Bad Hostage Negotiator (with Rob Corddry)

[@suli0786]

HOW COULD HE AFFORD SO MANY FUN SNAPS!

[@charliecoke7396]

and where did he get all the cranberry sauce from

[@frederickstuart7495]

yes, no understatement...literally tears.

[@thatdude8850]

it was gun shoots

[@Thepunishers1235]

The squad Nation You fucking idiot it was sarcasm.

[@willr1820]

Many*

[@1-1-5-2]

"Gun gun gun"

[@ToxicusEntertainment]

+chloe mcconnell omg. I saw the video too. thanks for helping :)

[@tedtalens788]

+chloe mcconnell the best part

[@DreamfactoryZero]

+Skodiac When did he say that?

[@noahwindhouwer2977]

3dgun in the hallway at tge end

[@vivares765]

*SPEECH 100*

[@DBZHGWgamer]

His gun makes a really weird noise when he shoots it.

[@poachedpenguin8170]

it's fun snaps.

[@Soul_Alpha]

GUN GUN GUN

[@reinforcer9000]

His what? All I heard was a loud pop from your comment.

[@knightenchanter7908]

Gun? IT'S FUN SNAPS

[@delboy-su3wf]

There was a film were his hiding in the house and two people start having it .I can't think of film but was so funny the scene

[@KenLinx]

I expected a twist at the end where everything he said was true..

[@mike3023123]

Me too

[@RiesenWuschel]

I expected a twist at the end that he opened the door just to be shot by the last surviving hostage.

[@jamesreid1334]

░KenLinx░ same

[@cheesesteakphilly]

░KenLinx░ genius

[@OhplsAndrew]

That's why it's called a twist, cuz ya don't expect it...playa.

[@Centrinario]

"The mayor is here.. with a medal? There's a parade for me right now? rpmhhh rpmhhh rpmhhh..."

[@goowhite]

200th like for you. Congrats :P

[@joewhittaker7430]

Golden Boy almost 250, very nice Edit: Corrected grammatical error

[@bobafat2082]

Golden Boy yup congratz on gaining hundreds of likes via a quote we heard at the end of the video itself. Really sharp.. 👍

[@Wolfsbane909]

yep i see the banners and colourful confetti. that an awesome parade!

[@agentisaac2338]

I just imagine the criminal actually just playing call of duty instead of watching the hostages, which left an hour ago, and nobody noticed

[@agentisaac2338]

+ryan macdonald or maybe nobody would understand him when he would say that, he'd just say mmnmnnmmmn

[@svenondabeat1133]

Kendrick Lamar: DOOT DOOT DOOT Meek Mill: BLAP BLAP BLAP NYPD: GUN! GUN! GUN!

[@jw6871]

Big Shaq: The Ting go SKRAAAAA!

[@agenericusername2488]

Big Shaq: POOM POOM

[@ddevin]

Donald Glover: BABABOOEY BABABOOEY BABABOOEY

[@flithbrin]

I get the feeling that most of the time a Police officer yells "GUN!" Someone usually gets shot 20 times and ends up not actually having a gun.

[@shintopriestesskikyou5674]

THATS ALOT OF FUN SNAPS>

[@cykablyat8129]

+Island Sky THAT'S A LOT OF CAPS

[@yiany]

Almost 16000 people liked the video and only about 750 people disliked it, but if you read through the comment section you might get the impression that more than half of the people watched this video hated it. I guess when people like something they don't always say it, but when they hate it they are a lot more vocal about it.

[@robearberbils]

Or trolls and dicks take up the majority of comment section on KZbin. Most people just watch videos and hit the occasional like.

[@TheAce12570]

+Ian G That's very much true :) it's called a "vocal minority" fallacy. The ones that are satisfied with the way things lie don't have a motivation to be passionate about expressing it.

[@SniperNator305]

Spot on, Ian!

[@TheKaiTetley]

Ian G. A very astute observation.

[@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry]

Who cares? I don't.

[@ConstantMedia]

it's funny how in 4 years since the creation of this video, no one even considered that he could be shooting at the air just for intimidation....and he succeeded on that, and funny enough the video still works, cause they fell for it. he got nothing in return but still.

[@ConstantMedia]

SubjectHazard why?you mean to say that if a crazy person was holding you hostage and shooting in the air, wouldn't you scream? just out of panic?

