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[@Emily-qu2yc]

_Hair loss_ *YOU MUST BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!*

[@lucabubenko6314]

That's what I was thinking too

[@iikooxii3286]

Me: loses hair Google translate: *PERFECT!*

[@katerobertson2088]

My fever was booed on the bed

[@katerobertson2088]

We all have a nice day every day

[@chaosxparadigm2535]

*Inner bippies*

[@SafeHavenEquineandCanine]

Original: "It's not just a wash, its an elevation" Google: "I am 60 years old this year" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@justeddsworld10]

Google. Your Not 60. Your 21

[@lavender_heart3831]

Just Eddsworld 10 2020 *your 60 not 21?

[@phuonglu1332]

Lavender_heart :3 Im not sure what your saying but google IS 21 years old it searched it up

[@SafeHavenEquineandCanine]

Lol 2:12

[@SafeHavenEquineandCanine]

@@phuonglu1332 2:12

[@lusq600]

"And you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment." *Jamal loses his chAnce*

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

*Together, we can stop this*

[@maximuscraig8222]

@@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 😂

[@sanayapatil3841]

CaLm DoWn JaMaL

[@nowshinnawar946]

*'In The Summer You Can Buy Icecream'* *'and you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment'* *(TRULY BEAUTIFUL)*

[@glendagregory5922]

DABS Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO YEAH

[@grunklesam787]

“I want to fill a box of chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaw” We all do, we all do.

[@marleneserrano1659]

I died at that part like Lmfo 🤣😂

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

I like your pfp

[@staplegxnn]

Sigh, if only I had some :( Edit: I forgot I breed chickens lmao I have like 6 in a coop in my back yard lol

[@robloxwithjoseph3049]

I want a box full of chickens because they’re so cute

[@chrissymyers9673]

I am a chicken breeder so yes!!!

[@waso-suwi]

*_These make more sense than the original commercials._*

[@TheAustronaut03]

*_I N N E R B I P P I E S_*

[@kristyn9977]

*I N N E R B I P P I E S*

[@wolfnelina8193]

I know right

[@gabygacha6609]

Hair Loss YOU MUST BE PERFECT!!!!!!!!!

[@RodyTheRoad]

Silence! *My fever was B O O E D on the bed.*

[@mintcreamtea4677]

fun fact: the way she pronounced "trucs de cheveux" actually makes it so that she said "horse stuff"

[@eebertdeebert]

mintcreamtea Yeah, while the actual spelling is “Hair stuff”, the pronunciation turned it into “Horse stuff”.

[@plant2188]

mintcreamtea I didn’t know that lol

[@cooburger]

:0

[@satan3763]

@@eebertdeebert The french language is such a mess...

[@mediocretriplethreat]

Actually, it means HAIR stuff. Horse stuff is truce de chevaux.

[@dwarfnamedcake]

“ it’s summer. “ “ the fresh air caresses your skin” “ IN SUMMER, YOU CAN BUY ICE CREAM!!” well, she’s not wrong.

[@Vergil38]

Agreed

[@angelitomangalus3429]

Aggred

[@NateIsNotOkay]

Agred

[@cindyzhaoyingzi8719]

Agerd

[@randomperson_122]

this comment is uderrated

[@saf3526]

Ad: Live your watermelon life, gradually Google translate: KEEP YOUR HOME

[@artfulchaos2061]

google translate: this is a threat...

[@nsa6103]

i have to keep my home :O

[@prig1557]

@@nsa6103 GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS COMING!

[@hammyboigaming904]

That was good advice, I'm glad I took it

[@geniuspig1748]

Here comes B I L L S

[@isle-unto-thyself]

*The sound of memes screaming for relevance* That is so beautiful, I've never worshiped a line more.

[@radiator1847]

Anonymous Mothman so Beautiful I'm crying..*sniff* ItS sO bEaUTufUl

[@MoMo-sf8vk]

Do HD add my basketball

[@sugarcubecornerr5856]

this is so amazing is this poetry 10/10

[@holyroller67]

Lel only 4 comments

[@Ilikegarlicbread]

It really is beautiful....

