"Everyone in Canada hates Santa." you have no idea, Moosey. Instead of a christmas parade, we have the annual burning of the Santa effigy in front of the giant statues of the Queen and Brian Adams (in, of course, the capital and only city in Canada, Toronto) Afterwards we enjoy the traditional Canadian meal of maple syrup and back bacon while watching hockey and curling.
@brutalmoose7 жыл бұрын
that sounds like a great time very festive
@reNINTENDO7 жыл бұрын
I thought Canadian's primarily watched hockey curling on Christmas, which is a sport much like curling except the curling stone is replaced with a hockey puck and the curling brooms are replaced with hockey sticks. Which is something I desperately want to see in real life now.
@marleymacneil79667 жыл бұрын
Yes, this is exactly what goes on, you have explained the traditions of a canadian Christmas flawlessly.
@TheUltraBulbasaur7 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that mostly isn't a joke.
@XxHarrisongxX7 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, the NHL is actually on break on Christmas, as are all the Major Junior leagues.
@benmasta58147 жыл бұрын
I'm really impressed how well this movie embodies my canadian culture. In canada we've always hated santa for his lack of style.
@frenchabortion7 жыл бұрын
Ben Masta exactly. Winnipeg represent.
@Poodleinacan7 жыл бұрын
He doesn't look courreur de bois enough.
@normalhumanman36894 жыл бұрын
Yes
@smittyk13784 жыл бұрын
thats just the post coca cola santa the thomas nast santa is pretty stylish
@Noah-tg3vf7 жыл бұрын
PSA: Santa losing that much weight in 3 weeks is extremely dangerous and could lead to muscle loss, hair loss and possible organ damage. So this is probably Santa's last Christmas thanks to two teenage girls and a store employee bullying him.
@mirpebble7 жыл бұрын
big willy Alternate title "Santa's Suicide"
@Scourge7287 жыл бұрын
except magic
@LightDarkness10015 жыл бұрын
Santa has magic ears but apparently non of his magic can make him thin either.. He had to do it himself haha
@-psilo-90715 жыл бұрын
:(((
@bswtsp214 жыл бұрын
He magic tho
@retinisg7 жыл бұрын
I am glad Ian specifically stated he didn't edit that footage...because I would 100% believe it to be an Ian original.
@Trophonix5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it took me like 10 seconds to completely accept that the fade into his open mouth wasn't done by Ian.
@MrHendrix174 жыл бұрын
@@Trophonix I still don't quite believe it
@lorelig7 жыл бұрын
"Lindsey doesn't eat hamburgers" "NO, she throws them" Holy shit this line got me
@nederlandsemuziek91514 жыл бұрын
I love that scene
@youfromthepast35134 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@bongchoof4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, who doesn't eat hamburgers! Even vegans go out of their way to find ways to eat burgers.
@debbiemcpherson24263 жыл бұрын
That security guard reminds me of Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh.
@ShadeTheBade7 жыл бұрын
"You mean the Energizer Bunny isn't real?" Sorry, what?
@gracekim19987 жыл бұрын
Shade Animates what happened to the Easter bunny?😂
@Wombattlr5 жыл бұрын
700! Congrats!
@mattb34854 жыл бұрын
Every June 13 the energizer bunny replaces all the batteries in my house, and leaves D-sized batteries in mu shoes
@doperagu84714 жыл бұрын
They couldn't get rights for the Easter Bunny I presume...
@SpellboundWolf4 жыл бұрын
It SO is real!
@InstallaFriend7 жыл бұрын
"I wanna thank you for ignoring me all semester. Showing me complete indifference. It really is the only thing that men respond to." bruh
@gracekim19987 жыл бұрын
Install a Friend yes that is totally what a reasonable human being would say (!)😅🤦♂️
@proudtobeme1ashkente6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was another dream or the guy was being sarcastic. The writing overall does not seem *that* awful.
@silverkyre6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he mentioned it was dream
@englishatheart2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I have seen too many men choose to be with women who treat them like shit, so it isn't an outlandish line.
@jomiancu7 жыл бұрын
The last four minutes of this video were the drama I needed this week, what a twist.
