Bad Friends Battle Rap | Ep 169 | Bad Friends

[@Jirexnet]

I have to say, as a filipino, the tagalog bit almost killed me 😂

[@juwannablomie]

I can’t help but feel like Rudy would be covering her laugh with her hand at this bit, wherever she is right now…❤

[@reybuccatjr.2693]

Shit made me snort my coffee everywhere🤣🤣🤣

[@jokerdude7038]

Did they say anything? 😂😂😂

[@TheYangkuza]

@@juwannablomie is she done with being in the podcast now?

[@sallowhuw3520]

​@@jokerdude7038 Nah, just gibberish haha.

[@vin3049]

After the Hollywood Florida show, Bobby bumped into me and my friends in the casino. He poked me in the chest and said “I hate you the most”. Highlight of my life

[@itsajoeybeat]

I ran into him at a bar in St. Petersburg Thursday night and said wassup and shook his hand lol

[@jobinFOG]

bobby is a national treasure

[@CherrrrBear]

😂😂

[@in999deepproduction3]

Lucky mf

[@juliorizquierdo5568]

At a bar?? Is it rehab time again? 😂

[@jonjay7512]

As a Filipino-American, I am highly offended that you guys speak Tagalog way better than I do.

[@petchai4814]

It sounded more like french tbh

[@jerookaskeroo28]

@@petchai4814 haha!! it's french sounding with mexican accent. lmao

[@almightyeggroll951]

That was just the tism

[@nietzche9993]

​@@petchai4814i am filipino, they were just fucking around 😂😂😂 it was hilarious

[@mifflinfinity]

Bobby defending his dormant athleticism at the end had me rolling

[@deaderthendead041]

Don't challenge bobby lol😂

[@ethantodd6584]

I immediately clicked off two bears one cave to come to this. Thank you for being a bad friend!

[@Anth0ny.Bright]

What you’re not a fan of Burt interrupting everything Tom says about poor people😂

[@Jamesp0nd]

​@@Anth0ny.Bright lol

[@austinsmith9899]

I used to sart with 2 Bears and then come here, but now I come see my bad friends first and then maybe go to 2 Bears depending on whos on lol. Thank you for being a bad friend!

[@troythompson2]

Stopped 2 bears last year. I couldn’t finish last ep cause Bert is 😅

[@Mrpujaz]

right. unfortunately, Bert's pig squeals and lies has ruined the show, it was good for a little bit.

[@samstucky9984]

Good to see Juicy's chair re-inflated

[@martyniemuth5891]

I love how they told Bert they were “brand new.” 😂😂

[@DDmegadoodoo]

Bert is inside the chair. We just don't recognize him cause he has a "shirt" on.

[@mrs.h2725]

I appreciate her answer for the Jake Gyllenhaal character choice, but I’m so disappointed none of them brought up his most iconic role: Bubble Boy. That movie is exactly the energy and level of silly I’d expect from a Bad Friends movie.

[@RavenG.est95]

They made Carlos blow it up with no pump.

[@wowMush]

Thanks alot Bert!

[@EpicLoLs89]

I speak for EVERYONE when I say.... WE WANT LONGER EPISODES!!!!!!! This podcast is too good to be this short!!!

[@callumen3784]

nah short and sweet like bobbys wood

[@VicSellsPeace]

​​@@callumen3784 Bruh

[@jamiehall-hanlon3104]

Maybe it’s one of the reasons it’s so good

[@coorslitenthusiast4975]

No no don’t ask for too much they give a solid hour every week

[@monique4540]

You're too good

[@henrismith7472]

This podcast is one of the few moments in my life when I'm 100 percent worry free. I zone right out and plug into this mythical realm.

[@Joel3351]

The only time I stop watching old episodes of Bad Friends is when a new episode comes out. 😎

[@zbaoyi7310]

Scary how accurate this is💀

[@bryanrosendo9384]

Sameee they should do 2 episodes per week😢

[@aliisbeastin]

Same. Pure entertainment from the start to finish lol

[@rickeykoga2312]

Straight up. I'm a proud Bad Friends addict - I seriously watch at least 3-5 eps per day. I've seen my favorite eps countless times - I used to binge the Office, now I binge Bad Friends ❤

[@Drooook]

Me exactly

[@RiseReachMedia]

I LIVE FOR BAD FRIENDS

[@badabing2302]

I live for friends and family and love. Just kidding , fuck all that shit ! I live for bad friends too.

