Life Alert 2: Electric Bondshaloo

[@lathamgreen]

"Im suicidal" "have you been drinking" "yes" "call back later" excellent crisis line

[@dreamsprayanimation]

Crisis lines are the most pointless things next to rehab they deserve to get pranked.

[@taddeot9252]

Pathetic "help" line

[@alexnezhynsky9707]

- Are you in pain? - No. - That's not correct. Best service rep ever 😂

[@danielhead5442]

Fred should get a promotion for that upsale!

[@HybridBlueDream]

@@danielhead5442he’s been selling life alert for 46 years and a cop before that so

[@fredherbert7920]

"I'm 72 years old, and I don't give a shit anymore." Great new line 😂

[@RK-kn1fg]

xD what time is that at?

[@RK-kn1fg]

I just love it when you ask a question, then someone likes it but doesn't reply to what you asked. These are the finest people that make it all great, I suppose

[@fredherbert7920]

@@RK-kn1fg Found it! It's at 17:30.

[@stunninglad1]

Hi, John.

[@LibertyPrime1982]

That's what it's all... about

[@sheismymom]

they won't help suicidal people if they are intoxicated

[@Xpwnxage]

@artist formerly known as nobcheesy Earl Interuptted

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

I've dealt with serious depression at various times in my life & pretty much all the "crisis" lines are staffed by people like this. That's why I don't feel bad when Fred "wastes" their time.

[@doriangray6735]

They're very rude! How could they possibly do thish?

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

@dormie basne Oh, I've been doing just fine, for TWO YEARS?! Thank you very much! Well why this strange KZbin comment? What's going on with you? 😀

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

@@doriangray6735 To answer for real? I think because their job isn't based on any kind of results or stats or metrics. They get paid whether they actually help or not.

[@moomoomoo33ass]

This is one of the funniest prank calls I have ever heard!

[@reallifebegins2212]

Love this....lost it when Fred confessed to be fired for reporting fake crimes

[@jacobadam6804]

The intro brought me to tears. Such a beautiful song by Fred about his struggles with pranking, and his son, that old familiar prick. It's sad that he's resorted to pranking himself, and that his plant is the only thing that's real to him anymore. I know that he would just give away his empire of bonds if someone could just make him feel again. RIP Fred 😭

[@stunninglad1]

No, we don't have life alert.

[@Mysterycat74]

What kind of crisis hotline is this where they berate someone for drinking and tell them “you should know better?!” I know it’s all a prank, but SHE doesn’t know that and she sounds BOTHERED by a caller saying he wants to kill himself! What an awful crisis line operator! She just keeps dismissing his claim to kill himself and tells him “hang up and stop drinking, buh-bye!”

[@crisrobles3425]

I know for real. She truly is a NASSHOLE

[@BrandonBeckelheimer]

This is her way of getting out of her responsibility

[@manicstatic370]

They just aren’t suited for the job

[@monkeyisland819]

Maybe she should be better prepared for this call

[@whoaremetojudge1478]

Exactly. I would hate to be on the ledge of a bridge and call to get help, I would just jump 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe3]

Honestly it's depressing to think that this is the way that some suicidal or elderly people get treated. This call center is horrible. I don't feel bad about it for this call, but if they're treating Fred this way then you know they're doing it to actual people. Boy, shick.

[@internationalhouseofpancak8333]

You think it'sh becaush I'm Mexican? How could they possibly do thish?

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

I've dealt with very serious & real depression before. All the "crisis" lines are staffed with condescending, rude, uncaring people like are heard in these calls.

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

@Mr. Frank 'forever 40' Garret I'd like to be able to say "I don't believe any of thish", but I believe the bit about them being Christian dilletantes who simply want to put "worked at a crisis centre" on their resumé without actually ever helping anyone.

[@weebgrinder-AIArtistPro]

Yeah the level of condescension in that first woman's voice is through the roof. Her response to 'I'm thinking about taking my life". Is "Okaaay?" And then telling Fred to call back when he's sober. Yeah because nobody attempts suicide while intoxicated!

