Bad Santa - Kids wishing

[@periesicsd]

Billy Bob Thornton is just the right man for this role! They couldn't find a better actor than him! He fits like a glove...

[@thevarietygamer1848]

Charlie sheen

[@adememresadkoglu1532]

yeah kind of like jeff in the big lebowski

[@westhomas5870]

Bill Murray was offered the role, turned it down, supposedly due to the swearing. He would have been good too.

[@peepa47]

@@westhomas5870 Im glad he turned it down

[@microtechmachineshop]

@@thevarietygamer1848 no

[@kausarukus]

Lmao, Billy Bob is so hilarious lol. "I loved a woman who wasn't clean" hahah

[@1991justforfun]

i bet that's what he is like in real life

[@TheMetalhead678]

+gessika jayde "Mrs Santa?" "No it was her sister." xD

[@jamesroboyle]

@@1991justforfun I doubt it. He’s seems very down to earth in his interviews . Plays in a band . Very talented man.

[@peterrabbit1054]

N he rolls his eyes on that line 😂

[@niptuck117]

"I said NEXT, goddamnit, this is NOT the DMV!"

[@amaxwiththefacts]

Hahahahaha! Best line! The way he says with the utmost frustration.

[@niptuck117]

@@amaxwiththefacts Out of all the hilarious bits in the film, this is one that made me pause when I saw it the first time because I couldn't stop laughing lmao

[@amaxwiththefacts]

@@niptuck117 And still funny to this day.

[@BRIANOCONNOR2003]

1:06

[@gunsammoguy9841]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NSDominator]

"Nintendo Deer Hunter 3" "I don't give a SHIT what you WANT!" Omfg, dying.

[@NaturalNini]

😂😂

[@CheerfullyCynical829]

Blowing snot all over the place and fuckin' whatever, NEXT!!!! (He was 100% right btw)

[@MedranoHijo]

😂😂

[@ryline666]

But did you die?

[@jeffadams4590]

Thanks for clearing that up for me! Always thought the kid said Nintendo Gear hundred and three haha

[@6oclocknewsat8]

I just love how he has 0 passion for his job. No deep voice, no "ho ho ho", nothing. Just a monotonous "what do you want" every time a child sits on his lap. Lol

[@MasonKLutz]

It's because he's depressed, alcoholic, doing a job to just rob an entire mall, and extremely Misanthropic.

[@omg9261]

@@MasonKLutz and I love how the last kid (I don't remember what his name was in the movie) is interested not in gifts and presents, but in that fairy tale - what it's like to live in the north pole etc. it's like he's different from others, more materialistical kids

[@MasonKLutz]

@@omg9261 his name is Thurman, and I do like that as well. It makes the movie that good, with the mix of misanthropy and a child's innocence that Willie is dealing with.

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

0:47 The way he said "what do you want?" was so depressing. That's how a broken man sounds like.

[@nicolasrage666]

The way Billy Bob says "GOD DAMN IT" in this movie is unlike anything I ever heard. Fuckin kills me everytime.

[@TheMetalhead678]

"God damn it! I don't give a shit what you want!" HAHA I don't blame him.

[@jamaltell6190]

TheMetalhead678 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao

[@OakViewFilms]

“What do you want?” “Fraggle stick car” “....the fuck is that?” I have a feeling Billy Bob Thornton broke character at that line, and was genuinely confused about what the hell that was. 😂😂

[@patrickmillion]

😂

[@kimmyfreak200]

he was also drunk for real through filming lmao

[@willy565]

"The fuck's a Fraggle Stick car?" Too funny.

[@Ridley_Lockhart]

I still don't know... 🤷😅

[@channelsold3236]

we still don't know 21 years later 😂😂😂😂

[@sarahxlove9858]

"Marcus, get this kid out of here, he's freaking me out" OMFG LAUGHING SO HARD RN

[@sellme30s66]

I was dying brooo omg

[@traviscarlson6718]

WHAT DO YOU WANT??... WELL COME ON WHAT DO YOU WANT ? A SNOTRAG? "Kid keeps Staring at him"👀👀👀👀👀👀👀"Santa: RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING MONOLOID MARCUS GET THIS KID OFF ME BEFORE HE PISSES HIMSELF" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sellme30s66]

@@traviscarlson6718 I swear I die laughing when I here that part lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@traviscarlson6718]

@@sellme30s66 Its hilarious i swear lol

[@traviscarlson6718]

@@sellme30s66 What are you fav Scenes From both Bad Santa Movies?