[@sara-cc5yv]

Google Translate: "The Puppy Barley Club" Me: What?? Google Translate: "Yes, The Puppy Barley Club"

[@skellytheskeletos8490]

What,did you never heard of *THE PUPPY BARLEY CLUB* ?

[@encarnacioncuadronalvaro7680]

It is a new religion ? 'cuase im in xd

[@iceeacream]

@@skellytheskeletos8490 NO I HAVEN’T SEEN IT IS IT NEW

[@0Blue_Star0]

Yes it’s new

[@0Blue_Star0]

Well it’s two years ago

[@gh0stt0wn3]

No one: No one ever: Google Translate: *“inner bippies“*

[@gravityfallsaddict]

Isn’t a bippie what Bill was called when he was in Dipp-oh wait, that’s not it... *DANG IT MY GRAVITY FALLS BRAIN*

[@lazyperson.3790]

@@gravityfallsaddict ITS BIPPER

[@idk77700]

o i l o f m y r r h i n t o t h e h e a l t h o f t h e m o u t h

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

I googled what this meant and this was the first result I think I’m going to cry 😂😂😂 Ask yourself,what are inner bippies? I like to think of them as creatures that live in the Puppy Barley Club. They are not cute,just marketed to be so we buy them. They are, in fact, terrifiying creatures that live in your handbag.

[@kristhedumbass6281]

Oh boy, here come the shippers

[@camillecoquard3578]

I am French and that's really weird for me when she said "truc de cheveux" because she pronounced it as to say "horse stuff"

[@shefaf]

HAIR STUFF IN FRENCH Oh, and inner bippies

[@atyourservice2410]

Tips trips and DIY no replies?

[@metathechangeling926]

Tips trips and DIY what is a bippie

[@smugsenko]

inner bippies are things u like too plae wityh

[@narwhals4550]

Shift The Changeling a bippie is a slang term for butt.

[@brbrpoisonxx5023]

_"Never mind, that our name means 'Hair stuff'. It still sounds cool"_ *I fecking died* XD

[@Iristallite]

me too

[@MiniMia48]

don't swear :P

[@kidchalleen4250]

NOWONE GAVE YOU A BAD WORD PASS.

[@kelly_seastar]

Well, it's not wrong :3

[@slainedale8032]

Never mind that it's not translated, it's still funny! 🤭 And that is what matters!

[@mariacargille1396]

"I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws." *falls over laughing uncontrollably*

[@gigi6019]

‘My fever was booed on the bed’‘ Im dead🤣😂

[@MirorR3fl3ction]

The Puppy Barley Club is now a thing. Anyone subbed to the translator fails channel is now a member. Please make this a Tee-Shirt!

[@annikaParnda]

I'm in

[@rominabesteiro3441]

THE FEELS!

[@Kayley199514]

yes. yes please

[@galev3955]

The desing should say "The Puppy Barley Club" on the top, under that would be the picture and undr the picture it would say "YES, the Puppy Barley Club"

[@winteraquarius1595]

Where do I sign up?

[@yummyyorkie1239]

In the summer You can buy ice cream. *Shovels ice cream into mouth*

[@matvanhorn1858]

YummyYorkie 123 me everyday

[@type-1-awesome499]

Mat Van Horn same

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Ah yes. My dream afternoon.

[@lostinthecosmos635]

@@matvanhorn1858 Same. XD

[@lostinthecosmos635]

Me

[@alexgolden1731]

Her: most of you wanted watermelon related stuff Ms in all my stupidity: "SHE SHOWERS WITH PANTENE BUT I GOT WATERMELONNNNEE TO KEEP ME CLEAN"

[@kiriakikanderaki6210]

"In the summer you can buy ice cream" *Finally, someone who understands me-*

[@annaward5486]

Poor Jamal. He had a fever and he had to keep his home because he was 60 years old and he thought it was important to hate everything. But it was a nice day everyday and he had to fill a box full of chickens and puppies.

[@MarioAndSonicFAN]

WUT

[@ilyarudnitskiy8122]

Think you mean *Bippies*.

