Badgerclops' New Crystals

[@fondestbeef9522]

I wish I had someone who treats me like how badgerclops treated those beignets

[@feedme8436]

Stop it Get some help

[@ProjectAwesomes]

that's one dirty/open relationship lol

[@steampunkemo9211]

My mom was in the other room and could see this happening and I had to spend 20 minutes telling her that I didn't know this show would do that XD

[@kirakardashian8996]

Me too.

[@user-ig6bg7rl1w]

You gotta take a moment to realize that Griff had to actually make those noises. Someone had to animate this. Someone THOUGHT of this. Someone thought it was ok to SHOW.

[@akfjskngksj]

Imagine how much FUN badgerclops’ voice actor had while acting out that one part- *insert Lenny face*

[@thespy4131]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@hollyhapgood8743]

What do you mean-

[@dewarz1547]

I wish I could be a Voice actor one day and Voice act scenes like...ehem....this❤

[@YourFriendlyViewerMan]

How do you do the Lenny face?

[@riyacutewolf2895]

😁😁

[@deadhearthotline]

"Light of my life. Wind in my sails." **uwu**

[@HarbingerOfWAH]

Ah yes, Badgermao at it's finest.

[@firespirit383]

@@stormichow5325 i thought he only stated they weren't a couple?

[@matti.8465]

@@stormichow5325 He only talked about how he intended Badgerclops and Maomao to be a very close friendship because the tags in the post he reblogged were talking about how much they liked that bond.

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

@@stormichow5325 He's fine with people shipping it but his intention here is to show a positive male relationship where they're not afraid to show affection. In itself the shipping wasn't a problem _until_ some "fans" decided it would be cool to harass Parker because he doesn't want their ship to happen.

[@midnightartist43]

I thought he head the love of my life 😂

[@spastickid218]

Okay but can we just take a moment to talk about Mao Mao and Adorabat's SCREAMING when BC straight up yoinked them about half a kilometer away? 3:42

[@doctoc1334]

And how unphased this bitch was to yoinking them

[@needtoknow29]

Mao: That's was little mean. Adorabat: You said we hade to protect our friends feelings, but she's not my friend. Me: OH MY... HOT DAMN!!!!

[@kell2967]

It’s actually Mao Mao Mao

[@heaventhehedgecat4871]

@@kell2967 🤣🤣🤣

[@starraesky]

“She's not my friend" ~mood of 2019

[@depressedthoughts]

Oop-

[@makokat7]

Mood of 2020: HOW DARE U?!

[@birdthief4723]

0:34 fandom: *ships mao mao and badger clops Mao Mao writers: fine, ill do it myself.

[@durratulaishah3703]

Lol

[@elinacarmina3050]

Exact words from Parker Simmons: "Ship what you like, but the intent is to show a positive, affectionate male friendship without fear or reservation. Something that was only mocked when I was a kid. Not only in media, but in my actual life. We don’t have them refer to each other as friends as a denial or cop-out, it’s what they are to each other. Like Ann and Leslie on Parks and Rec. A thing I’ve never really seen with male characters, and thought was overdue."

[@ZaiketsuKumori]

@@elinacarmina3050 Okay whatever you say but they're totally gay tho

[@elinacarmina3050]

Some Anon I didn’t say it, Mr. Simmons said it.

[@rawrdotcom]

I ship him with kingy boi :3

[@clothebrotato]

1:48 THIS PART STARTED HAPPENING WHEN MY DAD WALKED IN MY ROOM AND I LITERALLY THREW MY COMPUTER ACROSS THE ROOM I SHOULD HAVE SWTICHED TO PORN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER TO EXPLAIN

[@depressedthoughts]

*E W!*

[@hierarchyofmood1220]

I mean yh but still gotta be arkward also R.I.P Ur computer

[@qadenchilds964]

This Scarred my CHILDHOOD

[@beastwarsFTW]

Suprisingly my dad understands that, sugar is like a drug to him.

[@oasis9615]

CloTheBrotato anime when my parents walk in

[@cubeman9766]

4:20 that one tracer on DeviantArt when you tell them there tracing

[@askaboutmud]

Teehee 420

[@itsyourbestfriendspinel6738]

420

[@smaple6173]

420

[@Vick_or_somethin]

420

[@Dinoenuggets]

420

[@GFCOLCQuote]

You said we had to protect our *friend's* feelings... *She's not my friend.*

[@CoolGuyAnubis]

1:44 “this is a kids show don’t worr-“ WTF

[@depressedthoughts]

T o g e t h e r ~ *EW!*

[@cleanchimera3870]

"Kid show Safety Laws Prepare to Be Ignored!"