@nanophosis62567 жыл бұрын
jomiancu This video written by M. Night Shamalan
@Doci0077 жыл бұрын
Even more so that Adam Harrington is Roy from LA Noire.
@rocketgrunthyunho7 жыл бұрын
jomiancu right!? It was edited like a vh1 special
@MegaSpideyman7 жыл бұрын
The gay Dads, or the George being trapped?
@graelmir59915 жыл бұрын
700th like
@baffdbaf90847 жыл бұрын
i used to watch this movie on CBC for christmas around ages 12-14 (2005-2007), i can't believe you reviewed it! i was literally reminiscing about Too Cool for Christmas like, last week! when you showed the scenes with her parents i got so confused bc this movie stuck out to me, as a kid, as the only time i had seen a gay couple onscreen that were not played for laughs. i was starting to believe in some mandela effect shit until you mentioned the two versions of the film. this has been a surreal experience.
@CesarJoseee7 жыл бұрын
Beth McInnes >gay couple onscreen not played for laughs >Canadian movie heh inb4 meme arrows on youtube
@StilvurBee6 жыл бұрын
can't be before someone points out meme arrows if no one points out meme arrows
@MoonPatch6 жыл бұрын
Steakee you just did
@ultraininja6 жыл бұрын
Beth McInnes Bateman
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs4 жыл бұрын
And ofc moose I’m coming back after another video on this prolly seen it already, but I learned if I remember correctly that they made the gay one for a lgbtq+ channel back in 2004 then cbs bought it or some company like that bought it and said hey give us one that ain’t controversial so that’s what they did. Just wanted to make sure our boy moose knew
@dstinnettmusic7 жыл бұрын
LOL at the slip up and calling him George Harrison
@GoldenT1K7 жыл бұрын
Whew, put that shoulder away. You're givin' me the vapors. 💦
@gunmunz7 жыл бұрын
This channel's getting risque, next time we might see a full leg
@BlueRoseFaery7 жыл бұрын
Mmm, them bony Moosy shoulders
@SugyImpa5 жыл бұрын
GoldenT1000 “It’s givin’ me a case of the vapuhs!”
@GameFreak24674 жыл бұрын
@@BlueRoseFaery W .
@eashw7 жыл бұрын
I couldn't find anything more about "Too Cool for Christmas", but I did discover that the actress who plays Lindsay's sister, Alexa, is also the voice of the Little Sisters in Bioshock 1 and 2. Interesting.
@tugger7 жыл бұрын
AND ALESSA IN THE SILENT HILL MOVIE WHY ISNT ANYONE SAYING THIS SHES ON THE COVER AND THE POSTERS AND ALL THE PROMO MATERIAL
@Stazzma7 жыл бұрын
Brutalmoose is a very interesting channel to watch.. I feel like when I go there I look through a little keyhole in my mind and see something I like, or something I don't like. It's like I'm... Trapped...
@DAMIENDMILLS7 жыл бұрын
to be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand Brutalmoose...
@Vonias7 жыл бұрын
yea, it's very unique from pretty much everything else on this platform. Which is pretty dang impressive these days.
@allfarewells7 жыл бұрын
.....in the televoid
@jonjaquez6 жыл бұрын
That took a dark turn
@loyalsdopeness81066 жыл бұрын
wow that's brutal
@b.r.51467 жыл бұрын
That Blockbusters joke is the best way I've seen a movie sneak in product placement.
@superbalonie7 жыл бұрын
*Watching Ian eat Hungry Man Chicken Dinner* PUT, THE CHICKEN, STICK, DOWN!
@RevolverLink7 жыл бұрын
LMAO You can *clearly* see the fabric behind Santa's fake mustache just before the stylist shears it all off!
@SakiMcGee7 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's wearing short sleeves, it doesn't really looks like Christmas" *weeps in Floridian*
@Guru_10927 жыл бұрын
The west coast, midwest, and every other warm part of the United States cries with you.
@Linerax7 жыл бұрын
People are definitely not wearing winter clothes where the wild fires are happening in California. :3
@TheDiscipleofSlash7 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's wearing short sleeves, it doesn't really looks like Christmas." *scowls in Oregonian*
@taqu7 жыл бұрын
How do Floridians weep? Crocodile tears? *Badum tsh*
@walter52667 жыл бұрын
Saki McGee rapidly switching clothes in Georgian
@ORGSE7 жыл бұрын
Surprised this isn't age restricted with that bare shoulder, Ian. There are children watching.
