BADMAN

[@drdev2000]

'Oi mr taxi man how much?' '£9.70' 'yo lets round that to a fiver safe' xDDD

[@HamzahAhmad-if9cw]

It’s been 8 years since this comment what you doing now

[@azim3162]

From 13 minutes to 1 hour 23 minutes

[@sulaimaanahmed998]

Looool

[@jihadislam8678]

BOLDOGSZÜLETÉSNAPOTKÍVÁNOKHOZZÁKTKTFØSEGUGZTU VZGZFGFCGGGGGGISTDZRZTR ŞØĐZSEKČSDPHDOBTAKONÁSOBCHODNÍHG

[@JoshuaAllenby]

I can't believe it... 5/6 years ago, I was watching a older teenager sitting in a room saying 'LEMME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT YEH' And now. I'm watching a Adult who Makes great videos and are very well done. You're great man, I hope you never stop with videos.

[@OnlinewithHB]

He is 32

[@JoshuaAllenby]

***** lol he doesn't look it

[@BVECentral]

31

[@itzridz3949]

Joshua Allenby r

[@nahidamin6312]

Joshua Allenby TRUE FAN!!!

[@qasim_r13]

watching all the Badman series again in lockdown

[@shafserious2805]

Ive just discovered them

[@jamalu5788]

Who else is Re watching all his old vids

[@hecktikz576]

Pengest me

[@qawi6078]

Me

[@shirazlodhi4903]

Me yaar

[@muralipathmanathan1756]

Perfect quarantine entertainment

[@hunter3gamer556]

Yup

[@CoolChris-vn8hz]

I'm guessing his mum finally hit puberty.

[@tariqmahmood1069]

Cleveland brown Jr. that aint rite what you said boi

[@nahidnaeem2945]

Cleveland brown Jr. hahaha lol u said he's a dog lmfa

[@amzz-ho7ku]

lol

[@yourmumgay3679]

Tariq Mahmood right not rite *you little boy*

[@aminaiqbal6717]

It a frickin KZbin vid it's suppose to make it funny not so u post comments like this

[@eggzii]

Coming back to this masterpiece in quarantine!!! Can't wait for more later!

[@EnforcersBTW]

same

[@lifeofsalb9603]

you know I've watched all humzas videos apart from the BADMAN ones...so I'm on a mission tongiht to watch them all...

[@SK-rz1vp]

Same

[@lifeofsalb9603]

+ItzIce _ ahh that's so sweet

[@imi7860]

Your beautiful Salma

[@springbabyxoxo1115]

LifeWithSalmaB InBev

[@lifeofsalb9603]

Spring baby Xoxo ?

[@Omer-xr9ro]

That guy looked like a hybrid of clichy and kompany

[@UnluckyDomino]

LOL!!!

[@stevensilva3604]

Trust😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@manavsandhu584]

Gael Kompany or Vincent Clichy

[@stevensilva3604]

Gael kompany

[@shoaibjalali8689]

So true

[@zarzaman]

i need to rewatch the whole series because i need to refresh my memory on everything that happened loool

[@lilumz742]

Exactly what I'm doing

[@FlowMega100]

upped production, camera work, acting and editing. This is actually amazing man, can't wait for the next one!

[@na1564]

Guys stop being so butthurt he said 15+ in the description so if your younger don't watch. It's not Humzah's fault, if your offended just don't watch it. I can tell this will be a great and dark story can't wait!

[@ibraheemhussain5013]

Nay The Kid a under 15 year old can’t watch it because it’s inappropriate they won’t get butthurt

[@KAZUMI110]

4 years ago Nay The Kid I’m only 16 years old

[@KAZUMI110]

I’m older now i even have a beard :0 lol

[@fazekabi7265]

I’m 16 blud

[@Tambir14]

DiamondPickaxe bro I’m only 13 and I’m growing a beard

[@kassimpros]

the deep voice for the mum was better

[@zeshaanish]

exactly what I was thinking

[@farhanhussain8764]

same☺

[@Will-bn9km]

But, the mum always treats Humza like shit, which is the funny thing :p

[@umarahmed1768]

+Farhan Hussain sunderland farhan

[@hafsa7662]

I agree

[@farhad198]

This was genuinely great Humza! The camerawork was great, the pacing, the editing! Psyched for the next one!

[@laibapoo2000]

We all knew the 5p bag issue would be involved in the bubblegum 😂😂😂

[@nahimkamali3936]

I didnt

[@Esther-mg6ul]

I've been to bubble gum it's near tesco :DD

[@laibapoo2000]

+Sunny Love SO PHYC 😂😂

[@a123-w4f]

real entertainment started again

[@ramzyrahman8309]

What a comeback!! Wow!!

[@reple489]

The plot twist ending scared the hell out of me as a kid.

[@RainbowBloxOfficial]

I missed this series SOOOOOO much, thank God its back.

[@bossbhakar1261]

2020, don't understand how this guy didn't become the biggest entertainer in the UK

[@isaebrahim3981]

All I have to say humza is SICK BLAD

[@eizzy2201]

who else is re-watching it for badman 12 can't wait for badman 12 only 18 more days jeez.

[@topblazehd2385]

naa fam that aint the humza i know. next episode i want u knockin dat vincent kompany lookalike out

[@taufique2003]

lol

[@topblazehd2385]

+TheMusGamer innit

[@YousufKhanPR]

Nice to see Humza back in his Badman character, I remember memories from 2010 to 2013 of watching Diary of a Badman, it was funny and emotional at times and I missed it, for those people saying he is racist and an idiot, you're wrong! It's his character that is an idiot, and at the end of his videos there's a meaningful lesson and Humza actually reflects back on the actions his character made!

[@KP-tm6fv]

+Yousuf Khan™ (The Arachnid) that's so true. Also for the people who say Humza is racist, he visited many schools throughout the UK and showed students that it's wrong to become an extremist and fight for a religious cause. Btw, Humza uses racist words to make bad man more entertaining for us (he probably doesn't approve of saying them).

[@YousufKhanPR]

K Patel Thank you! People who call Humza racist take his videos too seriously and they don't understand why makes these videos.

[@TheCallumBellShow]

Anyone else here to recap as badman 12 is out

[@ManLikeBillz]

Tesco selling 5p bag hahahaa

[@heych3493]

+Nahid Islam ur in wales this is london

[@stacknotsactbrok8356]

+Harun Ahmed 💥

[@okhwjwj]

Ikr

[@ManLikeBillz]

+tAnViR aLi check ma channel out

[@okhwjwj]

Ok bro I also subscribed :)

[@its.taiba110]

LOVEDD IT SOO MUCH!! OMFDS HUMZA UR BACK! YASSS!! JUS WISH UR EPISODES WERE LONGER. CAN'T WAIT 4 THE NEXT 1

[@_iz90]

I loved how this series started, and it just got better and better 💯 2nd season gonna be SICK 🔥💥

[@champagneraki]

Most under appreciated yet best series on KZbin I wish just as anyone else that Humza gets the credit he deserves best KZbinr by far

[@mr1nine81]

Laloo you had me tripping then thought frenzo watch’s Hamza too 😂

[@champagneraki]

@@mr1nine81 😭

[@rahimmiah51]

Smashed it bro. Your content never lets you down. It's just your consistency, if you can upload on a regular basis you will be up there real soon bro. This new series looks really promising keep up the hard work.

[@hanakhan6092]

Forget the haters u speak the truth and share a good message for our generation. Respect👌🏻💕

[@arsalafi1829]

Rewatching whole series everyday till badman 13 comes out

[@zaydqasim2703]

I LOVE YOU HUMZA ARSHAD you inspire me. I look up to the prophets then the Sahaba and then I look up to YOU. I am truly inspired

[@bqteman0]

This was such a good episode it balanced humour with wisdom please keep this series going :)

[@GSUFIAN]

Who else is re-watching this legend when he was in his prime

[@generalkenobi6428]

I love it how it has the classic doabm feel and acting and sounds until it falls into a darker path for humza and starts a whole New journey from the man we once knew in 2008

[@danwolf4694]

Over 10 years I've followed this guy I love it 😅💪

[@hashimmohyidin5616]

"Im your mum you dumb shiit!!! We are family" Best lines ever !!!!

[@wrth]

Wow been years. Rewatching the whole series now. The GOAT of KZbin IMO 🐐

[@JPatelLive]

watching the whole series [again] from 1 to 13 just released! [ March 2022!! ]

[@h1_activ8]

2023*

[@nikpatel95]

that was epic. wanna see much more than this!

[@nabilt6535]

Who Else Is Watching this before Ep 12

[@Afraz_9n3]

Rewatch then all every time 😂😂

[@seyaamkhan6298]

I did not expect that! bruh you smashed it! Great comeback video

[@wag1itsari582]

ima just say dis. LEMME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT YEAH

[@commander1suv492]

About to rewatch one of the best independent comedy crime dramas I've ever seen on KZbin. I've been here since Badman 4 (6 years ago or something)

[@epicness342]

the intro is PERFECT

[@nabilmoledina3731]

What is the song

[@mahadthaking]

You have made my secondary school fun I thank you from the bottom of my heart😂 I’m talking back a day

[@dylna441]

Great work humza! You're back brv! Woohoo

[@dylna441]

Tashalakalaka what I said was true, I'm all for humza coming back but just because he has some offense jokes doesn't mean you guys have to say it out loud and in force your religion on our entertainment

[@dylna441]

Tashalakalaka you right man I'm sorry, for my actions just don't put push your religion down other people's throats

[@taufique2003]

+dylan helsing Finally, that's all I wanted

[@idris9386]

+Tashalakalaka alright bitch

[@dylna441]

Tashalakalaka sorry dude he got me mad

[@Iqzzy-KO]

Wag1 Humza so glad you're back bro! Was waiting for this vid! Way to start this show off with a bang! Love the part with the Vincent Kompany lookalike & the talk with the aunty starting at 3:07 & ending at 3:19! It was bare jokes lol!

[@abdallahikram4420]

hi huys this guys a legend man been making be smile since i was 8

[@sidro9188]

Real Diary of a Badman, just like the classics. Keep it up!!!

[@HamzaPhilipz]

Yes!! Finally!! The good stuff are back!! keep up the good work (y)

[@HamzaPhilipz]

Aisha Hilwa #old times :);

[@HamzaPhilipz]

Lol

[@yousefkhanagha1132]

in my opinion I think that this channel is very underrated. he should have had at least half a million subs at this time

[@mmo039]

BRUV HUMZA HIM SELF IS RE WATCHING ALL THIS.

[@Faizan.H]

HUMZA IS FINALLY BACKK YAYYYY YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD AND THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIT

[@Abn125cg]

Getting ready for season 2

[@z33rd]

Had to watch humza because this goat can never be forgotten

[@batmatt1001]

I swear the mum died like 3 years ago?...

[@nazzahaz8247]

+Matthew McG That whole thing was apparently a dream.

[@batmatt1001]

ah what? I like Doabm but that's a really crap cop out

[@SADCOCK1970]

Turned out to be some long dream sequence that never was or something. By the end of it, Mum was back.

[@reneesmith1799]

yh I know😕😑??

[@sharrali6882]

starting from 2.1 everything was a Dream

[@mahmoodbilal3316]

seriously man make more videos like this one and your channel will skyrocket again.

[@prestigekicksuk359]

Humza Always making Great Videos With Powerful Messages 💯 Best KZbinr Out Here.

[@HelpfulReminders]

Cannot wait till 12 few more weeks!!!!

[@danashahmed6989]

you should make a video to fight back bullies

[@sullyakhtar6883]

This is quality! But we will have to probably wait like a month or two for next episode the way Humza does KZbin

[@muaad3046]

Still watching this in 2020😂😂😂😂

[@hxz]

rewatching this series whilst waiting for the next installment

[@rashedmiah1]

Omar we missed you 😆

[@tw4r4abb46]

Humza if you see this just sayin I’m re watching all of the vids bro and honestly amazing message you smashed it love from a bro in London ❤️❤️❤️

[@hummzahkillerrabiesislam6585]

So this is why my friends call me Humza Productions..

[@a.anonymous0]

Hummzah 'Killer Rabies' Islam gay boy

[@simmia8607]

Hummzah 'Killer Rabies' Islam

[@ray1zz]

No way it’s been 5 years since this first episode

[@ar-4775]

Juj and Majooj xD I laughed so hard at this part!

[@rachet4280]

YA THE DEEP VOICE FOR THE MOM PLEASE OHH AND LOVED THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@shaffaali9181]

humza U r so amazing wallah luv u xxx Keep up in shaa allah

[@dylna441]

Wallah Mera bulla

[@aklol8950]

found u

[@shaffaali9181]

+Ayesha Kaid bish 😂u stalker man bare times

[@raheesmalik7796]

What does wallah and shaa allah mean ?

[@shaffaali9181]

+Rahees malik wallah means like promise/swear to god and in shaa allah means if allah wills

[@ithazzzz8778]

Old is GOLD

[@pas3073]

This Is going to be amazing

[@crimsoncrisps7900]

im so glad i saved all the badman short films for lockdown

[@ZoFlux]

This is gona be sooo good

[@am1r428]

IF YOUR NOT REWATCHING ALL HIS VIDEOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[@Faye-Jane]

Exactly

[@salmaanahmad5414]

deep voice for mum was better

[@mohammadyasinsaied1060]

Nice work Humza. Can't wait for the new videos to come!

[@Arifinity_]

NOOOO!! YOU SHOULDVE DONE THAT MONSTER VOICE FOR YO MOM!!!! Still funny tho XD

[@adilzaman9427]

sounds weird now :(

[@Arifinity_]

Adil Zaman ikr

[@suhaildesai5867]

He's got a step-mom because his mom died in DOABM that's why she doesn't have that deep voice.

[@Arifinity_]

Suhail Desai really?... I thought this was a story before doabm

[@suhaildesai5867]

Arifinity This is after when he's grown up.

[@abdulmalikali6247]

Amazing comeback!!! Keep on doing videos!!!

[@adnanraja6732]

I think yu need to carry on with diary of a badman

[@haanaz726]

i cant believe i watched this 5 years ago and about to watch the 12th one 5 years later

[@misaalanshori]

it says 15+ in the description, im 13....

[@muaazmiah4066]

Ohhhhh thug life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ohh I'm ten :)

[@kierang9144]

M Isa Yall too young

[@salmabibi307]

Muaaz Miah ayyyyyyyye ya savage ass

[@salmabibi307]

Kieran Garnett

[@unknown-hd8nd]

im 11

[@rupansidhu4713]

In quarantine getting bored watching all the the old videos in 2020 x 😂

[@hagiebenkrishna6358]

LEGEND

[@sanashahzaib8]

This is banging 👊👊👊💚💚💚💚 can't wait for more episodes

[@xxlone_wolfxx5407]

Humza, could you please make a season 2 for the chronicles of tuttoo like if you guys agree

[@zakrax4232]

wow this was amazing cant wait for part 2 keep up the good work 💜💜💙

[@temoork-0197]

stop With the other "small" shows bro. put more effort into this, this could be the beginning of somethin Beyond epic , sick pilot episode man, keep doing what ur doing :)

[@temoork-0197]

***** true bro

[@xeplar]

I’m rewatching Badman all over again

[@adilzaman9427]

lol, this show ain't suitable for children no more XD

[@alishbah090]

it says 15+ in the description box so they shudn't be watching anyways and if they r thats nt humzas fault lol

[@adilzaman9427]

+alish s yes but it's his fault that it's not suitable for children you idiot

[@alishbah090]

Adil Zaman first of all i am not an idiot? Second of all he clearly knows it isn't appropriate for kids any more which is why he put a warning in the description box !!!!

[@OfficialDivinisty]

everyone who watched doabm back in the day are like 18 now

[@aminaiqbal6717]

Adil Zaman no it's not his fault cause he can control who watches it and he can upload what he wants

[@ridakhan2516]

My 3rd Time Watching This ❤️ Can never stop loving the Badman Series ❤️

[@KP-tm6fv]

I had a similar experience to the end of this video. It was about 3 am one October night (back in 2013) and I went to get something to eat. I saw this woman being harassed by a man who had a pistol in his pocket. I knew that the situation would end badly so obviously I had to do something. I'm the kind of person that doesn't fear dying and who never walks away from a problem so I decided to be confident and have a chat with the guy. He was about 6 inches taller than me but I looked more buff than him. I told him to leave her alone so he just laughed in my face and pointed his gun to my head (he started getting arrogant). I stayed calm and decided to walk away slowly and he turned his attention to the woman again. I didn't know what he wanted to do with her exactly but when he least expected it I delivered one of my best punches to the back of his head (he got very angry). The woman ran away while we were both fighting (hopefully she got home safely). He was knocked out within a minute

[@KP-tm6fv]

He was knocked out within a minute. I felt slightly bad for him so I put him on a bench and I was very hungry so I went to eat. Looking back at what happened, I do feel stupid for going straight in and approaching him when I knew he had a weapon but I would prefer doing that than having the alternative option take place (him abusing her or maybe even worse). Sometimes I see her with another guy (looked like a nice guy who wouldn't get into trouble). Every time we would look at each other briefly but we wouldn't say anything to each other (seemed like both of us didn't want to remember that night).

[@MyPetLynx]

Jeeeez man. At least you know you did something good.

[@KP-tm6fv]

+Michael - S It's scary for me not because of what happened back then but because of how similar it was to the ending of this video (I used to live in Norbury where seasons 1 and 2 of DOABM were filmed so I know many of the places where they did their filming). I'm pretty sure the place where I beat up the man was only a few miles away from where Humza was beat up by a bunch of guys THAT FIGHT BY KICKING PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE DOWN (basically, they're a bunch of pussies who aren't even buff. They think that they're tough because 8 of them can beat up 1 man...) JUST WAIT UNTIL HUMZA CALLS UP HIS BOYS ASIF (buff guy), AGENT KALIA (the brown spy), DEXTER (JP/nerd), AND OMER (still a traitor)! THE BROWN MAFIA IS GONNA HUNT THEM DOWN AND THEN THEY'LL END UP IN A HOSPITAL!!! :D

[@sggaming9594]

+K Patel lmao brown mafia

[@jaymughal3104]

yeah..... that did happen did it Mr I'm not afraid of dying I bet you got robbed someone saved you and you twisted the story you was the woman in this story wasn't you cheeky sod

[@arsalafi1829]

Day 2 of watching all of badman till badman 13

[@husnainraja3511]

"Okay here kuthi" 😂😂

[@wasim2048]

it’s *Over here kuthi

[@kas6177]

Re watching this banger of a series again ❤️

[@aminurrahman8316]

Omg I'm still dying

[@tooangelic14]

This is brill , he's grown as a producer and actor , love this looking forward to the next episode

[@fazekabir4040]

Hi binnish Hafeez u look so hot and sexy I love u baby

[@balkarsinghtoor8084]

gets shit beaten out of, but still the hat stays on point . hamza you watching too much zee TV now? the episode was great and I think you mum sound better now than before and dads haircut is putting Beckham look weak #salmankhanterenaam

[@raheesmalik7796]

Good to see more then just Pakistanis are watching :)

[@BEAST123tj]

Sick intro to badman series and even better storyline!