Twinkies with Dad ft. Bert Kreischer | Ep 168 | Bad Friends

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Bad Friends

Bad Friends

Күн бұрын

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0:00 A Special Cocktail for The Machine
8:03 Bert's Favorite Asian
13:39 Tom Segura Breaks Bert's Heart on the Biggest Night of His Life
20:10 The Work Machine & the Sleep Machine
24:03 Secret Sexy Times
27:04 Bobby's Push-Ups & Bert's Archery
34:20 Bobby Can't Do Analogies
41:49 The Scene Mark Hamill Didn't Want to Shoot
45:03 Twinkie Trauma and Proud Dad
50:51 Mateo Lane Makes a Special Appearance
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@ohNickzta
@ohNickzta Жыл бұрын
Bert slowly sinking in the inflatable chair throughout the episode is so fucking funny 😂
@nnikkittenn
@nnikkittenn Жыл бұрын
That chair definitely has a weight limit and Juicy is small enough to fit in it but they expected Bert to comfortably sit there? LMAO
@demonree9209
@demonree9209 Жыл бұрын
@@nnikkittenn then end literally say how they put a hole in it😭
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын
It is hilarious. And the 5 Gallon bucket bit cracked me up
@cowboychamploo5021
@cowboychamploo5021 Жыл бұрын
I think its a metaphor for how his movie is doing in theaters 😂
@KatetheGreat42971
@KatetheGreat42971 Жыл бұрын
& at like 12 minutes in he is already on the floor 😂😂
@tomsevcik1792
@tomsevcik1792 Жыл бұрын
I died when Matteo sat down and you can see side by side how Bert sank down the whole pod lmaooo😂
@owengromyko9593
@owengromyko9593 Жыл бұрын
😂53:05
@zebrastriped303
@zebrastriped303 Жыл бұрын
51:13 even the first visual of it has me sobbing 🤣
@rootedmonlith5819
@rootedmonlith5819 Жыл бұрын
They couldn't be anymore different lmao
@_kontingency
@_kontingency 6 ай бұрын
OUHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MATTEO
@_kontingency
@_kontingency 6 ай бұрын
HE IS SO DOWN HAHAHHAA
@dawosnrossow2651
@dawosnrossow2651 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never related to anyone so much in my life, Bobby over here promising people things then the smallest inconvenience happens and he’s like well I tried bye.
@vanhattfield8292
@vanhattfield8292 8 ай бұрын
No doubt, he's not just a bad friend, he's a bad person.
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 Жыл бұрын
Bert’s idea for Bobby Lee “Better Than Me” is actually a great idea
@chair_smesh
@chair_smesh Жыл бұрын
Never expected Bobby to be able to do 10 perfect pushups
@whatwhat9599
@whatwhat9599 Жыл бұрын
Around 5 they stopped being perfect haha
@shayZero
@shayZero Жыл бұрын
Thats a body that learned from a young age to cave and perform under peer pressure
@tipofthefingercomedy5071
@tipofthefingercomedy5071 Жыл бұрын
@@shayZero 😂
@joddog
@joddog Жыл бұрын
@@shayZero so fkn accurate 😂
@TheSinsaneExperience
@TheSinsaneExperience Жыл бұрын
I mean he was a wrestler at Poway high school with his brother Steve who was ranked 2nd in California but lost his first match due to fear. Bobs best match was in overtime and bob blew a kiss and Steve hasn’t been proud of Bob since
@estebon1
@estebon1 Жыл бұрын
When Mateo got into frame it’s So Hilarious to watch Bert on the floor and Mateo looking down at him 😂😂😂
@tsanchez04
@tsanchez04 Жыл бұрын
And the fact that he didn’t even address it 😂
@kaleinyasoftly6027
@kaleinyasoftly6027 Жыл бұрын
Came here to say 😂😂
@_2315_
@_2315_ Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@colinmunro3266
@colinmunro3266 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!!
@blackout12388
@blackout12388 Жыл бұрын
Dying laughing at this right now
@Eriey3
@Eriey3 Жыл бұрын
Tom lying to Bert about his premiere was genuinely so sweet 🥹 also Bobby saying he would go after Christina if Tom was unfaithful, absolutely killed me 😂
@proofalleyeson4889
@proofalleyeson4889 Жыл бұрын
The duality of man
@shutuppabs323
@shutuppabs323 Жыл бұрын
It’s a cool way to make Bert night about himself. Cool, cool.
