Star Trek Dating Advice | Ep 167 | Bad Friends

[@Buckifan127]

Idk why Bobby is so hard on himself with the ladies, he has to know Carlos’ pick up line is def. a variation of “I work for Bobby Lee”

[@pinkpugginz]

cause bobby knows hes looking for men

[@etherealmachina]

It’s a tactic so women go “awww” and pick him

[@Polyfusia]

Carlos' pickup line is "Hey, want to make some quick cash? I'm gay and I want my friends to think I like girls, can you walk away with me like I'm picking you up? I'll pay you 5k. My dad is rich"

[@barrymckockinner9292]

​@Ethereal that's sad for a man that's over 50

[@zhdrums3872]

​@oedipa maas as long as the women are over 21... Doesn't matter

[@tbhloz]

I’m so glad Fancy B is back! Any time he says something the timing is just perfect 😂

[@vanhattfield8292]

You mean to tell me that the guy who edits the episodes always appears to have perfect timing? Hmmm, I wonder how he does it? 😂😂

[@hogsandstews]

Cause he has to translate what he’s thinking to English 😂

[@patrickoconnor3893]

@BasedGod-ey5ee😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelsoutherland-oc2wh]

Around the 15:00 minute mark. I know I’m not the only one who caught Andrews dog eating remark while Bobby was saying his mom doesn’t have a dog. He said “well not anymore” 😂 I don’t think Bobby even caught that

[@Doobiesnacks007]

Implying she ate it omfg💀☠️ I listened to like first half this morning omw to work and didnt notice 😭 I'm half baked and half asleep and woke my wife up laughing seeing this comment 😂😂😂 had to edit just to say his smile after saying it is pure EVIL 😈🍊🔥 🧡

[@ethanmarshall8500]

the way he smirks hiding his eyes lmaoo

[@MechanicalPigg]

Hahahahaha yeeeep first thing I thought when he said it Bobby had no idea

[@timtheodillon5641]

@@Doobiesnacks007lol it’s funny because I routinely wake my wife up cackling to bad friends. the bed shakes lol

[@justinblack9225]

When bobby says" I fuck everything up" and Andrew response with "you don't fuck everything up" that's a real friend moment

[@sallowhuw3520]

Fancy to Carlos: who are you people pleasing? you yourself. lmao that was underrated.

[@troythompson2]

😂😂😂

[@ship3724]

You don’t understand the joy I feel when I see that the boys have given us an extra 20 mins of episode. Who needs good friends when you have a couple bad ones.

[@Nebraska_Juan]

I agree but everyone you should still have friends they can give you rides or help you move these guys won’t help haha

[@samanthamiller7267]

TRU

[@ser_ryon_vine6392]

Facts

[@ship3724]

@@Nebraska_Juan not with that attitude they wont

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Nah, they gave you 20 min of ads.

[@Alieniz]

I’m a janitor in the bathroom right now and I’m watching bad friends 🙂

[@sebastianwhalin743]

Sorry for the mess!

[@XBORIx]

hope you don't get in trouble LOL

[@Kilicious96]

I’m a dog groomer in the bathroom listening to bad friends lol

[@Drooook]

@@Kilicious96 leave those dogs alone

[@TylerG69]

I’m an Indian in a cabinet watching bad friends 🙃

[@Weemolly4779]

You two are doing the lord’s work by keeping me laughing and mentally sane 🙏💕

[@jerryt3868]

andrew's bill burr impression is spot on😂

[@hyliantoker746]

Easy for a Ginger to impersonate another Ginger 🤓. (I love both comedians)

[@rhoanjcepe2029]

my partner was staring at me while i was laughing my heart out to this episode while i was giving bath to my patient in the ICU. happens all the time whenever im listening to bad friends during night shift

[@Moment_K]

Can we have regular 1.5-2hr episodes, an hour isn’t enough guys

[@HunterLynch333]

I agree 👍 at least 1.5 hrs, but 2 would be better.

[@Moment_K]

@@HunterLynch333 fr they could have consistent segments to stretch the ep duration, also I know the full context as to why doc isn’t around anymore but doc, if you listening, come back homie, we miss you and your conspiracies

[@Psp-id7uw]

Nah cus Bobby's gotta take a shiet at the 1:10:00 mark

[@nicholecook4552]

Holy shit I feel that way every week!!!

[@natashamartinez7473]

@@Moment_K wait how come doc isn’t around anymore am I missing something?