[@bigchung-enesis4360]

+DragTV Actually didnt think of that, smart.

[@mip0]

+DragTV but I think the idea is that they were actually killing the hostages I mean the idea for the video. For the joke.

[@bigstrawgaming9166]

Yea....but what about the screaming voices in the background?

[@zecke58]

Even if it was just intimidation he was still awful for being an ass to him since you never be an ass to a guy with a gun and something to point it at especially if they're crazy.

[@TheJokerscene]

"Gun, gun, gun" that's about when I lost my sides....

[@avonyx4374]

You know you've watched too much CH when you can instantly tell the captor is josh

[@MoNsTaX1]

"I'm fired aren't I?" 😂😂😂

[@kclt14]

I had to watch this in the hospital when I had a collapsed lung, and I had to cry tears because I was holding back so much laughter. Pure torture.

[@polreamonn]

Tears of soy?

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@polreamonn Tears of soy

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Tae Bo 4 yee

[@timcosgrove707]

I love the muffled “You like that?” On the phone.

[@girlgarde]

He also said "You like that motherfucker?!".

[@Janegamin]

GUN! GUN! GUN!

[@Desh681]

0:25 - "So you're the one" Only one person read his paper on psychology!? I think we see the problem.

[@NikhilWolf]

. . . . Yeah, that was kinda the point of that joke.

[@thelurkingpanda3605]

wow congrats kid you know what jokes are.

[@cartman7th]

Magic I'm pretty sure that was a reference to Good Will Hunting. Hardly working has done a whole skit based on a scene in that movie

[@HK-sw3vi]

He read the paper that was rejected

[@420sakura1]

Sorry I didn't get it this now.

[@darkcurrypowder]

that's got to be the greatest gun impression I've heard in a while

[@kevinvega685]

This was the most hilarious one I've ever seen from CollegeHumor.

[@FizzleFX]

+Kevin Vega SiriArgument is funnier

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@FizzleFX aight ima watch

[@michaelchen2718]

I disagree. My favorites are First Kiss and the two Osama skits from 16 years ago.

[@PremiumFuelOnly]

Listen, Your gonna let all of those hostages go and (pow)....what was that noise?

[@sweetdeal68]

You got the gift, kid!

[@Rysperydon]

I will always recognise him from harold and kumar :D

[@Blogofanclub]

Zip it Hello-Kitty!

[@jere7257]

"Neil Patrick Harris... It is an honor to meet you sir." This man is freakin hilarious

[@blacksmartie8801]

What Happens in Vegas!

[@supercyberfunk]

The first time I ever saw him was on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. This was back in the late 90s. He was one of the correspondents with Steven Colbert.

[@Raz337]

TheLukasero Negative. He's on an ice fishing trip in Glacier Bay. ...and it's fucking EXHILARATING.

[@VarietyRulez]

"Sabian Roman" as in Chris Sabian and Danny Roman from The Negotiator? Niiiiiiice ;)

[@melissapalormosullivan5046]

AlbyYourHero I

[@matijakerkoc4809]

*Samuel

[@maryhayes9176]

AlbyYourHero oo

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Yeah, I heard the podcast too

[@folarinosibodu]

Nice call.

[@girlgarde]

Negotiator from action movies, meet real life!! When I first watched this video, I laughed my ass off at how much of a blowhard the negotiator was and how it blew up in his face and then tried to pretend that things were going smoothly.

[@tralala9873]

You're a negotiator cool.

[@adygombos4469]

Well, that's not what happens in real life either. Most of the times the criminals don't wanna kill the hostages because it only makes it worse for themselves. So negotiators just try to keep them busy until the special forces make a plan to take the criminals out.

[@forever-pk1hn]

My criminal justice teacher was a hostage negotiator for a big city PD. The negotiators ultimate goal is to get the perp to surrender without incident. They see any need for an actual assault as a failure on their part. It's not like in the movies.

[@DeadpoolPlayz]

I think he will just use the hot tub time machine to go back and save them XD if u know what I am talkin about!

[@TraceguyRune]

no bad guy would kill the hostages. What else would keep him safe from Swat team alpha?

[@arthas640]

+TraceguyRune psychopaths. One of the first things hostage negotiators have to do is establish if the target is a psychopath or not. Apparently, psychopaths will toy with the negotiators if treated like a normal criminal and will even kill hostages "for the lulz"".

