BAKING COOKIES IN SPANISH!

[@myacavazos81]

“my 5-6 year old is half Mexican but these cookies are gonna be all white” -Brandon Farris 2019

[@brittanyperez2559]

Story of my life😃😃

[@bodhicampbell7849]

Hi

[@M4ng0_Enj0yer]

I was gunna like but its to perfect at 969 likes 😂😂😂 . . . 1 week later and someone got the 1k likes

[@shinobruh7819]

I was the like that got you to 1k

[@lilsuga4761]

Is she his biological daughter with Gloria or with someone else or is she gloria’s daughter?

[@johnitiswhatitistaylor2711]

“My 5 year old who is now 6.” Just like me a 3 year old who is 18

[@fredthepuppet3625]

John it is What it is Taylor Same I’m a 2 year old who is 16

[@messibessi11]

I’m a 12 year old who is 23... 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@destrosoldier9280]

Me too, a 1 year old who is 13

[@maddierussell4996]

I’m a fetus at 13

[@clumsychimmy4327]

Same here a 4 year old who is 12 Edit; im actually 13 now😅

[@marilynmichelle2644]

I love how you sang Despacito a thousand times better than Justin Bieber ever could Live.

[@papajohns1336]

Your so right

[@mimiwash4063]

Marilyn Michelle so tru

[@fayethomas4183]

@@papajohns1336 jdtjstjdtjtdtjtdktskts

[@baileymccracken3360]

True

[@Ghosty9151]

Eh

[@jessicamartin7614]

“or maybe she feels like a dumpster idk women feel stuff”😂😂

[@mackenzie5308]

😂🤣

[@mamamiafamilygaming6192]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@mysticshadow1954]

Lol

[@michelehenshaw2339]

Wait wemen feel stuff

[@doublebraidedwonder6916]

respect he calls his daughter a woman even as a 5 recently turned 6 year old

[@rosab1995]

"I'm mad because my costume don't fit".... *Stretches and ripped coat* 😂

[@Sepulchre_Gate]

It made him feel like BIG boy . lol

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

The hulks less masculine bro. Mad scientist brandon.😂😂😂😂

[@feliciah.1907]

Lol I think it makes his mad scientist costume better it gives it more character especially to those who don't know what the rip was from and it woukd makecthem think dang what did that mad scientist blow up ti get that and no kne will be the wiser he was just making cookies in spanish! XD

[@AnimeEmo713]

I'm surprise you didn't bring the lamp in the kitchen to hit it a couple of times.

[@KimberlyRottieMom]

Samantha Carver I bet he regrets not smacking it

[@stephaniesherman7757]

😂

[@rosab1995]

When Autumn said she "feels like a dumpster" because she sick. Thanks to Brandon for translating that for us, most relatable phrase ever when you don't feel good😂

[@alondra9974]

As a Spanish speaker. I lost it at chinchilla

[@zodomabizarrapuntocom1654]

Eres latina o española o eres una latina de ascendencia solo pregunto

[@emilyesnyman]

As an "I don't know this language-english-speaker" I enjoyed the whole thing :)

[@PixelMochi]

I speak Spanish, too, and I fucking DIED when he said, "so we're spittin' on turtles. Ok." 🤣

[@stonimus]

@@PixelMochi yeah, same english speakers trying to speak Spanish is the funniest shit to me

[@keishlamercado6854]

@@PixelMochi i speak in spanish too

[@perlaacosta130]

"Chancho! I need to borrow some huevos!" 😂😂 anyone else get the nacho libre reference??

[@imbrandonfarris]

😂😂😂 I really want to dress up like nacho one day this month!

[@perlaacosta130]

@@imbrandonfarris you should do both esqueleto and nacho!!! 😂😂 I love your videos by the way!!! They make my day!!

[@KimberlyRottieMom]

That was my favorite part

[@AlondraPC]

I didn't but it made me laugh either way 😂😂😂😂😂

[@erinvaughn1712]

@@imbrandonfarris hey

[@tifinila2966]

2019: save the turtles Brandon: so we’re spitting on turtles

[@hotstangchic69]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@gracegargan2749]

💀💀💀

[@rogertravis945]

Learning Spanish with Brandon. Spanish speaking people: No. No bueno.