[@xxgingarsnupz3363]

so is he just gonna suck it until it's creamy filling comes out? ;>

[@oreo_6206]

@@xxgingarsnupz3363 ok thats fucking it i hate all of you

[@lukedelameter7961]

Quote Robbie Rotten, “Don’t let your kids watch it!”

[@beigebagels4344]

Adorabat's voice actor really puts her all into her lines, huh? It's nice, I hope she's having fun voicing them :)

[@Jessebonnie]

Her screams- i hope her voice actor is okay :

[@TriggerzConnors]

She does drink water and rest about 5 minutes

[@offbranddorito9668]

How did badgerclops literally making out with a pastry get okayed by the network? I'm not usually someone who would edit a comment, I would just like to say that I am not proud that this is my most liked comment. Not proud at all.

[@pebbledelor]

Bcusss it's CN

[@gnat5597]

Regular Show and Adventure Time had some strong language/parts in it.

[@diegokaqui60]

Gumball has made pretty worst stuff. Hell. Emembwr that time he slept with a hitdogguy

[@cofeespear4992]

Making out?! I thought he was lowkey mouth fu*king it!

[@user-ig6bg7rl1w]

How did Griff manage to make these noises without dying.

[@dragonking5767]

4:31 Adorabat is such a MOOODD I LOVE HER!!!!!

[@megadon_]

Cartoon Network: We want to be family friendly. *Also Cartoon Network* : 1:47

[@aracelimilner120]

My parent:well I did let you play fortnitte

[@Joenaban]

Also your likes : 69

[@gregcharles3240]

69 likes. Nice.

[@dewarz1547]

This scene made Badgerclops my favorite character of the show. (At First it was Mao Mao, but this made me change my mind.)

[@thatlowqualityblaziken7005]

BRUHHHH MAKES SENSE

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

2:58 His smell melting down the candles is such a cool detail

[@mcreeper1695]

Correct me Mao mao = crying cat meme Badgerclops = screaming marmot Adorabat = a puppy with wings

[@stormichow5325]

Actually, the last one is very accurate, Adorabat barks at the monster in Sugar Berry Fever.

[@Shahzad-ss1jq]

She's a Chihuahua in my opinion Tiny yet aggressive

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Just tell him "Bathe or divorce."

[@localwargod3421]

6:10 my parents trying to get me to wake up to go to school

[@dewarz1547]

Dude, sameeeeeeee

[@artfreak4134]

"It's so cold"

[@SarahDaWolfYT]

1:30 I’M DYING OH MY GOD HELP I CAN’T B R E A T H E

[@SarahDaWolfYT]

I’VE BEEN WHEEZING FOR 7 MINUTES STRAIGHT

[@depressedthoughts]

*E W !*

[@samuelanimates7334]

It’s all fun and games until badgerclops starts loving on a beignet

[@Mercuryflan]

My eyes was in shock..😵

[@plarpman]

“And I still wanna get lunch, I’m also lonely” That is a mood

[@Dinoenuggets]

**my friends begging me to chat with them** Sorry Queen has post So I'm Abandoning you all ✌

[@depressedthoughts]

*THATS WHAT MY CRYSTALS ARE FOR*

[@Pepperrrk]

Adorabat: "you said we're supposed to protect our FRIENDS feelings- She's not my friend!" :as she shows up at a friends only party in "flyaway":

[@scrubstatus123]

I'm calling it that Kevin is gonna betray everyone one day

[@fredbillsworth8311]

I love this headcanon.

[@smileyfacegr6691]

I believe Slim Pigguns and Pinky are more suspicious

[@doctoc1334]

SmileyFace GR Pinky is too obvious though lol, he’s already a horrible person 😂

[@RoboThot711]

No way he's just a wittle boy :(

[@ItsJustTeddington]

Me: Loud noises aren't funny! Adorabat: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaAAaaAaaaaaAaa Me: That's pretty funny.

[@yellowhawk01]

That’s like 70% of her dialogue and 30% is just being cute

[@-hottea-9014]

*Badgerclops x beignets* Im sorry I had to *pow pow* Xtra Edit- omg. Thanks for these likes

[@s0ckaii_007]

It's ok You actually *had* to

[@needtoknow29]

Seems like that's the only ship thats could be cannon

[@pussinboots838]

I wanna die now now

[@s0ckaii_007]

@@needtoknow29 *-Y e s-*

[@hopeslover6778]

needtoknow29 What does that mean?