[@davidferguson1225]

Wow sick

[@OneOkami]

I'm actually surprised how dismissive that first crisis hotline assistant was to Fred. She just blew him off for being drunk and hung up the phone?!? I'd imagine its common for someone suicidal to be abusing alcohol and perhaps using it as a last resort before ending things. She actually came off as somewhat offensive to me and I was sober and not suicidal so I wouldn't be surprised if someone who was had talked to her they'd end up killing themselves afterwards. You'd think a crisis assistant would have more patience and compassion than that.

[@Caelest]

Listening to these callsh for the 1st time is like opening up a Christmas present in July....OHOHOHOHO

[@robertslydell6990]

Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking?

[@thisisyourson7905]

Merry Chrishmash!

[@dickr9345]

Well, you have a happy holiday! Okay, Gregory Stevens, Bye.

[@zackscruggs4543]

I'm sitting here typing it into a STATE wide system.

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Happy New Year to you

[@robertslydell6990]

32 minutes and 56 seconds of steady laughter. I was very sad to hear that Fred put in 46 years of loyal service with Life Alert and they fired him.

[@philojudaeusofalexandria9556]

He's lucky they gave him that long given hish drinking, drugsh, and bestiality problems.

[@timhook2086]

57 seconds dumbass

[@imherwerdio6852]

Oh fuck yoo-hoo...

[@millec60]

The FBI really needsh to be called on thish

[@tydaftpk38]

And Life Alert was founded in 1987 too, it doesn’t make sense to me

[@E.Humperdinck]

I focus on my plant, the only thing that's real. - Fred Herbert.

[@fredherbert7920]

My son is an asshole, the old familiar prick..

[@E.Humperdinck]

@@fredherbert7920 Co-ho! This is one of Carlo- I mean Fred's best songsh. The lyrics are so moving.

[@rico76]

EverydAAAy

[@peopleskarmasquad1042]

The Bob Dylan of our time

[@DubV-qr5xb]

“Turn on the fuckey TV!” “Excuse me?” “I’m talking to my plant!” 😂 😂

[@ChipMosesNews]

Fred is a man of many professions, and by golly he's damn good at them all.

[@thisisyourson7905]

yah well, he's been on the jobsh for 46sh yearsh

[@kevini4295]

@@thisisyourson7905 he's been a bail bondsman for 46 yearsh and a cop before that, so he has seen everything.

[@danielhead5442]

EXCUSE ME?!

[@danielhead5442]

@@kevini4295 this is yoohoo... So whats goin on?

[@Alibaba46789]

Waow! I juhst got off work and came home to a Fred Herbert video notification. You guysh are.. Walnutsh. Thank you very much shir.

[@TheZigzach]

Where do you work shir? How long have you been on the job?

[@Alibaba46789]

@Curtis Riceman and your name again ish?

[@kiwikrankers]

You...guysh...are...jusht fine

[@Alibaba46789]

@@kiwikrankers thish ish you hoo hoo! How are ya?

[@kiwikrankers]

@@Alibaba46789 NOT SHO GOOD. WE'VE BEEN GETTING THESHE PRANK CALLSH FOR A COUPLE OF YEARSH NOW...

[@casienwhey]

Fred is the most aggressive life alert representative ever. I heard that life alert fired him shortly thereafter.

[@madha4826]

And after 46 years on the job too

[@snakeplissken44]

shorry it happened

[@Caelest]

"We dont even have a computer!!!" "You think its bc you're Mexican?" lmao

[@JakeandElwoodBlues]

Reminds me of Arnold’s drunk guy. “I don’t even have a fucking computer!”

[@Lasirenagirl]

lol!

[@ahnoldshort5500]

LMFAO

[@DubV-qr5xb]

Leo DC Yea I laughed so hard at that I almost suffocated lmao

[@dickr9345]

@@DubV-qr5xb Are you okay?

[@zackscruggs4543]

Netflix, scotch, and some walnuts the perfect way to get out of some responsibilities while at work.

[@internationalhouseofpancak8333]

Whissssssssshhhhkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhhh 😏

Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking?

[@internationalhouseofpancak8333]

I've uhh... I've... I've uhh... I've had *thirteen* drinks todayyshhh **burp** Did I sound intoxicatedshh to you?

[@thegospel9839]

Beashtiality

[@internationalhouseofpancak8333]

Yeah I'll take the with extra . Gregory Stevensh? He had sex with a minor...

