Badly Translated German History

[@ROMANVS1261]

9:25 RIP Busmark Press F to pay respects to Busmark

[@vershakhandelwal3787]

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[@thedapperspinosaur5351]

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[@Ze_N00B]

F for Auto Edward Leopold wann Busmark Schönhausen.

[@leszekryniec7054]

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[@ignasignas9469]

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[@jermainereyem7635]

"War can be devastating AND devestating, especially in Germany." Evergreen Wisdom 🤯

[@annemccormick2561]

NO matter what you've been through no matter what you've done Jesus STILL LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND HE LOVES YOU WITH INFINITE LOVE We've all sinned and deserve hell but THE GOOD NEWS IS JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS PAYING THE PRICE SO THOUGH FAITH IN HIM WE WILL BE SAVED BECUASE HE LOVES YOU the prodigal and return to God son he sinned against the father God and ran away from him and sinned agianst the father but he came back The father was so happy to have him back that while he was still a long ways off he ran towards him and embraced him Back then distinguished men wouldn't run as it was seen as disgraceful but the father loved the son so much and was so happy to have him back he ran towards him anyway and when he did he took him back into his family with open arms even slaughtering the fat and cow which was a big deal only killed for specail occasions which they had been preparing That's how God will be if you come back to him because he loves you and just wants to have you back (This story is in luke 15:11-33) You are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name AmenYou are valuable and your life does have a purpose God made you perfectly in his image and he is a plan for your life Jesus loves you john 3:16 fear THE lord he died for your sins so that whoever believe in him will not perish but have eternal life and escape hell no one will enter heaven by living a good life but though true faith in him we will be saved We've all sinned and deserve hell but jesus paid the pricePLEASE PRAY THIS PRAYER FORM THE HEART AND TRLUY MEAN IT AND YOULL BE SAVED Prayer for giving your life to Christ Lord I recognise I am a sinner In need of the Savoir And I trust in the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Who is God come in human form to die for my sins And I confess my sins to you Asking for forgiveness Asking that you would make me a new creation and fill me with the Holy Spirit Lord I want to live for you from this Day forward Asking you would guide me To live and follow your commandments So I trust you Lord in Your life death and resurrection from this Day forward In Jesus name Amen

[@Forest_on_pawsz]

It is wisdom only we may hold

[@Tekdruid]

@@jermainereyem7635 "Well, you're not wrong..."

[@gameringchannel5156]

"If there's one thing I learned from my time in the army, its that war - war can be devastating and devastating, especially in Germany." - Fallout

[@splatana6660]

Is this the first video where Cambodia hasn't made an appearence? I'm shocked!

[@HungryWarden]

Germany scared off Cambodia.

[@chisaki703]

Chile accepted the baton

[@sibijohny]

Tru

[@gooseegg617]

Cambodia is taking a break

[@aidansroadams5328]

Instead the translator never could decide if it was talking about Austria or Australia

[@Gregorythe5_5551st]

We never exit out of the bubble after 8:02, meaning that everything after that point was actually just said by sarah

[@qoombert]

no, it just was specified that sarah says somrthing, but wasn't specified what

[@ukraineballaviation1483]

Huh.

[@AnticyclonicTornado]

I feel like the German Republic of Korea might be a reason why there was no major events from 1968 to 2010

[@NicolasHaufe]

What Happened in 2010

[@dunkelheit5055]

Yeah, a ban on freedom includes freedom of expression. You literally couldn't talk because doing so means freely choosing your words. After 2010 the ban was lifted and history continued.

[@Forest_on_pawsz]

@@NicolasHaufe Eather Cold war, Korian war or Vietnam war one of the three

[@wildfire9280]

⁠@@dunkelheit5055 It was a *special* ban on freedom.

[@dunkelheit5055]

@@wildfire9280 Exactly, that's why it was lifted in 2010. Otherwise the video would have ended there.

[@newyorkedit0r]

Ah yes, my favorite empire. *BIGTIT*

[@Tekdruid]

@@newyorkedit0r I for one welcome our new THICC big tiddy overlords.