[@happi_patti]

The good days are all due to the puppy barley club

[@mrdunk2955]

Well, Jamal lost his chance and his fever was booed, no wonder he hates everything, but at least he had a great day every day.

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

Also I think he had no hair?

[@Glitched_Vee]

“In The summer you can buy ice cream” Me in summer in a nutshell.

[@OOB080]

me too

[@irishhamiltonmemes6748]

Same

[@SpacingOut_]

😂

[@ciara6138]

Your pfp makes this comment so much better😂 RIP (Died trying to get ice cream, quite literally) 😂

[@meliketopoststuff3192]

:)

[@boulder394]

Is nobody gonna mention that the “real” ads are actually kinda good

[@nomorejellybeanflower6659]

exactly

[@septianadewi]

SILENCE, MY FEVER IS BOOED ON THE BED

[@septianadewi]

INNER BIPPIESSSSS

[@catchupichu]

I don't think that hair loss is a good sign when you use shampoo

[@potatocat8589]

Same

[@chr9688]

CatchuPichu No, hair loss is a good sign. You always want your hair products that are supposed to make your hair nicer just completely destroy it and make it fall out. Why would you ever want your hair to be silky smooth when you can just lose it all right?

[@catchupichu]

@@chr9688 Actually, you have a good point there. I never liked my hair anyway, I've always wanted to be bold. I've just never understood it 'till now

[@Future_Pheonix]

The shampoo I use actually does that lol

[@pedromaneiro123]

That's only on the first attempt

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

“Hair loss, you need to be perfect!” me: *You need therapy*

[@aperson5215]

And YOU MUST BE PERFECT

[@muffin1168]

@@aperson5215 You are perfect.

[@playgroundswings1926]

@@muffin1168 you too, are perfect.

[@stickii_B]

@@playgroundswings1926 You are also perfect.

[@playgroundswings1926]

@@stickii_B you, are perfectly perfect.

[@raehollow7342]

No one: Google: Unfortunately...their products are beautiful!

[@theytbro]

Darn it, my things look nice!

[@naturewarrior5548]

“We all have a nice day EVERY DAY” My depression and anxiety: *Am I a f***ing JOKE to you?* My emotional savior: Am I a joke to YOU?

[@veragirljones8039]

Golden comment

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Google translate is in denial eating lots of ice cream getting hairloss an is 60years old.

[@poppybrosjrex6922]

Jayamila Persson no, she’s ( or he ) is actually 21.

[@Vitality_28]

My new-found depresson - am *I* a joke to you?!

[@twighlightmoon8163]

“The sound of memes screaming for relevance

[@shefaf]

I love how gradually watermeloned was just... *silence*

[@KitsukiiPlays]

It's like Google translate looked back at his own mistakes

[@ovenknees4410]

It's like when you said something dumb in the past and your friends always tease you

[@ichbins4886]

The sound of.... watermelons~

[@BrainyAshes]

I don't like how Malinda's fever was booed on the bed though... *silence*

[@tinchaaa]

a diabetic watermelon is what we need in our lives

[@coyotix]

This video: *translating a shampoo commercial * _A few months later in a quarantined video_ "lOnG lIvE mY sHaMpOo FrIeNdS"

[@xxcloudii2059]

Me in quarantine:yeah that's normal

[@-c00kie]

No one: Not a single soul: Google translate: SILENCE!

[@hrudhanaukudkar5752]

Dumbledore said calmly

[@real_mushroom_hunter]

"I want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecassary hair to the jaws" Uh, are you okay?

[@japanpanda2179]

That was so good, the graphic fit perfectly too

[@kavaler1471]

Is anybody okay-?

[@lukeh8891]

I can translate! They clearly want to build a chicken coop and grow a beard.

[@peachkissaffirmations8136]

Yes and no

[@lynettealvarez7911]

No they hit their head with a rock

[@IceePhoenix]

New trend: Hair loss. Friend: What happened to your hair? Me: New trend.

[@balloonboom5912]

And Cancer

[@ummtulip]

And alopecia

[@lucikka3674]

That got morbid.

[@gwillis01]

I am also in favor of unisex, universally usable grooming products. I am tired of paying the " apply pink plastic so that you can look like a lady" surcharge.

