"INTERROGATING ZUCKERBERG" - A Bad Lip Reading

Tension mounted during Mark Zuckerberg's congressional hearing...
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[@williamrobinson6824]

No wonder he's taken over the world, he's got a "Frodo ring."

[@samg9878]

😂😂😂

[@user-gm6ho9sq2v]

I can't remember who this reminds me of

[@lemonquartz464]

I thought frodo ring were a jelly..a food.

[@williamrobinson6824]

@Anar Guluzadeh It's the ring. We need someone who can destroy it. Someone who cannot be corrupted by its ee-vil. Someone.. like you, perhaps?

[@williamrobinson6824]

@Anar Guluzadeh I don't know about all that. Maybe Bad Lip Reading will do a Torah video, make the Rabbis say crazy stuff. I'dd watch that!

[@Sfoof]

He acts more like a human being in the bad lip reading version than in real life

[@fshfood]

lol, he moves so robotically

[@hsmacaraig]

ikrr

[@sudilos1172]

Dun dun dunnnnn

[@agungredking9160]

Cmon, he just awkward guy..

[@RuminatingRaptor]

@2k GoDsZ Your tin foil hat is squishing your two remaining brain cells together. You might want to take it off.

[@viej3092]

these always feel like conversations you'd have in a dream

[@antaresalexandersporkyadda8008]

So many collabs born over America's #2 favorite alien.

[@serenalizinnqui8474]

woah that's so true! I never realized that before.

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

Or on psychedelics lol

[@Bugman541]

bruh

[@jmanpolo5611]

And have you thought about the streaming sky?

[@atom5949]

The only reason Mark gets away with all the flaws in Facebook nowadays because he agreed that WWI was awful

[@demon515]

Why are we even here then?

[@walmartshoppingcart2163]

He looks like he is constantly resisting the urge to blink horizontally

[@jaws6952]

Jesus

[@FerociousSniper]

Gills.

[@askeladden450]

I know this might be something really obvious, but exactly what species of reptiles does he belong to? I have been searching all over the internet but have come across conflicting answers. Please help and pardon for being so ignorant.

[@CodeWithLukas]

@@askeladden450 he has a face of a book reptile Get it?

[@centralprocessingunit2564]

You mean vertically

[@solozonemtb3681]

“Listen kid, blink if you’re not a lamp.”

[@sentientmeat96]

SopeCreekRider Z: 0.0 Congressman: Wweellllll....

[@alextynes9782]

Lol

[@abrarbw]

*DOESN'T BLINK*

[@nuraisyahr5495]

The guy behind him blinked though lol

[@mikahjohn2809]

I freakin LOOOST it when he said that!!!

[@Hutch2Much]

the amount the lips actually sync up is concerning and impressive

[@salvadorh]

Hutch2Much it really is

[@Alexisonfiresx]

Javier Corral *luke skywalker voice* THATS NOT TRUE!!! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[@warmadillo7553]

Javier Corral I don't think so.... I mean that's the whole purpose of the video

[@apolloapollo1028]

@Javier Corral if that were true they would've done it throughout the video

[@linkheroofhyrule9364]

@@apolloapollo1028 They dont need to, only in some sections where the lips dont match what is being interpreted.

[@InvisibleMinority]

Four years later and this is still one of the funniest things on KZbin.

[@jessehammer123]

I still say “do you think I might need to shave my head for a Frenchman? Because some people have said to me ‘you should shave your head!’…what do you think?” at least twice a month. My family thinks I’m weird.

[@joea.9969]

Are you blowin bubbles?Im gonna hafta spank yoooooou

[@joea.9969]

@@jessehammer123nah I still quote this “all this is just boring as beanz”

[@aureliosantiago2827]

Lmaoooo​@@jessehammer123

[@abu_staif]

I cant believe most of us have seen only this version of them talking and not the real one.

[@goldenblue8991]

Including me

[@izJordyGaming]

this is the real one

[@scooscotch1535]

To sit through it at least

[@burntrice4418]

@@izJordyGaming ikr like what are they talking about ?????

[@IAMSOUND99]

@@burntrice4418 cambridge analytica

[@jimhyang09]

"When I have the Facebook, then do I also have the internet?" 200 IQ Interrogation Questions

[@prasana_v]

69 likes. Nice

[@iamapokerface8992]

stfu

[@jonramsey36]

sad thing is, that's not far off from some of the questions they asked lol

[@thewatcher9480]

@@jonramsey36 true

[@jeevanpreetham562]

its more like on the upper infinity

[@nikkih2764]

"So if I have The Facebook, do I also have the internet?" I'm 99% sure one of them asked this question.