[@Moon-littt]

I LIVE LAUGH LOVE BAD FRIENDS

[@oso5812]

Lame

[@jimcook6984]

@@badabing2302o😢😮

[@MrRight...]

​@@oso5812 Lame

[@sarahp-s921]

That's the 3rd time Bobby has told his stealing money story, and Andrew did really well pretending he didn't remember 😅

[@misanthr0pic]

it’s a bit. it’s probably a made up story as are most of his “story” bits.

[@sillysissyphus4877]

Drug addict, stealing money, lines up

[@jamesbond6351]

@@misanthr0picthe fact that people dont realize this blow my mind 😂😂

[@skeater92]

I love that they’re finally grilling Juicy lol

[@TornAaPaRt]

I feel bad for her

[@mikahaugland7002]

@@TornAaPaRt why

[@LuisDiaz-gw1xs]

@@TornAaPaRt same thing happened to Doc

[@Betty-Boop809]

She got a free year of coddling. I’m so glad they’re finally teasing her. They busted on Rudy & Doc constantly.

[@jonlong5413]

Thank god they are roasting her a little bit, genuinely makes the show better than just constant fake kindness happiness bs. She is cringe and needs the heat

[@Eric_E_123]

Bobby trying to explain that he’s athletic for playing tennis and wrestling 30+ years ago is hilarious.

[@mrs.h2725]

Lol I’d pay to see him compete against Brad Williams and Doc in one of those Mexican style lil ppl races.

[@valysheev]

Eric stuff up please for once

[@eweeezy391]

I love when they bring guests and completely disregard them! It’s always up to the guest to try and keep up with bobo and tino and they have no problem leaving them behind 😂

[@nicksmith6502]

😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@Sanchinhooo]

It’s honestly almost like a comedy gauntlet of sorts. If you can hang with the Kings then you can hang on any of em 🙏🏼

[@lulav1801]

😂😂

[@sem1conscious]

Loved Jay on the Crabfeast podcast. Bobby's the best.. "I'm 51, I'm athletic, and I could be." Yoked out Bobby is something I need to see.

[@nicklafleur5898]

Went to the Bad Friends live show in Orlando, and it was one of the greatest nights of my life! Bobby, Andrew, and Juicy are some of the GOAT's of comedy. Such an amazing show!

[@travisrutters4198]

Same here!! Fantastic show and Hard Rock was a perfect venue for it

[@EmceeCommon55]

I was there too! It was fantastic!

[@SkywalkerOGK]

Juicy the goat? Calm down dude

[@Looshington]

bro the fucking introduction riff already has me crying. Thanks for making mondays a little better and being bad friends!

[@blastyhatch9444]

One of the best things to witness is seeing someone get reprimanded for telling a life draining story.

[@xxjon11]

Can we get Juicy some wireless headphones and a wireless mic for an episode just to see what she’d do without those wires? Please and thank you

[@angelray8560]

How about they just get rid of her. She’s so awkward.

[@curtismartin9054]

And maybe some improv lessons...

[@BastedwithMustard]

And a real laugh lol.

[@Bbbboy-vx1mq]

Or better, kick her off the pod. She’s awful

[@rickglassman]

My record Rubik’s Cube solve time is about :50 seconds. (@41:43)

[@Sinistra359]

Oh shit, it's a goblin!

[@ericyi1184]

MY MY MY - RICK GLASSMAN?! ❤

[@tarynneely8202]

Prove it

[@trusttheprocess5618]

Bobby not being the center of attention is so spot on she was not lying 🤣🤣

[@pocketshalffull8645]

Santino is such a music head, you could hear his heart break when he hears about that night at the store 😂

[@joshhernandez8085]

Jucy becoming the butt of every joke and spiraling into Doc status is gonna be an interesting dynamic.