[@ashlayq123]

Not Carlos realizing they won’t bail him out of jail if he gets caught with hooker 😂😂😊

[@rakim126]

This crew is super fun.

[@nicholemanley6199]

Went to the Spokane show...it was a blast..got to ask a question and felt part of the family...thanks to the crew from someone who doesn't get out much!!

[@littlebostonsklallam6091]

Hey that’s cool I’m in Yakima wished they could come to Yakima too

[@saralopez7834]

Thank you bad friends for the s/o to Mexicans taking a joke. Life & work is hard for us already so we gotta jajaja when we can 💪🏼

[@Karobe]

Lol bobby quickly changed the topic leaving with 4 women. Now im curious hahaha

[@enmeterdumheter]

Im jobless but im helping the olders here at there yards for pocketmoney/or food money! Keep on struggling boys! Love from Sweden! ❤️💯🇸🇪

[@Agu85]

Best of luck, my Bad Friend! 🖤

[@MunicipalityCity]

Same here bro. Been mowing overgrown hillsides with my 20 year old Husqvarna weedeater. You guys made some legendary 2 stroke engines.

[@BurnTheNuance]

​@MunicipalityCity I can second that. Grew up using huskies with my pops. Only saws the old goat would touch.

[@funkk]

Santino is 100% correct about Disney adults.

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Those people are disturbing and disgusting. Not around my kids

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

I disagree. I'm a kid-at-heart and late bloomer who looks, feels & acts 20 yrs younger than my actual age. I also love cartoons & family movies (there's nothing better than movies with talking animals!) I don't think I will ever be an adult, always just a girl. I think his statement maybe applies more to men who ♥Disney.

[@Artikulate-fd3eo]

@@AsiaOfTheMultiverseeaaaa, you still fall into the category of being weird lol big red flag

[@mikul93]

​@@AsiaOfTheMultiverse Same. I love Disneyland. 😊

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

perhaps us "adults" who love disney never got to be children. for sure true in my case. chidhood trauma can/usually does 100% ruin one's life. at least all i want is a few disney rides & churros, vs. the likes of jeffrey dahmer's psychotic and inhumane, beyond disgusting predilections. main takeaway point: don't judge just based on consensus reality, which is usually wrong, like jeffrey dahmer seemed like a great person! because most people are f*cking morons and followers. i know i'm a weird eccentric, but i would die to save better souls in a second. think before you speak/judge/write/etc

[@703Knee]

Carlos looks like the type of dude who tells you he’s microdosing on shrooms

[@MrVacca]

One of the best bad friends in a while. Well done team

[@derekedwards7775]

Wow! Thank y’all! I worked overnight 12 hours and just had a super rough start to my Monday and week, 3 people bailed on meeting for breakfast.. just sitting in Anger. Then the new episode drops.. I’m back to a good headspace and laughing my ass off. Sooo good! 🔥 🔥

[@805adventures2]

What did you eat though?

[@littlebostonsklallam6091]

Derek no need for the friends that cancelled the breakfast meeting you’ve got all of us bad friends to join you ❤😂

[@addytrolla2535]

Keep up the hard work D!

[@brysonjamison3388]

Bobby getting tossed around a male strip club like a beach ball is the funniest visual

[@matthewcanty3342]

Bobby lee and Andrew Santino have made the best podscast ever !

[@thatboyasek6105]

Fr

[@andreproductions1]

Andrew impression of Burr is just 100% accurate

[@BaxterD]

Holy shit, Juicy's dilithium crystals joke when they were talking about toys made me shoot Sprite out my nose, the callback and timing on that was perfect.

[@kanedolo]

Call back to what?

[@BaxterD]

@@kanedolo to the dilithium crystals that she mentioned early in the episode

[@Munty.]

@democratslie8113 Thought you said she hasn't been funny at all this episode? Stick to an opinion if you want some sort of validation from others.

[@dookies2332]

​@@kanedolodid you watch? I missed the callback but the dilithium crystals story in the beginning is funny af!!

[@ronatkin5084]

Bought my tickets for Hollywood show. First ever comedy show couldn’t be more excited it’s y’all 🎉

[@NoLimits-15]

You won’t be disappointed, they crushed in Portland. Bobby murders the show

[@ds698]

27:51 GOOD JOB BOBBY! Stay sober homie we are proud of you!!! ❤

[@neosporin1873]

Bobby and Andrew signed my wheelchair at the Phoenix show. Thanks guys!

