THE BIT | Castle Super Beast Clips

[@MysteriousJojo]

Imagine one day a lil' babbi just crawls into the shot. "So recently, uh, Nintendo revealed - is that a baby?" "Oh yeah, that's Shrek, he's my son. So what was that about Nintendo?"

[@Personoide]

"So yeah I was thinking of doing a co-op lets play of Elden Ring 3 with my son next week"

[@WTFisTingispingis]

SomeBODY once-

[@MLGHazrad]

If Pat lied and he is actually in a standing desk, I'd have been blown away tbh

[@FOBIsMyNickName]

Hah! Shrek, that’s too on point.

[@t0xictm201]

Can we do that thing where we all donate a ton of money just to have their first kid (if a boy) be named Shrek?

[@StarsongKey]

'I moved' > 'I married' is a true combo I never expected, and BOY does it have some hitstun

[@RubyRoks]

Pat and his 2 hit KOs are too OP

[@themmangobois3530]

Which is funny since he prefers BIG DAMAGE over do combo.

[@originalscreenname44]

@@RubyRoks it’s the Pot Buster of bits.

[@Americanbadashh]

@@RubyRoks I believe that's called a touch of death combo

[@miscmer8030]

“Just do two supers in a row”

[@perpetuallyonfire7768]

Pat's gonna reveal his own death on the podcast as a bit.

[@catastrophecorvid8309]

"Oh yeah I've been dead since May, I've been using a FlechTuber this whole time, I'm a toilet now!"

[@_Sage967_]

@@catastrophecorvid8309 "dont worry i mailed you the belt and spare keys"

[@Th4tOn36uy]

“I had an AI replicate my voice and had Elmo and Giefe mash the soundboard, I’ve been dead for months Woolie! And YES it was totally paige!”

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

>does a 10 minute intro before woolie suspects anything. "Ahah. Oh by the way, this prerecorded lol. My funeral's tuesday, I'll email you the address."

[@justinhearst]

the sad part there is no one would even care beyond a week.

[@darkdestiny661]

Woolie just stunlocked throughout this entire bit, struggling to recover himself

[@aatired7307]

Wake up super for life!

[@adams3627]

Woolie's poise was broken INSTANTLY

[@bazzjedimaster]

No meter for alpha counters today.

[@MattManDX1]

He got caught in Pat's rhythm!

[@afterpasthours7504]

I like how when the “green screen” effect goes away it still looks like Pat’s in front of a slightly better green screen.

[@_Sage967_]

we arent use to Pat getting so much natural light

[@jorgamund07]

@@_Sage967_ Neither is he.

[@spencechan]

The *REAL* bit is that he actually finally digitized his consciousness to attain immortality, like he always wanted. The "move to BC" was just to throw us off the trail

[@diegomedina9637]

He takes that green screen off and now he's back in Quebec.

[@markclinton9088]

@@diegomedina9637 Is Quebec just Canadian Silent Hill?

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

Pat has full control over Crazy Talk now. Turning years into lies with a sentence.

[@MiniatureMorpheus]

Eternal Mangeyko Crazy Talk.

[@lonesavior]

Is this the power of a requiem stand?

[@michaelpalacios8951]

@@lonesavior This isn't even requiem. This is mid-season power level where the characters start getting creative with their stand uses.

[@MinersLoveGames]

Pat's shown numerous times that he's a master at playing the long game. But this? This might just be his magnum opus. This is next fucking level.

[@masterxl97]

“It was British Columbia, Woolie! It was British Columbia all along! You bought it! The audience bought it! My immediate family bought it!”

[@saltyazteca5989]

"Aw son of a bitch! Damn I can't believe this!"

[@inktoxicant]

EVEN MY DOG BOUGHT IT!!!!

[@Comkill117]

“You have surpassed the Bit. I award you the title of Big Bit.” Congratulations though to Pat and Paige!

[@LordQuadros]

A few years from now, they'll be doing a podcast and we'll hear a post-pubescent voice from off camera saying, "Hey, Dad, we're out of Red Bull!" Woolie hangs his head, bug-eyed, and Pat just cracks the fuck up.

