Bad Santa 2 (2016) - Santa's Perverted Thoughts Scene | Movieclips

[@MajorCaliber]

@1:34 "Five-ways!... how many HOLES do you have?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😇

[@russellh8702]

Three holes, two hands

[@jeremijakrstic1968]

The best part of this vid is the fact that he wasn't acting - BB Thorton meant it when he said it.

[@belchnasty]

Yeah, she's got ugly feet though...deal breaker for me...

[@theusefulchannel]

😂

[@ericcartman3865]

we all mean it

[@j1701why1]

Christina is Amazing!

[@JohnSmith-kw9yc]

Wish I could have met her when she was drinking.

[@stlrockn]

@@JohnSmith-kw9yc Copy THAT!

[@StockTurboN20]

I need to see her topless I’m curious

[@ScissorMeDaddyAss420]

There's something special about her, can't put my finger on what is is though lol

[@alejandro69able]

The question is she really a red head does the curtains match the carpet

[@MrStevehellboy]

Ahhh yes, the lovely Christina Hendricks. Every man's dream woman

[@qualityman1965]

What do you mean, every man. She my dream, and only mine.

[@FScott-m1n]

6/10

[@PaulC65777]

Shes my dream woman first!

[@jflores85]

To think that she married the "I'm freaking out, man" guy from Super Troopers AND HE CHEATED ON HER. WTF? I would go running home every day if I had that waiting for me at home.

[@qualityman1965]

@jflores85 I would do that too.

[@sa122]

Can't blame a man for trying.

[@gurujr]

As the saying goes "It only takes one yes."

[@JustTheHighlights]

Director: Errr... Mr Thornton, your line was "Anyway, thanks for helping me"

[@jeffhaynes8848]

My Dogg Billy Bob nothing but love 😂

[@PopulationProblem]

he said what we're all thinking.....

[@johnr5252]

I read you wrong. LOL! Always happens to me; I meet them when the fun times are over.

[@elpacho....9254]

No, they still have good times, but with someone else.

[@johnr5252]

@ Nope. Often they have found ‘religion’ and are but a shell of their former selves.

[@SteveWagner-cb8ft]

I've used that excuse a few times

[@moses0686]

Or you can deal with the person they are and they will eventually show you a healthier version of the person they were.

[@cgsimons1187]

@@johnr5252 It has been said that church is the haven of old wh*r*s.

[@forddude1976]

Bad Santa is my Christmas films

[@behindsuite13]

He did hit that eventually, didn't he? 😂😂

[@Slenderslayer351]

Twice in fact

[@coolhand1964]

The worst time you can read someone wrong, is when you're trying really hard to be the nice, good guy. Then you realise the following morning, or the following week, that the woman wanted you to be the bad guy, and no longer speaks to you because she thinks you brushed her aside. It's a 'Damn Fool' moment that stays with you the rest of your life. Sigh...

[@1jet1]

This movie just summed up Billy Bob. It was made for him. Any movie I watch with him in it, We all always think of Bad Santa. 😅😂😅

[@TSimo113]

He didn't read her wrong. She's going to go home and think about it for a long time.

[@albertsantiago4673]

She returned. Lol

[@Burninhellscrootoob]

Shes so friggin perfect, omg, ❤❤❤❤

[@Bert-lw1ot]

He took a shot…😂😂

[@geiiger]

to his foot

[@Mat-bo9xj]

​@@geiiger you miss your foot on every shot you don't take wait

[@philfyphil]

He is brilliant in Fargo, what a performance.

[@justindawson6724]

That wasn't scripted. That was pure honesty 👏.

[@GynJitsuRonin]

Have to swing at some pitches!!

[@FleetAdmiral215]

Bad Santa 1 & 2 are Absolutely Brilliant !

[@antoniochasten3192]

They're both hysterical but 1 is clearly the better film, IMO.

[@TheBelrick]

Heads up, turns out they are not family Christmas movies...

[@FScott-m1n]

Bad Santa is a masterpiece

[@johnlafleur9251]

" 'Five ways'? How many holes do you have?" 😅

[@kiddetroit8403]

I'd like to introduce you to my friend the one-eyed milkman😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@racook7534]

another great Christmas movie. Thanks BB.

[@lancegardner8560]

"I thought thats what we were talking about" has got me in so much trouble.

[@duncandmcgrath6290]

He said what I was thinking

[@rudianger123]

"I read you wrong" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JC-nd5ye]

I love Billy Bob 😂😂😂

[@Willy-hs7uu]

Can't blame Santa here, coincidently I had the same thoughts.

[@kiddetroit8403]

I'm sorry I read you wrong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what are the greatest quotes in cinematic history❤❤❤❤❤

[@Governor_William_J_Lepetomane]

And then she circles around the block and tells him to get in. He didn't read her wrong at all.

[@kiddetroit8403]

Also what you're trying to say is you want me to take the skin boat to tuna town😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@irecruitfish7410]

Yo no way there is a part 2!?! Never knew!