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

10:55 she's calling customer service... meaning Life Alert to complain about their rep Fred Herbert? LMAO

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

plus I think Life Alert hired Fred because he was on their phones so much anyway lol Life Alert Supervisor: I apologize that you were treated that way and we'll address this immediately- did you happen to get the representative's name? Customer: FRED HERBERT! Life Alert Supervisor: **thousand yard stare, slams phone down** 😂😂

[@sgillman16]

The crisis line really hung up on someone she thought was suicidal because he was drunk? 😑

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

I've called a crisis line before when I was feeling seriously depressed myself & I can tell you they're all like this. You get inconsiderate, uncaring treatment even if you're not a drunk bail bondsman.

[@penske_material]

@@wolfgangfrost8043 wow! How can they poshibly do thish?

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

@@penske_material They're single, so... they can get away with it!

[@dickr9345]

I think it had more to do with how drunk he was. I mean, if someone is just rambling on, making no sense, how can they find out where they are to call the cops on them? That's all they want to do ultimately --pass the buck.

[@ArmyJames]

For-profit health care.

[@TheZigzach]

Dam Fred was on the job for Life Alert for the last 46 yrs? Waow! I didn't even know they were around for that long.

[@alexnezhynsky9707]

How can they poshibly do thish?

[@dickr9345]

This might be my favorite song Fred has ever covered. It's just so perfect! Like Fred is really telling his story to such a dark and yet beautiful song. Thank yew!

[@stunninglad1]

Thanks, John.

[@imherwerdio6852]

Hohowitz! That'sh what it ish

[@LewdandLasciviousRemarks]

Fred Cash has dropped his new album titled, "Ring of Walnuts", with songs like "Riders In West Mission", "One Walnut at a time", "Upland Morning Coming" and many more

[@thisisyourson7905]

Do you wanna know how Johnny Cash got his name? Well, in the the summer of 1961, a young Jonathan Cass was performing a show in the Compton Jail. In that same jail, Fred Herbert happened to overhear the performance while bailing someone's brother out of jail. Fred was sho impressed he exclaimed WAOW, and walked up to the stage to say "Hi John". Fred continued: "Mr. Cassshhh you are jusht fine." From that point on, John Cass would begin to refer to himself as Johnny Cash and become a huge shtar

[@LewdandLasciviousRemarks]

@@thisisyourson7905 thish isn't bshhh

[@dickr9345]

@@thisisyourson7905 woaw. I-Im just trying to make sense of what you're telling me...

[@Drjusttrying]

Also featured. Upland Prison Blues, Give my love to Carol, and of course, The Walnut Comes Around

[@ammosophobia]

Netflix, Scotch, and walnuts sounds pretty good ... so does sitting, or laying, in the public waaays

[@agentstanley29]

Sitting or lying in the public ways. If you don't know, then this is B.S.

[@dimitrigratski6873]

This hurt parody is my favorite, really emotional

[@thisisyourson7905]

Excushe me sir, don't get exschited

[@dimitrigratski6873]

@@thisisyourson7905 waow, we got along fine, are you taking some kind of drugs or drinkin?

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

I still think that Fred becoming the annoying Life Alert agent is the greatest good guy/bad guy role switch since Terminator 2.

[@bsm6776]

“I just got fired from Life Alert” hahah

[@stunninglad1]

I'd want to be fired from that company, John.

[@RodrigoTechador]

What’s funny is you can quite distinctly hear him say “firearm from Life Alert.” But does sound like “fired from Life Alert.”

[@randomelement5510]

I love how you brought the Hopeline Lady into the mix -- haven't heard enough of her lately.

[@wolfgangfrost8043]

18:27 All joking aside, telling someone who's thinking of taking their life that "they should be mad at themself" is a highly irresponsible thing for the operator of a crisis line to say. Even if they're acting as strangely & "sound intoxicated" as Fred is here.

[@Xpwnxage]

I know, they are terrible at their jobs. Quit sounding so irritated with the poor son of a bitch.

[@tydaftpk38]

Life Alert was founded in 1973 and Fred’s been there since the beginning. How can could they possibly do this?

[@madha4826]

Boy...sick. Sounds like a bunch of fuckn nassholes

[@Loloff210]

That’s not good information.