[@erichuang5785]

Is that a internet that you're talking about?

[@loveyourself755]

My turn : can we be friends later?

[@Mister.Fadi00]

What a silly Q

[@mardukgilgamesh1500]

Pretty much :/

[@jetison333]

@Logan Last Name have you ever smelled a girl's feet?

[@parkerflashmusic]

"I need you to smile" *smiles* "Good heavens thats horrible"

[@isheworthy]

"Please don't do that again for the rest of the night."

[@DharmaMidget]

This makes far more sense than the actual discussion.

[@CataclysmZA]

Watching this, and then the actual testimony, I'm convinced that this is what was actually going on.

[@themutatingvoice9107]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnu5hqybq51nZqs sign up please :)

[@themerovingian4252]

Wow, you're daft. Facebook zombie.

[@DharmaMidget]

The Merovingian Wow, you're sad.

[@micahturner6239]

A couple of senators brought up some really good questions that zuckerborg couldnt answer, and then others asked shit similar to this lol

[@raydunakin]

Zuckerberg looks like he hasn't seen sunlight in 30 years.

[@freespiritable]

And he has a mansion in Hawaii 😂😂

[@Vickycook90s]

Hahahahahhahaha funny

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

Zuckerbot is not inteded nor programmed for sunlight operation. Please only use indoors.

[@leonreynolds77]

He must never go outside at all to be that pale.

[@leonreynolds77]

He is a lamp.

[@MrHammyStar]

“Do you like your heart rate?” *I’ll get back to you about that*

[@Itsover-bj5ed]

😂😂😂😂

[@vannlo355]

HA X"D

[@aidanfranklin5420]

yep thats what he said

[@theswissmiss69]

eatmypow haha... finally someone who hates these comments which just repeat stuff in the video!

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

"Mr. Zuckerman" sort of flew under the radar but made me laugh really hard

[@MagesseT1]

Same here!

[@erynoise]

Mr Facebookman

[@alexharrison2743]

Absolutely, really got me to have a subtle joke like that among all the silliness

[@2telluthetruth]

Zuckerman's famous 🐖

[@Azilelom]

In conversation I always refer to him as zuckerf-k😅

[@mynaimrie]

I wonder if this is what deaf people lip read instead.

[@loopzoop5508]

As a deaf person, Wut?

[@vika0194]

Remember the Seinfeld episode when the deaf lip reader thought they said ”slept with” instead of ”swept with”

[@floo1465]

My mom is half-deaf, but she still has to mostly lip read, and she does it pretty well.

[@4kgelato]

666 likes

[@mynaimrie]

@@4kgelato lol thanks.😈

[@JS-sd2ul]

This is bad lip reading? Just looks like another day in Washington to me.

[@colinbrash]

It’s bad because they didn’t bother changing the script

[@angel_M422]

You win man lmao

[@billmers3219]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OpenYourMind313]

🤣👏 Fabook is horse manure!....Turd Satchel!

[@sirbughunter]

Omg, I just gave you your 666th like!!!!

[@JosephClayson]

"World War 1 was awful, do you agree?" "Yes" "Well... Why are we even here then?"

[@sharifekram1258]

Mr. zuckerman

[@youtubeyt5694]

That could work in any conversation if you think about it

[@charlessssssss]

KZbinYT explaim

[@youtubeyt5694]

@@charlessssssss WW1 was awful, do you agree?

[@charlessssssss]

KZbinYT Yes

[@FunkyCigarette]

3:43 "Lift your hand out like this, boy. Swing it out like this. You think it's hard? Believe me I could hold a hand in the air all day!"

[@BatmanHQYT]

They absolutely nailed it with that guy.

[@joea.9969]

Horse manure pule. Turd satchel! Those are Einsteins words.

[@raulbarros8077]

Wish I had that skill, I would probably run for senator if I could do it 😂

[@DavidDrouant]

Not all of us can be the winners@@raulbarros8077

[@SoCalDreaming87]

😂😂😂

[@yunkinto]

"do you think ww1 was awful?" "yes" "why are we even here then"

[@qsm__redpanda7637]

Di.... Did you seriously use quotes like that.

[@hamburglar8794]

@Ryan Gallagher yes

[@hamburglar8794]

@Ryan Gallagher Why are you keep asking people instead of just watching it.

