BATMAN FIRES THE BATMAN | BAT-CANNED

Batman makes The Batman redundant.
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[@peteholmes]

So excited to announce our new series, BAT-CANNED, it’s like our Ex-Men and Badman videos had a baby! New episodes drop every Thursday at 3pm Eastern 12pm PT.

[@thedraynor8492]

Thanks for bringing back the Batman. Some of the best skits out there! Hoping this series is sitting with all the different Batman’s going back to Adam West

[@cococookie2511]

These skits are so awesome I don't feel the need to use clever words describing them.

[@goatzilla1996]

Where are the bloopers, PLEASE! Theres no way you made it through this exchange without a hundred takes!

[@RichardSanchez137]

Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

[@chadm7744]

This one was the fucking best!!!! btw where are outtakes?? The ExMen outtakes were hilarious as well.

[@10-Pop_checho]

Batman and The Batman needs to be a series in itself

[@edgaras9079]

Yes please 🙏

[@richardedwards1546]

Corny comment and get a job!

[@bwoods0811]

I Second this notion, technically third. Yes, I third this notion!

[@maybetoby]

Completely agree, this is the best one

[@Mmmmilo]

I’d watch the shit out of this.

[@rossmacomish]

'I'm Kurt Cobain.' 'Yeah coz you're dead to me.' was gold

[@leroytorres1979]

😅😅😅

[@gottafindacoolname]

A bit ‘written’

[@Chrizton]

@@gottafindacoolnameand?

[@gottafindacoolname]

@@Chrizton …and therefore it feels unauthentic 🤷🏽‍♂️ = not good = bad

[@GRA2itous]

@@gottafindacoolnameUhh yeah? It’s part of the script for this skit lol

[@lizardbest8510]

4:45 “But gluten you can’t handle” that’s the best 🤣🤣🤣

[@EjHuRrIcAnE09]

Absolutely

[@WilbertMoore]

That face 😭😂😂😂😂

[@b4thewar540]

Out of everyone Badman fired for silly or selfish reasons, The Batman ironically commits the most legit fireable offenses 😂

[@ALEXD4WN]

I mean if you’re fired anyway what’s so wrong with doing everything in your power so that it’s irreversible, I mean ‘fired’ doesn’t stack😁

[@Pururut]

​@@ALEXD4WN i mean ive seen people use this "reasoning" befote to be dicks and ruin other employees' (who, mind you, are also people) shifts even more miserable because theyre selfish

[@ALEXD4WN]

@@Pururut it was just a joke.

[@mikeymegamega]

Seeing Pete Holmes make Batman skits makes me feel like I've gone back in time to when KZbin was a fun place!

[@brianmcg321]

i know, right

[@iankane1733]

Same

[@BasicPsychology101]

Note to self: Monologuing notes out loud feels more edgy with adrenaline boosts. Will try it with Yoga next.

[@sage5483]

Dang i haven't see you make a KZbin video in a while..

[@dubradiolol]

enough this batman or that batman - Pete Holmes is my Batman

[@TheVampireking330]

"We deserve better than this." killed me

[@chrismhp]

Would've been a perfect opportunity for Middleditch to clap back with 'maybe i'm not the one you deserve...but I am the one you need right now.'

[@silverblade357]

Batman's like, "This is seriously what people got after The Joker?"

[@Joshcoshbagosh]

@@silverblade357 What exactly do you mean by that?

[@dionlackey798]

​@@Joshcoshbagoshthat it's bad

[@Joshcoshbagosh]

@@dionlackey798 The Batman is bad? Thats just silly. I wonder if Pete actually thinks that?

[@martinwinchester5092]

There needs to be a whole series of Batman interviewing the other Batmans

[@lgchamp1999]

I can just imagine all the the other batmans telling Vengeance to shut the fuck up.

