

@@gkarak1996 I could've swore I saw a bit of air on that book she had. With friction like that she could've caught on fire

[@bronxkies]

I mean it wasn’t a light tap but it wasn’t worthy of the woman falling out on the floor either lol

[@lavendersalad81]

ROFL!! She hit the lady on the eye on the back of her head!! Bwahaha

[@wangson]

That scream from the woman at 6:06 after getting swatted with papers is absolutely HILARIOUS!! And then falling to the ground in pain....my god! This woman should've been nominated for an Oscar for that performance! In all sincerity, I do hope that she's terribly embarrassed by that ridiculous, over-the-top behaviour. It's absolutely shameful.

[@TheSands83]

That was edited in by the show

[@stoppedcaring]

@@TheSands83 was not

[@TheSands83]

@@stoppedcaring it clearly was🤣

[@stormexaustralia77]

"She was hit in the eye, right in the eye" I'm thinking dude, get your eyes checked!

[@Chuck_EL]

@@stormexaustralia77 she sounded like a chimpanzee 😂

[@Nicole-dv8ur]

That guy called himself racist to cover up a quickie in a bathroom? lmao

[@danthefan28]

The man has his priorities.

[@ddanielbragg88]

The lesser of the two evils in his mind I guess.

[@masterpandz4660]

I cant find the original video

[@dellcross7862]

Onme😂😂😂😂 shit crazy

[@destroycraft1735]

Pretending to be racist to cover a more serious crime is actually a clever tactic. He's just a sh#ty liar.

[@BIGDADDYFAB3]

That cop arresting the Indian dude knoooow he wanted to laugh 😂😂😂 “I’m being totally honest”.

[@ReneeR877]

I can understand people lying to the police

[@Kami69]

He was not a India tho......

[@Kami69]

@For Science First of all he doesn't sound like an Indian, not all brown people are Indian, and he acts like you.

[@Kami69]

@For Science And you are that racist who commented never trust a Black, aren't you asshole.

[@Kami69]

@For Science just because of some faliures you are targeting an entire country and I am an proud Indian and don't really see any reason to judge 1.3billion people just because of few asshole

[@emettrooth2081]

"The blue letters! What does it say?" "I'm colorblind." I almost choked to death.

[@SuperPeterok]

I wonder if he changed after midnight?

[@capybaramorelikebarelycapa1601]

He was probably trying to cover up the fact that he couldn't read

[@TinyNPC]

666th like

[@vincentfrusci7745]

Yea that shit had me dying 🤣😂😂🤣 like bruh if you’re colorblind you can still read, you just can’t see color. He knew he could def read it, he just felt really stupid lol

[@revolutsiya9070]

Lol military personnel can't be colorblind to joined to Military

[@adhhxgxhhg]

"You know what, I don't even want this cookie."

[@TheRobel101]

"whaaat, no way"

[@claudiagonzalez4743]

adhh xgxhhg look stop I know you want that cookie

[@1amieosia]

well now I want the cookie.

[@triggermusic9515]

save a cookie arrest a pedophile. shit that's what happened to santa...

[@smutjunkies559]

that people's eyebrow was epic

[@MindGem]

"She hit her right in the eye" when it was actually in the back of the head. Plus that fall was Oscar worthy.

[@justanaveragenerd8560]

It took her to long to react as well XD

[@Exile559]

That shriek got me dying

[@sindisomoyo6026]

A few seconds pass then she shrieks then gently throws herself to the ground 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gunzee]

Why on earth was that person fined? They have the video and clearly see its a fake reaction. If anything the one who fell should be fined.

[@sparticuzj19]

MindGem 😂💀⚰️🙏

[@smartymcfly3957]

That woman has an eye on the back of her head?!? 😲

[@Bloopdoop95]

She also sounds like a bird

[@gemusemann5288]

Bloop Doop ikr

[@ASDREX458]

She may be a teacher

[@massonman9099]

That was such a fake injury. I've whacked people over the head like that in fun and had them laugh at it.

[@Sandyoshaunessy]

Masson Man also she clearly decided to just fall on the ground to make it look worse, way after she was hit

[@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz]

The stolen valor has to be a skit. The way everything unravels is just too perfect🤣

[@mikeespinoza5733]

it wasnt even stolen valor. He never asked for anything. A simple lie isnt stolen valor unles hes trying to personally gain something.

[@stevenschnepp576]

@@mikeespinoza5733 Believe it or not, but there are definitions outside of the legal system. It was stolen valor. It's just not prosecutable stolen valor, because the First Amendment protects lies that don't cause obvious harm.

[@jaynewman9983]

The lady in city hall acted like she got shot...smh

[@TheVikingSkater]

I think it would have been funnier if they edited a "hit-marker" sound when she got hit and then the GTA V death sound seconds later when she fell to the ground.

[@WhirlingMusic]

TheVikingSkater someone make this happen!

[@mrv7916]

Jay Newman She act like a rock was thrown to her. 😂😂😂💢

[@Enkabard]

for few seconds she had to think about it if she even got hit and it's worth faking xD lol

[@TheAvengerShadow]

Reminds me of Politic.