[@locdinwithjt3517]

Kid: "You are really Santa right"??? Santa: "No, I'm an accountant I wear this fuckin thing as a fashion statement" 😂😂😂

[@Yaboydame96]

By far the best Christmas movie ever 😂😂 “ I said next goddammit this is not the DMV alright “

[@andreasengstrom2518]

"I loved a woman who wasn't clean" "Mrs. Sanata?" "No actually it was her sister" xD I'm dead

[@eddwithbraindamage6751]

The thing is he isn't laughing he literally died right there

[@iim4xii129]

Gay

[@ryline666]

But did you die?

[@LisaAnn777]

are you off your fucking meds or something?

[@jorgep140]

Actually what he meant was "xd I'm dead" it means that he's laughing

[@charmac37]

I can watch this scene all damn day...lmao!

[@nazmusseher3295]

me too..

[@vivianbroda3900]

HAHAHAHAHHA me too!!!

[@heldinahtmlhell]

I'm not a kid person at all, but the girl who asks for a Barbie is about the adorablest thing I ever did see.

[@heldinahtmlhell]

"Kid person" = some conventional love and adoration of children. "Pedophile" = a physical attraction to children. Regardless, this thread has gone on too long to be funny, and is too strange to be serious. Lets depart!

[@John93965]

"Watch the toe nails kid, shit." So adorable.

[@dlh7989]

heldinahtmlhell I'm kinda glad he wasn't too mean to her haha.

[@stemup]

heldinahtmlhell is that you Roy Moore?

[@TheTrueNarthumpulous]

"Um Barbee" Lmao. So adorbs.

[@BlotRorschach]

I used to love this scene for the "GOD DAMN IT!" But literally everything about the "Fraggle Stick Car" exchange just destroys me.

[@unnamed715]

*HACHOO!!!* ...GAWD DAMMIT! Nintendo Deer Hunter 3. Don't give a _shit_ what ya _want!_

[@megamarsonic]

That and "I said next, God damn it! This is not the DMV, alright!?" always get me.

[@jdl6881]

The dmv part is hilarious only a true dark comedian would be so brilliant to make that reference because it's true!

[@normairizarryni]

@@oleksandrbrusylo9834 department of motor vehicles.

[@javierrivadeneira5959]

the sneeze part, lol

[@MasonKLutz]

Works perfectly, even for black comedy that is super missnthropic.

[@MovieLover1995]

"Goddamn it!"

[@dalecampbell3955]

When he misses his mouth with the cashew...lmaoooo this movie is pure genius

[@renemaier5197]

I choked at this scene. It's the little details :D

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

Lmfao

[@JOHNNYCFC18]

“No I’m a fucking accountant and I wear this as a fashion statement”

[@whiteknight4879]

"You wanna see some magic???? lets watch you DISAPPEAR!

[@epicty3607]

0:19 that is the best "Goddamnitt" I've ever heard

[@JohnSmith-un1zz]

1:06

[@JohnSmith-un1zz]

1:04

[@vivianbroda3900]

Me too hahahahua

[@fitzkro]

It so is lol

[@vladtepes9614]

Santa: "I got sick so my beard fell out." Kid: "How'd you get sick?" Santa: "I loved a woman who wasn't clean." LOLOLOLOL!!!

[@skyduster4]

You misses the best part: Kid: "Mrs Santa?" Santa: "No, it was her sister." LOL

[@caseynoel2202]

Can I at least take this hat off? Lol 😂

[@dustinpfarr1601]

"GOD DAMMIT!!! DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT!!!"

[@jljf2f]

LMAO. My fav line

[@Dusty0ldFart]

"What do you want, a snot rag?" Dying XD

[@halenlacoursiere3746]

Forgot how funny this movie is, gets me laughing every time

[@saintbabylon7250]

Dude this movie that Billy Bob wrote & directed I believe is bloody brilliant. Such a twisted dark fucked up comedy that only fucked up people would like. John Ritter, Bernie Mac & that Midget / miss parkers husband are funny af

[@ryans413]

Jon Ritter scene were he says your not going to S.H.I.T for a month lol the way he says it makes me laugh

[@austinsandifer5006]

Billy Bob Thorton killed this role, "No im an accountant,I where this thing as f'n, fashion statement"😂😂😂😂

[@deathbymybox]

His reaction to the chocolate sneeze is Oscar Worthy.

[@ninjapro467]

"How did you get sick? I loved a women that wasnt clean. Miss's Santa? No it was her sister." lol best part of this movie

[@dariusraheem93]

FOREVER BE MY FAVORITE MOVIE!!

[@BarstoolBlues33]

The "No...I'm an accountant, I where this fucking thing as a fashion statement" always cracks me up.