[@Shaznit]

4:43 Pete looks ready to burst out laughing 😹

[@Deyone_Jackson]

That's pure incredulity

[@VladDraculaIII]

Lmao Bale Batman just watching the whole adrenaline shot play out with a look of both concern and amusement is the best part 😂😂

[@Chiuchiu2046]

Watching with his mouth open lol

[@jed23ify]

Straight up, better acting than 90% of what’s in Hollywood 😂

[@rphb5870]

yea where did he even find that guy, he is not worthy to be Robin much less batman

[@emmanueludoh77]

This feels like an NA situation! 😅😅

[@leggoentertainment2947]

@@jed23ify better than a 100% of the batman movies hollywood pomped out in the last 30 years that's for sure.

[@JamesDean_B]

Batman getting winded from journaling, then compensating with stims, HILARIOUS. 😂

[@ban1sh3db3ast]

"THE" Batman lol.

[@Chimchimchu]

Yeah Dean Beal 7868. Banished Beast 9 is right. It's THE Batman. You really can't just say Batman in this situation. (Chimchimchu was the last name left that didn't have any numbers in it.)

[@kaz1073]

"we deserve better than this...." that face after 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chimchimchu]

@@kaz1073 Yes, that was such a perfect line, at the perfect time, and delivered perfectly. I don't think anyone could really argue against that.

[@shawnthompson2303]

You ever do this? Adrenaline. Straight from a bulls *COCK.*

[@brendanburgess7949]

I love how instead of roasting THE Batman, Batman is just perplexed and concerned.

[@JonesCrimson]

THE Batman said he doesn't fight much, there isn't really a worse burn to lay upon him than that.

[@emanthegman9511]

"Are you even wearing black eye makeup or are you just low iron" ...im dead 💀💀

[@ChocolatesAndChai]

The notebook says “VENGANCE” 😂

[@alexkatc59]

Great Book of GRUDGES this is.

[@ArmyWolves]

😂😂😂😂

[@elephant_888]

“So Vengeance is asking me if I have any food?” This skit was pure lunacy!! 😂😂😂

[@chrisrodriguez3053]

“I do have some Crackers” hahaha

[@MicTheOni]

"...But gluten you can't handle..."

[@elephant_888]

@@MicTheOni 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zonesproductions]

This is best Bat-Canned episode by far. Vegan batman is bloody hilarious 😂

[@ZaxFSO8083]

That's the most grounded I've seen Pete Holmes Batman to be in years, instead of the typical zany jokester he was the most levelheaded person in the room

[@mooxim]

Always great to see Pete and Middleditch working together again.

[@Bodyknock]

Lol, I hope we get to see their gag reel, they're always hilarious! 😄

[@harborwolf22]

"Who AM I? How did I GET here?"

[@rorbalzio]

You mean Middleditch the rapist? Fuck that

[@RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES]

Middleditch as Doobs from Jake and Amir was golden

[@bagindoproperty5684]

Thats Tom?? Lol

[@xytakis]

"Okay, so vengeance is asking me for food?" and "We deserve better" had me laughing so hard

[@ThePubg_Player]

Also that part where he says " I don't do much fighting " 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ub3rpwnage44]

The "You need help" got me

[@NotGarrettG]

“I’m Kurt Cobain” “Ya… cause you’re dead to me”

[@neophenom]

4:18 I adore that TDK Batman actually shows concern for his alternate version, enough to call him by his name "Bruce!". That makes the following moments even more hilarious. 😆

[@The_Conundrum_Crew]

4:15 I like how when he was legitimately concerned, he was calling him Bruce. Nice touch.

[@harleyjo4875]

Bruce is the mask, his name is Batman

[@JerKur18]

I love how he's giving honest, empathetic advice at the end but loops back around to the popped-up collar 😄

[@m-w-y7325]

but he is still right, running off of gluten free snacks and adrenaline shots only makes you an idiot with a popped-up collar who wants to fight crime. the OG Batman worked his ass off, trained with the most skilled martial artists, ate steaks and lobsters handmade to perfection by Alfred. and took Chicken soup if he was sick which was forced upon him be Alfred cause despite all the edgy bullshit, he still was a human with human needs.