@nessamillikan62474 жыл бұрын
The kind of shoulder that will make any teenage girl weep with joy to have!
@aemxo7 жыл бұрын
"ZIKE JUST GET IT DONE" Got a chuckle out of me
@mightyboogster53137 жыл бұрын
Anna Elizabeth Larry the cable guy, GET'R DUN
@nessamillikan62472 жыл бұрын
That’s my attitude when it comes to working out. “Go do something you have to do” “Imagine how good you’ll feel when it’s finally done.” “Because putting it off only hurts worse”.
@danielflanard82747 жыл бұрын
He will stop caring about those chicken sticks when he discovers tuna noodle casserole.
@Wjyndigo7 жыл бұрын
My favorite!
@jonwat36665 жыл бұрын
Tuna noodle Pizza Pizza
@MrHendrix174 жыл бұрын
Yo yo, pizza pizza
@rosybot58297 жыл бұрын
PUT THE CHICKEN STICK DOWN
@yourdadsbbqbrisket85267 жыл бұрын
Is…is your profile picture Chad dabbing in the poop emoji costume?
@rosybot58297 жыл бұрын
No... it's chad dressed as the poop emoji with a giant nerf gun
@pogadust54287 жыл бұрын
Poot that cookiee down. NAAAOOOWW
@patd25286 жыл бұрын
d O w N
@datpug15806 жыл бұрын
Ninjaguy0130 The gay *PUT THE CHICKEN STICK DAOUWNNNN*
@indeimaus7 жыл бұрын
merry christmas ian, thank you for the continued entertainment! edit: oh god the ending
@alecluna49217 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus yeah this guy knows what's up.
@renasance27 жыл бұрын
Woah, didn't expect to see you here
@mattscott74227 жыл бұрын
Christmas Souls
@96chubbz967 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Indeimaus and I have a similar taste in youtuber
@WildBassfly7 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus J
@40LKY7 жыл бұрын
According to the behind the scenes thing, the security guard was also the writer for this movie so he made it a point to have burgers thrown at him. I've never had so much respect for someone before in my life.
@skazoo736 жыл бұрын
As the writer/security guard of this movie, I've never appreciated a comment more in my life. Thanks!
@boethjelle87692 жыл бұрын
@@skazoo73 Your performance is really great in this movie, my man.
@JasmineBrowneyes7 жыл бұрын
Whoa-whoa dude. Show anymore of that shoulder and you going to get demonitized!
@FungusFantastic3 жыл бұрын
He showed to much shoulder
@poloroidable3 жыл бұрын
@@FungusFantastic I disagree. He didn't show enough shoulder.
@subarunights7 жыл бұрын
“BLING BLING, YO YO (old white man laugh)”
@Koragh_5 жыл бұрын
it shoud be a twitch sub notification
@deluxeedition46397 жыл бұрын
I've got yo back, klaus
@JacobHillSBD7 жыл бұрын
Arkie Larkie Yo that suit be CRACKIN
@VagueLuminary7 жыл бұрын
wholesome hoodlum
@countesschewi23997 жыл бұрын
That "perfect Cantonese" was as convincing as the mandarin from The Wild World of Batwoman. Edit: Also, one of the morals of the story is just "if you want to rekindle your romantic relationship, you need to change your appearance and that will make everything better", which kinda contrasts the "it's not about the material possessions of christmas" moral.
@nessamillikan62474 жыл бұрын
Particularly when most of the movie is a more attractive Santa creeping around with a cute teenage girl. The whole thing, especially as an adult who never saw this growing up, just screams Bad Touch.
@benjamingreenwood73704 жыл бұрын
"EEEND!! *EEEENNDD!!!* "
@KelpTheGreat3 жыл бұрын
It's less of a contrast and more of a contradiction.
@YellowpowR2 жыл бұрын
I would say for the latter point that the moral is probably more, "Taking care of your appearance can be helpful for your relationship" since its implied both of them stopped caring about how they looked, but yeah this movie is confusing enough where it can be confusing to understand anything in this "film."
