A Very Cool Christmas - Movie Review - brutalmoose

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brutalmoose

brutalmoose

Күн бұрын

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@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 7 жыл бұрын
"Everyone in Canada hates Santa." you have no idea, Moosey. Instead of a christmas parade, we have the annual burning of the Santa effigy in front of the giant statues of the Queen and Brian Adams (in, of course, the capital and only city in Canada, Toronto) Afterwards we enjoy the traditional Canadian meal of maple syrup and back bacon while watching hockey and curling.
@brutalmoose
@brutalmoose 7 жыл бұрын
that sounds like a great time very festive
@reNINTENDO
@reNINTENDO 7 жыл бұрын
I thought Canadian's primarily watched hockey curling on Christmas, which is a sport much like curling except the curling stone is replaced with a hockey puck and the curling brooms are replaced with hockey sticks. Which is something I desperately want to see in real life now.
@marleymacneil7966
@marleymacneil7966 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, this is exactly what goes on, you have explained the traditions of a canadian Christmas flawlessly.
@TheUltraBulbasaur
@TheUltraBulbasaur 7 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that mostly isn't a joke.
@XxHarrisongxX
@XxHarrisongxX 7 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, the NHL is actually on break on Christmas, as are all the Major Junior leagues.
@benmasta5814
@benmasta5814 7 жыл бұрын
I'm really impressed how well this movie embodies my canadian culture. In canada we've always hated santa for his lack of style.
@frenchabortion
@frenchabortion 7 жыл бұрын
Ben Masta exactly. Winnipeg represent.
@Poodleinacan
@Poodleinacan 7 жыл бұрын
He doesn't look courreur de bois enough.
@normalhumanman3689
@normalhumanman3689 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@smittyk1378
@smittyk1378 4 жыл бұрын
thats just the post coca cola santa the thomas nast santa is pretty stylish
@Noah-tg3vf
@Noah-tg3vf 7 жыл бұрын
PSA: Santa losing that much weight in 3 weeks is extremely dangerous and could lead to muscle loss, hair loss and possible organ damage. So this is probably Santa's last Christmas thanks to two teenage girls and a store employee bullying him.
@mirpebble
@mirpebble 7 жыл бұрын
big willy Alternate title "Santa's Suicide"
@Scourge728
@Scourge728 7 жыл бұрын
except magic
@LightDarkness1001
@LightDarkness1001 5 жыл бұрын
Santa has magic ears but apparently non of his magic can make him thin either.. He had to do it himself haha
@-psilo-9071
@-psilo-9071 5 жыл бұрын
:(((
@bswtsp21
@bswtsp21 4 жыл бұрын
He magic tho
@retinisg
@retinisg 7 жыл бұрын
I am glad Ian specifically stated he didn't edit that footage...because I would 100% believe it to be an Ian original.
@Trophonix
@Trophonix 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it took me like 10 seconds to completely accept that the fade into his open mouth wasn't done by Ian.
@MrHendrix17
@MrHendrix17 4 жыл бұрын
@@Trophonix I still don't quite believe it
@lorelig
@lorelig 7 жыл бұрын
"Lindsey doesn't eat hamburgers" "NO, she throws them" Holy shit this line got me
@nederlandsemuziek9151
@nederlandsemuziek9151 4 жыл бұрын
I love that scene
@youfromthepast3513
@youfromthepast3513 4 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@bongchoof
@bongchoof 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, who doesn't eat hamburgers! Even vegans go out of their way to find ways to eat burgers.
@debbiemcpherson2426
@debbiemcpherson2426 3 жыл бұрын
That security guard reminds me of Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh.
@ShadeTheBade
@ShadeTheBade 7 жыл бұрын
"You mean the Energizer Bunny isn't real?" Sorry, what?
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 7 жыл бұрын
Shade Animates what happened to the Easter bunny?😂
@Wombattlr
@Wombattlr 5 жыл бұрын
700! Congrats!
@mattb3485
@mattb3485 4 жыл бұрын
Every June 13 the energizer bunny replaces all the batteries in my house, and leaves D-sized batteries in mu shoes
@doperagu8471
@doperagu8471 4 жыл бұрын
They couldn't get rights for the Easter Bunny I presume...
@SpellboundWolf
@SpellboundWolf 4 жыл бұрын
It SO is real!
@InstallaFriend
@InstallaFriend 7 жыл бұрын
"I wanna thank you for ignoring me all semester. Showing me complete indifference. It really is the only thing that men respond to." bruh
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 7 жыл бұрын
Install a Friend yes that is totally what a reasonable human being would say (!)😅🤦‍♂️
@proudtobeme1ashkente
@proudtobeme1ashkente 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was another dream or the guy was being sarcastic. The writing overall does not seem *that* awful.
@silverkyre
@silverkyre 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah he mentioned it was dream
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I have seen too many men choose to be with women who treat them like shit, so it isn't an outlandish line.