@vanhattfield8292
@vanhattfield8292 8 ай бұрын
Bobby being the only one from that friend group who didn't make the effort to go to Bert's premiere killed me. He is such a d!ck. Talking about Tom's wife when neither Tom nor Christina are actively involved in the conversation makes him even a bigger one. 😂
@matthewtracy9602
@matthewtracy9602 Жыл бұрын
I can't with the moment Matteo sat down and you realize Bert is on the ground. This is some of the purest Burt I've seen in awhile.
@ux0ricide
@ux0ricide 28 күн бұрын
y0
@Retorded
@Retorded Жыл бұрын
The half gallon of Tito's slowly draining into a five gallon bucket while Santino casually chats as if he makes one of these drinks every day killed me.
@ant143r0
@ant143r0 Жыл бұрын
He went to Arizona state, this is just reflex for him.
@evangelionl0vr857
@evangelionl0vr857 Жыл бұрын
@@ant143r0 we didn’t use Tito’s at ASU, too expensive lol
@ant143r0
@ant143r0 Жыл бұрын
@Evangelionl0vr vodka is vodka and he's serving
@deang8910
@deang8910 Жыл бұрын
Bert’s squealing killed me. But not in a good way.
@youmakemehappy7
@youmakemehappy7 Жыл бұрын
I know😂😂
@tipofthefingercomedy5071
@tipofthefingercomedy5071 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Bert waited until he woke up to start drinking gives me hope for him
@LetsLaberWithMi
@LetsLaberWithMi Жыл бұрын
hahaha XD
@NjordBrand
@NjordBrand Жыл бұрын
Dude would literally die from withdrawal at this point 100%. It's fucking sad
@kingxiii4680
@kingxiii4680 Жыл бұрын
I thought he slept with an IV of liquor
@tipofthefingercomedy5071
@tipofthefingercomedy5071 Жыл бұрын
@@NjordBrandit’s not very Christian is it?
@tipofthefingercomedy5071
@tipofthefingercomedy5071 Жыл бұрын
@@kingxiii4680must’ve had it turned off lol
@ShadyStephen
@ShadyStephen Жыл бұрын
It made me so happy seeing Bobby LITERALLY stand up for himself then get down and pump some push ups out with really good form… he wasn’t about to be the butt end of that joke lol
@yellowbones
@yellowbones 4 ай бұрын
Santino actually set him up to actually do those push-ups though.
@jakesstatefarm
@jakesstatefarm Жыл бұрын
I've always thought the inflatable chairs were a weird idea for a podcast when you have guests but holy fuck I could not have been more wrong. Bert in that chair is one of the funniest unintentional bits of all time. Him just slowly shrinking down and Mateo showing up to put it into perspective makes every second hysterical. I wish there was a chair you could do the opposite of this with Bobby, where by the end of it he is uncomfortably high up
@thewizardestofoz
@thewizardestofoz Жыл бұрын
The zoom out to show the push-ups and seeing Bert literally on the floor.
@toadtube
@toadtube Жыл бұрын
hes gross.
@robertduenez2063
@robertduenez2063 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Frusshan40
@Frusshan40 Жыл бұрын
Lol he was so committed too 😅
@AMS_KustomDipz
@AMS_KustomDipz Жыл бұрын
I checked the comments before watching and I've just seen the bit you're on about lol 27:09
@clevermissfox
@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын
I’m excited to get to the wide shot where it’s deflated
@matthewcaldwell7115
@matthewcaldwell7115 Жыл бұрын
Santino telling Bobby to "Put your arms inside.... don't be so big, you're trying to threaten. Slowly, Bob. Remember our steps." and Bobby taking a deep breath was something else.
@4Mikes4Mindset4
@4Mikes4Mindset4 Жыл бұрын
Born in a barn? Give a timestamp.
@matthewcaldwell7115
@matthewcaldwell7115 Жыл бұрын
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 didn't get one, not going to rewatch for it lol
@patrickburton1401
@patrickburton1401 Жыл бұрын
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 watch the episode..?
@matthewcaldwell7115
@matthewcaldwell7115 Жыл бұрын
@@patrickburton1401 Right? lol trying to get me to do his research. This must be why he is uncertified.