[@Ricardo12119]

wow andrews bill burr imitation is spot on!!!!!

[@Steve-fn4wm]

The happiest part of my Monday's are starting the podcast on my way home from work. The saddest part is when it's over and I have to wait another week.

[@Macjohn18]

'Malayla' made me laugh unexpectedly, really hard! 😂

[@logophile88]

Carlos' face when Fancy called Bobby out was perfect! This show is the absolute best, thanks for the laughs gents 😂

[@InkedSaiyan]

I look forward to every Monday to see my bad friend titos ❤ i was at the Portland show and i had a blast i laughed so hard ! As a Mexican i couldn’t stop laughing at the jokes Andrew said about us 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for being such bad friends !!!!! 🫡🫶🏻

[@tsmcghee8907]

Bad Friends is the best pod by FAR. I love Mondays because of this crew.

[@yoyo-dx6xy]

Bobby Lee to Juicey...Do you use the Machine? Yeah, I use the Machine!...LMFAO🤣🤣🤣

[@cole4649]

Working in a miserable broiler room and this may make my day just a little bit better. Can't wait for it

[@ransomgaming6329]

Feel it brotha

[@sebastianwhalin743]

What's a broiler room?

[@carsonwentz8301]

​@sebastianwhalin743 it's like an oven broiler, but for people

[@aaronmiller1676]

Go to school online at night bro get away from jobs like that, life is too short to suffer on top of life already dishing out a porion of suffering we shouldnt have to suffer in our attempt to provide for our family , i feel your pain brother i feel u and im in the process right now of doing exactly what i just told you

[@willymaykit1482]

Sounds gay.

[@smithicalbeast4454]

Was anyone else REALLY hoping to see pods from the road? See you in NY!

[@Multimedia_Magic]

I could hear this Malyla girl's hoo hoo instantly dry up from here, at the mention of Jean Luc Picard's favorite tea. lol. There is no way Bobby doesn't know this!

[@KJ-ek2ze]

Catching Wild Bobby needs to be a tiktok challenge or something. Bobby Lee in the wild is one of the most whimsical things in the universe .

[@joseaguilera7241]

You two are national treasures, shout out to juicy for being the best opener out there

[@jingleball2427]

Dude this crew right here is on FIRE. Its still a good episode when someone else is on but Fancy, Carlos, Juicy, Bobby, and Andrew have the absolute funniest chemistry in the podcast land besides Flagrant.

[@pearlskis9741]

Flagrant is okay but definitely not funny.

[@jingleball2427]

You guys are both completely wrong.

[@blakerichards2349]

@@kenyonrnah you’re obsessed with her…. you comment complaining about her all the time and still watch. Just don’t watch the pod they don’t need you lol

[@2mis2TL86]

@@blakerichards2349 gotta love the ppl who comment all Over and think ppl don’t see their obsession😂

[@NickY918]

Nothing like a BadFriends episode on my birthday, 35 today love you all have a great Monday 💛🧡💛🧡

[@Betty-Boop809]

Happy Birthday 🎂

[@SouthernRam]

Happy Birthday

[@NickY918]

Daisy Luke, SouthernRam thank you🎉🧡💛🧡💛

[@kendrickllama9790]

whats one thing/Life advice would you tell your younger self that would have made your 35 even BETTER?

[@b3n751]

​@@kendrickllama9790 id easily tell my younger self to snort less blow

[@hroudbertbroun5862]

Hey guys great podcast. I wanna say something bobby lee, i really appreciate your wisdom. When you spoke about not living in the moment it really spoke to me. Thats been a problem of mine for as long as i can remember, i always dreamed and imagined being someone else or in a different situation. Not living in the moment amd making the best of right now. Ive been addicted to alcohol a long time and have had a few failed attempts of sobriety but mostly not even tried because of many reasons (fear, anger, sadness, lonelyness, lack of faith, ect.) But im giving it another try. Im only on day 2 but i havnt been 2 days without a drink since last october lol so it feels all right. But what you said has helped me to stay focused and out of the most dangerous place (my head). P.s. my sister saw your b. Hole in Atlanta hahaha

[@SilentSix]

Keep on the good path friend!! A great book that helped me was "the daily stoic" by Ryan Holiday I cannot recommend it enough. It's not a sobriety book, but alot of great life lessons to be learned in that book.

