Timesuck | The Strange Story of Serial Killer Israel Keyes

[@Alexander-Hatfield]

Just got done blasting, “to hell with the devil” on some headphones. Never in a million years did I think a Christian rock song could jam so hard. It’s nice to hear someone utilize their God-given musical abilities to rebuke Satan instead of glorify him. Thanks for sharing brother. You made my day. Much appreciated.

[@benjamindover4337]

When you say "he researched several serial killers", did he ever go far as to produce several dozen multi-hour documentary podcasts sbout them? Because that would be a big red flag.

[@BoomShard17]

At even bigger red flag would be someone having a son just so that child could research serial killers and make a podcast about them, then have that kid make jokes about how his dad is a serial killer to avert attention away from him actually being a serial killer. Hmmm

[@flipsidemob807]

😂

[@cainmathewson1857]

I know. The irony of true crime channels lol I love em tho

[@PopeBrandonBrownson]

January 26th, on Dan's voicemail: Um, hey Dan, it's your old man. Hey, I just listened to the latest Timesuck, what the actual fuck was all that about?!

[@blakegrundy2600]

Episode had me questioning if I was insane for binge watching these podcasts

[@Cold_Ethyl]

This creep was BUSY.

[@planet-tyler666]

The thing that Dan does best is give context. It makes this more than just a real crime *story.*

[@jonimestas9692]

Could be.

[@dillonderoche4050]

Love Mondays! Use these to push me through catching up on invoices and emails. So good. Looking good my man!

[@FauxAcct]

I Can Imagine The Jr. FBI Agent Tasked With Tracking The Elder Cummins' Travels Through The 90's/00's After All The Comedic References To Accomplicing I.K. Too Funny

[@BizzmarkBajimbus]

What a podcast, so amazing. Never stop.

[@benlynch6730]

He had morals at least! He would travel in zero emission cars, rape kits consisted of recycled materials & would clean up with pollution free chemicals. What a guy!

[@bslovely88s60]

Work can fucking wait, it's time for Timesuck!! Hail Nimrod!

[@FatJesus63]

I live like an hour from where his murders happened in vt I remember hearing about a couple disappearing and then later hearing a serial killer had killed them and being so surprised because you almost never have things like that around here

[@claudinesteenberge4920]

I'm 10 minutes away from constable ny, where he had a home on the popler rd..they searched his property, but nothing found. He was also a 10 minute drive to Canada, where he admitted to frequenting prostitutes

[@Jackallen88]

"it's like the shittiest rage against the machine song" 😂😂😂

[@Scott_G]

It's one thing to hear about these serial killers existing a hundred years ago or even a generation ago, but it's completely different and creepy to hear about these guys existing and operating just a few years back.

[@Veruska75]

FBI's conservative assessment is that at any given point there are 25-60 active serial killers in the States.

[@Scott_G]

@@Veruska75 Isn't that quote from Dexter?

[@Veruska75]

@@Scott_G Not that I know of. And I watched John Douglas on a live on True Crime Daily and there they gave an even higher number. If it is from Dexter, I'd like to know, I loved the Dexter series!

[@Veruska75]

It was aired yesterday, look it up it was interesting.

[@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394]

This guy was a fucking murder machine!!! your point about kits laying around still,what if some psycho is at the crossroads where their about to make that decision to kill or go to business school and they somehow find one and they take it a sign from god they've found their calling...that would be a great movie

[@truettjohnson7230]

This guy is why everyone should be pack a CC permit and weapon

[@mustardsquatchdog]

I'm sorry, but your grammar says you shouldn't.

[@rebd00mer93]

@@mustardsquatchdog bahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@dans1985]

Random choice serial killer, reminds me of that scene in the movie The Jerk when the guy randomly picks someone in the phone book. "Navin R. Johnson, sounds like a typical bastard."

[@shaneoneill1481]

I love that movie. XD

[@michellejaquish869]

Lord loves a working man, see a doctor and get rid of it, never trust whitie

[@emikosage6545]

Take a shot every time he says my dad 😂

[@shaneculkin7124]

AHHHHH, LOL 😆😂🤣

[@shaneculkin7124]

Right?!!?... Who is his dad anyways? I'm gonna try and find out now

[@rdstevens7980]

Ahhhh...Stevens County! Home sweet home!

