Bad Milk - brutalmoose

[@Snakeyx]

The guy speaking backwards is actually saying "The Walrus is Paul", a reference to "Glass Onion", by the Beatles, that is in itself a reference to the song "I am the Walrus" and to the whole conspiracy theory/urban legend thats says that Paul McCartney died in 1966 during the recording process of Sgt. Peppers and was replaced by a look-alike.

[@IABITVpresents]

think Brutalmoose knows it, he's just playing with it

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Ah yes

[@turnoffautoplay]

João Morais yup

[@joelbizzell1386]

Yeah. No way he didn't know.

[@bikeh]

My thoughts exactly

[@Wowls]

the end of the game leaves off and continues in fallout 3

[@shnope8562]

Lol

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

lol.

[@Zcumgod]

Lenna R but that's just a theory...

[@Zcumgod]

Thanks for watching!

[@DEUCE2CON]

Lenna R So true. lol

[@okapi_q]

This feels like some trippy horror game somebody thought up when they were drunk and on an acid trip simultaneously. It's weird, but for some reason, I honestly got a little uneasy watching this game progress.

[@Justyn219]

This is nothing like a thought you would have on acid. You know nothing about LSD. Don't go around saying things like what you just said regarding an acid trip because you have never done acid. Or shrooms. Or anything psychedelic.

[@ryanguthrie9000]

Justyn219 dude. It's called hyperbole. He's assuming that's what it is like. Please, PLEASE stop posting these comments.

[@emiliew5553]

What the fuck? It was a hyperbole, perma-fried.

[@kevinm5940]

Justyn219 wow. You're so badass /s

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

@@crogomu5858 fucking lol this the best comment I've ever read.

[@Pantsmode]

"I love milk just about as much as I love getting haircuts" Well, that quote aged well.

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

Maybe he doesn't drink milk anymore.

[@giogiodagiostar1616]

You could say it... aged like milk!

[@lotteryticket2354]

@@giogiodagiostar1616 heh dad joke

[@storytimewiththecrimsondm1318]

i was about to make the same joke lol

[@Kewljack02]

Excuse me, my phone is ringing. *puts speaker on eye* Who is this?

[@kvaakku2013]

but....WHO ARE YOU

[@sansysans3130]

Exalted Naava

[@Ratciclefan]

XD

[@Mario583a]

Phone: You smell of poo-poo pee-pee.

[@JoshBusker]

"You can only escape this place if you're clever." I see no reason to be scared.

[@THE_CORNELIUS]

I see Wut u did ther

[@anothermoonmission7042]

I see what you did there!

[@Monotonegent]

*slow clap*

[@SwagzLife]

That comment wasn't *Really Freakin' Clever* although your videos are, somewhat.

[@NamelessPlayerOfficial]

I have every reason to get scared.

[@SpaceHamsterGames]

What IS EVEN HAPPENING?

[@2ndsoulblade]

SPOOC HAMSTIIR

[@MrPuffer69]

That's easy you die from spoiled milk then you solve a lot of puzzles in a void involving heads,bird names and phones and then you're reborn

[@SectoidMedic94]

Some terrible attempt at an art game.

[@NathanVilliger]

+SpaceHamster Good question

[@deadchannellmao1242]

***** Something

[@ARMIV4]

Pretentious has always been my favorite game genre.

[@DavidRamirez-se2yt]

How about yiik

[@mellow_mallow]

@@DavidRamirez-se2yt I can only ever pronounce that in my head as "yick" lmao

[@jacobc8036]

@@DavidRamirez-se2ytForspoken is a recent contender from what I hear

[@terrasilvershade5678]

How could you not already notice the bad milk? I've had the misfortune to have accidently drank spoiled milk and I realized immediately that something was wrong because it was a gross curdled mess. Was the guy like "Oh the milk is now the consistency of cottage cheese. I'll just stir that into my coffee here like nothing's wrong."

[@jetfire851]

I'm not convinced that this game isn't an SCP item.

[@citylights1173]

If only

[@shady4091]

Haha someone make that happen, please. I would but... Ehhh.