[@colinr0380]

And that turns out to have been his grandson

[@CosmicRejectsVideo]

@@colinr0380 Pat: Oh, Woolie I knocked some girl up in college. No, biggie.

[@notownself]

Didn't even take that long for this one.

[@nathanmarshall745]

For a moment i was like "Pat doesn't have a licence? That's weir-" and then i exploded with laughter imagining him trying to reach the pedals with his babylegs

[@Morrison64]

They had to tie bricks to the pedals as well as get the booster seat.

[@adams3627]

Eh, my mom's shorter and stubbier than Pat and she's managed to drive big-people cars just fine.

[@HoChiMints2007]

Here in southeast asia most people are of Pat's height. It's alright

[@gameb9oy]

Pat’s been talking about getting one recently, I’m trying to figure out how this will even work

[@kapkant6197]

Pat only moved across the country because he knew that if he told Woolie that he got married months ago without telling, Woolie would send Reggie, Minh and all his editors to Pat's house to break his legs. I know this because I met Woolie at a grocery store one time and I told him "Hey I'm a huge fan-" and before I could finish my sentence he snapped his fingers and both my arms got grabbed by Siv and DatAsuna and they dragged me to the meat freezer where they beat me for 5 hours for "speaking without paying dividends" The point is Woolie has a very mean streak and a dark side and I can only imagine what Pat would've experienced for "trying to steal Woolie's spotlight"

[@EikoHarvey]

Something about pies and killing football players

[@kapkant6197]

@@EikoHarvey funny enough that story was only half true, Woolie DID kill a football player but he was a fully grown man out of high school at the time and he burned down the boy's house with him inside

[@kurowasanabe]

That's fucked up man, when I met Woolie he was just kind of rude to me and made the cashier scan all his Milky Ways independently because of electrical infetterence while yawning really loudly. Maybe you were just the wrong race?

[@kapkant6197]

@@kurowasanabe I think I saw you doing that as I was being dragged off before Asuna punched me in the head

[@oluwahefner4194]

I met Woolie at a fighting game local once, he was a pretty cool dude to me personally but the only issue is that he kept showing off his one beefy white leg. I know he doesn't have vitiligo so I can't explain why he had it.

[@theangriestpigeon4403]

I'm going to miss Pat's dungeon that had tank-control deniers imprisoned off camera.

[@qualityexs6295]

What makes you think he didnt bring the imprisoned with him?

[@velrex8140]

They were forced to hold the Tank Control Perspective cameras.

[@SilverShinobi23]

Woolie let him into the Light World

[@lordentropy460]

This episode of the podcast will go down in legend; it is indescribable how amazing this whole thing was. It's such a good buildup, too. He's really containing the laughter because he has to start off with 'well let me tell you how hard it was to make this new set-up'.

[@danpascooch]

This is highly concerning. If Pat has access to a desk and a monitor he's going to become too powerful. Woolie will have to respond due to the geopolitical implications and a runaway arms race will begin. Scary times ahead.

[@Shadest]

The race war starts now

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Woolie will have to deploy thermobaric Vtuber streams

[@vivalaminion2936]

People are dying in real life, but sure, have a laugh. Just don't be surprised when the war comes to you.

[@loadeddice4696]

@@vivalaminion2936 There has never been a time in human history when people were not dying in real life.

[@GabeSweetMan]

@@loadeddice4696 Additionally humor is a coping mechanism so even if the intended subject of the joke are the people being killed, while in poor taste, it is absolutely ridiculous to assume they are laughing at the dead people instead of trying not to think about it too much.

[@djblaklite]

It turns out PAT was the liar the whole time!

[@GIZMONDO987]

"Pat the liar stole my trust" - Some internet nerds

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

Okay but the pies are still missing.

[@iller3]

It's not lying if you were never confronted & questioned directly. That's on Woolie (this time)

[@FunkBastid]

Ya, I can’t in good faith call Woolie the liar anymore given the level of lie Pat has achieved here (but I’ll probably still do it)

[@diegomedina9637]

That explains why my pies are gone. My Woolie sensors are too tall for Pat.

