Timesuck | Albert Fish: NY Killer and SUPER Creep

Albert Fish. The Boogey Man. The Werewolf of Wysteria. The Brooklyn Vampire. The Gray Man. The Moon Maniac. A sexual sadist, sexual masochist, kidnapper, con artist, cannibal, torturer, murderer, and the kinkiest mofo I have ever read about. This tale is equal parts dark and captivating. Fish is the train wreck you can't stop staring at. After his capture in 1934, he would claim to have molested and raped around 400 children. He also admitted to killing three children and was sent to the electric chair for one of their deaths. He blew 1930s minds with tales of cannibalism and sexual depravity. If you're a true crime consumer, this Suck is definitely for you!
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[@kornkultrc]

By far the most amazing blend of unapologetic silliness while being very factual and detailed. This is quality programming unmatched in its peanut but butter content. 3/5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing.

[@igorchtidtah8050]

I've never been so glad to be allergic to peanuts and therefore unable to eat peanut butter. Absolutely perfect podcast, 3/5 stars

[@uhchiaobito9989]

Bruh the fact that this guy can make us laugh at shit like this is comedy gold and just tells you how good his comedy is

[@jonathandoe2316]

Exactly this and the Gacy episode had me dying.

[@rachels6808]

People who stumble across one of his podcasts and look at the comments probably think we all really are psychos.

[@sarahfinch5051]

we're not?

[@richtwan77]

Rachel Stokes this was the first one I listened too. I couldn’t work out if I found it funny at first as I don’t like comedy podcasts. But then it just won me over. And I was laughing...now it’s my favourite of all. Everyone is perfect with information, well researched and funny as fuck. That’s how they do it Hollywood !!!

[@bilvoelker4303]

Nope. Only urs rachel only u

[@bilvoelker4303]

Rachel Stokes you crazy

[@groverkeil4483]

"They ain't playing with this cult shit"

[@jeremyshaw433]

The craziest part of his story is the part about the old man telling the 16 year old not go into a house because he had seen "numerous" or "many" kids go in and never come out. I cannot comprehend how many kids that number might be if it is true.

[@StephanieBartusis]

Why didn't that old guy say shit other than that? Think he made a petition?

[@toritaylor3776]

"Oh my darlin oh my baby take a shit on my chest" that fuckin sent me through the roof 😂😂😂

[@cheyanneshaffer6873]

I still sing this to myself regularly 😂😂😂

[@courtneydewitt7169]

Hahaha yes!! me too girl.

[@dewality8768]

Oh my god I’m crying real tears 😂😂😂😭😭😭 I’ve just came across your channel and I’m hooked I’m so glad I found you this is GOLD lmao

[@MikeyKrafty]

THAT'S SHOWBIZ! That's how they do it in Hollywood!!! 😂

[@StarrandSky]

Kickin back and watching this with a peanut butter sandwich and a tall glass of cider! 😂😂😂

[@charlieferrari]

Showbiz!

[@jennriley45]

Peanut butter is always the answer.

[@StoneCorazon]

Ew

[@chisoxfan773]

Warm cider ??? Lol

[@harmonymitchell9709]

@@StoneCorazon ⁰

[@Nochtem]

How is it possible to be happy and depressed, from listing to this podcast?

[@VladRadu-tq1pg]

yep you perfectly described it...almost choked and puke at plenty of points in the video yet still laughed at others

[@DeadlyAlienInvader]

Okay

[@garethjohn8440]

Timesuck is a recent revelation for me. Lets just say that as someone with an historical bent, and with a serial killer fascination, your channel is an unmitigated delight! Love your work. Hail Nimrod and Lucifina!!! PS I know Hitler and Stalin have been done to death, but how about a mini-series on their respective henchman. Mucho madness and entertainment galore, that I can guarantee... if you need tips on suitable reading material, please just holler!!

[@annieapple8974]

I love your Albert fish voice so much I now imagine him sounding like that

[@jonathandoe2316]

I knew Fish was sick, but damn he's beyond words.

[@ca44444]

You know, I've heard a lot about this guy, even read some of the letters that were sent to the families of Grace and Billy. His story still gets me every goddamn time.

[@briankiwaa5519]

Kenyan Here. Shout out on your show, best podcast I've listened to so far

[@thearteologist5123]

love the show. it,s a rare thing too find someone who can get the information out recogniseing the black humor. your very talented and honest keep it comeing

[@RIFFRaffi1205]

My second time listening to this one and the timeline is so crazy and wackadoodle filled that it just seems like your in one of your characters. The dude was certified crazy.