[@sleepychompers]

“All black people change after midnight” - What are we? Werewolves.😂😂

[@AutumnOue]

nah we're Gremlins

[@sleepychompers]

Autumn Axl I guess we are😂

[@ZeldaHatter]

Lol he right a bit I transform sometimes 😂😂😂

[@msAmazing092]

Mearra Hale 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomahawkchop9890]

I lost it when the dude said that😂

[@bereal7266]

"I had a monster drink about an hour ago", best excuse 😂😂

[@LissyVee]

And alledges he was sleeping in his car an hour after drinking one

[@lizabethduran4417]

I too find little white plastic bags filled with white powder on my lap, when I wake up after a nap.😂😂😂😂😂

[@brodieroomojo]

he injected the monster drink, he forgot to say that part

[@ScribblebytesWorldwide]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Meth pipe: "Oh my god! What is that?"

[@SportsandTrueCrime]

#sodead 💀 💀 But I gotta admit, that shyt was funny as hell. 🤣 🤣

[@mistertwister2000]

“I’m built good” That was his most heinous lie by far

[@meccamitchell6481]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MattWolfe1019]

"All black people change after midnight?" Yeah like we actually turn into Michael Jackson's dancing zombies on a thriller night.

[@letsplaynay9936]

Lmfaooo

[@LadyDebora]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@perhapsahigherbeing288]

Can’t wait!

[@jawz3102]

That would be epic.

[@apeiceofbaconandflowers5395]

I'm tryna be a mermaid

[@KamoYourSheepBoyfriend]

WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THE SHADOW WITH THE EYEPATCH I'M CRYING

[@ibnoxious4219]

brah das how nick fury be walkin out the shadows in the movies when he introduces himself to new heros

[@RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses]

* AVENGERS THEME INTESIFIES *

[@johnlian6922]

I'M BATMAN

[@Xac.Taylor]

I read this and waited.. Did not expect it to be the clip it was in lmao

[@ddanielbragg88]

@@RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses End game for that guy LMAO.

[@mosesmoses9017]

Been black for 38 years I'm still waiting 4 that change. Sounds mysterious

[@wyatt5167]

Seriously, give me my X-Men powers.

[@tophat302777]

You haven’t stayed up until midnight in 38 years? 😂

[@gerardjayetileke4373]

Then you are yet to meet count Blacula!!

[@okayusa6608]

It happens on March 33rd, or May 33rd. Can't remember which.

[@manzeve1218]

@@wyatt5167 Fun fact: X men was created in the 60s because it was believed that we had super powers by some white people..LMAO 🤣..the irony

[@Sjores87]

I saw this guy sleeping in his car the other day, empty Monster Energy can on his lap. I replaced it with some meth, also put a glass pipe in his door and sent some messages on his phone. Then I left, funny to see how he ended up and how the police believe nothing of his story

[@mohammadbin-salomon4910]

I cant say your lying IT could be true

[@avproductions5184]

“You think this guys a threat to you or me?” *6ft tall guy with an eyepatch emerges from the shadows.*

[@mohammedshahir2816]

lol true

[@Char-ni2it]

Lol good one

[@avproductions5184]

Boss music starts playing* 🎵🎵🎵

[@kenrickkahn]

I really didn't expect that! Lol!!!!!

[@StevenEatsAlone]

😂

[@gabe9139]

“You just told me to watch out for all black people!” “yeah, because a friend of mine that is black..told me to.” - a five star general

[@Dashley725]

Gabriel Jacobs that whole situation gave me gas!

[@CybaTronikk]

Nahhhh bro. The 5 star general was his grandpa that was in the Vietnam war. Get it right.

[@quimbydragun1906]

He died as he lived A five star general And a sergeant And a private All at the same time While wearing the same uniform -a five star general probably

[@daleketchup7434]

Gabriel Jacobs legend. 👌

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

dude that guy with the camera was a psycho

[@d.s.parentsr6502]

"I'm 30." "You probably don't want me around you." "I'm cute, though." "Built good." Can you guess which one isn't a lie?

[@scorpioscorpiocancer]

Derek Parent legendary

[@calibeauty1222]

😂👌🏾

[@indianajohns8943]

Built good

[@jackbrown5645]

Indiana Johns SMH The answer is: "You probably don't want me around you."

[@indianajohns8943]

And "Built Good"

[@dcaduluso399]

"I'm colour blind sir I cant see" has me howling

[@anitahpo]

" the blue letters, read it" " I'm color blind I can't read" The audacity of this guy

[@PureVikingPowers]

“I can show you my docutation“ 😂😂

[@kylewk172]

@@natalieharoldsen3494 no I think he was just not put in at least some schooling,homeschool or not,and was raised with racist believes

[@omikronweapon]

He clearly can't read. Doesn't have enough intelligence to distinguish 3 bars from 5 stars. He's even gullible enough to keep coming back to the guy, when any sane person would have fucked off. You feel like a big man, picking on a guy like that? Talking about "stolen valor", but at the same time, you as a veteran, harass citizens on the street? How does thát reflect on a soldier? Unless he did something to actually injure you, other than "I'm offended that he wears camo and lies about having been in the army", just leave him be.