[@BTM8109]

If you hear a baby crying off-camera, that's just the bit for 2023

[@rinku5707]

Yo, you nailed that one

[@soupysoup9340]

This is so on brand for Pat and Paige I have no idea how people can be mad or surprised if they've watched even a handful of their content. Congrats to you both!

[@soupysoup9340]

I will miss the creepy sex dungeon though

[@TheLoneGamr]

You are way more tolerant of shitty friends then a lot of people are.

[@thelastchannelonyoutube]

If people didn’t get mad at them then it wouldn’t be on brand

[@soupysoup9340]

@@thelastchannelonyoutube you're so right

[@lamanization]

This is the most Pat and Paigr bit I can think of, can't wait for the inevitable bit where they just casually drop, some 20 odd years down the line, that part of the reason Paige made a vtuber model was to cover up a pregnancy lol.

[@JackgarPrime]

And their son is already in college.

[@PALACIO254]

Pro strats

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

@@JackgarPrime The only actual way to protect a child when you're a streamer, lul.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

You mean Paige.

[@TalkingVidya]

People acting like they know Pat and Woolie here are really weird. I don't know shit about them, but I think if whatever ended SBFP didn't end their relationship, I think they should be fine for a joke. Also, later on the podcast, Pat talked about how happy he was that Woolie enjoyed kiting, and Woolie said that they could go togheter when he visits

[@sleepythemis]

Yeah, it'd be one thing if they still physically worked together, but they've been doing the remote thing for going on two years now. With Paige's conditions I SERIOUSLY doubt they were doing (or would be able to do) in-person hanging out in the same way they used to.

[@franciscoandreyriveracano1459]

Yeah, not only that but Woolie seems genuinely confused and then happy when he listen to the news about the marriage.

[@Feoral]

@Trash Tier Waifu she has lupus. Her severe immune system vulnerability would make pretty much any variant of Covid near-lethal.

[@Exarian]

Every youtuber has to eventually make a choice between making the "I am not your friend, I do not know you." video or becoming a cult leader.

[@NeoBoneGirl]

I personally think Woolie should drag him across the country to make a remote podcast video and do those LPs they don't do together anymore

[@92Niceneasy]

Pat touched his nose right before the reveal like he hit Woolie with a fuckin' command grab.

[@xemyk359]

Woolie must respond by moving into the basement

[@HeirLethal]

The basement is the key

[@philipcurry313]

Light and Darkness, the two must ever be in balance.

[@OctavianRex08]

Woolie reveals he was the one that bought their old house.

[@fatalpenguinful]

a Woolie Hole?

[@Noxshade]

"For legal purposes, they did not drive the car." You can HEAR the lie in his voice. Trucker Zangief is real!

[@Shadest]

Pat has finally graduated from Cave Goblin to a Real Human Boy, I'm so proud of him.

[@iller3]

No he hasn't, this is just the Stone Mask arc

[@cerdgold225]

Hey, let's not get ahead of ourseves and call him a Real Human Boy just yet.

[@JaxxoonR]

He enters the surface world in pursuit of colors.

[@JoelBurger]

Was really funny to see people getting really mad at Pat about this. Parasocial relationships are a hell of a drug.

[@kingragnarok7302]

I mean, I would get Woolie getting mad because they are old friends but fans don't have that right xD

[@vaan_]

Most channels on twitch are full of these pathetic people, it's really embarrassing to watch

[@serdash6548]

Entitled fans are a trip

[@Maioly]

@@kingragnarok7302 did woolie even get mad?

[@aliciafraser1835]

I personally don't care what pat does with his life, I just think it's fucked up he left a long time friend in the dust without saying a word until after. Like, sure woolie doesn't seem made, but he definitely didn't seem okay in the beginning there... and even if he isn't mad, that's still not an okay thing to do to someone. Like dude couldn't even say bye. The more I see of pat, the more I start to understand how the best friends channel broke apart.

[@havelock5619]

The brilliance of this man. He was "testing out" that green screen function a few podcasts ago so it wouldnt be that wierd this time.