@jomiancu
@jomiancu 7 жыл бұрын
The last four minutes of this video were the drama I needed this week, what a twist.
@nanophosis6256
@nanophosis6256 7 жыл бұрын
jomiancu This video written by M. Night Shamalan
@Doci007
@Doci007 7 жыл бұрын
Even more so that Adam Harrington is Roy from LA Noire.
@rocketgrunthyunho
@rocketgrunthyunho 7 жыл бұрын
jomiancu right!? It was edited like a vh1 special
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 7 жыл бұрын
The gay Dads, or the George being trapped?
@graelmir5991
@graelmir5991 5 жыл бұрын
700th like
@baffdbaf9084
@baffdbaf9084 7 жыл бұрын
i used to watch this movie on CBC for christmas around ages 12-14 (2005-2007), i can't believe you reviewed it! i was literally reminiscing about Too Cool for Christmas like, last week! when you showed the scenes with her parents i got so confused bc this movie stuck out to me, as a kid, as the only time i had seen a gay couple onscreen that were not played for laughs. i was starting to believe in some mandela effect shit until you mentioned the two versions of the film. this has been a surreal experience.
@CesarJoseee
@CesarJoseee 7 жыл бұрын
Beth McInnes >gay couple onscreen not played for laughs >Canadian movie heh inb4 meme arrows on youtube
@StilvurBee
@StilvurBee 6 жыл бұрын
can't be before someone points out meme arrows if no one points out meme arrows
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 6 жыл бұрын
Steakee you just did
@ultraininja
@ultraininja 6 жыл бұрын
Beth McInnes Bateman
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 4 жыл бұрын
And ofc moose I’m coming back after another video on this prolly seen it already, but I learned if I remember correctly that they made the gay one for a lgbtq+ channel back in 2004 then cbs bought it or some company like that bought it and said hey give us one that ain’t controversial so that’s what they did. Just wanted to make sure our boy moose knew
@dstinnettmusic
@dstinnettmusic 7 жыл бұрын
LOL at the slip up and calling him George Harrison
@GoldenT1K
@GoldenT1K 7 жыл бұрын
Whew, put that shoulder away. You're givin' me the vapors. 💦
@gunmunz
@gunmunz 7 жыл бұрын
This channel's getting risque, next time we might see a full leg
@BlueRoseFaery
@BlueRoseFaery 7 жыл бұрын
Mmm, them bony Moosy shoulders
@SugyImpa
@SugyImpa 5 жыл бұрын
GoldenT1000 “It’s givin’ me a case of the vapuhs!”
@GameFreak2467
@GameFreak2467 4 жыл бұрын
@@BlueRoseFaery W .
@eashw
@eashw 7 жыл бұрын
I couldn't find anything more about "Too Cool for Christmas", but I did discover that the actress who plays Lindsay's sister, Alexa, is also the voice of the Little Sisters in Bioshock 1 and 2. Interesting.
@tugger
@tugger 7 жыл бұрын
AND ALESSA IN THE SILENT HILL MOVIE WHY ISNT ANYONE SAYING THIS SHES ON THE COVER AND THE POSTERS AND ALL THE PROMO MATERIAL
@Stazzma
@Stazzma 7 жыл бұрын
Brutalmoose is a very interesting channel to watch.. I feel like when I go there I look through a little keyhole in my mind and see something I like, or something I don't like. It's like I'm... Trapped...
@DAMIENDMILLS
@DAMIENDMILLS 7 жыл бұрын
to be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand Brutalmoose...
@Vonias
@Vonias 7 жыл бұрын
yea, it's very unique from pretty much everything else on this platform. Which is pretty dang impressive these days.
@allfarewells
@allfarewells 7 жыл бұрын
.....in the televoid
@jonjaquez
@jonjaquez 6 жыл бұрын
That took a dark turn
@loyalsdopeness8106
@loyalsdopeness8106 6 жыл бұрын
wow that's brutal
@b.r.5146
@b.r.5146 7 жыл бұрын
That Blockbusters joke is the best way I've seen a movie sneak in product placement.
@superbalonie
@superbalonie 7 жыл бұрын
*Watching Ian eat Hungry Man Chicken Dinner* PUT, THE CHICKEN, STICK, DOWN!
@RevolverLink
@RevolverLink 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO You can *clearly* see the fabric behind Santa's fake mustache just before the stylist shears it all off!
@SakiMcGee
@SakiMcGee 7 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's wearing short sleeves, it doesn't really looks like Christmas" *weeps in Floridian*
@Guru_1092
@Guru_1092 7 жыл бұрын
The west coast, midwest, and every other warm part of the United States cries with you.
@Linerax
@Linerax 7 жыл бұрын
People are definitely not wearing winter clothes where the wild fires are happening in California. :3
@TheDiscipleofSlash
@TheDiscipleofSlash 7 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's wearing short sleeves, it doesn't really looks like Christmas." *scowls in Oregonian*
@taqu
@taqu 7 жыл бұрын
How do Floridians weep? Crocodile tears? *Badum tsh*
@walter5266
@walter5266 7 жыл бұрын
Saki McGee rapidly switching clothes in Georgian
@ORGSE
@ORGSE 7 жыл бұрын
Surprised this isn't age restricted with that bare shoulder, Ian. There are children watching.