[@johnbennicelli708]

Empathic. That's pathetic.

[@jordanfelt5978]

​@@johnbennicelli708look at you, being cool and so edgy.

[@aaronmontgomery2055]

​@jordanfelt5978 you should have rhymed like they did.

[@outsidelookinginprod]

@@johnbennicelli708 Why would you correct him when both "empathic" and "empathetic" are valid words? It's one thing to correct spelling when a word is flat out wrong. It's another altogether when the word the op chose is still right and you gave an alternative right word. You are both right but only one of you told the other they were wrong.

[@awabooks9886]

The adrenalin shot was epic! I felt that 🦾 😅

[@somethingelse4846]

Stronger than metal.....wind

[@stingwrayanime8030]

That Straight face after the Batman lost his shit was priceless .Im still dying 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnassimakopoulos8954]

4:43

[@margaretswift97]

The Batman: “I’m Kurt Cobain.” Batman:”Yeah, cause you’re dead to me!” OMG Batman is savage😂😂😂

[@AeroZach13]

This just made me convinced that Thomas Middleditch plays Batman surprisingly well!

[@lynchpincreative]

a revelation!

[@futuredozer1735]

*The Batman

[@Zantalo]

Yeah he's got the twilight Batman basically perfect.

[@lavonaffair]

Was he vega and gambit?

[@richardmuthamia8063]

Thomas Middledictch could play a good Batman who laughs

[@abuzarrin7]

He punches the table with the exact ambience in the movie was hilarious

[@lollie7141]

1:02 "Actually the suit the second (Bale) Batman is wearing is the 2008 Dark Knight suit."🤓

[@Gringa_L]

Holmes and Middleditch are a dynamic comedy duo, can't get enough of them.

[@robinmaibals1193]

That's Matt McCarthy. Without his straight man routine to his absurdity, then there's not comic relief. You need Commissioner Gordon to point out how ridiculous Batman is. Oh, and Harvey Dent. Can he be trusted?

[@InnerMedium]

I thought that was Middleditch. So glad Holmes has brought this character back!

[@c7po457]

​@@robinmaibals1193That's Thomas Middleditch. It says in the credits. Matt helped write it though.

[@robinmaibals1193]

@@c7po457 The honor of being called dynamic duo in this case goes to Pete and Matt

[@c7po457]

@@robinmaibals1193 They are great together. I really like Thomas and Pete as well. Maybe Matt, Thomas and Pete for a nice trio?

[@MURD3RWAVE]

The way Batman gets more and more stunned at what he is hearing is hilarious. He really does think the Batman is a dipshit.

[@JelloFluoride]

Worse, he thinks he's addicted to "Bull Dick".

[@ponchicharron]

Cause he is lol

[@lethalexponent6]

He's in the bat car just cranking shot after shot

[@zeeski7454]

because he is, worst batman

[@lucewilliams]

⁠​⁠@@ponchicharron@zeeski7454 He’s not. Keep coping

[@adamm.6595]

"I was just praying I hadnt heard you ... but i did." 😂

[@AbhishekNag666]

"I'm Kurt Cobain" "Yeah, cause you're dead to me" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@brucelston]

I love how nolans batman is genuinely concerned 😂

[@Franklin-sq8uu]

Concerned, amused, disgusted, with a little shock and awe 😂😂😂

[@saintplayer86]

The scene where he injects himself towards the end was absolutely brilliant. I couldnt stop laughing!😂

[@relle7490]

Omg me too bro the way he was looking at him killed me 😆😆😆

[@TopherHeYump]

I'm dying from laughter at that part in a truck stop restaurant rn

[@ericadams214]

That was hilarious 😂

[@user-pv7je3bf4k]

Same 😂

[@LaidbakZak]

It’s all the same scene

[@ClipCave33]

Straight from a bull’s……. Çöčķ 4:55

[@LukeLovesRose]

😂

[@theunknowncell442]

"Alright vengeance... you're f*cking fired..." 😂

[@TyrellMcK]

The adrenaline scene got me 💀 😂😂😂

[@aKrazyGuyUKno]

I legit cried I laughed so hard 😂

[@drthao2586]

Hey....you do this?