[@hawkfeather6802]

That's best description for that 😂

[@bosnianhazclub1]

"You can buy Ice Cream in Summer now." Wait, it is finally Legal to do that? *YEEEEEEEEEEEEA*

[@PolyanaGM]

3:07 OMG YOU ARE KILLING ME LMAO

[@dianaloayzat4975]

Wow, more uploads.

[@stitch8589]

MALINDA SOMEONE IS DYING

[@Someone-km3mx]

@@stitch8589 I AM

[@katzo916]

Oml

[@thebestauthor8212]

R.I.P. then

[@nomorevideos5118]

Teacher: why are you laughing Me: n-nothing My mind: hair loss will be your first attempt

[@clarascats1365]

I relate to this comment so much

[@river3604]

Same lol

[@funpersonakaebw1110]

You must be PERFECT

[@SistaKhandie]

Hair Loss. You much be perfect!!!!

[@jacobg.406]

"We all have a nice day every day!' I wish... That'd be nice.

[@Rambomoviefan427]

Like to join the Puppy Barley Club Yes The *Puppy* *BARLEY* *Club*

[@therealslmccl]

How to do a sponsor right. I was laughing the whole time!

[@dontreadmypicture4835]

FandomTrash93 *_DO NOT READ MY NAME_*

[@black-moon01]

@@dontreadmypicture4835 I hate you :(

[@DepFromDiscord]

arent you everywhere dude like pm seymore

[@cloudlion1610]

I see you everywhere your great

[@rwn_tree]

The Puppy Barley Club The best club in existence

[@TANC_Charley]

The puppy barley club Yes, the puppy barley club.

[@hamncheese2987]

Wat u c feel and feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

[@TANC_Charley]

Oil of myrh into the health of the mouth

[@TANC_Charley]

Styles, goods, Inner bippies and of course royal furniture.

[@Beadface]

CAN I JOIN???

[@thebestauthor8212]

2:25 WAIT GOOGLE TRANSLATES HAIR GREW BACK HER THING IS HAIR LOSS BUT SHE HAS HAIR AGAIN

[@slyar]

0:43 I mean, they're not wrong

[@globuserealtors1674]

Lol

[@meowocean]

*Jamal loses his chance* *gasp* OH THE HORROR!!! THE HORROR!!!

[@L-sillybrained]

MeowOcean NOOOOOO JAMAL

[@IceePhoenix]

"YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AT THE COTILLION, YOU-" ~Grunkle Stan

[@ian_b]

I am haunted by the sadness of Jamal.

[@wolfnelina8193]

Pusheen

[@asgore4719]

Bruh

[@thenightrioters-midnight-5678]

“Climb the ladder anyway you can.” Me- That’s a staircase gurl

[@hummingbirdspark3998]

The Moon Wolves -Midnight- it’s just an expression

[@seanbluekiller]

Minecraft: YES

[@vcreativeart16]

I bet theres one comment like "diD sHe ActUaLlY gO BaLD!?!"

[@twomuchcloudy7332]

diD sHe ActUaLLy gO baLD?

[@glendagregory5922]

WIG CAP

[@cecilia7171]

Google: The Puppy Barley Club. Yes, the Puppy Barley Club This is totally a real Club.

[@xxcloudii2059]

We need that club

[@fates1child]

zendari.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Puppy_Barley_Club the wiki

[@marleneserrano1659]

@@fates1child ????

[@alexwasakf3086]

@@marleneserrano1659 thats true

[@alexwasakf3086]

@@marleneserrano1659 thats the real club made by malinda herself.

[@Alex-mf3jj]

"It's important to decide to hate it all" Google translate spoke to me

[@normalperson659]

Alex You make me sick..

[@rebeccadavis2178]

Does that mean you hate her channel?

[@lalollabridge]

Rebecca Davis don’t think so

[@FplusETVChannel]

Translated: "It's important to name everything" Google Translator spoke to me

[@paisleighyt6153]

It is isn’t it?