[@anitahpo]

Just to clarify I'm not making fun of him I don't know if he has mental problems or not I just found that line funny I mean the veteran is really stupid also He could have left the guy alone But I get that he's upset

[@kyle30710]

Im colorblind, that's not how colorblindness works. Lol

[@julianalfonso6418]

"I have snow and weed baby we can party a lil" "100 an hour" HOOLLYYY HAHAHAHAHA

[@WadeWilsonDP]

The Indian guy: "do you take iTunes gift cards bb?"

[@Jraw239]

My guy knows how to partaaaaaaay

[@dellcross7862]

Onme wys bra

[@treeoftrees7523]

So I have a university degree yet a hoe makes more money an hour 🤨

[@treeoftrees7523]

@Amilah not a bad choice. Moral life is richer but not necessarily with money.

[@jasondulin7376]

Walmart dude was out of line. Sure she was shoplifting and he could have reported her but instead he threatened her with assault and was visibly way too personally affected.

[@jordangiesbrecht05]

agreed 💯

[@Diaguap]

literally

[@donovandonnegan3675]

In some states holding her down and refusing to let her leave would be considered kidnapping. She also hadn't left the store with anything and therefore hadn't broken any crimes. He was just cruising for a couple of felonies.

[@jasondulin7376]

@@donovandonnegan3675 yeah. Really felt like he was looking for this type of interaction.

[@base21]

She was stealing so she got what she deserved

[@asmr_nirvananina4202]

She literally tapped that woman with a folder 😂the woman falls down like she was truly hurt. Omg 😂😂😂

[@awesomearsam1890]

Big Neymar energy

[@MellenBerger]

riight?! who is the liar in this story......it was a pat on the back...a pinch in the shoulder at best.....

[@shanewilson9146]

@El Barto u beat me to that

[@KATIEizCOOL]

She probably planned on suing for pain and suffering or something so she wanted to make a scene

[@anacarolinareyes8213]

She hurt herself more by throwing herself on the floor than the manila folder slap.

[@mariahwilliams4386]

As a black woman I’ll admit that I do change at night. Its not my fault I was born this way. I can’t stand sleeping in dirty clothes so I change before I go to bed 😭 someone please help me

[@mariahwilliams4386]

@Amilah lmfao same!

[@melanatedgod5337]

😂😂😂😂 facts! I'm a black man and I can't stand that lol!

[@TrixieTheShark]

This is funny as hell, you the real mvp 🤣

[@JoeyoOreo]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RealiTeaV]

😂😂😂😂 Girl, omg we need help.

[@visibleconfusion9894]

'i'm color blind i can't read' ????????

[@Nouta1]

@Führer des Benutzers yeah but he can see variations of contrasting gray,white and black.

[@toshiroyamada2443]

I was in the military too, I was down there in the trenches in ww2 and in charge of v2 rockets I studied at cocain High

[@balisticsrooster]

I feel bad for that guy. Pretty sure hes mentality ill

[@brancaog3496]

"Listen! Come here, this will be a good video"

[@albertencarnacion3492]

But you can write

[@Archive385]

0:56 can we appreciate how quickly she thought of this? If I was in that situation I would have though: "Oh wow, this thing fell out", reported it, then forgot it even happened.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Yes & no. She quickly forgot about the security cams, too lol

[@beewaboop8986]

“Read the letters” “Im color blind”

[@SportsandTrueCrime]

Bella Unruch gotta admit...that’s creative. 🤣 🤣

[@halli9721]

_i'm colourblind i can't read_ that's a good one i'm gonna start using that

[@edwartoelrico333]

If the board is green and the letters are red might work

[@adamknox4716]

"I'll show you my docutation."

[@HeatherMason41]

Omg LOL

[@zepanzer9598]

Fun fact if your color blind then you cannot go into the military

[@edwartoelrico333]

@@zepanzer9598 good to know

[@Aioki.Germany]

I still laugh at the lady who faked she was hurt . Delayed response and the mayor even joined and said she hit her in the eye.

[@Mathiakle]

"Call him the N-Word, watch what happens..." lmao

[@nadinesmith-jensen7732]

Matthew406 tears 😭 I 🤔 lots of crying 😭 and asking to go home!!! Lol

[@kitthecat6543]

"I'm not racist, my friend who was black told me to be watch out for black people"... lol

[@luckylarry3090]

I tell my White friends that too

[@DV-ou1yu]

@loveutill theendoftimes Had this happen in college when this white drunk frat boy was called out for using the n-word so casually...lol

[@emotionalgloom]

lots of black ppl do say that tho? black ppl hate a lot of their own ppl idk hm black friends u have and this dude recording is a bully ok dude lied? i wish you would of tried to hold up someone who would defend themselves

[@kitthecat6543]

@@emotionalgloom well I'm black and 99% of my friends are black. And I dont discriminate against any race, if it's late at night I'm suspicious of any body, male, female, teens...doesnt matter lol All races have horrible people within them. So even if someone did tell him that, that doesnt mean you spread stereotypes of black people being dangerous when you can get robbed, killed or kidnapped by any race.