[@daltonmatthew3675]

SCP-3750 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Is to be kept on a shady, deep-web download hub where all web traffic will be monitored and recorded. Once an individual has downloaded SCP-3750, they are to be kept under constant surveillance for any behavioral abnormalities. Pre-existing mental conditions are to be noted. Should a target fall victim to SCP-3750's full effects, they must be kept away from all dairy products before being promptly abducted, at which point the hardware on which user obtained 3750 will be eradicated and the victim will be treated with a class A amnesiac agent. SCP-3750 is a downloadable computer game entitled "Bad Milk." Very little information on the game exists, and almost none of it is relevant to the game itself. Once SCP-3750 has been installed on the victim's computer, the game becomes impossible to delete. Any attempts to remove the game from the hard-drive will cause the computer to blue screen. Upon booting up the game, victims are treated to a poor quality full motion video sequence in which a man dies by drinking spoiled milk in his coffee. A strange series of puzzles and riddles follow, all of which are pretentious and confusing in nature. Along the way, the player receives numerous phone calls in-game from a mysterious voice, hereby designated SCP-3750-01. This voice seems to be the source of the game's anomalous properties. Once the game has been played for a long enough period of time, players may feel frustrated and give up. Those who do begin to receive numerous disturbing calls from SCP-3750-01, and develop and uncanny craving for milk. Those who do almost always wait for the milk in their refrigerators to go bad, and end up drinking it months later in an act of involuntary suicide. Only beating the game or destroying the hardware can remedy this effect.

[@shady4091]

Haha, marvelous!

[@ShudowWolf]

Dalton Matthew "10/10 would read again." -Shadow Wolf.

[@pushinguproses]

So...based on your love of milk being equal to your love of haircuts...does this mean you also get a haircut every night?

[@brutalmoose]

More or less.

[@julkarcerum7618]

brutalmoose Who doesn't lol.

[@joshpalagi7198]

Please consider donating hair to the Brutalmoose Foundation, he's running out of things to cut at this point.

[@goozey9459]

brutalmoose Do you have 4 testicles?

[@joshpalagi7198]

djheroxt Ummmm, I mean I guess

[@Knapperoni]

*shoves phone directly in eye*

[@ZorotheGallade]

You'll have to speak louder, I'm not wearing pants!

[@pastelsunset]

instructions unclear: got foot stuck in walrus

[@Knapperoni]

***** *you.*

[@dazeslays]

Wasn't there a Regular Show episode about escaping from a werid milk-dimension too? Is this, like, a thing now?

[@mooperino1245]

Moo

[@MooSaidChicken]

Yes?

[@thorstenschmubert9269]

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

[@chadangeles3856]

Im a furry

[@doggo6131]

Pops drank too much milk

[@Bealzabub]

why do I love that weird early 2000's pretentious surreal aesthetic that this game basically is?

[@bugcatcher101]

It's not really my thing personally, it's too surreal and...aimless for me? Fun to watch though.

[@cooldude6651]

I think it's just so dumb I would like it

[@taqu]

Same. Though it feels like I like it purely on some visceral gut-level. It makes me feel nostalgic and uneasy at the same time.

[@rihndou]

taqu you summed it up for me too. :)

[@o.hudson7363]

NJ Gerhardt you should try obsidian on pc.

[@DesertCavalier]

Um...isn't that coffee black? I.e, it has NO MILK IN IT. The one defining moment of your game and you got it wrong!

[@Kektus1]

Maybe the guy doesn't know how to properly make coffee.

[@farribastarfyre]

Qwazzy Or maybe the cutscene was... in black and white. DUN, DUN, DUUUUUN!

[@projectfailure2257]

+Farriba Steelhand then the coffee would be white, not black.

[@Crash__Down]

+Project Failure no it would be brownish, milk is white not the coffee

[@farribastarfyre]

SuperCrazyCrasher Yeah, except for, again, the cutscene is in black and white, making it look like the coffee had no milk in it.

[@KellySmith555]

Actually I think this was a really interesting idea.... it was just executed in literally THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE. ...literally.