[@K9CORPSE]

Its not just a wash, its an elevation. *I am 60 years old this year*

[@kissresa]

Sayori, you're alive?! :0

[@lalollabridge]

I AM 60 YEARS OLD AND I NEED A HAIR WASH

[@iesalyn6306]

Your son is 60 years old today.... He has something he'd like to say, he's been practicing all day.. Phillip take it away!

[@shannoso6918]

Sayori!!

[@b1g.sh0t]

Sayori :o

[@lunarwhispers]

Some of mah fav lines: JAMAL LOSES HIS CHANCE *_hair loss_* *YOU MUST BE PERFECT* *KEEP YOUR HOME* I want to fill a box of chickens, and add unnecessary hair to the jaws and finally: the puppy barley club _yes_ the puppy barley club

[@craftyfish0]

I translated the Trucs De Cheveux. French: Want to stand out from the crowd? Go up the ladder anyway? Then your hair should look the part. Be the first to try Hair Tricks. The only shampoo to take your hair to its peak. It's not just a wash, it's an uplift. It doesn't matter that our name simply means "hair stuff" in French; it still looks cool. And that's what matters. Hair Tips: Everything you need to be successful. Welsh: Want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder whatever you can? Then your hair needs to look the part. Be the first to try De Cheveux Trucks. The only shampoo to take your hair to its highest potential. It's not just a wash, it's an elevation. Never mind that our name just means "hairstyle" in French; it still sounds cool. And that's what matters. De Cheveux Trucks: The things you need to succeed. Japanese: Want to stand out from the crowd? Can I climb the ladder anyway? Then your hair needs to look at that part. Try Trucs De Cheveux first. The only shampoo that brings your hair to its full potential. It's not just cleaning, it's altitude. Don't worry that our name means "hair" in French. It's still cool. And that's important. Trucs De Cheveux: What you need to be successful. Dutch (It almost translated correctly!): Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder anyway? Then your hair should look good. Be the first to try Tricks De Cheveux. The only shampoo that takes your hair to its highest potential. It's not just a wash, it's an elevation. It doesn't matter that our name just means "hair stuff" in French; it still sounds cool. And that's what matters. Tricks De Cheveux: The Things You Need to Succeed. Icelandic: Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the stairs anyway? Then the hair needs to look for the part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that gets the hair the best. It's not just washing, but raising. Do not assume that our name just means "hair stuff" in French; it still sounds cool. And that's what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: The Material You Need To Succeed. Hawiian (I had a good laugh at this one!): Want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder can you? Then your hair should look neat. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. Only shampoo will take your hair to the highest level. It’s not just a wash, it’s a height. Do not think that our name in French is simply "hair thing". still good. And that is the important thing. Trucs De Cheveux: The things you need to work on. Malay: Want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then your hair needs to look its part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo to bring your hair to the highest level. It is not just washing, but height. Do not forget that our name simply means "hair item" in French; still sounds cold. And that is what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: The things you need to succeed. Turkish (The translator really got it wrong!): Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then your hair should look like its own part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that maximizes your hair. Not just washing, but boy. Remember, our name means "hair material" in French; still feels cold. And that's what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: Things you need to be successful. Russian: Want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then your hair should look right. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that brings your hair to the highest level. It's not just a wash, but a height. Remember that our name in French simply means “hair product”; still sounds cold. And this is the main point. Trucs De Cheveux: what you need for success. Korean: Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Can you climb the stairs? Then the hair needs to see that part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that can bring your hair to the highest level. It's not just washing, it's height. Don't forget that our name simply means "hair item" in French. It still sounds cold. And that's what matters. Trucs De Cheveux: What you need for success. Latin (oh no): In order to be found everywhere; You can climb the ladder anyway? Then, it is necessary to look at from the side of your head. Cheveux trucs the first try. The only shampoos and hair to its highest point of your potential. It's not just a wash, it's elevation. Never mind that our name was just 'hair stuff, "french, and it sounds cool. And it describes. Cheveux de trucs and furniture will need to succeed. Irish: Want to stand out from the crowd? Take the ladder anyway can you? Then your hair has to look the part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo to build your hair to its highest potential. It’s not just a wash, it’s an elevation. Never mind that our name only means “hair things” in French; it's still cute. And that is what is important. Trucs De Cheveux: The stuff you need to be successful. Polish: Do you want to stand out from the crowd? Are you climbing the ladder anyway? Then your hair has to look like a part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that gives your hair the highest potential. It's not just washing, it's a facade. Never mind that our name means "hair" in French; still sounds cool. And that matters. Trucs De Cheveux: Things you need to be successful. Hebrew: Want to stand out from the crowd? Climb the ladder anyway you can? Then your hair should show the part. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo that takes the hair to its highest potential. It's not just rinsing, but height. You do not care that our name means only "things for hair" in French; That still sounds cool. and this is what's important. Trucs De Cheveux: The things you need to Zulu: Want to stand out from the crowd? Go up the ladder but you can? After that your hair needs to look partly. Be the first to try Trucs De Cheveux. The only shampoo to take your hair to the highest level. It’s not just a bath, it rises. Don’t worry our name just means “hair stuff” in French; it still feels cool. And that's what's important. Trucs De Cheveux: Things you need to succeed. Mixed: Where do you want to go? Can I go up the stairs? Then your hair looks like it was left out Trying hair for the first time tried. The shampoo can restore the hair to its natural state. She is healthy unless she is beautiful. I despise the so-called "French trick" of very fine hair. She explains the wisdom of the hair, the decision movement

