Badly Translated Spanish History

[@boxylemons7961]

Spain crucifying a dragon kinda just seems like something they would actually do in their history

[@FdubsMapping]

Pretty realistic

[@baonghita3600]

True

[@frostythesnowmanlol]

Note that they'd only do this if the dragon wasn't harming anyone, if the dragon fought back the Spanish would have just given up

[@EvilGNU]

Yeah I was like "where is the mistranslation there?"

[@catriamflockentanz]

The Dragon clearly didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[@smlegscat]

Getting a lot of lore about HIS bloodline, which makes sense since HE was born in Spain

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

Oh heah!

[@Kelso2003]

Don't know why the Spanish didn't use HIM, in the Spanish-American War

[@Deridus]

HE is of Spain, born in Spain, and has played this game... thrice now, I suppose.

[@elianes5505]

@@Kelso2003 According to the lore, HE died in 1893, coming back in 1900 to invade the eight lands of China and taking the fields. So Spain was unfortunately not able to use him.

[@Kelso2003]

@@elianes5505 bad timing for HE to die

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

We need a badly translated history of Cambodia since they're so pivotal to world events throughout time.

[@idkwhattonamemyselfsoyeah]

Yes! We do!

[@SiPakRubah]

I bet they gonna make Pol Pot as some sort of god

[@crimsonrose215]

YES!

[@Longshanks1690]

@@AlastorTheNPDemon Imagine that’s the video where Cambodia is never mentioned once 🤣

[@Cynicallyskeptic]

@@SiPakRubahSince HE already defeated GOD III, even Pol Pot as a deity will lose 😂😂😂

[@TheMadHatter248]

Ah, the De-feeter. Cousin to the Dis-armer.

[@EvenMoreTiniestWizard]

disbeilever of DE-meter

[@crackawackaofficial]

yall remember that HE was born in spain? this is HIS video

[@retardeddragapult]

He has multiple birthdays, birthplaces, death days

[@laayiv9449]

Spain, which was part of the Ottoman Empire at the time

[@amhumanperson3592]

​@@laayiv9449He is so proud of Spain he went back in time to battle for it

[@vaiyt]

And yet this timeline has no mention of his birth, only his deaths

[@amhumanperson3592]

@@vaiyt therefore we can assume his patriotism for Spain was so big HE became a timeless being capable of appearing at any point of history and resurrecting himself

[@b.v3989]

"The Nine Death Security Foundation" Sounds awesome.

[@ChromaticGlasses]

And, like he said, is pretty much SCP stuff lol "Epsilon-11 "Nine-Tailed Fox" is a Mobile Task Force deployed in containment breaches and cases of upmost importance"

[@harkchester999]

Codename cat-corps(e)

[@AtticusKarpenter]

Sounds like some charm from Exalted

[@fadillaarief5526]

the most powerful thing in the badly translated world: 1. He 2. Cambodia 3. Me

[@caim3465]

Me is a violent catholic from Astoria who uses an electric chair for therapy

[@perturbedbatman2009]

“Crucified Dragon” sounds like an awesome band name.

[@piacomispl2023]

Blackened folk/power metal

[@iwndximxuhtk]

I'ma write this down

[@blazi2293]

Spain seems like the coolest country ever. crucifying a dragon, fighting against neo-nazis, recruting the nazgul as a security foundation. Also that Alfonso dude is everywhere

[@tst2363]

I think Cambodia is. Its dominance is felt in any countries' history. Glory to Cambodia🇰🇭 and its Khmer Rouge Army, even leading HIS team to failure!

[@baonghita3600]

@@tst2363 that’s like saying glory to Germany and the Nazi army.

[@tst2363]

​@@baonghita3600Can't blame you, the Khmer Rouge defeated the ones responsible for population growth in Spain😅😂 Glory to Cambodia🇰🇭🫡🫡

[@HéctorGarcía-j6n]

We had 13 kings called Alfonso

[@Dethtallica]

Ofc It is🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦

[@theglitchedabyss_1611]

The fact that you uploaded this on Spain's national day is just so glorious, THX man, happy hispanity day 🇪🇸👊

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

That is perfectly fitting! Also, here in the United States, it is Columbus Day, so the reference to America "starting" with Columbus is fitting! Thanks for the comment!

[@bigfudge2031]

How else are people going to learn about the history of their country, he even read it in English for you so you can understand it, instead of that Spanish mumbo jumbo

[@Dethtallica]

​@@bigfudge2031"Spanish mumbo Jumbo" Wth do you mean with that?😂

[@Longshanks1690]

You thought Caligula’s horse Senator was crazy? Here comes the chef cow. 😂

[@robinnordqvist-pettersson457]

So sad that the guy got killed while playing with the cow he just wanted a friend 😢

[@iwndximxuhtk]

The chef cow was never stated to have been killed. I think it's still alive. It probably cooks food for HIM.