[@tsukibae7374]

Badgerclops making out with food is just- Hilarious

[@sadbugzz]

2:57 *mao mao causally gets yeeted out of a window*

[@mochizukiii4127]

yote*

[@sadbugzz]

@@mochizukiii4127 yeottted

[@tdimybeloved]

@@mochizukiii4127 what's yote

[@mochizukiii4127]

that one youtuber// the past tense of yote

[@doctoc1334]

This motherfucking comment I love it

[@kotozaki-p]

Moral: *put on freaking deoderant.* Edit: Can I point out Badgerclops’ voice crack? 1:17

[@Darkcyndermaya]

Never let Badgerclops on the Internet. I don't want him to discover what happens. Also; you're totally right the crystals are definitely MLM. Also the critism part is a good lesson.

[@warwulf1889]

He could handle the internet about as well as Zigzag Zombrowski.

[@Stormwolf4]

We just need an episode dedicated to how amazing Benny and Penny are

[@victowave7066]

2:06 Trust me, neither one of those was my reaction

[@8spider895]

*f E A r*

[@depressedthoughts]

*EW!*

[@ethanrockon6761]

*Scare*

[@rougestarlight4308]

Same

[@andrewtighe5461]

3:43 Adorabat's scream always cracks me up!

[@doctoc1334]

“Dies of death” Me: *is confusion*

[@vjapple3083]

This show is about two warrior dads raising their adorable little shit of a child

[@killerfoxraspberryplays8903]

I’m looking forward to cobbler representing mao mao mao repressed homosexuality episode

[@rae-rae8005]

Same

[@rae-rae8005]

@@ImCookieSparx a worse sin is criticism on A FAKE NICKNAME. And besides, YOU aren't allowed to say what's a sin when a goofy name really isn't a sin.

[@lonelyspirit1370]

@@ImCookieSparx No

[@pussinboots838]

@@rae-rae8005 instead of shunning criticism, use it.

[@KingkyLeor]

..... ok, i did NOT saw it that way.... i like it, i like the way you think

[@m_e_s_o_t_h_e_l_i_o_m_a]

2:23 My face before I began laughing my ass off at that scene- XDDD

[@sat.5709]

*hHhHiiiii* *whAt ArE u GuYs wHiSpERinG aBoUt!?*

[@depressedthoughts]

oH wE weRe juSt adMirinG yOuR cryStA-

[@kittyyoutuber9]

@@depressedthoughts *death noises*

[@andygrvs]

*tHeY aRe PrEtTy DoPe HuH*

[@cyanity1017]

2:55 - 2:57 *Footage of a daughter accidentally murdering her adoptive dad*

[@natalielara9573]

I really laugh so hard

[@StarChild529]

"What's that? You want me to....EAT YOU?~~"

[@depressedthoughts]

Oh my T-This is all happening so fast~

[@15prime8]

More like, "you want me to...fuck you?~"

[@bread-muncher]

Food 😐

[@dewarz1547]

,,W-wait, you said you're nervous too?" (CONTINUE THE TEXT~❤)

[@YourFriendlyViewerMan]

@@dewarz1547 well gosh uhm... M-maybe we can be nervous together~

[@fluffywolfo3663]

"IT DAAAEEEEAAAAEEEH" Ah, a man of culture I see

[@riyacutewolf2895]

Hii

[@Hieterk.0]

1:36 Food Fetish plz help badger and his sexual content

[@trinidadiannerd]

Lycanuxx prisim fun fact badgers IRL get hungry really quick so they constantly eat most badgers die do to starving actually

[@Hieterk.0]

@@trinidadiannerd thx for the fun fact

[@trinidadiannerd]

Lycanuxx prisim no problem

[@IncorrectHB]

No one: Bagerclops: *_Has sex with beignets_* I love these vids, its the only way I watch this show lol

[@kell2883]

At this point, this show would’ve been better as an adult cartoon

[@chrisossu2070]

No, the humor only works when they are forced to push against the censors. Remember what happened with Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon?

[@Giantalfe]

@@chrisossu2070 oh boy...that.

[@AnahhhAnimates]

that one scean look like they just read a fanfic and they said " okay so were going to take this part of this fanfic and put it in and the teens and adults will get the joke haha" -- cartoon network

[@4ngel405]

0:24 Sowwy I did weawise picking them was iwegall ówò úwù

[@firespirit383]

Should've thought of that before you you became a dirty thief kevin. I'm gonna have to call

[@firespirit383]

YOUR MOM

[@4ngel405]

Temmie lee SLAPS PIECE OF PAPER

[@firespirit383]

@@4ngel405 mao mao: You cannot tell him the truth

[@kingoftheworld6214]

@@firespirit383 what the FUCK

[@AnonymousViewer]

6:10 - I just realized this scene is referencing Rambo: First Blood.