[@cryingchild4209]

i love this comment lol how long did this take you tho

[@craftyfish0]

@@cryingchild4209 I forget since it’s literally been 2 years

[@cryingchild4209]

@@craftyfish0 yeah lol probably took you ages and you don't even have so many likes as you should have

[@Viva46859]

Latin ( *OH NO* )

[@kerriwolfton3195]

I love the Latin and the mixed ones the most. They are the most messed up ones fit for translator fails

[@nicetomeetmew]

Puppy barley club - 10/10 would join

[@liam_angel_x5355]

Do you get free inner bippies for joining the puppy barley club

[@johnv3689]

zendari.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Puppy_Barley_Club

[@jaerobee]

John V did you make that?

[@laflame5506]

@@jaerobee he did it says that proxies are inner bippies😁

[@jemma2441]

I would join animal barley club

[@atlanticcube4148]

No one: Like, literally no one: Google Translate: OnLy oNE ChAMpAgnE HAs thE HiGHesT HaIR PoTEntIaL

[@abrahamdoucette]

no one: no one

[@paper2222]

you must be perfect

[@Pumpkinsmasherok]

Translator: the puppy barley club

[@theultimategayman1714]

Hair loss you must be perfect.

[@supechube_k]

600th liker!!

[@azzuman544]

1:57 I'm french and I wasn't ready for that

[@isuckateverything.]

“And you lose yourself in the beauty of this moment.” *J A M A L L O S E S H I S C H A N C E*

[@boilerfan18]

I don’t even know what would happen in a Puppy Barley club but I want it.

[@bluishwolf]

I can only assume it would revolve around beer.

[@entropyzero5588]

Or whiskey. Oh and puppies of course. Can't forget the puppies!

[@ResaChiic]

making inside jokes and memes around google translate

[@royalty_purple5554]

Jared you would play with puppy's and feed them barley 😄😄😄

[@GhostGlitch.]

Chilling with puppies and drinking alcohol.

[@frozendaffodil3272]

"HAIR LOSS , YOU MUST BE PERFECT" You bet it is😂😂😂😂

[@FloopyDisk23]

Our name is constantly implied to french photographs. ITS IMPORTANT TO DECIDE TO HATE IT ALL!!

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

hAiR lOsS wIlL bE yOuR fIrSt AtTeMpT

[@slavicakocirova5005]

Lord Voldemort be like:

[@alecosaurusrex1266]

“What makes you laugh?” Me: “well it’s complicated”

[@jaykilkenny4409]

"I am 60 year old this year!"

[@Dayday-6297]

Note: DON'T drink water during this

[@briseistoralde1994]

Noted!

[@e.me.r3401]

Thanks, I was about to drink my delicious Capri sun orange juice. I would have cried at its loss

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Why if I mav know

[@briseistoralde1994]

@@Anotherchild_lol So that you won't accidentally choke on it or spit it out.