[@Mizu-AM]

@Ryan Gallagher 2:28 😊

[@slimynuggets3363]

Just to suffer?

[@zedmouse]

“Blink if you’re not a lamp.” Zuck: 👁 ___ 👁

[@sanadbenali6993]

Wooh

[@NubeBuster]

He is like openEyes(); while (true) { sleep(100); } //unreachable code closeEyes();

[@mangouste3993]

@@NubeBuster he is like : 001011101010100101010100010100010100010101101011001010101001001010100101010101000101001010010101001001001001001011101010101001010001101010101000101110101010100101010101010101000010101010101001011010101001010101

[@SiriusZiriux]

Wooow. 🤤

[@SarastistheSerpent]

🛋

[@TNXaro]

"Give us a little smile to show that you can" *Smiles "Okay, Don't do that for the rest of today please"

[@ghostofpersia7096]

111th like

[@sunflowergrl79asmr86]

@@ghostofpersia7096 I’m the 188 like

[@sunflowergrl79asmr86]

@AnonymousNeon awesome

[@yourmum69_420]

bc his smile was creepy af

[@sunflowergrl79asmr86]

@@yourmum69_420 haha right!

[@thepluraloffishisfish]

"Blink if you're NOT a lamp" is my favorite thing to say to my cat.

[@ArcadeAssassin]

*IT'S A SPECIAL VAN!*

[@isthatachicken2640]

Clay Patterson I’m sure Dan “Get in the Van” Schneider would love to have that “special van”

[@xit9590]

:D :D :D

[@ArcadeAssassin]

BeardBroTV GASP! I WATCH YOUR VIDEOS! I lub i

[@ArcadeAssassin]

BeardBroTV u*

[@thelegendaryyeet7736]

No

[@PiDev]

"When I have the facebook, do I also have the internet?" Such a perfect old man question.

[@poots605]

What a brilliant senator I have representing me lol

[@paigesilva23]

Pious Devil

[@CalebMcFarland]

Pious Devil weirdly enough, it was men who are old now who invented the internet.

[@khlongh2o]

My mom would ask that question...

[@iBoss818]

I struggle to believe this is not what they actually said

[@daemilee1497]

It got me in the first half

[@tonystark559]

The after effect of the vaccination

[@hazamyuncle6784]

I believe this is actually they said.

[@elijahhaynes216]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life before

[@yolandacastillo6810]

I love Mr.Graham's singing so funny & I love this just plane funny .Keep it up guy's great & very humorous ..👍

[@bladedcargo1403]

"Do you have a painful scrote?" "...No, I do not." "Well you will in time." LMFAOOOO

[@bningthouja7103]

How on earth does it sync so perfectly ?!!

[@janetownley]

I think they work pretty hard at it. But they also seem to be made even more creative by that limitation

[@mishtaromaniello8295]

I’m sure what they do is listen to the clip and find every word that rhymes or sounds similar to the actual words spoken, and then make something funny from there.

[@alexeverett308]

I forget the proper term for it, but when different audio is played over a clip your brain automatically syncs the words with people's mouth movements. Obviously it won't work for drastically different things, but you'd be surprised at how different they can be and it still works.

[@janetownley]

Mishta Romaniello Pretty sure they watch it lots of times with the sound down, improvise, write it down, practice, then record

[@Villeful]

Because this is actually the real taping of the court case, that's why.

[@akai5777]

For a minute I thought this was a real interrogation , the lip sync is on point 😂

[@abhishekanshuwali3808]

I still think this is Real 😂😂

[@kushpatel203]

Oh shit!! It wasn't??

[@bipin9177]

Wait,... .....this is not real!!!???😳😳

[@EthanDavis.w]

Did you know if you say orange reaaally slowly it sounds like the word, "gullible"?

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

@@EthanDavis.w haha r/ rr woshs! get itt becus you dint get the joke ahah!!1one!

[@DarthTwilight]

I want "Blink if you're not a lamp" on a shirt

[@flowerchild0698]

I would definitely buy that

[@ziggiethegreat7738]

I would totally buy that. 😆

[@GZilla311]

Weeeeeeell…

[@mechanicallycreative9788]

I LOVE LAMP!

[@vannessaventures8741]

1000 percent. Going to make

[@Brian-ji7mx]

He’s been filthy rich for over a decade but still can’t get a haircut that makes him look like the ghost of a Dutch boy haunting his villages well

[@nozra_z]

Plot twist: this is the actual interrogation and what they aired on TV was the bad lip reading.