[@jacktoledo8786]

This movie a god damn masterpiece through & through

[@floobor]

This might be my all time favorite scene ever

[@vivianbroda3900]

The kid with the chocolate ice cream is absolutely my favorite 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fredtheinfredible9646]

Mine too! If you pause the video at the right time, Billy Bob Thornton looks like he’s about ready to blush when that kid with the ice cream sneezes on him.

[@Gomez1915]

GOD DAMMIT!!!

[@fryo2299]

@@Gomez1915Nintendo deer hunter 3

[@dabking9454]

Kid Blows Snot in his Face "God Dammit!" Haha classic!

[@TheTamtam76]

i said next goddamn it...this is not the dmv....

[@amandamanda420]

+maddog76 I was crackin up thinking of that dmv line today. I thought of it while I was waiting in line, turned out to be an hour long wait. It wasn't at the dmv though...

[@saintbabylon7250]

I fucking love everything about this movie. So funny, but very very wrong. Billy Bob likes to make fat chicks not shit right for at least a week by sodomy. When he tells John Ritter that he likes fucking fat chicks in the ass the cring face's he makes alwasy kills me.

[@jdl6881]

maddog76 he's right lmao

[@miztlivasquez8682]

The first kid with ice cream was funny as shit! especially when he sneezes all over the beard

[@jamaltell6190]

maddog76 funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dennis213100]

I watched this clip a lot of times now just the expressions on his face and the articulation of the lines are gold.

[@dudetocartman]

GODDAMNIT! ROFL. I love his yelling

[@ryans413]

Don't fuck with my beard lol

[@k_dotnet3197]

I had to buy this on blue ray I've never laughed so hard at a movie in my life

[@ApoorvPadhye]

"No I'm an accountant I wear this thing as a fucking fashion statement alright?" xD Gets me everytime!

[@dariuswilliams6683]

Kid : You Are Really Santa right? Billy Bob : Nah im a accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement alright! #A Fucking Classic!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HipHop1nstrumentals]

All I want for Christmas is a Fraggle-Stick Car.

[@jaydonevans9205]

fuck is that?

[@clexerl]

@@jaydonevans9205 Fraggle-Stick Car. 😃

[@ethanellis2474]

@@clexerl alright fragile stick car

[@Ridley_Lockhart]

@@ethanellis2474 Okay..i heard you..fraggle stick car 🙄

[@ethanellis2474]

@@Ridley_Lockhart next, I said next God damn it this is not the dmv

[@iim4xii129]

I like how polite and sweet the girl was compared to the boys 😆

[@mysterypotatocat]

❤

[@dannygreen5477]

Till they get to be teenagers.

[@jamesrudland5239]

If that kid didn't land the role, the movie wouldn't be even remotely as hilarious.

[@dimmkah]

I forgot how fantastic the dialog in this movie was.

[@takecare3852]

“Give a shit what you want” Omg I’m crying 🤣🤣😂

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Love this guys yelling!😂😂

[@frauleinhohenzollern]

The little girl asking for a barbie 😍🤗 I just decided I'm ready to have kids....

[@animationfanatic2133]

Um barbie

[@XxDyneXxFreeEnergyx]

Watch The toenails SH*T 😂😆

[@ernstthalmann4306]

"I said move it God damnit this is not the DMV." FUCKIN LOL 😆 🤣 😂 💀 😅 🤪 😆 🤣 😂 💀 😅 🤪

[@68corvette08]

If a real toy store Santa acted like Willy, I'm sure he'd get fired.

[@MasonKLutz]

No kidding.

[@nicholas8428]

Holy shit‼️ Did you figure that out all by yourself⁉️ 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

[@dirtysanchez5154]

He'd be canned before his first break .

[@John93965]

"I said next goddamn it this is not the DMV all right? Move it along."

[@nicholas8428]

I don't care how many times I watch this movie it always has me laughing so damn hard till my sides & stomach hurt along with crying 😆😂🤣 Especially @ 1:03 when he says "Next Gdamnit!! This is not the DMV!!" While being so completely shitfaced that he can't even push a cashew into his mouth! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMFG that 👆 shit is Comedy Gold 👏👍👍💯🤣👏

[@aSleepySpaceman]

"Don't fvck with my beard."

[@Cyberote]

"What do you want? What are you doing!? *sneeze* ...GOD DAMMIT!" -favorite scene

[@yomamaso100]

I think they just gave Billy Bob a Santa outfit. Told him to put it on and yelled "Action"

[@junerummy2462]

"Whaddya want"? ..."What?!" "Get outta here!"

[@geoffreycarson2311]

BILLY BOB !!!! PISSED 90%of the TIME 😂😂😂😂😂😝LOL BESTEVER SANTA g

[@NaturalNini]

"Give a shit what you want!..blowin snot all over everybody!" 😁

[@exnihilio89]

🤣 lmao i woulda been pissed. Essence of snot in my mouf n' shit lol... THEN he starts eating cashews further consuming that nasal mucus.

[@jdaballr025]

I live in Arizona and Apache Junction is NOT the suburbs far from it 😂😂

[@Someone_wrf]

The true santa was exactly like this from what I've heard, lmao.

[@euphorik6]

0:18 - "god DAMN it!!!" priceless.

[@ChilesRussellTaylor]

I know exactly what I got for Christmas. My Apple iWatch!

[@danielscissorhands]

All of you are missing out if you don't have the Fragglestick Car. It's awesome (whatever the f**k it is)!

[@saintbabylon7250]

Lmao! Fraggle stick car? omg! this movie was so genius on a comedic way. Billy Bob writes great twisted dark funny shit that only fucked up people like us would like.

[@jljf2f]

Is it bad that this is my favorite Christmas movie? Lol

[@kelseyhaight1698]

The first chubby boy (that wanted deer hunter 3) looked like a young Chris Farley

[@juniorlsdmusic]

to anyone wanting to work as a kindergarden teacher, is like being in a class full of the first kid

[@eNARV1]

Omg I LOL'd at every thing billy bob said, hes fuckin hilarious

[@Coolygirl031]

Love how this scene opens "What do you want? What? Get out of here" 😆 Also I feel like when he stares at Thurman a bit he kind of sees himself when he was a kid and that's probably why he was explaining stuff to him and didn't push him off right away.

[@RedboneBonered]

The sneeze was epic and he didn't wipe that shit off lmafo

[@nazmusseher3295]

funniest scene ever..

[@unnamed715]

"GAWD DAMMIT!...give a _shit_ what you want!" xD

[@alifakhrzadeh1544]

“This is not the DMV” 😂

[@WrestlingStarTrekGuy]

This is my favorite movie!

[@blakboy087]

“I don’t give a shit what you want; blowing snot all over ppl and whatever” 😂😂😂😂

[@aaronmoorman7773]

What do ya want? What're you doing? Goddammit!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@Nathanmitchell1989]

Such a great movie...

[@WrestlingStarTrekGuy]

Producer " how much profanity do you want to use in this movie?" Billy Bob " YES! GOD DAMNIT!"

[@andrewmachado6988]

I said next god dammit! This isn’t the DMV, move it along. Lmao!!!

[@pladampa]

That first kid didn't get deer hunter 3. He became bitter. He's gonna be the star of the upcoming movie bad Santa 3d.

[@Elchingon30752]

" APACHE JUCTION" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE....LMAFAO!!!!

[@beemerguy2160]

Next. I said next God damnit this is not the DMV alright, move it along. Just lk the dmv lmao

[@ypjcudi5029]

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU WANT!!!"- Billy Bob Thornton

[@channelsold3236]

i am freaking dead!!!!!! 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@purpletomatocinema]

By far the best Santa Claus

[@samward7774]

"I said next, god damnit. This is not the DMV, aight?? Move it along"

[@Flash.W86]

Willie: What Do You Want?...Well Come On What Do You Want??, A SNOT RAG??? 😂😂😂😂

[@shaggytmothafoka420]

I loved a woman who wasn't clean Mrs. Santa? No it was her sister 😅

[@evanabbott2737]

“-don’t fuck with my beard..”👍

[@dan198660120]

My all time favorite scene!

[@sergiomelchor3960]

This is not the DMV god dammit 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@lukepruittisbeast]

What are u doing!? Sneeze GOD DAMMIT! I can't stop laughing

[@joev2408]

Marcus, get this kid outta here freaky me out😂

[@channelsold3236]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephkindred6936]

Bad santa over any movie >today

[@info_unavailable]

I said next God damnit this is not the dmv, let's move it along 😂 😂 😂

[@matthanf6126]

Top 5 Christmas movie.

[@funnyguy7574]

I think this came out two weeks before Elf in 2003 fun year at the movies 🍿

[@jonathanlau7222]

Marcus G̲e̲t̲ this kid outta here he’s freakin me out !!! Lol

[@StripperPimp]

OMG! FRGGILE STICK CAR!! HAAAAA! LMMFAO! Crying.... This if F'N Hilarious! I love this movie!