@englishatheart2 жыл бұрын
@@YellowpowR Only his makeover made him look worse. Cooked skin is not attractive.
@forknifecapt.24107 жыл бұрын
"Parents win" umm sorry but corn always wins
@athena_the_goddesss62387 жыл бұрын
I don't know... we've never seen it face *tuna noodle*
@MoeChicken7 жыл бұрын
This is true. It has been objectively proven through a series of ambiguous rating scales produced through exclusively subjective means. Corn ALWAYS wins.
@mdr33crash7 жыл бұрын
dont you mean lasagna always wins?
@MrBoog3dy7 жыл бұрын
Jarfield Lasagna you hid a Monday in my lasagna.
@alicered41987 жыл бұрын
Gerbert disagrees. The genuine candy red life-like battery operated rescuer fire engine model 40321BH276 always wins.
@TMOSP17 жыл бұрын
BANNED! FROM THE MALL! *F O R L I F E*
@OfficialChrissums7 жыл бұрын
those commentary parts are so damn weird. They talk about it like theyre the cast of Schindler's list or something. Also the security guard guy is hammered during it.
@karda0095 жыл бұрын
Hammerburgered
@r4ndom8917 жыл бұрын
i feel like i drank a whole bottle of cough syrup every time i watch one of your videos, but in a good way.
@CharlesCrossley7 жыл бұрын
r4ndom same
@OZdoesArt7 жыл бұрын
So weird that they un-gayed the family. In a movie about a high school girl who wants to bang Santa, I would think that two dads would be one of the less concerning things about the film.
@tina16415 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@tina16415 жыл бұрын
Oops. Sorry. Didn’t see the cut scenes.
@Mel-lb3zo5 жыл бұрын
@@RandomBoo256 no she doesn't she does the makeover because she felt bad for him so he can spice it up for Mrs Claus
@cheesenjackers48884 жыл бұрын
It's the homophobia
@dabiskitt4 жыл бұрын
They did it for regional differences, not homophobia or anything.
@lindsaylawson60387 жыл бұрын
When the video begins with a little girl creepily whispering your name.
@KaeraNeko7 жыл бұрын
After seeing this, I had to google the name of the mall cop actor, because he was definitely the best part of this movie. Apparently he's written an episode of the Total Drama series on Cartoon Network back in 2010, and it also says that he wrote the Dreidel song in South Park. Uncredited, so I'm not entirely sure if it's a legit claim, but still pretty cool if it's true. I really wish he'd become more recognised after making this movie, even if it was only as an actor in some live action Disney show or something. I think his kind of energy and delivery of lines could help carry shows that are meh over the threshold into watchable territory. He seems like a slightly less obnoxious Jim Carrey with a lot of untapped potential.
@BlueAvocado35 ай бұрын
And he wrote the Movie
@CriticalNobody7 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, the little sister was also the demon child in the Silent Hill movie. That explains a lot
@LightDarkness10015 жыл бұрын
And that demon from Case 39 haha
@lainwalls89447 жыл бұрын
It's beginning to look a lot like christmoose
@lainwalls89447 жыл бұрын
Brandon Roberts oml yasss
@chaddumbbrat71747 жыл бұрын
I was honestly expecting Santa to become her creepy sugar daddy.
@nessamillikan62472 жыл бұрын
Makes perfect sense in the context that Santa is a man who’s exiting middle age, and his primary love language is gift-giving.
@cwas0nt4007 жыл бұрын
"Lindsey doesn't eat hamburgers" "No, she throws them" best line in the movie
@Cynical_Cynic7 жыл бұрын
Oh god that Santa interview was hilarious and terrifying, reminded me of someone on "Dateline"
@redlightfoot65597 жыл бұрын
More like A very straight christmas
@thequeenundisputed5 жыл бұрын
More like too gay for Christmas.
@dabiskitt4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@luan.galaxy4 жыл бұрын
These two comments are the best thing to come out of KZbin
@projared7 жыл бұрын
WHOA. Top Ten Dad Plot Twists!
@TheRealLazerBlazer227 жыл бұрын
ProJared Jared! Yeah, it was a pretty interesting plot twist. Is that a sneak preview of an upcoming episode I see...?
