Batman Vs. Superman

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Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Күн бұрын

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@d3_sempai
@d3_sempai 9 жыл бұрын
That CGI when the commissioner turned into another guy was unreal :O
@nikhilsingh5863
@nikhilsingh5863 9 жыл бұрын
+D3m0nator lol ur comment made me spit food on my mac
@robeargordy4801
@robeargordy4801 9 жыл бұрын
+D3m0nator omg im dieing lol
@feliciaf8
@feliciaf8 8 жыл бұрын
+D3m0nator XDDD
@gregdennington275
@gregdennington275 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Vicious5D
@Vicious5D 7 жыл бұрын
Uncle D3m0n Oh, Damn You
@cappincurt6215
@cappincurt6215 4 жыл бұрын
“I WAS A BOOOOOY... NOW IM A BAAAAAT” kills me every fucking time
@jagplaha9959
@jagplaha9959 3 жыл бұрын
Freaking hilarious 😆. News reporter poon
@Youn-G84
@Youn-G84 3 жыл бұрын
Im fuckin dying!!! 💀💀😂🤣
@MuhammadAizuddin
@MuhammadAizuddin 3 жыл бұрын
it's been 7 years since i saw this, still funny every fking time hahahaha
@cormacbobertson4732
@cormacbobertson4732 3 жыл бұрын
Hahhh 😂😂
@bullymaguire2820
@bullymaguire2820 3 жыл бұрын
@@MuhammadAizuddin DOOONT BRING IT UUUP LOL 😂
@armandoheredia6819
@armandoheredia6819 3 жыл бұрын
Batman’s cry after being told his parents died priceless
@JimmyBoy9878
@JimmyBoy9878 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be the first time.
@jkta97
@jkta97 2 жыл бұрын
We all know that his parents are just sleeping on a farm.
@CaptainRockoBD
@CaptainRockoBD Жыл бұрын
It’s literally what makes me start crying of laughter every time i watch 😂😂😂 Batmans so fucking funny
@Val-ed4pz
@Val-ed4pz Жыл бұрын
Lore accurate Batman
@Jehtblu
@Jehtblu Жыл бұрын
Don't bring it up!
@vikramjadhav3631
@vikramjadhav3631 Жыл бұрын
4:53 "What does this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Had me rolling🤣🤣
@theventhatiqtho8112
@theventhatiqtho8112 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorites.
@williamlangley2044
@williamlangley2044 9 ай бұрын
😂 Batman can be a real d.....k 🤣Poor Supes (Batman might need Superman's help one day )ha ha ha ha!!!
@Nathanr016
@Nathanr016 4 жыл бұрын
“I was a boy..... now I’m a bat” 😂😂😂
@j-dawg4774
@j-dawg4774 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it as soon as he started crying 😂
@James-wd9ib
@James-wd9ib 4 жыл бұрын
This is where I lost it
@compcomp7636
@compcomp7636 4 жыл бұрын
“You got stupid ass.. on your chest” got me 😂
@Thatspunkymonkey
@Thatspunkymonkey 4 жыл бұрын
Bat boy
@joaquinfigueroa8218
@joaquinfigueroa8218 3 жыл бұрын
I literally fucking died🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hummpy
@hummpy 4 жыл бұрын
You're a star Pete. These never get old.
@thegoldencompany4191
@thegoldencompany4191 3 жыл бұрын
oh but they do
@mystiqueuser4919
@mystiqueuser4919 3 жыл бұрын
@@thegoldencompany4191 They get old in the way fine wine does
@pedrobarnez5502
@pedrobarnez5502 3 жыл бұрын
When was this done?
@thegoldencompany4191
@thegoldencompany4191 3 жыл бұрын
@@mystiqueuser4919 yep
@addidaswguy
@addidaswguy 3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@connor9588
@connor9588 3 жыл бұрын
"You got a stupid S on your chest, in case you forget who you are." "It's my people's symbol for hope." "Hope starts with an H, stupid." I'M WHEEZING
@CemeteryGates007
@CemeteryGates007 3 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆💀
@Nazoto
@Nazoto 3 жыл бұрын
And Stupid starts with S
@madladthe2nd643
@madladthe2nd643 2 жыл бұрын
HyperMan
@SuperJmc7
@SuperJmc7 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😭
@--Dipanshu--
@--Dipanshu-- 2 жыл бұрын
I always wanted to point that out 😂😂
@sban2009
@sban2009 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe they actually meet again. Who's here after the new Pete Holmes video?
@rotemilan8033
@rotemilan8033 Жыл бұрын
me lol
@c.jgrims5521
@c.jgrims5521 3 ай бұрын
I used all my good lines the last time.
@SelfHatingLionsFan
@SelfHatingLionsFan 18 күн бұрын
Who the f needs to make these "who's here" attention grabbing bs?