@Secretdawg925
@Secretdawg925 Жыл бұрын
​@@4Mikes4Mindset4 11 01 lol there
@TaylorH15
@TaylorH15 Жыл бұрын
Burnt crystals sitting on the ground by the end of the pod was low key the funniest shit I’ve seen in awhile
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest BF moments, that’s saying something.
@DhruvAnand93
@DhruvAnand93 3 ай бұрын
Burnt crystals lol
@OutlierConcepts
@OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын
>Bobby thinking they were going on a full blown, month long expedition at sea
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI Жыл бұрын
The deflating chair is too funny 😂 of course it took til Bert to arrive for that to happen
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
Wait until the end 😂
@supersecret39
@supersecret39 Жыл бұрын
Bros the type to tell you about a new movie that released the same day
@MackHendrixx
@MackHendrixx Жыл бұрын
Staavy was just in the chair 😂😂😂
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
@@MackHendrixx wait until the end 😂 it’s more clear.
@eriksand9262
@eriksand9262 Жыл бұрын
Atleast Bert was the first one to finally call them out to get some real fucking chairs.
@rickeykoga2312
@rickeykoga2312 Жыл бұрын
50:58 Mateo on Bad Friends is sorely needed!!! Dude is hilarious 🎉
@Squinty32
@Squinty32 Жыл бұрын
Wish he was on for a full pod, he cracks me up
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
I hope he comes on by himself. I love him. Andrew, Bobby & Mateo would be a golden episode.
@leviathannephilim7769
@leviathannephilim7769 Жыл бұрын
Do uk what he said at 52:26 lol
@k.c.simonsen2
@k.c.simonsen2 Жыл бұрын
He is the hidden gem of comedy he needs more spotlight
@GuerrillaBlaster
@GuerrillaBlaster Жыл бұрын
The ad cut after Bert says "Well he eats pizza" and Andrew says "What?" made me almost shit my pants.
@choforogabriel
@choforogabriel Жыл бұрын
I like how Bert drunkenly talked over everyone for the last 15 minutes, classic.
@RxYouth
@RxYouth Жыл бұрын
15 minutes!? He basically did it the whole episode.
@hightechhamza6719
@hightechhamza6719 8 ай бұрын
so fuckin annoying
@nebula_M42
@nebula_M42 3 ай бұрын
@@RxYouthit bored the fuck out of me, talking about other comics :/
@taylordial9107
@taylordial9107 Жыл бұрын
Mateo looking down at such an uncomfortable angle just to make eye contact with Bert was the best addition to this podcast
@yungtuckgetbusy
@yungtuckgetbusy Жыл бұрын
once I read this I couldn’t unsee it lmaoooo
@ButIer
@ButIer Жыл бұрын
It’s nice to see a diverse range in the people that babysit Bobby
@kingxiii4680
@kingxiii4680 Жыл бұрын
by diverse, you mean homosexuals and transexuals because Bert is sponsored by Bud Light? You're so inclusive, you're so stunning and brave
@thekingman5971
@thekingman5971 Жыл бұрын
I would babysit Bobby
@BRAVITS
@BRAVITS Жыл бұрын
@@kingxiii4680 Why are you so triggered? Are you gay?
@nicolaszamudio8699
@nicolaszamudio8699 Жыл бұрын
If anything Bert needs a caretaker just as much, dudes a belligerent drunk lol
@datbobby
@datbobby Жыл бұрын
@@kingxiii4680 if you have to explain the joke, it’s not working
@bernardomedeiros4548
@bernardomedeiros4548 Жыл бұрын
For a guy who made a career on improv in his stand up, it's so damn funny watching how Bobby can't improv at all if he's on the spot 😂😂😂
@dusandragicevic1891
@dusandragicevic1891 Жыл бұрын
Bro Bobby actually doing 10 proper pushups is 100% impressive and neither Bert or Andrew thought he could do it
@ZeganVE
@ZeganVE Жыл бұрын
Damn Bobby's push up form is so much better than I imagined it would be 😅😂
@NjordBrand
@NjordBrand Жыл бұрын
I was impressed, I think he was just as surprised lmao
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Жыл бұрын
@@NjordBrand "Holy shit! I'm actually doing it!" - Bobby's internal monologue
@dilloncarpenter8655
@dilloncarpenter8655 Жыл бұрын
Bobby really lives by the name of this Podcast. It's not just a name for him it's a way of life
@zg9445
@zg9445 Жыл бұрын
Sleep Machine 😂😂😂
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Жыл бұрын
When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time lol
@AD-wg8ik
@AD-wg8ik Жыл бұрын
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 never liked this advice cause it implies people can’t change. Bobby hasn’t changed really, but ignoring him
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Жыл бұрын
@@AD-wg8ik Well people can change (though it's admittedly somewhat rare for certain character traits). If they change, then maybe they can tell you something different through their behavior. The advice in that statement is to not ignore information that points to a person being a certain way, and waiting for it to rear it's head again and again before you learn who they are at that time. It doesn't mean to roll with your initial impression or whatever someone says or telegraphs as their personality or behavior for the rest of their life. It's just a reminder not to ignore red flags or green flags that were present from your initial interactions. For instance, if you're STILL surprised that Bobby didn't make it to an event, then you weren't listening all these years and should've gleaned that a long time ago when it was still evident. If you knew that about him all this time and still expected him to make it to the event, then you didn't follow the advice from that statement. It boils down to: Pay attention and adjust your expectations and considerations accordingly. Don't be blindsided by something that was obvious to anyone paying attention.