[@jennyglotfelty8295]

Omg just found your podcast recently and can’t stop watching. Not only do you really delve into so much detail on these horrific stories but you also have such an awesome sense of humor to lighten all the darkness. Absolutely love your content and will be looking forward to going through all the stories from past and also the new ones. Btw loved your songs 😂

[@xx-pg5cc]

That's how they do it in Hollywood. Hot fresh peanut butter yum yum 💩

[@Shatterspeed]

I put almond butter (I'm allergic to peanuts) in a smoothie while listening to this. Didn't even think about it until the Takeaways portion. 😂😂

[@mhxistenz]

Holy crap! This freak was worse than the Toy Box Killer. Thanks for the info, SuckMaster. Heah heah! 😁

[@xbox360butter]

Thank you pandora ad for telling me my favorite comedian has a podcast!

[@n1663r]

I watched a Netflix documentary on Albert Fish like 15 years ago and I'm still fucked up about it. Full on PTSD.

[@granthamwilliams546]

38:55 The song we all love

[@groverkeil4483]

I routinely hum this, and sing that's how I cum in my head

[@PussyPirate]

Thank you fucking Jesus.

[@mortimerbustos4487]

I’ve listened to this episode at least 5 times. That’s normal?

[@brianazmy3156]

Dan is by far the best storyteller I've ever heard.

[@bilsec2519]

This is literally the most comical serial killer ever.

[@Jus10Giraffney]

I'd say pretty close ones would be Joseph Kallinger and Richard Chase as well. I know this comment is 3 years old, but here's to hoping that Timesuck continues to go strong and that we get an episode on Kallinger as well. Dan will have fun with that one

[@Newoaf]

Maybe the worst gimmick a comic ever had!

[@mikehoward1114]

this guy was a real jerk

[@ajjackson1526]

Oh! you dirty Dog!!

[@scottwharton1943]

No worries, later bitch. Listen to something else.

[@nicholastricarico2957]

Um..........that's one way of putting it.

[@jdire8765]

Lol.. Norm

[@shrubsloot5702]

WHAT A STATEMENT.

[@andygilbert3022]

The only thing I don’t about this particular podcast is I started mowing the lawn two hours too soon to listen to this in full while mowing. Suck-world problems. Keep up the great work!

[@tjgreen8609]

Josh Potter brought this guy up on YourMomsHouse and I've been waiting for you to cover it ever since.

[@tavog8150]

tj green dan Cummins should go on hope they invite him

[@tjgreen8609]

@@tavog8150 too bad its invite only

[@tjgreen8609]

Update: This was absolutely haunting

[@raytrumble1994]

i would love Dan to go YMH

[@horseface31]

If I wasn't for the random bits of humor, I don't think I would have made it through this one.

[@simonbaker634]

This is literally the best podcast I have ever ever listen to. Its brilliantly perfect and amazingly executed. Everything about it is spot on. 3 out of 5 stars 🌟 🌟 ⭐ HAIL LUCIFENIA

[@vikingqueen9372]

I love hearing great podcasts about Albert Fish…I read about this twisted, disgusting weirdo about 30 years ago, before internet whenever we just had books. Nice job on this show! Thanks so much!

[@BlackCatParanormalNY]

I absolutely love you and your podcasts, but your song after the barn bit is precisely why I invested in new headphones for work 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sharkdog11b]

Dude that timing couldn’t have been worse... I was sipping a v8 right when you said Albert sucked the blood from between his fat cheeks 😂😂😂😂

[@cernunnos_lives]

Can you imagine in all the ways our brain can be configured, how many people are walking around today, who's thinking patterns is similar to old Albert's? Once again you managed to make me laugh while listening about something so screwed up. Cider is on me.... Because today's peanut butter came from you...

[@ShipperTrash88]

His "letters" to Miss Shaw are hilarious :DDD

[@STUNT_MK]

THAT’S SHOWBIZZZZzzzz!

[@michaelshea9769]

What did I just listen to? I never thought someone could top the Toy Box Killer, but I was wrong. I had to put down my turkey sandwich due to almost yaking it out.

[@necrohead9334]

Lmao love this guy got tickets in Grand Rapids MI Wish he'd do a Joseph Kallinger Suck

[@phillipbrooks5060]

Good morning king of the suck I love you're podcasts I love learning about the darkish stuff that's happened in our worlds history

[@Grimpus1]

This one is the funniest, makes me laugh too much hahahaha, Might try that kerosene butthole thing, actually sounds fun

[@unslaadkrosis3489]

You’ve definitely earned a subscriber!

[@kristinwood8884]

Holy hell, someone told me to check this out. I knew about Albert Fish, but not like this.😳 I definitely subbed to Timesuck.

[@kclow9822]

Thank you Chicken Joe for your fascinating take on health.