[@agus7448]

Pues la verdad solo se equivoco en los pronombres femeninos y masculinos, decía “el harina” por ejemplo y pues está mal

[@zodomabizarrapuntocom1654]

@@agus7448 buena hermano como anda

[@agus7448]

Hola como le va :3

[@zodomabizarrapuntocom1654]

@@agus7448 muy bien y usted

[@agus7448]

Bien tambien :0, de donde eres

[@jessicatatiana2]

“Where’s the dumpster? Not the trash can my 6 year old” 😂

[@jessicatatiana2]

Marissa Lockhart lol okay I didn’t scroll for comments but sure whatever you say 😂

[@violetrae4492]

You stole his quote 😂

[@KpopMom1980]

"theres a package of butter on my head, isn't there" lol legit laughed out loud when you tilted forward lol

[@cannibalbananas]

yeah I kept waiting for whatever he threw to fall 😂

[@wamster1114]

When

[@wamster1114]

Samuel Boonstra thx

[@haleybuckholt9918]

"where's the dumpster? Not the trashcan, my six year old" LMAO 😂

[@KermitTheFrog_-ke4un]

I think he’s the only white person aloud to speak like that FWI: I think he’s the only person I’ve seen rock grey hair with a green shirt and a lab coat 😂

[@3231guppy]

FWI? Flying While Intoxicated?! Did you mean FYI?!

[@granolaxo]

Marissa Lockhart yes you were a mistake

[@jpmeadowmckinney8294]

FR 😂

[@3231guppy]

@@marissajoy9910 LOL I was being funny- if you can't take a joke then yes, you are a mistake 😂

[@rosedejernett3860]

I’m dying right now with this whisk. Lol

[@LilithsLittleSister]

Did he accidentally make an OJ joke with the whole “if the glove don’t fit you must acquit” line? 🤣

[@Socrates458]

As “accidentally” as OJ killed his victims.

[@Kimou_00]

my mother tongue is french so watching an american baking cookies in spanish, it’s very weird 😂

[@KM13760]

Mine is Russian. Commenting on a French person watching an American bake cookies in Spanish is- odd-

[@aeae-pz9bp]

Mine is Swedish, commenting on a Russian commenting on a French person watching an American bake cookies in Spanish is also odd

[@lilydobbyn4298]

Mine is British commenting on a Swedish commenting on a Russian commenting on a french person watching an American bake cookies in Spanish which is kinda odd too....

[@idontknowjustdawn2008]

Mine is german commenting on a british person commenting on a swedish commenting on a russian commenting on a french person watching an American bake cookies in spanish could also be add to the list of odd things..

[@TheHorseLord]

@@idontknowjustdawn2008 My mother tongue is English, as a half Mexican-American living in America, watching an American make cookies in what should be my mother tongue which is quite odd as well...

[@loganschneider5234]

"I’m just gonna let you talk and I'm just nod as if I understand" me ever day

[@oliveoil7005]

Me at school

[@Renee_nay_1126]

I need a shirt with this on it. LOL

[@nerdindahouse4271]

I dont know shit in Spanish and I somehow have a A in Spanish 2. I can read it but if you speak to me I ain't gotta clue

[@ladybug123212]

Me when I watching something in Thai without subtitles haha.

[@baileyy24]

“Where is the dumpster? Not the trash can, my 6 year old” -Brandon Farris 2019 Edit: woah I’ve never gotten so many likes thank you

[@Beep_Heart]

Bailey L We have the same pfp ,,,, Sorry I just needed to point that out.... I’ll go now.. :>

[@baileyy24]

Ary F I LOVE THAT

[@Getrichorclaimbenifits]

1 more like to 1000

[@Levi_is_Smol]

I really wonder how she's gonna react when she watches this video as a 16 year old.

[@heavenlykaauamo6788]

literally heard him say that as I read your comment

[@lutorres3]

omg thank you thank you for making me laugh.. we had a bad day and we looked at your video had my son laughing so hard.. thank you. Keep making us smile you make the world better place to hang out.

[@spiritdetectives]

"I've noticed that you haven't broken your whisk yet. When does that happen for you?" That was just too funny because I've actually broken my whisk in the same exact manner, baking.

[@Renae5147]

Not the content we asked for But the content we’ve needed. 😂

[@abbyhall4424]

My theory: His costumes are always so small because he buys the children's costumes because they are cheaper lol

[@EbyKat]

Abby Hall he did say that in another video

[@abbyhall4424]

@@EbyKat lol maybe I heard it there then 😂

[@krickster82]

Plus he is tiny

[@jmwarner78]

😂🤣😂🤣 I was thinking the same thing

[@natalialevings8225]

Abby Hall omg so true lol

[@kali._.martinez4791]

Lady on computer: Despacio (English: mix slowly) Brandon: despacio?! *brandon violently mixes the mixture* Me: wait I thought he knew some spanish?🤦🏽‍♀️

[@marissajoy9910]

Uno momento poor favor - Brandon Farris 2019

[@MsQueengorgo]

Cutting up butter before putting it in and leaving it outside to get softer, Brandon. Life changer!!!!

[@imslothed]

“I’m just going to nod as if I understand” me when anyone is ranting to me

[@lysandramoreno2101]

My question is, why does he know the lyrics to despacito so well? Suspicious.....lol

[@reinaqueen13]

Your videos in the morning are everyone’s cup of coffee you make people mornings 🤗🤗🤗

[@Demon_Vampire_69]

He said "hornier" 😂 hornear is bake 😂

[@Cyndy101]

BUHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂 thank you for telling us this!!!