[@Fattipotato79]

347 likes and im the first comment:)

[@xkyleprivatex815]

@@Fattipotato79 447 comment and I'm the last to comment 😀

[@Fattipotato79]

@@xkyleprivatex815 486 likes and im last😁😀

[@mightbearobot]

532 likes and there will be more

[@alexreyes7237]

They certainly sound less stupid here

[@jokesoyvervain786]

Guy: "World war one was awful, do you agree?" Zuckerberg: "Yes" Guy: "Why are we here then"

[@labibbidabibbadum]

Apart from Judy moonlight that's my favourite bit.

[@Ahlem_DMC]

💡brilliant.

[@tristanlopez8819]

"Would you agree that my Mom was a whore?" "Nope." "Can I have my things back?" "No." "Alright."

[@mishafinadorin8049]

Just to suffer.

[@svenjansen2134]

So random.

[@dlowery51]

This is exactly how I imagine congress would talk if they didn't have their scripts provided to them by their handlers.

[@Just_Call_Me_Tim]

It probably is how they act. The whole fiasco is messed up.

[@magnolia8626]

😂😂

[@howdoipickaname9815]

their handlers...LMFAO

[@ianallen738]

This is more or less how they did talk, for all it was worth.

[@SomeoneYouKnow-z1w]

Real.

[@pandaaumpansub2725]

4 year later…this is still the funniest thing I saw on KZbin!! 😂

[@ailurii]

This is so good, they managed to make Zuckerberg look like the normal one.

[@51starmouredinfantry84]

I legit only like your profile pic. The comment was ok. The pic caught my eye, what anime is it?

[@plsendmenow2579]

@@51starmouredinfantry84 go To Horny Jail *bonk*

[@danielsmit11]

Ummm...ok. if you ignore the alien xfiles eyes I guess you could interpret it that way....it's a far stretch though.

[@tmg5338]

@@51starmouredinfantry84 shut up rick

[@RalphSampson...]

@@sheepers5757 They are his relatives.

[@ethann_browne]

"Mr. Zuckerman, uh, WWI was awful, do you agree?" "Yes." "Well, why are we even here then?"

[@chriram97]

Ethann Browne best part 😂

[@shutupsprinkles]

That was my favorite line!

[@marybeyup19]

Ethann Browne lol

[@AwesomeVidzChannel]

"Blink if youre not a lamp" 😂😂

[@manofnam]

I always knew this guy was a fucking lamp.

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

I LOVE LAMP.

[@manofnam]

NoJusticeNoPeace, are you just looking at things, and saying you love them?

[@greenghost7907]

Awesome damn beat me to it haha

[@auroraengland9655]

👀

[@marty9404]

4:08 "That's for having your hair like that"🤣🤣🤣🤣 Am crying here man.

[@bjbobbijo5066]

The loud water sipping and the "I'm gonna have to spank yoooooouuuu" at about 50 was so funny.

[@thatdisneychick2054]

😂😂😂😂😅😭

[@KGBos]

About 50 is actually not that expensive.

[@nahiyan8493]

@@KGBos Was that a joke, private?

[@FreeAmerica4Ever]

Had me laughing, " are you blowing bubbles!?!" Bahaaa

[@justmechanicthings]

You'd wake up looking like that too if you knew the US government was putting you on a plinth to question the ethics of your business the following day!

[@JudgementPlays]

Video: * cuts away from the person talking * Bad Lip Reading: *_it's free real estate_*

[@zeuxlaught2797]

true 😂😂😂

[@byronfickett]

Remember, these are Einstein's words.

[@scientificconsideration8294]

Absolutely true, bravo.

[@captainm7722]

This wasn't a BLR, just the highlights from the actual hearing.

[@lzeph]

Well it certainly made more sense, anyway.

[@eduardo_corrochio]

"I'd just like everyone to know that my van is for sale." 😄 And the response "Bojang Bugami" got me snorting with laughter too.

[@asafupps]

“Hey mom? Could you get me my Frodo ring? I want it here.” is hands down the best way to say you want to be invisible

[@kidsariel3044]

Wow I didn't even realize that at first haha 😂😂😂

[@ArthurKnight1899]

Holy fuck! I realise that now!

[@dolandendra_trumpodi]

Well that's bad lip reading, but what did zuck really say at the time

[@ameliacrisp8482]

underrated comment this is genius and I will now be saying "mum I want my frodo ring" in awkward situations

[@bho-lj1jk]

MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUSSSSS.

[@TheOtherLPer203]

"Do you have a painful scrote?" "No." *_"Well you will in time."_*

[@LambeauxWorks]

I heard "do you ever pay for scrote?" ...

[@AK-mp3bj]

Something at any rate, probably ô

[@neroarchangel]

the word is scrotum jesus...

[@bobvincent4841]

@Mario Lisa painful scrotum: irritated prostate or cancer CROTCHY PAINS LOL

[@georgemilo7649]

“Mr Zuckerman, World War I was awful, do you agree?” “Uhh, yes.” “Well why are we even here then?”

[@monke5787]

HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM...

[@prof.kittens4461]

"Can we be friends later?"

[@monke5787]

You have a bean head

[@SamusKerrigan]

that's like my grampa, so random that is worryingly funny lol

[@OpusKingOfficial]

Lobster Patrick Stewart fav part

[@jeyloureiro]

never gets old... I'm back here after 6 years

[@asafupps]

“We’d like you to make a little smile just to show that you can” Zuck: 🙂 “Oh good heavens that’s just horrible! Stop that son- for the rest of day could you not do that please” Zuck: ☹️

[@Phoenix.219]

That reminded me of Sheldon Cooper's smile when Leonard and Howard told him to wish Raj

[@chx594]

Hahahahaha

[@spvcebvr]

This made me laugh so hard

[@missrelaxed3872]

Ace Q 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@peterm6737]

"Do you like your heart rate?" ".... I'll get back to you about that"

[@ZonaryTerror]

Peter Malchuk I honestly thought that was so fucking funny lmao

[@OakenTome]

Peter Malchuk I thought it was super fitting & great

[@Insanemembrane93]

I just want to let you all know that I'm selling my van. It's a special van

[@wwild2k]

Peter Malchuk best one hahaha

[@dogkfc3]

This was pretty funny. You guys should do a bad lip reading of it

[@ouiouifrenchbred1127]

I see what'ya did there

[@franciscovaca3460]

This would have alot more likes if people understood it

[@theseangle]

@@franciscovaca3460 why is this video gets recommended again? Your comment is literally 5 minutes ago. I have already seen this video long time ago

[@franciscovaca3460]

@@theseangle Lmao idk it just popped up in my recommended

[@jashghelani_]

😂😂😂😂

[@margaretthatcher6828]

This never gets old...def one of my favorites!!!

[@Lucifersfursona]

“What’s the problem, little friend? 🥺” “Don’t try to get in my Porsche again.”

[@Skyebright1]

But I really like you ;)

[@DeathStarU.S.A]

@@Skyebright1 Mm mm 😡

[@Skkorm]

This made about as much sense as the actual clip

[@achilleslade3771]

Skkorm Agreed 😂😂

[@abrahamgamer8331]

This is the actual clip

[@debshreebasu8137]

Skkorm lol

[@rohitjs9976]

@@abrahamgamer8331 means is this the original clip or edited?

[@davidfirth]

You have gotten so good at these! I mean the earlier episodes were funny but you could tell it was dubbed. Now it's funnier, better dubbed and even makes sense occasionally. There must have been a LOT of time spent crawling through footage. Gets better every time.

[@CaalamusTube]

...you're not only incredibly talented, but also humble & encouraging to other Creators. Respect Mr. Firth. More Not Stanley please :]

[@RyuAzuku]

Thoughts on Aphex Twins "Orphans" album?

[@0vrhl]

David Firth, the man, the myth

[@lukedavidrobinson]

We have been gifted a rusty spoon.

[@aet523]

Omg! David Firth!!!😱😱

[@mistec34]

I think "when I have the Facebook do I also have the internet?" remains one of the funniest things I've heard on all of KZbin. 🏆 🤣

[@AlexIrie]

Not gonna lie, that smile was terrifying

[@CellGames2006]

How dare you? He programmed over 500 vertices to make it look authentic!

[@mugglepower]

and the unsmiling is terrifying equals

[@elisamondragon2849]

Yeah, I hope I don't have nightmares with it ☹️

[@johnambrogi1583]

I think Zuck and Jared came from the same manufacturer.

[@Mercurio2435]

What makes it unnerving is the fact that it's not genuine. When people truly smile, they use their whole face, including their eyes. If the cheeks or bottom eyelids don't lift, it's a fraudulent grin. Always watch the eyes when someone smiles. If they look the way Zucky's did, they might be a liar.