@nessamillikan6247
@nessamillikan6247 4 жыл бұрын
The kind of shoulder that will make any teenage girl weep with joy to have!
@aemxo
@aemxo 7 жыл бұрын
"ZIKE JUST GET IT DONE" Got a chuckle out of me
@mightyboogster5313
@mightyboogster5313 7 жыл бұрын
Anna Elizabeth Larry the cable guy, GET'R DUN
@nessamillikan6247
@nessamillikan6247 2 жыл бұрын
That’s my attitude when it comes to working out. “Go do something you have to do” “Imagine how good you’ll feel when it’s finally done.” “Because putting it off only hurts worse”.
@danielflanard8274
@danielflanard8274 7 жыл бұрын
He will stop caring about those chicken sticks when he discovers tuna noodle casserole.
@Wjyndigo
@Wjyndigo 7 жыл бұрын
My favorite!
@jonwat3666
@jonwat3666 5 жыл бұрын
Tuna noodle Pizza Pizza
@MrHendrix17
@MrHendrix17 4 жыл бұрын
Yo yo, pizza pizza
@rosybot5829
@rosybot5829 7 жыл бұрын
PUT THE CHICKEN STICK DOWN
@yourdadsbbqbrisket8526
@yourdadsbbqbrisket8526 7 жыл бұрын
Is…is your profile picture Chad dabbing in the poop emoji costume?
@rosybot5829
@rosybot5829 7 жыл бұрын
No... it's chad dressed as the poop emoji with a giant nerf gun
@pogadust5428
@pogadust5428 7 жыл бұрын
Poot that cookiee down. NAAAOOOWW
@patd2528
@patd2528 6 жыл бұрын
d O w N
@datpug1580
@datpug1580 6 жыл бұрын
Ninjaguy0130 The gay *PUT THE CHICKEN STICK DAOUWNNNN*
@indeimaus
@indeimaus 7 жыл бұрын
merry christmas ian, thank you for the continued entertainment! edit: oh god the ending
@alecluna4921
@alecluna4921 7 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus yeah this guy knows what's up.
@renasance2
@renasance2 7 жыл бұрын
Woah, didn't expect to see you here
@mattscott7422
@mattscott7422 7 жыл бұрын
Christmas Souls
@96chubbz96
@96chubbz96 7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Indeimaus and I have a similar taste in youtuber
@WildBassfly
@WildBassfly 7 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus J
@40LKY
@40LKY 7 жыл бұрын
According to the behind the scenes thing, the security guard was also the writer for this movie so he made it a point to have burgers thrown at him. I've never had so much respect for someone before in my life.
@skazoo73
@skazoo73 6 жыл бұрын
As the writer/security guard of this movie, I've never appreciated a comment more in my life. Thanks!
@boethjelle8769
@boethjelle8769 2 жыл бұрын
@@skazoo73 Your performance is really great in this movie, my man.
@JasmineBrowneyes
@JasmineBrowneyes 7 жыл бұрын
Whoa-whoa dude. Show anymore of that shoulder and you going to get demonitized!
@FungusFantastic
@FungusFantastic 3 жыл бұрын
He showed to much shoulder
@poloroidable
@poloroidable 3 жыл бұрын
@@FungusFantastic I disagree. He didn't show enough shoulder.
@subarunights
@subarunights 7 жыл бұрын
“BLING BLING, YO YO (old white man laugh)”
@Koragh_
@Koragh_ 5 жыл бұрын
it shoud be a twitch sub notification
@deluxeedition4639
@deluxeedition4639 7 жыл бұрын
I've got yo back, klaus
@JacobHillSBD
@JacobHillSBD 7 жыл бұрын
Arkie Larkie Yo that suit be CRACKIN
@VagueLuminary
@VagueLuminary 7 жыл бұрын
wholesome hoodlum
@countesschewi2399
@countesschewi2399 7 жыл бұрын
That "perfect Cantonese" was as convincing as the mandarin from The Wild World of Batwoman. Edit: Also, one of the morals of the story is just "if you want to rekindle your romantic relationship, you need to change your appearance and that will make everything better", which kinda contrasts the "it's not about the material possessions of christmas" moral.
@nessamillikan6247
@nessamillikan6247 4 жыл бұрын
Particularly when most of the movie is a more attractive Santa creeping around with a cute teenage girl. The whole thing, especially as an adult who never saw this growing up, just screams Bad Touch.
@benjamingreenwood7370
@benjamingreenwood7370 4 жыл бұрын
"EEEND!! *EEEENNDD!!!* "
@KelpTheGreat
@KelpTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
It's less of a contrast and more of a contradiction.
@YellowpowR
@YellowpowR 2 жыл бұрын
I would say for the latter point that the moral is probably more, "Taking care of your appearance can be helpful for your relationship" since its implied both of them stopped caring about how they looked, but yeah this movie is confusing enough where it can be confusing to understand anything in this "film."
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 2 жыл бұрын
@@YellowpowR Only his makeover made him look worse. Cooked skin is not attractive.
@forknifecapt.2410
@forknifecapt.2410 7 жыл бұрын
"Parents win" umm sorry but corn always wins
@athena_the_goddesss6238
@athena_the_goddesss6238 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know... we've never seen it face *tuna noodle*
@MoeChicken
@MoeChicken 7 жыл бұрын
This is true. It has been objectively proven through a series of ambiguous rating scales produced through exclusively subjective means. Corn ALWAYS wins.
@mdr33crash
@mdr33crash 7 жыл бұрын
dont you mean lasagna always wins?
@MrBoog3dy
@MrBoog3dy 7 жыл бұрын
Jarfield Lasagna you hid a Monday in my lasagna.
@alicered4198
@alicered4198 7 жыл бұрын
Gerbert disagrees. The genuine candy red life-like battery operated rescuer fire engine model 40321BH276 always wins.
@TMOSP1
@TMOSP1 7 жыл бұрын
BANNED! FROM THE MALL! *F O R L I F E*
@OfficialChrissums
@OfficialChrissums 7 жыл бұрын
those commentary parts are so damn weird. They talk about it like theyre the cast of Schindler's list or something. Also the security guard guy is hammered during it.
@karda009
@karda009 5 жыл бұрын
Hammerburgered
@r4ndom891
@r4ndom891 7 жыл бұрын
i feel like i drank a whole bottle of cough syrup every time i watch one of your videos, but in a good way.
@CharlesCrossley
@CharlesCrossley 7 жыл бұрын
r4ndom same
@OZdoesArt
@OZdoesArt 7 жыл бұрын
So weird that they un-gayed the family. In a movie about a high school girl who wants to bang Santa, I would think that two dads would be one of the less concerning things about the film.
@tina1641
@tina1641 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@tina1641
@tina1641 5 жыл бұрын
Oops. Sorry. Didn’t see the cut scenes.
@Mel-lb3zo
@Mel-lb3zo 5 жыл бұрын
@@RandomBoo256 no she doesn't she does the makeover because she felt bad for him so he can spice it up for Mrs Claus
@cheesenjackers4888
@cheesenjackers4888 4 жыл бұрын
It's the homophobia
@dabiskitt
@dabiskitt 4 жыл бұрын
They did it for regional differences, not homophobia or anything.
@lindsaylawson6038
@lindsaylawson6038 7 жыл бұрын
When the video begins with a little girl creepily whispering your name.
@KaeraNeko
@KaeraNeko 7 жыл бұрын
After seeing this, I had to google the name of the mall cop actor, because he was definitely the best part of this movie. Apparently he's written an episode of the Total Drama series on Cartoon Network back in 2010, and it also says that he wrote the Dreidel song in South Park. Uncredited, so I'm not entirely sure if it's a legit claim, but still pretty cool if it's true. I really wish he'd become more recognised after making this movie, even if it was only as an actor in some live action Disney show or something. I think his kind of energy and delivery of lines could help carry shows that are meh over the threshold into watchable territory. He seems like a slightly less obnoxious Jim Carrey with a lot of untapped potential.
@BlueAvocado3
@BlueAvocado3 5 ай бұрын
And he wrote the Movie
@CriticalNobody
@CriticalNobody 7 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, the little sister was also the demon child in the Silent Hill movie. That explains a lot
@LightDarkness1001
@LightDarkness1001 5 жыл бұрын
And that demon from Case 39 haha
@lainwalls8944
@lainwalls8944 7 жыл бұрын
It's beginning to look a lot like christmoose
@lainwalls8944
@lainwalls8944 7 жыл бұрын
Brandon Roberts oml yasss
@chaddumbbrat7174
@chaddumbbrat7174 7 жыл бұрын
I was honestly expecting Santa to become her creepy sugar daddy.
@nessamillikan6247
@nessamillikan6247 2 жыл бұрын
Makes perfect sense in the context that Santa is a man who’s exiting middle age, and his primary love language is gift-giving.
@cwas0nt400
@cwas0nt400 7 жыл бұрын
"Lindsey doesn't eat hamburgers" "No, she throws them" best line in the movie
@Cynical_Cynic
@Cynical_Cynic 7 жыл бұрын
Oh god that Santa interview was hilarious and terrifying, reminded me of someone on "Dateline"
@redlightfoot6559
@redlightfoot6559 7 жыл бұрын
More like A very straight christmas
@thequeenundisputed
@thequeenundisputed 5 жыл бұрын
More like too gay for Christmas.
@dabiskitt
@dabiskitt 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@luan.galaxy
@luan.galaxy 4 жыл бұрын
These two comments are the best thing to come out of KZbin
@projared
@projared 7 жыл бұрын
WHOA. Top Ten Dad Plot Twists!
@TheRealLazerBlazer22
@TheRealLazerBlazer22 7 жыл бұрын
ProJared Jared! Yeah, it was a pretty interesting plot twist. Is that a sneak preview of an upcoming episode I see...?
@schregen
@schregen 7 жыл бұрын
Hi Jared! Are you the real one? Or are you trying to show me a big surprise if a follow a goo.gl link like the fake ones? 🍄🍄🍄
@goldchoconite
@goldchoconite 7 жыл бұрын
So long as "shower with your dad simulator" is in the list, I'll watch it!
@thatjakeguy4238
@thatjakeguy4238 7 жыл бұрын
Top Ten Dad Plot Twists #1: THE DAD IS BEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!
@realpumpkinsmasho
@realpumpkinsmasho 7 жыл бұрын
BEEESSSSS!!!
@zmanjace1364
@zmanjace1364 7 жыл бұрын
Ian would love the over edited fever dream part... who am I kidding? That's why I watch this channel. That and that glorious hair.
@dead_kennedys7870
@dead_kennedys7870 7 жыл бұрын
Zman Jace His hair looks like he’s been doing meth behind a dumpster if you ask me.
@zefiewings
@zefiewings 7 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to say "maybe they just live somewhere warm" then you re-pointed out it was a Canadian. Right. I need to assure you I've personally never experienced a winter like this up here.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 7 жыл бұрын
I guess it's B.C. pretending to be California?
@bartolomichael
@bartolomichael 7 жыл бұрын
It's set in an alternate timeline, where climate change started a couple of centuries earlier. To get a white Christmas you need to be in Fort St. John or Dawson Creek or even in the Territories.
@kylejohnson423
@kylejohnson423 5 жыл бұрын
as an actual security guard, I can't tell you how many times I've encountered the actual Santa Claus tooling around with a teenager only to get pelted by hamburgers by hooligans that look like they belong in a ninja turtles movie.
@YellowpowR
@YellowpowR 3 жыл бұрын
50% of this comment was believable, and then I stopped believing it.
@nessamillikan6247
@nessamillikan6247 2 жыл бұрын
@YellowpowR I get you. After the abomination that was the third movie, I can’t imagine teenagers being in a TMNT movie anymore.
@rukus7661
@rukus7661 7 жыл бұрын
Review Hallmark movies!!!
@extremelyhappysimmer
@extremelyhappysimmer 7 жыл бұрын
Soumein dont forget about the part where the city woman moves to the country for some reason and falls in love with a down home country guy
@SugyImpa
@SugyImpa 5 жыл бұрын
Soumein You should make reviews.
@SarcasticGayLawyer
@SarcasticGayLawyer 5 жыл бұрын
@@Soumein Better one. Green sweater woman hates chrismas. Red sweater guy comes. Red and green fall in love. Green likes Christmas now. Done
@Soumein
@Soumein 5 жыл бұрын
@@SarcasticGayLawyerAre their names Nick and Holly, by chance? Noel and Eve? Chris and Carol?
@SarcasticGayLawyer
@SarcasticGayLawyer 5 жыл бұрын
@@Soumein You are exactly right.
@Retrox1989
@Retrox1989 7 жыл бұрын
"You're my present for Christmas" The best part of waking up, is folgers in your cup.
@BobV97
@BobV97 7 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact : Adam Harrington, the "replacement dad" in the gay version of the movie, plays Roy Earle in LA Noire
@SickJacketMan
@SickJacketMan 7 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why I wanted to punch a seemingly nice gay dad.
@javierrico1996
@javierrico1996 6 жыл бұрын
+Sick Jacket Man Now *there's* a rare sentence. Right up there with "You embarrassed both me and that weird Nazi woman."
@dannymusic
@dannymusic 7 жыл бұрын
Boots are last century? Tell that to the foot of snow outside my house
@ApeNards
@ApeNards 7 жыл бұрын
Looks like I found the out of style guy in the comments
@athena_the_goddesss6238
@athena_the_goddesss6238 7 жыл бұрын
Boots totally came back in the past 4 years.
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 7 жыл бұрын
Athena Blade Same with beards
@cottontaelle
@cottontaelle 7 жыл бұрын
is the snow wearing boots
@megano2000
@megano2000 7 жыл бұрын
So funny that you chose this movie, because the shoulder-showing tops are "in style" again!
@schregen
@schregen 7 жыл бұрын
Caesar Orzell yeah, they are in style in Venezuela I heard haha!
@megazenn22
@megazenn22 7 жыл бұрын
They do that with a lot of gay films, such as Brokeback Valley, Dave - Queen Of The Desert, and Blue Is The most Appropriate Colour.
@ouci
@ouci 7 жыл бұрын
don't forget sunlight
@carsonasseenontv
@carsonasseenontv 7 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian, I can confirm that we hate santa, we just can’t stand that there is someone nicer than us out there
@TheDanishGuyReviews
@TheDanishGuyReviews 7 жыл бұрын
Carson Fietz "WELCOME TO CANADA, EEEEEEHHH!!" ~ The Elves, Santa Clause 3.
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 7 жыл бұрын
Carson Fietz oh you learn something new every day
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 2 жыл бұрын
Santa isn't nice. He threatens children into obeying then breaks into people's houses. Of course, I find lying to and gaslighting your children into believing in him is far worse.
@gordonf5553
@gordonf5553 2 жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart Canadians also aren't nice.
@jomiancu
@jomiancu 7 жыл бұрын
Bling, bling, yo, yo!
@nolethXB
@nolethXB 7 жыл бұрын
*shakes ear*
@TheAutobotPower
@TheAutobotPower 7 жыл бұрын
*PIRAKA!*
@TheAwkSquad4490
@TheAwkSquad4490 7 жыл бұрын
merry Chrysler, Ian.
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 7 жыл бұрын
That Awk Guy And a Hyundai New Year. Sorry...
@TheAwkSquad4490
@TheAwkSquad4490 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Ollmann no actually one is better than my original comment
@vogelsound
@vogelsound 7 жыл бұрын
This movie was filmed in my hometown, including the highschool I graduated from. It's really weird to see, Haney Place mall is shit btw
@non_da
@non_da 3 жыл бұрын
A non-gay version made for an American audience is honestly both hilarious and sad. But that was pretty fascinating. I'm watching all brutalmoose over again. I love his videos so much I hope a new one comes out soon.
@thatoneguy4452
@thatoneguy4452 7 жыл бұрын
This movie is weird, Santa doesn't look cool, he just looks like an old buisness man. I'm pretty sure no matter the year, no matter the trend, old buisness men are consistently uncool.
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 7 жыл бұрын
That One Guy Elon Musk is pretty cool
@TheEric1203
@TheEric1203 7 жыл бұрын
Kenetic Kups He's not old and isn't exactly your conventional business man
@NKingTotoro
@NKingTotoro 5 жыл бұрын
Eric Kanis also he’s not cool
@thegameres816
@thegameres816 7 жыл бұрын
They should play this as an Anti Bullying thing in schools
@erchris3216
@erchris3216 7 жыл бұрын
I got my present this year, brutalmoose is the only present i need. and a HTC vive that would be cool too.
@mattscott7422
@mattscott7422 7 жыл бұрын
The Vive is gay, get the Oculus
@CornerstoneMinistry316
@CornerstoneMinistry316 3 жыл бұрын
I love that line "Lindsey doesn't eat hamburgers." "No she throws them!"
@ashleytitus15
@ashleytitus15 7 жыл бұрын
The fact that they made a “safe, American version” made me laugh out loud Canada is so great
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 7 жыл бұрын
Ashley Titus Yeah, because up there movies would be changed by censorship laws instead of for appealling to bigots
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know about a lot of Canadian censorship in film, sirrah.
@TheNomnomnommer
@TheNomnomnommer 5 жыл бұрын
@@mastermarkus5307 i think our censorship laws are even more un-restricted than americans, genuinely never seen stuff censored more in Canadian broadcasts of something, usually it's less as with total drama island's transformation of the original canadian "beef balls" or prairie oysters to beef meatballs in the US
@Chewymaster122
@Chewymaster122 4 жыл бұрын
Do you want another like on your comment? *Twists earlobes* There you go!
@jogiff
@jogiff 4 жыл бұрын
TheNomnomnommer Canada literally requires a certain percentage of content be “Canadian content”. The reciprocal censoring of foreign media is what allows all the subpar Canadian studios to thrive and produce garbage like Johnny Test and stuff. Seriously, it’s not a coincidence that so many of these low-effort films are made in Canada, that’s because making it in Canada drastically reduces competition for films that otherwise would have to compete for a much smaller segment of the Canadian market
@laynereeves406
@laynereeves406 7 жыл бұрын
What a gay twist that was
@LoveLee_Dreamer
@LoveLee_Dreamer 7 жыл бұрын
Something something gay apparel joke
@thegodofsoapkekcario1970
@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 7 жыл бұрын
The person below this is hella gay \|/ Diamond breaks all shields or excuses.
@stagpie6449
@stagpie6449 7 жыл бұрын
You called?
@thegodofsoapkekcario1970
@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 7 жыл бұрын
+Stagpie Talks You *hella* *gay* €€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€
@IvanSN
@IvanSN 7 жыл бұрын
Layne Reeves You're gay HAH
@Max-to9zg
@Max-to9zg 7 жыл бұрын
You know Elf on the Shelf, but are you ready for Moose on the... Hoose?! Nailed it?
@supahman9862
@supahman9862 7 жыл бұрын
Moose on the noose
@klawsnthingz9411
@klawsnthingz9411 7 жыл бұрын
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 7 жыл бұрын
Moose on the caboose.