[@maneoj46]

Heck I literally had a dream like this once, only difference is that it wasn’t in a dark void but in a fancy art/ history museum. Smooth jazz was playing over the speakers

[@YellowpowR]

@@maneoj46 That also sounds pretty cool.

[@CluelessAnon]

So this is what awaits all those kids that eat public school lunches. I shudder at the thought.

[@austinspurlock4647]

***** i pity you non lunch from home takers

[@potatominer7512]

Colin Parlett I never drink milk at school, mainly because some kids pointed out that the milk was spoiled by like three weeks several times.

[@isaach1402]

My school had the opposite problem; milk was always frozen solid.

[@neputendo]

My school either had Frozen or Perfectly Fresh Milk.

[@darksidecola4529]

My school's milk was never exactly spoiled, but it always tasted like cow semen.

[@rhyss.3689]

Ok so this is 5 years old but I’m doing a brutal moose rewatch and I just realized I think the “doctors” at the end of the FMV are wearing dust masks, not medical masks. Brilliant. Spectacular. Amazing.

[@ThatRandomEncounterGuy]

Did we just play a David Lynch movie?

[@babyfacebovver]

hahaha

[@smegstar8527]

i am the arm

[@SSGErnestP]

That's why Cooper only drinks black coffee

[@WhaleManMan]

No, those have actual meaning.

[@gamingprotype3802]

That Random Encounter Guy No we are playing a trippy version of Inception.

[@GarthTheMighty]

Paul. The walrus is Paul. Look up the Beatles, Glass Onion.

[@roachdoggjr3786]

oh....

[@sillybeanthing]

I was listening to that yesterday!

[@Hannah-pi8de]

+Iota Wolf Did all of your troubles seem so far away?

[@sillybeanthing]

+Randomized _Geek >w>

[@Kewljack02]

I am the EGGMAN I am the walrus Koo koo cachoo Koo koo cachoo

[@TheDiscipleofSlash]

This game makes LSD Dream Emulator look like The Last Supper what the f**k.

[@eartianwerewolf]

LSD dream emulator, though it eventually gets dull is super interesting and imaginative. I wish a game now would do what that one was doing........*sigh*

[@Karmy.]

it's obvious that the game devs drank spoiled milk before coming up with this

[@thekungachunga4578]

Spoiled milk mixed with LSD and a hint of cannabis oil.

[@Karmy.]

ThatEmoGamer yes

[@supreme_red_dalek_of_doom4970]

+ThatEmoGamer and some bath salts

[@Jetfox967]

+Supreme_Red_Dalek_ Of_Doom! and some meth

[@jessethersthecociner8325]

+darthvader967 and lsd

[@Gnoggin]

WAT

[@THE_CORNELIUS]

O HAI

[@MrPatters]

Hello.

[@CelibateSaihara]

You should do a theory on why this game is so fucking weird

[@JessesGameRoom]

Ner0mancer HAI

[@isabelleshizue7791]

Lockstin!

[@spiderfriends_]

This game both scared the crap out of me, and humored me. It just seemed kinda eerie.

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

aesthetic garbage hole that username

[@TriforceOfTheGods80]

Looks more like an art project than a video game.

[@Motherdragon64]

-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@Motherdragon64]

(sorry i was eating cookie dough)

[@ilt255]

+AWorthlessMan80 It is an art project

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

What's the difference?

[@aurelia65536]

Tell it to you, there's something I'm trying to tell you, the walrus is Paul.

[@aurelia65536]

*paw

[@vankampwn674]

No, the walrus is Paul. Paul of Continue? is actually a walrus

[@fatboydrummer23]

its from a Beatles song, Paul being Paul McCartney

[@osborndrums]

Look up "Glass Onion" by the Beatles.

[@osborndrums]

You probably won't be able to look it up on KZbin because they're really cracking down on Beatles songs on KZbin.

[@ECL28E]

This is like Myst crossed with Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

[@nostalgicumbry3279]

Sadly i wouldnt understand this reference if i didnt watch that AVGN episode...

[@Elias___]

+Eon Nuzelockersm I think this is how a reference work

[@LesleyADragon]

I had the exact same thought. It's like someone played Myst while on some really bad drugs and then turned the resulting trip into a game.