@liam4782-n6y
@liam4782-n6y 6 жыл бұрын
"Hope starts with an H stupid." XD
@spadjjMMA
@spadjjMMA 5 жыл бұрын
@@noahallen5087 same
@justinhackstadt6677
@justinhackstadt6677 4 жыл бұрын
Alien languages could mean S for hope. Just in Russian alone Hope starts with an N. So....
@mark45xxx83
@mark45xxx83 4 жыл бұрын
@@justinhackstadt6677 NERD!!!!!!!!!
@michaeljenkins1469
@michaeljenkins1469 5 жыл бұрын
Batman straight roasted Superman.I could not stop laughing
@rykerquackenbush301
@rykerquackenbush301 5 жыл бұрын
Ive shown this all around the world. The best line is subtle and at the end. "I'm glad they're dead." "Wow."
@houstonsanderfield6074
@houstonsanderfield6074 5 жыл бұрын
Super jerk line was fucking hilarious
@KazukiVA
@KazukiVA 5 жыл бұрын
He cried after superman talked about his parents, wtf are you on about?
@Destoroyah12
@Destoroyah12 4 жыл бұрын
@@KazukiVA they made superman go away because he was roasted. Ez win batman
@C_de_jupons
@C_de_jupons 4 жыл бұрын
After roasting himself
@travisreed1730
@travisreed1730 3 жыл бұрын
"My suit's COOL, because I made it MYSELF, Daddy's boy." Gets me every time.
@adriantrusca1245
@adriantrusca1245 Жыл бұрын
Gets you? By the balls?
@tjk-goix8513
@tjk-goix8513 6 ай бұрын
​@@adriantrusca1245 Officer Balls
@travishayslip9409
@travishayslip9409 2 ай бұрын
Nice name
@bripenniman9491
@bripenniman9491 2 жыл бұрын
I watched this 6 yrs ago.. Still is just as funny in 2022.. Love his skits of Batman
@dixonhill1108
@dixonhill1108 Жыл бұрын
The moment you realize this man was president.
@TyroneMagnus
@TyroneMagnus 10 жыл бұрын
WHERE'S THE COMMISSIONER?!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
@giyuutomioka8360
@giyuutomioka8360 7 жыл бұрын
Tyrone Magnus *MAGNUS PRIME*
@roryc6672
@roryc6672 7 жыл бұрын
Magnus!!!!
@renemay2319
@renemay2319 7 жыл бұрын
Did you ever do a reaction to this?? Haha
@thegodspeed5148
@thegodspeed5148 6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude
@ocnbxng5038
@ocnbxng5038 6 жыл бұрын
Love your reactions. Keep doin' what you doin'
@matthewcabrera664
@matthewcabrera664 7 жыл бұрын
Batman: *flips off Superman* "What does this mean on Krypton?" "Gratitude?" I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@usaslastresort1126
@usaslastresort1126 5 жыл бұрын
mwilliec ._. Best joke he made 🙌🏽🙌🏽
@letsgoreds3363
@letsgoreds3363 5 жыл бұрын
Omg that was amazing
@zerocool-zerocool
@zerocool-zerocool 5 жыл бұрын
might mean sorry... 😁
@doctor4961
@doctor4961 5 жыл бұрын
Peace Among Worlds
@vitorgroll
@vitorgroll 5 жыл бұрын
THAT WAS AMAZING MAN 😂😂😂😂
@joshm2274
@joshm2274 4 жыл бұрын
Barry Allen : What are your superpowers again? Bruce : I’m basically just rich. And nuts. Rich and nuts.
@indianrider6198
@indianrider6198 3 жыл бұрын
Quite a prediction for batfleck
@ThePurpleKnightmare
@ThePurpleKnightmare 3 жыл бұрын
TBH though in that scene with Barry, he should have also said that is he Smart or a Ninja, those are pretty relevant.
@IsiahTomas
@IsiahTomas 3 жыл бұрын
"I like nuts. They're rich in vitamins. I also like scotch. Scotch, scotch scotch." - One of those Batmans.
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh I love Batman for not having some magical super powers. Same with Iron Man, Punisher, etc. Superman on the other hand is quite annoying as he's so overpowered but doesn't do shit compared to that. He could do so much more than fighting villains with his abilities
@fdaman3915
@fdaman3915 Жыл бұрын
Dammit I have to revisit this masterpiece every now and again and it never gets old😂😂
@javiertorres9114
@javiertorres9114 Жыл бұрын
Same
@emilyg9253
@emilyg9253 2 ай бұрын
Also same
@lunatic4152
@lunatic4152 7 жыл бұрын
Best part was commissioner Gordon saying that it takes more than glasses to hide and then he takes them off and batman: "where is the commissioner" That killed me😂
@keennickolas8575
@keennickolas8575 5 жыл бұрын
damn. I thought he was joking ... but he was really that bat ...