[@Elfarcher73]

omg the set up

[@Nel_Annette]

it's good to see pat finally get sunlight

[@death2boredom338]

Finally found a cure for the vampirism Elmo gave him.

[@JackgarPrime]

And he found out how to do it without going outside!

[@hillbillypowpow]

Not only that, he's looking forward to hiking

[@death2boredom338]

@@hillbillypowpow He loves Zangief too much not to lol

[@CrispyFajita]

Woolie feels like the cool Big Brother that Pat always wanted (although I don’t know which one is older but you get what I mean). Like the whole bit was for WOOLIE, he loves him that much

[@graffitisamurai]

Pat is actually the baby of the group. I think Woolie and Matt have like 2-3 years on him

[@GLWrath]

@@graffitisamurai That don't make sense, Pat was born as a 45 year old man.

[@violetshadowstone5250]

I really do admire their friendship.

[@Sangled]

i don’t know why some people on twitter were outraged by this. if anything it’s impressive how it was kept secret (especially the marriage, congrats!)

[@drbunni]

parasocial relationships are fucking wild man.

[@outcastwayne]

I thinks its a very shitty thing for Pat to do to woolie. Arent they supposed to be good friends atop buisness partners? Why would he not tell at least him? Why lie about being married too? Thats just bizarre, suspicious even. I can't even see how that's funny, that's just sociopathic.

[@janematthews9087]

@@outcastwayne Meh, Oreo Cookie will survive this. He's still forced to hitch his wagon to this crazy red-haired goblin, since his channel's stagnating, his deal with Bandai Namco fell through, and Arcsys ain't taking his calls. It's a miracle he's not doing any side hustle t-shirts or Yootoonz or whatever.

[@clintonlowe3941]

@@outcastwayne naw he seemed to get a good laugh out of it, plus they'll still see each other when Pat comes to visit And even if he didn't, it's none of our business

[@outcastwayne]

@@clintonlowe3941 its a good thing woolie is okay with it! Thats the only silver lining! Pats actions are so utterly insane that hes either a psychopath or tax evading.

[@StrawberryMooosic]

Woolie - The Liar Pat - The Legendary Liar Excellent bit.

[@diegomedina9637]

Pat's dad calls him " YOU MOVED TO VANCOUVER!?"

[@casanovafunkenstein5090]

Where are you, son? You said you'd be visiting today.

[@catastrophecorvid8309]

"I brought the baseball mitt you asked about..."

[@MrGMoney1944]

Bud where are you at I'm standing in your house and everything's gone.

[@AIWARAS619]

I think it's the fact that Pat got married and never told anyone.

[@brandonthomas2119]

Committed to the bit like a boss. The sheer will to keep a straight face for so long.

[@PunishedLoaf]

I thought I was in a dream seeing non-couch-based Pat, it's unreal

[@jasonwalker4003]

Woolie is a fucking top tier friend for just rolling with this like damn I thought I was a patient friend and I woulda been screaming if one of my buddies just left without telling me. THE BIT is funny as hell though, glad woolie put up with it for our enjoyment

[@ShayneRawls]

Id be pissed at my friend(s) and I wouldn't tell them any important things in my life. I'm speaking from experience lol. I wouldn't/don't have patience for the bit. Bless Woolie tho

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@ShayneRawls perhaps you are the problem?

[@ShayneRawls]

@@charleswisconsin9196 how? What's is even the problem? It's a difference in opinion and how one would handle their day to day relationships with friends and family

[@malikoniousjoe]

@@ShayneRawls Woolie is truly the most level headed person I’ve ever seen. The punches he just rolls with would set my chest on fire and give me an anuerysm

[@evelyneca7454]

This is just part of a strange fetish Pat and Paige have.

[@labcoatgorilla6784]

The fetish is called “being really funny”

[@loganwendigo937]

I’m gonna be doubting everything Pat says from now on thanks to this legendary bit

[@matthewschoen7033]

This is Pat. Crystalized down to a single ongoing bit.

[@TeeSeeDubs]

So glad I stumbled onto these two through Pat explaining FF to Woolie.