[@snail_oatmeal7325]

Brandon: “so where spitting on the turtles Vsco girls: 😤

[@chan-hm7pv]

We're*

[@LindaMcQu]

It's a joke! Lighten up.

[@ShayAlliah]

I felt that

[@mickeycortopassi3264]

Linda Kelly r/woosh

[@ZombieMom618]

Hehe

[@chloehart7290]

"My 5 year old who's now 6" 🤣🤣

[@marissajoy9910]

“Hornier en tray.....MmmMmm....no one hornier than tray” -Brandon Farris 2019

[@jessietaylor2215]

“Who did this to you? It was the big spoon wasn’t it?”

[@laurend.5925]

“She said she fells like a dumpster” When your so past trash you need new words😂

[@Autumnfire087]

When he sang Despacito so perfectly.

[@marlar4267]

I just saw a comment on jared dines' new video that you donated a bunch of money to his cause trying to get instruments into the hands of kids. I just want to say that is ridiculously amazing and you are a treasure of a human being. I love you already and this just cements those feelings for life. Thank you for being such a wonderful person.

[@imbrandonfarris]

I really appreciate that thank you! 🙌🏽😭

[@kenziebrock42]

"My five, now six year old is half Mexican but her cookies will be all white." 😂👌

[@rensverhoef2339]

I just found out about your donation to the cause jarred dines put up Holy shit dude the world needs more hero's like you. Much love from the Netherlands❤

[@ellenkmarshall9526]

THESE ARE literally my favorite videos that you make You should do Christmas sugar cookies In SPANISH!!!!

[@ncdozer3103]

This mad lad donated $10000 to Jared dines cause

[@phillantho_8347]

NC DOZER top dude our Brandon. Top dude

[@tchaiiiii]

Everytime I watch Brandon my depression leaves 😂

[@sierradaniellestreet3453]

Fr

[@StarCrochets]

Same😂

[@DraculasBride1892]

I lost it when the empty butter box landed on his head 😂😂😂😂

[@KpopMom1980]

Same :)

[@KimberlyRottieMom]

Same

[@aliciajodi]

you look like something out of Courage The Cowardly Dog😂

[@mollypratt9247]

That show is probably why I'm so weird.

[@trishagregory5810]

You know what my dog is named Courage (he came with that name we didn't choose it) and he is scared of everything so we call him Courage the Cowardly dog

[@buddha362]

return the slab... of cookies

[@YarnyPixels]

“ 8:47 Where’s the dumpster, not the trash can my 6 year old” 😂 ❤

[@KristenGilmer-fm6oy]

I had to read this 7x to understand 😂😂😂❤

[@teppi5119]

“You’re gonna do great” and toilet bowl cleaner makes me happy

[@wangkong905]

3:33 i literally choked on my Reese's Pieces. Watching this while eating small candies is a deadly combo. Knowing Spanish and watching this makes it all the more better. I love this 😂😂

[@kokichioma3000]

Brandon- “So we’re spitting on the turtles” Every Vsco girl in existence- ಠ_ಠ Turtles- ಠ_ಠ

[@MarkP]

How long to bake cookies... Brandon: "No one's hornier'n Trey"

[@keaniiix]

Brandon saying “ my six year old “ makes my heart warm

[@debbiegunter9521]

I think you did an awesome job with those cookies! She will love anything from her Beebs!!!💜💜💜

[@dunder_pickles6031]

“Un tenemos porfavor”-Brandon A we have please - translated 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LindaMcQu]

3:30 I'm dead. I was already laughing and on this note spit my coffee! You are so amazing Brandon! Please don't ever stop! Love ya buddy!!! The word play you do. 👍

[@iwillgiveyoumysun]

Me when I have a mental breakdown and want to change my style

[@msnapualani95]

Making me laugh so hard this morning 🤗 thank you Brandon ....

[@jaquelineangus319]

I love how these cookies looks better than other his done, in English 😂😂😂

[@Clarey-ke6vb]

This was fantastic! 4:57 was the best part! Just waiting for the butter box to drop and it doesn’t. Win for the crazy scientist wig! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jessicahardy526]

4 seconds in and it's already good 😂😂😂

[@the_one_and_only_gem713]

Best costume and video of the month so far!!!!! You crack me up and make my day. Thanks for everything that you do for us!!! Keep up the great work!!!

[@kijoring_]

I get more and more concerned for him everyday....

[@mrssarystew]

Toilet cleaner 😂 Talking to the whisk as if it's been bullied in the drawer. Singing despacito 🤣 Karen of Mexico 😝 I LOVE when you say "you're gonna do great" to all your baking items.