@reazongiovanni3382
@reazongiovanni3382 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao im laughing so hard
@jimbopaw
@jimbopaw 5 жыл бұрын
Press 6
@thungoda3082
@thungoda3082 3 жыл бұрын
Headcanon: repeated concussions have made Batman face blind.
@paolobogli458
@paolobogli458 2 жыл бұрын
He is hiding in the shadows
@RelayReview
@RelayReview 9 жыл бұрын
He said "I'm giving you the bird, what's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" Lmaoooooo😭😭😭
@easyboo8208
@easyboo8208 7 жыл бұрын
RelayReview i lost it at that part😂😂😂😂
@funnyblog100
@funnyblog100 6 жыл бұрын
It means peace among worlds.
@narutosage37
@narutosage37 6 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@RobMarx23
@RobMarx23 5 жыл бұрын
OMG YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO?!?!?
@Darktitanium159
@Darktitanium159 5 жыл бұрын
@@RobMarx23 look at the number of likes these repeated lines get.
@shindrithargriethrat8408
@shindrithargriethrat8408 4 жыл бұрын
"WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!?!" I'm in tears.
@rsmith8113
@rsmith8113 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny with the voice 😄
@agreen31
@agreen31 2 жыл бұрын
That shit takes me out every time
@logang6583
@logang6583 2 жыл бұрын
There was another man!
@Tenchi707
@Tenchi707 Жыл бұрын
And i hate you again
@mikkol8716
@mikkol8716 29 күн бұрын
…He’s hiding in the shadows
@TheCrown1313
@TheCrown1313 Жыл бұрын
I've probably seen this over 100 times now and I still cry laugh through every part 😂 thank you Pete Holmes, you're a gem. The entire Badman series kills me every time
@grudgematch6653
@grudgematch6653 Жыл бұрын
This video was made basically a decade ago and the affects it has on me feels like it was from yesterday! This is deadpool level funny if not better🤣🤣
@gusselito
@gusselito 5 жыл бұрын
My main nemesis is bane, basically just a roided out jock with a gasmask and he straight up broke my back! XD
@Mookaron
@Mookaron 4 жыл бұрын
😂😁🤣
@clintlautner9542
@clintlautner9542 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha this had me laughing so hard I had to rewind what I missed
@afiqazdilizan5896
@afiqazdilizan5896 8 жыл бұрын
"What's the point of being the Man of Steel if you don't know how to use all that metal? Hit it!" That killed me XD
@gregdennington275
@gregdennington275 8 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kanyegrande4312
@kanyegrande4312 8 жыл бұрын
he is called "The Man of Steel" because he is very though to beat. he can resist almost 50 SUPERNOVAS
@MrShizuohewajema
@MrShizuohewajema 7 жыл бұрын
+Kqog Gaming On Macs exploding in his face?
@donnamarkham9633
@donnamarkham9633 7 жыл бұрын
Afiq Azdilizan is
@prestongarvey9328
@prestongarvey9328 6 жыл бұрын
Superman was created to never be beaten
@aurkom
@aurkom 4 жыл бұрын
*Rest here traveller, your journey through nostalgia must be tiring.*
@Alpha-bt9bh
@Alpha-bt9bh 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@cuzimryte7011
@cuzimryte7011 4 жыл бұрын
Its been a long journey but I finally reached the end of the internet and back again
@jlupus8804
@jlupus8804 4 жыл бұрын
you're too sweet! thanks!
@galaxytraveler5779
@galaxytraveler5779 4 жыл бұрын
Ok.
@samuelmehaffey2675
@samuelmehaffey2675 4 жыл бұрын
I can't rest yet my friend not till I've hit the 90s safe travels to you all 🙂
@skarpethinn
@skarpethinn Жыл бұрын
The glasses thing!! 😆🤣 "Commissioner Gordon - there was someone else here!" GOLD!!!
@awesomeruben
@awesomeruben Жыл бұрын
But... But... You... You saw him, there was another man!!!!! He's hiding in the shadows!!!!!
@paulcosby8662
@paulcosby8662 5 жыл бұрын
"Get over your dead parents already!" "Didn't something happen to your parents also?" "Nyahhhhhhhhh h h h h I WAS JUST A BOY!"
@jurgenkarambit2084
@jurgenkarambit2084 5 жыл бұрын
now im a bat
@jiadizhang4107
@jiadizhang4107 5 жыл бұрын
its such a bad idea not to include “ now I’m a bat” into your comment.
@abigailflynn6400
@abigailflynn6400 4 жыл бұрын
He also says "DON'T BRING IT UP!!"