[@robinnordqvist-pettersson457]

@@iwndximxuhtk yes

[@Steve0C]

Spain isn't joking around with their copyrights. It's also nice to see that after the fall of Mordor that the Nazgul went private sector with the Nine Death Security Foundation.

[@dolphingoreeaccount7395]

Lmaooo

[@oliverhendrix8176]

Now I want a crossover between the NDS Foundation and SCP Foundation.

[@iwndximxuhtk]

@@oliverhendrix8176 Well, you'd need to have something for the NDS Foundation to do. If we assume we are a descendant of The Company which IT becomes president of, then the president of the NDS Foundation appears to have a planet-sized head, so that's a start.

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

@@iwndximxuhtk Maybe their job is try to keep HE, His siblings and maybe even IT under some form of regulation.

[@iwndximxuhtk]

@@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h But then why would they be 'Nine Death' Security Is HE destined to die nine times?

[@OHA97]

I start to feel like this is actually a Civilization game and the person playing cambodia just messes with everyone

[@khai5304]

Can confirm as a Spaniard that this is historically accurate

[@baselbaiatra7241]

spaniard more like spaNERD

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

@@baselbaiatra7241 unfunny

[@baselbaiatra7241]

@@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945 as the guy who made the joke i can confirm

[@2ysb654cg]

Tremendous HE lore in this episode: HIS siblings own Amazon (copyright), HE has two sons Cassie and Peter, one of which destroyed several Spanish cities and kings in 2017, HE died of an unknown cause and then died again of cancer at age 20, and now HE is in jail for perjury. #FREEHE2024

[@BelelEscabel]

Puigdemont was just a ruse, the real political prisoner is HE.

[@theresahaironthescreen]

[insert michael jackson joke here]

[@vger4781]

And apparently SHE has a daughter? (BTW, is this the first time we've seen IT?)

[@lagrangepoint9386]

@@vger4781 No, IT made ITS debut in the English history video.

[@Jurasicktrap]

As someone who is Spanish I can confirm we do indeed crucify dragons. In fact I have one just outside my window, we do that more often that you'll think!

[@casuary98]

I will trade my crucified cockatrice and crucified red lizard for your crucified dragon, fellow Spanish man. Crucified dragons are getting less and less common overtime.

[@Jurasicktrap]

@@casuary98 Hmm, I already have a lot of those.. any crucified Hydra?

[@casuary98]

@@Jurasicktrap Two, actually. The green or the yellow?

[@Jurasicktrap]

@@casuary98 Green, deal.

[@podemosurss8316]

¿En tu zona todavía quedan dragones a los que crucificar? Por aquí los extinguimos ya todos.

[@iamseamonkey6688]

Every mistranslation of the Principality of Asturias in chronological order - Afghanistan - Astoria - Esturio - Austria - Australia - Assyria - Asturi - Azerbaijan

[@VortexThorne]

0:57 also Ettrius

[@swineherd_]

0:33 New ME lore: it seems that our narrator, outraged by the murder of his beloved king, went on a spree of hate crimes against the Catholic population.

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

ME has a lot of blood on his hands, it seems... It is later revealed that ME died in 970 and that ME is one of HE's friends that were captured by the Cordoban Offensive Squad.

[@Alex_White2]

@@Hijiri_MIRACHIONand Wallace the L word was one of the commanders in the offensive squad

[@theresahaironthescreen]

Varied.....

[@definitelynotaskinwalker]

Nobody expects the Spanish translation

[@RomWatt]

Whatever is going on in Spain is crazy, even by Badly Translated History standards.

[@three_mr_three]

13:55 I can’t wait to see California II: War Begins in theaters!

[@carlsderder]

just in case that someone is curious, those actually are the 3 Carlist Wars

[@ilariolee5172]

Today, I Want Each War to Have a Creative and Survival, To Place A Command Block In The Village Set 1 Command, And It's Ready, Activating It! (Click) (BOOM!) Oops! It seems like I Wrote A Wrong Command Very Interesting!

[@ihathtelekinesis]

Can’t believe He went to prison again. You’d think that being a prisoner under British law and being convicted of crimes against humanity in Argentina would’ve been a deterrent.

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

Don't worry, HE will get out just in time to lead Azawad.

[@shileetan6040]

@@Hijiri_MIRACHION Actually he already led Azawad, he escapes just in time to defeat and shrink Armenia to 41km^2

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

@@shileetan6040 Ah, I got the order of events mixed up slightly then.