[@andrewmaddox9786]

I focush ob my plant

[@Ihavehadmanynames7779]

He pranked himself today

[@crossarmkid42]

But he was reporting fake crimesh.

[@fredherbert7920]

Carlosh is on a roll lately! That Cash parody is just epic.

[@stunninglad1]

Carlos Walnut?

[@stover14]

@@stunninglad1 YESH. That'sh what it ish.

[@Xpwnxage]

@@stunninglad1 This is his channel too

[@stunninglad1]

@@Xpwnxage Not Gregory Stevensh then!

[@stunninglad1]

@@stover14 Okay...Ah-ha!...Yah!

[@gristamshackleford2102]

she basically said I don't care that your suicidal and how dare you call a crisis line when your drunk

[@stover14]

HAHAHA the title name and intro song are legendary. Thank you Ron.

[@stover14]

I hurt myself, todayyy.

[@TheZigzach]

Don't get exchited.

[@whiteshadow59]

i don't give a fuck mate

[@joejensen3761]

Omg that transition into the hope line chick was flawless! Idk if that was planned but it was so perfect. Hats off I was dying! Also gotta love how apparently drunk gentlemen in suicidal crisis don’t deserve help? “You should be mad at yourself, how long have you been drinking?” Sure that’ll talk poor Fred off the ledge…

[@AGTTMAOOTB]

Lovin freds new song. i really felt it and where he was coming from

[@yardgoods]

These are some of Fred Herbert's best calls...LOL

[@vladsheludko7482]

You an a legend dude. This 1 of the best channels on KZbin, all around.

[@1ofthereal1sleft75]

Got a notification from Carlosh im lookin at it right here!! Never stop these annoying phone calls!!

[@sarahmascara]

1of the real 1sleft! Thank you Ron

[@dickr9345]

What website do ya have up?

[@1ofthereal1sleft75]

@@dickr9345 Let me see here

[@TheZigzach]

Just keep plugging away there.

[@Lasirenagirl]

That was the weirdest call that woman probably ever had

[@tedbrogan1]

I love the songs you have Fred sing at the beginning of each video

[@darcuriousgeorge5457]

Be sure to check out "best of bondsh" 1&2

[@peopleskarmasquad1042]

The Hope Line Lady did a great job

[@michaelschneider9305]

My plant -Fred you sir are a true gentlemen! Everyone that speaks the language of Fred and others comment please!

[@cloudgamer178]

Nick Nac bailbondsh

[@stunninglad1]

Two years!!!

[@michaelschneider9305]

I just wanted to make sure it was really you!

[@zackscruggs4543]

Do you hear 'em talkin' in the background?

[@michaelschneider9305]

Zack Scruggs that’s not correct

[@kiwikrankers]

"I pranked myself today" lol

[@stunninglad1]

I think that's because you're Mexican.

[@real.evidence]

Bravo! Well done! Excellent call! Superb use of Fred’s soundboard and the Hope hotline lady’s soundboard! 🙏👍

[@jacobadam6804]

You're the best Fred Herbert caller in the business dude. Please come back

[@stover14]

Where ish he?

[@jacobadam6804]

​@@stover14 Itsh been a mystery to me.....

[@gordoncamacho8649]

I don't find him

[@mcaddicts]

Poor Fred fired from life alert because John reported fake crimes.

[@salsavani]

OMG...At 26 minutes into the call, the HOPE LINE LADY weighs in !!! ROFL !!!! This entire call was pure genius !!

[@tydaftpk38]

Whaow! A July bailbonsh!

[@ahnoldshort5500]

Yo Carlos these new edited lines are better than ever the splicing is smooth af! Good shit 😂 hilarious call

[@chemicalimbalance7030]

I would completely kill myself if these were the people fielding my call when I reached out.

[@aarcas]

"You.. guys... are... sitting or lying in the public waysh. Is that right?" "We are LYING?" "Yeah!" Fucking lol the way Fred jumped on that miscommunication with glee.

[@YouDummy]

I will never understand how the pranksters actually function and not laugh hysterically when these are happening

[@doriangray6735]

This is funnier than Howard Shtern, Chrish Rock, Louie SHEE.K., Robin Williamsh, thank you Ron!!