[@raynahvaughn6347]

Oops.

[@frosty5443]

Yes. The Puppy Barley Club. Only for VIP. I want a T-shirt with this one.

[@Ryan-ys1vq]

P08

[@Ladiebugg789]

I really want Puppy Barley Club in this world

[@conlon4332]

"The Puppy Barley Club" so sounds like the name of a secret society! 3:24 And the fact that it was like "Yes, you heard that right. The Puppy Barley Club." is so hilarious!

[@anchors2860]

The way she looked so worried when she ate ice cream made me laugh so much

[@ShawlTales]

When I was little, I used to say "bippie" instead of "puppy." Google knows. :O

[@therealtimdrake]

Inner puppies

[@ah2972]

Alyssa Thibedeau Audet inner puppies!

[@JachAnen]

Google knows all

[@Beadface]

😱😱😱😱

[@peppertherealmvp2542]

3:10 “I want to fill a box of chickens” *how many chickens?* Answer: *ALL OF THE CHICKENS!!*

[@kt-ej3os]

LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!

[@michaelguertin1352]

Bring me one of those CHICKENS!

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

“How much unnecessary hair?”

[@cinamoontoost7244]

Who wants there to actually be a perfume called gradually wartermeloned? And wants there to actually be a puppy barley club?

[@alexwasakf3086]

Theres actually puppy barley club and idk if theres gradually watermelon-

[@blshultz11]

I just looked up the puppy barley club, turns out people put stuff about it on the web, but it’s still just by Malinda

[@TheVoiceinTheDarkness]

​@@blshultz11 ya someone made a fake wiki for it and all

[@kdemetter]

"Puppy Barley Club. What you see. Feel. And Feeel" Finally a club that combines my love of puppies and drinking. Honestly, not a bad slogan. Puppies and beer is all about the feels

[@fdre14]

YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME AND I HAVE YOUR NOTIFICATIONS TURNED ON, AND I WAS LIKE 'WHO TF IS TRANSLATOR FAILS' AND THEN I SAW IT WAS YOU LMAOOO 😂 kisses from portugal !!

[@elirchi9214]

Viviana Costa i cant like it iTS ON 69

[@fdre14]

I D G A F HOW TF I ALREADY HAVE 74 LIKES, LAST TIME I SAW I HAD 1

[@kirinjaye]

Ikr same and 111th like lol

[@HiDE-rj5pt]

Viviana Costa 😂😂ikr

[@igoroliveira9778]

Outro pt aqui!?

[@blazerthedelphox]

"In the summer you can buy ice cream." Well, they're not wrong. We have a few local ice cream parlors that operate seasonally.

[@cormorantcolors6791]

Blazer the Delphox Why isn’t your picture the superior evolution of that Pokémon? It’s in your name...

[@ebstudios4383]

“Climb the ladder” But that’s a staircase HmMmMmMmMmMmMm

[@thatoneweirdkidoncrack4260]

1:12 I’m dying XD

[@kazuwuhaz]

"Inner bippies?" What? "And royal furniture"...me on my last brain cell: yeaaaaaaaaaaah

[@newtonpud34]

🎵 it's the finale branicell 🎵

[@princetweed2255]

@@newtonpud34 dudududu dududududu dudududu dududududududu dudududu dududududu dudududu dududududududu🎶🎶

[@newtonpud34]

@@princetweed2255 [ *cute little dab* ] >:3

[@fnafweirdo8551]

@@newtonpud34 🎵nanana last brain cell!🎵

[@FoxEllaAnimation]

Unfortunately... It's products are beautiful ... Why is that unfortunate ?

[@septunderground]

"we are on the big wall, this is unfortunate"

[@baykkus]

Because you'll spend all your money in them.

[@KitsukiiPlays]

Good translate is a bit of pessimist...

[@Painfulldarksoul]

Well. They are supposed to be used, so there will be squising and such, which will ruin the form of the containers.