[@malindaskorupa2999]

I love it every time he puts anything in the oven he says"you're going to do great"

[@cergercrystal]

Brandon! 1 million+ subscribers AND a stand up show on mondays! 😆😆😆 I'm so excited for you! Your journey is amazing❣ Fangirl #1 for life 🤗💞

[@keeleynix581]

1:05 he sounds like a sims character

[@jordanshrader954]

"my 5 year old who is 6"

[@tylerhoyt2769]

This is my favorite costume so far. Even though it’s too small it looks like it fits 😂

[@ari5976]

His ability to speak Spanish is more crumbly than the cookies he baked, he looks just as surprised as his hair

[@Jason-kn4cy]

“idk women feel stuff and i don’t understand” me too, but i’m a women and don’t understand 😂

[@Megan-Ann]

You singing Despacito is the highlight of my week! Well done Brandon!

[@MaritMeijer]

Isn’t “Karen” in spanisch “Carmen”?🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

[@arias7418]

Marit Pettinga-Meijer no haha Karen is written the same in Spanish but it pronounced different! I love that you tried ❤️❤️❤️

[@saikouforever2041]

@@arias7418 I think it was a joke lol

[@arias7418]

Gabriel Valdez oh pfff I knew it was a joke hahaha I knew it! I did *no I didn’t*

[@tabithafeliciano3378]

Evelyn this comment (your reply, not original... don’t want to offend you 😊) made me literally LOL! you wrote exactly what I always think 😂

[@arias7418]

Tabitha Feliciano hahaha 😂😂😭

[@RedChalkTeeth]

Listening to you read Spanish is like listing to my 2 year old baby sister have a conversation with the doctor

[@amalie567.x2]

the gloria bracelet on his wrist is so cute 🥺

[@aliciagonzalez212]

6:16 I lost it!!! 🤣🤣😭😭😭 I’m in tears laughing so hard!!!

[@themanthemoththelegend8685]

Video: despacito Brandon: *whisks vigorously while singing

[@madstripes7377]

Being Portuguese and watching this just fills my heart with joy

[@dayanaramaldonado7664]

IM DYING OMG, I’m literally laughing out loud in a office full of guys that now think I’m definitely crazy

[@KimberlyRottieMom]

Dayanara Maldonado maybe they are the crazy ones for not watching. They can’t be living their best life without Brandon Farris videos. (In my opinion)

[@charchar7272]

Love waking up to your comedy!!!

[@arianahernandez5946]

I dont think you even understand how long I’ve been waiting for this video 😂😂😂

[@Gilded-girl]

My favorite costume yet. I hope Autumn gets to feeling better soon.

[@malloryalizabeth493]

being bilingual and watching this makes it SOO funny😂

[@roseabellaparker7998]

You got that evil laugh down! I love your vids so much, they make me laugh so hard :)

[@xiomaradickson9865]

Brandon trying to understand 😩😂

[@KG-dt9hq]

Your so kind!! What a nice and thoughtful scientist!!

[@karamitchell7055]

Brandon never seizes to make our day 😂

[@natalia_schlupe7232]

I took three years of Spanish and I can comprehend enough for this to make me cry laughing.

[@ItsjustmeHadley]

I lost it when you tossed the butter and it landed in your hair 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@Jason-kn4cy]

when you threw the butter box and i didn’t hear it land, i immediately busted out laughing cause i knew it was on your head 😂

[@joeannareed2019]

Lady in video: “despacito” Brandon: *violently mixes* Me: SLOWLY BRANDON!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!

[@jocelyneagle4689]

Just when I was about to take a nap, the notification popped up for this. Always a good morning when brandon bakes

[@yazminrivera.731]

I know spanish but she speaks to fast for me 😂 this video is super hilarious.

[@JaneOverbay]

You crack me up......loved this video. Good luck with making the cookies for Autumn.

[@keirstanpletz293]

This made my day so much better ❤

[@lillyperez8119]

When he threw the butter box behind him and it didn't hit the floor 🤣🤣🤣 he was like, "and I...oop, who knows what else is in this hair" *pulls something out of wig*😂😂😂 Can't stop laughing at you trying to speak Spanish. I feel you bro..

[@dannygirl1676]

This is how many people want him to go live and make videos every day Like

[@kandihenderson7226]

He does make videos daily........

[@geniepetersen5511]

😂😂😂ohhhh I love your videos. Mad scientist making cookies. Guaranteed to laugh 😂😂

[@catsj1767]

Oh just wait till puberty hits, Brandon

[@chlqee9567]

Hello BRANDON!! I’m such a big fan!! I love your videos!! :)

[@makenzieloeffler6743]

Video: *is spanish* What Brandon hears--- *WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB*

[@briannabeall8277]

I DIED when the butter box landed in your wig! love these videos! Currently binging all your videos