[@MelonOfWater]

8 years passed, and it's still one of my favorite Brutalmoose game review videos

[@bruh-sl2gc]

same, just remembered the vid and gave a rewatch. with the amount of comment likes, im glad theres ppl doing the same

[@Naterkix]

So... Bad milk = resurrection? I'll need to remember that when I'm, like, 90.

[@nepetalovemail1625]

Completely unrelated to the video but Ian's hair in this vid is just so fabulous

[@mdude3]

+WamblyAxis13 When I heard it I was like "AGH I KNOW I HEARD THIS BUT WHERE"

[@gremlinrat420]

+Poyo he gets it cut every night

[@lukemckenzie0121]

Well that technically is related to the video... And it is magnificent

[@DemiBirdDoes]

His hair now is waaaaaay longer, my sister insists on calling him Cooking Jesus. (Yes he does cooking videos now, and they're AMAZING.)

[@TheGeoshark]

A game about reincarnation could be interesting. I'm picturing a Groundhog Day style game where every time you die or reach the end of the day you wake up in bed, then you can explore, learn people's schedules, go on gta style massacres, that kind of thing.

[@altsadhara]

So, basically a sandbox version of Majora's Mask? Sounds pretty cool, to be honest.

[@swishfish8858]

I read that and imagine a less scary PT. You've officially inspired me.

[@MrValBar2]

9r39kn1ck3rs Garbage Day?

[@tryhardgaming3912]

TheGeoshark Sort-of infinity blade II

[@sambiman]

If you want a game like that neverending nigthmare is a pretty good pick

[@turingsghost]

Ian haircuts so far: The "Metal As Fuck" The "Fancymoose" The "Macklemore"

[@stuckinapiano]

why didn't you say macklemoose

[@TheGyrocop]

The "Macklemoose".

[@turingsghost]

DAMN YOU PUN PEOPLE ...PUNPLE i tried ok

[@zlpskid3]

I think he meant "The walrus is Paul" in reference to the Beatles song "Glass Onion", in which they say "The walrus was Paul", that's a lot of walrus.

[@COYADD]

That's what I thought too.

[@brutalmoose]

I am no master of Beatles knowledge, so it is entirely possible that I missed a Beatles reference.

[@2bassguitarist2]

.

[@TheDylandProductions]

brutalmoose There's this whole "Paul is Dead" and he died in a car crash in 1966 fan conspiracy. :P They say that there are numerous clues on Beatles album covers, in their songs, and even some backwards messages in songs too! (For instance, at the end of Strawberry Fields Forever, it sounds like John says "I buried Paul" as the song fades out. It was essentially one of the first "creepy pastas" but, just, 30 years before the internet... Pretty fun to read through, though.

[@ingentingfilmen]

was just gonna comment that... happy others thought of it! :D

[@pepicwalrus7907]

THE WALRUS IS PAW

[@DaniloMotaSoares]

That bold statemente

[@worsethanbuzzfeed6353]

Pepic Walrus i am offened

[@theduuuude3967]

+Danny Buanno how... Just asking

[@worsethanbuzzfeed6353]

wait, i dont remember writing that comment... im scared

[@zerothefool2399]

+Pepic Walrus The Walrus is Paul*

[@megafan1137]

I find it really funny how Ian talked so negatively about this game when this video came out and yet the editing style of his modern videos feels so similar to its vibes

[@Minerva_Devi]

The whole "walrus's paw" part was a reference to a lyric found in the Beatles song "Glass Onion" which is a song devoted to referencing other Beatles songs. The lyric is actually: "the walrus was Paul", which is an obvious reference to "I am the Walrus", a song written to satirize those who read too deeply into song lyrics. The reference also has a double meaning as the "Paul is dead conspiracy theory" is based around "back-masking" or reversing Beatles songs to find supposedly "hidden messages". It's really quite clever.