@khadelsnerdo
@khadelsnerdo 7 жыл бұрын
When Ian showed his shoulder, I almost fainted, careful Ian, too much of that shoulder and you might get age restrictied
@ultimatepeanut8329
@ultimatepeanut8329 4 жыл бұрын
Is this who schools are warning us about
@scrimblocoded
@scrimblocoded 6 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this last year and it still kills me how they changed the gay couple but kept in Santa watching a shirtless teenage boy for an uncomfortable amount of time.
@ValensBellator
@ValensBellator 4 жыл бұрын
It’s kind of an interesting result that they had two different version of every scene with the parents and yet nothing actually needed to be changed with the dialogue and it made no appreciable difference to the movie. In an odd way it strongly suggests that concerns about that sort of thing are rather silly.
@BludtheThursty
@BludtheThursty 7 жыл бұрын
I love the psychedelic edits at the end
@charliekelly5157
@charliekelly5157 7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see a brutalmoose video in my subscription feed, my day is made. Easily one of my favorite youtubers. Merry Christmas and happy holidays Ian!
@dracoinsanity
@dracoinsanity 7 жыл бұрын
I love the sinister interview and spin on the end of the video. And how the one actor was saying things like "it was funny when he was making inappropriate jokes and stuff, cuz he was dressed like Santa so it made it funny." even though he almost looked uncomfortable and awkward saying it. Wonder just how inappropriate "Santa" was... he did say "sometimes I see a side of me I like, or don't like." (Plus the ominous music just reinforced the whole idea lol)
@TechJames
@TechJames 7 жыл бұрын
I bet that mall security guard is a serial killer!
@kjul.
@kjul. 7 жыл бұрын
Ian, your videos are not only funny, but also comfy, dorky, even sometimes a little creepy, it's like a roller coaster and you never know what to expect next, I absolutely love your work ^.^ ♥ I think it's great that you cover so many different things on your channel now, it keeps things fresh and interesting :3 Merry Christmas and happy holidays, and even though I am already looking forward to the next video, please don't forget to relax a little during the next few days :)
@stramberrymilkyway
@stramberrymilkyway 7 жыл бұрын
Yay, Ian brought back the beard! It really suits you, Ian.
@thekingdude6865
@thekingdude6865 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas The Ninja Artist beards aren’t in
@41dn
@41dn 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas The Ninja Artist it's a reference to the video.
@MoeChicken
@MoeChicken 7 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way. And it's easier for me to draw him with a beard.
@stramberrymilkyway
@stramberrymilkyway 7 жыл бұрын
Switch Dog Oh, duh. *slaps for head*
@DaviddeBergerac
@DaviddeBergerac 7 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone in the comments has a good holiday, whatever it may be.
@stramberrymilkyway
@stramberrymilkyway 7 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute!! You said "Holiday"!! TRIGGERED!!!!!!! jkjk
@Marconejo
@Marconejo 7 жыл бұрын
[VIDEO SPOILERS] Im just in shock about the last 4 minutes of this video specially the way you set it up, you could have told me "this movie was filmed as a money-laundering front for extremely hardcore drugs" and it would have been less shocking than "they specifically made a different version of this movie for the straights"
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 7 жыл бұрын
I've actually seen this kind of thing before, and it's exactly what Ian thinks: different versions are made for different places or broadcasting networks because some people just can't see "them homosexuals".
@dead_kennedys7870
@dead_kennedys7870 7 жыл бұрын
Lizk To be fair the security guard most of been doing something before shooting.
@Marconejo
@Marconejo 7 жыл бұрын
fucking lmao
@MabuseXX
@MabuseXX 4 жыл бұрын
Not for the straights, for the homophobic.......it’s a big difference.
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 3 жыл бұрын
@@mastermarkus5307 hmm odd…then again Disney didn’t allowChad and Ryan to be a thing for HSM forcing the writers to pair them with girls instead 😅
@Dillksp6
@Dillksp6 7 жыл бұрын
He has no style, he has no grace. This Claus has a funny face.
@waldemarsha252
@waldemarsha252 7 жыл бұрын
What a weird prequel to Silent Hill...
@KeybladeMasterAndy
@KeybladeMasterAndy 5 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else recognized the kid.
@LaurenAnyone
@LaurenAnyone 7 жыл бұрын
This was filmed in Maple Ridge, B.C! I was at that Haney Place mall yesterday and it literally looks identical to this day. Actually it is an amazing 90's time capsule if anyone's interested. You can pretend you're in A Very Cool Christmas. Hmmmm I should do tours of its filming locations for $$$$$$. No one steal my idea!
@MandrakeHorse
@MandrakeHorse 7 жыл бұрын
LaurenAnyone Probably would be a bad idea to throw burgers at the security guards, though.
@fryingpan8973
@fryingpan8973 7 жыл бұрын
LaurenAnyone Been there too, can confirm
@Interference22
@Interference22 7 жыл бұрын
Hah, the little sister is Jodelle Ferland: Five in Dark Matter, the (sadly cancelled) sci-fi series by some of the guys who worked on Stargate.