[@DragoEpyon]

HE lore, Me lore, She lore, IT lore and the 9 Death Security Foundation. Great video for lore

[@santividal9387]

'Father, a virgin' is such a comedic short frase

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

HAHAHA

[@Menkalinan92]

That damn bear killed so many of our spanish kings and other people back in the day, even HE was killed. A real sad part of our history.

[@Janne_J]

4:17 to quote previous he lore "he has played this game twice".... it all makes sense now

[@CurrentlyDuck1]

I was very concerned to learn that IT exists when it appeared in England, but now I'm even more concerned to find out that the Company is doing stuff with it on an alien planet

[@lawden210]

I like that this ends with the imprisonment of HIM, and the reveal of the nine Death Security Foundation It's like actual sequel baiting

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

Yep.

[@FdubsMapping]

Nobody expects HIS inquisition

[@PaulJeffries56.]

Neo nazis in the Maldives in the year 1283 is hilarious

[@vaiyt]

Reminds me of the Redditors planning to conquer New Zealand

[@DonPedroman]

The funny thing is that Camodia was a Spanish protectorate for a few years, but it doesn't get actually mentioned and Cambodia just pops up randomly

[@the.aardvark]

5:11 I love how Wallace, who used the L word, is part of the Offensive Squad

[@berthebear_real]

I can’t forgive Wallace for saying the L word.

[@anthonyminimum]

The L word itself is on everyone’s picket signs, so they’re all cancled

[@Penumbramancy]

I'm from Spain and I must say that dragon had it coming

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Wait so HE is the brother of Sheen? HUGE HE lore!!!

[@gooseegg617]

Peak HE lore

[@_AstaLily]

Peter and Cassie, sons of Him. What a welcome addition to the lore.

[@vikelvikingo7982]

As a Spanish I must say... This is 100% true. Specially the part of Ramiro II dying in 951 and being buried in 2013. Me quito el sombrero ante vos.

[@justincase5002]

Dying of shrinkage must be very humiliating.

[@D2RCR]

"I WAS IN A POOL!"

[@James-2248]

I think it meant consumption

[@Broken_Triangle]

9 death security foundation sounds like a fire sci-fi main bad guys

[@crab2x234]

Uhh the scary part is he has died 8 times, according to the counter at least... and there is a foundation called the nine death security foundation that seems to be connected to him...

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

"wink wink"

[@lucasmontero7190]

Esto es lo que tu profesor de historia no quiere que sepas

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

4:16 Sheen lore just dropped 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@rridderbusch518]

Martin Sheen or Douglas Sheen? Okay, BOTH!

[@Longshanks1690]

@@rridderbusch518Jimmy Neutron Sheen.

[@alyxleaf]

Michael sheen perhaps

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

y’all are almost correct, but it’s Sheen He

[@CarlosAlvarez-er9co]

As a spaniard I can tell you that this is 100% lore accurate. We still praise the chef cow to this day

[@berthebear_real]

Cows in Spain are more sacred than cows in India

[@workgrinit]

StarvHarv videos are single handedly making existence of Cambodia known to a lot of people.

[@mleadenham1]

The Nine Death Security Foundation would like to know your location...

[@Mal0Imperzia]

The Nine Death Security Foundation would like to know your location

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

@@Mal0Imperzia What?! I'm already a member. I think you've got the wrong number again.

[@AlvaRubio]

I'm from Spain and I have a university degree in history, I don't recognize half of the events that happen in this crazy timeline.

[@talesferreiralimadossantos8806]

War of the Thirties should be a mistranslation of the Thirty Years War. That's the only event I caught 😅😅

[@juliamavroidi8601]

8:29 I love how Lego isn't copyrighted,but Zorcosa is

[@Cancoillotteman]

The Nine Deaths Security Foundation makes an excellent band name !

[@raemont1328]

HE, SHE, IT and now the Nine Death Securty Company, the Lore is expanding once again

[@Lightninghawk1144]

Alfonso just refuses to die and keeps coming back

[@bonecanoe86]

Kaka Sanchez the Third is legitimately the funniest name I have ever heard in my life.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

😂😂😂

[@LcielweissPenid]

"King Illegitimate"

[@TaigaCatOfficial]

Alfonso needs to be his own character-

[@ArkadiBolschek]

"The second reason for Russia is Russia." You don't want to know the first reason. Trust me.

[@anthonyminimum]

3:37 The twist was so shocking, that even the crowd going “Aww” quite literally took back what they said

[@leszas872]

It should still be an "Aww" moment because Lanu Navarez's forces saved a guy from strangulation 😊

[@kidtoyshowbybubby1120]

10:25 this what I expected a crazy dude who apparently knows all about history and lives under a bridge would say.

[@BoredSquirell]

10:28 the funniest thing is that's it true - Yusuf II really was killed by his pet cows while playing with them

[@anthonyminimum]

5:51 All hail King Illegitimate of Aragon

[@Nechay.]