[@Eckanati69]

As a German, I can say all of those Events are Canon. Even to this day, we still mourn the loss of Chile 😢😢😢😢 Gone, but not forgotten 😔😔🫡🫡🫡

[@angelaboleyartist357]

Ich öffnete eine spezielle Flasche auf Diet Charlemagne in memory.

[@Average_NPC_Viewer]

As a fellow german i can also confirm that, especially around here, war is devastating and devastating

[@videopro8301]

My ancestors fought in the Women's War, I am so happy that it gets recognition here.

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

I’m glad people are finally taking the Women’s War seriously, my mom was killed in that war before I was born.

[@eMBO_Gaming]

Same, but mine were on the side of Denmark

[@OpotoNekoy]

British Napoleon is not real, he cannot hurt you British Napoleon: 8:17

[@theGDmenace13]

Napoleon's great-grandnephew served in the British army as an officer That's not even a joke that actually happened

[@tydesturning]

SHE, HE and ME all being Jehovahs Witness in Medieval Germany was not on my bingo card edit: AND HE going to America and being imprisoned for his faith, AND somehow converting to Catholicism and becoming Pope? Wow ok

[@ThatBoiOnLaythe]

Goodbye little sheep.

[@ajoajoajoaj]

Well ancient East Germanic tribes did adopt Arian Christianity as their religion, which theologically foreruns Jehovah Witnesses toca remarkable extent.

[@tydesturning]

@ true but Jehovah’s Witnesses refers specifically to that one denomination so it’s just funny lol

[@lucyla9947]

​@@ajoajoajoaj Arianism isn't even the same thing as Jehovah's witnesses. Arianism just says that Jesus is the Son of God and separate from him, having been begotten by god, and therefore there was a time where Jesus didn't exist. That's literally it.

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

He was Muslim at some point too 💀💀💀

[@MatchBreakers]

We need badly translated Danish history, we need to learn more about this war on women they had going on.

[@MultinationalCrabLegion]

Well it started in 368 and ended in 1370, we know that much

[@spencerr.9299]

As an American, I can confirm that children who survived eating at Chili’s are an evolutionary miracle.

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

1:25 Did we just find Biggus Dickus’s sister?

[@leszekryniec7054]

It's still a he(-us is masculine)

[@laayiv9449]

​@@leszekryniec7054Transmasc icon

[@Randomstuff-zb4pv]

​ ICON

[@NullAmbition]

The first gay appearing in Europe, only for insertion and entering to follow... O_O

[@carmi7042]

Can't believe Germany invented gays

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

German history is freaky af

[@AtticusKarpenter]

He was not appeared just to waste time, you know

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

I love German inventions 🥰

[@vershakhandelwal3787]

@@The_Sleepiest_Socialist bro youre gay

[@MotorbreathChannel]

As a Russian... I can confirm. That we are Unlike locusts. Unlike locusts.

[@Parasite890]

Meow

[@Benwut]

I dunno, that's exactly what a locust would say.

[@angelaboleyartist357]

I am learning Russian. I have to say that the Russian language is definitely unlike locust sounds.

[@MotorbreathChannel]

@@angelaboleyartist357 moyo uvazheniye.

[@Forest_on_pawsz]

I can also confirm but I still think Italian sounds like a drunk person. (No offense!!!) I don't even know why I think that.

[@Shrooddyy]

Never ask a man his salary, A woman her age, and THE man what he did in Germany between 1933 and 1945.

[@ihathtelekinesis]

Possibly similar to He in Argentina from 1976-83.

[@mrcazzovic7960]

Most likely similar to Never ask a THE man what HE did in Northamerica between 1776-1890

[@benjaminklapproth2913]

*German companies, but yeah.

[@Forest_on_pawsz]

Or his family. or during ww1. that was also Germanys Third Rich.