@schregen7 жыл бұрын
Hi Jared! Are you the real one? Or are you trying to show me a big surprise if a follow a goo.gl link like the fake ones? 🍄🍄🍄
@goldchoconite7 жыл бұрын
So long as "shower with your dad simulator" is in the list, I'll watch it!
@thatjakeguy42387 жыл бұрын
Top Ten Dad Plot Twists #1: THE DAD IS BEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
@realpumpkinsmasho7 жыл бұрын
BEEESSSSS!!!
@zmanjace13647 жыл бұрын
Ian would love the over edited fever dream part... who am I kidding? That's why I watch this channel. That and that glorious hair.
@dead_kennedys78707 жыл бұрын
Zman Jace His hair looks like he’s been doing meth behind a dumpster if you ask me.
@zefiewings7 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to say "maybe they just live somewhere warm" then you re-pointed out it was a Canadian. Right. I need to assure you I've personally never experienced a winter like this up here.
@mastermarkus53077 жыл бұрын
I guess it's B.C. pretending to be California?
@bartolomichael7 жыл бұрын
It's set in an alternate timeline, where climate change started a couple of centuries earlier. To get a white Christmas you need to be in Fort St. John or Dawson Creek or even in the Territories.
@kylejohnson4235 жыл бұрын
as an actual security guard, I can't tell you how many times I've encountered the actual Santa Claus tooling around with a teenager only to get pelted by hamburgers by hooligans that look like they belong in a ninja turtles movie.
@YellowpowR3 жыл бұрын
50% of this comment was believable, and then I stopped believing it.
@nessamillikan62472 жыл бұрын
@YellowpowR I get you. After the abomination that was the third movie, I can’t imagine teenagers being in a TMNT movie anymore.
@rukus76617 жыл бұрын
Review Hallmark movies!!!
@extremelyhappysimmer7 жыл бұрын
Soumein dont forget about the part where the city woman moves to the country for some reason and falls in love with a down home country guy
@SugyImpa5 жыл бұрын
Soumein You should make reviews.
@SarcasticGayLawyer5 жыл бұрын
@@Soumein Better one. Green sweater woman hates chrismas. Red sweater guy comes. Red and green fall in love. Green likes Christmas now. Done
@Soumein5 жыл бұрын
@@SarcasticGayLawyerAre their names Nick and Holly, by chance? Noel and Eve? Chris and Carol?
@SarcasticGayLawyer5 жыл бұрын
@@Soumein You are exactly right.
@Retrox19897 жыл бұрын
"You're my present for Christmas" The best part of waking up, is folgers in your cup.
@BobV977 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact : Adam Harrington, the "replacement dad" in the gay version of the movie, plays Roy Earle in LA Noire
@SickJacketMan7 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why I wanted to punch a seemingly nice gay dad.
@javierrico19966 жыл бұрын
+Sick Jacket Man Now *there's* a rare sentence. Right up there with "You embarrassed both me and that weird Nazi woman."
@dannymusic7 жыл бұрын
Boots are last century? Tell that to the foot of snow outside my house
@ApeNards7 жыл бұрын
Looks like I found the out of style guy in the comments
@athena_the_goddesss62387 жыл бұрын
Boots totally came back in the past 4 years.
@OdaSwifteye7 жыл бұрын
Athena Blade Same with beards
@cottontaelle7 жыл бұрын
is the snow wearing boots
@megano20007 жыл бұрын
So funny that you chose this movie, because the shoulder-showing tops are "in style" again!
@schregen7 жыл бұрын
Caesar Orzell yeah, they are in style in Venezuela I heard haha!
@megazenn227 жыл бұрын
They do that with a lot of gay films, such as Brokeback Valley, Dave - Queen Of The Desert, and Blue Is The most Appropriate Colour.
@ouci7 жыл бұрын
don't forget sunlight
@carsonasseenontv7 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I can confirm that we hate santa, we just can’t stand that there is someone nicer than us out there
@TheDanishGuyReviews7 жыл бұрын
Carson Fietz "WELCOME TO CANADA, EEEEEEHHH!!" ~ The Elves, Santa Clause 3.
