Ep. 127 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss why Tom got into an altercation at a dog park, Kodak Black getting shot, Jenna Jameson's illness, Kevin Hart's Gucci pants, and Tom's experiences at the Buffalo Bills facility and Chef Jose Andres' restaurant Jaleo. Josh Potter was just on tour with Bert, this leads the Bears to compare and contrast how the two of them tour. Also Bert may be joining OnlyFans!
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[@bballboy0019]

Berts arms look like when a child flexes and there’s nothing going on but you tell them “Wow so strong”

[@emilye.k4502]

Tom’s solo podcast should have been called “As I Was Saying…”

[@EyemBobbyMom]

Idk why, but angry Tom makes me feel so safe and warm inside. Like a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie.

[@PepeSi1via]

These two having a conversation is just my brain. One voice just talking incessantly while the other voice has to decipher any value to the ongoing torrent of nonsense.

[@ian-sauer]

Bert and Schaub should have a podcast together where they each drink 20 different types of beverage while interrupting eachother constantly.

[@1spankit]

Bert is all over the place. God Bless Tom

[@teelorp8306]

Can you put a shock collar on Bert for one episode and everytime he doesn't finish a thought he gets zapped? That would be really neat!

[@silkbutter]

Tom’s favorite topic really is talking about how to chop up bodies. You can see how engaged he became the moment Brent asked him.

[@Ryan-ws3ui]

I've listened to 4 minutes so far and Bart is on his 10th tangent. Can we get blinders for him?

[@Finding_Elysium]

This podcast is really just Bert following his thoughts vocally which include about 6 tangents per thought and Tommy two buns sitting there with his hands clasped while looking at Bert with his head slightly tilted and a slight "I can't believe he's still talking" expression.

[@huk-uf7ut]

bert is like a child constantly looking for validation from daddy tom, and tom never wants to put him or his ideas down so hes just like yeah sure buddy.

[@gekquad116]

There could be an entirely separate podcast where Todd finishes the stories Bart interrupts.

[@ryant390]

Native will definitely blow Bert out of the water in this weight loss competition.

[@2mis2TL86]

Brent trying to not interrupt Tom’s dog park story is amazing, he looks like he might explode 😂

[@jeovoniivezaj]

Tom: “You would need a chainsaw!”

[@absoluteastonishment5982]

Bert talking about The Game

[@MrTowelsplug]

Bert makes me realize my adhd is annoying to others. He doesnt mask at ALL and its inspiring 😂👌🏼😵

[@dylanlongwell1826]

Bert trembling trying to flex his fat arms 😂

[@floatingdoor]

I like how Brent is the host of two of his own podcast. Really cool that he lets Tom on all the time for one of them.

[@revmaxproductions]

Everyone needs to start yelling "Ragu!" at Bart everywhere he goes.