@vanhattfield8292
@vanhattfield8292 8 ай бұрын
@@AD-wg8ik It implies no such thing, it is accepting that the person knows their self better than you know them. "Change" isn't even a factor in this equation.
@jwizdum2103
@jwizdum2103 Жыл бұрын
When it cuts to Matteo and it shows just how much Bert’s chair has deflated 😂😂
@mattheil57
@mattheil57 8 ай бұрын
Bobby trying to make analogies was comedy gold!
@drunkwizard
@drunkwizard Жыл бұрын
Damn Bobby how you gonna complain that Bert doesn't invite you over then miss his premiere for a nap 😆 truly living up to the podcast name haha
@SingularityMedia
@SingularityMedia Жыл бұрын
He made the right choice.
@jessehardin8500
@jessehardin8500 Жыл бұрын
I missed my nephews wedding bcuz I took a nap. In my defense I always take a 30 min to an hr nap and I didn't realize I was going to take a 3 hr nap bcuz it never happens
@vanhattfield8292
@vanhattfield8292 8 ай бұрын
@@jessehardin8500 If you took a 3 hour nap, you can't say it never happens.
@KeRyan83
@KeRyan83 Жыл бұрын
First time I've seen Bert being himself in year's no fake laughs
@cassandra811
@cassandra811 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the high pitched laugh shit he does pretty much only at his own jokes was nice to not listen to. I wasn't even gonna be able to get thru it just cuz of Bert but gave it a shot n glad I did, the chair thing was actually funny lol
@steelermill
@steelermill Жыл бұрын
Thank God he don't need to go there so much
@jandipopo_art2012
@jandipopo_art2012 Жыл бұрын
still have tons of fake stories tho lmao
@Alfhar
@Alfhar Жыл бұрын
Cuz he’s drunk
@kingxiii4680
@kingxiii4680 Жыл бұрын
"iiiiiiiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqquiiiiieeeeeeekkkkkeeeee" Yeah that's the most fake laugh I've ever heard in my life. I am no longer a fan of Bert, his fake squealing laugh made me throw my brand new phone out of the window of my house once. I broke the screen, good thing Bert is dying as a comedian lately, a piece of shit phone compared to his entire career. He's dying as an actor from the beginning, but after the shit movie. He's done, he's cooked. It's over with. Bud light was the wrong choice you overweight wale of a drunk 🤣 just turned 80% of America against him. Horrible marketing. I've already heard from everyone on my social media that after this podcast, no one is going to watch this movie because of this podcast. You folks don't realize that 80% of America is against the trans shit, and he held a bud light for his promotion 🤣 dude is done in 6 months. Get back with me in 6 months. I have insurance on my phone, I have a new one already. He ruined his entire career by being a Bud light supporter. I ruined a phone that I had insurance on. There's a difference 🤣🤣🤣
@WesleyB-Rook
@WesleyB-Rook Жыл бұрын
Bert saying he’s a “work machine” instead of a drinking machine is funny 😅
@SosaInk
@SosaInk Жыл бұрын
Bobby’s face when Bert describes his sexual encounters is just priceless
@misanthr0pic
@misanthr0pic Жыл бұрын
the face of envy
@lsanchez1362
@lsanchez1362 Жыл бұрын
I love how Santino kept reeling Bobby in! Haha. He’s got such Dad energy he’s the best! I love their dynamic. Enjoyed seeing them live!