[@dumbsville]

I think I figured it out. The game is called Bad Milk. Milk is white. Semen is white. Semen is used to make a baby. So, this game is about a baby who drinks semen and becomes born. Born rhymes with Bourne. Jason Bourne. Matt Damon played as Jason Bourne. Matt Damon is friends with Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck was in Gigli. Nobody liked that movie. Nobody likes Brutalmoose. Brutalmoose was born. Brutalmoose likes milk. Brutalmoose, thus, must like semen. He drinks it everyday. Snoop Dogg smokes weed everyday. That's not relevant, though. Brutalmoose and Caddicarus had two collaborations. Are they secretly gay? I'll let you be the judge. *insert illuminati reference here*

[@Metalguitar200000]

Half Life 3 confirmed.

[@dumbsville]

Nathan Trahan Half Life 3 or Half Life 2: Episode 3?

[@dumbsville]

***** Good answer.

[@dumbsville]

***** Yes, no, maybe so.

[@babypolerpopster]

So hyped. Come on Valve.

[@ind0rmation]

"Hold up guys. I've got a phone call!" *Shoves phone into eye* "Y'ello."

[@thundercat9012]

Its playthroughs like these that i still love to look back on. The other videos too. I still hum "im gonna get all the money now" now and again. His new content is amazing too. You can really see the passion

[@KilobyteBrain]

have drank spoiled milk, can confirm this is accurate

[@floatpvnk]

Was this before or after the vomiting..? Or during it

[@ЮлианБродняк]

This isn't a game. This is pure unfiltered art.

[@ЮлианБродняк]

With a healthy dose of mindfuck for good measure.

[@danielpaterson2694]

I think this game represents birth. The milk acts as the seed. The darkness acts like the sight from inside the womb. And the code acts like what you'll look like in the future. This explains the ending.

[@pokegen2000]

Daniel Paterson what about drowning man and lever guy?

[@danielpaterson2694]

The drowning man represents the womb. The man is the foetus and the water is the liquid inside the womb. The levers...I dunno about them.

[@IABITVpresents]

+Daniel Paterson baby kicks I guess, or the levers, as I imagine, are to pull down the levels of water breaking?? i'm dumb

[@zenpinfloops2813]

Nut

[@charlie891]

7:38 thats a reference to the 1968 beatles song glass onion, he's saying "the walrus is paul" as in reference to paul mccartney

[@MouseChild]

Did anyone notice when he was on the website, the I Hate Everything music was playing?

[@moongiggler]

Cyprus Caster It is free music. Watch a lot of the famous youtubers and they'll all use the same music/ Usually by Kevin Macleod.

[@frozenhart402]

+Night Vale Trash holy shit i was wondering where i'd heard it before

[@mdude3]

It's used again when he's doing the head puzzle.

[@Cinsavant]

"I like milk almost as much as I like getting haircuts" So you now hate milk?

[@Skiivin]

He REALLY hates milk now.

[@epic8923]

he does

[@tiggerie345]

absolutely abhors milk now

[@monzterelluh743]

Am I the only one that thinks this game looks terrifying?

[@mattyangelz]

Nope 0-0"

[@Immacksgdoesntpostonthisone]

Wait, than what was the point of the walrus is paw?

[@andrewollmann304]

Myzma "The Walrus is Paul," a reference to a Beatles song.

[@TakaG]

Two Beatles songs actually.

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

Myzma so like.....is that a clue to something

[@YaMamasAss]

mc bad robot voice From what it looks like, not at all. Might just be a throwaway reference.

[@baritonetransgirlgaming2900]

"The Walrus is Paul" (a line in Glass Onion) is often tied into the Paul McCartney died in 1966 conspiracy. A theory that is fueled by messages people supposedly hear when they listen to songs backwards. For example, the line "Number Nine" (Revolution 9 is a weird song) when played backwards is supposedly, "Turn me on deadman"

[@Racecarlock]

Why do you like this episode so much, brain? Brain: "I like things with a trippy feel, particularly when it comes to stuff about how the afterlife works." Ok, brain.

[@uwutimestwo]

This is always the video I think of when I think of brutalmoose for some reason. It’s like my brain just downloaded every joke in here because I constantly reference it (which of course no one gets, why would they) I’ve been a fan of Ian’s for years through hidden block and televoid and up to now but for some reason when I think of brutalmoose I think of a weird pc game about spoiled milk.