[@LeonKevlar]

Pat you fucking madman! This is absolutely hilarious! Woolie can't even the entire time. xD

[@Sergei_Nohomo]

That was a hell of cover up, but congrats to Pat and Paige I've been watching since machinima and seeing Pat at this point is rad may they spend a many years being Giefs underlings!

[@DaSkyBoss]

Man, the intro card lasting as long as it does with no sound at all STILL bothers me. I feel like I'm being pranked each time.

[@inkartridge]

@@cervidaequus ur mom

[@charleswisconsin9196]

@@cervidaequus that's a bit of an overreaction.

[@dandelionv1257]

I've been with these nerds ever since 2Snacks made the MLP videos. And this is the happiest I have ever been for them.

[@guitarfan01]

same on both counts!

[@kaizerdeath12]

hearing about Death Pass through the mountains makes me glad this video isn't titled "Pat (Final)"

[@diegomedina9637]

Pat (Final) is going to be a video of him already dead surrounded by his kids and grandkids which we knew nothing about.

[@TheRealHoodedGeek]

Honestly, Pat and Paige's stealth marriage and move stunt is probably the best bit in the collective history. I'm talking SBF and CSB eras here. The only way this gets topped is if they stealth a kid into existence and reveal it on the podcast on the kid's 5th birthday

[@admcleo]

The bit only lacked a party popper and a little flacid kazoo noise upon the reveal.

[@Eidlones]

Woolie's face when he's telling Punch Mom just fills my heart with joy.

[@liwyngradius]

Am I the only one that just assumed they were already married? What with Paige being an American and living in Canada with Pat for years now.

[@jasonmullin3522]

Might be wrong, but think she said she has a work visa. Know she has a usa medical insurance, so not a citizen. I'm not up on the USA to Canada stuff for medical, only know the Canada to USA stuff more. I moved from NB to van, then down to Seattle WA.

[@Theidealheight_]

Thats one hell of a fucking bit, holy shit

[@wohdinhel]

the most alarming part of this is how close pat is to the camera now

[@JackgarPrime]

We no longer have a clear shot of The Orb.

[@iller3]

yes also the lack of Orb ...it seems to be in remission

[@JackgarPrime]

@@iller3 Well now he'll be able to go outside without a crazy man screaming about his wife, so hopefully he'll be getting a lot more exercise.

[@kapkant6197]

Five Nights at Boivin's new jumpscare leaked

[@joshsleezeYT]

See and this is why Pat and Woolie are friendship goals for real. Woolie just laughing off the fact that Pat moved across the country like "yep, that's on brand for Patrick". That's a real friendship right there. Unphased. 😂😂😂

[@oonue]

Pat missing out on getting a standing desk to adjust for chair lean.

[@GIZMONDO987]

You forget the standing desk would probably be standing above his head.

[@Neodeleux]

Wouldn't he only need a normal desk and just skip on the chair? Heyoooo

[@pearvsorange]

Woolie processing this is amazing.

[@Guunie]

If like myself, you noticed Woolies lack of initial reaction to Pat breaking the bit and coming clean on the move and marriage to Paige, just remember how long these two guys have known each other and how Woolie would be well used to Pats head games by now.

[@jacpas2012]

I'm starting to think pat's dad watches the podcast just to chime in too and that is hilarious to me.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

8:40 I just realized that this means Pat has "buy a house in Vancouver" Money

[@TomboTime]

Bullshit. Nobody has that money

[@ichimaru96]

It's gonna turn out that pat's just building a log cabin in the woods and the joke is that he's not even told the government, "i swear your honour it was just a bit, i wasn't stealing government land" 😂

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@TomboTime I'm willing to accept that "The people with the new place can't get out" is code for "We're still looking for the best place to hide the bodies"

[@HellfireComms]

@@TomboTime Pat's twitch earnings leaked a while ago, he is very much making bank.

[@michaelpalacios8951]

@@ichimaru96 In the US, if you do that and get away with it and don't take extraordinary measures to keep it a secret for a period of 10-30 years depending on state, you actually can claim title to that land and property with no criminal reprecussions.