[@mohammedabubaker9695]

Straight from a bulls cawk

[@iamtheworm1327]

No one touch me!! 😂

[@alecjones4676]

It almost got Pete Holmes lol

[@tasmsinist3rsix664]

3:05 "I'm about to make my point." *Pulls out the Death Note*

[@antimotors5429]

August 6, sometimes, life hurts, but then the wounds scar over, and you're the mainly just scars. Scars are like muscles on the outside of your body. And they make you strong against di-

[@Lot-sv5sw]

Unbelievably hilarious 😂 Batman roasting Batman as only he can

[@AngelFreelanceProductions]

"Look at that suit, So 2005" Cracked Me Up 😅😂😂

[@Omygames]

Can we see an actual series with these two? Like investigating crime scenes and shit? That would be hilarious content

[@PureBlackDragon]

this

[@Enriqueguiones]

PLEASE, YES.

[@fearZgoodman]

YES

[@KBoxrox1]

Batman stupidly fucking people and shit up like the old sketches. And The Batman not doing much except being moody and then pointing out the obvious to Batman once it's too late

[@LMT069]

Dark Knight: "what does this clue tell us, Thhhheeeeeee Batman?" The Batman: "Let's ask one of these officers" Dark Knight: "What? You seriously don't know?"

[@supafun33]

"Are you journaling AT ME?" "we deserve better than this..." killed me

[@SleepyDroid]

he sure do!

[@gregorymoody7730]

"Yeah no i was just praying that i hadnt heard you, but i did."

[@JohnTheManMythAndLegend]

This is the best of the firing episodes. I’m in tears from this lol. Please don’t stop making these! I still watch your Badman clips all the time!!

[@woojet]

This premise was definitely a lot better than expected. More of this please. And MUCH MORE Holmes and Middleditch.

[@marloncebo242]

I didn't even notice it was mittleditch because I was listening but yeah he's great.

[@explicitreverberation9826]

Yes!!

[@foreverofthestars01]

So it IS Middleditch! They are hilarious when they're together. More please!

[@davehart3860]

I def didn't expect this lol,,was faf

[@Ladykyra101]

I knew it. I knew it was Middleditch! 😂😂😂. Their chemistry is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

[@pranavnnair5]

This was easily the best one out of the lot. Middleditch absolutely killed it. His comedic timing is impeccable.

[@dondavis1180]

He's one of the best comedic actors of the generation. Dunno why he isn't in more stuff.

[@Dartanyoogles]

​@@dondavis1180I think he is just really selective about what projects he does. He voices Terry in Solar Opposites, and is fantastic in that!

[@explicitreverberation9826]

He killed it!!

[@wgorham93]

​@dondavis1180 because he's an abusive scumbag, and nowadays people are (rightfully) distancing themselves from him

[@iconoclast137]

if you wanna hear some of his improv chops, search for his appearances on the comedy bang bang podcast, they are absolutely hilarious

[@koolme666]

Literally the best thing I've ever watched. I watch this when my depression hits hard so I can have a laugh

[@owenmontanaro5670]

Just watched this with my brother. Laughed our asses off. Funniest video I’ve seen in years. So awesome you guys should be so proud and PLEASE MAKE A PART TWO!! HILARIOUSSSS

[@mikechoe97]

Thomas really nailed that Battinson impression. Unlike the other episodes where Pete is in control, Battinson really stole the show in this sketch.

[@caseysheehan8437]

What Robrrt Pattinson impersonation? 🤔

[@gerardjayetileke4373]

Somehow the mask/cowl looks really good, and Middeditch pulls it off so well.

[@Mr_Wayne2012]

not really both where great in his roles

[@amarkray01]

I was thinking the same thing. Brilliant performance.

[@nathanlau3275]

Middleditch always steals the show, whatever sketch he's in.

[@TheHappyKamper]

Thomas Middleditch is so believable as The Batman. I think he'd also nail it if he played The Riddler.