[@frankgarrett242]

Fred is a loyal employee of Life Alert. He worked for them for 46 years despite the fact they’ve only been in business since 1987.

[@TheodoreRizzo]

Best Fredish life alert call ever I think around 6:00 Fred really convinced John’s daughter that her dad was in fact “mentally ill” her defeated tone was helpless 😂😂

[@mikecherber]

This is the absolute best Bondsh call I have ever heard. I have listened to a hundred at least, and dude you’ve mastered the soundboard so well, it honestly sounds just like Fred himself is calling. Quick and relevant responses, so impressive!!! 😂😂😂 I’m dying

[@papabonds7960]

What kind of crisis line says “you should be mad at yourself”? Great video Carlosh

[@internationalhouseofpancak8333]

Co-hoshhh!! They are very rude. *NO THEY DON'T UH... HELP US AT ALL!!!*

[@penske_material]

@@internationalhouseofpancak8333 the FBI really needsh to be called on thish

[@stunninglad1]

Cwo-ho-ho!

[@mattstanislavsky7187]

I can't give you answer on that

[@Mysterycat74]

Papa Bonds I thought the same thing!!! They were horrible! Prank or not they have take every call seriously!

[@4g63t8]

In 100 years this will be in the Smithsonian

[@stunninglad1]

Two years?

[@UnforeseenDOOM]

"No, we don't have life alert. You know i've fallen and can't get up out of the public waysh"

[@HoochPandersnatch]

"This is a boof call"

[@maximumcaffeine6003]

You still making calls?

[@HoochPandersnatch]

@@maximumcaffeine6003 I make them from time to time. Don't have a lot of time/desire to upload them though. I'm sitting on some good material, and I assure you I will release at least some of it. Nightmare On Burt St 3 will probably be my last upload to KZbin. If/when I put anything else out after that, it will be bandcamp only.

[@maximumcaffeine6003]

@@HoochPandersnatch cool, Burt st. trilogy

[@GarrettD100]

“You’re very rude” is an understatement. She shouldn’t be acting like that to people that are suicidal.

[@kylefromhell2135]

Every new video is great. Thank you omar!

[@jeffwagner8690]

Fred would have been a GREAT suicide prevention operator, he would have told interesting stories about Licence Plates, Trains derailing in Ontario, and smoking pot out of the evidence locker in 1970. The caller would have been so entertained and Fred would have made Him/Her feel so valued by the end of the call they would have been smiling! LOL

[@Xpwnxage]

Fred lived a cool ass life. He's the best bailbondsman in history.

[@RodrigoTechador]

I think we should all resign from Life Alert in a show of solidarity with poor Fred.

[@WesterlyPrune99]

Poor Fred has fallen and he can’t get up

[@fireboy1996]

Please Carlos some more Life Alert calls with Fred herbert. These are some of your best work!

[@FrankE83]

I love these calls. Keepem coming. I think it's because I'm Mexican LOL

[@TheZigzach]

Robert Roberto Camacho Malgoza?

[@FrankE83]

@@TheZigzach Waow

[@shoveyourmaskupyourass959]

I'm sitting here typing beastiality into uhh..State wide system

[@E.Humperdinck]

id k Lol

[@shoveyourmaskupyourass959]

@Laid Back waow, sick. When i wuj, a kid..we'd get pie. Mm. Mhm. But now my computer ish talkin to me

[@kevini4295]

Poor Fred, he is having a hell of a time. Drinking, AA, thinking about taking his life, poor guy. I think that crisis center rep will need a drink after talking with Fred.

[@shoveyourmaskupyourass959]

I started listening to thish at work today and i got fired because my boss said is thish your way of getting out of your responsibilities?

[@sheismymom]

I needed this thank you Ron & Beverly

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

You're talking to his PLANT

[@jeffwagner8690]

It's Ron from: "Thank-You Ron", and it's "Beverly Cloward...C-L-O-W-A-R-D".

[@dickr9345]

@@jeffwagner8690 Are you on some special drugsh?

[@dogwalk3056]

that's not good information

[@levibuildsbarns5981]

Sir, don’t get excited.

[@DaGahbageMan]

I was playing Final Fantasy X, which has one of my favorite video game soundtracks, but I listened to thish instead. I could hear them talking in the background while Yuna wash doing her first sending in Kilika.