[@willisyazzie9016]

:0

[@geardog24]

5:37 This is sadly not the weirdest vore I've seen on KZbin.

[@trinidadiannerd]

geardog24 their literally in a monsters asshole

[@aracelimilner120]

I feel like rule 34 wi-oh no,oh no rule 34 is right behind m-

[@shootingstar1304]

Student: sweats a drop the size of a tooth Teacher: 4:04

[@urmom-mq1fy]

bruh at the beginning of the episode i had to replay it because badgerclops called adorabat ‘baby’ (or so the CN captions say) and it was wholesome

[@-vern-846]

Badger cops: I hate showering Minutes later Mao mao sprays water on him Badger cops:AHHHHHHH ITS SO COLD

[@pae4321]

Bc got some better hair than me 🍧 plus the bun scene What the fu-

[@certifyundeadrose1679]

I know right

[@sentostar]

5:18 , badgerclops be like *_IM MARY POPPINS YALL_*

[@excelll3332]

0:34 Now try tell me that he doesn’t feel any sort of emotions towards Badgerclops

[@doctoc1334]

Yeah that was so fucking wholesome

[@Sillygoose183]

Excel Okafor I talk about my friends like that all the time. And I’m pretty sure I don’t like them

[@doctoc1334]

Fonty Go-lucky Don’t ruin it 😂

[@elinacarmina3050]

Nobody said he didn't feel any emotions towards Badgerclops.

[@stormichow5325]

Because two male characters can be friends without there being romance involved.

[@luca377bazooka]

“I still kinda wanna get lunch I’m also lonely”

[@shadix9738]

2:55 Adorabat:KAME HAME HAAAAAAA Me singing in spanish: ese compa ya esta muertooooo Namas no le avisarooooooooo Mao Mao: AAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@consuelomadelen]

JAJAJJA LOL

[@dultadros]

Oof!

[@depressedthoughts]

Heh, just kidding im full.

[@redsoldier-americanboot6111]

"Hasta la vista, baby"

[@MakenziesCuteLandOfficial]

​@@depressedthoughtsWHAT?!

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

5:18 Badgerclops: “I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”

[@SolrSurfr3]

Did I just watch Badgerclops make out with a pastry?

[@fredbillsworth8311]

Yep

[@smileyfacegr6691]

Yes

[@beastwarsFTW]

The weirdest part it I see stuff like this all the time. You ever seen a vegan try to convince you tofu is meat?

[@ireallywantmydadback599]

Yes.. yes you did..

[@hollyhapgood8743]

It's hard to understand, I know. But yes, my boi did.

[@BiggyJoyBoy]

"Badgerclops is a wonderful guy" OOOOOOOOH HES GAY!

[@BiggyJoyBoy]

Elina Carmina I- shit you got me there buster

[@adrianrandom3448]

@@elinacarmina3050 so much bull, we have DECADES positive make friendships, NOT ONLY DO WE NOT HAVE ENOUGH QUEER MALE REPRESENTATION, PEOPLE THAT ARE DATING CAN STILL BE FRIENDS, what a stupid comment from the creator.

[@elinacarmina3050]

Chill out. He said you can ship what you ant.

[@geardog24]

Hey who doesn't have that one friend who hates showering?

[@matthewwilliams8267]

And if you don't...it's you. Don't argue. It's the only truth

[@qizzeqswir3061]

1:46 DAMN!! I thought this was a kids show!!!!😂😂😂

[@GuyWithChainsaw]

Kevin is such a bad Child... He breaks the law in every episode!

[@ArcticaTheFox]

Lmao, the ending is hilarious XD he was just running away from his hygiene problems.

[@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377]

"*Dies of death*" -SLB 2019

[@oreoloki8872]

1:45 I couldn’t even get halfway through without breaking (take that as you wish~) then when I came back and saw him devour it, I just died even harder. Again, I rewinded, watching it all dying laughing. But when I saw the whole room full of beignets and his face and moan, I damn near saw Jesus I was laughing so hard. My chest was hurtin, I was wheezing, my throat was even hurting. And god damn me if the subtitles and editing didn’t make it better. God damn it I love you spooky ❤️

[@olive06]

Dude, Badgerclops X Beignet is the best ship in this show so far.