[@bryangarcia5599]

What if all those thousands of miles of 'unexplained road trips' were literally just him driving around going, _'WHOOOOO!'_ on account of how relieved he was to be free of the constraints of the tiny, joyless, Spartan cabins of his youth?

[@thedesolateone8260]

Whooooo hoooooo 😉 Such a cool point Bryan Garcia . Religion fucks up many many folk

[@thedesolateone8260]

@FatElvis So your deep in Gods Hollllllly Temple. 🤔🤦‍♂️ What point was you trying to make Fat Elvis Hhmmmmm

[@thedesolateone8260]

@FatElvis Is this a call to be Troll Hunter again. Not taking about film Norwegians did . On about near utter you wish never knew what KZbin was kind of retribution 🤔 . If this is in fact what you seek & years of counselling. Ladies 1st 🤔 Try your best Fat Elvis

[@thedesolateone8260]

@FatElvis Ahhh , ime in fact an English Gent 🧐 reside within the United Kingdom. Define the english you want. What What 🧐

[@thedesolateone8260]

@FatElvis Come now man . Do i Troll today or whenever your ready . Ime British. Fucking shit up is part of our heritage & identity 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@daynayoung3343]

This suck really gave “daddy issues” a new meaning. For both the host and the subject 😂

[@indigozulu9]

Another killer that would be interesting to suck could be Shawn Grate. He was arrested after a woman who he was keeping captive managed to partially free herself from her restraints and call 911 on his phone while he slept in the same room. The entire 911 call is on KZbin and even knowing that she lives, it will give you anxiety sweats.

[@tiffanyclark-grove1989]

Or Charlie Grant

[@josephsmith6777]

I remember that story "terrifying"

[@JmH-333]

I lived in Lafayette, La when he passed through. Great pronunciation Dan!! 🤘🏼⚜️

[@emeraldj4209]

I work in a coffee hut in anchorage alaska and I’m listening to this on shift rn 😖

[@thelongway93]

Finally I was waiting for this

[@DevilQueenAnna]

He tried to escape to either be killed then and there, or for it to be given to him faster since an outburst like that shows the people he is dangerous. He’s very smart, a lady even said it shouting “kill him” We all know what happens but that’s how I see that move.

[@coheedfan1012]

Two of my faves together--Stryper and IK. I think the video of him kidnapping Koenig from the coffee stand is the only time a serial killer has been caught in the act on film. Whoever thought it was a good idea to stick a 17-year-old girl in a box by herself in a parking lot should be beaten.

[@lainiesdad11]

I'd love to see a timesuck on el cid, one of the greatest warlord/ knight in history.

[@josephwilson4491]

Always great!

[@crystleconstiner6831]

My mom's maiden name is Keyes and my mother-in-law's maiden name is Kehoe.... strange...lol Hubby's first and middle names are John Douglass. This kinda weirds me out!

[@tymorrison8499]

Jesus Christ, the "Striper" call backs in this video, had me rolling, every God damn time.

[@Cold_Ethyl]

Stryper

[@coybackus7665]

"it's like a job." do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.

[@thomashensley6985]

😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 with the fucking dad being a serial killer jokes!🤣🤣🤣 the reason you're my #1 favorite comedian!

[@pirateradio00]

I read an article its estimated he killed 36 people.

[@KosMik_Skul]

U just got an new follower! This was awesome thank u for entertaining me n helping get thru work with my sanity.

[@robertstuart4509]

Great Podcast!! Could you Please Do a TIMESUCK on the SANDY HOOK. Adam Lanza???

[@robertstuart4509]

If Not SANDY HOOK. Please do a Timesuck on the WM3 & Robinhood Hill Murders. I'd love to Discuss and Hear Dan's Views on the Case.

[@robertstuart4509]

What is Your Opinion on SANDY Hook and WM3????