@danichesney1876
@danichesney1876 Жыл бұрын
He really does have dad energy. I hope he decides to have kids one day
@patrickbyrne9076
@patrickbyrne9076 Жыл бұрын
@@danichesney1876 his kids would be fucking hilarious
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe Жыл бұрын
Bert has the most positively skewed body dysmorphia of anyone on earth 😂
@pinkpugginz
@pinkpugginz Жыл бұрын
he thinks hes so hot
@Grom-rl8bm
@Grom-rl8bm Жыл бұрын
If I had an ounce of that I could rule the world 😂
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Жыл бұрын
My shoulders are JACKED!!!
@billybuttons4298
@billybuttons4298 Жыл бұрын
It's an act. He knows he's disgusting.
@jamminbeans9231
@jamminbeans9231 Жыл бұрын
Bobby getting ripped on the entire time is killing me, the analogies were absolutely nutty
@titanweenie
@titanweenie Жыл бұрын
The ‘movie theaters are like …..’ part had me ROLLINGGGG😂❤
@SmileGorgeous13
@SmileGorgeous13 Жыл бұрын
“You’re more like, food truck Asian” was so under appreciated! Why was that so accurate lol
@caseypnw
@caseypnw Жыл бұрын
So good, sometimes Bert comes with the heat
@ManBearJordan
@ManBearJordan Жыл бұрын
That edit, from Bert saying "he eats pizza" and Andrew saying "What?" straight into an ad read had me cackling xD
@Tatorbox
@Tatorbox Жыл бұрын
That's so crazy and gross though dude what does that even mean all the celebrities are referencing that something's up
@Ded4spaghettes
@Ded4spaghettes 11 ай бұрын
I came to the comments just to see if anyone noticed, and to say: for those who don't know, eating pizza is code for smoking weed. Imagine passing a blunt to Luke Skywalker.
@jasonrocketman1108
@jasonrocketman1108 Жыл бұрын
Bert looking up while talking with Mateo is just hilarious 😂
@METALLICASuper24
@METALLICASuper24 Жыл бұрын
Bobby’s face when Bert talks about his three favorite times 😂
@SOLExCARRR
@SOLExCARRR Жыл бұрын
Bobby & Andrew in a comedy movie, I'm watching it without even seeing a trailer
@Jeffro5564
@Jeffro5564 Жыл бұрын
Imagine that movie reaching $400 million dollars worldwide haha
@dokkal
@dokkal Жыл бұрын
@@Jeffro5564 Bottoms of Turtle Island must be made!
@huggablecat9456
@huggablecat9456 Жыл бұрын
Ever since someone pointed out Bert says “I” in every sentence, you can’t unhear it. Everything is about him.
@tylerprince3496
@tylerprince3496 Жыл бұрын
Ah who cares, dudes hilarious
@PortalPuddle
@PortalPuddle Жыл бұрын
He has a serious case of Main Character Syndrome 💀
@fujickawa
@fujickawa Жыл бұрын
that’s probably the main reason why I don’t listen to anything Bert says or does. He hijacks the conversation and makes it about him. Every time
@donavanmiller3824
@donavanmiller3824 Жыл бұрын
@@tylerprince3496 no he’s only funny to people dumber than him
@lkenshi666
@lkenshi666 Жыл бұрын
@@fujickawasure listened enough to comment
@NATISADIDJAM
@NATISADIDJAM Жыл бұрын
Between Bobby struggling with the analogies and Bert sinking in the chair 🙌🏼 I was dying
@FinalKillCamMan
@FinalKillCamMan Жыл бұрын
The way Andrew is mixing that bucket is So funny! He’s acting like that Bert’s normal cup. 😂😂😂
@greenmonk941991
@greenmonk941991 Жыл бұрын
Mateo is such a loved dude. You can tell everyone lit up when he walked in the door
@rootedmonlith5819
@rootedmonlith5819 Жыл бұрын
Bobby slowly being cooked by Bert and Andrew was so funny to watch, they even convinced the slept king to do pushups.