[@belchnasty]

Billy Bob just being Billy Bob, no acting involved...

[@TheTwinkiefoot]

To be fair....I was thinking the same exact thing of her ever since Mad Men

[@marshallposey7842]

Sorry….. I read you wrong. Hahahaha

[@John-mn9rp]

He told her how she could help him.

[@cristianjimenez1000]

"...i'm trying to help you..." 😅

[@ChristopherKilian-fg6ds]

She opened the portal when she volunteered to assist him

[@andyrevo19]

I get it, its Christina Hendricks. .

[@BrianM-44041]

Never even knew they made it. Lol no loss

[@marcusholliday2657]

Yeah. I'm surprised so many people here saying they liked it. I thought part1 was great, but part 2 was just made for the money.

[@ItiscalledaMANDATE]

Billy Bob is awesome

[@atimko123]

She wasn't ready for STEP 13...yet

[@larrydecoursey8056]

I read you wrong…🤣🤣🤣

[@RoscoPColtrane17]

They need to make a Bad Passover where the Egyptians dispense justice.

[@richarddavis1599]

I was thinking the same

[@sasbeo]

I read you wrong 😅😂😂

[@robertsims7828]

Give the man credit he spoke up gave his best shot you never know she might be intrigued.

[@chrislj2890]

Uh oh, that's exactly what I was thinking. Does that make me bad?

[@bifutake]

Makes you human.

[@boscodooley8561]

We were all thinking it.

[@jonathanschadenfreude9603]

Sounds just like my dad when he see's em like that!

[@leehowson440]

I do like a red head

[@wayneadams9102]

there's a bad santa 2???????

[@Sekatings]

Just as hilarious 🤞🏾worth it

[@Kal-el1999]

Christina Hendricks is perfect

[@kiddetroit8403]

So you were wrestling the bald champion huh😂😂😂😂

[@monovenaros]

KZbin actually reads minds?

[@scooter29]

Billy Bob is at his best in Goliath

[@giorgitatarashvili3875]

That was the easiest part for acting 😅 I mean the last conversation before BB got thrown out

[@shlepmessing8703]

Great flick.

[@tomcooper6108]

Sorry I read ya wrong 😂

[@laurencefidhburn1845]

She never let a man impregnate her.

[@kid_lexx]

And then she cane back, thats how it usually happens

[@jefferyholland]

In his defense, I would have done the same thing after that conversation.

[@stlrockn]

What HE said....

[@JackbenimbleJackbequick-dc9lj]

Sorry- forgot what I was supposed to say

[@jalenikezeue4114]

❤Christina is smoking ❤

[@tropicalparadisemishuevos]

👍👌🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@batmanimal5993]

She's got 5 surely she can spare 1

[@stevekov6740]

Christina Hendricks in Bad Santa 2....Because Lauren Graham wasn't out of his league enough. That was a highly dubious match at best but this one is just beyond preposterous!

[@davidperkoski1132]

You do realize that he was married to Angelina Jolie who was infinitely hotter than both of them, right?

[@Wolverines4ever-sl1js]

Christina over nut job Angelina all day.​@@davidperkoski1132

[@intello8953]

⁠@@davidperkoski1132naaa I wouldn’t say “infinitely” hotter but Angela was hot from 90s - mid 2000s

[@adamcheesman1270]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadowdance4666]

Like people don’t say that to her in real life too

[@yucasola]

You just can't be honest with women 🤣

[@mayerbasic7004]

Christina Hendricks picks awful movie roles. She should be a bigger star. Bad Santa 2, Fist Fight, Zoolander 2, Pottersville. Awful.

[@Nudel-nc1cp]

Men of culture. Here we meet again. 😎

[@7-z7y]

Wait.....she made that admission to a guy??

[@PaulCarew-j9j]

As if Christina cannot do better than a grubby santa like him. Did he honestly think she'd jump into the back with him.

[@ricopedrajrs]

Oh, the skeletons in women's closets!

[@bloodlinefilms]

if a woman is talking that inappropriately openly with a man yeah generally shes about one or two bad decisions from the salami highway.

[@zerocool1ist]

I was trying to help you to?

[@kseries1981]

Guys will be guys.

[@RealYungJit]

ma og knows da look

[@JohnCritch-tf4mb]

Me to

[@wealthyblackman2655]

😮with no teeth he outta try dudes!

[@superboy305]

😂😂😂

[@coloradocool5947]

Movies have actors who are willing to get raunchy. Sure, Christina Hendrix is a looker but really...doe this line define the movie?

[@dmitriyastremskiy1578]

Imagine not having perverted thoughts near such a woman.

[@ryanjones9881]

Women would need some mental help. If they only know what men were actual thinking.

[@NetshadeX]

So where's the perverted stuff, these thoughts were pretty vanilla?

[@johnd4348]

I hope this was ad Libed by Bill Bobb.

[@siddhantpatel-inthe0]

I am a guy. I would have Folded

[@ROC14088]

🧡 🎂

[@bclaverenz1]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