@stopandlisten6070
@stopandlisten6070 4 жыл бұрын
Miss quote and still 865 likes.
@DavidGraham221
@DavidGraham221 4 жыл бұрын
NOW I’M A BAT
@dalime605
@dalime605 6 жыл бұрын
"hope starts with an H stupid!" I lost it at that part
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 4 жыл бұрын
The S is silent...on Krypton.
@noodle13_91
@noodle13_91 4 жыл бұрын
Ollie Foxx that ound tupid
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 4 жыл бұрын
@@noodle13_91 😆
@IntellectualMeathead
@IntellectualMeathead 7 жыл бұрын
Batman: "get over your dead parents already." Superman: "didn't your parents die?" *sad bat whimper
@ThemChosenGamers
@ThemChosenGamers 5 жыл бұрын
K
@brendonfleetwood6069
@brendonfleetwood6069 Жыл бұрын
9 years later and this is still priceless
@IIISentorIII
@IIISentorIII Жыл бұрын
100%!
@efrainperez7238
@efrainperez7238 Жыл бұрын
And still better than the actual Batman vs Superman
@forgottensailor2006
@forgottensailor2006 8 жыл бұрын
"Is that soup too cold madam....pzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
@AsianDoctorWhoNerd
@AsianDoctorWhoNerd 8 жыл бұрын
+forgottensailor2006 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
@noverdinho
@noverdinho 8 жыл бұрын
"Don't bring it up. I was a boy, now I am a bat" T-T XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
@trevorrodrigues41
@trevorrodrigues41 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!!!!! THAT SHIT KILLED ME
@lotheapprentice2697
@lotheapprentice2697 3 жыл бұрын
The delivery of “I’m glad they’re dead” is just perfection
@YogiDesforges
@YogiDesforges 2 жыл бұрын
The "wow" of Gordon is gold. This red head guy was pretty good in those.
@smozed
@smozed Жыл бұрын
I love how Superman’s actor is giving the performance of a lifetime and neither Batman nor Commissioner Gordon take him seriously.
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 10 жыл бұрын
"This Air makes me strong, Ya FUCKIN nerd" I fuckin choked xD hhahahahhahahha
@Joker-yw9hl
@Joker-yw9hl 9 жыл бұрын
They need to somehow put this on in the adverts in the cinema before Batman Vs Superman 2016
@BeauSci
@BeauSci 9 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh YES!
@TheMeta141
@TheMeta141 6 жыл бұрын
that would ruin this by roping it in with that trainwreck
@lastmanstanding7155
@lastmanstanding7155 6 жыл бұрын
Did they?
@ajajpk
@ajajpk 6 жыл бұрын
This is better than the Batman v Superman movie😂
@grizzlykate
@grizzlykate 9 жыл бұрын
I was a boy... now I'm a bat.
@lastmanstanding7155
@lastmanstanding7155 6 жыл бұрын
@@azcardz1869 You thirsty lol
@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire
@AlucardTheFuckMotheringVampire 6 жыл бұрын
@@azcardz1869 stay thirsty my friend
@illpikachugetsallthekutti6488
@illpikachugetsallthekutti6488 6 жыл бұрын
Yea what's wrong with saying Kate Holmes is a sexy bitch 🤣
@boppob1343
@boppob1343 6 жыл бұрын
not on the internet video thats completely unrelated
@suuri.mp4
@suuri.mp4 6 жыл бұрын
*Starts crying*
@Meow99029
@Meow99029 Жыл бұрын
I love that Batman is genuinely fooled by glasses 😂
@blueelementomega6411
@blueelementomega6411 9 жыл бұрын
hope starts with an 'H' not with an 'S'...... ROFL !!!!!
@blueelementomega6411
@blueelementomega6411 9 жыл бұрын
+Gimp Tuts are you crying???
@blueelementomega6411
@blueelementomega6411 9 жыл бұрын
+Gimp Tuts 'S' is where superman's came from??? so i will draw a letter 's' and wait for superman to come out?? well to be spesific i'll draw a letter 's' in a closet and wait for superman to come out of the closet...ROFL...
@xelipher4022
@xelipher4022 9 жыл бұрын
+Blue Element Omega ahaha Nice one. I'm assuming your blonde?
@blueelementomega6411
@blueelementomega6411 9 жыл бұрын
Xelipher Mini i'm not a blond.....
@xelipher4022
@xelipher4022 9 жыл бұрын
lol
@cliffbot638
@cliffbot638 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts" pretty much sums Tony Stark after the first Avengers
@rufusgoldstein2655
@rufusgoldstein2655 5 жыл бұрын
Rich & savage
@witnessfox3509
@witnessfox3509 5 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh I thought he said he was bitch & nuts
@dannyj8516
@dannyj8516 5 жыл бұрын
@Rick O'Shay stan lee made a bet that he can make everyone love a character that they should hate... hence tonys narcisim, arrogance, condescending demeaner, and etc
@Wizardof52
@Wizardof52 5 жыл бұрын
Rich, nuts, and smart af.
@damianespinosa6393
@damianespinosa6393 5 жыл бұрын
Luc Germain idk about that cause saying both are just saying who they are and a lot of heros do that
@Vsaintrowx
@Vsaintrowx 7 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER! oh you're back😂😂😂
@reazongiovanni3382
@reazongiovanni3382 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao bruh im dyin
@reazongiovanni3382
@reazongiovanni3382 5 жыл бұрын
Im dying lmao
@lov.2.g
@lov.2.g 5 жыл бұрын
I died when he said there was someone else haha
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Жыл бұрын
I love how they compliment each other until 1:38 Then things take a 180 and they begin insulting each other 😂😂
@travisreed1730
@travisreed1730 3 жыл бұрын
I love how it started so SELF-DEPRICATING and then, he TURNS AROUND and just COMPLETELY RAGS on Superman.
@majesticgamer2957
@majesticgamer2957 5 жыл бұрын
This Batman sounds exactly like Christian Bale. Tell me otherwise.
@kmusic160
@kmusic160 5 жыл бұрын
It does..jahahaha..When I research Bale's Batman.. all I hear is this.. I can't stop laughing
@grimmywizard
@grimmywizard 5 жыл бұрын
You don't say? He's impersonating Bale ffs
@lanceuppercut7477
@lanceuppercut7477 5 жыл бұрын
Tru Story no he’s not I think Keaton was the best batman too.
@NuntiusInfestissumam
@NuntiusInfestissumam 5 жыл бұрын
Otherwise
@johnnycee9325
@johnnycee9325 4 жыл бұрын
@@NuntiusInfestissumam u beat me to it! 😂😂🤣🤣
@xkee2013
@xkee2013 5 жыл бұрын
"He Uses His Heat Vision For Lame Stuff Like Melting Ice Or Heating Up An Old Woman's Porridge. Is That Soup Cold Madam? Pzzzt!" That Line Totally Killed Me
@craighennessy1332
@craighennessy1332 5 жыл бұрын
Sw1zT1m3 my favorite part lol
@myoman1977
@myoman1977 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@JayKayEllEmm
@JayKayEllEmm 4 жыл бұрын
50th like
@MC-wh3xm
@MC-wh3xm 4 жыл бұрын
Best part for sure lol
@dadubbsterdumpster5318
@dadubbsterdumpster5318 4 жыл бұрын
I came here to team up not to be berated! Lol.
@nizambao4653
@nizambao4653 Жыл бұрын
This is why Pete is definitely the greatest Batman ever. Great video y'all.
@theraptor8096
@theraptor8096 4 жыл бұрын
Gordon: "only a idiot would think im a diffrent" Bat: "who are you?"
@Jason-me1bs
@Jason-me1bs 5 жыл бұрын
The more I watch it the funnier it gets. “Commissioner there was another man... Superman you saw him” It’s comedy genius and the delivery is awesome.
@quiggaxx
@quiggaxx 5 жыл бұрын
hes hiding..in the shadows lol
@matthewweeks2362
@matthewweeks2362 4 жыл бұрын
He's hiding in the shadows
@boltman1195
@boltman1195 5 жыл бұрын
Even when he flew away he can still hear them talking about him xD
@ProvenSawlid
@ProvenSawlid 2 жыл бұрын
I love these Batman skits 😂 “Superman you saw him” hahahaha
4 жыл бұрын
"The roast that Superman didn't deserve, but the one he needs..."
@martinfiedler4317
@martinfiedler4317 4 жыл бұрын
Still the best Superman I have seen since the 70s...
@SKYLORB
@SKYLORB 11 жыл бұрын
4:22 best part "what the point of being the man of steel if you don't use all that metal"
@zhixci958
@zhixci958 4 жыл бұрын
This is the Batman v superman that we deserve.
@nicholaspalmer5172
@nicholaspalmer5172 2 жыл бұрын
Not the one we deserved, but the one we needed
@robertnew4507
@robertnew4507 Жыл бұрын
@@nicholaspalmer5172 you stole it from my mind.
@WannaKnowMyName
@WannaKnowMyName Жыл бұрын
@@nicholaspalmer5172 Not the one we needed, but the one we deserved
@floydwilliams2414
@floydwilliams2414 Жыл бұрын
​@@robertnew4507you stole it from my mind is so hilarious 😂
@boazbutcher9980
@boazbutcher9980 Жыл бұрын
The high pitched bat sonar sound he makes when asked if his parents were dead too gets me to this day.😂
@TheMorning_Son
@TheMorning_Son 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Pete's batman paraodies are still the best even in 2019
@hassaniqbal7
@hassaniqbal7 4 жыл бұрын
*2020
@fatkidinwalla
@fatkidinwalla 4 жыл бұрын
2021* thats for next year
@fursurething8659
@fursurething8659 4 жыл бұрын
They really are the best!
@abrahamcheesesandwich2414
@abrahamcheesesandwich2414 4 жыл бұрын
*2023
@OlJohnJoe
@OlJohnJoe 4 жыл бұрын
DONT BRING IT UP!!
@SharpDesign
@SharpDesign 6 жыл бұрын
1:54 our mothers are both named Martha...
@atomicshark8039
@atomicshark8039 6 жыл бұрын
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!
@halofansam2446
@halofansam2446 5 жыл бұрын
Sharp Design Batman: “Get over your dead parents already!” Superman: “Didn’t your parents die?” Batman: pauses* screams unintelligibly.
@Dezzyyx
@Dezzyyx 5 жыл бұрын
All this time has passed and you morons still think it was about them both being named Martha. Slow much. I tried back then but I'll try again: It was him calling attention to the good in Batman, it has nothing to do with the damn names. Lord. Ironic thing is you're the ones making it about the names.
@soygato2722
@soygato2722 4 жыл бұрын
Dezzyx Man. I think you need to sit down and think about this
@Xipe-totex
@Xipe-totex 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dezzyyx false
@lazybones99
@lazybones99 4 жыл бұрын
"you can't fool someone by wearing glasses and hat" "who are you?"
@trent6626
@trent6626 4 жыл бұрын
“WHERES THE COMMISSIONER”
@Taycore9
@Taycore9 9 ай бұрын
That burn over Clark not getting with Louis was just uncalled for😂
@DavidSmith-rs8hw
@DavidSmith-rs8hw 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m basically just rich and nuts. Rich and nuts.” That never gets old 😂
@shrujanamsyama9940
@shrujanamsyama9940 2 жыл бұрын
Even the recent Justice league movie took this line. When flash asks Bruce about his superpowers he replies "I'm rich"
@elevenseven-yq4vu
@elevenseven-yq4vu Жыл бұрын
You wanna get nuts?!? Nah, I wanna get Reese's peanut butter cups.
@SH4GN457Y
@SH4GN457Y 10 жыл бұрын
The shift after 'didn't your parent's die too?' was amazing, some of the best comedy I've ever seen
@SH4GN457Y
@SH4GN457Y 10 жыл бұрын
I am, but I personally do classics, the fast-paced dialogue and word games people would play. This is pure gold, no matter the era, though.
@palexstarks5553
@palexstarks5553 3 ай бұрын
The cry after that is too hilarious
@wolf8359
@wolf8359 9 жыл бұрын
"You fucking nerd, with your nerd hair" I cried 😹😂😂
@AnotherInternetThing
@AnotherInternetThing Жыл бұрын
9 years later and this holds up.
@danalizan
@danalizan 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm confused easily"😂😂😂💔
@briankenney9528
@briankenney9528 7 жыл бұрын
"Get over your dead parents" "...didn't your parents die?" "EEEEEHHHHHHH. Don't being that up"
@jacobblue52
@jacobblue52 4 жыл бұрын
2:26 its not often that a “fuck you!” Makes me laugh but damn, this one got me.
@MisterSandmanAU
@MisterSandmanAU 2 ай бұрын
Its the way he says it with such anger, it's so good
@Tsurgeo
@Tsurgeo 2 жыл бұрын
1:56 that reaction just when sups mentions his parent's death never gets old XD
@Marcetos21
@Marcetos21 9 жыл бұрын
Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
@bryan2464
@bryan2464 9 жыл бұрын
"Is that soup too cold madame? Bzzzzzzzz" - Absolutely lost it there.
@gregdennington275
@gregdennington275 8 жыл бұрын
my favorite part!
@halosounds5610
@halosounds5610 9 жыл бұрын
Riddler: Whay travels down and alley and has holes in it? Batman: My parents? Riddler: OMG no it's a bowling ball
@down1467
@down1467 7 жыл бұрын
Amanda Crochet These lines should be the other way around.
@-TheMaskedMan-
@-TheMaskedMan- 7 жыл бұрын
lol XD yeah that would really piss off the Bat lol
@BR-jt6ny
@BR-jt6ny 7 жыл бұрын
No, it would not be better the other way around because Batman's unhealthy obsession with the death of his parents is part of the joke.
@zhin8294
@zhin8294 7 жыл бұрын
I've seen that conversation somewhere..... Where did you copy it from?
@robyrandom1148
@robyrandom1148 6 жыл бұрын
Zhin The Tyrant its lord zhin to you
@miraclenerdkidchiki6249
@miraclenerdkidchiki6249 Жыл бұрын
9 yrs later and this is just pure comedy 😂😂
@alekomania
@alekomania Жыл бұрын
He made new ones!!
@westerncanuck
@westerncanuck 4 жыл бұрын
How can anyone downvote this? Pete Holmes is a genius. No matter how many times I’ve seen it, nothing brings me to tears like Badman.
@wingnightbackwards
@wingnightbackwards 2 жыл бұрын
Downvote?
@Dipster101
@Dipster101 2 жыл бұрын
Reddit moment
@andrewwest9030
@andrewwest9030 9 жыл бұрын
"Hope starts with an "H", stupid"! EVERY FUCKING TIME XD!!!
@assassinshark2455
@assassinshark2455 5 жыл бұрын
This is how Batman vs Superman happened.
@caydenobrien9671
@caydenobrien9671 5 жыл бұрын
Assassin Shark badman: What’s the point in being the man of steel if you can’t use all that metal? Never makes a move on Alfred.
@brownleaf_o1
@brownleaf_o1 5 жыл бұрын
But better
@shakesalotjones
@shakesalotjones Жыл бұрын
“WHERE IS THE COMMISSIONER!?” - that was top tier sarcasm lol.
@dhaenhuk9613
@dhaenhuk9613 9 жыл бұрын
Who are you!? Where is commissioner Gordon?
@jeffsoltess4853
@jeffsoltess4853 5 жыл бұрын
I love the way the Batman's lips like extend and get big😂😂
@jerodast
@jerodast 4 жыл бұрын
Pete Holmes has got a good fleshy mouth ok now I grossed myself out
@jagplaha9959
@jagplaha9959 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😆
@TheLegacyHero
@TheLegacyHero 7 жыл бұрын
This 5 minute segment was a 100x better than BVS.
@ultimatecontagion
@ultimatecontagion 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@mattt115
@mattt115 5 жыл бұрын
really anything can be better then that
@nos5822
@nos5822 5 жыл бұрын
Bitch BvS was better then Endgame every day of the work..... Exept from Mondays.
@LoudonClear
@LoudonClear 5 жыл бұрын
NOS no one even brought up Endgame. Bringing up another movie and comparing it to one doesn’t make it good. BvS could’ve worked, but it didn’t. Let the past die. Bury it if you have to
@nos5822
@nos5822 5 жыл бұрын
@@LoudonClear I didn't make the rules... I just enforce them.
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 ай бұрын
Pete's sketch: opens with a direct quote from The Dark Knight Returns One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble one of us! I'll only feel slightly as dead as Batman's parents if people say something along the lines of "Hey, it's that line from BvS."
@ThatGuyShep
@ThatGuyShep 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂 "what you gon do sweety?, burn us with your magic eyes?
@j-dawg4774
@j-dawg4774 4 жыл бұрын
"You always use it for something lame like cutting through an iceberg or, heating up and old woman's *porridge. Is your soup too cold madem? Zzzzz!* 😂😂😂
@MrUmakemelaff
@MrUmakemelaff 3 жыл бұрын
He literally heats up Bruce Wayne's steak in Kingdom Come. So it's true.
@lilgvm2350
@lilgvm2350 6 жыл бұрын
"He uses it for something lame like cutting through an iceberg" straight outta the justice league war abridged
@nickaddman
@nickaddman 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm giving you bird. Whats this mean on Krypton, gratitude?" Badman never fails to make me laugh.
@THE_CDN
@THE_CDN Жыл бұрын
"Hope starts with H, stupid!" "I'm giving you the bird, What's this mean on Krypton? Gratitude?" LOL! Man I miss that show.
@eb1247
@eb1247 5 жыл бұрын
Superman: your intellect alone... Batman: is completely worthless... Brainiac: I concur
@RealHajimeHinata
@RealHajimeHinata 4 жыл бұрын
So do I.
@DestanyZer0
@DestanyZer0 4 жыл бұрын
Commissioner: newsflash, takes more than a hat and glasses to fool someone *takes off glasses* Batman: WHO ARE YOUUU!
@onerandombruh
@onerandombruh 3 жыл бұрын
And him shushing Batman was priceless...
@PeterBParkerSpidey
@PeterBParkerSpidey 10 жыл бұрын
I'm getting a strong feeling it was Crutchy
@PeterBParkerSpidey
@PeterBParkerSpidey 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was totally Crutchy XD
@PeterParker-kk9gv
@PeterParker-kk9gv 10 жыл бұрын
THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN HA XD! I'm not Cruchy, and I would really appreciate not talking about my alter ego in front of the commissioner.
@PeterBParkerSpidey
@PeterBParkerSpidey 10 жыл бұрын
Peter Parker *As Commisioner* Calm down Cruchy, I know you're Clark Kent
@PeterParker-kk9gv
@PeterParker-kk9gv 10 жыл бұрын
*As Clark Kent* What?
@PeterBParkerSpidey
@PeterBParkerSpidey 10 жыл бұрын
*Commisioner* Err, newsflash, it takes a little more than glasses or a hat to fool people
@OntarioGuy430
@OntarioGuy430 Жыл бұрын
1:55 I love how Superman can't contain his laughter.
@bmwmdude
@bmwmdude 11 жыл бұрын
That was easily the funniest batman/ superman spoof I have ever seen. One word, fantastic.
@quadrant9774
@quadrant9774 4 жыл бұрын
"What's the point of being the man of steel if you don't know how to use all that metal"
@cymes82
@cymes82 3 жыл бұрын
Mettle. It's a wordplay.
@pedramparidar6376
@pedramparidar6376 3 жыл бұрын
HIT IT
@DrTony978
@DrTony978 5 жыл бұрын
Just caught the "I'm glad they're dead" at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Derek-dog
@Derek-dog 2 ай бұрын
".. and he straight up broke my back" gets me everytime lol
@chillemdafoe5938
@chillemdafoe5938 4 жыл бұрын
this aged like fine wine
@morganallen3007
@morganallen3007 7 жыл бұрын
Well, HOPE starts with an S in italian... so maybe it's for "SPERANZA"
@subarnosiraji2640
@subarnosiraji2640 6 жыл бұрын
Don't tell me, Supes is a pasta-pizza guy? 😁
@aleccross3535
@aleccross3535 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Superman is not from Italy
@jaydee656
@jaydee656 6 жыл бұрын
@@aleccross3535 it's-uh Super-Manio!
@xavierann5222
@xavierann5222 5 жыл бұрын
Superman those have the facial structure PLUS hair of an Italian in everything he's depicted in....there's a thought😐
@DantesInferno96
@DantesInferno96 5 жыл бұрын
Soooo are they ones who wear sombreros
@izuyaki1
@izuyaki1 7 жыл бұрын
what this *middle finger* stand for? gratitude? that made my day.
@Gibsonfire88
@Gibsonfire88 11 ай бұрын
"I could have stopped my parents killer! why didnt i put down the kirby?"
@davidmillis2841
@davidmillis2841 8 жыл бұрын
"The letter 'S' is also the symbol for hope on my planet... I'm glad they're dead." Fucking brutal.
@PrinceEomer8102
@PrinceEomer8102 4 жыл бұрын
1:53 this is what I came here for
@Mr_Wiley
@Mr_Wiley 4 жыл бұрын
1:52 when you repeat it so many times you notice Superman's face muscles fighting with all their power to not fully crack out laughing. Pete Holmes is the best comedic Batman, period.
@adriananimates7448
@adriananimates7448 2 ай бұрын
5:22 *WHERE IS DA COMMISSIONER????????? WHO AR-* oh you’re back :)
@jovansahota9206
@jovansahota9206 9 жыл бұрын
This needs to happen in Dawn of Justice...I know it never will, but somebody in a parallel universe just picked up my message somehow, and they're gonna do this in Catman V Kryptoman: Rise of Chaos....featuring Corporal Gaydon. CanNOT wait.
@jovansahota9206
@jovansahota9206 9 жыл бұрын
***** LOL agreed, but still, you don't know about the Catman of this parallel universe...
@cesarbueno7788
@cesarbueno7788 9 жыл бұрын
It's a trailer now (:
@jovansahota9206
@jovansahota9206 9 жыл бұрын
Cesar Bueno I know, but not THIS... It's a lot more 'FALSE GOD' and "Do you BLEED?" than "DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH, SUPER JERRRRK!"
@justiceretrohunter2
@justiceretrohunter2 9 жыл бұрын
Jovan Sahota technically, if a multi-verse existed, then there definitely is a timeline where this will happen.
@jovansahota9206
@jovansahota9206 9 жыл бұрын
Justice Hunter Huh...true dat...but how does a multiverse work, I mean, are there infinite Earths where one thing's been changed, like a big thing like history in reverse/flipped round so the losing sides won, or something so little like the time of something that affects the rest of the timeline forever...I mean, is it one massive feature turned around like in the New 52 verses or what, something like JFK's car in which he was assassinated?
@truedp23
@truedp23 6 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how close this ended up being to Batman Vs Superman
@PancakesPoot
@PancakesPoot 10 жыл бұрын
"You have a stuipid "S" on your chest" "It's my peoples sign for hope" "Hope stands with a "H", stuipid." Lol'd alot at this part.
@PeaceMaker-Ossi
@PeaceMaker-Ossi 10 ай бұрын
its insane that it took me 10 year to find these videos they are phenomenal piece of comedy. absolutely love all the batman ones😊
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