[@Tea_Noire]

Has anyone seen my sanity?

[@buppabuppababuppabuppa]

I dropped it over there.

[@lewisbeechey6167]

***** I guess you could say that sanity was not included

[@thepariah3516]

I broke it into a hundred pieces and ate it.

[@ArinJager1]

_You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!_

[@jameswadland7925]

Oh, its on Birmingham road, to the left of the post box and under the bin.

[@pteriforever]

This game would be cool... If the puzzles were actually difficult. As it is, it's an interesting experiment.

[@SigmaSyndicate]

What could you possibly be spending money on to pad out the costs to $12,000? That's like: - $100 for a video camera - $0.25 for a newspaper - $1.50 for milk - $1200 for Microsoft Visual Studio Professional - $8000 for crack cocaine - $80 for a broken turntable .... I'm out of ideas.

[@linkrulezall]

Supposedly they included the full prices of Photoshop, Quicktime, Sony Vegas, Computers, Rent, etc.

[@tgsachris]

linkrulezall Rent? Like for their freaking apartments or something?

[@linkrulezall]

Exactly. It says on their website that they live in apartments in NYC

[@tgsachris]

linkrulezall how can they include that in the costs then? You have to pay your rent but your rent has nothing to do with some game you were making on the side

[@linkrulezall]

I don't know, I just remember reading it in a text interview with them.

[@ComputerKisserGirlhusband]

there's something awfully unsettling about this

[@kaburii9807]

"And by the way, sorry about the trapdoor." ****Character steps away**** "Wait, how did you... you weren't... supposed to be able to do that!" That's the scenario I imagine in my mind.

[@dmas7749]

The way this guy holds a phone at 2:40...ugh. BECAUSE IT'S HOW I USE THE PHONE AND THAT'S TOTALLY NATURAL.

[@ethanconner1]

Yes, people should make direct eye-contact with the phone while making a call, it seems really efficient for hearing!

[@dmas7749]

Winter Blizzard Because you totally couldn't make two recordings and sync them together... NO, THAT WOULD BE _LOGICAL_!

[@ethanconner1]

D MAS Nope! I mean, who wouldn't be able to not hear the person on the phone when looking directly at it!

[@dmas7749]

Winter Blizzard ...You've done it. You've initiated the _sarcasm war_. ... Seriously. 4:59 ~ 5:03 that's how I've walked all my life. And at 9:39 that's how I play a vinyl record, bouncing my fingers slowly up and down to irritate anyone and everyone surrounding me. Except I never had one...

[@SamurottofMinnesota]

Cue Jenna marbles*

[@mortified0]

I've not seen such brav-Dairy.

[@TheAmericanGamer17]

Hue

[@thegamemaster5500]

no

[@MrPatters]

Well, I have.

[@Workman743]

"MortifiedPenguin" I understood that reference.

[@jacobcarver1]

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[@Hu-kun]

5:41 After watching it for so long and getting hit by recent monke memes, I had a fight or flight response when I almost thought the "uh oh stinky" thing appearing lol

[@milapiepers502]

I love going back to this video so much. I dont know what does it

[@ninetyone9191]

This game was ahead of its time. If it came out today, all the big lets play channels would play it and it would have a dedicated section of tumblr. Matpat would make a theory about how the milk killed you and you reincarnated, but actually you came back as Ghandi or something

[@BalrogGameRoom]

How does it feel to be born again, Ian?

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

"here's another clue for you a-a-all, the walrus was pa-a-aul"

[@therexdragonblade6821]

Maybe this is why Edward Elric hates milk.

[@apenguinwearingatophat5847]

Wouldn't surprise me.

[@pfvyuigvyhuhu6253]

But if he doesn't drink it, he'll be a tiny pea-sized runt forever.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

Better to be a runt than to be turned into a baby!!!

[@EmeraldEyesBibleSecrets]

"I love milk about as much as I love getting haircuts." Ian, I demand you grow your hair long. You will definitely comply.

[@ectoValentine]

Well?