@scottwardADD
@scottwardADD Жыл бұрын
After a year and some change, I've finally watched all of the Bad Friends episodes. I was scared when early on they said 3 years was it but here we are! This has been a ride. It's inspired me to seek out local comedy venues and (maybe soon) try some open mic stuff. I just missed you visiting in Portland, but I'm excited to see the inevitable next tour. Your entire group is fantastic and I'm looking forward to more of this. Thanks to all of my other bad friends out there!
@Tac0maAr0ma
@Tac0maAr0ma Жыл бұрын
Nobody can question my love for Bad Friends after having to sit through an hour of Bert
@stevenfairweather
@stevenfairweather Жыл бұрын
🤣
@SuperNiels91
@SuperNiels91 Жыл бұрын
For real, the dude didn't make me laugh once. Surprisingly, his movie is getting dunked on, 24% on Rotten Tomatoes at the moment.
@danielorta182
@danielorta182 Жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t believe that Bert and this movie is a true story. But whatever…
@lucasbennett7717
@lucasbennett7717 Жыл бұрын
I went in expecting this ep to be a slug but it wasn't so bad tbh, his movie looks like garbage though, really stretching that one joke he has as far as it can go lol
@lilguaro
@lilguaro Жыл бұрын
​@@danielorta182 it's exaggerated but the actual events of him robbing the train with the mafia is true. Multiple classmates of his have came out and said that he did it.
@jerrogs
@jerrogs Жыл бұрын
Bad Friends movie would be great. Like the simplest plot would be fun, like bobby losing his wallet and Andrew helping him to find it.
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Жыл бұрын
Santino: "Well, bud, when do last remember having it?" Bobby: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no! NO! Can I-? Can-i-can-i-can-i-can-i...Can I just say something? Mkay? Alright....If I remembered where I had it last - mkay? Then I'd remember where it was an-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO! NO!!! Stop!! Then I'd remember where I'd had it last, right? And then I'd remember where it was - okay? - and then it WOULDN'T BE FUCKING LOST YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?"
@savagestyles1606
@savagestyles1606 Жыл бұрын
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 fire name and the comment made me laugh. For real fire alien name I want it
@4bidn.Knwldg
@4bidn.Knwldg 3 ай бұрын
I think Bobbys personality makes people forget that hes been around for 10-15 years longer than most people on this show 😂 hes not nearly as clueless as he plays into
@CL-hl8ui
@CL-hl8ui Жыл бұрын
Bert’s comment about how movie theatres are like grandparents 🥺 I’ll be going to see The Machine for sure, and if Bobbo and Andrew make one you best believe I’ll be first in line!
@sspsp6545
@sspsp6545 11 ай бұрын
I did. It sucked.
@carson11699
@carson11699 Жыл бұрын
Bert being so lower to the ground then the other guy in the exact same chair is gold
@parisab6
@parisab6 Жыл бұрын
The chair height difference between Matteo and Bert! 😂
@odinspawn4274
@odinspawn4274 4 ай бұрын
Bert's idea for Bobby's Better than me show is a gold mine😂
@shawnweber8524
@shawnweber8524 Жыл бұрын
The camera not even showing Bert saying "thank you for being a bad friend" 😭🤣
@youmakemehappy7
@youmakemehappy7 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@beavsinator
@beavsinator Жыл бұрын
Podcast fans rip on Bert and Bobby for interrupting people all the time. But when they are together it is undeniable comedy gold.
@winterc.2476
@winterc.2476 Жыл бұрын
What? Bobby interrupting is not a problem. Bert and Brendan interrupting bc they're alcoholics with zero attention span is something else.
@juanjimenez384
@juanjimenez384 Жыл бұрын
@52:36 I love how Mateo appreciated Andrew’s PERFECT vocal fader when humming 😂 so subtle but perfect So much attention to detail
@lc4328
@lc4328 Жыл бұрын
Bert on the floor killed me 😂
@titogeesoon
@titogeesoon Жыл бұрын
The transition from Bobby not showing up on events, to being a McDonald's Ice Cream Maker is on point hahahahaha.
@tsmcghee8907
@tsmcghee8907 Жыл бұрын
Lol the analogy of Bobby being a McDonald's ice cream machine was so apt.
@violetnoire8253
@violetnoire8253 Ай бұрын
I'm so glad when comedians bring up Janeane Garofalo. I've loved her all my life and it's a shame she doesn't do many podcasts or interviews, so I don't get to see her or hear about her a lot. But it's awesome to know she's also loved by other comedians. I would have loved to hear Matteo talk about her.