[@soupstheman143]

As a straight CIS white pig I gotta say….Doc is objectively sexier. The real value of a comic.

[@edxlee]

lol what happened to doc? did he get caught drinking one too many times?

[@lucasbennett7717]

​@@edxleei think after that one new years eve ep, where he was clearly drunk, then spilled wine all over the desk, then fell out of his chair... think that was pretty much the end for doc

[@Naltddesha]

@@edxlee I think it was little bit to do with the drinking, and in my opinion, a lot to do with him just not being funny. Any time they set him up he was either lost on on the direction the punch line was supposed to go, or just couldn’t come up with any good improve. No timing. That dude was only slightly above Rudy. That’s not true- Rudy was beyond awful on the show.

[@davidsaf4907]

@@Naltddesha rudy was family tho

[@Colossal322]

She's so bad at jokes it's insane. Love how they just gas her up, but man she has no future In comedy. Not being scared is not the same as good comedy.

[@lcatt]

I truly don’t get the juicy thing.. why was she even brought on in this first place?! And how did she become a regular?! 😢

[@charlielenovo2488]

I'm sorry who are you ? 🙃

[@curtismartin9054]

I could go to any bar in NY... and find a guy 10x funnier than this chick

[@andrestrevino7894]

I love when Andrew sticks up for Bobby , he’s the only one who can talk about him !

[@miscellaneousb]

Bobby not athletic? Those pushups he knocked out were perfect. How dare they.

[@ToomasVane]

People underestimate his wrestling background. I saw a video of Oliver tree trying to jump Bobby. Tree couldn’t move Bobby at all and had to just run away in shame.

[@MrGomzalez3]

He's 51 and was a wrestler in high school when he was like 16? He isn't and athletic teenager anymore lol

[@AB-ee5tb]

@@MrGomzalez3you must be so athletic. I can’t even imagine

[@bremertoncitizen4667]

I miss Doc, he was genuinely funny asf

[@J1987_]

Glad to see the purple inflatable chair is holding up after Bert

[@anFy81]

just finished "Beef" loved Andrew in it

[@BPTNY]

I was thinking about checking it out but from the credits it looked liked he had a really small role.

[@anFy81]

@@BPTNY yes, his role isn't big - the show is imo absolutely worth watching - the fact that he also shows up is the cherry on top

[@amirhb7531]

Beef was good i loved the Asian culture representation and the beautiful message at the end

[@lorenzoramos6215]

Where can I watch beef

[@anFy81]

@@lorenzoramos6215 I saw it on Netflix

[@theorigamirhino]

I was down, could barely get out of bed, cried all the time for no reason. Then Bad Friends existed. I am 100% cured and will never be depressed again! Thank you Bad Friends!

[@user-gm7xq8eh1o]

Just one advice. Don’t rely on other people for happiness. Try to find something that makes u happy without the use of other humans. Trust me. It’s a way better kind of happiness.

[@theorigamirhino]

@@user-gm7xq8eh1o But they also cured my herpes…

[@11mtns]

Bobby saying “no one recognizes me tonight” sounds exactly like what Bobby would say

[@jacobheath8747]

I was at the orlando show and oh my fucking god did you guys kill it. One of the best nights of my life

[@traphouser]

Me too!!! It was sick and sounds like the love was mutual

[@daviddobarganes9115]

Dang I didnt buy early enough -_-

[@tacotom9128]

So mad I missed it

[@EmceeCommon55]

I was also there, it was incredible, such a great show

[@youeffoh808]

Favorite audience so far! 🎉 unless they say that every show, I refuse to believe it! Lol

[@narcostarko]

The term Bobby was looking for is "Sauna Suit". Never in my adult life have I been as miserable as I was sitting in class, with a hoodie and sweatpants, and a sauna suit on cutting weight for a wrestling tournament 😂

[@TheGoodBatchR]

Bobby ending closing the pod with “i’ll fuck you guys up one day” has me excited for his bobby jet lee transformation

[@joerobichaud6241]

This is the only podcast I've been with since day one, seen every episode multiple times, and never misses a new episode. So much love for all of you.