[@DV-ou1yu]

@@kitthecat6543 Exactly!!! Plus that dudes post was so hard to read lol

[@memeking6876]

“I was trying to get to the beach.” Dude, you’re at a supposedly 15 year old girl’s house.

[@ChadDidNothingWrong]

SUPPOSEDLYYYYY

[@maisade]

“WHAT? NO WAY.”

[@Taesbff]

“Actually sir if you want me to prove I’m in the military I can take you in and show you my docutation” “DOCUTATION?!” 😭😭😭

[@USNMelDaria]

DeWitt: Lightly smack lady in the head! Victim: Soars across the room!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Stormblessed93]

The back of the head at that. Yet hit her in the eye... Ooookay

[@brettsmith1255]

Rofl chick remind me of planet of the apes with that scream

[@infiniteasap7562]

She's neymar's granny

[@yourevilhalf1413]

Sure but she should never have hit her in the first place, both are idiots in my opinion. if she would have never deliberately touched her the other lady would never have a reason to fake shit

[@zmg.png17]

Natasha Halberton I agree

[@lilsunflower9655]

“Read it” “I am colorblind” “No the letters” “I can’t read I’m colorblind” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@catlover1986]

I'm color blind, and it's really unusual to not be able to read letters due to color, but it can happen if two colors lack contrast. Like blue on grey, or red on blue, red on black, etc

[@jeanlongsden1696]

@@catlover1986 agreed, blue is the most common colour for someone who is colourblind to not be able to read.

[@iMsOiNsO]

Y’all be quoting shit that ain’t even accurate shame 😂

[@Necridslimster]

''Call him the N word'' No Sir, I'm Colour blind.

[@REDACTED9494]

Docutatun

[@definitelyahumannotabot]

Lmao the fake army guy was literally just wearing a jacket

[@Plutomaniaa]

apparently it's illegal if you werent in the military He shoulda brought his dOcUtAtIoN

[@j3_smokespckss757]

lol but he still talking like he was in the army

[@staceyann1180]

@Pinkaugust The man taping wasn't a cop, I don't think. Just a citizen who got mad when he said something racist then noticed he was wearing insignias that are given to top ranking, high honored military officials. So he was doubly offeded (since the taper was a vet) and wanted to call the kid out.

[@crackazack510]

He claimed he was a serviceman, then he changed it was was his grandpas..lol The man who is filming him is OBVIOUSLY a veteran and knows his shit! Lol

[@_amaya.]

It wasn't just a jacket actually. It was a uniform. The guy also made false claims about his military experience. And his family's. It is illegal

[@Croationman]

Imagine being that invested in exposing someone taking so little from a company as evil as Walmart

[@murakawa-san2279]

I think the mentality is “If I can’t have free shit, neither can you”.

[@mikeespinoza5733]

imagine defending criminal caught on camera.

[@Croationman]

@@mikeespinoza5733 imagine being so stupid and bad at reading that you interpret my comment as a defense of the "criminal" instead of a wry admonishment of the exposer. Methinks your eyesight might be failing you mijo. Maybe you should put down the anime tiddies, I think it's making you go cross-eyed.

[@Babidi111]

- not your best moment eh

[@cpsrob3912]

Some people just need to mind their business fr fr

[@JUNEBUG754]

*genericwhitemale has tried to leave the chat*

[@thatoneperson8931]

MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT EVER

[@yourmomisanicelady8186]

JUNEBUG754 HAHAHA

[@Lifehatepwn]

He was just on his way to the beach.... Was that a setup or something?

[@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724]

The chat room was a sting, Arrests good. 😉

[@thegrammarpolice4378]

genericwhitemale joins the prison server

[@madisonm7539]

"But Generic White Male won't be going to the beach today" I'M DYING AHAHA

[@SIenderplier]

took me a good 5 seconds to like this comment, i was too damn busy giggling away and wiggling the mouse missing the button xD

[@bl0gwar]

Madison M "W H A T? no way"

[@alansquared]

He was hoping to drive away in his generic white van

[@dabome4001]

in prison he will be pretty like generic white Ken

[@alansquared]

then he's bent over by Generic White Ben

[@tomwalsh7367]

"You think this guys a threat to you or me?!" ... guy emerges from the shadows wearing an Eye patch. I'd be a bit sketched out tbh 😂

[@danteparks3871]

hes a pirate from the past!

[@barackobama6105]

Nick fury

[@boubacarcisse7100]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@omikronweapon]

tall black dude, with an eye-patch, who you just told that I hate all black people? Well, actually, yes, I wóuld consider him a threat. Call me old-fashioned. Though not as much as the guy with the camera that keeps harassing me and getting angrier all the time.