[@zayyd.n.]

Shout out to my Navahos and My Navabros

[@D.S.Private]

Thx bad friends for giving me that hour long escape from reality. Heck i dont even need Booze.

[@Idkmaybe1]

I love carlos’s shady corner segments, good stuff

[@yeseniaval9141]

You know Andrew isn’t lying about the vibrating ring being his favorite because he’s mentioned it in a few episodes now lol

[@hardlux]

Sorry, Urotsukidoji... Rented it with my mother on accident when I was 15. Thank christ she went to take a nap.

[@LangstonDev]

Are you Chris O'Neil?

[@dv1183]

That tiny voice randomly saying "his own piss" was fucking hilarious.

[@bluesilver83]

Whats up Bad Friends. You guys are my favorite podcast and tiger belly and Whisky Ginger. I watch and I'm now a fan. !!! BOBBY LEEEEEEEEE !!!

[@renyahh]

International tourists - like myself have wanted to go to Disney our whole lives since we were kids so we just want the chance to go. And I got no kids so what do I do, have kids to go? 😂

[@tonygorney9556]

If you don't have kids I guess you just have to kidnap them to go. Lmao 😉😉

[@renyahh]

@@tonygorney9556 😂😂😂

[@coloniousjay8128]

Gotta rep the Navajos! The Diné showed up in force! Yá'át'ééh!!

[@winnieblews]

This is easily the best podcast on the internet right now. Hands down. Nothing comes cloae.

[@isaaccutlip5815]

This and goldeh hour ate my favorite. Scissor bros is pretty lit somtimes also

[@theomegared02]

Juicy is hilarious. She is so sincere and has such an honest addictive laugh!

[@theramplocal]

Love to see her making the rounds, she has been at it for awhile. She is hilarious

[@gunk856]

​@democratslie8113 lol ur behavior and username really correlate

[@jeffrobnify]

Jetski is awesome

[@salmonfinsly3752]

Damn it would be so life changing to work with all of the crew that makes this show! just a gang of comedy geniuses!

[@captd80]

And Carlos

[@salmonfinsly3752]

@@captd80 i love all these dudes to the same degree on the pod and the character development of everyone in the last two years has shown so much growth in everyone its top tier :3

[@prodbyjdn6752]

@@captd80 Cmon man that guy gets so much abuse 🤦‍♂ (from me)

[@OliveVR12]

"Did you know your lines this time?" 😂😂

[@miralmiral]

Juicy adds the perfect and much better vibe to your show!

[@Erkelify]

Holy shit, 78 minutes of you two?? Best podcast ever, you all are hilarious

[@bansheeboss8457]

I mean…all I had to do was read the title of the episode and I laughed out loud. Happy Monday everybody!

[@mag_flo_g]

The title was changed wasn’t it? I thought it had “escort” in it and now it’s different lol

[@GreatBambinoGaming]

It was definitely changed.

[@spctrvlr]

​@robs_baby_mama it was originally "unpaid escorts" I believe

[@MortimerJones99]

Long Pussy was at the Seattle show, it was so funny 🤣

[@vxgmr]

love how Andrew is quick to take the helm when discussing “serious” matters lmao. Keep the pods coming ty for being a bad friend 🫶

[@dy7023]

Welcome back Carlo!

[@Smokeyxz]

I take this show in like an addict. I’d be messed up bad if the pod didn’t drop on mondays. Love the bad friends in the comments too!

[@K1forMVP]

Me to. I fall asleep every night listening to old episodes of BF, Whiskey Ginger, TB etc

[@8arrows]

I really needed this episode right now.

[@matthewwade3810]

I gotta say this is the best podcast out there 🙌

[@1eleazarjr]

10:00 That Gringo Papi reference went by unnoticed 😂

[@DavidSmith-zv2xh]

i feel like you guys should be over 1M followers

[@evanbechthold3877]

Omg ordering a Bud Light with a Shirley Temple is comedy gold! The fact that you glossed over that is INSANE!!! Hella funny guys!

[@serenayflamenca]

8:31 Juicy gives Bobby an out to elaborating on the 4-5 girls with the side story of a wild Bobby spotting 😅😅😅 then Santino tells a corollary story. This crew really has each other’s back lol

[@brycestanhope2258]

That Halloween forest gump joke from Andrew was under appreciated

[@jimbobluejuice9367]

Bobby had a full nail entree at the end 😂

[@jwalk237]

Dude.. this fucking episode is an instant classic. Santino’s Burr impression Picturing the story of Andrew scaring Bobby on the bus after waking up in the middle of the night Bobby’s tea shop dating And ending it by talking about people and the sensitivity towards jokes, and how great the fans are. So stoked to be a Bad Friend.

[@NoEvidenceForGod]

Fun fact about the story Bobby was telling around 1:05:00, the Bill Burr movie is called "Old Dads" and the "Chinese" actress who got offended is Erin Wu who isn't even Chinese lol

[@DanielHernandez-gn7kp]

I don't remember Bobby Lee in that movie

[@wambamcamcam]

I have been binging this show since finding it. Holy shit it's so good!

[@spongerobroundshoes2736]

We need more Canadian Bad Friends dates!!

[@rickeykoga2312]

31:33 the family subscription bit is too damn good 😂🎉

[@andrejohnson5928]

Re re re re rainmaker is CRAZY! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 damn Santino is so underrated and quick

[@mrpizzawizard]

Hey Andrew and Bobby! Love you guys. I just binged Beef on Netflix and it was a pleasant surprise that you were in it Andrew! I also thought it was funny that your character’s buddy was named Bobby, so it was great hearing you yelling his name and caring for him lmao.

[@MikeyMulholland-q2y]

These guys are hilarious when my wife is snoring next to me and I wake her up laughing at these 2 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nightangelx1513]

Hearing Santino do a Burr impression had me wheezing

[@kylepope6805]

I missed it can you tell me where @?

[@williamvesey3679]

​@@kylepope6805 1:10:40

[@kylepope6805]

@@williamvesey3679 thank you! Santino’s an impression god

[@nakination6957]

Just from the bottom of me heart I want to say that you guys brighten my dull current life, thank you guys. One of 10-12 podcasts that I used to watch and only watch you guys for the past year or so.

[@plugzAHOY]

I wish you guys did it longer I listen to you guys at both my jobs all day amazon and doordash 😂❤ love you all

[@expres_natchos]

why is andrews bill bur impression absaloutley incredable

[@monkeywang9972]

I saw the Tito’s in Portland last Thursday. It was an incredible show. Thanks for being a bad friend!

[@bigblackbear4234]

The fact this episode was almost 1hr and 20 mins got me kinda hard ngl

[@VektorHaus]

Is Andrew dipping throughout this? It seems like he’s spitting into the bottle and not drinking out of it. It you can’t see a lump in his lip?!

[@_lizard_laura_]

They were in town (irving, tx) the day the nearby mass shooting happened in Allen. I wondered if that would come up but it's a touchy subject to bring up. It was awful. 😣

[@andrewstraney6800]

I see now why Bobby was so heavy in Juice’s corner! She was quick & very funny on the fly in this ep! Great job Juice. Boys legendary as always!! How your not the no.1 pod is unbelievable to me! The hole channel & episodes are spot on

[@matttorres8921]

IT’S EVERYONE’S FAVORITE DAY!!!!

[@feelthebrownie]

I was walking around town and saw a bad friends poster on a door, I damn near ripped it off cause I wanted to take it home 😂

[@acetrippyprince2927]

This trio (bobo,Cheeto,jet ski) is amazing. This podcast has literally saved my life. Spent many long nights with a gun in my mouth and this podcast is my only escape. So thank you! Ps. We need longer episodes!

[@SmickyD]

I want to marry Bobby in Stardew valley...😮

[@johngotti223]

Genuine question but how is juicy so popular 😂

[@smokinbones1618]

I can't be the only one that wants to see their bus driver on as a guest. Make it happen.

[@Betty-Boop809]

Great idea

[@shahrukhmasnad4110]

LOVE BAD FRIENDS!! LOVE FROM BANGLADESH!!!

[@chef_boobert4941]

My birthday is tomorrow, then 8 days later I get to be in Jacksonville seeing the show and meeting the crew, so fucking stoked!

[@Betty-Boop809]

Happy Birthday 🎂🥰

[@loganballowe7320]

bro y’all gotta release some BF jordan’s i would cop every pair

[@DmaxxZ]

Always a good morning with bad friends podcast 🙌🏻

[@fukuuu]

Thanks for being Bad Friends. Everyone on the show puts a smile on my otherwise humdrum Monday.