Bailbondsh Halloween 2016

[@TJ_Low]

"Im in your house. And im gonna break, your fuckeen... shit." This is by far one of my favorite improvised bailbondsh lines.

[@dickr9345]

Yes, I know, that's....what it's all about.

[@RedDotInABlueState91]

I have many favorite improvised bailbondsh lines, such as "Aggravated sexual asshault WITH a-uh.. HORSE!".

[@RedDotInABlueState91]

"Just because uh, beshtiality is sick to you, you're gonna act this way, is this your way of getting out of your responsibility, is this the way you act?"

[@runemasterhariwulfaz5267]

@@RedDotInABlueState91”sitting or lying on the beach with a licensed bail bondsman drinking scotch…is that something you wanna do?”

[@tRapdontRap]

Yea I'll take the *Beashtiality* with extra *beasht*

[@fredheymaanherbert4965]

"what's the emergency" " *reece's cups* " "you're an idiot" I love your videos...

[@Vezmus1337]

I'm calling somebody... I'm not calling anybody!

[@nonya6012]

DuncanDestruction 👻 Bail bonds Bail bonds Bail bonds 🌱 👻 🎃😀

[@Vezmus1337]

You're talking to my plant!

[@dickr9345]

Do you wanna give me drugsh?

[@levibuildsbarns5981]

I love how everyone things plant Fred is a woman.

[@Spiggle.]

Do you remember that?!

[@sirvladharkonen6200]

well if you dont know thats bs

[@dickr9345]

He's a plant, so, he can get away with it.

[@ilovemykitties84]

shoundsh more like a midget, but thatsh what the bailbondsh bushinessh ish all about

[@dickr9345]

@@ilovemykitties84 2 foot 5 with white hair and brown eyes...ish that right?

[@EyeofAffinado]

Happy Halloween 2022!!! Fred wherever you are, WE LOVE YOU

[@stunninglad1]

Thank you very much, sir.

[@Strife72]

I’m heavily enjoying the intro 😂😂

[@rtvz-randomtvzemun1681]

This is so funny. I wish I knew about Fred much earlier in life.

[@Xpwnxage]

We all do

[@KingLich451]

It'sh alwaysh thar way!

[@rtvz-randomtvzemun1681]

@@KingLich451 Fred is funnier and more entertaining than most standup comedians today.

[@slayer-kq7hv]

Me to I first found out about Arnold 2 year's ago and Fred a couple of months ago but at least I finally did it always that way.

[@johnyoung1601]

​@@slayer-kq7hv You also have to check out Frank Garrett.

[@shortkeys73]

Who else comes back to this video every Halloween

[@sharktopusvonjr2374]

Not yet, but now that I found it

[@madyoudonthaveadad]

Came here for it today. Happy Halloween!

[@darthsand485]

Waow

[@HybridBlueDream]

Walnut? Is that what you’re saying walnut?

[@darthsand485]

@@HybridBlueDream Wh-Why are you so mad at me?

[@ghostisblack]

The laugh in the intro song gets me every time.

[@TheGManForever]

I love that part where the "Taco Bell" girl says "you sound like a killer or a monster......"

[@fredherbert7920]

"What is your emergency?" "Reese's Cups."

[@HaedenBeck]

Wuh, haven’t we been talking about thissss?

[@stunninglad1]

Shnickers!

[@EyeofAffinado]

WOOOOOW

[@ArticularsTv]

Thank you for re-uploading Gregory Plant

[@MarianoGianni1]

There´s some sick person dat´s doing dish

[@dickr9345]

Mariano Gianni Is-ish that you?

[@theguy4542]

“I’m fred and I’m a plant”

[@joeybeann]

@ why are you doing this?

[@joeybeann]

@ come to my office.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

No lie I passhed out with thish video playing and I heard the demonic Lolipop-lolipop song in my 13-drinks induced nightmaresh

[@zackscruggs4543]

With thirteen likesh

[@dickr9345]

Waow

[@matrixmirage2148]

*_Whissssssssssssssskkkkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy_*

[@nickadm8321]

MyoclonicJerkCough nashhole chu fucking nashole

[@DubV-qr5xb]

You go to shleep, don't get exchited

[@juantomato674]

The fbi really needs to be called on thish...

[@rhysmcgovern6894]

And sergent Sheehan

[@dickr9345]

No-- They don't help at all!

[@bootlegdarappertv]

“I’ve been told you’re harassing the people at Taco Bell” lmfao

[@renegadeace1735]

"Do you want to give me drugs" "Sure you can take the bus"

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

Those cackles from the California Crook are the best.

[@LaMilice.]

"How can I make your day perfect?" "Chu fucking asshole"

[@lanalook9200]

Goosebumps!!!!! I remember watching the show

[@flashinthepan3273]

I'LL TAKE THE PEPPERONI WITH EXTRA WALNUT!