@justinbrooks9241
@justinbrooks9241 Жыл бұрын
I wasnt watching the podcast just listening to it and I started crying when i looked back at the screen and seen how low Bert was in the chair 😂
@bhseigel
@bhseigel Жыл бұрын
bobby slowly dying like the inflatable chair as he listens to how content, and satisfied Bert is with his own life.
@elijahr0ck730
@elijahr0ck730 Жыл бұрын
The more I watch the easier it is to see how bobby makes enemies so easily
@FederalBureauOf.Investigation
@FederalBureauOf.Investigation Жыл бұрын
Bobby lees face when Bert was talking about fucking 😂😂
@Dinco422
@Dinco422 Жыл бұрын
I fuuucking love how this fucking episode started, omfg! The best!
@shadyxxx1876
@shadyxxx1876 Жыл бұрын
Bobby laugh and clapping totally went unnoticed at 4:25 😂😂😂
@aaabbbccc985
@aaabbbccc985 Жыл бұрын
Totally sarcastic and jealous.
@casualviewing1096
@casualviewing1096 Жыл бұрын
I love Bobby, he can be such a twat to people 😂
@shadyxxx1876
@shadyxxx1876 Жыл бұрын
@@casualviewing1096 I love when it’s not hidden at all too
@serenayflamenca
@serenayflamenca Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@bronchialbrunch
@bronchialbrunch Жыл бұрын
He's so good at being a dick about things lmao
@mneiheiserable
@mneiheiserable Жыл бұрын
Bart sitting on the floor when Mateo arrives is outstanding...😂
@biaoczerwonywilk3109
@biaoczerwonywilk3109 Жыл бұрын
Berts alcoholism makes me feel so much better about myself 😂
@misanthr0pic
@misanthr0pic Жыл бұрын
that’s sad lmao. that’s what it takes, eh?
@spacee_girl
@spacee_girl Жыл бұрын
@@misanthr0pic yes😂 starting at happy hour is at least a lil better than bart’s classic 8am drink & cigar
@franklinpembleton
@franklinpembleton Жыл бұрын
Beets gonna be one of the guys that lives to 102 too
@juliopatino9527
@juliopatino9527 Жыл бұрын
He’s a millionaire tho lol
@corporatepropaganda
@corporatepropaganda 5 ай бұрын
I love how when Bobby starts talking about Bert's "mesmerizing" package when he saw him naked, Bert immediately starts talking about his shoulders and his PR😂😂
@hazyrob
@hazyrob Жыл бұрын
27:10 Imagine Bobby actually getting in shape and just gets JACKED!! 😂😂😂💪💪💪
@casualviewing1096
@casualviewing1096 Жыл бұрын
And then swoops in on Christina 😂
@danielorta182
@danielorta182 Жыл бұрын
That’s all can happen is imagine
@Erikkkolivarezzz1937
@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 Жыл бұрын
17:02 i know this is just a joke, but god this is why i love Bobby, he’s gonna swoop in on Christina, this is gonna turn into #Bobby&ChristinaGate
@Sharni_100
@Sharni_100 Жыл бұрын
Bobby saying he’d swoop on Christina .. and bert saying he’s a good truck Asian 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
@stevenchristarooni
@stevenchristarooni Жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone embody the word masticate better than Bert. He doesn't chew. He masticates
@deuceph
@deuceph Жыл бұрын
Mateo needs a whole hour in Bad Friends. He's funny
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
I hope so hard he’s a guest soon.
@kyleb8596
@kyleb8596 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Matteo is fucking great. Jess Kirson and Ms. Pat round out top 3 podcast guests. They can all hang with anyone.
@boogieman468
@boogieman468 Жыл бұрын
No thanks
@iwanttoliveinthewoods
@iwanttoliveinthewoods Жыл бұрын
Bobby's push up form is actually great
@himynameiscorey
@himynameiscorey Жыл бұрын
Matteo was the perfect addition I didn’t see coming 😂😂
@ijuiceem2783
@ijuiceem2783 Жыл бұрын
Great episode! keep bad friends going 1000 Eps!!
@kinuorthel8096
@kinuorthel8096 Жыл бұрын
It's just puzzling how something this dumb and fun can be also absolute honesty and wholesomeness
@lachlancomport9470
@lachlancomport9470 Жыл бұрын
There's a life lesson hidden in this show!