[@GabePuratekuta]

But is the answer "helicopter"?

[@raimarulightning]

I straight up thought it might actually be Robert Pattinson 😂😂😂

[@rockfordsolids5353]

omg a skit with the riddler would be f'ing fantastic. Have to check if he has done one . . . .

[@GabePuratekuta]

@@rockfordsolids5353 He did one years ago with Matt McCarthy playing a Nolanverse Riddler.

[@iconoclast137]

i thought it was adam scott at first. middleditch pretty much nails every type of character he plays, it's insane. look up joey tortellini from the comedy bang bang podcast

[@michaellinden3623]

This is so f****ng amazing. I shit my pants while laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@CaptEirikr]

"We deserve better than this..." is legit one of the funniest deliveries I've ever seen.

[@PrabhsimranSingh15]

This skit seriously deserves a standing ovation. What an awesome concept. Plus, the new actor playing the "The Batman" nailed his performance. Brilliant and mind-blowing performance by the duo. Mad respect for both the artists.

[@scientificuppercut]

giving me Wes Bently vibes

[@shaneb1982]

cmon man thats Thomas Middleditch

[@SumiEwiets-idgaf]

Up, He perfectly encapsulated the new iteration of Batman😂

[@ThexSleepingDragon]

@@SumiEwiets-idgaf In a joking way yes.

[@gmarshall1942]

The costume design is great! Thanks for the laughs Pete.

[@breakmedown5]

The look on Pete Holmes face at 2:31 😂😂😂

[@jonichiban]

This isn't the series we deserved, but the series we needed.

[@vernonherb]

Yesssssssss

[@astroguero]

We don't deserve how awesome younger looking John Ritter is.

[@dropoffstergaming]

Pete looks so much like John Ritter that we forget he also looks like Val Kilmer, a former Batman 😂

[@fannin313]

Man im so glad to see your bats make a return, I needed this skit tyvm!

[@theultimateoh-no854]

These 2 need to be a series immediately haha

[@JaxBlade]

4:23 I am crying lmaoo I cant breathe

[@abyss_waker1276]

The h*ll are you doing here?

[@MatejMachac]

The thought of Holmes as a slightly fatter Bale and Middleditch as a nerdy Patinson will now live rent-free in my head forever. I would pay to see the full unedited BTS of this :D

[@damiandavids1809]

We deserve more episodes.. we deserve a series… please please make it happen.. this is the best thing I’ve seen on KZbin in a very long time. The comedic timing, the acting.. everything is just awesome

[@gmanrowe]

This is one of the best series of skits I’ve seen in a long time

[@iinferno2010]

Pete trying his absolute best to not break is so amazing

[@tric5122]

I need the outtakes, I want to see which one broke more.

[@calebalvarez1234]

At what point did it even look like one of them was holding back? Smh

[@johne1743]

Need more of these two.. Pete and Middleditch just have that great chemistry

[@DmanDice]

The best ones are with them

[@android1617]

Finally, something worth watching on KZbin!

[@basketcas3717]

"I'm the winner, you're the weiner" lmfao

[@CanadAce]

Yaaay! The long-awaited (by me) reunion of Thomas Middleditch and Pete Homes doing sketch comedy together!!!!

[@drunkin12Many]

Was that gambit?

[@JohnnyGobs]

He also did night crawler lol I didn’t even realize it was him under the mask for a cool second tho

[@DashCat9]

Oh, you're not the only one.

[@drfiggles]

Now we just need them both on Jake and Amir

[@jonnil1997]

Did Middleditch get uncancelled

[@StarAllKungfu]

The look of shock when the whole, "You just walk around?" "Yeah I don't do much fighting." Lmao. This is solid gold.

[@ThePubg_Player]

I arrive at the crime after it's happened to discuss about evidence with my friendly gotham cops.

[@slobiden.2593]

What I love is, at no point does it feel like they’re crapping on The Batman movie in a mean way.