@gracekim19987 жыл бұрын
Carson Fietz oh you learn something new every day
@englishatheart2 жыл бұрын
Santa isn't nice. He threatens children into obeying then breaks into people's houses. Of course, I find lying to and gaslighting your children into believing in him is far worse.
@gordonf55532 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart Canadians also aren't nice.
@jomiancu7 жыл бұрын
Bling, bling, yo, yo!
@nolethXB7 жыл бұрын
*shakes ear*
@TheAutobotPower7 жыл бұрын
*PIRAKA!*
@TheAwkSquad44907 жыл бұрын
merry Chrysler, Ian.
@andrewollmann3047 жыл бұрын
That Awk Guy And a Hyundai New Year. Sorry...
@TheAwkSquad44907 жыл бұрын
Andrew Ollmann no actually one is better than my original comment
@vogelsound7 жыл бұрын
This movie was filmed in my hometown, including the highschool I graduated from. It's really weird to see, Haney Place mall is shit btw
@non_da3 жыл бұрын
A non-gay version made for an American audience is honestly both hilarious and sad. But that was pretty fascinating. I'm watching all brutalmoose over again. I love his videos so much I hope a new one comes out soon.
@thatoneguy44527 жыл бұрын
This movie is weird, Santa doesn't look cool, he just looks like an old buisness man. I'm pretty sure no matter the year, no matter the trend, old buisness men are consistently uncool.
@kenetickups61467 жыл бұрын
That One Guy Elon Musk is pretty cool
@TheEric12037 жыл бұрын
Kenetic Kups He's not old and isn't exactly your conventional business man
@NKingTotoro5 жыл бұрын
Eric Kanis also he’s not cool
@thegameres8167 жыл бұрын
They should play this as an Anti Bullying thing in schools
@erchris32167 жыл бұрын
I got my present this year, brutalmoose is the only present i need. and a HTC vive that would be cool too.
@mattscott74227 жыл бұрын
The Vive is gay, get the Oculus
@CornerstoneMinistry3163 жыл бұрын
I love that line "Lindsey doesn't eat hamburgers." "No she throws them!"
@ashleytitus157 жыл бұрын
The fact that they made a “safe, American version” made me laugh out loud Canada is so great
@kenetickups61467 жыл бұрын
Ashley Titus Yeah, because up there movies would be changed by censorship laws instead of for appealling to bigots
@mastermarkus53076 жыл бұрын
I don't know about a lot of Canadian censorship in film, sirrah.
@TheNomnomnommer5 жыл бұрын
@@mastermarkus5307 i think our censorship laws are even more un-restricted than americans, genuinely never seen stuff censored more in Canadian broadcasts of something, usually it's less as with total drama island's transformation of the original canadian "beef balls" or prairie oysters to beef meatballs in the US
@Chewymaster1224 жыл бұрын
Do you want another like on your comment? *Twists earlobes* There you go!
@jogiff4 жыл бұрын
TheNomnomnommer Canada literally requires a certain percentage of content be “Canadian content”. The reciprocal censoring of foreign media is what allows all the subpar Canadian studios to thrive and produce garbage like Johnny Test and stuff. Seriously, it’s not a coincidence that so many of these low-effort films are made in Canada, that’s because making it in Canada drastically reduces competition for films that otherwise would have to compete for a much smaller segment of the Canadian market
@laynereeves4067 жыл бұрын
What a gay twist that was
@LoveLee_Dreamer7 жыл бұрын
Something something gay apparel joke
@thegodofsoapkekcario19707 жыл бұрын
The person below this is hella gay \|/ Diamond breaks all shields or excuses.
@stagpie64497 жыл бұрын
You called?
@thegodofsoapkekcario19707 жыл бұрын
+Stagpie Talks You *hella* *gay* €€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€
@IvanSN7 жыл бұрын
Layne Reeves You're gay HAH
@Max-to9zg7 жыл бұрын
You know Elf on the Shelf, but are you ready for Moose on the... Hoose?! Nailed it?
@supahman98627 жыл бұрын
Moose on the noose
@klawsnthingz94117 жыл бұрын
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
@FrenkTheJoy7 жыл бұрын
Moose on the caboose.