@ThisISTaee
@ThisISTaee Жыл бұрын
You guys seriously start the week off so good for all of us💯
@tfxchronotfx2488
@tfxchronotfx2488 Жыл бұрын
Perfect 👌
@user-zh3xj8bv8p
@user-zh3xj8bv8p 5 ай бұрын
The way the chair just goes through the episode and he don't give a fuck 😂😂
@Ubiquitous_1
@Ubiquitous_1 9 ай бұрын
Bert sinking is hilarious. Matteo sitting next to him emphasizing how much he's sunk just takes me out. I can't stop cracking up. 🤣
@izraeltaylor353
@izraeltaylor353 Жыл бұрын
every episode yall should poke a hole in the chair for every guest cause watching the chair slowly deflate is the funniest thing ive seen in a while lmao
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
The more I watched it the funnier it got 😂
@evangelionl0vr857
@evangelionl0vr857 Жыл бұрын
When they zoomed out for the push-ups and I saw just how far he had sank down I lost it.
@P.dripps92
@P.dripps92 Жыл бұрын
I think Bart saying tom Segura is not relatable anymore because he’s not fat, is one of the smartest things he has ever said 😂
@napoleondynamite6993
@napoleondynamite6993 Жыл бұрын
And 🐷 noises and yes absolutely 😂
@RonPaulPatriots
@RonPaulPatriots Жыл бұрын
Bobby is so very star struck it's hilarious
@gomacabre
@gomacabre Жыл бұрын
Bobby always throws gandalf into his make-believe stories 😂
@CATALYSTdrummer
@CATALYSTdrummer Жыл бұрын
This was such a great ep!! Didn't feel forced or put on at all. Love to all these dudes!
@BigDJC-pd2wm
@BigDJC-pd2wm Жыл бұрын
I cant stop laughing looking at Mateo looking down on Bert sinking in the chair
@HowTeq
@HowTeq Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm impressed with Bobby's pushup form. It's better than a lot of what people show online and think is good. Love you guys
@TRIGGAMAN_LOCO
@TRIGGAMAN_LOCO Жыл бұрын
Godamn Tito’s “i bet i can throw a football over them mountains” fucking killed me 😂
@jellybingus416
@jellybingus416 Жыл бұрын
Okay well I can't be the only one who teared up at the twinkie story. It was actually very touching.
@jordanporter327
@jordanporter327 Жыл бұрын
When Burt says, "I might be finding my trauma right now" and the cut goes to fancy and the other guy smiling from ear to ear I lost it!
@Paul-go4ie
@Paul-go4ie Жыл бұрын
No bro I can’t with Bobby’s “WHAT DO YOU MEAN ???” To bring food truck asian 😭😭
@hannahkait7506
@hannahkait7506 Жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast hands down (our pants)
@lucyn9967
@lucyn9967 Жыл бұрын
The moment that Matteo sits down and you see the difference of height in the chairs.. killed me. Well done!! 👏🏻👏🏻
@lemonade1245
@lemonade1245 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Andrew called Bobby out on his crazy wrestling from 40 years ago lol
@gs4797
@gs4797 Жыл бұрын
I love the idea that Bobby was wearing bowling shoes while does those push ups
@Stoner_boy
@Stoner_boy Жыл бұрын
Oh no Bert why are you drinking Mulaney Light🤣🤣🤣
@see-el
@see-el Жыл бұрын
John mulaney?
@cliffburton534
@cliffburton534 Жыл бұрын
Bert seems so much more chill and comfortable than he does most of the time. Shout out to Bad Friends for facilitating that. Wish we could see more of this Bert.
@J4ME5_
@J4ME5_ Жыл бұрын
its the alcohol
@bellacton
@bellacton Жыл бұрын
Hungover and trying to cope
@MommaLousKitchen
@MommaLousKitchen Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!! 💯
@pr1zrak576
@pr1zrak576 Жыл бұрын
They literally grounded him, boozed him, and put a gay man beside him; that's what calms him, so now we know.
@MommaLousKitchen
@MommaLousKitchen Жыл бұрын
@@pr1zrak576 🤣💀
@brianhenry5992
@brianhenry5992 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how long I can tolerate Bert's obnoxious ass laugh but I'll try
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