[@rickyrickalvous2982]

Unlike you I've heard of the Avengers Initative

[@KompetenteEnte]

6:05 I love how these people always want to seem hurt but don't actually want to get hurt so they fall in steps like they wanna lay down in a hurry

[@Bazonkaz]

"You know what, I don't want this cookie I just want to go to the beach."

[@bradleyjohnson1839]

L Brea lol 69th like

[@orangekid7870]

Entering a random house.. definitely a route you wanna take when going to the beach

[@insanenative445]

Bahahaha

[@nikosnikos8616]

If u change beach with bitch, this sentence takes a totally different meaning 😂

[@aa-hp4wc]

The fake psychic's voice when she "channeled the ghost" has me weak as hell 🤣😂

[@unicorniorhian]

She kinda sounds like Salad Fingers. 😅😅😅

[@reiddajuiceman]

In her defense it was only a semi-trance

[@hardchuck1900]

They broke her legs

[@bfreeblast7752]

@@unicorniorhian that's probably who she was actually channeling lol

[@msjklay2334]

@@reiddajuiceman loool yes very true 😆

[@alexselock5172]

“Call him the N Word” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 his friend was probably like “hold up”

[@NeutralReacts]

i died at that part lmfao

[@eymannassole6162]

I know, he's probably like... "man, I just came out here to smoke a newport!" Hahaha, nah

[@Emperor_Creeper]

The lady with the fake fall made the funniest scream ever "EEAAGhH!!" we can make so many memes out of that!!

[@WhereThereDude]

i think the fake military guy dropped a little poop when he saw the black guy with the patch on his eye.

[@justinblake3595]

Lol the way he crept out the dark like the dark knight ♘

[@garydeanbaker]

And then he called him by name and I lost it. Haha Also COYG

[@michaskup7919]

@@balisticsrooster Why? Being mentally ill it's not like, I don't know, out-of-jail-free card

[@balisticsrooster]

@@michaskup7919 he seems more like a homeless illiterate schizophrenic kid, than a stolen valour

[@michaskup7919]

@@balisticsrooster I'm not an expert but for me, stolen valor is stolen valor.

[@aa-jd1ro]

"Read the blue letters" "I'm colorblind" "u can't read?!" "GoOd By SiR"

[@johnnyvt9]

If you think that is funny turn on Closed Captions and watch KZbin's speech recognition try and translate his speech. I will show your my Doctor Tension.

[@bitumenroad4648]

11:25 The lady channeling George's spirit gave me chills down my spine

[@tommybrown9534]

That lady that was violently attacked in the courtroom n fell to the ground must be severely traumatized..I feel her pain..I was outside the other day and a fly deliberately flew right into my leg..completely shattered my kneecap..Oh God the pain!!😏

[@patrickrudolph1258]

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin-"

[@tommybrown9534]

@@patrickrudolph1258 😄😄😄

[@robertlevine2827]

The mayor says she was hit in the EYE after the reflexively GRABS THE BACK OF HER HEAD as she falls.

[@frosty818]

Yeah that lady was living true Karen life 😂

[@tommybrown9534]

@@frosty818 haha she definitely was..to the max!! 😄😄

[@k29king1]

The Indian Meth head is the funniest. Can’t get enough of it, cracks me up every time.

[@grant6917]

Was that a pun? 🤔

[@crap8228]

“Totally not lying”

[@anthonyhutchins2300]

I kinda feel bad for him... He's clearly an addict

[@grant6917]

@@crap8228 where did u get that he was a predator?

[@YourPalHDee]

"oh my god! I have no idea!"

[@mamaray8903]

"I was a private first class" "I'm colorblind and can't see"🤣

[@vintage1950]

I didn’t think, you could be in the army, if you were colour blind.

[@mamaray8903]

@@vintage1950 you can't

[@sweetjohnny8211]

I'm pretty sure you can be in certain MOS's if you're color blind.

[@emaange1131]

He needs to get his docutation,😂😂😂

[@joshgillam5130]

@@mamaray8903 yes you can lol. I was in for 5 years and I'm colorblind af. It just limits the type of MOS(job) you can get.

[@codybailey855]

Dude, this is LEGIT one of my favorite channels now! Glad I found it!

[@sweatshirtguy3424]

:lightly hits woman on the back of her head with rolled paper woman:dies *shrieks of pain* Mayor: She hit her right in the- right in the EYE! ARREST HER

[@chmpgneprblms]

I mean she shouldn't have hit her but damn calm down.

[@plazmatter]

Ikr

[@AHappyClam]

Totally true. Haha

[@Hambone571]

SweatShirt Guy ....”and the Academy Award goes to....”

[@jeraldhao1663]

Lol

[@russellmitchell4059]

"I can take you and show you my docutation." LOL :D

[@joshuamurphy5354]

"Because a friend of mine that is black told me to watch out for black people at midnight" Seems legit

[@ieatmud6965]

i think the friend said to watch out for werewolves not black people

[@charleseternal1751]

@I Am Individuality I fought back

[@girliejax]

Definitely! 😌

[@StrongSinger]

I Am Individuality i was not prepared 😂😂🤣💀

[@robertstarkey1599]

@@brodieroomojo once his racist card been pulled out ..yeah let's blame it on an illness why not.