[@akimboist]

Let's say theoretically the actual original Gregory Stevens were to discover all of these prank calls. I wonder wtf he'd think of all this shit 😂😂😂

[@youtubefuckingsucks]

he’d think they were taking some kind of drugs or drinking

[@dickr9345]

I think he'd say "I think you mean hypothetically"

[@matrixmirage2148]

@@dickr9345 "suppositionally"

[@joshuabaker6013]

I wonder if Fred's portrayal, the security guard discovered all these phone calls.

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Unlikely. If he isn’t dead already he is most likely a boomer that doesn’t even know what KZbin is.

[@Linkfan450]

RIP Fred.

[@akimboist]

yooo the part with the california crook is fuckng beyond hilarious 😂😂😂

[@DubV-qr5xb]

“I apologize to anything that...happened. You fuckey nasshole!” 😂

[@E.Humperdinck]

"What's your name?" "Carrie." "Carrie who?" "Don't fuck Carrie anymore."

[@akimboist]

26:16 for the next 5 minutes i literally shat my pants in bed trying to fall asleep to this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonisebell5918]

The crook is hilarious. Any calls with him are always comedy gold.

[@akimboist]

@@brandonisebell5918He’s my favorite soundboard that’s still alive. Fred’s overall my favorite, may he rest easy.

[@mushaden]

I’ve been a tree for 46 years and a walnut before that

[@daltondammthebabe]

My new catch phrase

[@briandumper3781]

Lady taking a message: "got your phone number, wants to wring your neck"

[@bizzwoofer]

You need to play a FART sound effect and have Fred ask, "is, is that you???"

[@DubV-qr5xb]

Typical Fred victim: I can’t handle talking to a soundboard by myself so I need backup! (Proceeds to include all their co workers so maybe their combined IQ will be over 1) then laugh at their lame comments trying to belittle a soundboard. Boy, sick

[@snakeplissken44]

These are the kind of idiots I have to deal with

[@ChachaChapati]

"Give me some *FUCKING* candy. C-A-N-D-I-E."

[@metameta1427]

Its the Halloween season and im here for my annual Fred-a-thon. Walnut.

[@jefferyburgess1936]

I don't know how they could mistake Fred's voice for a woman his voice is obviously coming from a plant

[@joeybeann]

Wow!

[@Wyatt_Olson]

This is actually my PLANT

[@medalgearsalad1419]

"I know you're a better plant than this sir".

[@GarrettD100]

How could they possibly do this?

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

Probably got an IQ of about 1!

[@officeroinker440]

Lol Plant Fred is the best, more pleashhh!

[@MatthewBoy11]

Why are women always answering the phones for a mans business

[@Xpwnxage]

Hello there

[@stunninglad1]

I'll have the pepperoni with extra cheese please!

[@LewdandLasciviousRemarks]

feminism

[@E.Humperdinck]

Gregory Stevensh How are ya? I hope you're doing just fine in this quarantine Gregory Stevensh. You havin' fun?

[@josephdavid4947]

Men are the management and ownera, so urround themselves with women to feel like they have a harem of women.

[@PatSeagramson]

I can't wait for Carlosh's Halloween Special this year! I hope you can get a hold of the nice lady (Dee) at the flower shop again

[@Xpwnxage]

What's really depressing is, in 2020 he said he had a ton of Halloween stuff from the previous year but it got deleted.

[@skelter1153]

@@Xpwnxage It's 2023. Halloween is in 3 months. We COULD USE a new Halloween Special from Carlos. It's been a rough 3 years and I think we all need it. *-* *WALNUT.*

[@NemesisX94]

​@@skelter1153Mmm. Mhmm.

[@snakeplissken44]

Dee was a sweetheart

[@arthurfleck629]

@@XpwnxageGot deleted? Wtf? Who deleted it? Did Carlos accidentally delete it?

[@EyeofAffinado]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2020!!! Fred you are the BESHHHHHHT

[@zackscruggs4543]

Give em hell fred, give em hell.

[@RodrigoTechador]

"What is your emergency?" "Reeshesh cupsh."

[@johnyoung1601]

Jesus Christ! The "I'm Fred and I'm a plant" had me in stitches! Oh, you have given me so much pleasure, This Is Your Son.

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Are you getting sheckshual shatishfacshion from thish?

[@johnyoung1601]

@@dreamsprayanimation Yesh!

[@edwardnygma4143]

"give me some fucking candy." ....*OFFENDED* I'm turning this over to the police!

[@DubV-qr5xb]

Fred’sh Plant calling a floral shop for drugsh lmao that’s jusht fine shir

[@GarrettDoku]

I got 7 seconds in and liked it. Well done!

[@rodzor]

"Pickup or delivery" "Carrie." 😂😂

[@hebber1961]

Makes threats, calls them names and then "how about a t-shirt?". lol

[@SomeGuyAndHisFiance]

Holy wow The Plant In The Beginning Made Me Loose It 😂🤣 Lol And The Goosebumps HELL YAAAAAA ESSKEETIT 😝🤗

[@Hollywoodsteve]

What kind of crust would you like? BESTIALITY!

[@coppertop229]

5:30 photo evidence of Fred and his neighbor getting along fine.