@khadelsnerdo7 жыл бұрын
When Ian showed his shoulder, I almost fainted, careful Ian, too much of that shoulder and you might get age restrictied
@ultimatepeanut83294 жыл бұрын
Is this who schools are warning us about
@scrimblocoded6 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this last year and it still kills me how they changed the gay couple but kept in Santa watching a shirtless teenage boy for an uncomfortable amount of time.
@ValensBellator4 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of an interesting result that they had two different version of every scene with the parents and yet nothing actually needed to be changed with the dialogue and it made no appreciable difference to the movie. In an odd way it strongly suggests that concerns about that sort of thing are rather silly.
@BludtheThursty7 жыл бұрын
I love the psychedelic edits at the end
@charliekelly51577 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a brutalmoose video in my subscription feed, my day is made. Easily one of my favorite youtubers. Merry Christmas and happy holidays Ian!
@dracoinsanity7 жыл бұрын
I love the sinister interview and spin on the end of the video. And how the one actor was saying things like "it was funny when he was making inappropriate jokes and stuff, cuz he was dressed like Santa so it made it funny." even though he almost looked uncomfortable and awkward saying it. Wonder just how inappropriate "Santa" was... he did say "sometimes I see a side of me I like, or don't like." (Plus the ominous music just reinforced the whole idea lol)
@TechJames7 жыл бұрын
I bet that mall security guard is a serial killer!
@kjul.7 жыл бұрын
Ian, your videos are not only funny, but also comfy, dorky, even sometimes a little creepy, it's like a roller coaster and you never know what to expect next, I absolutely love your work ^.^ ♥ I think it's great that you cover so many different things on your channel now, it keeps things fresh and interesting :3 Merry Christmas and happy holidays, and even though I am already looking forward to the next video, please don't forget to relax a little during the next few days :)
@stramberrymilkyway7 жыл бұрын
Yay, Ian brought back the beard! It really suits you, Ian.
@thekingdude68657 жыл бұрын
Thomas The Ninja Artist beards aren’t in
@41dn7 жыл бұрын
Thomas The Ninja Artist it's a reference to the video.
@MoeChicken7 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way. And it's easier for me to draw him with a beard.
@stramberrymilkyway7 жыл бұрын
Switch Dog Oh, duh. *slaps for head*
@DaviddeBergerac7 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone in the comments has a good holiday, whatever it may be.
@stramberrymilkyway7 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute!! You said "Holiday"!! TRIGGERED!!!!!!! jkjk
@Marconejo7 жыл бұрын
[VIDEO SPOILERS] Im just in shock about the last 4 minutes of this video specially the way you set it up, you could have told me "this movie was filmed as a money-laundering front for extremely hardcore drugs" and it would have been less shocking than "they specifically made a different version of this movie for the straights"
@mastermarkus53077 жыл бұрын
I've actually seen this kind of thing before, and it's exactly what Ian thinks: different versions are made for different places or broadcasting networks because some people just can't see "them homosexuals".
@dead_kennedys78707 жыл бұрын
Lizk To be fair the security guard most of been doing something before shooting.
@Marconejo7 жыл бұрын
fucking lmao
@MabuseXX4 жыл бұрын
Not for the straights, for the homophobic.......it’s a big difference.
@gracekim19983 жыл бұрын
@@mastermarkus5307 hmm odd…then again Disney didn’t allowChad and Ryan to be a thing for HSM forcing the writers to pair them with girls instead 😅
@Dillksp67 жыл бұрын
He has no style, he has no grace. This Claus has a funny face.
@waldemarsha2527 жыл бұрын
What a weird prequel to Silent Hill...
@KeybladeMasterAndy5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else recognized the kid.
@LaurenAnyone7 жыл бұрын
This was filmed in Maple Ridge, B.C! I was at that Haney Place mall yesterday and it literally looks identical to this day. Actually it is an amazing 90's time capsule if anyone's interested. You can pretend you're in A Very Cool Christmas. Hmmmm I should do tours of its filming locations for $$$$$$. No one steal my idea!
@MandrakeHorse7 жыл бұрын
LaurenAnyone Probably would be a bad idea to throw burgers at the security guards, though.
@fryingpan89737 жыл бұрын
LaurenAnyone Been there too, can confirm
@Interference227 жыл бұрын
Hah, the little sister is Jodelle Ferland: Five in Dark Matter, the (sadly cancelled) sci-fi series by some of the guys who worked on Stargate.