[@annamarsh9996]

the guy confronting the shoplifter is absolutely terrifying. he needs to be on a watch list

[@jackhanson3856]

-Man gets angry at someone committing crime -Says he’s sick of seeing people steal from the store -Confronts person and demands they take everything out of their purse as the woman bumbles out excuse after excuse -Asks someone to get a manager to handle the situation -Taunts fleeing thief by informing them he has their social security card Yeah, you’re right. What a fucking psycho. Couldn’t he have talked a little nicer to the thief maybe kindly asked them to put everything back and inform them that what they’re doing is against store policy? What a heartless monster.

[@birdhousewatch3322]

🤓

[@hypnotised-clover]

Why? He literally did nothing wrong. Sounds like you are a friend of that woman.

[@hypnotised-clover]

​@@jackhanson3856 I literally don't get it. Guy tries to prevent a criminal, a thief, a liar, from robbing and somehow he "needs to be on a watchlist" like he is a terrorist. What kind of loser says that?

[@LissyVee]

Asking for her ID, too. Why would she give an aggressive stranger her ID? She was probably on drugs and terrified. I knew someone who would take Xanax and get the urge to shoplift, she got arrested for stealing a candle from Yankee Candle lol. NOT a friend of mine but someone I know of through friends.

[@kayleenkabba8091]

When you’re colorblind the words just hit different 😓

[@Blackatchaproduction]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Blackatchaproduction]

🤣🤣🤣

[@johnanderson5853]

What's that say@!? I'm color blind sir!? Lol

[@PureVikingPowers]

“I can show you my docutation“ 😂😂

[@Lillianeee]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZeR0daRkSaiyan]

I nearly peed myself laughing for the segment with the "she hit her in the eyes" moment.... I CANNOT get over how pathetically rediculous she looks trying to fake an intentional assault. Please tell me she got repremanded for that.

[@CI5LATICS]

That women who got hit by the paper, must of got lessons from European Footballers

[@Chodmunch]

lol

[@tc1817]

She has worked with the Argentinian, Italian and Brazilian national teams. She specializes in "injury embellishment".

[@joejay4646]

Bitch has been watching too much WWE.

[@cjcrabapple1834]

CI5|RetroGamer duke basketball team

[@IV_97]

European? South American footballers dive just as much, and Americans cant be footballers.

[@joshuaebblestien]

Jolanda told you she was 15 “What? No way.” Best acting ever. Edit: anyone reading this please scope my new song by typing “cardio Lucid ft erk”

[@kykykykyc4268]

Joshua Ebblestien haha he deserves an award 🤣

[@ebonimom6964]

And he didn't even want the cookie anymore

[@kimf442]

Eboni Love dead 💀!!!!

[@mattbroadbentmusic5602]

Very 'The Happening' - esque :L 'Whaaaat? Noooo!'

[@Jack_Woods]

but people call her.... JoJo

[@sheshecooper-smith8446]

“Black people change overnight” that killed me, 😂were not animals 😂

[@30kitagreen]

Ikr? He act like we're werewolves 🤣

[@MiraSubieGirl]

*me sitting next to Sheshe at 11:59pm sweating bullets*

[@12jmlnv7]

*We're

[@sheshecooper-smith8446]

12jmlnv7 Lowe it bro

[@Rockstopmotion]

According to democratic run cities you are

[@Intuition12withkettybior1]

The lady fell after a few seconds, that made me laugh. She should get an Oscar for her performance. Some people are really dramatic, she got hit on the back of her head with a what looks like a newspaper. The man said she got hit on the eye, wow😂😂😂😂😂.

[@saarapollonen8138]

Goes to show what a sad joke the justice system truly is...

[@Dan55888]

​@@saarapollonen8138 especially with how bad the woman was punished yet I have seen actual crimes let the perp go because of the worst technicalities...

[@niawave2584]

"You know what I don't want this cookie" *throws cookie on table*

[@musicsavedme3534]

Nia Wave that's when you know shits about to go down

[@sir.fuckles9842]

Put that cookie down

[@uncledavid5344]

I threw that cookie on the ground! Man! I’m not going to be part of your system!

[@musicsavedme3534]

Uncle David "I'm an aduuult"

[@OsmoZchannel]

Worst acting ever

[@-hazza-1291]

"Read these letters" "Im colour blind sir" That was funny af, fuck those who steal valour too!

[@moviesbye9294]

- Hazza - Come on, he’s a 5 star general

[@expressrobkill]

i don't understand why he lied, was it because he was wearing the shirt, he could have just said i like wearing it, then noone would care.

[@coolcatkim22]

Some people pretend to be soldiers to get discounts at particular stores and bars. Others pretend so they can get recognition and praise.

[@jec1138yt]

I'm guessing he went color-blind *after* he was discharged. LOLOL!

[@garrettgeoghegan]

"Hit her in the eye." 😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

[@H_A_L_7]

Hehe and too long a delayed reaction, she probably got an eye signal from the mayor.

[@AmazinqCutie]

BigBadWolfie She must have eyes in the back of her big head 😂

[@MrBroken030]

she got a good roll on her attack and landed a critical strike, impressive!

[@Tjockisknut]

How de heck can you get that penalty for that shit, i mean it should just be harassment penalty or something :P

[@nascar138]

If I had to pay that kinda fine for bullsh*t like that, might as well get my money's worth and really take out her eye.

[@ChrysKay]

That lady in the courtroom with her R2D2 scream kills me every time lol

[@crystalwallace2175]

She's 15..... 👁👄👁 "WHAT, no way." 🍪 🏃🏻

[@nick56677]

" What? No way! O_o "

[@principalmcvicker6530]

That glass eye lol

[@liahamilton8931]

I don’t want this cookie anymore I just want to get to the beach

[@ggaccentc]

"I dont even want the cookie"

[@iKazed]

The stolen valor ones are always interesting because the person who's stealing the valor is always a bumbling idiot, and the person defending the valor is always way too invested in it.

[@gordonbennett5638]

Exactly - that guy was way over the top. Not as if the boy was pretending to be a general with a jacket you can buy from army surplus. He wasn't wearing a full uniform.

[@leanie5234]

I have to agree with iKazed. This kid was bragging "anonymously" to random strangers....that berater was being a bully !! Leave the silly kid alone ! (Well, supposedly, he made some stupid racist remarks as well...THAT is not cool) How would this big bad veteran feel if this kid killed himself after the abusive rant he was forced to listen to ? The kid could have been destroyed !!

[@iKazed]

@@leanie5234 Exactly. All too often I find that the political side that preaches about people being too sensitive are the ones that uplift and validate these veterans getting way too pissed off about something that in the grand scheme of things is fucking nothing. Why people are impressed by veterans going batshit crazy on someone wearing some army print or some insignia is beyond me. If your pride in serving your country is that fragile maybe you aren't as proud as you wish you were? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also absolutely agree on calling out the dude's racist remarks, but the stolen valor tirade is just a public display of pissbabyship to me.

[@rust-2450]

To be fair, I'd also be somewhat angry if someone was literally lying directly to my face about something I know a ton about

[@Flakester]

Stolen valor videos are so cringe, from both sides.

[@jazbarry13]

A $1,500 fine, 100 hours of community service, and 52 hours of Anger Management classes is RIDICULOUS considered there's video evidence she tapped that woman on the back of the head with a folder. And the man that yelled out, "She hit her in the eye!" is hella sus."

[@TeamLumix]

Not to play Devil's Advocate, but laying your hands on anyone else for any reason besides self defense is assault.

[@deanwal1962]

The only classes that should be handed out are acting classes to that ridiculous woman who threw herself on the floor. Finally, the only way she could have been hit in the eye is if they were in the back of her head.

[@loquatlaila9543]

@@TeamLumix I mean yeah, she definitely shouldnt have hit her... but something tells me it might have been provoked? Like, she was already being disrected while she was speaking (fustrating) and then she made eye contact with the woman. Maybe the woman smirked at her (seems petty enough to do so, as her acting afterwards was already ridiculous+over the top). Not saying I condone violence tho! She shouldn't have hit her

[@carinjansenvanvuuren8988]

How the hell can that be a hit. Geez if you touch someone it's assault. What's this world coming to...

[@mikeespinoza5733]

shes clearly a child who cant keep her hands to herself in a fucking courtroom. As far as im concerned she got off light.

[@TheDarkDutchman]

1:22 That guy... ROFL.... So funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@FortuneSushi]

"Because a friend of mine, who is black, told me to." "...Oh." Makes sense.

[@diamondsparkle9967]

😂😂😂😂

[@restlessbeing1398]

you're gorgeous

[@FortuneSushi]

@@restlessbeing1398 Thank you kindly🌻 🐣

[@pureflix8086]

Meanwhile, he's afraid of black people.

[@ameernelson9747]

“All black people change after midnight” Me gathering up the brothas at 11:59 pm: we attack soon my brothers. Holy moly I didn’t know I got this many likes 😭 thanks 🤸‍♀️

[@Somewhiteguy240]

Ameer Nelson 😂😂😂😂

[@chaitern6075]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@Ghost10444]

This the one 😂😂

[@learningagain4094]

I KNEW IT. They all change at night,

[@InvaderzimsGir-ww8fv]

Was the dude using the fucking gremlin logic 😂😂

[@RooiRokBokkie]

Hansen: *"she told you she was 15"* GenericWhiteMale in the most unconvincing tone: *"Whaat? No way!🤨"* 😂

[@ManoloSeFue]

That emoji was his exact his face. 🤨

[@StrangeTripNH]

Cute though. Built good.

[@RooiRokBokkie]

@@StrangeTripNH huh????😂😂😂

[@StrangeTripNH]

@@RooiRokBokkie LOL when they’re reading the transcripts, that dummy had the balls to tell the decoy, “you probably wouldn’t want me around. I’m cute though. Built good.” Wasn’t sure what the funnier lie was

[@RooiRokBokkie]

@@StrangeTripNH oh yeah lmao. Forgot about that

[@PrinceMontrey]

2:19 “i have NO clue, oh my GOD” 🤣🤣🤣 such a liar man!