[@SlowDeath718]

No shade on Juice but I definitely miss the Rudy or Doc dynamic.

[@himoragenma6416]

Triple Jay ALL-DAY buddy!!!🤩

[@curtismartin9054]

I'll say it... Juicy adds nothing to the show... Just "jokes" that Santino has to bail her out of.

[@patrickcallahan9599]

The fact that the production crew is in a puppet show booth makes everything funnier

[@teamsesh_]

The fentanyl thriller remix fucking killed me. Had my cackling like a maniac at work

[@bx5815]

I'm Filipino and I listen to bad friends everyday during work. I laughed like a maniac wtf

[@surelyshirley]

That rap battle sounded like minions hosting the show 😆

[@MexicanRugDealer]

That skit was hilarious BAD FRIENDS BATTLE RAP

[@twosox_x]

You know how Bobby really feels, by looking at the way he takes off his headphones at the end😂

[@dalveenakorotana8158]

Jules come back. They’re dying out here

[@abigailtoomey9883]

I literally CHOKED at the Tagalog 😂😂😂😂

[@petchai4814]

I’m filipino and it sounded more like french to me

[@patsplayhouse]

This is honestly one of the funniest podcasts out right now.

[@erickmorales8344]

That thriller segment absolutely killed me so good Thank you for being a bad friend

[@gerardocastro7283]

Hey fellas , thank you for giving Hollywood Florida great show , I appreciate you all a lot 💚

[@harleychapman7568]

Saw them in Phoenix AZ did not disappoint!

[@allmightymosthigh1076]

Bring back little black magic please! we miss him

[@curtismartin9054]

Hell I'd take Rick Glassman over Juicey... it's been brutal

[@bnyang84]

Yo Bad Friends, bring back Doc Mr Black Magic. 🤣

[@youngaustin4793]

Juicy annoys me idk she just irks me in a weird way

[@itsajoeybeat]

It’s they way she twitches while she talks

[@johnszczerba9979]

I miss Rudy

[@curtismartin9054]

We all do. They used to rip on her... and she would take it. Juicey is too soft. I'm surprised they actually gave it to her... at the beginning.

[@migy3163]

Love seeing every epi with Bobby asking permission to ask a question

[@cain_co_official]

I lived in Philadelphia for 16 years, we call that “Kensington ballet” when people are half-standing up, falling out on dope.

[@ur_dad_is_hot]

This podcast is like 20% of the reason I'm not killing myself

[@riceg0bblr]

What’s the other 80

[@ur_dad_is_hot]

@Ashley probably cheese ngl

[@tonymaccaroni5744]

​@@ur_dad_is_hotNo reason to rush death, it will come anyway.

[@F_Bullies]

Bring back Doc!

[@2lizregan]

All I know is is that this is the best podcast ever. And fancy is so cute.

[@jeremywillis]

“All of you in the room hear me roar!” Lmfao 😂 💀

[@chriscarroll6515]

You guys did great in Orlando this weekend! It was awesome meeting everyone!

[@therealko7013]

My cousin passed away this morning from a OD and bad friends still makes me laugh . Appreciate this pod so much

[@Betty-Boop809]

Sending you love and hugs ❤

[@therealko7013]

@@Betty-Boop809 thank you grace 🦾❤️

[@Anth0ny.Bright]

One thing they can take your mind off some shit, sorry for your loss man😢

[@therealko7013]

@@Anth0ny.Bright Their Comedy is a blessing fr , but Thank you bro 🙏🏼

[@trevorboisse1111]

Keep going! Stay strong for your cousin 😊

[@after1001]

Bobby's acting when he says "Oh my god" for every ad is really impressive.

[@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping]

Jada beats me if I watch Bad Friends ....but I watch it anyway.

[@user-sf4wl7in2g]

Bad friends ! Im a fan from philippines and you guys doing a rap battle here in ph is a amazing idea ! #LovefromPH #BadFriendsFliptop #BobbyVsAndrew #RapBattle

[@dandon95]

I miss Doc

[@curtismartin9054]

We all do

[@lord7th787]

Lately I find myself putting this pod on when I feel like I want nothing more than to just die. Makes it feel like I have a group of friends and we’re all bantering. Thank you for that, guys.

[@gottalovetheinternet]

Don’t die. It’s normal to feel up and down sometimes. But things will get better, I promise. You’ll fall in love one day. You’ll meet nice people. You’ll have the best cinematic experience you can imagine, you’ll watch something that blows your mind and forever changes you. You’ll get a pet that you don’t know how you lived without. You’ll hear music that makes you feel something you’ve never felt before. You’ll eat new foods that are indescribably amazing. It’s all ahead of you, I promise. I felt like that before, and I wanted to just go to sleep and not wake up. But my life is amazing now… of course difficult, even within each day it’s hard. But also within each day there’s beauty and magic in the small moments. Also, as Ricky Gervais pointed out, the odds of even being alive are so slim. I just try to enjoy the ride, because it’s going to end at some stage anyway. Might as well stick around and see how it turns out ;)

[@williamwright4678]

Real ass comment … I feel the same way.

[@Drshrek2]

Thank you, guys, for coming to Orlando! You guys killed it, and personally, one of the best shows I've ever seen ❤ much love! Plz come back soon

[@mafinalmessagechangedaworl7131]

I love all the jet sky bullying in the beginning😂. WOAAHH. She needs more hazing but she has potential.

[@machineandshaman]

She needs more hazing? Lol what, juicy is a 32 year old woman, I don’t think she needs any hazing you psycho. I actually think that Bobby and Andrew miss a lot of opportunities to riff with her when she says something funny. AND I she gets overlooked in the show too much.

[@tailoredteflon5738]

​@@machineandshamanEh both are true. She has golden moments on the show that go unnoticed, but all comedians go through some light hazing to some degree. Keeps ya on your toes mentally I would imagine.

[@shoheigoat4329]

Juicy is more of a scissor bros type comic

[@cesarsaldivar9127]

they would always haze Rudy and they treat Juicy like glass most episodes even though shes a professional comedian

[@2mis2TL86]

@@machineandshaman I see your point but when your friend tells you a dumb story, which I feel like most ppl are guilty of at some point, you give them shit lol it’s not “hazing” in the way you’re thinking. It’s just messing around with friends

[@paulogeronimo]

I'm filipino and that filipino segment was hilarious

[@elijahdrake9113]

We’re they actually speaking it I’m sorry if I’m dumb but I couldn’t tell if that was a skit or not

[@paulogeronimo]

@Elijah Drake nahh ur good brother they weren't speaking it but the inflection of the voice was spot on haha

[@RDJ1997]

I’m English, and the English part was even better!

[@whitebeltforlife]

I am Filipino and that battle rap segment absolutely killed me. Listened to it on headphones in public and was literally doubled over and dribbling. so funny.

[@poldivina]

8:12 As a Filipino. Fluent Tagalog rap bars from Tito Andrew and Bobby!

[@taylordial9107]

Saw you guys in Orlando this weekend and have literally never had more fun at a live event! Thanks for being a Bad Friend!

[@stayelevated4205]

Bobby, Andrew and Theo are the legends of the LA comedy podcast scene

[@dennisconner5993]

🎶’Cause this is fentanyl 🎶 😂😂😂

[@det.caribou7405]

Really hope we get to see Shane and Matt in the inflatable chairs one day. That would be podcast synergy.

[@MikeWoot65]

the dawgs

[@michaelmoran8430]

My 2 fav cast

[@Blaketbailey]

Dawg for life. How great is our God?

[@dysay]

This juice girl is so wack man... where doc at

[@paengferrer]

Translation of the rap battle: You know what this guy rhymed with confetti? He rhymed it with, "You're a badass dude!" Confetti? You're a badass dude? (questioning) You're a badass dude! (sarcastic) You are really brutal! Beyond slant rhyme, that's already a diagonal! Fliptop rap battle is very popular here. The Sinio vs. Apekz video has 16M views and the channel has 6M subscribers.

[@rong9580]

I’ve never laughed so hard when you guys talked like filipinos!

[@stevenking1088]

Wow its these episodes were you really.... REALLY miss Rudy....

[@lougonzo3307]

Nah

[@stevenking1088]

@@lougonzo3307 Nah you're right, I love listening to bad jokes

[@Snail641]

I hope they never have rudy on it again.

[@craigsingleton2006]

This is super refreshing after listening to Bert talk over Tom about his premier for an hour.

[@JimmyLarsen1]

BAD FRIENDS FOR LYFE! No matter what mood I’m in it just helps

[@touchang140]

Yay Rudy Jules coming back soon!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@abimanoharan2378]

Vibes have been off since they started touring

[@FlyinHawaiian808]

Bobby really makes me unlike him more n more the way he acts towards other comics n friends idont give a fuck what he been through Bobby I like him but I don’t love him anymore. Oh falling outs do u Bobby nah ya r unsatisfactory unsastionbale like u think ya gonna find someone put up with ya shit like Kalyla did, 😂😂😂😂 ain’t nobody not even friends besides Andrew puts up with his bad friend having ass smh your not that kewl Bobby u just have a hard Asian following now it’s kewl nobody cares

[@jaygee3805]

Bobby’s gut laugh is contagious 🤣

[@rebbellification]

I need a Bad Friends Netflix sketch show in my life.

[@aaronpalardy1516]

Love this show for my lunch break every Monday

[@EC-oj4ji]

Anyone else wish Doc was back?

[@amiller8030]

I wish it was him and juicy

[@lonelylubberkin7299]

No

[@travisreynolds7247]

Nah he was dull.

[@curtismartin9054]

Yep.

[@sammcclain129]

Back me up, Bad Friends... Can we get a 3 or 4 hr Episode? Pwease, pretty prease? 🙏

[@alt-tiztik]

AGREED!!!

[@susansucks9472]

i love how the guys react about Jet-Skis first joke.. because i feel like this every fucking time... (but i don't wanna be mean.. everybody has his taste in comedy..)

[@curtismartin9054]

Agreed... she doesn't add anything to the show.

[@BernieSandersOfficial]

Am I the only one that still misses Doc?

[@lg7841]

Yes

[@curtismartin9054]

Nope. We all do

[@jesuscruz2068]

this reminds me of when bobby roasted andrew on a story he told at the end of a podcast one of my favorite moments

[@behmer1879]

Wow

[@Serpent947]

Dude that’s my favorite bad friends moment ever 😭😭😭”we’re trying to make this podcast #1 friend”

[@robertwalton5679]

Thanks for the shout out cheeto. We're number 1!!! Don't forget... they put horse tranquilizers in our fentanyl because we're special.

[@Demirot]

Juicy ruining the show for me

[@Demirot]

Rudy was good

[@brycewaters2712]

@@Demirot I’m so happy 😃 p

[@aznswag6030]

CONGRATULATIONS TO JUICY : 1 YEAR on BAD friends =)

[@curtismartin9054]

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[@lukemorgan1267]

Bobby 100% said he was upset cause nobody recognized him. That is Bobby to a T. He should just own up to it

[@CerealFiend]

I used to steal vodka that was in the freezer from my parents and replace it with a little bit of water.. I had no idea it would freeze the whole thing 😂

[@josephcornell4643]

My favorite podcast and only thing I watch on KZbin

[@marshallowns]

Bad friends live in Hollywood florida was wild! Such an incredible show and amazing crowd work.

[@ewalksemporium6408]

I wuz there 🎉

[@in999deepproduction3]

I died when Bobby screamed at some drunk white dude in the spotlight “SIT TF DOWN WHITE DUDE”

[@marshallowns]

@@in999deepproduction3 lol Bobby ripping apart everyone who was walking by during his set was incredible.

[@Cubanerican]

“You’re back there because your below us”…. My favorite podcast ever bc that’s “unsalting”

[@marialvarez4728]

Bring more guests with just Bobby and Andrew. Those are the best hilarious shows. 😁

[@btc16]

Bro that was hilarious... Yall are so fluent its crazy... I need to brushup on mines lol

[@jaydubbs3372]

Wtf did I just watch. I know you guys were on tour but "wow"