@bartolomichael7 жыл бұрын
It's cancelled? I still haven't finished season 3. Why must they cancel all Canadian sci-fi.
@mdude37 жыл бұрын
I guess in the end they all had a gay old time.
@SakuraStallion7 жыл бұрын
Ok but whoever wrote the lines in this movie really needs a good pat on the back. These lines are GOLD.
@jumponeverything7 жыл бұрын
Christmas noodle, my favorite!
@colton25256 жыл бұрын
Jump On Everything that's from smart house.
@stproducciones91406 жыл бұрын
Jump Jump the house is Jumping on Everything
@PlanetApplez7 жыл бұрын
I’m screaming lmao. The security guy needs a spin off
@alfonsocampos36627 жыл бұрын
A good old Christmas twist with gays and a perverted tanned santa, it's another Christmas miracle
@startedtech7 жыл бұрын
These girls are supposed to be 16??? They look like 23 Edit: looked it up and she was 22 at the time of filming
@KeybladeMasterAndy7 жыл бұрын
TheTheninjagummybear Child labour laws too.
@BazTheStoryteller6 жыл бұрын
"Did a bunch of parents write this movie?" No, but the guy who played the crazy security guard did.
@StrikeRaidon7 жыл бұрын
That fucking made-for-news-station documentary tension music is too perfect.
@AppleFish7 жыл бұрын
Love your Tom and Crow figurines! I've been watching MST3K since I was a kid. Still one of my favorite shows.
@thegameres8167 жыл бұрын
This really puts me in the spirit of Valentines day.
@Screamingmanta7 жыл бұрын
Why did you comment four times?
@thegameres8167 жыл бұрын
because I can there ain't no limit on comments you can make
@apatheticlungs15777 жыл бұрын
How dare you have more than one(1) singular thought. To the Dungeons with you!
@ThatLugo7 жыл бұрын
Put the Chicken Stick DOOOWN Performance of a lifetime
@chrisalan56105 жыл бұрын
"Yo it's all good, thanks for hooking me up with the burgers, I gotcho back Claus" *runs off, chucking burgers towards the sunset*
@Allison--7 жыл бұрын
That has got to be the biggest twist to a straight-to-DVD movie I've ever heard! Whoa. Also, I love how Gypsy, Crow and Servo were in the back near the TV. I wonder what they would say to a movie like this...
@gwynethh95247 жыл бұрын
that plot twist at the end though
@owlsorsomethingfeathery7 жыл бұрын
With the red car and all the presents in it, it looked like a car commercial. Also, that scene where it shows the car fly past the moon, that looked HORRIBLE.
@samuraifighterchick14567 жыл бұрын
Does "Too Cool For Christmas" is gay? addendum: I prefer Christmas Cupid. Basically a pop star dies and has to get Solange (Christina Milian) to stop being such a _grinch_ so _she_ doesn't die alone.
@myopinion91736 жыл бұрын
This has reached into the deepest and darkest ravines of my childhood memory, and somehow reminded me of watching this movie a long time ago. Thanks Ian
@xdreamscape3 жыл бұрын
LMAO the music and editing around the behind the scenes from the movie 🤣 love you Ian you’re hilarious
@choccymilk84917 жыл бұрын
I’m so confused that they went out of their way to de-gayify their movie
@TheTheninjagummybear5 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed, but not confused.
@Kimosabes2hot7 жыл бұрын
Neet. It's almost chris-Moose.
@lainwalls89447 жыл бұрын
Fancy .Fancington I thought it was Brutal-mas?
@KaylaKasel7 жыл бұрын
Lain Walls Woah. Fancy seeing you here, stranger.
@lainwalls89447 жыл бұрын
Kayla Lee oh yeah wow hi stranger
@hanyuukawaiinanodesu7 жыл бұрын
Reported for nudity, way too much shoulder
@sleaf67 жыл бұрын
This put me on edge. Thanks Ian! Merry Christmas
@L59407 жыл бұрын
Thats actually a really cute plottwist, thanks for the investigation Brutalmoose/Ian! I always love your videos, even about topics that I'd normally find boring.