[@fraskf6765]

Ww1 was germanys third reich? Very interesting.​@@Forest_on_pawsz

[@marsman01_]

9:16 austria hunger 😭

[@oleanderkazzy_]

Burgerkrieg

[@Cpt_John_Price]

Burgerpest, Hunger

[@D2RCR]

Good to see that HE is 42,051 years old, that answers that question

[@ZarexianMapper]

I’m not sure. It could also mean that it’s been 17 years since he died the last time.

[@carmi7042]

​@@ZarexianMapperHE canonically was born and died multiple times, so yeah

[@wqq6288]

HE played the game twice so maybe His age is much more

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

The strawberry syndrome pandemic was so deadly. Glad to see it covered in such a respectful manner

[@Northern_Idaho]

You know a StarvHarv video is going to ben a banger when it starts with He Lore

[@Kelso2004-o7l]

HE always looks the same, no matter the age

[@feiradragon7915]

A gay banger in this particular case.

[@atlotl]

I like the sudden whiplash from "his age is 125" to "his age is 17"

[@URA235]

Yes, I love Austria-Hunger, Busmark, President Loganburg and the German Republic of Korea.

[@historyfactsshorts22]

Das sollte man im Geschichtsunterricht für mehr Nationalstolz zeigen

[@a_centurion_main8757]

I lost it at Busmark 😂

[@Sk0p3r]

Erst recht die Geschichte von IHM, die ja die gesamte Geschichte des Universums und allem existierendem beinhaltet. Egal worum es geht, ER war daran beteiligt

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

0:18 first ever recorded say gex in existence

[@NullAmbition]

Gex

[@AndriiPyndyk]

gex is bexst

[@helsysfromvk5709]

gex in existence

[@anotherwilliam9199]

Not really but funny gex

[@Stockman50]

gex

[@KingOzzius]

1:25 clearly life of brian was a historical piece, just in the wrong continent

[@ionutferentari69]

where were you when chile die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "chile dead.” “no”

[@jazzishuman]

If I remember correctly, I was sleeping when it actually happened, but I was called by a lot of people at the same time. I went through a lot to actually know why my phone blew up

[@zz08niner]

Deutschland History boutta go crazy

[@just_a_hampa]

Love how it just completely skipped over the revolutions and the DDR

[@tst2363]

The 1953 was kind of a GDR one. With the construction workers😬

[@just_a_hampa]

@tst2363 Ah, yea, but like- that it-

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

Dance Dance Revolution?

[@TitusX49]

@@Kingdom_Of_Dreamsnah, the other one

[@шибкоумнаяоднако]

The laundry room. I can't stop thinking about the laundry room. Women were sent from it, and there was a whole war between women and Denmark. Some dirty secrets were uncovered in this room, apparently.

[@ninus17]

Yeah we don’t talk about that war here in Denmark 😂

[@ВасилийМорозов-л7х]

2:15 HE died without a child. My son died without inheritance. Is HE the narrator's son?

[@beetsandboots]

1:04 I'd just like to point out that's an actual website.

[@darrellitobeard4440]

Jesus fuck I checked and it was real.

[@maciejbala477]

yeah I was waiting for Harv to check if it actually existed lol

[@BradleyDantzer]

I like to think that in this timeline, Germany won WW2 as it does not talk about any exact German defeat, and it seems the Allies did awful in this timeline. I mean, Germany did so well they got a colony in Korea.

[@alinas.6807]

Actually, in this timeline war ended earlier in 1943 with the destruction of 6mm of German army... Whatever followed next wasn't WW2 I think

[@futrey9353]

this episode's in memory of Busmark. And the other half million that died, but mainly Busmark

[@mrmrmadlad9167]

Suggestion: Do this with the timelines of some fictional universe that have them like Star Wars

[@Dystopia1111]

There is a great mistranslation of Revenge of the Sith on YT. 'Star War, The Third Gathers : Backstroke of the West'. Absolutely hilarious.

[@VortexThorne]

4:41 HE thought: "I am bored. Let's become a Jehovah's Witness."