[@manictiger]

+Arthas Menethil So basically-- The entirety of 4chan are all future psycho-killers.

[@gedeyogam9096]

Funny, if i ever found myself in this kinda situations i might do the same for a lil extra excited moments...since i probably doesnt care bout anything else anymore

[@Akrafes]

This skecth is one of the funniest one in CH. Whenever i watch it i still burst out laughter. I especially laugh at the last call with shouting and shooting on the buzzing phone. Its hillarious. The only videos that top this are the prank wars.

[@vlisto3712]

Grammer nazi was my favourite.

[@legitname6687]

What about batman can't stop thinking about sex? That was my favourite by far.

[@shnbwmn]

ShamWow guy in prison takes the cake for me.

[@vlisto3712]

Fuck you,I was tired as hell and I couldn't see my screen. And I'm not an American.

[@thefinalsin47]

who has the that much money for all those fun snaps

[@endrospawziecorneliusstabb315]

The final Sin they're cheap

[@thefinalsin47]

Endros Zarian exactly

[@dsdiesel8667]

"It's just fun snaps that's all ", " why is he doing so many fun snaps? " hahaha

[@scottwallace2942]

the childish run he does when he runs to the door always makes me laugh

[@ComfortKM]

Lmfao!! Fun snaps! And then the chief is like "it's okay, it's just fun snaps." I couldn't breath.

[@jonathansmith2091]

About 15-17 shots I heard in a span of less than 2 minutes. He is the best!

[@NYCentralSpotter1070]

All of those were real Fun Snaps?

[@what244]

Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun! Gun!

[@alfonsomena8141]

Block Noobs 6 guns for him and 36 units of ... U forure it out

[@Rockymountainpie]

the crazy thing is that he really did shoot the criminal at the end and that he received a medal from the mayor

[@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry]

Im sure you thought that this comment was just going to bring the house down with laughter. It didn't.

[@rayyanberg8974]

@@MichaelGrubbEvolvedMinistry its a seven year comment man

[@Centrinario]

"The mayor is here... with a medal? There's a parade for me right now? rpmhhh rpmhhh pmrhhh..."

[@AgusLuResident14]

2021 and still as good as the first time watching it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Deadhammer218]

Rob Corddry as Ron Fox in "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" is one of my favourite characters in comedies period. There aren't any bad scenes when he is on the screen. And he made this movie into classic for me, wherareas first one, although enjoyable, didn't have me roling on the floor from laughter. I was sure that he got some award for that role, but nope. I hope they will make another Harold & Kumar with him (great premise for parodying "depressed , obsessed cop" cliché, seeing how obsessed he was already) or spinoff movie about Ron Fox made by good writers, because in H&K his lines were perfect, f.e. -Don't you wipe? -Don't ask questions you don't want answers to, buddy There are only two words that can describe that role: Starship Fucking-Troopers \,,/

[@Nib_Nob-t7x]

Fun fact: if you ever take a hostage (in USA) be sure not to harm them all police department policies are to negotiate and try to talk you out until you shoot. Once that happens it turns from hostage to active shooter and all officers rifle or not are supposed to rush in.

[@AK-tf3fc]

thx

[@heliosgod4285]

The people who disliked the video were the families and friends of the hostages

[@paulc6471]

“Why is he setting off so many fun snaps?” Is so genuine and curious.

[@dremeler]

Anybody notice his name is a composite of the names of the two negotiators in the movie "The Negotiator"?

[@stanley3119]

Savian Roman

[@rocioquiroz11]

I just noticed that, that's awesome and I'm glad the writers appreciate an underrated gem from the 90s.

[@AllenHanPR]

Just finished "The Negotiator" The negotiators name is both the last names of the hostage negotiators from the movie. Well played.

[@MOTM1234]

Damn, Josh Ruben really is the best actor. (you can hear his voice through the phone)

[@lostinthoughtstudio]

What's funny is they bleeped the f word at the end but not over the phone.

[@warhammer1]

Hehehe that guy... remember "2 words!!! Starship-fuckin'-troopers!! NPH!!"

[@eschelar]

He puts the "bad in "bad-ass"? More like: He puts the "boring" in "fucking boring".