[@FarginhoodMcBastage]

Finally, someone with actual eyes in the back of their head.

[@yourdaddy6030]

Ha!

[@SamuelBlack84]

She still didn't see the folder coming towards her

[@Resist_Oppression]

That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

[@odd_shoes]

😂

[@JamesAHirons_]

Hell of a dive she took for a few sheets of paper

[@tradeka4206]

I’ve never cringed harder than when the fake medium said “I can probably go into semi trance but not full trance” I don’t know why it was just so stupid

[@Fmancillaz]

That's some Caitlyn Jenner shit right there

[@zaithohton7617]

Stupider than wen the ghost spoke threw her, no ur right that part wasn't stupid it was fucking hilarious

[@ebonimom6964]

GOD I WISH I COULD UNSEE IT

[@alexvermaak1759]

LARPiest shit I've ever heard man

[@MiraSubieGirl]

This comment gave me a semi... trance 👌🏼

[@jarnos2598]

'unless you want me to makeup stuff' 'absolutely not' 'there you go' *gives him the 'c'mon man' look*

[@fallyneprinciotta9058]

I'm cracking tf up. 🤣 the eye patch I was done

[@sanpreetkaur3071]

the Indian guy, "unless you want me to make up stuff" OMG I'm Indian and at parts I felt ashamed but dude he was entertaining haha

[@grimmywizard]

So am I but nothing to be ashamed. This isn't a stereotype, fuck that guy.

[@friendlyatheist387]

@@grimmywizard he became a meme. That's an achievement atleast lol

[@easylifewithsyed9439]

Most indian in my country are like that, like to twist things

[@ryublueblanka]

Indians are seriously the funniest!

[@lizaneva3065]

He wanted to have some fun

[@excuseme4846]

"I'm cute though, built good" 👁️👄👁️ the audacity of this man 😭💀

[@robertlevine2827]

I guess since he lied about being 20 years younger, he figured he might as well go all the way.

[@Tiebott]

"does my black friend look menacing to you?" me: with that eye patch yeah, looks like a villain

[@cosmoah9671]

Lol

[@latashialewis6187]

😂 I was thinking da same think

[@leeroyjenkins3014]

Kinda cool imagine walking around with an eyepatch and people ask if they may take a look under the eyepatch and you show them your missing eye

[@kenrickkahn]

Lol!!!!!!!

[@lubabe9969]

I'd be freaked out, I know, I'm ashamed.

[@WHGDS]

CANT STOP LAUGHING, THE MEDIUMS THO

[@yaoming5398]

"These blue letters!" "I'm colored blind" 😂🤣

[@Germanskill205]

Colorblind people can see blue actually xd

[@joshgillam5130]

@@Germanskill205 I can't tell the difference between blue and purple, and some shades of blue and green look the same to me. It was obvious af what the dude wanted him to read though, colorblind was a stupid excuse.

[@AGTV10]

“She hit her in the eye, somebody call a doctor.” Seems to me the old saying “eyes in the back of her head” is no longer a saying. 😂😂😂

[@MadScientist267]

That shit was retarded lol

[@jamesgibson8088]

That delayed scream she made though 😂😂

[@MadScientist267]

@@jamesgibson8088 Delayed everything 🤣🤣🤣

[@gregster61]

Yeah, the bad liar wasn't busted on that one. I like how she carefully lied down, then screamed.

[@bennywhite7062]

Assault is assault, not sure why this one was in here.

[@IWANNAROCK005]

“I’m cute tho built good”.Sir you look like a muppet.

[@roxxiefoxx2884]

This stupid comment actually made me laugh loud. Take my thumbs up and go.

[@IWANNAROCK005]

Roxxie Horror thank you thank you I’ll be here all night.

[@chubbybunny6975]

That's an insult to Muppets, they're adorable

[@lightborn-ranger2981]

The worst: "What?! No way🤨" acting I have ever seen🤣

[@oijosuke9879]

*finds a random camouflage jacket* "aM iN dEh ArMeH"

[@Jsand714]

Diego Acosta Carrasquillo he’s got docutation too 😂

[@fjb7605]

9:04 "Im color blind sir, I can't see" 😂🤣🤣 look at my "docutation" bahahaha

[@dunsdonjone1537]

@Achol Manon. he never did get around to presenting that docutation

[@joelopezjl28]

That indian guy is hilarious

[@ethanpatterson96thagoat15]

"If you want me to prove im in the military i have docutation". I almost flipped

[@jessepasco5854]

Military camera guy: Read what those blue letters say. Camo guy: I'm color blind so I can't read. WTF!!

[@sandwichlovemachine2546]

According to that guy, if you're colorblind you have the inability to read. Well, time to get my bowl of popcorn ready.

[@4444540]

Gotta be bullshit...a fucking Arsenal supporter hahahahahaha!!!!