[@darrellcovello7917]

🎶 To Heeellll with tha Devillll 🎶 Not gonna lie, I can get down to that

[@cainmathewson1857]

Why is your Dad being brought up? Did i miss something? Lol did he mention Keyes knew a Cummins or something? Like... thats just so weird

[@unclefilthy848]

When you first mentioned Chevie Kehoe I had to re-listen to make sure I heard it correctly because my name is Chevy, fortunately spelled like actor and car though so I can live comfortably knowing my dad isn't a secret white supremacist.

[@rustylove7517]

I am glad you are back on the good stuff!

[@kornkultrc]

Feb 2012 I was trying to fix my relationship with a cheater. Never going back!

[@kyledamron]

It's scary to think that had he not broken his own "rules" he might still be killing

[@josephsmith6777]

Along with killers that gave themselves up like Kemper and basically gave themselves up like btk its terrifying

[@welbz2330]

I remember watching Worlds dumbest was pretty dumb 😂pretty cringe looking back hahaha

[@JmH-333]

I remember world’s dummest. Hilarious 😂

[@nikkorodrigeuz2475]

They made a movie about this guy called (The frozen ground ) with john Cusack and Nicolas cage

[@ronpioggia4301]

Lol nah bro, that's about Robert "the butcher" Baker. He's been Sucked also, a year or so ago, check it out!!

[@OldNick999-real1]

I first listened to this one while I was at work. Thank god for headphones.

[@linday3213]

🎶🎶To hellll with the devillll 🎶🎶 Best. Podcast. Ever.

[@Jackallen88]

Excuse me! To HECK with the devil! Gosh dang!

[@samstormm4775]

First watch always listen

[@samplomares8258]

If anyone wants to go gown a deep rabbit hole listen to true crime bull sh!t. It's about Keyes with sound clips from FBI interviews. Ps posting this comment while still listening to episode sorry in advance if master sucker mentioned it.

[@Chasing.therain]

It is pronounced "call-ville" not "Cole-ville", I knew I recognized this guy's name!~ I have heard a little about him! Greetings Suck-master from Colville! LOL

[@theboyoofoly]

He said it right once lol

[@odysseadeasuphomeschoolcha5253]

that was my 42d birthday! i had two preschoolers.

[@planet-tyler666]

Well thats a way to start a story. Empathy: 100% immediately

[@Shoebang337]

I love when people who hate modern medicine can’t explain how the life expectancy has gone up so much since

[@FauxAcct]

I Got Stalked In The Woods On The East Coast, Near His Reported Trail Of Travels. I Pointed My Phone Camera Toward The Stalker, He Receded. I Always Wondered, Since Hearing Of Israel Years Ago, If It Was Him ? I Want To Find One Of His Missing "Treasure Chests" ... aka "One Key Izzy's Rich Stuff"

[@ronpioggia4301]

Happy Monday! 🤯

[@justshani8950]

Cove ut is about 20 minutes from the town I live in. Cove is so small and its just fields.

[@claudinesteenberge4920]

so is constable ny, where he had a place. Was a 1 hour drive to tupper lake, in Adirondack mountains, where he robbed the bank, and a 2 hour drive to essex, vt, where the Curriers we murdered. 10 minute drive from my town, just glad I never met him..

[@justshani8950]

@@claudinesteenberge4920 me to! I wonder how many people he really killed?

[@travis6253]

Interesting!

[@whipgame3137]

Aw man I’m at work so waiting for it to upload on Spotify so it can help me get through the day. Hail Nimrod you beautiful meat sacks!

[@garrettsteigleman761]

Matanuska lake is just a few miles away from me. That shit was crazy. Actually remember driving by the lake when they had a white tent posted up I can only imagine retrieving her body.

[@the.l.a-theliberationarmy-9145]

As soon as he said merch, I was K-9 0Ut...

[@vincek6613]

Wow, didn't know his origins were in my home state of UT.

[@lanceneeley9065]

To hell with copyright strikes. Haha

[@77Creation]

Dude, you are hilarious. Had me 😂 at some dark ass shit.

[@theboyoofoly]

I kinda like striper now lol, I'm about to start a 12 hour shift and I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head now, thanks Dan

[@Cold_Ethyl]

Stryper

[@MosquitoValentineNH]

The joke about your dad was funny the first 500x not so much the next 500x

[@oblivionrefugee]

Think I remember hearing about this guy while working at a salmon cannery in 2012

[@apancher]

Feb 2 is my birthday. I was turning 26 that day.

[@michaelwilliams7032]

I'm just happy Dan didn't play bon jovi. I don't like stryper but I hate bon jovi more.

[@bryangarcia5599]

‘Riffin’ on a Prayer’

[@Brian_Tylor]

I love how his dad happens to be everywhere Keyes is, Coincidence I THINK NOT

[@Jebus53]

I can't help but see that teacher from the incredibles saying that last part.

[@reign5563]

The suck was good but I dont remember hearing you mention about Keyes going to his brother or sister wedding that was i believe was in Texas and the preacher decided to talk about gay trans etc etc which made Keyes upset. That the same preacher was the one who spoke at his funeral/burial. Also dont know if I missed something but what was the deal with Dan mentioning his dad throughout the suck, I suggest listening to The Last Podcast On The Left about Keyes. Very good Podcast and they mentioned and talked about some of the same stuff but had alot more that Marcus parks went over.

[@jayr8042]

Makes u wonder if Keyes favorite band was the Doors...😉

[@josephsmith6777]

Btk was his own downfall if he didnt keep taughting the cops he might have never been caught

[@caged0902]

I have now completed the trilogy. Scared to death then is we dumb and now time suck. Im fucked lol

[@jrmemnoch7650]

Tell us more about your dad...

[@bryangarcia5599]

🤘 *STRYPER RULES!* 🤘

[@willt7908]

"My dad wears a lot of cotton...huh."

[@danw.7935]

Thank you Bojangles

[@rustylove7517]

Love you Dan Cummins!

[@MarkMaxwell73]

That an Armie Hammer poem?

[@David-jm1sq]

Great episode but too heavy on the “my dad“ jokes

[@abundance1232]

Wait….what do you mean your dad hasn’t been caught yet? 😵‍💫

[@Moltar5280]

Hail nimrod and praise bojangles and triple M....do a timesuck on The Church of Christ with Kip Mckean also the current minister of City Of Angels international church of christ...my wife was in it for a short time hahaha

[@limhiblackburn7168]

I was in Afghanistan beginning to embrace the suck

[@garrydavis3475]

Israel was army’s full training pro who relished in the planning

[@meoshyitaylor7158]

😆whackadoodle😂Nailed Jeff Foxworthy 😂

[@bobbiejordan1121]

Would luv to meet your dad. He sounds like a cool dude.

[@YumoBaBy]

That last one yeah that's my dad oml that was funnnyyy

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Lol I'm from port angeles washington

[@welbz2330]

Lol😳

[@bergstrom716]

I think my Dad was with your Dad December 8th 2012...

[@gabespencer1235]

Wow only 7 minutes old I'm here early lol

[@someoneout-there2165]

He sounds like this gay dude I work with.. he spreads all this stuff about me so he can get away with gay hookups and they won't suspect him.. pure crazy.

[@Mr.peabodyANDfriends]

Haven't watched yet but tgim new time suck and its a serial killer.🤤!!

[@stanceypanda8668]

Gresham or. Thats the closest these sucks has ever got to me.

[@jjmccormick2911]

Its called Peer - not Pierre...I know, welcome to South Dakota

[@alexbartley8957]

First!

[@bendershome4discountorphan859]

Hail nine of 3 out a 5

[@DiRtYToanz]

Special Olympics or the Paralympics. Big fucking difference. Please clarify.

[@GabrielaZarco-bk5lc]

He was foul.

[@groofay]

It'll be a hell of a plot twist if the next Suck is on Dan's dad, who turns out to actually be a serial killer.

[@vermillionred269]

check out programmed to kill. He was a hit man

[@MrDizzle517]

As a 20 year juggalo that last bit was pretty disappointing..