[@Desh681]

You're looking for action without the patience to even listen to the words. In that case; go watch an Indonesian film called The Raid: Redemption, its a really good fight flick where everything goes to shit 20 minutes in, and doesnt stop.

[@eschelar]

Magic lol, yeah, I gave that one a try a few weeks ago. contrived, crummy writing and too many stupid people. A B Movie at best. A good effort for Indonesians definitely, but I found it annoying. As for me having patience, you really have no idea. It couldn't be any further from the truth.

[@Desh681]

...Did you really give it a go? How come you didnt mention the sequel? And the prequel?

[@eschelar]

Magic Yes I did. I watched around 30 minutes. After the guy shoots the kid through the door in the hallway, it degenerates into mindless fight scenes with mediocre choreography. I then clicked through to a couple more spots and saw nothing surprising or interesting. The first 30 minutes had virtually zero character development and I just didn't care about one single person on screen. It had the emotional impact of a homework assignment. Why would I want to watch the prequel or the sequel? I'm not saying it was horrible, it just wasn't really very good. Or even just plain "good".

[@Desh681]

eschelar Wha- you thought the fight scenes were mindless, but then you clicked through the sections with only seconds to get a proper judgement? Well shit, i referred to that because i thought everything except action scenes would be boring to you. Well, if you want character development (and you'd probably need to actually watch it a bit to get any development), i'd suggest the anime Attack on Titan. Might start off somewhat slow, but the many characters are engaging enough to be shocked at their futures.

[@joaolucasfraga9147]

When he fires his bang, it makes a "gun" sound.

[@lolagumolova8828]

These techniques should be applied in child custody negotiations. Firms like Brody and Kling in Washington DC often use kidnapping-like techniques to force untenable negotiations by noncustodial parents. Some end in tragedy.

[@JerryToneStore]

college humor has really turned their stuff around. It's great,

[@PillowTalk420]

"GUN! GUN! GUN!"

[@cody66696]

To be completely honest, i don't find any of these videos funny, but for some reason i keep watching them Nice

[@alkafx]

This is the funniest video i've watched so far this year.

[@emmat5319]

this is honestly the best collegehumor video that i've seen yet. kudos to you.

[@olliegoria]

Yes, Savien, you're fired.

[@Calmplex2g]

THIS was the funniest thing i watched on college humor in a while...dont know how people didn't like this...Please make part 2

[@hayderimran7]

Best video by CH...not sure why this hasnt got more views..

[@charliebucket53]

the police cheif's deadpan expression is fucking HILARIOUS LOLOLOL!!!!!!

[@themaster8902]

Haha sabien roman. Nod to the negotiator with kevin spacey and sam jackson.

[@annmurithi177]

Six years now and it feels like the first time watching 😂😂

[@Kmk157]

Such nostalgia, back when CH was actually good.

[@MockManor]

"Alright...let's talk demands" [POP POP POP]....Hahahahahaaaaa!!!

[@vladilie8645]

I wish I could more clearly hear what the criminal was saying over the phone.

[@theredblackgreenman]

this needs to be a movie

[@Shieldsz]

Best fucking one i've ever seen.

[@tikifreakazoid]

I think the most impressive thing about this is that they went back in time and got a young Sean Penn to be an extra.

[@fernandomelgar748]

GUN GUN GUN

[@theophilusthistler5885]

I used to fantasise about Rob Cordry teaming up with Pete Holmes & Paul Scheer do a UK style 6 eps per series - 2-3 season run full of "method" acting, in-jokes, running gags andost importantly the DVD commentary tracks

[@spiritualknight123d]

0:08 Did anyone notice he has sweaty armpits?

[@brickshouse9897]

I am in tears... this is gold..

[@Dc0sby]

How many people does this guy have?

[@BadFilm1]

He was on the bank, so probably about 20+ depending on the bank

[@yahiaaymankamaly3518]

D COSBY DID U ASSUME THEY ARE GUYS ? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@katierose8238]

I seriously LOVE chief's face at 3:09 xD I cant breathe!

[@brandonfoley7519]

It's so bad! 😂 I feel like if the video was 5% more serious it wouldnt be funny

[@ms.rstake_1211]

I still love the skit.

[@untic9552]

the violator!

[@mckenzie.latham91]

he's raping angles up in heaven now

[@MrWhit-mp2vn]

Did anyone else catch the name (Sabian Roman) being from the movie The Negotiator? Samuel L Jackson was Danny Roman and Kevin Spacey was Chris Sabian. They were both negotiators. Nicely played, College Humor.

[@society3309]

everyone's dead aren't they? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PenguinRecordings]

Instant classic, love this.

[@Legionaer666]

This shows cops more competent then they actually are.

[@GentlemanNietzsche]

+Kemal Sunal fuck the police kill them and their sons

[@jordanthomaswahler9837]

+GentlemanNietzsche what about their daughters

[@Legionaer666]

Jordan Thomas Wahler I once dated a policeman´s daughter. Her father tried everything to bully me in the afterwards.

[@911Truther69]

That was TOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!! I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT!!! MY SIDES ARE KILLING ME!!!! 😆 I LOVE THIS GUY!!! 😅

[@cartman7th]

0:23 was that a Good Will Hunting reference? College humor seems to like that movie. (As they should, it's a great movie)

[@femiogundipe767]

This is the funniest clip I've seen in a while now :D My belly hurt from laughing too hard.

[@Juggalo972]

Corddry saved 1,781,597 people and let 787 haters die :)

[@jimbobhk2009]

Rob Corddry is a really good actor, comedians don't get enough credit

[@atwodollarnote]

I feel like this is how Donald Trump's presidency will go down

[@josephjmurphy1718]

melissa tan Just at the end he'll be like, "I'm fired aren't I".

[@thedeadlypacifist]

melissa tan How many poppers will be distributed?

[@superwildwarrior5758]

Instead he will brag about it afterwards

[@NovusIgnis]

Lol you're trying so hard when it's perfectly clear he's doing a great job at it. This is a more accurate example of Clinton's presidency, thank God that didn't happen.

[@crazycanadian5592]

i spent longer than im proud of trying to get that spider off my screen. hope you are happy.

[@NintendoGamez24]

The founder of lougle?

[@olivergray318]

This was one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

[@Dr._Love]

Still funny as all get out.

[@rtyui136]

"I'm surprised you have eyebrows." "Oh, I've got 'em. Aaaall over the place."

[@SuperCHARged425]

If this is what College kids are laughing at...I think I need to drop out.

[@Lucifronz]

Are you homeless yet? God I hope so.

[@darkknight-xm5cj]

LunarD3A7H he/she isn’t like you

[@tressuave]

I was waiting to see how far he was willing to go for this...

[@raicho20]

Hahahaha! :D

[@malbabypink101]

"GUN! GUN! GUN! GUN!" i've always wondered how gun shots sound like ;)

[@wiilli4471]

XD

[@jrno93]

Funniest guy to wear a badge

[@funactiongaming]

OMG NO JOKE, 911 DISLIKES, WOW!!!!

[@ethanfoster2626]

I too got to witness this.

[@ssa8816]

dang so many fun snaps!!!

[@GamerAlan123]

Anyone else really sick of these CollegeHumor advertisements?

[@JudahMaccabee_]

I was going to agree until I noticed you have an extra word at the end

[@smawkingwaiid]

why? why complain about collegehumor ads when there's a ad before most youtube videos and whenever you watch tv i suppose theres no commercials, right? and you should appriciate the work theese people put in to make theese videos. nobody told you to watch their videos.

[@GamerAlan123]

Don't get me wrong i love their videos and don't have a problem with ads, but when the same ad repeats over with a guy flash mobbing in a skin tight shirt it just gets a little tiring.

[@smawkingwaiid]

GamerAlan123 it must be hard for you when you see trucks delivering coca-cola with their coca-cola ads huh?

[@GamerAlan123]

No clue what you mean by that so I'm just gonna end this here without causing a giant comments chain that will lure people into it by easting their time reading it...

[@jimpicket2430]

Genius if there’s no hostages they can kill him

[@deadlockraven1849]

Totally the strategy

[@jimpicket2430]

Ravenxll13 it’s perfect there’s no danger if there’s no hostages

[@RoxStar09]

He wants to surrender. He just doesn't know it yet." LOL I love that guy's sense of humor.

[@gangstaholycow]

this is my favorite sketch of all time (thats not in a series)

[@roughryder5]

Never heard of Rob Corddry until now and I must say he is fucking hilarious.