[@DaGahbageMan]

@Red Forman Shtar player of the Zanarkand Abesh.

[@CRXWNWRXITH]

"How long have you been drinking?" - "TWO YEARS?" - "wow" - "wow" im dying lol

[@MrBikboi]

This is a masterpiece, anyone have zips of these splices? So creative and on a whole other level. So much more creative than just cussing people out with Duncan which are good but not like this. I’m an ex felon with a firearm, you are going to pay.

[@NoNameSNX]

This is one of the best Freds call

[@MatthewBoy11]

That drunk call was legendary lol

[@rtvz-randomtvzemun1681]

I wish I could give more thumbs up this was beautifully executed

[@Lasirenagirl]

“Turn on the fucking TV!!!!” Crash!!

[@1337Sn1p3rs]

this is good stuff carlos

[@stunninglad1]

Cheers, homey!

[@lunarvision]

One of your best calls. You made a classic actually.

[@skelter1153]

PHENOMENAL CALL .... ... just a beautiful work of Art.

[@The_Bookshelf_Life]

The first calls to that one house were hilarious! Also, that helpline was ridiculously horrible haha

[@runemasterhariwulfaz5267]

Poor Fred. He didn’t wanna argue with anybody was just trying to help

[@frankgarrett242]

Are you in pain?

[@runemasterhariwulfaz5267]

@@frankgarrett242 NUO! I’ve had 13 drinksh today

[@renegadeace1735]

Great improv getting the hope-line lady in there. you are one very unique individual.

[@zubiproductions9440]

How is that a crisis line? Those ladies are rude AF. 😂 Great work by the way! 👌🏼👌🏼

[@AbeChang2]

Can you please report those crisis center employees to someone? I know this is just a prank call, but someone actually thinking about suicide would be driven to do it by these women.

[@dickr9345]

You can call and ask for the jailer and you can ask him too, or you'll need to drive down there, maybe they're under another name. See if you can get a better informationsh and call em back, okay?

[@karineehello]

AbeChang2 I was thinking the same thing. I wish I knew how to report them or at least write a bad review somewhere....I don’t know if crisis centers are in Yelp. But still. Boy schick.

[@lucasparham5068]

Audio Gold. Love the progression from Fred getting complained about to his workplace, losing his job and calling the crisis center.

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

For anyone who didn't catch this- when he says "i'm not in charge" that's actually an Alcoholics Anonymous motto they always say 😂 She didn't notice haHHhaaha that's too funny

[@clawmachinez26]

“How long have you been drinking?” “2 years.” “2 years? Wow.” *”Wow”* I lost my shit 😂

[@SuperMrsbowen]

We are not in a hair salon, and my hair is not wet.

[@Xpwnxage]

A sentence that would have never been said if Fred Herbert wasn't prank called.

[@Cafe_TTV]

Thank you Ron

[@everydayabovegroundisagood1693]

Thankshsh Carlosh, I really needed thishsh. Sabes que perdi mi viejo hace dos anos y el dolor es insorportable.

[@thisisyourson7905]

I'm sorry it happened.. bondsh healsh all woundsh

[@bostonwarrior4824]

This is so good you cannot stop doing these

[@SYSD723]

“The name of the city is Public Ways?” 🤣 Yep, right next to the town of Big Daddy’s Pizza; Deputy Martin is the mayor.

[@aarcas]

Someone should change "Sitting or lying in the public waysh" to "sitting or lying in the pub" in Freds drinking videos

[@zephyfoxy]

"Turn on the TV!" *bottle crash* "I'm talkin' to my plant!" I'm fucking dead

[@HandsomeSexyBadGuy]

Im getting really sick of people that say “im dying” or “im dead” about jokes. Fucking cringe

[@bamamoondog9039]

What's going on here ?? I got a call from you, and it was a recording... and you were getting... you were in a hair salon... and your hair was wet... Are you ok ??

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

@@dickr9345 8 inches?

[@classicalroach]

Thank you Lamar!

[@stunninglad1]

You're welcome, sir.

[@millec60]

I want to take a vacation to The Public Ways

[@burnindownthehouse]

I think the reason why they were so unhelpful to Fred is because they were in a hair salon and their hair was wet.