[@JegneticGaming]

“Every night I’m in the Batmobile just poppin shot after shot” that’s how I felt when I seen that scene in the movie 😂

[@__Phederal__]

3:40 "We deserve Better than this" had me rolling

[@melflewis]

3:22 are you journaling At me??😂😂😂

[@CRLTV721]

lol.

[@_firestummer]

Plot twist Kevin conroy walks in

[@ThePrelude2life]

😢 we all wish but it ain’t happening

[@andyperez2742]

Great job!! This is an amazing video!!! Thank you for making and sharing!!!

[@lbthompsonjr.3913]

The🦇“I’m Kurt Cobain.” 🦇 “Yeah, cuz you’re dead to me.” Had me weak

[@johnstovall5025]

When he started punching the desk I lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelhoglen5132]

I’ve noticed in all of these Bat Canned videos, Batman actually sits like a Boss who’s getting ready to 1)evaluate you, notice the personnel folder, and 2) he’s always leaned back because he knows he’s in charge/control. Even Cyborg says it when he’s canned. Great job, these are hilarious. Can’t stop watching.

[@jodyboxcompetitiveshooting]

I've missed Pete as Badman. He isn't the comedic Batman that we don't deserve, but the one we need right now!

[@AtticusTsaiMcCarthy]

Every rebooted character, we're bound to have, needs the Bat-Canned treatment

[@Derrickthepeng]

Those, commas don’t, belong, there.

[@ibrobaifett7493]

Man he has not dipped whatsoever with these skits. Just as funny as his old Batman vids

[@ALEXD4WN]

I fucking loved the journaling bit😂

[@togniryan]

As a 38 year old training my coworker that is in his 20s, this is so relatable, the dialect between the two Batman’s!!!😂😂

[@togniryan]

I guess you didn’t get my comparison!! By the way, I’m the “DARK KNIGHT” And that’s why you’re FIERD!!!!

[@neonfroot]

I guess youre saying that your junior is "too soft/incompetent"? Another case of being in your thirties/forties and exaggerating any nuance of generation gap?

[@togniryan]

I’m saying the comparison is “relatable”, and that should already tell you that it’s not 💯 accurate! But it looks like you fit into that category of sensible people, if you commented on my post with your thesis.

[@stevenmorrison5970]

"We deserve better than this" kills me every time 😂 so far this is my favourite in series

[@heetsees]

I'm dying on a rewatch. Holy God is so good. 😂

[@truevynym1797]

“We deserve better than this” 5:38 is crazy accurate”

[@IamSH1VA]

2:59 cause you are dead to me 😂😂😂😂😂 Thomas Middleditch ones are always funny 🤣

[@perfectsoulmates2023]

4:43 Pete holding in the laughter 😂

[@joyaljoshy7]

"You okay buddy" 😂😂

[@gishathosaurus6828]

The "we deserve better than this" is easily the best part XD Favorite Bat-Canned episode too

[@originalalienone]

Pete Holmes and Thomas Middleditch have always been absolute GOLD.

[@mikek7660]

Middleditch is a fricking chameleon I swear I had no idea it was him

[@yob4928]

You can see pete Holmes trying his hardest not to laugh at the adrenaline punching😂

[@petplane]

I still watch old collage humor clips 😂 thank you for all the bat man clips😂

[@leulmekonnen8011]

"The cowl goes up"....the disappointment in Batman's face🤣🤣

[@neophenom]

When Pete Holmes plays a more subdued version of Batman, it is really really good! For a moment here and there he genuinely comes across like the Nolan Batman instead of a parody, which makes even more hilarious. This one and the Joker one are excellent!

[@Scrumcum]

The "Yeah because you're dead to me" was spot on.

[@TesGon]

It feels like we are back in "good old days" with these batman skits.

[@crazyjkz]

3:50 "You ok buddy?" 😆

[@Ticonderous1]

I can not get enough of this .... Binging the whole lot ..

[@We_Are_Borg_478]

4:39 Bad man's amused face 😂😂😂 I'm in tears right now!