[@themlpfan4383]

CopperTop2

[@dickr9345]

That'sh what it ish

[@GoFigureGo]

This is the best omg !

[@andyeccentric]

You should isolate the california crook part as THE ORIGIN

[@prestonwscott]

26:58 needs to be included in the soundboard and 29:57

[@giuseppejoseph8890]

"Are you on some special phone talking with my plant?"

[@foruwantto3621]

Hey you know what! I missed Gregory Plant so I'm gonna..ring..your..fucking...heck!

[@jamesmanson2152]

I miss this channel so much

[@two-wheeledprepper3147]

"Can I get some CANDY!?" 😂

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

he protec he atacc he have dicc candie

[@DakovP]

Man your intros were always so damn good😝♥️

[@alexburatti]

Reeshes cupsh? Say yesh. I’ll give you $500. Come to my offish!

[@RodrigoTechador]

I'm gonna have a red hat on.

[@GregoryStevens909]

Lol California Crook said "I need bussy"

[@Xpwnxage]

He's a trend setter

[@JoseRamirez-wv3pl]

13:24 Be careful ma’m, you’re gonna get yourself in a little bit of trouble here.

[@Gonthor1000]

_"Okay, and what was the message?"_ *_"I've got your phone number and I'm gonna wring your fucking neck"_* _"Ohhh... Okay."_ _"Got your phone number, wants to wring your neck"_ _"And who is this for?"_ *"I just told you"* ... *_"Well, if you don't know then thish ish bs"_*

[@TheZigzach]

30:05 lol crooks laugh.

[@smichalpi]

Who keeps removing your accounts :(

[@inquisition1599]

smichalpi agent John

[@smichalpi]

:D

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

There's some shick person out there that'sh doing thish

[@TheZigzach]

The walnut jail.

[@paulsierra3502]

Shum fuckin nasshole

[@shilohe4685]

9:09 had me me dying😂😂😂😂

[@Mikesvids73]

Fred: Lishen to thish shit.... ~~loud fucking whistle sound~~ Hehehehe

[@matrixmirage2148]

The intro killed me lol

[@amorlandris8768]

56:10 Answering service message "Ok, got your phone number, wants to wring your neck". Best. Message. Ever.

[@BostonSportsFan91]

I absolutely lost it at this part 😂😂😂

[@hangermg8653]

my receipt was talking to me o_O

[@MalikSucksAss]

Thish ish yer sun.

[@MarvelousMusicmmusic]

bitchsh, you need to give me some candeee

[@diddlysquat88]

Come back Carlosch!!

[@nancyihrig3663]

Weak Man ? No. No officer, I haven't seen No Weak Man.

[@Ri3nce]

0:35 - I love that moment.

[@lanalook9200]

Happy Halloween fred 🤪

[@HaloofBlood1]

Herbert II just wants some fertilizer

[@furonable]

Can I give you the number to my local bail bonds? They were assholes to me when I went to jail.

[@dickr9345]

04:00 LOL I can't understand George for shit. Sounds like he said "...The lawrowfice of Ja G Jelot" How could anybody hire this guy with the hopes of winning a case! He must practice bird law or something.

[@fredherbert7920]

Dick R he sounds worse with every call.

[@RetroCaptain]

Sounds like "The Law Office of George Levant" 'You tyin' my phone, I can't do business'. It's a thick Israeli Accent, & he's older like Fred.

[@RetroCaptain]

(and he would not understand what "Fred" is saying, it would be static to him)

[@RodrigoTechador]

The calls that start out politely are endearing and humorous. The ones the start out with gratuitous insults get boring fast.

[@hgbugalou]

Woaw!

[@stunninglad1]

A woman said she was a bail bonds man -- one who rips new nassholes! She's normally a much better gentleman than that.

[@stunninglad1]

And that lady from the dental oral surgery had a six-foot long penis. Waow!

[@fredheymaanherbert4965]

the intro!!!

[@sneakerfreak2002]

She says wash your mouth with soap but SHE neeeds to wash HER mouth out!!! So immoral

[@retAFcop98]

“Why are you acting like this?”😂😂

[@simon250505]

8:54 that fake laugh tho 😂

[@randomz5641]

Gooshbumpsh Night at the bailbonds

[@Hollywoodsteve]

I love helium Fred.

[@LibertyPrime1982]

The last call 🤣

[@kevini4295]

37:16 when Fred gets the doctor on the phone! 😂😂

[@davidmarshall385]

jessica makes me hot looool so does countswella

[@PierresWildAdventure]

44:57 🤣🤣🤣

[@KingLich451]

hahaha funny intro xD

[@CaptainSanchez]

Fred's plant wants drugs. When Fred was young they'd get high

[@news_internationale2035]

LOL! Hazelton!

[@davzmail]

funny

[@CyberLionGT]

47:19 OMG Fred

[@CyberLionGT]

51:07

[@CyberLionGT]

40:30

[@grimdaze]

Supinski.....

[@steevenguerra6083]

wow

[@impmonsloyalservent4406]

42:50 Darth fred lol

[@eatsteel994]

Too bad Fred is posting bondsh in heaven now...