[@penmustache283]

And then Pat removes his mask and reveals he was actually Matt this entire time; YOU THOUGHT I WAS PAT THIS ENTIRE TIME, BUT IT WAS I, MATT!!

[@ichimaru96]

And crazy talk just morphs into za warudo

[@Neodeleux]

And we hear a muffled "STOP TALKING ABOUT FACE/OFF" in the distance.

[@Samuel-yf6pl]

Obviously it's wonderful to see Pat going onto the next chapter of his life but there's a part of me that feels quite melancholy - him leaving Montreal feels like the final schism of SBFP. Obviously SBFP was never going to come back but I guess the geographical separation makes that tengentially obvious now. Ah well. All the happiness in the world to Pat & Paige

[@TheLoneGamr]

Same thing happened when one of the members of SGB left. They had already stopped recording because of Covid but said they would start up once it died down. Then one of the members moved to Georgia, show was in Philly, and that was that. Said they would eventually record remotely but I won’t get my hopes up. I am at peace SGB is dead.

[@b33lze6u6]

my brother in christ its been over over over for years now how were you still hanging on until NOW

[@themmangobois3530]

@@TheLoneGamr SGB?

[@SSEBBlue]

@@themmangobois3530 i assume super game bros??? i forgot about them x.x no offense to OP or community

[@orlanzo2621]

@@themmangobois3530 Super Gaming Bros. It was a separate channel by Somecallmejohnny that he did with his younger brother and I think one of their friends (it’s been awhile since I’ve watched them)

[@omfg322]

As a BC resident myself. Bring a raincoat, umbrella and be ready for so much wind that you'll think your in airbending land

[@NEEDbacon]

At least he doesn't need to worry about snow. Honestly it's weirding me out I'm now in Dangerous proximity to Pat as a Resident. And I'm kinda curious WHERE in BC he decided to set up. I don't think it's VANCOUVER Vancouver, as he kept saying Greater Vancouver Area. And can't be making THAT good a money to afford there.

[@omfg322]

@@NEEDbacon B.C stands for bring cash

[@panzerschreck5159]

Love the background dialogue between Woolie and Punchwife

[@MrSharpShooterMan77]

Not gonna lie, didn't know it was a bit, I thought they were married anyway, and didn't catch any time they would call each other Fiancé.

[@Animedude234]

People are so fucking weird, Pat and Paige have both said /on twitter/ that they've been looking into moving for months, I'm pretty sure they said to Woolie at some point off line "Yeah, we're gonna be leaving Quebec, it's just a matter of time." So Pat was just like "Oh, this'll be funny if I just show up on the podcast in the new house."

[@Dirtyboots3strikes]

Woolie getting stunlocked by Pat's 2-hit Life combo is something I'm getting a kick out of. Made my day indeed ROFL. That being said, I'm going to miss Pat's couch dungeon setup.

[@IzzyHackworth]

Woolie probably isn't paid enough to deal with Pat's shenanigans.

[@ratking1608]

The worst part of this is that the accolade of "Liar" must be passed from Woolie to Pat

[@AGMSP]

Pat the Liar flees the province.

[@Pet_Petrarca]

Can't say I've seen Pat so happy, or maybe my face-blindness is messing with me.

[@ahame94]

100%. Watching this entire episode he is animated, and happy in a way you don't see often. Really, really excited for them.

[@Pet_Petrarca]

It's really nice to see.

[@jorgamund07]

For some reason Pat and Paige didn't feel safe telling people they were married until they successfully fled Quebec. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@PvEGamingChannel]

That's because Pat is underage

[@Rio..o7..]

Dang, I liked the old pad, oh well, congratulations on the new house 🍷 🍷 to new memories

[@zombinedotrar]

My wife and I laughed this entire bit because we did the exact same thing except we eloped across America in secret years ago. Her folks don't even know they're in-laws.

[@Venowtron]

This is a 2-hit combo that I wasn't ready for.

[@KingM1023]

Technically any desk would be a standing desk for pat

[@CanalCAPSLOCK]

10:40 is the important bit for the crazy ones loosing their minds over this.