[@koichidignitythief7429]

beignet

[@doctoc1334]

Banyae is the absolute waifu

[@koichidignitythief7429]

@@doctoc1334 BEIGNET

[@olive06]

@@koichidignitythief7429 Also thx for spelling that correctly. I actually just guessed on how to spell it. Lemme edit my comment real quick. Thanks again uwu

[@bluemoonavp2592]

*I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN BADGERCLOPS STARTED MAKING OUT WITH THAT BEIGNET LMFAO*

[@Jesteringaround]

I ship Penny and Benny. So pure that I cry

[@snowyfriends8735]

Himiko Yumeno same tho if they twins or siblings then rip

[@MJMcKenzie322]

Why do I keep finding Danganronpa characters in this guy’s comment sections?

[@gamebearart7675]

You ship is canon, rejoice. 🎉🎉🎉

[@Jesteringaround]

MJ McKenzie Because this person is a editing god

[@rpgerblue1363]

@@MJMcKenzie322 speaking of, the new episodes today had a danganronpa sound effect

[@PinaaaColaaa]

0:26 Kevin, you prickly pear of cute

[@TrueAsianGamer]

Never clicked so fast in my life! Like ur vids!!! :D

[@kascali644]

:) she's cool!

[@ruttsuco.804]

3:18 Adorabat is ready to kill someone

[@MJMcKenzie322]

Isn’t she always? Behind that cute exterior is the reincarnation of Tiny Tina

[@Skipsjack]

Mao Mao and the adventures of Make It Gayer

[@zandrethegiant]

The last few seconds of the episode is just the musky husky comic

[@winstongchurtil]

Mao mao's expressions are just legendary XD

[@lunabat1911]

tHe fucking beignet part was pure g o l d

[@veronicaviveros4144]

Kevin always suffers from anxiety

[@horakhtythecreator6911]

I can't believe Badgerclops bought craigslist J.O Crystals

[@rokechikan4481]

1:25 : Huh, I wonder why he was wheezing so much 1:47 : WOW, THINGS WENT FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED REAL FAST! *Is now also wheezing*

[@jambon2730]

2:50 at this moment, she knew... SHE FUCKED UP

[@devontamosley4487]

Badgerclops: *Pulls me into a hug* Get back here or your under arrest. Me: 💀💀💀💀

[@arandomcamper5403]

*If you thought the beignet scene was dirty, wait till you see the mayo scene with pinky*

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

It's comInG Up it's CoMIng UP its COmInG UP. *_IT DARE_*

[@PrincessCB465]

Those villagers from the Great Plains deserved to get burned down by Badgerclops after laughing at him, his bangs made my heart go U////W////U

[@anthonybanjak1000]

That ending scene felt so right.

[@MunExe]

1:37 It was at this moment I wished more than ever I could forget about vore..

[@memeboi6942]

Me too.

[@justafillername8251]

Spooky. I have to tell you something really, REALLY important! You are AWESOME and I LOVE YOU,!

[@speakofthedevil8953]

This is why I fucking love adorabat

[@nak8490]

Badgerclops is emotionally complex, but still funny and cute.

[@daoineloingseoireachta4635]

Badgerclops is cheating on Mao Mao with some crystals, HOW DARE YOU BADGERCLOPS!?!?

[@Imperial8933]

The biggest betrayal was with the beignet.

[@daoineloingseoireachta4635]

@@Imperial8933 True

[@blehpp7192]

4:48 *intense flashbacks*

[@gelospetshop5539]

That scene alone is so ridiculous, it’s easily one of the most funniest scenes in the series. I literally corpsed everytime I saw this

[@thev216]

"dies of death" its my second favorite phrase now.

[@FnafandBendyFan2000]

0:41 I really like the way he looks OWO

[@C2K_Chuufis]

1:46 I CANT WITH THIS SCENE- 😂😭😳💀

[@crazybri8883]

BC :I hate showering M: ok sweetheart go get the hose A: yea I know

[@chrisossu2070]

_Gets hosed prison-style_

[@arih5069]

*IT'S SO COLD*

[@imAndrei2309]

Badgerclops must have take a bath of vinegar.

[@deathcard135]

1:42 *uncomfortable wheezing*

[@smokeyokami7598]

Why am I loving this so much I can’t get the POW POW thing out of my head now

[@noriakikakyoin8428]

2:10 ITS DAREEEEE where my Gorillaz fam at tho?♡

[@bingusparty1935]

The people wanted: ITS DARE! What they got:ITS DAAAAAAAARRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEAAAA