"DEBATE NIGHT 2020!" - A Bad Lip Reading of the First Presidential Debate of 2020

[@BadLipReading]

My fellow Americans - not that you need another reminder... but VOTE. Just do it. Ok? VOTE

[@Shockkings0714]

For who?

[@Ken19700]

Jo Jorgensen

[@Shockkings0714]

@@Ken19700 Yes! #VOTEGOLD

[@thestompartist9733]

Vote Joe Biden, *not a maggot*

[@brycemeyer839]

Schlatt 2020?

[@Rec0rderMast3r]

Idk why you just reuploaded the debate.

[@RickK1988]

This version is more coherent.

[@Pixiesfairiedust]

@@RickK1988 tbh

[@jonslater9918]

Are you a comedian that was brilliant !!! How did you come up with it ? So original lol

[@ElMeanYo22]

The peepee is tingly

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

It’s about as coherent as the real debate was for sure. XD

[@hanny9696]

This is the most non political video made about political people

[@nathanroon6961]

Truly no agenda but laughs. Respect.

[@AintNoJohn]

Wdym he just reuploaded the debate

[@ZikedY]

I would say it is one of the most, but I can't think of an example so I can't argue

[@lemonswade]

Yes, incredibly refreshing! 😍

[@MarchOnRome]

"Political people" ....you mean politicans? jesus.. 🤦🏻

[@TheJapanChannelDcom]

This made more sense than the original.

[@wisemaker4378]

Lol. I was gonna say something similar

[@JacobRise1492]

yea kinda

[@pseudo-intellectualtroll6563]

Totally original comment

[@TheJapanChannelDcom]

@Log Splitta Stating a fact is not meant to entertain children.

[@jeremiahdaniels8974]

@Log Splitta You and millions of other people call people boring and unoriginal. You've created a loophole in which the most unoriginal thing to comment is how unoriginal someone else's comment is. You have now become one of the most boring and unoriginal people on KZbin on your own account. Look what you've done.

[@rexflamingo1037]

"One whiskey!" I can only imagine that's what was on the real moderator's mind

[@svenstenberg]

I think that has been on all our minds, friend. :)

[@SKYCHICK__]

@@svenstenberg 🥃🥃🥃 first round is on me.

[@ArchonOfAnemo]

@@SKYCHICK__ Second rounds on me! 🍻🥂

[@michaelweir995]

He'd need at least a double.

[@vanguardguardian5876]

@@michaelweir995 I got it.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I heard the phone ringing

[@turkk2]

Good

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

Me too

[@certifiedhoodclassic9825]

Same

[@thecheeselord5943]

Somebody better get it

[@handtruck]

Listen to me

[@Aidan-kq3zt]

The most accurate part was when Chris asked for a whiskey.

[@doubtful_seer]

I’m not convinced that was bad lip reading, I think they mistakenly just left in the raw footage. lol

[@RoKer13]

And “It’s kind of hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village” lol

[@adarsh5647]

Lol

[@bezllama3325]

No it was the village line

[@matthewmanucci]

Meh, I think he came into it drunk.

[@TheMacroShow]

cinco favoritos

[@conanichigawa]

my favorite segment (mi segmento favorito)

[@kmerc4526]

What are you doong here macro. YoUr a GaMeR. YoU cAnT be inveSTeD in PoLITics. (Im kidding of course

[@daring101]

Hello Macro, I didn't expect to see you here.

[@37654]

Marco

[@samplumer8434]

Ok

[@tinfoil778]

"people on fire need help, people not on fire can lend a help" wise words..

[@eliasgermer8762]

I'm putting that on a T-shirt

[@ThePubliusValerius]

"The zoo... it's just a gross park" - you can't argue with logic like that

[@Dillon4599]

This is like something you hear in a dream that seems totally logical until you wake up.

[@genericyoutuber1056]

Yep

[@anushka5912]

yesss, i know the feeling all too well.

[@TopNotchThompson17]

Why is it that dreams make no sense at all

[@nicholasfrustaci6716]

Yup

[@howdy000]

Then you wake up, and you are part of the jury.... Such is life

[@julienstevenson3112]

"One whiskey." The moment Bad Lip Reading turn into Perfect Mind Reading

[@Mycatjake1]

Followed by: "Kill me," "If these arms were wings I'd fly away," and "I just sort of imagine that I put my head inside a stove."

[@generalmartok3990]

I really hope Wallace sees this, I imagine it will be quite cathartic for him.

[@josie4065]

@crazy silly Exactly.

[@generalmartok3990]

@crazy silly How does it feel to be a perpetual victim? Trump whines enough on his own, he doesn't need your help.

[@shannont2524]

@@generalmartok3990 It's not whining. It's fact.

[@Yippiia]

“That was not burping. It was wind that shoots off in a sexier way.” - Donald J. Trump

[@elenaxthatxbitch]

“I do, I do get it”

[@kujju18]

😂

[@priscillacoffey4379]

😂😂😂😂

[@sabbitabbi_ddd]

"You're worse than three hundred itchy sweaters" ...I'm gonna use this insult all the time.

[@lindawa2073]

I agree... 🤣

[@frogpaste]

I also liked, "You're a broken scooter at the dump."

[@leowuensch559]

"Kill me."

[@Historyww2-1945]

Same bro

[@sherrihimes7357]

So many good ones

[@DigitalCarAddict]

The amount of time and effort you guys put into this. Amazing for all of us to get a good laugh

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Just one guy

[@Manntell]

Yeah

[@bobcanode9374]

This better get 420 likes

[@ItsEntirelyPossible1]

What is up car addicts

[@FathomRaven]

@@nanmaco He can do female voices, he said that in an interview.

[@kevinvandeford5562]

"Its kinda hard to believe youre the hopes of the village" That pretty much sums up the whole government

[@libtard.4844]

Truth!

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

Hello, new hokagae speaking

[@thabrood8884]

CLOWN SHED

[@AuntAlnico4]

Biden really does say and do crazy shit like this !

[@danubius21]

In ALL the world

[@toughlovesuccess777]

This was more coherent than the real thing

[@daniellewalker8759]

"where should I put it?" "In the trunk" "iD sTiCk iT iN tHe lAsAgNe"

[@matthewhelmerjr5006]

The funny thing is that he would 100% actually say that 😂

[@apex_machina1000]

Wha- ok

[@obi-wankenobi6036]

“Joe Doesn’t know how to do this kind of stuff, does he?” Joe: Bitch I ran against 2 republicans, And I’ll do it again

[@Glizzyoperator]

@@obi-wankenobi6036 that’s if he can remember it😂

[@zrc1514]

@@Glizzyoperator And Trump couldn't pick up a glass of water, they're both old farts.

[@maydoubled]

"Chris, I would like to use the C word." "⭐🌈✋ 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 ✋🌈⭐"

[@Randombikekid]

Butt chunks

[@Cyannas]

“What’d you think I’d say?”

[@doge8825]

*butt chugs*

[@uselessSam]

I heard Karen so I thought the joke was that he doesn't know the alphabet

[@ICKY427]

im the most caring person in this room

[@landkevin28]

"That wasn't burping. That was wind that shoots out in a sexier way"

[@bigdaddydiesel5520]

And I can hardly wait to use that line in real life!

[@josie4065]

Ha ha ha that was gold!

[@lexilee1234]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@shan_dan93]

Yesss🤣

[@Iseeyourwatchingytshorts]

"Your worse than 300 itchy sweaters" This is now my favorite insult 💀

[@brittonstegner2610]

I like Trump's dream about the little tiny meat people, who was his favorite friends, but they were also real oily, and they were like "Good job Papa".

[@brittonstegner2610]

My favorite insult out of the video is "Man, you're a bronze goblin; you're a busted scooter at the dump."

[@zubetp]

@@brittonstegner2610same. i still think about it sometimes.

[@missella7339]

I really also enjoyed, "Wait, wait...Block your face" as holds up his hand. LOL🤣

[@tableswithoutchairs1168]

this made the giant argument look like a friendly conversation

[@xy9n]

Ye

[@Chaomlin]

Will you shut up, man

[@khylergarrett5371]

@@Chaomlin lol calm down why you triggered

[@Chaomlin]

@@khylergarrett5371 it's the joke

[@mesory]

@@khylergarrett5371 it's the joke

[@ltsaudio6390]

“It’s kinda hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village” Facts.

[@3llevate]

This quote 😂😂 i died.. i dieeed

[@Prod847]

I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dfgsadfgaerh4a]

Liam's Lego Gaming You're*

[@ltsaudio6390]

@@dfgsadfgaerh4a Get out of here Grammar Police lol

[@meta_7145]

@@dfgsadfgaerh4a oh come on

[@dougblunk1972]

“It’s kind of hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village.” Yep

[@solomonreal1977]

Oh ya well you shall flee from me

[@jasonschuler2256]

@@Daniel-Biruk I'm a Democrat and I get along with plenty of Republicans. You see, what you just did there was make a broad and baseless generalization about over 100 million US citizens. It's not a great way to start a conversation with somebody you disagree with, as it immediately puts them on the defensive. That may be why you're under the impression that Democrats can't get along with Republicans if you're starting conversations with them in bad faith. (Note to future readers: Daniel has since edited his previous comment to contain softer language.)

[@Daniel-Biruk]

@@jasonschuler2256 ye some of them are actually really friendly I never said all of them were mean if that’s what u were implementing

[@Impactjunky]

Biden called our military stupid bastards straight to their face and its on tape. His kid smokes crack and makes multi million dollar deals with Russia and that's all on tape too. "Hopes of the village" my ass. EDIT: Trump calling them "suckers and losers" has been completely debunked as false. So stop spreading that lie.

[@evanbrodsky9322]

Impact’s Garage And Gaming Trump called the military losers and suckers

[@roostergoblin4897]

Biden screaming butt chunks killed me

[@MK12082]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@DuncanHall2070]

BUTT CHUNKS!

[@superboats2]

Butt chunks, it's what was streaming in his underwear. (horrible mental image, I know) LOL

[@suzannek3406]

That was my favorite line too!

[@suzannek3406]

@@MK12082 let’s go Blue. Alumni Class of 2000 here👍🏻

[@the_lizard_lives]

All I can think about is how many times someone had to watch the actual debate to put this together. Wherever you are man, I hope you're okay. :(

[@industrialplays4767]

Amen brother, AMEN

[@nathanb011]

It was genuinely just as nonsensical

[@justinto2856]

Ya I agree but this is so darn entertaining

[@prophetess.cassandra]

this comment has 666 likes

[@rudygabrielperdomo9523]

@@industrialplays4767 That's sexist! AMEN and AWOMEN! ;)

[@HoneyyChai]

''Chris, am I pointing at _me_ right now?" "You're pointing at you." "I'm not trying to point at me right now.''

[@JMacSD]

1st line is also: "I'm not supergreat at pointing"

[@razzikky]

@@JMacSD The best part is, knowing Biden he's probably actually said that at some point.

[@peanutforever2191]

I lost it right there. 😂

[@evanstein3011]

"A blank form is to where I point" is also gold

[@nebulousisgod]

“It’s kinda hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village.” Boy, he said it. This is absurdly hilarious.

[@arvidp.247]

It's funny because it's true.

[@jbaketkd]

That one is scary true

[@quintessence_sailor]

That line applies just as well to the real debate.

[@nebulousisgod]

@@quintessence_sailor Thats what I’m saying.

[@alwayscommentrarelyreply]

both trump and biden’s script and voicing was so accurate, i could see them both talking like this, they got their personalities scarily accurate. i watched this debate live in 2020 and this isn’t too far off without context 😭

[@averongodoffire8098]

This debate got as much done as the real one so… yeah I’d say I agree lol

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

This guy is just PURE talent.

[@WithHealthbars]

One of your best ones

[@KaneSupremeleaderofNOD]

My cereal came out my nose!

[@stealthcone]

“Get me a whiskey!”

[@sleepiest_beetle]

I agree. I directly searched for this to see if they did the debate, and I was pleasantly surprised

[@theroamingokie5438]

Was pretty easy, all they had to do was dub trumps and Wallace's and just play bidens actual clips

[@vuongpham6661]

onetopbbloveyou.linK

[@timothybrinson97]

This was quite a debate. You guys should do a bad lip reading of it.

[@marcusclemence7040]

I didn't read the title I actually thought it was the real debate

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adamthiel7805]

Lol

[@genshively4183]

Ha I see what you did there

[@Theonlyjustkat]

You win

[@jpremi7352]

Chris: "Your Favorite shape" Biden: "mmm, stick"

[@brouser4580]

Very accurate

[@rSpxz1461]

sounds like him in real life

[@pillsburydoughboy1693]

Chris:your favorite animal sound Trump:Bzzzz

[@DeathProductions200]

You can't have my stick

[@henrym7427]

But whats your fav form of arthritis?

[@thisll-doit]

Doesn't take a whole lot of imagination to see them actually acting this way does it.

[@ZachTheInsaneOne]

Biden: "Erererererer" Chris: "ahem, one whiskey."

[@CapnDumbass]

Read and heard simultaneously. Nice

[@Dailygrilling]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

I’d be stressed af trying to moderate these two. I’d probably just bring the bottle and pop it out when they wouldn’t let me ask a question. I’d be intoxicated by the end of the night

[@jazzernaut1989]

Wallace: “Favorite body part” Biden: “Nostrils” Brilliant!

[@MrDombinator]

I was just going to post the same thing!

[@recoveringsoul755]

but not the penguins!!

[@bofuuu]

Couldn’t have said it better.

[@smitty3301]

Penguin lol

[@shotlikeapro155]

well creepy joe is always out sniffing people, im not surprised... but yes it is very clever.

[@gherkinmygherkin]

Are you embarrassed? "I'm mortified."

[@Camsvfx_]

Yeap

[@dogcat4936]

My favorite part

[@evalyndinesen8908]

yep

[@xZippy]

This is what a conversation sounds like when you're 30% listening.

[@callmelyn73]

"You're worse than 300 itchy sweaters" "Howdy, folks!" "I will hit your dead eyes forty times." "No, sir, you will never" Omg, I burst out laughing over this exchange.

[@sugarbear0502]

Lol

[@mediablindspots]

Spot-on Chris Wallace impression. “If these were wings I would fly away”

[@8ofwands300]

I know!! Crying!! 😂😂😂

[@CaleoGaming]

Wait, this was a parody and not the actual thing?

[@fathfez7991]

I'm so sorry no one likes this comment, here I'll give you one

[@skycop4502]

Sadly I was able to follow along with this better than the actual debate

[@psygn0sis]

Congratulations, you're the 4,500,000 numbskull to regurgitate that old a$$ comment.

[@CerealTomato]

Bro, this IS the real debate.

[@msimpson9455]

How original.

[@SpanxOdyssey94]

I gotta say... I don’t know who to vote for now. Both made compelling arguments, from President Trump’s thoughtful “BZZT” to Vice President Biden asking if you would find a moose in a grove of wheat. Both laid it all out on the table and America is better off because of it. This election is shaping up to be a tight race!

[@thegoodkindofweirdo]

Five Favorites revealed something to us 🤭

[@CerealTomato]

It’s so hard to decide now😔😔

[@consquatch7061]

Trump

[@darthsmaul6314]

It's hard, BZZT is such a beautiful thing to say to the country, but moose in groves of wheat is a strong promise, America will need to make a hard decision.

[@coffee4682]

@@consquatch7061 You’ll be eating frogs in your cereal if he gets elected again.

[@derpcade]

"You're a bronze goblin!" "You're a busted scooter at the dump." I will now add these to my lists of insults

[@TaurusWitch29]

"you're worse than 300 itchy sweaters!" 😂

[@AmethystTheEspeon]

The busted scooter one got me good! 🤣

[@MichaelAlexander-nl5cr]

You should bite a sword got me😂

[@Nicole-ic7zv]

Also, he called him a psycho and a maggot that was funny too

[@sophiaboyce3383]

“It’s kinda hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village”

[@abaddon5902]

i lost it when he said that

[@equation2764]

That was a bad lip reading and a good mind reading.

[@maxonator3913]

LOOOOLLL

[@atom_gray]

"One whiskey!" vote 3rd party, my dudes...

[@maxonator3913]

@@atom_gray yes

[@barrettblaney7574]

Biden: "Ya cow..." Trump: "Cuz I'm fat?" Biden: "Nooo you're not fat..." That was oddly sweet

[@nathanmor.6162]

why repost

[@dylanayes2968]

tiffany and co looking ass

[@HexGhostBC]

He would say that 🥺

[@spaghango]

trump x biden confirmed no clickbait??????

[@pngdotjpeg]

He actually sounded so sad, and it was so funny

[@fusion_guardian]

Chris Wallace: "President Trump, do you need to hold Papa's hand?" Trump: …

[@jusadude186]

Chris Wallace: Why have you been ignoring the world you robot? Trump: Because I'm over it

[@ShoutItFromTheHousetops]

Hahahaha 🤣

[@RedpilledPatriot]

I love Trump2020 but that was funny

[@bethanyjohnson8001]

@Shrek Joe Biden is running and *Trump* is the one who needs parental supervision? Give me a break. Oh, I hope for the sake of this great nation that Kamala Harris is not the first woman president. Good luck, Trump, you've got my vote!

[@DwikiIkhwan]

"It wasn't burping. That was the wind that shoots off in a sexier way" The truth has been spoken

[@billdsafdsad]

*ahem* "One whiskey" Wouldn't be surprised if that part wasn't dubbed lol

[@Tex-el7kk]

Wait u saying this video was dubbed 😱

[@kishmeesh]

The part where he said "kill me" was probably real

[@withlessAsbestos]

I felt so bad for him.

[@DBrofi]

@@kishmeesh My favorite lol

[@landonpsc]

“It’s kind of hard to believe you’re the hopes of the village”.... Seems a little too real

[@yvettedesmarais8107]

I’m just imaging I put my head in an oven.

[@LisaBowers]

"One whiskey."

[@georgehutter339]

Yep

[@emilypalm8146]

I'm pretty sure that one was super close to the original? He said something like "It's hard to belive this is the presidential debate"

[@emilykrey5319]

“You know if these arms were wings I’d fly away” 😂 what we are all thinking

[@brianwoodward1040]

"One whiskey!" Chris Wallace saying what's on everybody's mind.

[@westabsupplyebay4093]

I know right? Make that 4 shots of cognac for me.

[@1969cmp]

Yeah...that got me smiling

[@1969cmp]

...and my youngest nephew Kevin...

[@seemeno1]

Lol “you know what, guys, I just imagined I put my head in a stove.” *video ends* yeah that’s about how I feel right now

[@dominick6999]

I was laughing so hard, like "Cheers crowd" !

[@jwood4508]

Every line is pure gold. I keep coming back to this one again and again!

[@quack7426]

I spit out my drink when Chris Wallace turned around and went “Ahem, One Whiskey” lmao

[@kerissaoehus3724]

LMAOAO that was my favorite part of the whole thing

[@yolandadery3733]

Buttchunks!

[@MatthewFarrellMEShvac]

@@yolandadery3733 ya

[@MatthewFarrellMEShvac]

@@yolandadery3733 maybe he meant but cheeks?

[@josh1158]

@@MatthewFarrellMEShvac No

[@JJ-hy7oz]

“Look, people on fire need help, and people not on fire can lend a help.” -Joe Biden

[@duobioma50]

Omg true true

[@wafflestraw8631]

but in real life, it's true

[@amnesiac1565]

10:08

[@bunju8990]

I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message

[@urlocalcaraddict]

@@bunju8990 lol

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

“One whisky” was all of us watching the debate

[@mrnonsense1031]

I ordered the whole bottle. 🥃🥃🥃

[@TensorWave]

Timestamp?

[@leena3733]

@@TensorWave 2:37

[@caromurp1]

I read this comment right when he said it 😂

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Hahaha!!! I did the same thing 👍😂.

[@WarIsLife32]

“President trump do you need to hold papas hand” I’m dead😂😂😂

[@erusdearest]

"I don't feel that safe with a lot of people." "BUTT CHUNKS"

[@yostatikx]

yes trump is right, butt chunks are not safe

[@masonbarrett1478]

“I’m going to poop in it as I have never pooped before”

[@Spineless-Lobster]

“If these arms were wings I would fly away.” I’m pretty sure that’s how the moderator felt during the actual debate

[@ashtonskyegorlewski2248]

"It's kinda hard to believe that you are the hopes of the village." I love that line!

[@VanettaMosetta]

"You are worse than 300 itchy sweaters"... there's tears rolling down my face!

[@muhammedjawad8735]

I wasn’t burping it was the wind shoots in a sexier way -trump

[@theminigamer7738]

People on fire need help and people not on fire can lend the help -biden

[@kimberlyperkins2992]

Hilarious

[@Anagapesis_]

If y'all can't find it it's at 5:11

[@3llevate]

"It was the wind that shoots off in a sexier way" 😂😂😂😂😵

[@honyokgaming5601]

Chris gets it

[@mrjopen270]

imagine this being the only evidence that humanity EVER existed

[@bobfrapples1208]

It would be an improvement.

[@daneabdullah6064]

"Hey pork chop, what are you looking at."

[@UserName-zb8ql]

imagine this being the only comment people repost

[@KomodoDragonKing1]

Thats an uncomfortable thought

[@Goodbrew84]

I'd rather this than the real debate being the only evidence

[@lingaustin2854]

“You’re worse than 300 itchy sweaters” is going into my regular vocabulary now thanks

[@HeidiFischerr]

amen

[@Ella-gq7ml]

Ayeee

[@mrsj8331]

😂😂😂

[@samurailevi49]

I mean he must be bad because I’d lose it if I had on 300 itchy sweaters.

[@Cambrandreth]

"Kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village" Accurate.

[@SchitzNGigglez]

“What’s your favorite animal sound?” “Bzzt...”

[@kymba9587]

💀🤣👌🏻

[@bhagyasankar2070]

forshadowing for the fly that will fly onto pence's head?maybe.

[@localbox5825]

A fault in an electric conduit has caused a short circuit...

[@max10hoop]

@RITA 21 y.o I WANT ВОУ!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! you're my sleep paralysis demon

[@sylvervangenderen9359]

@@max10hoop report them

[@StartRecording]

"You're worse than 300 itchy sweaters" That is actually a pretty good low key insult, can you imagine 300 itchy sweaters???

[@scordero12]

Lmao

[@ariahazelwood3842]

The only thing worse than one itchy sweater, is three hundred itchy sweaters...

[@gumisgoodbutimbetter]

I’m cryyyying

[@dianedeck]

complete torture

[@thathistoryguy3021]

I don't know. Can't be worse than a busted scooter at the dump.

[@gavinramlall663]

I don’t know why this is called a “bad” lip reading...This is essentially what happened...

[@777sn2]

It's not a bad lip reading, this is actually what they're saying...

[@Liwaj42]

I'd argue its a better version.

[@jonbeanz37]

They make more sense in this

[@dutube99]

@Log Splitta and you need to reply to it every single time?

[@hoodiehilton5710]

“Will someone answer the phone” “there is no phone ringing” sounds like something that would actually happen with Biden

[@urlocalcaraddict]

This is like a kindergarten talent show.

[@localimon]

So was the real version

[@PetersonJoseph]

Yes, but what do you think about this video?

[@liamwatson9749]

Butt chunks. Clown shed. I agree.

[@zombieritural]

true

[@ForTheLoveOfGodForever]

“Why are you ignoring the world, you robot?”.... *I’m over it*

[@gokudomatic]

It's almost real.

[@fireboi5941]

It seams so sad

[@fireboi5941]

🤣🤣

[@samjackson9560]

You know if these arms were wings I’d fly away

[@Saga_Anserum]

//sexy hair flip//

[@Rizdub]

"It's kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village" This election in a nutshell

[@js66613]

It feels like an anime reference though. XD

[@syxxvralrock5759]

They're more annoying than 300 itchy sweaters.

[@mediablindspots]

This whole thing was brilliant, but that line was especially inspired.

[@jeffdiamond486]

"I just kind of imagined i put my head inside of a stove." Yep.

[@pseudo-intellectualtroll6563]

@@js66613 no

[@gordonmarshall52]

I just rewatched it with the sound down and put my own words in my head. Had myself cracking up😂😂 man am I high😂😂

[@DanKeeleyMusic]

"One whiskey." We were all thinking it, bro.

[@anonsforker8629]

I have the maturity of a 2year old but I’m your 420th like

[@paralleladam2047]

That was so funny lmao

[@vegadeth]

Exactly

[@Wisdomx01]

Bad lip reading has united this nation more than either candidate ever will.

[@LordZordid]

"Look, people on fire need help, and people not on fire can lend the help". I couldn't have said it better myself.

[@johnneilbunting2750]

Kamala Harris, 2022

[@NBFGrimReaper]

@@johnneilbunting2750 of fuck nO! lmao thats worse then biden as president

[@myndlink]

"Mr. President! You've got to stop lighting people on fire! "

[@Adelicows]

Why do you and everyone else think with their feelings?

[@corysmith7148]

Your a bronze goblin! Your a busted scooter at the dump! 😂

[@SynShineLvr]

“Hey, look at me bojangles”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akorn9943]

*”HEY THE P P IS TINGLY!”* -President Donald J Trump

[@JCXP123]

Lmaoo I can't with that part 😂😂😂

[@radicalxedward8047]

That was one of the best lines.

[@NefariousEvildoer]

That probably really is what he says to Melania.

[@bigshlump928]

BUTT CHUnKS!-joe Biden

[@elisaa1620]

Hahahahhaha

[@SooHaaacked]

I would like to use the “c” word *CARING*

[@demon515]

Butt chunks!

[@noodlecoffee193]

*B U T T C H U N K S*

[@mariahenriquez615]

B U T T C H U N K S

[@bluefield086]

*B U T T C H U N K S*

[@pngdotjpeg]

I hope someone has an epipen, because I'm deathly allergic to corn

[@pankaeyk]

"You are worse than 300 itchy sweaters" -Donald Trump, 2020

[@cnotesoto]

Make it 301

[@pankaeyk]

@@cnotesoto Right?

[@sheebeebug]

Biden: "Howdy, fokes!"

[@Samantha-Who-Writes]

Its true

[@ferretman6790]

He’s right tho

[@justanotherweirdofromearth]

“You know, if these arms were wings I’d fly away.” I need that put on a T-shirt. 😂😂😂

[@DrWHO-jv5qi]

"I bought these tiny beans that are supposed to make flowers-" *YOU MEAN SEEDS?* LMFAO

[@TellEmB290]

"President Trump do you need to hold poppa's hand?" *verges on speech, says nothing* For some reason this killed me.

[@kinguman308]

killed me too

[@eharper7]

Holding my mom's hand during church, especially after I was caught arguing with my sister, usually meant that she was waiting for the right moment to take me outside.

[@moretrash4you]

Yw for your 420th like 😎

[@codysdumbchannel6128]

It seems like something Biden would do.

[@reneethegreat2044]

I fully agreee!

[@christopherbeattie3126]

Pretty sure guys in cafeteria think I'm crazy laughing at this so hard. These videos are gold!

[@JNkind5]

I think the line “if these arms were wings I’d fly away” pretty much sums up 2020 for me.

[@shogun8816]

Same

[@cleverclaw5560]

“You know if these arms were wings I’d fly away.” I feel ya man.

[@Dodelijk144]

Straight up.

[@madelineschramm2657]

Same.

[@cynthiaschmidt9420]

My favorite, “I am not burping, I am just blowing the wind in a sexier way.” Hilarious, I needed a good laugh.

[@foxcrafter9007]

that was my favorite part

[@jprakash7245]

8:00 "hey, the pee-pee is tingly" 🤣

[@rflcanela]

LOL

[@sukkapants]

Please please make a new one from the debate last week! I’m checking every day!!! Love yall!!!

[@thunderhog45]

"If you call icing frosting you should beat yourself" "Trust me I do"

[@bigdonsins1703]

*am*

[@R4tti]

RITA 21 y.o I WANT ВОУ!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! Oh shit Rita don’t let him talk you down like that!

[@BreannaMatthews]

"kinda hard to believe you're the hopes of the village" 💀

[@schnioula]

😂😭

[@EnglishTheMoose]

You’re a bronze goblin, you’re a busted scooter at the dump 😂

[@dopeshitslol9999]

Whats ur insta??

[@MrWizeazz]

True facts

[@LaserBeem]

@@dopeshitslol9999 ... :I

[@aryehklein7608]

I love how this video isn’t political at all- just making them both look hilarious - seriously thank you it’s amazing

[@RealNerdyProductions]

Best thing about this video. We just all want to laugh! 😁

[@opaldeadventureersubscribe7825]

Neither was the original

[@majoryoshi]

It's been basically two years since this came out and I've watched this at least 5 or 6 times, always gets a laugh out of me

[@kujju18]

Same. I think a bit more tho. Love it when needing a laugh

[@Saga_Anserum]

"Why do you ignore the world, you robot?" "I'm OVER it"

[@wumbos]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ElijahW2003]

Top ten tragic anime backstories

[@Saga_Anserum]

@@ElijahW2003 more tragic than three hundred itchy sweaters

[@jonfaceski]

same fam

[@candykittenlove2504]

i read this as i watched it

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

I love how seriously they take the questions in "Five Favorites". You can tell Joe put really thought into that arthritis question.

[@brittonstegner2610]

But not as much thought into the favorite body part. Cinco favoritos!

[@Ze_Moose]

Why does Texas always talk about becoming a new country? 😂

[@lineakristensen1821]

It's a hard one 😂

[@NativeVsColonial]

@@Ze_MooseBecause historically Texas was a Mexican territory

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

@@brittonstegner2610 He didn't need to think about that one.

[@mattstanford9673]

"One whiskey." That about sums it up. That debate was so painful to watch.

[@GreenGlo1991]

Legit summed up Chris for this entire thing.

[@cassidyzollinger260]

"You know if these arms were wings I'd fly away" Is also really effective in describing how we all felt watching that

[@kasnitch]

that better be a big whiskey

[@AbnormalBans]

Please give us a sequel this year

[@ExcelFrost]

-"Your favorite body part" - N O S T R I L S

[@rauminen4167]

Yeah, this one was pointy, ain't it?

[@jden496261]

Funniest part imo 😂

[@wethepeopledontworkforyou2659]

-Sniffy sniffy...".mmmm hey Secret service, kidnap this one and keep her alive for me until I get to the Epstein Lodge. This one smells good."

[@friedricefred3609]

Efficient for sniffing hair

[@mannhouse8014]

@@wethepeopledontworkforyou2659 "Aw shit... I wanted that one.." - Donald Trump

[@theflorestv1778]

Trump: that wasn’t burping. IT WASNT BURPING, that was- that was the wind that shoots out in a sexier way, you get it? Chris: I do. I do get it.

[@larafrances1983]

Crying!!!

[@johanspirut4016]

Trump: "If you call icing "frosting," you should beat yourself" Chris: "Trust me, I am" 3:31

[@BrandonMontejo305]

😂😂

[@evalyndinesen8908]

haha

[@Camsvfx_]

@@johanspirut4016 XD

[@elonmusk2920]

accurate title: trump and biden have a stroke for 11 minutes straight

[@MezephelesArt]

Trump and Biden are themselves for 11 minutes straight.

[@elonmusk2920]

@@MezephelesArt Yes yes, that would do well too!

[@antonionegrete33]

America belongs to the young

[@rapperkate]

me having a stroke watching the real debate

[@num5golden1]

Butt chunks buttchunks BUTTCHUNKS

[@roscoeswet3uit]

“Your worse than 300 itchy sweaters” What a burn

[@HawksNestYT]

Been waiting for this since the moment the debate started lmao

[@vonny291]

Recoil k k k k

[@NeverEndingParadise]

Bahaha same!

[@thegreengiant2655]

Now I’m waiting for the ERB

[@tomyoes963]

Yus

[@georgehutter339]

Ok so tbh this looks like what i pictured would happen.

[@norasavage19]

“Kill me.” - Chris Wallace. Sounds pretty accurate to me 😂

[@josie4065]

Ngl he deserved all the trouble he got during the debate.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo890]

❌💋

[@makepizzanotwar2608]

"You know, if these arms were wings, I'd fly away." The quote of 2020 that everyone in the world can relate to.

[@keikei8598]

ONCE??

[@makepizzanotwar2608]

@@keikei8598 Am I a Once? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.

[@keikei8598]

@@makepizzanotwar2608 YESSS

[@iambird.2153]

Unless you were born in 2021

[@makepizzanotwar2608]

@@iambird.2153 Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if a fetus attempt to try out this Christmas because of how shitty this year is. Then again... 2021 could be worse.

[@Sunbeargirl-]

I've watched this several times since 2020, and it kills me every time. 😂