[@soliopy]

Also important, Paige said on the subreddit that her and Pat both talked to Woolie and made sure he was okay after this bit and said everything is still just fine. They are still good friends and all care about each other. Plus, Woolie and all of us knew they were moving at some point anyways. Furthermore, with the context that Pat still plans to make semi-regular trips to Montreal in the future, it may actually become MORE likely he'll be stopping by Woolie's place (since it's not like they've been able to recently anyways under lockdown). Yes it was a shocking reveal but really nothing's changed and I have a feeling they'll still somehow see each other more often than the past couple years.

[@wumbojet]

This is so incredibly funny and the most pat thing to do

[@TheZombieKing]

Coming up next: THE BIT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

[@theamericankaiser4549]

Dude what would make this better if woolie just revealed he and punchwife are having a kid just to throw one right back at him lmao. Could imagine the stun locking between them

[@dektoide6138]

Any desk is a standing desk for Pat's baby legs

[@datara2]

Telling punchmom direct live was probably the most hilarious part xD

[@Americanbadashh]

The part at the end really sold it. Also Woolie you have to move to New Zealand for real now. It's the only way to one up him, what else could he do after that move to space?

[@Neodeleux]

Move in with the kite guy, that will one up pat's bit.

[@tusqnut1116]

Just coming back to watch this after Pat just casually dropping Paige is 5 months pregnant

[@plazmadood]

Pat's Dad is like "YOU MOVED TO VANCOUVER??"

[@DarkTree]

very happy with this discussion! unfortunately, now whenever pat posts a bad take on twitter, i'm now within the effect radius of the incoming nuclear ordinance. i suppose there's always a silver lining!

[@kholdkhaos64ray11]

I feel like I'm the only person here, who after Pat said that they were married, was like, "Wait, they weren't married before?????"

[@NapalmJustice]

Man. Woolie learned a lot in a short amount of time. Happy for Pat's new home adventure!

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

I knew some fuckery was afoot when he moved the cat tree. Pat sounds happy. Pat now lives in my neck of the woods. If he sees the same things I've seen out here i think he'll only be discontent in any form if at all in that he didn't do this along time ago.

[@thelaughingrouge]

The King of the bit ladies and gentlemen.

[@alos197]

When I was listening the podcast the only thought in my head was : " Reunion will never happen now...."

[@davenathan2002]

I hope Pat, Paige, Elmo and Gief had Persona 5 Strikers style adventures on their cross continental trip.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Pat finally discovers that West Coast is Best Coast

[@MrClauExe]

For all the fighting woolie does, he did not knew how to manage the hit stun

[@gorimbaud]

woolie so gobsmacked he had to fully interrupt the podcast to give punchmom the updates on-camera is so real of him

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Pat is now free from the shittiness of Quebec.

[@flightgravity7483]

Pat missed an opportunity to have a green screen image of the old dungeon. Then again I guess it wouldn’t have really worked since his position changed.

[@ceresbane]

Did Pat just do a fucking manifest destiny?

[@MotTulpa]

What is the Qubeck Twitter Main Character that Pat mentioned?

[@seanthompson1950]

No clue

[@jude8536]

I forgot how it started, but eventually Paige ended up being harassed and physically threatened by Quebecers who had a problem with her being an American who couldn't speak French. It got to the point that they showed up at their house even. Quebec wasn't safe.

[@MotTulpa]

@@jude8536 oh shit, you right. I totally forgot about that.

[@maxspecs]

Casual reminder that twitter fans don't know anything about the streamers they've followed for years.

[@originalscreenname44]

Pat getting married and moving across country for the bit is so much classic Pat.

[@AlphaVenatusDeus]

IT WAS ME WOOLIE! I WAS THE ONE WHO MOVED ACROSS CANADA AND MARRIED MY NOT SISTER! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG WOOLIE!

[@MillenniumDays]

What can you say... this is a good bit.

[@implodinghippo]

Next they'll reveal that have been behind a successful tech company and Paige is set to star in the next Pixar movie.

[@ThornsOfSerenity]

Can't wait in 5 years time for Pat's "Oh yeah, I have a son" Bit to pay off.

[@Horatio787]

The 20 second intro is back... wonderful...