[@kentknightofcaelin4537]

That worked

[@thatoneguy4452]

Soooo, did he not drink any milk at all in three months? Also, he didn't know the milk was off until he looked at the newspaper. Do you mean to tell that this guy went through Christmas and New Years and still thought it was October? The story is so flimsy I don't know how anyone could call it art.

[@Derikimi]

I could never drink a whole glass of milk by itself. It just tastes weird, I can't explain it.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

Yeah, some people have it like that. I personally like drinking milk.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

***** Holy... It's like... Cookie cereal! For a second I thought you were replying to a comment I made where I talked about the coagulation of the milk, and I was almost grossed out for a second. XD

[@Derikimi]

***** I'll never solve my milk problem. I shall have weak bones forever ;_;

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

***** Milk isn't that great of a source of calcium, anyway. I think meat is the best bet for calcium.

[@Derikimi]

***** Y-Yeah....I'll go do that.

[@stevethemastersword]

man i never thought i would see a game where the final boss is bill nye the science guy

[@cyrusjazzberry]

Science rules. And kills

[@classymarowak7001]

0:47 WARNING! Surprisingly Enough This is my opinion. DON'T GET YOUR MILK SPILLED ON THE FLOOR. (Kiteman flys by) *I HATE BAD MILK*

[@littleladytoge5306]

I don't know why, but I like the sound when you finish the combination lock.

[@styrus358]

I think this is the angriest I've ever seen a game make you. It's glorious.

[@VNReader]

They shouldn't have taken it off the site. They could have milked it for more.

[@SpikeEye]

I see what you did there!

[@oniontheknight9269]

Fuckin alter ego and his vicious puns.

[@legendofFranktheTank]

He is actually saying the walrus is Paul, this is a reference to the Beatles song Glass Onion, which when played backwards would say the walrus is Paul. Supposedly saying that singer Paul McCartney was dead.

[@TheInkPitOx]

It's an actual part of the song, playing on the "Paul is dead" thing.

[@ZydosTheDrake]

Clearly has never listened to the Beatles EVER. The Walrus Was Paul is a lyric from Glass Onion, a song John wrote for the White album...... HERE'S ANOTHER CLUE FOR YOU ALL, THE WALRUS IS PAUL

[@Yoshirama]

3-4 The Beatles are overrated pop-garbage.

[@1sonicthe]

Don't mind me, just rewatching some classic Brutalmoose videos

[@acfreak55]

Still a better game then sonic boom.

[@manglemetamorphis2629]

*The Walrus Was Paul! He said the Walrus was Paul!* It's a reference to the Beetles song "Glass Onion" "I told you 'bout the walrus and me, man You know that we're as close as can be, man Well, here's another clue for you all; *The walrus was Paul!"* The significance is explained if you type in "The Walrus was Paul" on TVTrope's search bar and hit enter.

[@liamgardner2985]

This isn't a game! It's a fever dream!

[@liamgardner2985]

Goat simulator makes more sense than this.

[@ioletsgo7539]

+Christonator how?

[@kevandre]

The walrus is Paul, ya dingus

[@theduuuude3967]

Lol

[@PlatonicPluto]

Lol

[@lmap1986]

OK i did some digging on the dreaming media guys, there 2 brothers who like next to each other. They wanted bad milk to be a video installation but they couldn't because real estate in NYC is so high. Also the reason why some of the puzzles dont have anything to do with milk is, and i quote "The puzzles don't strictly reinforce the theme; there are a variety of ideas, because the whole thing was tethered together in an experimental way. Partly we were experimenting with the medium and with interface design.", this is a quote from one of the brothers about the puzzles in the game (www.gamedev.net/tutorials/industry/interviews/dreaming-media-r1781/ this is the full interveiw if you interested)

[@cartoonhigh9990]

So baby now we got bad milk So is it Almond Joy or Silk? Now please don't make me wear a kilt Cuz baby now we got bad milk HEY

[@AidGum]

How does one immediately die from expired milk?

[@Dusterr]

🌚🌚🌚

[@SnancyNegative]

Suzanne McCarthy Perfect explanation 10/10

[@Pacca64]

The ending is so awful, I swear my brain was locked up in utter confusion; I was crying whilst thoughtlessly staring into the screen... OMG WTF WHY!?!?!