[@AceofDlamonds]

Bruh nothing funny about this monster but the part where Fish rolls himself into a carpet "instructed by John the Apostle" always cracks me the fuck up 😂🤣🤣

[@lepusrex3880]

"Little Bertie butt buffet" 🤣🤣🤣

[@j.j._]

Only 36 minutes in and laughing harder than i ever have since i downloaded KZbin. Ive watched so many podcasts and videos over ol blue birdy Fisher fire pee cutters story but Dans presentation of the material is fuckn hilarious

[@jondurik5675]

These are way better when the monster dies in the end. Pastor Cummin's whole demeanor is lighter. 😂😂😂 Love it!

[@jimfaust6342]

Orphans were notorious dumping grounds of kids by unfit parents.

[@hinglemcgringleberry]

two girls one cup seems normal compared to this.

[@papicazpa3476]

2 girls one cup is nothing compared to hardcore BDSM

[@rayneisgod3224]

@@papicazpa3476 well obviously 😭😭

[@papicazpa3476]

@@rayneisgod3224 I don't understand how people get off to some things lol

[@leeirwin6239]

It's my first time seeing this channel, surprisingly the first time I've come across it considering i watch alot of true crime and documentaries on serial killers etc. The host is absolutely fantastic and so easy to listen to. I LOVE the accents he pulls off so well, they are really quite funny, I've been laughing so hard. Can't wait to listen to the many more videos on this channel. I'm also surprised that the channel doesn't have more views and followers.........this is the best and most detailed channel I've come across. Hopefully more people join up and help the channel grow....

[@carlaforshner9797]

And here I am eating peanut butter cookies thinking it'd be a good idea while watching this. Christ. Fuck my life.

[@steeveekeys1904]

Save me a cookie...misery loves company.

[@psychedelicsilhouette8953]

This is hilarious, dude. But, I wasn't smilin' anymore... I was bloody exhausted with him. He's so inhuman. I couldn't smile with your humour but my mind's laughing with yo jokes. I just couldn't breathe and see this as something as the darkest mind of this mad man.

[@J3nJ3nl0llip0p]

Albert must have been EVERY HOOKER'S favorite client!! With all the evil bullshit they have to deal with...? Then along comes someone wants to pay to be beaten... Must have been heaven for them.

[@pascallapointe5624]

The song at the end got me howling with laughter!

[@abisulzman7580]

hilarious and logistic plus fine af we stand true crime King we deserves more subscribers thx for keeping me murder informed throughout this year

[@raytrumble1994]

i would love to see Dan on Rogan or YMH when he is out in Cali doing shows.

[@scottwharton1943]

Dan is better than Rogan.

[@gunsknives]

scott wharton of course he is; he’s the prophet of Nimrod! It would still be awesome to see him on a podcast with such a massive fan base so we can spread the suck. I would also love to see his reaction to Pig and Poutine.

[@groverkeil4483]

Dan would do way better interviews than Rogan no hate. Also he would mash super well with tom and christina

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

I listened to this one while I was at work. My co workers just kept hearing me say “oh that’s fucked up”

[@thelizardhedd]

I recommend this pod episode to a friend. They blocked me.

[@timszarek1793]

I appreciate what you do dan 🤔✌🏻

[@jonathandoe2316]

I was supposed to be sleeping, but this kept me up. This and the Gacy episode was some of the funniest shit. I ever seen on a podcast like this.

[@BadMagicProductions]

Thanks!

[@jonathandoe2316]

@@BadMagicProductions Ahh... The Master Sucker highlighted my comment. Noted and appreciated thank you man.

[@Anonymous-iv7zk]

“Showbiz that’s how we do it in Hollywood” why can’t I find that Fish ever once said this in a letter or anything?

[@DSGxTennessee]

This one is absolutely insane

[@swededen8314]

I have never spit out my drink from laughing until now. truth.

[@vincevileborne]

The details this man was able to find and present to us is nothing short of amazing.

[@boysenberryjamfan2570]

Take a drink every time he says “ spanking, spank, or spanked “

[@anthonyhampton5981]

The suckmaster, doctor, grand exhibiter of knowledge of Nimrod, tamer of Bojangles, slayer of Lucifina, and worshipper of Triple- M. Keep it up !!!!!!!

[@Apostate_Alexei]

Thanks for the episode, my good man! Now I'm off to fix myself a hot peanut butter sandwich and a mug of cider to wash it down. Showbiz!

[@jonathandoe2316]

Hahaha

[@glenmo1]

Yes fish was a maniac. I'm sure there are a few other ones floating around out in society. Always be on your guard never let your children stray far from you. 99% of people out there are decent people that's the 1% you got to watch

[@deoglemnaco7025]

Fish was a complicated man.