@bartolomichael
@bartolomichael 7 жыл бұрын
It's cancelled? I still haven't finished season 3. Why must they cancel all Canadian sci-fi.
@mdude3
@mdude3 7 жыл бұрын
I guess in the end they all had a gay old time.
@SakuraStallion
@SakuraStallion 7 жыл бұрын
Ok but whoever wrote the lines in this movie really needs a good pat on the back. These lines are GOLD.
@jumponeverything
@jumponeverything 7 жыл бұрын
Christmas noodle, my favorite!
@colton2525
@colton2525 6 жыл бұрын
Jump On Everything that's from smart house.
@stproducciones9140
@stproducciones9140 6 жыл бұрын
Jump Jump the house is Jumping on Everything
@PlanetApplez
@PlanetApplez 7 жыл бұрын
I’m screaming lmao. The security guy needs a spin off
@alfonsocampos3662
@alfonsocampos3662 7 жыл бұрын
A good old Christmas twist with gays and a perverted tanned santa, it's another Christmas miracle
@startedtech
@startedtech 7 жыл бұрын
These girls are supposed to be 16??? They look like 23 Edit: looked it up and she was 22 at the time of filming
@KeybladeMasterAndy
@KeybladeMasterAndy 7 жыл бұрын
TheTheninjagummybear Child labour laws too.
@BazTheStoryteller
@BazTheStoryteller 6 жыл бұрын
"Did a bunch of parents write this movie?" No, but the guy who played the crazy security guard did.
@StrikeRaidon
@StrikeRaidon 7 жыл бұрын
That fucking made-for-news-station documentary tension music is too perfect.
@AppleFish
@AppleFish 7 жыл бұрын
Love your Tom and Crow figurines! I've been watching MST3K since I was a kid. Still one of my favorite shows.
@thegameres816
@thegameres816 7 жыл бұрын
This really puts me in the spirit of Valentines day.
@Screamingmanta
@Screamingmanta 7 жыл бұрын
Why did you comment four times?
@thegameres816
@thegameres816 7 жыл бұрын
because I can there ain't no limit on comments you can make
@apatheticlungs1577
@apatheticlungs1577 7 жыл бұрын
How dare you have more than one(1) singular thought. To the Dungeons with you!
@ThatLugo
@ThatLugo 7 жыл бұрын
Put the Chicken Stick DOOOWN Performance of a lifetime
@chrisalan5610
@chrisalan5610 5 жыл бұрын
"Yo it's all good, thanks for hooking me up with the burgers, I gotcho back Claus" *runs off, chucking burgers towards the sunset*
@Allison--
@Allison-- 7 жыл бұрын
That has got to be the biggest twist to a straight-to-DVD movie I've ever heard! Whoa. Also, I love how Gypsy, Crow and Servo were in the back near the TV. I wonder what they would say to a movie like this...
@gwynethh9524
@gwynethh9524 7 жыл бұрын
that plot twist at the end though
@owlsorsomethingfeathery
@owlsorsomethingfeathery 7 жыл бұрын
With the red car and all the presents in it, it looked like a car commercial. Also, that scene where it shows the car fly past the moon, that looked HORRIBLE.
@samuraifighterchick1456
@samuraifighterchick1456 7 жыл бұрын
Does "Too Cool For Christmas" is gay? addendum: I prefer Christmas Cupid. Basically a pop star dies and has to get Solange (Christina Milian) to stop being such a _grinch_ so _she_ doesn't die alone.
@myopinion9173
@myopinion9173 6 жыл бұрын
This has reached into the deepest and darkest ravines of my childhood memory, and somehow reminded me of watching this movie a long time ago. Thanks Ian
@xdreamscape
@xdreamscape 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO the music and editing around the behind the scenes from the movie 🤣 love you Ian you’re hilarious
@choccymilk8491
@choccymilk8491 7 жыл бұрын
I’m so confused that they went out of their way to de-gayify their movie
@TheTheninjagummybear
@TheTheninjagummybear 5 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed, but not confused.
@Kimosabes2hot
@Kimosabes2hot 7 жыл бұрын
Neet. It's almost chris-Moose.
@lainwalls8944
@lainwalls8944 7 жыл бұрын
Fancy .Fancington I thought it was Brutal-mas?
@KaylaKasel
@KaylaKasel 7 жыл бұрын
Lain Walls Woah. Fancy seeing you here, stranger.
@lainwalls8944
@lainwalls8944 7 жыл бұрын
Kayla Lee oh yeah wow hi stranger
@hanyuukawaiinanodesu
@hanyuukawaiinanodesu 7 жыл бұрын
Reported for nudity, way too much shoulder
@sleaf6
@sleaf6 7 жыл бұрын
This put me on edge. Thanks Ian! Merry Christmas
@L5940
@L5940 7 жыл бұрын
Thats actually a really cute plottwist, thanks for the investigation Brutalmoose/Ian! I always love your videos, even about topics that I'd normally find boring.
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