[@weshverified]

Just watching Ian play this game made me feel uncomfortable. The pitch black background, lack of music, and cryptic as hell messages made me feel like a jump scare was going to pop up every 5 seconds.

[@nacho4288]

Wait...this scared you...?

[@fed7516]

Well, I guess this game came out before the horror game genre became mainstream and full of jumpscares so...

[@ShadeMeadows]

It's a classic that I always come back to~

[@wesleylantz9491]

The fact that I can hear every mouth click from the evil guy on the phone causes me immense distress. My man is really RIGHT UP AGAINST THE MICROPHONE.

[@NowhereManForever]

"The Walrus is Paul" is a line from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" and is used in conspiracy theories about Paul McCartney having died and having been replaced.

[@chemergency]

I feel like this is the spiritual sequel to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

[@nukiradio]

You know, I almost had bad milk with my cereal. That was a close one.

[@pctoaster]

i have a distinct memory of watching this video while eating popcorn shrimp as i was sick. it's...so specific.

[@corbinrosenbaugh969]

I just can't stop watching this over and over again...

[@ChelseaColeslaw]

I remember downloading the demo for this back in the day, knowing it had some connection to The Neverhood. I thought it was super cool, like a piece of esoteric art. Not sure it ages well, but it's an early indie game. Kinda interesting.

[@callumstandish4782]

I got an ad about dairy farmers before this video

[@eatingsteakisfun]

Same.

[@TheForbiddenCasual]

I refuse to believe that those guys were not on drugs while making that game.

[@CrowbarMenace]

No, they were not on drugs, the drugs were on them.

[@IceLancemen]

Why else would it have cost them $12000 to make?

[@pfvyuigvyhuhu6253]

Expired drugs, probably.

[@SectoidMedic94]

Not drugs, just some expired milk.

[@Harleyishella]

This is one of my favorite brutalmoose vids so I come back and watch it from time to time just to chill and enjoy some earlier brutalmoose content. This and socialolotron are probably some of my favs of all time. Oh! And captain bible. Captain bible too. The games are just so charming and just kinda strange lol

[@shawnfields2757]

Hart Strokes Yeah, too bad about socialioitron is age restricted, even though it's blurred out, but I agree dude, those are great videos Ian's made. He's also got great hair and looks cool, maybe, if I looked that cool, maybe girls would actually like me more than as friends...

[@Ericman100]

I feel like this game would actually receive a lot of love nowadays..

[@brody3199]

This game makes me want to tie balloons to my wrists, and float up so high I suffocate, before the balloons pop and I fall to earth likely killing another person or causing property damage.

[@thelightclaw]

Or landing on concrete and doing damage to no one.

[@BigMarcello100]

thelightclaw Fucking Hippy... (Jk no hate)

[@John_Greer]

thelightclaw Even if he/she doesn't hit any one, he/she can still give who ever is gonna end up cleaning up a really crappy day.

[@crazyj10agains]

thelightclaw The concrete would likely get a wicked crack in it, reminding any common passers-by of a nasty incident and putting a slight damper on their day. Don't overlook psychological damage.

[@Magitek1112]

Or, you could use the balloons in a more constructive way: Attach lots of balloons to an island, gather all the world's criminals onto it, and then float them away. No, I don't know how that works.

[@jasonzuhy]

The funniest part is drinking spoiled milk wouldn't even hurt you because its pasteurized, therefore no harmful bacteria.

[@BasementTermites]

Honestly, I think this game succeeds at everything it set out to do. I think you were rather brash in your evaluation, this game looks like a surreal inanity-festival.

[@Potaogirl-qm3ys]

So I played this game recently and learned that if you leave the mouse idle on the head puzzle, the head slowing spins around, the hair quickly receding and growing back while royalty-free music plays.

[@Racecarlock]

Help! I can't stop rewatching this episode and I don't know why!

[@jbevan70]

"The Walrus is Paul." It's a Beatles reference.

[@ronnieradon]

No, it's paw.