No one expect Nine Death Security Foundation!

[@Kevinopn]

I was already lost in laugh at the start, "So the king die, the son take his place, while i was doing NUMEROUS HATE CRIMES!" from nowhere basically 😂

[@vmgonfer]

0:15 Favila of Asturias was killed by a bear

[@mimismomismamente]

Thank you good man for the translation! now I can study for next week's history exam thanks to you ^^

[@npiipo]

I can't believe He is in some Spanish prison right now. #FreeHe2024

[@Tekdruid]

Spain: Where kings go to die.

[@asirithwelzorn5907]

Welcome back to Translation Feud with your host, Starv Harvey

[@FerutElCampeador]

Spaniard here, I can confirm the 2013 burial, I was the one digging the grave in the center if Barcelona

[@alm5992]

The "Nine Death Security Foundation" sounds legit!

[@Coolouie]

I'm a member of the 9DSF, and I would like to say that He will be pardoned soon.

[@GiveMeMyLunchMoney]

Shhh! 🤫 Don't tell them our plan yet!

[@GwendolynOgonosky-m9h]

And even if HE isn't, then HE'll find a way out anyway.

[@JoeDave-r3p]

What do you guys do?

[@Coolouie]

@JoeDave-r3p We secure [REDACTED] at [REDACTED], but we're immortal because we died 9 times.

[@purplejeet805]

10:47 Five robbers, and five more robbers

[@Nick_Sivo]

The fact HE is mentioned so much is so funny, since he was born there

[@ekamrai7690]

The year: 1142, the event: the 2nd mention of the great superpower “IT”

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

nobody expects the spanish inquisition

[@roseedge5626]

Except in a video about Spanish History

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

@@roseedge5626 well i didn't expect the spanish inquisition to get into a video on this channel

[@MajestiicUnicorn]

Investigation*

[@NoPeace4theEvil]

I dont know brother, Spanish inquisition was pretty chill

[@Sienna6164]

I’m convinced that He just transfers his spirit to a new body after he dies

[@anonymoususer188]

Just how large is HIS family at this point? Seriously, I lost track of the number of new relatives mentioned in this video alone, and I don't think this is the first video to mention members of HIS family.

[@leszas872]

5:09 So his friends are: • Justin, Matt (Me, I) • American Writer from Badly Translated Ancient History • Samaritan Eagle that was cut off by Mehmood Ghazni's main tank. • A monkey that appeared before Christ

[@caseymauldin8396]

That guy dying of Shrinkage got me good.

[@anthonyminimum]

12:13 Spain: “Let’s crucify a dragon!”

[@blaze77gun]

As a Spaniard I can confirm all of this is true and happened

[@annakobuk3618]

Soap opera with lots of shocking plot twists. HIS lore deepens again.

[@Caterman_the_pomson_enjoyer]

As a spanish guy I can confirm this is on our older history books

[@shadowsinmymind9]

Oh , so that was how my native country of Portugal came to be. With the Iraqi team and a large cake

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

It becoming the president of a company seems about right

[@CharleyA73]

I love these badly translated history vids, I hope you keep doing them! Always makes me laugh

[@ttpdevermoredivision]

His son Peter may be more powerful than He himself…

[@themeemqueen]

I love your videos so much, the editing is just perfect!!

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

A new video?! On the National Day?! No way

[@Giganotti]

The Nine Death Security Foundation sounds like a heavy metal band.

[@Canal-Insano-Videos]

I'm glad to discovering this channel

[@poltive]

I mean... you're not wrong; I'm pretty sure that across its entire history, at least 3 people have died in Spain

[@imperators_8700]

The most random episode thus far

[@blomgaming6480]

If this series were to end we need a mega-video of all the lore of this alternative crazy world

[@hyalia]

Crucifying a dragon sounds so METAL 🔥

[@esteban1081]

Man, Spain has some interesting history! Maybe because He was born in Spain!

[@LexusLFA554]

That Bear is on a absolute killing spree xD

[@FdubsMapping]

Starvharv is so cute 🥰🥰🥰

[@Shoebil]

1:36 Spain invents the concept of an Oxymoron.

[@MagisterialVoyager]

😂😂😂

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

Cambodia getting into every other country's history is too funny

[@АнтонБатон-д8к]

I'm always looking forward these videos

[@nero1798]

If I saw someone crucifying a dragon I would too withdraw my forces.

[@murgo2938]

A crucified dragon is so hardcore I can't even with you right now spain

[@anthonyminimum]

How many children does HE have?

[@kittensinmittens2010]

Our main charcters are he, she, and me. Our side characters are it, barry, and paul who has a removable leg.