[@drstones1926]

Love this podcast !! And scared to death !! My absolute favourite podcast find in years

[@raytrumble1994]

I already listened to it on the apple podcast app but im at work just letting it play through so the suck master can get more views. putting this random ass comment just to help the youtube algorithm

[@BadMagicProductions]

hahaha!! Love it

[@TBegay]

So dude says that the barn was a mile away and isolated enough that no one would hear the poor guy scream. YET Fish can still be close to a train stop to hop on one after all that. SMH.

[@laylalivingston6430]

Yeah!! Finally. I'm excited for this one.

[@eddie20307]

no lie... after i listened to this amazingly humorous tale, my wife was eating pnut butter toast with a tall glass of apple cider ❤

[@stuffnthingsb.c4043]

Wow that’s one of the most fucked up stories I’ve ever heard.only you and your humour could make that tolerable to listen to. I agree with you I question my sanity making it all the way to the end of that video. But listening to some of that you actually made me laugh but my jaw was open the whole fucking time. No not for creamy peanut butter. But well anyway thanks for two hours of entertainment that I question, because I could never get that fucking information out of my head. Hope you come to Vancouver and do a show sometime I’d love to see your stand up

[@crankyrebate8161]

Omg you somehow make this hilarious 😂

[@greenmtroamer33]

20 minutes in and I’m in between laughing my ass off and complete shock! Hail Nimrod! 3/5 stars can’t be any better!!

[@halliesteck7864]

I like to blair this episode as loud as I can when I’m at cow shows, keeps people from talking to me✌🏻😂

[@Larzaparz]

First time watching you. Funny as fuck while explaining horrific/tragic murders and situations. I felt weird laughing because of the topic of what is being discussed..... however, I got over it lol. I find the Albert Fish case compelling & interesting because people that met him, said he was someone mothers&fathers would trust their children with and didn't come off as who he really was. I CANNOT imagine the pure utter aching guilt Mr Bud felt after he told his wife to let Grace go to the "birthday party" with Albert. Her Mother didn't think she should go. Also, I've seen people comment on other Fish videos " how did he overpower these kids? He was a frail old man!" The elderly are STRONG. I work in healthcare as a CNA and when they want to, they can be as strong as an Ox...(Espically little old ladies). And also he picked young kids to kill.

[@angieheyward4559]

OH MY GOD I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE WIPING TEARS LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST! First time listening to you but it certainly won't be the last.

[@stegadrugist7877]

The perfect Memorial Day podcast.

[@smoreski]

Wonder what happened to his children. Did any of them rise above? I hope at least one of them did, and managed to live a good life.

[@g.a.6978]

Definitely, one of (if not the) most disgusting human beings to live. Lady Justice really came through beautifully that time.

[@planet-tyler666]

My family moved to Tarrytown (Sleepy Hollow)/Irvington from Manhattan when I was a tween (80s,) We always traveled back n forth so I totally know Fish's path. Now I know why they pushed the Headless Horseman so much... I never knew this guy was part of my regional history

[@blackfyre365]

Yep. I lived in Tarrytown/ Sleepy Hollow for several years. The fact that I once lived in Fish's old stomping grounds is a bit unsettling. Its sad that Westchester county was once subjected to the agenda of this sick asshole.

[@raytrumble1994]

holly shit the quality is really good!

[@steeveekeys1904]

Dan is simply a great storyteller.

[@wRonG765]

Just when I think I've heard the scariest suck...... Never laughed so hard about such a dark subject. Thanks for all you do and hail Nimrod!

[@jeanoch8125]

Omg I felt just sick hearing the vile and the depravity of what Fish did to kids...

[@buddafull8260]

This is definitely hilarious. New sub!

[@jackattack8487]

Grandpa horndog in kemper's voice!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lisareatherford8097]

thanks , I will never look at peanut butter the same ... Dickie cover in sweat peanut butter !!

[@AuntieGoobie]

Heard this was worth the watch

[@burnttoast2615]

I tell ya Barn, he put pins in his dicky. -Andy Griffith

[@jf9912]

This may be the greatest suck ever

[@canadianaidan9296]

That was a tasty episode.

[@MizzRosenrot]

"Love stump" I can't! lmao

[@mattz6470]

Albert was a different kind of guy….

[@Adriana-ej3qi]

omg the accent 😂 this is insane though,

[@mikey2time484]

I have this pit in my stomach about what poor grace went through.. how scared she must be when she went inside the house looking for fish and he pops out of the closet naked. Jesus fcking christ man.. i binge serial killer shit and mostly desensitized to this garbage but i have an 8 yr old.. cant imagine

[@Ballerbrwn]

Yooooo that chicken joe sht threw mee😂😂😄