[@connaeris8230]

If you work for a rival company, that is very unfortunate

[@sarahalexandermartins2913]

Video: I want to fill a box of chickens and add hair Me: WHAT THE FRICK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@mrtrappedchest7160]

Her reaction to the oil of myrrh is the best part for me (sorry Malinda lol)

[@neerakalia1566]

I read 'badly translated' as 'baldly translated' then I looked at the thumbnail and I thought "makes sense " true story😅

[@zionnemakoma1398]

Lol

[@rainbowcupcake2986]

YOU TOO!?

[@alory7923]

Neera Kalia actually same!

[@sweatingfrommyeyes767]

Me too haha

[@ravioliravioli118]

ME TOO!!!!

[@TheNoteblockLizard]

OMG!! Inner bippies got me so much! That's another life lost to laughter XD

[@scorpeyrusakura9795]

4:30

[@kaianimatesyt]

"We have a nice day every day!" Literally everyone in 2020: **Strained whispering voice** *NO WE DON'T*

[@sunoosairconditioner4385]

I looked up “Puppy Barley Club” and I had a result about PUPPY BARLEY CLUB it looked kind of similar to Wikipedia

[@macattack1756]

I'm no doctor, but I think inner bippies are undiscovered body parts. WE NEED ANSWERS

[@bessieburnet9816]

It does sound like something in the boobs

[@elvalin9474]

shadowXXe inner buttocks?

[@genehawthorne8502]

@@shadowxxe Buttocks.

[@shadowxxe]

@@genehawthorne8502 Yes buttocks

[@dweebteambuilderjones7627]

Gluteus minimus, then?

[@fredarok579]

I want to join the Puppy Barley Club.

[@NicosLostTapes]

4:06 sorry I just want to keep watching this - it’s hilarious

[@Sylvezard2012]

“In summer, you can buy ice cream!” Thats true tho-

[@whiteraven562]

I can't stop laughing at "inner bippies"

[@samiegeronazzo6122]

(mr. Stark, I don't feel so good) FEELS AND FEELS

[@prismatic_sky7255]

hOW DARE YOU

[@esmegigigenevievesqualor2262]

MR STARK PLZZZ NO I DONT WANNA GOOOIII

[@rabbitbunny136]

"live your watermelon life, gradually" *respiratory system explodes*

[@Cl-2048]

I died laughing. Thankfully I had that Totem of Undying!

[@eved.2173]

*Hair Loss.* YOU MUST BE PERFECT

[@TheSackese]

If you change just one letter in "Cheveux" it will litterally mean "Horse Stuff" 🤣

[@user-ss2pj1rh7q]

The way she pronounced it, it already does lol

[@kendraterry3165]

Cheveux, Cheveul, basically the same!

[@pennilessdeity2198]

Lol ikr

[@OOB080]

It's for ponytails anyway

[@nepheo5243]

Poor Jamal...

[@sunoosairconditioner4385]

1:30 I agree Malinda the ones I see involve people randomly running through walls 🤣

[@ellad6366]

the sound of memes *SCREAMING* for relevance idk why but that had me dead

[@DavidsUternal]

hair loss, YOU MUST BE PERFECT

[@NinjaVikingAnimations]

why is no one talking about what is the funniest part in my opinion, "i want to fill a box of chickens and add unnecessary hair to the jaws."

[@robbymounce5764]

“So, Robby, what club are you joining at school?” The Puppy Barley Club…….Yes. The Puppy Barley Club!

[@classyxcat4953]

"Gradually Watermeloned." I would buy this just to spray this on me meanwhile the 1 hour gradually watermelon sentence plays.

[@fuck_youtube_handles]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not even Malinda: Google Translate: inner bippies

[@papasitox1027]

Inner bippies

[@Furenwhy]

I love how Malinda was trying to say butt wipes but then said inner bippies xD

[@moonlightcorner1511]

Inner bippies means inner butt 😬

[@minalepenguin7322]

•Cookie Aesthetics• Hey can you see if my inner bippies look good

[@jkim-08]

@@minalepenguin7322 oh dang

[@kristhedumbass6281]

3:43 What is that? The pet name Bill gonna be using once him and Dipper start dating?

[@daynaw28]

I literally just got a beauty product ad before this LOL