[@mZStarCraft]

“ Are you blowing bubbles?” I lost it. 😂

[@DiamondAnimations]

miniZergling 400 likes and 2 comments xD

[@jakefoxx7978]

*boring as beans*

[@movietrailer]

I hope you find it someday

[@YTofuable]

Same!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@elv3a424]

STOP SPOILING THE VIDEO

[@TheHatedOne]

Bad Lip Reading? More like: Good Mind Reading

[@pepretrollmann]

The Hated One xD

[@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017]

There does appear to be a large facial expression inference aspect.

[@jesscateyesquad]

The Hated One that is so funny😁😁

[@factsverse9957]

So accurate

[@chrisbro2871]

Purple Turtle bore you mean Thor

[@rosed3023]

I laughed real hard at “Einstein had a green bean bag chair” “I wish that were true”

[@sammymra]

“Mr. Zuckerman, World war 1 was awful do you agree?” “Uh yes?” *sighs* “well why are we even here then?” Easily my favorite part 😂😂😂

[@tams7128]

aaahahahahahhahahahahhahah

[@walter1977ww]

Sam Roark hahaha ...xD

[@TheShapingSickness]

Ikr

[@jaiswalsiddharth6489]

I didn't understand that joke. Plz elaborate.

[@PixelGunner3D]

whats the joke?

[@ziggydash]

"Do you like your heart rate?" Perfectly fair question coming from a confirmed artificial life form.

[@lamoneymemes2339]

I’ll get back to you about that later 👴🏻

[@CellGames2006]

This reminds me about Data's trial in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

[@someidiot420]

i think if mark zuckerberg asked me that id call the cops

[@mirzamay]

@@CellGames2006 ah shit. Yeah I like Zuch but he could be Data 2.0 😁

[@mirzamay]

@@someidiot420 coming from anyone else yeah 🤣. I don't think he'd make threats in that fashion... but maybe..it would be pretty effective 😭

[@crazyminecrafter14]

"blink if you're not a lamp" and then I spit my drink on my screen.

[@jayehawk3333]

I thought you split the drink on the screen

[@tmcd6902]

No you didn't

[@dannandaeterra]

And the guy behind Zuckerberg says "yeah" lol

[@OrochimaruFromKpw]

Them referring to Zucc as "Mr facebook man" killed me lmao

[@1Shalnark1]

When Mark Zuckerberg tried to smile. I felt that. Everyone did.

[@thenorseguy2495]

For the rest of the day, would you not do that please 😂

[@joshnotmaxedout3864]

Lmfao

[@lorraine9242]

I loved the way his ears rose up when he attempted a smile.

[@pinkmandalorian9619]

When he smiles, a puppy dies somewhere.

[@SilverSurfer166]

"So when I have the FaceBook, do I also have the Internet?" LOL I bet that's what most of those guys wanted to ask.

[@zaimahbegum-diamond1660]

Will Evans my uncle 😂

[@jaiswalsiddharth6489]

Actually this question is much better than the original questions they were asking him. 😂😂😂😂

[@marsil602the2nd]

"can you smiile so we can see that you can" "please dont do that the rest of the meeting thanks"

[@lexcorp213]

I LOL so hard when he said he said "I swear it's like he has a mask on."

[@ben-mulchi]

"Do you have a painful scrote?" "No" "Well you will in time". Im dead.

[@emperorstewie9394]

He did not lie. Can confirm 👍

[@jennyrose9454]

I love how your name is almost Inigo Montoya

[@Tacomaholic]

This lip reading makes more sense than what politicians really say.

[@MrVega820]

Exactly what I was thinking! Hahaha

[@annagrace2604]

This is why I don't watch the news

[@Smiley_Face0]

@@annagrace2604 Same frr

[@maninredhelm]

"When I have the Facebook, then, do I also have the internet?" Whoever wrote that has definitely helped an elderly person with their computer at some point.

[@ibeyan]

maninredhelm or simply watched the original

[@orangehatmusic225]

+maninredhelm You are making comments like that yet you don't even know that Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook. *Facepalm.

[@Maywayne]

“Im gonna have to spaaaank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@b1rdsh0t80]

“When I have the Facebook do I also have the internet?” Pretty much sums up the actual questions they asked him

[@silentshadow3894]

Seriously? I didn’t watch it so I don’t know what they said in the actual meeting.

[@b1rdsh0t80]

@@silentshadow3894 They didn’t say that exact thing but the questions they asked him were so dumb

[@garfieldbutswagger4967]

@@b1rdsh0t80 Did it have to do with the info that gets shared through Facebook? Idk i never watched it

[@Bill-Watterson]

@@silentshadow3894 “How many Facebook likes are there on non-Facebook sites? Checkmate”

[@JeremyComans]

@@silentshadow3894 Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) asked how Facebook made money if it was free for users.

[@aguyinavan6087]

I kinda think that Mark is really the first embodied Artificial Intelligence.

[@CptShibe]

bruh Sophia the AI has more emotions than Zuckerberg

[@bullymaguire1]

A Guy In a Van probably has a chip implanted in him

[@truitran3182]

Still not buying your van

[@NancyDrewe]

He really looks plastic. It’s so creepy.

[@Oakpaw]

Probably would have turned out more realistic if he was produced by CyberLife. At least he would've been able to display some emotions.

[@sarveshansaravanan6393]

Everybody's talking about how weird zuckerburg looks, but I'm just looking at female Nicolas cage behind him

[@epicidex1006]

...

[@Neel631]

Oh my god!!

[@TheResistance8969]

😂😂😂😂

[@Fattipotato79]

Someone commented that 1 week ago

[@incineratorium]

He's undercover

[@LisaTrusty]

“Blink if you’re not a lamp” 😂

[@CherylMuir]

“This is boring as beans.” I’M USING THAT ONE 😂😂😂

[@laurasalerno2848]

Absolutely 💯

[@IonlyKnow1D]

LMAO true

[@kaikai9122]

I mean beans are boring af

[@ZuoKalp]

"You have a bean head" "Wow, really?, That's great"

[@RoYal-xz5ch]

Mr bean is not boring

[@anasalnayef8939]

- "Mr. Zuckerman, WW1 was awful. Do you agree?" - "Yes" - "Well, why are we here then?"

[@elgeorge437]

Ryan Gallagher omg I hate you now are you serious?!?!

[@elgeorge437]

Ryan Gallagher yes!!! 2:29

[@slimynuggets3363]

Just to suffer?

[@StickMaster500]

*Humans like water*

[@sykens587]

here too?

[@wolfstar_2771]

"you ever smell a girl's feet?" 😂😂

[@frederikschmelzer5063]

*so i shall enjoy it myself*

[@linoc10]

*need water for cooling*

[@warthg6707]

*obligatory your everywhere statement*

[@rockahbilly76]

If only our Congress were this coherent.

[@Just_Call_Me_Tim]

And... "we" put them there. Well, that's the claim, anyway.

[@DanafoxyVixen]

This seems more legit than the real meeting..... and thats sad

[@caitlinspry6278]

Dana Vixen What is this about first of all?

[@yert2087]

caitlin spry facebook took information from people with their knowledge and gave it to a third party to make special ads just for you about trump and stuff so they had this meeting to tell him that he shouldn't take peoples info like that

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

To be more accurate a third party designed a Facebook app that took peoples information and Zuckerberg was questioned as to why Facebook didn't take stronger measures to protect peoples privacy and keep apps from doing so.

[@AlittleSprite]

My thoughts exactly.

[@MrDisgruntledGamer1]

If everyone there lost about 75% of their brain cells i feel like this is exactly how it would have turned out.

[@maxwillson]

At first I thought this was real

[@spaghettipersonhello]

Max Willson it is!

[@soresenja1990]

Omg same!

[@Jess.Loves.Gaming]

Holy shit. I didnt expect this to be so spot on. I mean I didn't think it would be as bad as a Godzilla movie but my goodness this could have actually been the real conversation.

[@shitpostplays3873]

Wait its not real? Lel

[@m0h4md59]

i got news for you ... it IS

[@cb2832]

was waiting for the lip reading. this is the actual audio

[@peterpowis4145]

"No, please don't send anything" "Ok, well I guess you stupid...." "It's just a van" "I told you it's a SPECIAL VAN!"

[@gachapickle4314]

1:59

[@janetownley]

Peter Powis I love that so much

[@ChuckCoy]

That would be funny if Zuk wasn't so CREEPY. It's like he doesn't know how to mimic human expressions so he just tries to play it safe with deadpan face. The creator of Facebook doesn't know how to operate a face.

[@jmt1335]

Gameywoodchuck ! Thank you for the laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joelmiller1995]

It's probably why he created Facebook, he comes across as very nervous and rarely does public appearances, he's probably anti social/suffers from social anxiety and so he came up with the idea of online sharing without having real contact with people.

[@ChuckCoy]

@@joelmiller1995 That's an interesting idea that suggests a motivation on known character flaws yet does not get at his most damning flaw. Zuck is a morally bankrupt thief. He stole the idea of Facebook from others. He cannot be trusted. Don't give him anything. He will use whatever he is given to his own advantage with no regard for whomever he steps on.

[@joelmiller1995]

@@ChuckCoy Maybe but I was referring to his behavior in here and probably why he decided to create Facebook. I've seen people sentenced to prison more relaxed than him, he surely suffers from social anxiety and couldn't hide that awkwardness here and so he comes across as detached and nervous at the same time. Note how he sips water almost in a clumsy way and falsely smiles for a second, he barely blinks, that's anxiety. When you are about to have a public breakdown but try to remain quiet.

[@draco5991rep]

In my opinion he looks super confused all the time, like he had no idea why he was siting there :'D Genius

[@horrorfanatic55x50]

It’s funny how bad lip reading can make the zuck seem like more of a human than he actually is in real life

[@rachelthompson7487]

The ZUCC

[@raimeyewens7518]

👽

[@arvid8734]

This honestly almost convinced me that this was real

[@bollied5760]

This is what actually happened, and nobody can tell me otherwise.

[@bensamara3404]

Oliver Diaz Otherwise

[@LastCommentator]

*+ben samara* It has been done!

[@JimmyKantstandyabitz]

ben samara lol

[@hereiskent]

:Mr. Zuckerman, World War 1 was awful, do you agree? :Yes :Why are we even here then I CAN'T

[@АндрейКаракин-ж5с]

I've almost died on this moment)

[@JessicaRae11]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@DavyDave1313]

I lost it here

[@mardstark4280]

I literally lost it there! And that SInGing paRt! DAMNN! 😂😂😂

[@Lark1610]

That senator had a cameo in every single Batman movie since 1989 Burton's film, because he is a huge fan. In TDK Joker says to him at Wayne's party that he reminds him of his father.

[@12yoweaboo52]

Blink if you're not a lamp *Doesn't blink*

[@Ray-eg8ub]

12YO weaboo because hes lizard

[@equaius893]

lamps need electricity, and robots also need electricity... 🤔

[@jaguarj1942]

He is a lizard cyborg

[@rjm4031]

Ive not even got a minute in and im literally crying with laughter!!!

[@opieutt9038]

I loved that intro, "...are you blowing bubbles?"

[@eddi2565]

"Sorry kid, i forgot your name" "Boujang Bogami" *google assistant randomly wakes up*

[@Kai-dy5lw]

Explain yourself, Jesus 2020

[@futavadumnezo]

My Google Home wakes up every 10 minutes or so...

[@lynnfarley7859]

Mort plateau baratta nickto ----

[@trenton8998]

Saaame

[@aidenhall559]

Interesting how this made more sense than the actual congressional hearing

[@lorraine9242]

Which was kind of the point of the whole parody.

[@DarkSpice84]

"I would just like everyone to know my van is for sale"

[@KC_Lake]

I thought he said bed at first

[@quentinlynch2492]

I would like but theres 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin that

[@KC_Lake]

@@quentinlynch2492 someone else ruined it so yr safe to like now

[@quentinlynch2492]

KC Lake thanks mate

[@Sal.K--BC]

That was the best part... that whole "van for sale" bit had me cracking up.

[@jeffchristianson-ziebell7727]

This actually shows more purpose & meaning than the actual hearing(s) 🤣

[@rustbeltvan-life1932]

"do you agree that WWI was bad?" "yeah" .."why are we even here then?"

[@jfkplaysUSA]

Rachel Hanna how we all feel. WWI was bad

[@TikOLoRd]

I'm really *zucced* right now i feel like this is the actual real conversation.

[@STRANGELOVE652]

TikO LoRd what is this a fellow bard main ?

[@scooterss2112]

Quit trying to make "zucc" happen.

[@AgentCake007]

Wait aren't you the guy that was in anomaly's "dumb ways to play csgo" video? Randomly recognised you lol

[@andyphu5038]

*DO NOT FUCC WITH THE ZUCC BECAUSE HE CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE SUCC*

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

Crips

[@zuko1569]

**slurping water intensifies**

[@joshsmall5488]

*zucc juice

[@Awesomistics]

Yummy yummy human water

[@sint0xicateme]

Just like Breaking Bad

[@MysticalSelah]

Zuzu your scar is on the wrong side.

[@wrinklchu]

Nice profile pic

[@halogeek6]

They got more answers out of Zuckerberg during this version of events...