[@KingOzzius]

bless the 60 to 80 construction workers in berlin that allowed for the Wirtschaftswunder 🙏

[@Wachtertv_2]

Fr

[@_AstaLily]

1:44 “According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.” 😂

[@tommychantzis6296]

AM

[@HeroesNights]

Unlike locusts. Unlike locusts.

[@SR_73]

Thank you for spreading awareness about the strawberry syndrome

[@pncka]

Everything has been awful ever since Buswark was killed.

[@Judys-Stuff]

Granted, it's also been bad before, but rip Buswark.

[@swineherd_]

5:39 It seems that Google Translate is well-versed in the Chronovisor conspiracy theory.

[@linkfreeman1998]

Is this the most lewd translation so far? 😂Also too many Jehovah's Witnesses

[@whatsanenigma]

Coincidence? Or....?

[@nellgwenn]

It's a feature not a bug.

[@whatsanenigma]

Yay, some rare She lore!

[@GRE3NDiamond]

12:44 I’m not sure whether to be scared, or be afraid… be both

[@cooperd1576]

Finally someone talks about this😭

[@Low_Qualitizer]

ROME BEER PUT IN PRAUGE

[@oxotniknaoleney]

GRASS COLOR: GREEN

[@doktrin343]

NOOOO THEYRE ALL JEHOVAHS WITNESSES

[@maciejbala477]

Always have been

[@chinaunhinged1970]

Diet Charlamagne is on the legendary worm diet.

[@josephschlitz1621]

Why is German history so damn Zesty?!

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

That's just what we're like, we just know to hide it well

[@just-another-lunatic]

As a German, thanks for the refresh. I am going to rock that test about our entire history.

[@ValerieTheBat]

That was a lot of sex in this installment of Badly Translated History.

[@perturbedbatman2009]

Apparently, in 2028 we all become the Kiel Canal.

[@soapsatellite]

Okay, so HE seems to be responsible for most of the major religions. Also, considering what we know about Frederick the Great, his army's activities in this timeline make a lot of sense

[@MartinusX]

14:24 Wow, that's so high. When I played the Christmas market game, i only scored 25. Terrorism is not a game

[@pimpamtrucutruku3873]

🤨📸

[@Judys-Stuff]

Yes, the universal christmas market game. I try to always set a new highscore!

[@pncka]

Finally we get some queer representation

[@John-v5m]

“Wait, they’re all Jehovah’s Witnesses?” “Always have been.”

[@John-v5m]

Also totally off topic but I recommend doing the American Civil War or Russian History next for the bad translation series.

[@indiaball2033]

the lore is multiplying

[@Meadras]

6:05 Political pundits are always taking about "A War on Women," but Denmark literally had one 😮

[@cooler_boi_patrick3989]

That some "germans" are depicktes as Trump with other clothings.... I just wanna remember, when Trump talked about his German blood in front of former Chancellor Merkel, she laught xD She never laughts!

[@JJPMaster]

A little note: a circuit overseer (7:14) is a kind of Jehovah's Witness leader.

[@Cyrille-p1b]

Bro was a circuit overseer when he was 5. Hes gonna be in the governing body at 10

[@D3M0N.77]

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland 🇩🇪

[@backroomserklärt]

Even google confusing Austria with Australia

[@Average_NPC_Viewer]

Can't really blame google translate. The names are similar

[@SEB9630_pl]

you shall do poland for funni last names and cities that most westerners can't pronounce

[@Mousey10101]

WOOHOO!! JA!! Jetzt haben wir die Wurst, Jungs!

[@brickstoneproductions8326]

Bike III dying is one of the most tragic events in ancient German history….

[@Captain_hamsterT]

Man "He" lived for a very long, and got killed 2 times, and he also became the pope.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

I found this quite chaotically humorous! Now, we have plenty of Jehovah's Witnesses, Serbia turned Lutheran, and Ukraine had a debt crisis for some reason? That last one would be better for a bad translation of Ukrainian history (which you _should_ make, in my opinion). Thanks for the video!

[@charliekahn4205]

Plus Greece of all nations ends up being the one to pay off the debt?

[@prestongarvey7745]

4:47 it’s about time they outlawed that

[@Kuro-mg8vc]

2:58 crazy

[@proshotplayz5610]

busmarck 💀💀

[@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts]

New He and She lore: They are two of Jehovah's Witnesses! They would like speak to you about the fact the Bible does NOT teach that people will burn in Hell!

[@jamatg]

I as a German find this funny. Until I realise that we Germans don't have humour. Zen I don't find it funny anymore.

[@Ilikeflowers22]

Scored 55 is diabolical...

[@emersoduarte4348]

0:33: It's Wallace, the guy who said the L word.

[@pimpamtrucutruku3873]

_Lesbians?_

[@ibomber.]

FINALLY, IVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SO LONG

[@lhering]

Love how we just jump from 1968 to 2010 because nothing relevant happened there in German history

[@TeaSippingCommunist]

Themes: Suggestive Jehovahs Witnesses Women Website Domains

[@k.on.s]

Off the bat he lore is crazy😂

[@Gattsu_ガッツ]

Roses are red Violets are Blue Diese kommentarsektion ist nun deutsches Staatseigentum

[@auxilaryringamer9668]

ja

[@potato3457]

Historically speaking polish history should be next🙏

[@KSPAtlas]

I tried doing a little and found it funny so

[@埊]

a pozniej: historia Rosji, albo tez historia Syberii.

[@Judys-Stuff]

@@埊 Naja, Deutschland war ja jetzt dran. Wollte ich letztes Mal vorschlagen.

[@kamajuchikekenate]

SOOO GLAD YOU'RE BACK!!!

[@alinas.6807]

Jehovah's witnesses lore is crazy and abundant in this one for some reason

[@baofleurence7650]

5:15 : I'M JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, HE'S JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, SHE'S JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ? ARE THERE ANY OTHER JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ? It: "Meow"

[@Tekdruid]

0:10 and already we are at the Warhammer 40k 'verse.

[@bobogus7559]

1:25 seems perfect for Monty Python

[@drewrussell8531]

13:08 Considering all the Nazis that kept showing up in previous time periods in other videos, I think this is exactly what is going on here.

[@trolli2872]

love your videos :D ever thought of using AI pictures of some of these weird sentences you get out of the translator? in my head it sounds very funny but im not sure how to implement that in your videos :)

[@EmotionalDamage910]

As an Australian, i am glad we are getting representation in this VERY accurate German history video.

[@thesaltysandvich9257]

1:25 Finally an Empire I can get behind.

[@Drschwabel]

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[@SpicyFiur]

I didn't laugh as much. Untill "War. War can be devastating and devastating, especially in germany." And I lost my shit in the from 1914 onwards hahaha.

[@UnusedHandle]

i feel like i've witnessed jehovah

[@qoombert]

4:34 HIS BIBLE LORE

[@pascalsch14]

3:46 tbf puffin dice odddal being 1.6km away from austria would probably mean it being in Bavaria and honestly, that would be reason enough to not visit a 5 star property

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

If I had a hat like that, maybe I wouldn't have gotten married...

[@somerandomname3124]

"Hello there will be more massacres." Sent me into orbit. It's like a hidden message by Germany

[@klaatoris]

5:44 - dark foreboding of what would actually happen to Jehovah's Witnesses a little more than 1000 years later.

[@catriamflockentanz]

2:05 HE died without a child this time. He got quite the experience with death after all. He even outranks SHE in this regard, at least as far as we know. 3:59 Killing HIM is quite a feat, though pretty useless. But how does one kill the entrance to a country? I do not understand. 4:47 To be fair: SHE and HE are the truest Witnesses of Jehova. They were actually there.

[@uncleoctopus5972]

‘War can be devastating especially in Germany’ you have no idea…

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

11:17 Is this just Logan Paul?!😂

[@antoncabotta5364]

Austria-Hunger about summarises it for them in 1918

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

American East Prussia was great. It has cities like kingsberg